#i need to Devour him

[jasonisaacs]

Jason Isaacs photographed by Jack Alexander (2023)

#jason isaacs #jasonisaacsedit #edits #I'M SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP RN #OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUGHGHGHGUGHGHG #there's a few more pics too..... i will have to make another post...... #can't believe this man is 60 years old........ #i need to Devour him #i need to put him in between two pieces of bread and munch on him

[vampcubus]

i’m going to tear him apart with my teeth

#‧₊🌷˚⊹ ashi rambles #gyutaro #he’s so bitable #i need to devour him

[nerdpoe]

There was a slight miscommunication.

Danny says "Get souped!" or variations of it when he soups a rogue.

In a different dimension, the few recordings that the Justice League was able to get their hands on of the High King of the Infinite Realms didn't really have a lot of sound coming through, just static.

They need to summon him to wrangle a threat from his home dimension, but they can't hear what he wants.

But Batman can read lips.

Clearly, the best offering to summon the Ghost King is soup.

"I'll have Agent A make soup," he says, completely neutrally.

"I think we'll need the best soup, though. How about I go get my Ma to make some?" Says Superman, side eyeing Batman.

"I believe my mother knows of a fantastic recipe only found in Themyscira," says Wonder Woman, checking her nails.

"My dad left me a recipe for the best fish stew I've ever had," says Aquaman, already halfway out the door to get groceries.

"My pop makes a real good chicken noodle; you can't beat the classics," says Static, already texting his father.

"I have managed to make the most accurate approximation that I can to a very widely enjoyed Martian stew," says Martian Manhunter, staring Superman down.

All of the Heroes assembled glare at each other.

"...How about we let the King decide?" Asks Constantine, shrinking in on himself when the attention gets turned on him.

The High King get's summoned to a row of Superheroes glaring at him, with different soups laid before him.

They're all encouraging him to eat the best one, but he knows a trap when he sees it. He's a Midwesterner, and they fight their social battles with recipes.

Daniel Fenton forces himself to eat it all.

When asked which was the best?

"Oh, they were all so good I just can't bring myself to choose one over the other."

@simplestoryteller

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #bruce tries to psychoanalyze all of dannys movements from when he was eating #jokes on him #danny was so stressed by the pressure he didn't actually taste anything beyond #“this is good yes devour and move on” #Danny needs a day after eating to digest before he can fight the other ghost #just laying on a couch in the breakroom and staring at the ceiling #“how did i get here. how did it come to this.” #his phone blowing up from tucker's indignant raging #HE wanted to be invited to a random summoning cookout too!

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou is willing to eat it in any position. You’ve learned this as time went on in your relationship, that no matter the place, time, or circumstance, he’d eat it anyway he could.

In some fancy bathroom at a hero gala, with you bent over the sink, your dress hiked up high on your thighs. Your face is this close to being smushed if not for the hand you have to throw up to keep from smearing your makeup. You pant against the glass, angling your body to watch how his blond tuft of hair moves rhythmically in the mirror when he licks you from clit to taint. You moan quietly when he leans back to spit on your hole, not realizing how disheveled he looks all the while. His hands are gripped tightly on the globes of your ass, spreading you, as he watches his spit dribble before he dives back in to lick it up.

On your kitchen counter, with your toes curled into the edge of the marble, your hands holding onto his hair for dear life. Bakugou holds you by the hip and tit as he works his mouth over your clit, sucking and licking at the swelling nub as he stares up at you from under thick blond lashes. He likes this angle where he can watch the pretty faces you make whenever his tongue lashes on your clit, and how your eyes always roll back when you realize he’s been looking at you the entire time.

On your side while you lay in bed on a hot day, forgoing any clothes due to the sticky heat. You’re tempting him, he tells you as he kneels on the floor beside the bed where your ass sticks up, right in his damn face—how could he resist? You’re not complaining though, as you hold one cheek open for him to lash his tongue against both holes, gasping in surprise when he groans against you, and dips his tongue inside of you as far as it can go. He pulls back with a smack of his lips and a bite at your pert little cheek, before he wiggles his tongue back inside of you once more.

