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squash1 · 10 months

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i hear will patton’s voice and i start foaming at the mouth. diving headfirst into the wall. careening off a cliff. but like in a positive way.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

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greatestjubilee · 11 months

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#sulemio #witch from mercury #I WOULD WEAR THIS HOODIE I AM JUST SAYING #I BOUGHT THE HOTS T SHIRT FROM PREMIUM BANDAI. I WANTED TO MAKE A TWEET LIKE #“HEY PALS! WHO WANTS TO BUY THE COOL ONE SO WE CAN MATCH!”#BUT THEN REALIZED THATS LIKE ASKING HEY WHO WANTS TO BE IN A COMMITTED LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP WITH ME #so now i will just have the t shirt on my own.#g witch

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susartwork · 11 months

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What a touching speech...

Happy Let Papyrus Say Fuck day! The event is hosted by @insanelyadd | @letpapyrussayfuckofficial (And this design I drew for Paps is a mix of all their Ambassador Papyrus designs!)

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thelassoway · 7 months

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Jason Sudeikis as Ted Lasso Seasons 1-3 » T-shirts

#Ted Lasso #Theodore Lasso #Jason Sudeikis #*mine: gif #tedlassoedit #ugh you idiot with that face #stop staring at me swan #I think I got all the T-shirt moments for Ted. Can you guess the two scenes I forgot and had to go back and add???#I've also kept these in order of season/episode appearance and it feels kind of telling #not quite sure how I'm feeling about these and how they turned out #these are all from 2160p video files (I've only worked with 2160 one other time) and the timing of these frames looks off #I did my best to fix and readjust them #to the 5 to 8 people that read these tags let me know if I should keep trying/working with 2160p or just stick with 1080p #can we see a major difference in the image quality? I'm using all my same edit settings here #@chainofclovers I saw your tags about the black Joe Arthur shirt I was/have been thinking the same thing #I'm glad I got my o.g. laptop to power up to finish this gifset (definitely a power button issue)#will I ever make that mirror gifset idea??? probably not but I got a couple of mirror moments here #I almost used the other mirror moment from episode 7 but I wanted a different angle/view #this gifset could've been a lot more of Ted in bed wearing T-shirts tbh #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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secondbeatsongs · 10 months

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if anyone's curious what adhd is actually like, twenty minutes ago I paused a video game to look up spoilers for it so I can get the Good Ending™, and yet now I find myself looking at pictures of anglerfish, with only vague memories of what happened inbetween these two points

#personal #adhd #I think the steps were #1. click away to a different game wiki out of curiosity #2. get bored and check reddit #3. stare at t-shirts for a while because someone mentioned Steven Rhodes and his art is great #4. back to reddit - some guy hates his girlfriend's home decor but she has cool sea life decorations and I want to be her #5. I bet I could make an anglerfish lamp if I tried hard enough #6. man anglerfish are so cool and terrifying I love them #7. wait what was I doing again?#ETA: I'm putting this in the tags because my other post isn't as visible #I was playing Life is Strange #the game had nothing to do with anglerfish

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artyfartyliz · 1 month

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my favourite glass house having stone throwing girlie

#i want to study her #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #stephanie lauter #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #the t shirt is both a reference to the band and also a description of her #steph lauter #lautski #i tried to make her Round Shapes because i think it’s cute if like #pete is angular and she’s roumnd

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xiuminuwu · 3 months

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#wip #making some new and improved t-shirts #this one is going to take some time but I wanted to show it anyway #I wanted to finish the love shot suits for Valentine’s Day but I fear it might be too late now🥹🥹

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alpacacare-archive · 6 months

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dad dress-up

#repostober #day 24 #undertale #papyrus #gaster #dadster #i just wanted to draw my pre-fall gaster in a crop top okay #i imagine papyrus' style before the battle body was those god awful beautiful one-crusty-jpg-plastered-on-the-entire-t-shirt shirts #combined with spikes and sunglasses backwards hat flames super cool colorful emo scene kid #just whatever he could find in the garbage dump all at once #and he wears the shit out of it he looks so cool #he can make anything look good #here he is putting it on his father (he doesnt hold the same powers)#(tik tok voice) mom puts on my clothes

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lilybug-02 · 5 months

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Fanart for the upcoming anniversary of the webcomic Looking Glasses by @ferronickel. This wonderfully detailed Deltarune Fancomic is set a few years after the events of the game. With endearing characters and a truly intriguing plot, this story serves as a great read!

#i love just doing full on “cover art”. Ferronickel's comic has a lot which i love-#-so i figured i wanted to make something with multiple characters!#the titans have been pretty lowkey in the fandom so I love what ferronickel has done with them in the story.#I decided to choose a few easier(?) outfits for these guys.#Lancer's cat outfit is so out of pocket. it fits him so well. and Susie's pretty minimalist so i just went with the white t-shirt #I was iffy if I wanted to draw Ralsei black or white (bc i like the ch1 sprite a bit more) but his white form looks really good when drawn #So i went white and chose to draw his outfit in the Titan dream sequence. which was epic as heck!!!#i love drawing toothed creatures so the titan was very relaxing :)#congrats on the 1 year anniversary Ferronickel! You've made a wonderful comic so far!!!#my art #art #deltarune #looking glasses #get it bc Alice and the looking glass- wow :D #i know this is a little early -w-

