#i was bored idk why i wrote this ;-;

[starryocean]

Why did I write this

#phoenix says boring stuff #jerma985 #jerma #I feel like it was something that I wrote down really quick while half-asleep because I didn’t want to forget it #but I don’t know why I thought it was so important #I think maybe it was in the context of wanting to run a Jerma shitpost blog even though I don’t watch Jerma? #and maybe that was the joke or something where I didn’t watch Jerma but came up with bizarre posts based on him from like. #vibes n stuff. internet osmosis. #idk but I guess it is pretty funny

[candyheartedchy]

So the other day I mentioned how my tadc sona tries to see the good in everything at the circus to cope with avoiding reality and her past since she doesn’t want to leave unlike the others.

Because of this her dynamic with everyone is that she’s the cheerleader of the group. She obvious to the madness, everything is a game/adventure to her. She tries to help the gang not be so miserable about being stuck there until she becomes a bit obsessed with the circus. She doesn’t want to be reminded of her past and tries to avoid talking about it. So she keeps herself busy/distracted so she doesn’t have time to be sad.

Her dynamic with Pomni is interesting to me because Pomni desperately wants to leave, and my sona doesn’t understand why. She tries to be helpful the best she can, but overall annoys Pomni because of their difference views on the circus.

And with Caine, (I’m pretty sure I mentioned before) my sona becomes sort of a assistant to him, giving how supportive she is to his ideas and enthusiasm.

With Jax however, my sona’s dynamic with him is “clam vs energetic” because from Jax’s own words “I fine with whatever, as long as I get to see funny things happen to people.” mostly implying that he just takes things as he goes along in his own smug way. My sona however is very wide eyed (literally lol) and innocent, which Jax finds her amusing because of how excited she is about everything.

#idk why I wrote this I was bored and was taking a break from drawing so… here y’all go #💬 chy chatter 💬 #self insert

[literallybreadsticks]

Went to the Apple Store and uhh… I drew Pearl

#I GOT BORED OKAY??!! #anyways my friend helped me with coloring haha #idk why she wrote pookie tho.. #splatoon #coroika #splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #splatoon coroika #pearl #splatoon Pearl #splatoon off the hook #off the hook #splatoon idols

[masterfuldoodler]

If half alive has 1000 fans I am one of them. If half alive has 1 fan, I am that fan

#text #august rambles #this is brought to you by seeing someone's review for them. and saying they didn't like the ep because it was standard #and that now not yet was better but had a bunch of poor songs. some of them bad #they even said still feel wasn't good because it was appealing too much to 'teen angst' #anyway i couldn't read the rest i had to leave #it was too painful i like the music too much we viewed it from different standpoints ack #i see a lot of people saying half alive is knock off twenty one pilots and like i see what they're saying. they are similar but #why does that mean its a knock off. what if they are just similar. half alive is clearly doing they're own thing. they're not copying them #maybe. that is just what that band is good at doing! the same as twenty one pilots. just cuz twenty one pilots came first doesn't mean #they own the scene. (you can argue they're better at they're music but if you're gonna do that make sure you're comparing the early stuff) #anyway rant about this because. i really like half alive and just dsbkncjnvb you don't need to be a fan #you don't need to think they're awesome. you can have an opinion outside of mine #but please be nice. and remember. it's Your opinion it's not Truth. if you don't like the song. you don't like it #if you think the repetition is boring. its not for you. if the 'angst' is stupid. its not for you. if the song doesn't hold weight. #it's not for you. the artist wrote this. and worked with other people to publish it #clearly they cared and other people saw worth in it. and like!! the fact that they're not big name also means they Can't get away with like #stupid filler stuff. they don't have enough of a name they gotta impress #idk i care too much. i see things like this and im just. ugh. it feels pretentious #half alive