Up against the wall after a night out, all sweaty and inebriated and drunk on the love you have for each other. He doesn’t even let you take your shoes off, just hikes your skirt up and places your thigh over his shoulder. He cranes his neck to slurp at your cunt, grunting when you pull his hair, licking at you with desperation to taste your cum flooding on his tongue as soon as he possibly can.

He loves it especially, when you sit on his face. With your thighs caging his head in as you ride his tongue and use him like the toy he is for you. Or when you turn around and really sit on his face, lightly playing with his neglected cock because the both of you know that right now, this is for him, and all he wants is for you to ride his face until he can’t breathe. He likes when you rub your scent all over his skin, rub your entire pussy from top to bottom, his nose bumping your clit all the while, his tongue out to catch whatever he can.

he’s just a feen for you and eating you every way he can basically.

#dare I say……he’s a munch #I keep forgetting that’s a term AKSJDJD #I feel so old saying that #but anyway have this thought I came up with while I was laying on my side #in just my undies #just know everything I write is self ship coded bc I KNOW he would devour me in that position sorry #anyway I love him #I also need to write that sex toy store worker Hitoshi hopefully sometime this week #idk tho bc this week is gonna be bussyyyyy for me and I hate it lol #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬 #—queue’ve got a new treat in stock! 🍰

[foxevxid]

y’all don’t understand,,,

i̶̧̖̹̹̖̲͕̤͇͈͑ͅ ̷̢̼̺͈̥̔̄́ñ̷̨̡̨͚͈̣̤͎̣͖̠̊̈́̌̌̄̄̑́̇ȇ̷̬̣̗̩̫̗̣͓́̒̀̈́̃̽̈́͋́̽́̓͜ͅe̷͈̮̖̤͈̮̝̬͚͉͋̏̀͛́̅̋̄̄̚͝͝d̸̫͚̣͙̺̮̯̂́́́͊͊ ̸͎̜̜̐̂̌̓̽͊̚ẗ̸̝͍̲͚̤̮̘̫̬͇̣̰́̏͑̚ŏ̶̡̞͕͇̲̖̪̝͚̞͔̭̞̄̂́͌͛̕ ̷̨͚̮̘̜̹̖̼̱̰̭͈̳̙̼̾̅͆̓̇̃̋̿̿̚͘͝d̵̦͔̻̤̈̾͆̂̀̈́ȩ̴̢̬͚̩̳̞̯͖̼̩̙̠̀͆̂͋̀̄͒̉̾͝ͅͅv̵͖̺͑̿̈́̓̿̈́͑̚o̷͕̘̣͎̙̖͂͛̈́͐̀̔u̵͎̼̬̞͋̊̀́̎̓̓̐̀̈̋͝r̶̡̻̝͈̝̦̙͕̳͖͈̥̎͌ ̵̢̨̮͈̳̻̍͋̚ṱ̷̡͚̬͓͖̩̜͍̺͈̞̘͉̿̈̓͋̇̅͑͑̕̚͘͝h̴̛͉̲͖̩̠͇̝̫͖̱̤̓̌́͑͊̄͐̈̚ę̴̭̤͋̂̒̑͌͝͠m̴̐̾̅͋̐͗͋̉̌͜,̵̛͚͕̂̍̓̓̄͛͐̕ͅ ̷̨̡͕̞͚̤͓͙͇̖̲̩͉̾̿̓͒̑͆͠ṕ̶͎̩͔̦̝̦̞̞͚̺̖ͅṟ̴̢̢̧̺̳͇̻͙̬̺̣̳͐̎̽͆̍̈̿̈͐̃͠i̸̮͚͔͍̖̩͚̙̠͈̦͙̾̈́͛̊͒̌̽͐̄̈̎͗̕ͅm̷̧̡̪̲̥͚̱̯̥͐͊̂̇̏́͋̀̌͐͘̚̕ȧ̶̠̬͓͖̣̀ͅĺ̴̬͇̹̖̳̥̜̝̲̖̫͎̂͛̉̅̒̑̉̔̾̚͝͠l̷̼̘̯͈̈̀̄͑̋͌͆̽͂͜y̸̢͈͔̳̓̀́̐̄͊͑̂̚͝,̶̧̢͔̘̱͖͈͈̦͓͒̇̏̄̾̀̀̏͜ͅ ̸̬̈̄ċ̴̢̡̰͕̱̬̻͎̙̺͉͛̓͒̾͊̏̐̄̎̂̓̚ḁ̷̢̮̺͍̟̺̘͓̫̬̅̒̊̅͜͠r̶̛̰͍̬͒̈́̊͒̉̓͋͋̂n̵̡͉̰̣̎͌̄͊̈̀͊̏̑̓̂̕̕͝a̵̟̲̜͍̹̩̗͛͒̍͗͐́̑̚̕͠͝ļ̸̼̫͎͔͔̼̱̤̬͕͔̳͉̼̄̽́͋͌́͆͑̽ļ̸̢̧̨̨̢̯̙̜̥̹̎̑̌͋̀͌͑y̸͙͚̑́̂̈́̊̅̎͘͘͝

