#i speaketh

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Rules: List the First Line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

1

It takes Peter nine full seconds to realize he made an earth-shattering mistake.

dick or treat | IronDad, 1,321

2

The kid seems nervous.

breathe, spiderman | IronDad, 2,981

3

Harold Theopolis Osborn is not a quiet child.

chosen family | Parksborn, 25,534

4

It’s thirty-six hours, twelve minutes, and four seconds before Rhodey has had enough.

Tumblr Prompt | IronDad, 1,460

5

Tony has to admit, this wasn’t how he saw his day going.

Tumblr Prompt | IronDad, 2,551

6

Peter wakes up to screaming.

MTBI | IronDad, 1,593

7

Tony knows something’s wrong about thirty minutes into the R&D presentation.

duly noted | IronDad, 2,001

8

In retrospect, maybe running into the collapsing building wasn’t his brightest idea.

do you trust me? | IronDad, 2,899

9

Press conferences are a boring, but woefully necessary part of Tony’s life.

red alert | IronDad, 1,204

10

It happens right as the fight is winding down which, in retrospect, is primetime for something absolutely terrible to happen.

to infinity and beyond | IronDad, 2,007

Tagging @pbpsbff @iron--spider @ctrsara @shootothrill @fieldsofview !

#spiderman #peter parker #tony stark #i speaketh #writing #marvel #mcu #irondad #iron man

[faelanmacgullicutty]

heigh-ho, new profile pic! felt cute, might raid a human village later idk

#I SPEAKETH #yours truly #original art #dumahim #oc #oc art

[umbral-archives]

i don't know if you've answered this before, but why does murdoc choose to call reader "fawn?" it's very cute but knowing him there's definitely some sort of Evil Bitch Lore™ behind it in his lil head

I have answered this but some of the lore changed/I've better character insight on Fawn and Murdock so I'll link the old post and give a bit more info.

For one thing, take any lore I list for Fawn's background with a grain of salt as I'm wishy-washy with everything from Murdock's killing motives to his first name (Murdock is a middle name) and his eye color to Fawn's occupation and how they meet. As an example, previous post has Fawn being adopted, yet more recently I've rolled it back to bio-mother and stepfather. Fawn's bio-dad has a pivotal role in the story as he has from the beginning. Everything related to 'Fawn' as a nickname in that post remains true to my canon, but what I've changed is as thus: The night Fawn and Murdock meet, Fawn freezes up when faced with the threat of a murderer- ironically not the first one they face that night but they don't know this. In Murdock's mind, Fawn very much reminds him of the baby animal in question, and he mockingly refers to them as such. The intent is to remove a witness, glean information from them because he saw them interacting with the other murder, his longtime target- only for something about them, some old deja-vu to stay his hand, letting them escape... ... but they don't leave his mind.

#murder bastard 🗡 #i speaketh #anon #evil bitch lore but not the stinky kind #he's absolutely a bastard man and i can-fucking-not for the life of me get his characterization down or keep CONCRETE lore #like the moment i'm writing this tag #I'm already thinking about altering his 'day job' again #which is to say i have no fuckin clue what i want him to do #flipflopping between changing his last name from Kilgrave to Kilbourne/Kilborne #ANd FUCKIGN FAWN- the flipflop from having it be reader insert pov to just #winging it and using the OC that Fawn became in this context #like how Chains!Reader became Ada #or ETR reader became Pidge #bbgorls #waugh pain in my soul

[squidsandthings]

Pro tip:

when your brain is AAAAA (derogatory) and you take things to make it shut up be careful to make sure what things might affect that, because you might just fuck up it brain more??? (On accident)

I learned this the hard way and my flesh and spirit have paid the toll (chest pain, headaches, dizzy spells , and intense anxiety/paranoia)

#i speaketh #this just in #squid posts @ 2am because brain is not braining correctly #anyway yeah today i got a crash course in drug interactions lol #learning the hard way I suppose #squid talks actually

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train be like

trainin trainin trainin

"were stopping at the station"

"this train goes to stop 1, stop 2, stop 3, stop 4, stop 5, stop 6, stop 7, stop 8, stop 9, stop 10, stop 11, stop 12, stop 13, stop 14, & stop 15"

clack-clack, clack-clack

low chatter

"now approaching stop 2"

"this train goes to stop 2, stop 3, stop 4, stop 5, stop 6, stop 7, stop 8, station 9, stop 10, stop 11, stop 12, stop 14, & stop 15"

"please mind the gap and take all luggage with you when you disembark"

trainin trainin

nice views

zoooooooom as a train passes

"now approaching stop 3"