[unicornsaures]

well, with @thehamiltonfan drawing their rendition of what they thought johns drawing looked like, i decided to draw what I saw it as when writing the story! ^.^

tw// gore&blood

ugh edgy ass art but in all fairness I wrote john that way

#i could go on a rant on why i wrote him to exclusively use graphite and very little color #but i wont! #john laurens #nonhuman au #elf laurens my poor baby😭 #anyway yeah idk #i was real bored #my art #i have a bit of the upperhand with knowing his full character and markings #and also being purposely vague but

[novenathefox]

//SONIC PRIME SPOILERS AHEAD//

Okay, so something random I’ve been thinking about is why I think Shadow can’t get into the shatterspaces like Sonic or Nine can (or even the Chaos Council). I’ve seen some controversy on this and wanted to contribute.

The main reason is prismatic energy. Which, some of you may think that Nine doesn’t have, but I’ll explain that later. Sonic, however, is proven to have it in both seasons, so that’s an easy one. He broke the shard and, later on, got injected with more prismatic energy in order for his power-up thingies.

Nine, however, shouldn’t have any prismatic energy at all. BUT, I have two reasons for why he should/does.

The first is that he was only created because of Sonic breaking the prism. Therefore, he’d have some sort of prismatic energy flowing through him. At least, I’d think so.

Secondly, he wasn’t just trying to break into the shatterspaces like Shadow was with his bare (gloved??) fists. He was in his shattercraft, which was powered by a shard, which means it has prismatic energy. I think it’s the same situation for the Chaos Council, because their mothership was powered by multiple shards and, even after the shard were taken, residual energy. (I think this reason is the most logical out of the two) That’s just my take on it but I think it explains it for the most part for those of you who were confused

#sonic #sonic prime #sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime spoilers #shadow #shadow the hedgehog #nine #nine the fox #chaos council #paradox prism #idk why I wrote this #I was bored

[b4kuch1n]

review of every type of meat that’s ever been subjected to me

disclaimers: this will include offals when I have personal experiences with that. score is subjected to personal taste and accessibility price- and prep-wise. YMMV, etc., etc. "meat" here includes non-mammal non-avian animals, as long as it comes directly from the body (which means eggs and such are not included). I tried to find the closest english word for some of these that I only know as local ingredients, but the taxonomical orders at least should be correct.

pork: 9/10. classic. a bit finicky to prep and cook, which is why it doesn't get full mark, but re-heats nicely. very versatile, though on the heavy side as is the case with most bigger animals. the amount of fat and gelatin that comes with a belly cut makes it ideal for new year aspic, which very few other types of meat can be used for. pig offals are of acceptable textures most of the times, though they've overall softened as time goes on, which may lead to one point docked as I don't like that texture.

chicken: 8/10. also very versatile and takes on spices very well, but experiences may vary much more due to the large difference in texture and taste between dark and light meat on a chicken. the big reason why I mark chicken one point lower than pork is that I find reheated chicken much less pleasant than reheated pork. phantom extra point for show of skill with eating bone-in chicken with chopsticks. remove phantom extra point for overrepresentation in every offering meal. offals are inoffensive, but overly soft for my taste. blood however is more tolerable than pig blood.

beef: 8/10. I love beef. beef is great to eat and great to cook, especially viet beef, since you're either sautéing it on high or stewing it until it falls apart anyway. but not only is beef expensive, quality also varies greatly with different price points. beef fat is also very hard to deal with and it makes me mad to throw away a whole puck of fat. as a casual source of protein it falls firmly into the "more troubles than it's worth" category. the one thing keeping its score in the high range is phở and beef jerky.

duck: 9/10. far superior to chicken in my sincere opinion, but a chore to eat in the summer. in no way an every day meal, but this only secure its place as a treat, which gets it graded on the treat ladder, and it scores high there. the only thing keeping it from perfection is the heavier musk that limits its versatility compared to its land-bound counterpart.