#i need to devour them #i need him carnally #primally #ferally #foaming at the mouth #knawing at the bars of my enclosure #foxe rants #foxe speaks #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar smut #lucifer morningstar imagine #lucifer morningstar x reader #lucifer morningstar

[1hot-mess-express1]

Suguru traces circles absentmindedly into the skin at the small of your back, only stopping to turn the pages of his novel as the morning sun creeps in. Placing the book at his side, he wraps his arms around you, leaning you back on the bed before crawling over you and sucking harshly at the space of skin at the juncture of your neck, grinding softly into your hips. You whimper as he moves down, mouthing over your clothed nipple “Morning princess,” he smirks, voice heavy as his head moves between your legs, sucking on your clit hard, earning a high-pitched whine that makes him rut into the mattress. He loved Sunday mornings.

#i need him biblically #I am unwell #This man would DEVOUR you #I know it #suguru x y/n #suguru x reader #jjk suguru #geto suguru #getou suguru x reader #geto smut #suguru drabble #geto suguru drabble #jjk drabbles #suguru smut

[ellfeyy]

'is this where we salute?'

#i'm such a pathetic life form #when i see HIM #i can't love him anymore i need to devour him #gortash #enver gortash #bg3 #baldurs gate 3

[silver244]

Just a lil doodle of Moon

I’m so normal about him I swear 🤚

love, death & rollerskates fanfic by: @spadillelicious

#love death and rollerskates #moondrop #drawing #i love him #ao3 fanfic #AUGHHHHHHH #I NEED MORE I WILL DEVOUR HIM #GRRRRRRRJEINAINWNIA #NOM #*cutely draws more*

[clown-eating-pig]

Martin Blackwood lives in my mind so I had to get him out

#the magnus archives #tma #martin blackwood #tma podcast #tma spoilers #tma fanart #art eating pig #mag 159 #love love love this line #so I needed to draw him….idk getting devoured #by fog #or is HE doing the devouring??? #the world may never know #ignore the text it just needed to be there and I’m lazy <\3 #also expand the image if you want to see it in better quality 😭 #love tumblr for not cropping things #but the pixelation is so sad </3

[cinders-gh0st]

I need someone to look at me the way that stu looks at billy.

#im stu probably but still #he looks at him with such a gay deep devotion in his eyes #lile he wants to positively devour him #i love it #then billy goes and looks at him with murderous intent #(affectionate) #scream 1996 #stuilly #i need them carnally #you dont get it #stu macher #billy loomis

[zosanbrainrot]

I'm in the middle of Dressrosa and I'm feeling VERY NORMAL about Law

#xdjdjdndjdk #the way Luffy is just carrying him on his shoulder everywhere and his tragic ass cant even move #you cant convince me Luffy is not poking his face like he's a dying fish out of water or sth every 5 min #and I'm still before his backstory reveal although I have it spoiled so I know whats gonna happen #I just know I'm gonna need to devour some Law fics when this arc is done #trafalgar law #one piece #dressrosa #THIS ARC IS SO GOOD