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mattodore · 3 months

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new questionnaire photos <3

#good morning!!! woke up and started editing these right away bc i'm in the hospital with oc plague unforch 😔</3 #i just updated the old questionnaires with these actually ‼️#i want to make individual photos for the old ones too with all the bells and whistles but for now these will be the placeholders!#river dipping #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #echthroi #ts4 #ts4 edit #simblr #also yeah finally took off the slutty turtleneck only to replace it with a slutty mock neck instead. had to get rid of the label tho #matthias hates branded lettering or imagery on clothes... you would never find this man wearing a graphic t-shirt i think he'd rather die #he's SOOOO snobby lmao #these are from when i was fixing their sims and saving a proper version of their household the other day #i’m still cleaning out my library of trays and getting their outfits in order!#but i’m so close to being ready to rip their sims for poses 🧎#i have so many pose ideas now!! but i think i should probably start working on their homes first #just so i have layouts and everything in mind while making poses #i think theo’s apartment and matthias’s chateau are the ones to work on…#theo’s apartment should be the easiest bc it’s the smallest #but. knowing me… even an apartment is going to take me weeks to make #i really want to start though.#i think of theo’s bedroom in his apartment all the time like in my head it's really cluttered with all these little trinkets #these things theo's picked up over the last three years since he's been living on his own #and it's all dark browns and greens... stained glass... beautiful tiles... ugh #his apartment is so gorgeous in my head!!! trust me!!!#...also by new questionnaire photos i do mean i'm writing a new one lmao jnhkjf not that these are new pics for the old ones—tho they are!#i'm glad to actually be writing abt mattodore again bc the last month or so i was like. controlled by the urge to make edits #like!! enough visuals!! let's write!!!

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kwillow · 6 months

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what kinds of gestures would theo appreciate the most? it seems like he's generally uncomfortable by expressions of affection (physically especially) and it would be neat to know what would actually make him feel happy. perhaps little gifts and such? would he keep said gifts? so many thoughts about this Strange man

I thought of some other common ways people demonstrate affection and make friends besides physical touch: kind words, gift-giving, acts of service… all to try to show that Theo is a dire prick.

Theo is an intractable misanthrope - miserable, spiteful and prone to seemingly random acts of aggression. He is deeply uncomfortable with other people, and if he can't keep them at arm's length, he goes for the throat (or, at least, snaps at their ankles with petty jabs and demeaning remarks).

I think I have erred in mostly drawing his Amaranthine self with his mother or Hyden, two people he greatly admires and devotes himself to. Frankly, Theo does not appreciate affectionate gestures (or any interaction) from anyone besides his chosen person(s). He doesn't trust such gestures, he doesn't really want them, and he feels a certain bitter satisfaction in throwing kindness back in people's faces.

Being kind to him might keep him from being as hostile as he would be to someone unkind, but that's not a guarantee. He often sees kindness as manipulative, condescending, self-righteous or just plain stupid. He may be increasingly cruel to someone of a gentle disposition just to see how much they can take before they snap back and show their "true colors", vindicating his initial dislike of them. Trying to bond with him is almost as likely to earn his ire as antagonizing him. All that to say... I wouldn't waste gifts on him if I were you.

(Now, obviously, he is capable of bonding with people, but it takes some very rare and particular qualities and circumstances. If someone is one of his chosen few, he does appreciate gifts - and keeps them forever - and he may be grateful for flattering words, and maybe he will even tolerate being touched, but he doesn't demand or expect much in the way of affection. Being trusted and relied upon is often enough for him to feel fulfilled in companionship. BUT I've prattled on enough for now, don't you think?)

#theo #my draws #amaranthine #asks #sorry for the long post I just have endless thoughts about Theo #I have almost as many thoughts about him as he has insults for other people #truly; he is an insufferable jerk 99% of the time #the kind of guy who would wear an 'allergic to stupid people' shirt if he didn't think wearing t-shirts was a sign of low-class barbarism #the kind of guy who would argue with you on a forum for 12 hours straight #the kind of guy who kills and eats people in at least one AU - and that's the version of him with the MOST friends #anyway... sorry if this is not what you wanted I just cannot stop making characters who are unlikeable asshats

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rosebotrezi · 7 months

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kidswaps that i'm making. dave plays the sims models them after his friends and mother and psychoanalyzes them and rose would have listened to 100 gecs if 100 gecs existed in 2009. thank you

#they are a rogue of time and prince of light respectively #technically rose's sprite is the equivalent of dave's scratched shirt sprite i just put it here because she looks cooler here #both of them have deep and intense Issues dave is a typical spoiled rich kid but also has attention issues and rose is intensely neurotic #dave's symbol is meant to be the side of a headphone but i couldn't really figure out how to do it and the last thing i tried looked vaguel #phallic which is kind of relevant but not exactly what i want.#i've made june harley but i'm not super happy with her so i'll probably post her with jade egbert. after making edits. if i get around to t #that #dave #rose #dave lalonde #rose strider #art tag #kidswap #rose lalonde #dave strider #rose is transfem by the way. by assignment from my friend. don't worry about it ❤

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queen-beefcake-sqx · 9 months

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I posted this and like immediately deleted it because I’m self conscious as hell but not before @jiserus-blog spotted it and drew this ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE rendition. I am in love with this, thank you so much, everyone else please admire.

#I always want to draw him in my ‘fits but free time to draw has been rough and I’m bad at drawing sharper features #so I am BEYOND THRILLED to see evidence that yes I DO dress like Harry Du Bois which is sensory euphoria at its highest #t-shirt over one piece so all the cloth hangs loose on me #sandals for freed feet that aren’t cramping because no one makes for wide Native feet #Fall Out Boy cap to contain my hair and keep it out of my eyes #disco elysium #harry du bois #sadie has a face #say more sadie

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irondad-defensesquad · 25 days

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headcanon that peter doodles stuff when he's bored and he doodles this

(aka my icon!)

#lotus speaks #irondad #this is from the homecoming art book #i'm 100% convinced that peter drew this #i want to make this into a t-shirt. srsly i need it

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puddii-ng · 8 months

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more traditional art pajama shumikas ♡︎

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