muscovy duck: 7/10. taste-wise deeper than duck, but texture-wise much chewier, which makes eating it even more of a task. cooking options have been pretty much limited to roast and poach. it being bigger than a duck makes prepping and portioning it just slightly off as well, so most often you go out to eat it, which docks point for convenience.

squab: 6/10. the problem here is maybe lack of dedication to the craft. or maybe it's that it's very little, not very exciting meat for too much effort. putting a tentative question mark here for this score because I believe there is a squab experience out there that doesn't feel gimmicky but will blow the doors wide open to new horizons for me. I see potential in this, and I'm not yet sick of disappointment.

silk worm: 8/10. the reason why it's not getting a higher score is because there's one single dish I like with it as an ingredient, which is roasted dried silk worm with fish sauce, but the reason why the score's still an eight is because that dish slaps mad shit. it tentatively falls on the treat scale because it's not very easy to acquire, but once you get a bag of it you're pretty much set for several months, so I would still consider it casual-meal-worthy. may be an acquired taste, but I fully recommend acquiring that taste.

snail: 5/10. abhorrent texture, mild taste. better as ingredients for more complex dishes than as a standalone protein. my mom likes it though so it gets passing grade.

oyster: 3/10. worse texture than snail, even worse taste. doesn't get better when you season it, only makes the seasoning itself worse. not getting a zero only because it's good for blood and I'm open to a chance of redemption down the road.

shrimp/crab: 6/10. get the same mark because I eat them at the same frequency and the amount of paperwork required to eat them is equally excessive. take on spices fairly well, but it's not enough. if I could hold a crab like a hamburger and take a big bite this score would change. saved from the mid grade by their seasoning quality for delectable summer broths.

eel: 4/10. the only good way I've found to eat eel is to deep fry it until it denatures and turns into basically seaweed chips. this is good for sour soup rice noodle, but for that same palate a number of different fishes do the job better with more personality. it's okay with a heap of sauce japanese style, but the price discourages exploration.

tuna: 7/10, and mostly for canned tuna salad. eaten raw I find it mid and unexciting. a nice tuna salad sandwich is fun and childlike in its appreciation of the simple things though, so I wholely respect it.

salmon: 9/10. about as versatile as a seafood can get, and is fun to experience in any form. only one point docked for price and lack of excitement - I also, like with squab and oyster, await a life-changing salmon experience that makes this protein perfect once and for all.

clam worm: 8/10. like with silk worm, I only find it edible in one single form, which is minced clam worm patty fried up, but it excels at that one single thing. also stays in the high grade for fun factor of being a seasonal treat.

frog: 6/10. I really like frog legs. it has the tenderness of white fish with the ease of access of a chicken wing, and the taste is delicate in a delightful way. but I really dislike most of the rest of the frog to put in my mouth. this makes it kinda wasteful as a meat option. overall just kinda better enjoyed alive than cooked for like a third of its body.

dog/cat: 3/10. grouped up once again because they're equally unpleasant texture-wise and limited in prep options. I find meat from mammals of this size downward soft in a really off, is-it-going-bad-or-is-it-just-like-this way. the musk borders on off-putting, which is why prep options are limited to heavy seasoning and stew or roast. overall just way too little bangs for their bucks.

rabbit: 5/10. texturally worse than dog and cat, but the musk is much lighter and takes on seasoning much better. not really something you can find casually in the wet market, so exploration of the possibilities here isn't of convenience. this score may be subjected to change in the future.

deer: 6/10. interesting taste, but tough texture and a bit hard to figure out how to season. very hard to get one's hand on in the city, and honestly from my exposure to it I wouldn't go out of my way to acquire a cut. firmly in the "sure, if I come across it" category.

water buffalo: 6/10. beef but chewier. makes for good drinking food, but I barely drink, so mostly not my thing. also limited in ways to prep - most commonly sautéd with garlic or made into jerky. I feel like there's a depth to this protein I cannot access, which makes me mad, but also earns it respect.