"this train goes to stop 3, stop 3.14159, stop 5, stop 6, вокзал 7, stop 9, stop 10, stop 11, stop 12, stop 13, stop 13, & stop 13"

deep black of tunnel

trainin trainin

"this train goes to stop 5, sτop 4, stop 3, stop 2, stop 1, stοp 0, stop -1, stop -2, stop -3, stop SYNTAX ΣRROR, stop 11, &"

"now apprσaching station 2+3i"

"please мind the gap and take all flεsh with you when exuent stagэ left"

trainin trainin

rainbow tunnel rainbow tunnel

"PLEASE MIND THE GAP"

"we will be stopping at stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop"

"thank you for travelling with grand eastern tramway"

"please do not take large luggage on the escalators, they dislike that and will swiftly"

ahh my stop, perfect, goodbye train

"goodbye flesh one"

#unreality #i speaketh #creative writing #horror #trains

[purplefyragon]

get bapped by your resident catgirl 🤪🐾

#i speaketh #'catgirl' anon #i know who you are #and i'm gonna find you

[the-unknown-system9]

Why is Sam so sickkkk its not fun

#ennui evergreen is here #I SPEAKETH #Ge c csgshgwve #AAAAAAHH

[petitcanard]

One of my best friends sent voice memos of himself, reciting 4 poems for me, as a gift for my birthday. I will forever treasure this as the most heartfelt and unique gift I’ve ever received 🥹

#like who the hell does that #IT WAS BEAUTIFUL #bless him everything sounded gorgeous in his British accent #iconic december 13th #I speaketh

[transgenderlookstothemoon]

i fucking love the blending of fantasy and sci-fi. like woah light speed travel AND actual gods? they use nuclear engines and plasma guns and also build monuments to deities? space religeon? everything about rain world? i love it.

like also sometimes its like really flaccid and boring like ooh its a nondescript pyramid temple but theres lasers in the stonee wow but like. done well i just. yes.

#rain world #star wars i guuess #i speaketh

[queer-mothra]

"Seriously, why do you want people to think you're normal? I mean, people have assumed I'm normal my entire life, and then they find out that I'm not. Then they act like I tricked them or something. I mean, normal is a construct. It's this elaborate performance by boring people. You are far from normal. Don't perform normal, Quincy. You are so much more than normal."

- Hillary, Eastsiders (2015), S2. E6.

#eastsiders #quotes #i speaketh

[eidongs]

Just realized that I can actually use tarot spreads instead of just shuffling endlessly until my deck spits out cards at me

#i speaketh #personal #tarot #tarotcommunity

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23 and 25 for the ask game?

Hii thank you <3 !

23.) What’s the story idea you’ve had in your head for the longest?

A tough question, but one I have an answer to since I just recently wrangled my fic notes into one beat up notebook! I'll give you two, since one is the earliest by date of me writing it down (it was written in my high school creative writing notebook, call that finely-aged lmao)

The one I'm referring to would be a play on the 7 deadly sins; Peter's hit with magic and 7 components of his personality split off from him (think Nevermore, S1E6 Teen Titans). Running rampant across New York, the Avengers have to help hunt down and capture the seven Spideys. I don't know when I'll get around to writing this, or potentially working it into a different story, but I've always thought it would be a fun one to write.

The other one is actually a potential-longest in terms of the fact that it's partially-started; it was a take on Hydra!Peter for the IronDad Big Bang. If I ever revive that event, I'd probably finally finish it; Tony and Peter are captured by Hydra together circa AoU.

25.) What part of writing is the most fun?

Posting LOL. No but honestly, editing, I'd have to say?? Sometimes it's such a fight to get the words out on the page, but reading them back and having the satisfaction of tweaking the rhythm of the words has to be the best part.

#thanks for playing! #i speaketh #ask #ask game #cat-esper

[the-holy-ghosted]

Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

#the heron speaketh #delighted to see the blorbo tags on this one if it takes off but i want everybody to know that this post is about #the terror #goodsir my sad pathetic wife harry goodsir #his fluffy muttonchops and big wet eyes like a baby cow have bewitched me. im going to wlakinto the sea #ive been such a normal kind of sad lately let me be a little fuxking derangwd on main for a while OkAY. OKAY. let me be weird ive earned it

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When Murdock has bigger tiddies than you (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

rip to you but im different

Narrator: Pyre was not actually different and in fact had smaller tiddies than Murdock. Everyone had smaller tiddies than Murdock, for Murdock was born with a condition known as Breastimus Maximus.

#murder bastard 🗡 #i speaketh #anon #don't ask me what this means #i don't know what this means #that's what u get when i go thru my inbox at like #12 a.m.

[sleepiest-ghostie]

it’s a weird and wonky kind of world and im just livin in it

#i speaketh

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#i speaketh #i polleth #new organisation tag baybeeeee