#can’t you please be normal?

[vshusband]

I HAVE NEVER PLAYED DMC BUT I KNOW THESE TWO ARE SIBLINGS, STOP PLEASE JUST STOP

SHIP DANTE WITH A HOT PIZZA MAN OR WOMAN OR ANYTHING THATS NOT HIS SIBLINGS OR IS RELATED TO HIM

PLEASE I BEG OF YOU

#vergil dmc #dmc dante #dmc vergil #dmc #dmc5 #devil may cry 5 #devil may cry #:( why #why just why #why??? #whyyyy #why must this happen #can’t you please be normal? #this needs to stop #this needs to end #i’m sick of this #i need bleach #tw for everything #spardacest

[theoldkyokodied]

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

#bloodweave #astarion x gale #gale x astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #they are so funny god help. thank you to whoever sat Neil next to Tim #my roommate turning to look directly at me whenever they were interacting lik bestie please stop I am trying to be normal. don’t look at me #my roommate also said Neil acting low-key obsessed with gale and I could only say wow he’s just like me fr fr. #if I didn’t still struggle with getting shadowhearts likeness you would get a drawing of her hugging bing bong too but alas … #anyway the stream was so fun #can’t wait til tomorrow hehe

[grahamcore]

i genuinely would like to see a study on how the fuck the hannibal nbc fandom has remained not just active but thriving online when the show ended in 2015. other more recent shows have come and gone in the years since then but we’ve still got new fics and art and posts happening daily?? how does that happen

#the only other equivalent i’ve seen is supernatural. but that’s supernatural yknow. they built fandom in a cave with a box of scraps #and the hannibal fandom is so much smaller as well but i also think that contributes to us being very close knit? #i also genuinely think that the whole “oh you can’t be normal about hannibal” thing is for real. i don’t think it’s a passive interest #but yeah if anyone has insight please lmk because it truly baffles me #hannibal #hannibal nbc #will graham #hannigram

[reinanova]

the look on reid’s face when he watches morgan take out the big gun on the jet in season 5 episode 19 omg

put him down as scared and horny

(a super low quality gif that i made bcuz it was important for you to See TM)

Bonus:

#i can’t find a gif of the look #so i made one #super low quality but this is the first time i’ve made a gif so don’t judge me please #this is 100% recorded on my laptop using my phone but shhh it’s fine #but umm #idk how to tell you this buddy but that’s not a normal way to look at a coworker #reid is so turned on #criminal minds #cm #spencer reid #derek morgan #moreid #a rite of passage #cm s5e19 #criminal minds season 5 #cm season 5 #reinanova rambles

[fumifooms]

My world shattering when I realize that Chilchuck is underweight

Post-canon Chilchuck stops dieting and gains weight real

Edit: I am going to SCREAM

#Dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #give him the dad bod. He earned his beer belly #It makes me sad please retire and let yourself live. Gonna draw him chubby. #Someone mentioned that with the changeling incident halfling Marcille and dwarf Laios had a hard time keeping up with the others’ pace #Which implied that Chilchuk is normally kind of running everywhere with the party #He doesn’t look toned tho he looks like he’s all skin and bones nooooo #Senshi feed this man #i reblogged with more evidence/interesting stuff btw #Isn’t it kinda messed up how half-foots don’t show the same physical signs of starving that other races do? #Who knows how many of them are malnourished. You can’t tell at a look #That does tie in with how other races dismiss them and their struggles tbh. Such “small” and “hard to notice” problems

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

I randomly get inspired to write weird stuff with Gabriel that I'm usually not even into and a lot of the time I get comments that amount to I'm not into this. Am I? or being surprised they were into it. Gabriel is just randomly inflicting this sort of thing on everyone I suppose

Gabriel Ultrakill has been reclassified as a gateway drug. Please keep an eye out for any suspicious activity.

#i can be your angle or yuor devil #metaphorical piece of ham/cheese that you wrap around a pill before feeding it to a dog #many things can be made palatable if you’re down bad enough #speaking from the heart #I would Not do that. oh but if he wants to it’s okay 🥰 #I’m being so tame and normal please. you can’t do this. you can’t enable me #I have work tomorrow I need to. relax #trying and failing pathetically to keep this account somewhat tame #non voice post #ask #asks #ask spam continues.. the dashboard cries #looks around nervously #i am so very scared and terrible at speaking #but if you really want to send me insane things I do have a Different Account For That #you gotta message me for it #but. I mean if you do that just know. I can’t even form coherent sentences #what im trying to say is that I can’t hold a conversation for shit #but. you can always send.. gabe things.. #ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGH. pack it up boys. im going to get shot if i continue

[maxpaulll]

Despite being *incredibly* behind on Redacted videos I still have Redacted thoughts from time to time.

Today? David and Angel who regularly shower together.

Not in the sexual way (okay, maybe sometimes in the sexual way) but in a sweet, domestic way. Washing each other’s backs and just taking care of each other in such a simple way. Just to make sure they’re clean.