field mouse: 4/10. texturally even worse than rabbit, taste-wise extremely inoffensive. verges on the low end because it just raises the question of why. why is this a local specialty. it's mouse, dude. you can not be gentrifying that. they failed to make it a big deal btw so I'm correct on this one.

lobster: 6/10. gets this score for lobster freaks who spent decades studying how to make this big shrimp taste better and furiously honed their craft with cheese and butter and garlic. 80% of lobster experiences happen at the hands of those people, so the median score averages out at pretty ok. I am, however, lactose intolerant, and thus unwelcomed by these lobster zealots. this, combined with lobster being a luxury food, lowers the score to slightly above passing grade.

snake: 5/10. literally the only impression it left me with was that it was snake meat ooh how rare and cool. texturally more pleasant than eel and more versatile, but that ends up landing it squarely in the “utterly unremarkable” zone. at least now I’m pretty confident I would bite a chunk off a snake if I’m ever lost in a jungle with no way out. passing grade for the worth of information.

horse: 7/10. has the taste depth of deer, but with the texture of beef when simmered for a long time. literally had this first time today so my experience with it is extremely limited, but I can't really imagine it being easy to chew if roasted. two outstanding features are that the fat is really nice to eat even in larger pieces, and the blood cooks into a texturally acceptable jelly, which is not the case with any other animal blood for me. score may be up to change in the future as well.

mantis shrimp: 8/10. lobster wishes it has the playful zeal and easy-going nature of mantis shrimp. the amount of paperwork required to enjoy mantis shrimp is half of shrimp's or crab's, and texture-wise it's just better. literally crack this one in half like a flip phone and put some salt and lime on it, that's a treat. so far the gold standard for shelled seafood. only gets an eight because I don't really think about eating it every day, but I have hope this can be turned around in a shocking and life-changing event as well.

anchovy: this one doesn't get a score due to its ritualistic importance. really is included here because I ritually cleaned and cooked way too many of these so a job I was gunning for could go through successfully. it worked btw. still don't know if I recommend it

#bakuspeech #cw: food #cw: meat #obvious disclaimer I dont make it a business to repeat previously proven to be unpleasant experiences #so some of these I limit my exposure to as much as possible on purpose. #hi. Im at my grandparents place. its dark in here #not getting to work on what Im supposed to for a whole weekend is making me antsy #I think I will be able to chip off something for prep during the course of this. but its not gonna be much #anyways Im bored as shit and new food experience dropped today so I guess I sat down and wrote this up #happy solar new year in like a day. hey if you have a new year meal with some meat enjoy it yeah? #cherish the protein. we can learn to love ourselves through loving the meat. and the green and the starch and the spices #have a good night. idk why I tallied this tbh. I just kinda realized how much Ive experienced food-wise #and yet! still very little in the wide world of meals and treats #here's to a future filled with more....

[revrads]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47934298/chapters/120855508

Hey y’all, uh, here’s a Faith x Midnight Mass crossover fic I wrote like a month ago during a university seminar and immediately abandoned it when it reached 5k words lmao

Not my best work yet but if y’all wanna read pure indulgent crossover slop, here it is :)

#midnight mass #faith game #faitht the unholy trinity #fanfiction #fanfic #crossover #alternate universe #au #fic #seabury's free thoughts #((idk why but I'm not too happy with this. probs cause i wrote this on impulse cause i was bored during the seminar)) #((anyway i still hope y'all enjoy this slop :3))

[apollo-cackling]

scanned through some stuff on the superg irl wiki bc some stuff I saw for the ao3 femslash poll made me curious and. goddammit I see why lesbians went (go?) insane over this show there's some compelling character concepts here