[yea-baiyi]

YALL. everyone go watch story of kunning palace i swear it’s worth it im still riding an insane high after i finished it last night.

it’s a very good solid drama for 30 episodes kinda slow burn but well written with good characters and decent plots.

and then in the last 8 episodes, the guy’s sidekick tells him “maybe you should show her how you really feel. show her the real you” and he proceeds to go batshit feral insane. which after watching her pine after and then reject the most morally upright guy ever it fucking WORKS ON HER because she is ALSO insane!!

after that it’s just 8 episodes of him being sloppy desperate for her and begging her to give him an answer while she’s just there buffering because she has to readjust her whole worldview with this news that he’s liked her all along?? she went out to meet her former crush and when she got home he sat her down and made her eat a dinner he made. that was drowning in vinegar. because if he had to drink vinegar then SO SHOULD SHE. and after she doesn’t eat much at dinner he plops down a tray of her favourite cake. that he had given her before earlier in the drama. announces that he made it with his own hands. and she’s like :0 “you made it for me even back then?? but back then we were only….” and he’s immediately like “only? only what? what were we back then? what about now? is it different now? what are we?” and she’s just like .

#story of kunning palace #宁安如梦 #spoilers in the tags #i watched this with no english subtitles and my chinese sucks so don’t judge me if i miss details #but jesus CHRIST that was a wild final act im BUZZING #they’re insane there’s blood there’s holding each others hand over a blade as it stabs someone #i’m NUTS #she wanted to die and he grabbed her and shook her and started screaming everything he could think of #tried convincing her tried threatening her tried begging #she literally had to bite him to make him let go #ALL THAT. and then a few days later she skips into his home and plans to go on a field trip with him #he asks her if stabbing him would make her feel better. and then proceeds to. make her stab him. #i just need more of them. i don’t know. goya saturn devouring his son.

[allastoredeer]

I love how down bad, pathetic Vox is in your "Just Kiss Already" series. Especially since the finale, I can't help but see how much this man is trying to convince himself that he hates Alastor and that even if he did have him at his mercy in *that* way, he'd be the one in control. Like, my tv brother, you would Kill to have him lightly tilt your screen up with his microphone and fall jelly-legged over after he left and you Know it!

I love me a pathetic, pinning, sad little box TV man. One-Sided RadioStatic is so much fun. Vox is SO down bad, it'd be ridiculous if it wasn't the greatest thing ever.

Alastor is his nemesis, and he's the only one who gets to have homo-erotic tension with him.

Vox out here getting ready to fight Lucifer for Alastor's rivalry attention and Velvette & Vox are forced to hold him back because you can't fistfight the kind of Hell get a hold of yourself goddammit.

"Like, my tv brother, you would Kill to have him lightly tilt your screen up with his microphone and fall jelly-legged over after he left and you Know it!" - I think Vox would just die his second death right there. He'd just...fall over. He's on the ground. He's deceased.

Turns out, that's all Alastor needed to do to get rid of the silly, pesky picture-box man.

#I LOVE radiostatic #and I seriously need to write something for them #I currently have 3 different prompts I've been circulating in my brain #i need to get them out before they devour me #one of them is reciprocated love/affection #I love Vox taking constant L's #but I want him to have a W sometimes too #after all the suffering he's been enduring I think he deserves one XD #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon #staticradio #one sided staticradio #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox hazbin #asks #anon #anonymous

[mattslolita]

when i tell y'all i need this nigga BADDD, like y'all don't get it😭😭😭 like wdym i can't have that lil stubble scratching my thighs while he eating me out ???

#chris sturniolo #chris sturniolo x you #chris sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo smut #sturniolo triplets smut #christopher sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #lilly speaks #hornyposting #i need him so bad #hes so fucking hot #eat my pussy #devour me

[zappedbyzabka]

Oh he says :3 he says :3 and ♡ often

#Someone devour this darling #Damsel in distress he’s really giving other a Bilky characters a run for their money with that trope #i want more Johnny whump in s6 being honest #Need Kreese kidnapping him and Daniel saving him #william zabka #scott mccall