Angel in the throes of burnout from work, they /have/ to shower to feel clean and like a person but they can’t bring themself to do anything more than sit under the hot water and evaporate, and David who stands behind them and patiently does their annoyingly long hair-care routine, applying their face wash, and gently spraying them down when he’s done-

David, who’s a wreck after the summer solstice, having Angel gently wash away all the sweat and tension away from the day. They’re massaging shampoo into his scalp as he melts, pressing kisses into his temple and wiping the soap from his eyes as they wash it out.

But it’s not just when they need it most. It’s almost every night (unless someone’s away) sometimes it’s just a weeknight and Angel is chatting about their day, or a late Sunday when David’s pulled an almost-all-nighter and Angel is trying not to fall asleep between the warm water and David’s calming presence.

That’s all vv

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted angel #redacted david #just thinking abt some stuff #gay stuff #do 9 out of 15 of these showers turn into “fun’’?? sure. but that’s the beauty of it #I just need to think about them being normal and domestic though #they’re freaks 24/7 let me think about them being normal for three minutes #anyways please enjoy my rambles #and I definitely 100% was NOT projecting onto Ange at all #ps Angel sits on the floor in a bathrobe while David braids their hair for bed #you can’t tell me I’m wrong #I mean you can #but I won’t listen

[awesome-possum-midnight-hour]

Simping for this man was not on my 2023 bingo card

But I’m not complaining. Time to start writing the x reader Simon deserved.

#adventure time #simon petrikov #fionna and cake #this man #i love him #you can’t take him from me #I won’t let you #he’s mine #i’m normal #no I’m not #why is he so adorable #give him a happy ending #he needs it #please #be nice to him #they added that grey streak and he got hotter

[potato-lord-but-not]

currently reading the colour of magic purely because your art of discworld is so cool

!!! fellas can i get a hell yeah in the chat for rincewind this is a W for rincewind right here

#sorry I can’t reply like a normal person uhhhh glad you like it tho!!! #Please enjoy and don’t give up on her you’ll make twoflower sad #ask

[rawrsatthetree]

Look I know most people just assume the reason that Astarion seems to have more male victims (we don’t even know if this is true) is because “women are more carful”, “men think with their dicks first” “men are bigger and stronger so they do riskier stuff” but the gender stereotypes will only get you so far.

I’m not a woman but I am female and was raised as a girl. Every time I’ve gone out to drink I’ve gotten drugged, every single time. First time sure that’s on them but even I’ll admit it’s cause I’m stupid and not very cautious. After one shot I will drink out of strangers bottles and chug anything handed to me faster than any of my friends can stop me.

I know not many tumblr users go to the club but I can guarantee the majority of women are not as scared of strange men as you think, especially very pretty men with nice voices. If a pretty white haired elf came up to me he could literally say “I’m a vampire do you want to go to the vampire castle I know” and he had me at vampire.

#ok can we stop with the blatant sexism now #it’s getting weird #still stand by my headcanon that he’s not good at talking to women #can’t lure them to the vampire castle if you’re simping too hard #I’m begging you guys to please be normal in the replies #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate astarion #baldurs gate

[gremlin-pattie]

will wood “misanthropologist” is more romantic than any love song . TO ME

#hands to the night sky praying you might die before i fall in love with you #i hear your heart beating under the floorboards. the rhythm is a gospel to me #i still can’t keep a straight face while i’m praying but i could crack my kneecaps just to please you #?????? #normal i feel NORMAL about that #misanthrapologist #will wood #wwatt #kat is typing

[sheltershock]

The other day I was rewatching Hollowtone’s vod on Psychonauts 2, which is fun because of the chat overlay. And there’s the part where you can open the powers menu and see all the nice embroidered badges and the nice signatures of the teachers that gave you them…. except Sasha’s. And this makes sense, he wasn’t authorized to teach Raz psi-blast, so it would be really bad if he’s showing off his cool badges on his bag and someone sees Sasha’s signature. So Ford signed off on the marksmanship badge. But the chat in the vod is coming up with hilarious reasons why Sasha didn’t/couldn’t sign off on it, my favorites being:

“He’s only capable of of writing in Times New Roman”

“His handwriting is bad, toddler/doctor level”

“Sasha writes exclusively in latin”

“He actually can’t write”

“He uses telekinesis for everything, if he touches a pen he instantly dies”

And I was thinking about how ridiculous they were, but when I actually think about it… is there ever a proven time he actually writes something down? Like with his hands?

He’s living in a time period where typewriters existed, and in the current time, computers do, and therefore printers… And in one of the promotional comics he’s not even using his hands to eat with a fork, he just uses his powers. He uses telekinesis for most things actually. I don’t find it out of the realm of possibility of just using telekinesis to write things down. And then, I guess he’d never actually have need to learn to do it with his hands…

Maybe Sasha can’t write.

#psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #sasha nein #im seriously struggling to come up with a specific example in the game of something he actually wrote with his hands #I know this is absolutely ridiculous but I wouldn’t put it past his character #please tell me if there is one #i can just imagine a scenario where he’s like giving a presentation and writing things on a board with TK obviously #and everyone “normal” is rolling their eyes but like the chalk/marker breaks or something and someone gets him a new one #and someone asks why he can’t just do it the old fashioned way and he has some excuse of that he’ll block whatever he’s writing #but one is the interns *jokes* that “it’s ‘cause he can’t write” and of course that gets reaction from the crowd of surprise and denial #but the intern is like “if it’s so ridiculous then he can just prove me wrong right?” And everyone agrees #but all Sasha can do is sweat and stare defeatedly at the chalk/marker in his hand #do with this information as you will

[sexynetra]

Oh she’s actually the most beautiful??? What if I have a heart attack

#Gigi please #I didn’t get like any sleep last night I can’t handle this #you look so sweet #the prettiest princess in the whole wide world #so soft and precious and perfect and aaaaaaaa #anyways I am so normal about this #(me when I lie) #drag race #rpdr #RuPaul’s drag race #drag race 12 #rpdr 12 #RuPaul’s drag race 12 #Gigi Goode

[swampthingking]

oh! oh </3 oh!! okay!

#he KNEW that apologizing in the nest was futile but when he thought riko was back he STILL APOLOGIZED #HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHO WAS TOUCHING HIM BUT HE WAS ALREADY APOLOGIZING #his genuine confusion makes me SO SAD #he’s been through so much but he's still like. so...innocent #his “normal” is so fucked up. he can’t even fathom how wrong the things that happened to him were #he knows firsthand that apologizing does nothing to break his fall and he's like... “is this a trick?” #like “what do you mean you’re not going to beat the shit out of me after i accidentally hit laila in a triggered state?” #“what do you mean there are ways to solve problems without violence?” #and him saying “i can't promise it won’t happen again” (lashing out when triggered) #as in: when it happens again i am expecting to be punished #as in: i will apologize if that's what you want. if that means you won't hit me. if it pleases you. #as in: but when it happens again-do what you must. i will deserve it. #he’s been hurt so often so badly that protecting himself is second nature #he has never been around safe people #his first instinct is fight or flight #his body is protecting him before his brain can catch up #and he obviously does not want to hurt them #but its so fucking HEARTBREAKING because he KNOWS he won't be able to control it when fight or flight kicks in #and if they are going to be around him it is inevitable he will resort to violence. it is all he knows. #but he still cares enough to prepare them for that reality #like. “i can't promise i won't hurt you again” and “i don't mean to” and “punish me as you see fit” #he's giving them permission to HURT HIM for protecting himself #tsc spoilers #tsc #the sunshine court #all for the game #aftg #jean moreau #the foxhole court #tfc

[quietwingsinthesky]

doctor who human!au with multiple doctors but they’re all named by their numbers because they’re all trans and picked them out theirselves.

#they’re NERDS. #and then across the street lives their older neighbors. the normal sounding professor yana (<- also trans) and. War. (<- very obviously #trans.) #akdjjflfj i think if i wrote a fic like this i would genuinely just end up using their numbers as names #and give this as the in-universe excuse to do so. maybe they collaborated. #if they’re siblings in it then they definitely did #ten voice: you know we should probably also have normal names if we change our birth certificates. something people won’t raise an eyebrow #at just so that we can go stealth if we need to. || eleven voice (<- married a woman who named herself RIVER SONG.): sorry i can’t hear you #ive already changed mine and i gave myself sixteen new middles names #(thirteen: you know john smith isn’t a normal name right? it’s too normal. it’s suspicious. || ten: >:( || twelve: (the only person trying #to sleep at the sleepover voice) Please Shut The Fuck Up) #human!sibling!doctors au

[terephin]

I’m honestly fucking terrified of what’s coming for America.

Like.

I looked into the notes of a post supporting Palestine and there’s all these Americans saying they won’t vote for Biden and like-

Sure, he fucking sucks, but have you forgotten who, no, what the other choice is??? Have you forgotten how everything got so much worse since 2016???

You have two horrible choices unless you manage to concentrate on a third party. But the fact is that the US is a two party system.

But if option one is the party that really hasn’t done much worse than what the US has been doing internationally for like a hundred years and option two is the party that’s platforming on the murder of POC and the LGBTQ+ and who’s leaders are publically planning political assassinations then for the sake of everyone I say it’s a moral obligation not to let option two win.

You can’t abstain on this, if you’re an American of voting age then not voting is the same as a vote for the Republicans.

Please. I don’t want them to make things even worse than they have.

#america #american politics #us politics #usa #politics #genocide #<- tagging for reach because this is important #US #I don’t normally take action regarding politics but please for the love of gods you can’t let Trump or his ilk win again #LGBTQ+ #<- Again for reach #biden #trump #joe biden #donald trump #republican party #democrat party