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comradekatara · 1 year
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zukka fans boil your rocks
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stil-lindigo · 11 months
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mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!
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dapper-lil-arts · 3 months
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this is how their first meeting went right
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dilfdyke · 3 months
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halfcaffeinated · 1 year
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there is now a secondary verification on twitter. both the blue check and the 'official' tag im- this is so fucki g funny what is the fucking point
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so the official tag means youre real and the blue check means ? you paid $8 ??
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purplepenntapus · 8 months
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Listen I ship dinluke for so many reasons but number 1. is that I think it’s incredibly funny to ship a man who so desperately doesn’t want to be a main character with Mr. Star Wars himself
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ghostly-cabbage · 18 days
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We need to talk about the worst thing about making AUs....
The fact that then when you inevitably think about crossovers you don't want the crossover with the canon you want it with your specific AU. Your brain worms, your circus, but THEN WHAT?
Oh, yeah, to understand this crossover you need to go read this entirely different fic/series? Girl help 😭 you can't do that
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frogseasons · 2 years
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tlt but JUST from ianthe’s perspective would be hilarious. you (necromancer) go to canaan house with your sister (who you trick people into thinking is a necromancer) and babs (your walking jerky stick). there’s a bunch of weird people and a hot nun but whatever. you sneak around and are Smart and u put things together. some people die, whatever, u get on with ur Sneaking and Smartness. you figure out how to become a lyctor (you have to kill babs). you kill babs, eat him (his soul), that’s all par for the course for you. and congrats, youre the first new lyctor in a myriad!!!!!! and then the rest of the weird people who are still alive decide to go and attack you about it. oh turns out ur predecessor has been hanging around, you get in a tussle and she slices off ur arm. ouchie. and she goes down at the hands of the hot nun so at least there’s something good going on. later you and the hot nun get picked up by god, u don’t know where ur sister is but hey! the hot nun is now ur built in bestie for the rest of ur eternal lives. but nooooo she’s depressed because her other nun friend went and died on a fence and boohoo she got ate just like babs. blegh. she asks you to crack her skull open which seems like a good time so you do, and now she owes you a favor and can’t remember the nun friend so things seem kinda dandy. and you get a sloppy lil makeout sesh later too. on ur all expenses paid vacay to god’s house his old friend/fuckbuddy takes you under his wing. swords suck because of ur arm but you get a front row seat to the most interesting and fucked up sitcom in history. the hot nun is There and yeah she might be having some brain issues but u get to play dress up with her and she also makes u a shiny new bone arm. u ALMOST get another kiss after god starts getting fucked in the dining room by two of his besties but the hot nun has it out for the other bestie that’s been trying to kill her for months so u don’t get to have that fun. eventually ur fight with a cosmic horror gets interrupted and the dead nun takes over the hot nun’s body and u witness the death of god. but he comes back and in quick succession he is out of besties and u saved his ass from mega hell. in the next few months you watch god fall into his newest depressed slut era but at least he makes u a new bestie out of the dead nun (who’s his kid?????) and her corpse, u guys even make friendship bracelets and have a handshake. u get to pilot babs’ corpse around on another planet and finally see ur sister again and kiss her on the lips through the jerky body. and the hot nun is back too!!!!! but some of those people from wayyyy back are still there and they take over the jerky body and u have to race them to god’s ex’s unbreakable tomb. and then god’s ex wakes up and beats ur ass and then gives the hot nun a sloppy kiss. what is a girl to do.
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blinkpen · 5 months
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another huge problem with viv's writing is she was so damn impatient to just get to the part where the status quo gets shaken up and revel in it she decided to just fucking teleport there and failed to spend any time at all establishing a status quo TO be shaken up and so literally nothing in the show feels earned and everything feels rushed and confusing constantly as the tracks get laid in front of the train as its rolling
this is something i call "narrative speedrunning" and it is something you literally can never go back and fix, and that's a big part of why heckuva badshow is kind of unsalvageable and was doomed to be from the very beginning, which, like,
[mr krabbs voice]
i warned ye!
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cairafea · 9 months
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i think the fast travel in this game is very cool 👍
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fruit-colored-ninja · 5 months
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Lloyd, about to make a life-altering decision: haha, I have the perfect Starfarers quote for this
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doevademe · 7 months
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Silly idea of someone finding out how often Percy has thought about choking Nico and just Nico specifically and questioning him about it, only for Percy to go on full defense mode. Yes, he knows what it looks like, no, it's not a sex thing. Nico is just a very difficult person to deal with. The choking is wholly rooted in frustration.
Cue Nico (who definitely didn't develop an asphyxiation kink from Percy choking him in the Underworld cell) going "Well, you can choke me if you want, get it out of your system". And Percy turns meek and awkward because it's not like he would act on it, Nico. It's just a fantasy—non-sexual fantasy! And well, if it's not sexual then there's no issue in doing it in a controlled environment, right?
Long story short, Percy and Nico show up the next day, Nico looking sated and with some marks all over his neck, and Percy, through gritted teeth, admits that okay, maybe there was a kinky aspect to the choking thing... but it really isn't that big of a deal! Everyone has their quirks, he's still the most normal one of the Big Three kids!
"We're all freaks, just accept it," Nico says as he leans against Percy.
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banjo-murderfolk · 4 months
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A family portrait (real) (not clickbait)
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what they could’ve had but instead alex wanted to be a dramatic bitch
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the original meme and the drawing with a white bg
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quartzitess · 5 months
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Tpot 8 spoilers!
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Yup, I'm back at it fellas with more REDRAWS!!!! how we feeling about this? Me personally I like it aton :b
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And here's the original! ^__^
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lanshappycorner · 1 year
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Malledu🐉♠️ doodles
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