#my rambles #from all I've heard it completely fails to follow up on them but. yk #probably's why it has so many fics on ao3 and why every pairing that made it into the tournament got nuked the instant voting started lol #where did I put the space to avoid maintagging last time #oh right #superg irl #this is about me skimming over the early sections of alex (and astra)'s wiki pages and also having read some #-supercat fics bc I was bored and picked out some fics at random #also is it just me or do the people writing the wiki sound like they have unrealised + deep seated issues with women #it's mostly a bunch of small stuff but like that one bit framing the relationship between a 17yo and a teacher(?) as #-an illicit affair instead of y'know. fucking grooming was uh. hello???? #idk at minimum it's got a very bad case of... y'know the like tenor of writing some fan wiki pages have that makes you just go #'oh basically a single person wrote this huh' #yk like trying to capture the wikipedia type tone of cool impartiality bc hey that's just how wikis are supposed to be like #but not rlly managing to and the way it's written makes you hyperaware of the person writing the article? #shrug least it's not as bad as... I forgot her name but yk the travelling bard/storyteller person that accompanies fitz in assassin's quest #last time I checked her page on the rote wiki was an absolute travesty dhajdhsj just *gods* the person writing this has massive issues #-with women huh

[maddy-ferguson]

i was so ahead of the curve the curve became a sphere is literally me i skipped a grade and now my friends from high school are done with school and are getting their first jobs and stuff and i'm in school with people who were born two years after me. like i lost three full years lmaooo

#but i'm not that mad or sad about it because i don't mind not working like AT A JOB i'm even considering going into academia which would #mean even more years but like we'll see because i will have spent EIGHT YEARS in university when i'm done since it's five years to like. do #anything actually do something. only three more years to go yay #year 1: depressed year 2: not as depressed but i failed the classes i needed to pass to do the thing i wanted to be doing so i was kinda #stuck but i didn't know what else i wanted to study so i was like. i'll just do this get through my three years and then i'll do something #i like better. because i could have theoretically. except. i did not love it and i wasn't particularly good at it. also was still depressed #for like the entire first semester and my first year i passed for like my first semester so during my second year i had classes for year 2 #during one semester classes for year 1 during another semester. it's actually easy but i don't know if that'll make sense the way i wrote #it. year 3 was 2020-2021 so covid and like i was saying the other day i was NOT working like i was kind of for the first semester but. oh #my god. my favorite class i learned like 60 pages like what we had to learn was 60 pages long and then you had to do like an essay or #whatever idk. no it wasn't even an essay but i czn't explain. i got like. a 3.5. OUT OF 20 #so i was like yeah i'm not doing this anymore this is obviously not working for me so for the rest of the year (oh yeah we had class online #fully from november to well april when it ends) i was like. rewatching grey's anatomy and whatnot. that's when i rewatched grey's. also ahs #my not working semester in 2021 is also when i watched dawson's creek! because that's when they put it on netflix. #fun fact #good times honestly? but yeah #also i think about some of the things i learned a lot like it's very good to know i'm glad that i know it #i Am bitter but it's for other reasons #and like i say: brf slt #rory dropping out of yale is kinda so me if i had ever dropped out😁 which is why her graduating on time is very annoying and boring. her #ass should not have graduated on time...

[mihai-florescu]

Sorry god doesnt love you enough to give you the cool superpowers everyone else has?

#this is /lh #i used to play tom and jerry episodes in my brain when i was bored as a kid why tf would soneone lie about this #what is there to gain #i dont think i have synesthesia but it's not hard to think people just. have heightened association skills? #idk man #the person who wrote these tags will never see this who cares i just want to make fun of someone #so everyone point and laugh #the world is full of wonders mysteries and beauty beyond your comprehension

[devilishstylist]

no one can convince me that human x non-human pairs is the most peak dynamic ever (self-insert ramble)

Hypocritically(?) finding myself in a difficult position to fav human characters often unless they're goofy and silly-looking so it also pains me to see my self-insert in a 3rd person's view that way too;

Thinking she's only here for looking pretty and, dare I say it, Ms. Fanservice.

I try my best to give Helena consistent character for being the main equivalent of Hope In Humanity; spending time with a normal ""boring"" human after all the stuff you've consumed or gone through so many times.

