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vshusband · 3 months

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I HAVE NEVER PLAYED DMC BUT I KNOW THESE TWO ARE SIBLINGS, STOP PLEASE JUST STOP

SHIP DANTE WITH A HOT PIZZA MAN OR WOMAN OR ANYTHING THATS NOT HIS SIBLINGS OR IS RELATED TO HIM

PLEASE I BEG OF YOU

#vergil dmc #dmc dante #dmc vergil #dmc #dmc5 #devil may cry 5 #devil may cry #:( why #why just why #why???#whyyyy #why must this happen #can’t you please be normal?#this needs to stop #this needs to end #i’m sick of this #i need bleach #tw for everything #spardacest

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milaisreading · 13 days

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If I had to read it, u do too

#men writing women #women in fiction #how to unsee #i need bleach

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marble-boo-x3 · 17 days

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If you know… YOU KNOW…

#riggy the rabbit monkey #danno cal drawings #riggy #toon turf #art #oc #procreate #artists on tumblr #dannodraws #oc art #animation #shitpost #shorts #i need bleach

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xfohvconfessions · 2 months

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I WARN YOU DON'T GO TO #XFOHV NINE ON TUMBLR PLZ I BEGGED YOU

To the person who made this why

#xfohv #bfb #algebralien kisser #algebralien #xfohv nine #tpot #help #bfdi #osc #nine xfohv #bfb nine #nine bfb #wtf is going on #i need bleach #bitch plz

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yznerpoo · 2 days

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I'M IN TEARS

I just stalked an Lmk artist from "People you may know" on Facebook and they were good, and once I saw that one art , BOY DID THEY JUST WASTE THEIR POTENTIAL. THEY'RE FUCKING PROSHIPPERS💀

I thought their bio was about DNI stuff BUT THEY WERE SERIOUS. One of my mutuals was friends with them..

I can't unsee it, it makes me gonna quit the Fandom because of this. And don't get me started with that one art from them with Macaque and that kid that got possessed by LBD doing (Warning) the Boombayah while holding onto a street light pole at night (I can't believe I just described that)

CALL ME DRAMATIC BUT IT'S SO DAMN TRAUMATIZING IF YOU ASKED ME

I'm not dropping the name guys, I am saving y'all's eyes

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I can't look at macaque the same way anymore 😭 He's my bbgirl😭

#rant post #actually traumatized #i'm crying #i'm in tears #lmk #get help #please help #i need bleach #i need therapy #lego monkie kid #legomonkiekid #lmk macaque #lego monkie king #lmk oc #lego monkey kid oc #small artist

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helpimtrappedinthetextbox · 4 months

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https://youtu.be/a7nWTONu8S4?si=aCtqd5v8oWlORhzL

Fun little conversation I had where I threw a link at my friend :DD (said friend being @cant-think-to-save-my-life )

(I'm Grape Sonic Father Yeastest and friend is Great Ainsley Dearest)

Everything beyond this leads to a cursed conclusion we came to. I recommend you look away. Scared for life over here.

Now, to explain how we got to the cursed conclusion, let's go over a play by play of the rest of the conversation (pls watch the video first, there is a few references to it in the conversation)

So after the first part, the conversation turns to me mentioning I find Niklous Hendriks to be a hot mfer. How my two types of fictional me at 1) Bumbling Idiot with a good heart and 2) a WALKING Red Flag

Friend responds with A Red Flag??? He's 50

I had no choice but to retort with a statement my beloved cousin had told me, 'Dating is also a form of Self Harm'

Friend: Can gay people stop causing their own problems?? /hj /lh

Me: fr 💀

I proceed to state that, in my own opinion, the first pose has 'Whore Behavior' all over it and that I was fully here for it (like hawt damn he's so fine)

Friend said fair, then states that if Niky wasn't doing what he's doing rn he'd probably be whoring out there

Enough to make Finn jealous

Then, in their own words, they had a 'Horrifying absolutely abysmal thought'

And then proceeded to say that there's a concerning and terrifying chance that, even in a different timeline, Finn and Niklous could have fucked.

I then expressed my absolute hatred for them, as well as my hatred that this could have absolutely could have happened.

I then elaborate upon what SPECIFICALLY those thoughts were.

Like that they would have done it multiple times and traded off on who was in which position, and that they most definitely tried kinky things.

That they probably met up several times over the course of Finn's research, because a repetitive and constant variable has always been something important in testing out a new hypothesis.

And they could have even met up after Finn's research concluded should they have been interested in doing it again.

That Finn probably has such exploits written in several books, and my friend dearly wishes for 'no one to ever come across Finn's books at this rate'

And thus our encounter ended with...

Pain. And only pain.

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jjwasneverhere · 2 months

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I've never been so mortified in my whole life😃 ao3 is a scary place ladys. JAIL IMMEDIATELY NOT ONLY DID YOU WRITE THEM AS CHILDREN BUT THEIR BROTHERS YUCK.

#i need bleach #jail #prison #absolutely not #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #danny wagner #jake kiszka #sam kiszka

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abysslll · 6 months

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im gonna fucking log out until i stop seeing entire ass and pussy from my followed tags on my dash someone dm me on discord when tumblr fixes this

#i do not give enough of a shit about the content on this site to keep suffering through this #i need bleach

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royakahoshiart · 6 months

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im traumatized... i found mitsukou smut on wattpad and im scared....😭

#i need bleach #NOW

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loud-whistling-yes · 1 year

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Don't you just love it when you see a mystery google doc you don't remember saving and when you click it it directs you to the julius caesar smutfic your classmate wrote when you were like 14

#fweeet #i wish i was joking #i need bleach

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mhaxcreepypasta · 14 days

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WTF TUMBLR!?!?

I LOOKED UP HAZBIN HOTEL AND WENT TO VIDEOS AND EVERYTHING WAS FVCKING P*RN AND AND I'M FVCKING TRAUMATIZED EVEN MORE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i'm traumatized #what the fuck #why #i need bleach #please help me #i'm begging you #help me #please help #like wtf #wtf tumblr #seriously #wtf

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rosalesbeausderholle · 1 year

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Just had the misfortune of seeing a TikTok when one lesbian was complaining about how she treated her gf like a princess but she wanted to be treated like one too and some clown stitched the video with "hi that's because you're both feminine but for a relationship to work masculine energy is needed to balance feminine energy" and NO ONE was calling her out on her homophobic and misogynistic bs

#going insane #i need bleach

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unluckyme-whoknowswaytoomuch · 6 months

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sobbing crying puking

THERE IS POSEIDON X PERCY FANART I NEED SO MUCH BLEACH PLS HELP

#Pjo #cursed ships #pjo fanart #percy jackson fanart #percy #percy x Poseidon #Pls bleach #I need bleach #i need jesus

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boop-le-snoot · 1 year

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so there's this swinger club in my city. it has a telegram channel that posts semi-anonimized photos from their events, munches, etc.

I've never been there as I have no real interest in public play but one of my situationships goes there with one of his partners so ofc I couldn't hold back my curiosity.

that was a grave mistake. my abusive ex's parents apparently go there. i recognised both of them. unfortunately, at the moment when ex's mom was getting uhh done by 3, possibly 4 dudes at once. couldn't tear my eyes away from the photos.

these are the same parents that told me my (mid-thigh) shorts are too short. the same damn parents that said they would disown their grandchild if any of their sons gfs would get pregnant and didn't marry immediately.

H E L P

#send help?#i need bleach #at least 2 cups

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carlosyt14 · 1 year

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4 Cursed Dislyte Reviews

(Top: Drew, Bottom: Brewster)