She would insist you to take it easy and give yourself a break. A compassionate and sympathetic being. Would listen to you.

It obviously doesn't look like she's one but that's the thing; nobody would give her a chance because she blends well in the crowd, when in reality, Helena is a rare treasure waiting to be cared and cherished for.

So imagine willing to give someone like Helena a chance. Maybe that'll change your perspective of her.

#reasons why i made Helena always a human #she's ''boring'' but if you stayed longer she's the most fun and interesting person to be around #many just disregard these types of characters easily because they're not interesting which i can relate #but it can be a stab to the heart for me sometimes tbh #idk i think there should be reminders that there are humans out there who are really great as people #like if people start CARING enough then maybe they won't get bored outta them #and i'm projecting all this to my self-insert lmao #🎀.txt #sorry for the ramble #insecurities are probably showing when i wrote this #i'm not that interesting so i give all my ideal traits to her #and people are still gonna find her uninteresting anyway bc they don't care

[presentfuckingmic]

The reason I like my fics is cause I let all the characters say “fuck”. Except Ojirou. Fuck Ojirou.

#don’t ask questions #I’m so bored rn idk why #wait no ik why I’m reading a fic and the main character is bored #hyper empathy sucks this sucks #i go back and forth between no empathy and hyper empathy I miss the no empathy #actually I do like Ojirou I just. don’t think he’d say fuck #oh yeah and iida but I let him curse in one of my fics so I can’t say him #actually I wrote (part) of a fic that’s just. him cursing #i should finish that #i have the third chapter almost done #it’s been almost done for like. three months holy shit #in other news I think I have adhd #ojiro mashirao #tailman #he has such a bad hero name #i was going to rename him but I would’ve given him something worse so. it’s just like that #mha #bnha

[grouse769402]

woe so in my head about writing this essay I always feel like I’m putting too much personality in them but I want to write it like that so bad and its so exhausting trying to get myself to write it in a super formal way but also its alreadyy so formal because of the language im using but then cause I put in the little asides with personality then it feels like I’m being pretentious but I also feel like its important to the essay to have that stuff like it wouldnt be a good essay without it but also I feel like I have autism and I don’t know how much stuff like that I’m allowed to put in also what if I take it out and it makes my essay worse also its so dependent on whether my professor likes me like imagine if he hates me and he just reads my essay and he’s like god this bitch but on the other hand what if he reads it and hes like hell yeah this is a good essay. Dies

#I feel like if I was a professor I would get so bored reading essays because people are afraid of writing like I write and I feel like its #good writing but I feel like theres a rule I don't know about that means I can''t write like this #and this is why I dropped out of high school cause essays stressed me out so bad cause. writing a lot but its supposed to be like math #doesn't make sense to me I have one mode #but maybe I made up that rule I DON'T KNOW #butalso I'm enjoying writing it like this and let me make it clear it's not a bad essay like we had to read each others essays and mine is #definitley on the good side but its just so scary bro #also I don't like how this post is written but I had to write it like this because I'm wrote out.. #also maybe I just have to wait till tomorrow when I can be writing during the good part of my medicine again and not the bad part (this is #the bad part) #but also also I have such a long history of misunderstanding teachers and professors and I feel like everytime it happens they get so mad #and idk why but also also also I think I have been doing a good job in this class and he respects me and I really like him #WOE #and so I want my essay to be good I ant him to like it!!! and also what if it seems like I'm being a tryhard writing like this GOD HELP SCR #EAM

[scottsumrners]

So, you saw how Daria's attraction to man was always projecting onto Jane?! Always having to do something with Jane, the creators even admitted that the only way Daria could have a romance is through her connection with Jane! It was always Jane.

Like, the episode where she imagines her future! She imagines Quinn married and with kids but her?! She mentions maybe having a boyfriend but nothing solid! The comphet of it all.

it's actually literally so funny it's like. "hm. i'm attracted to the boy who's basically the male version of my best friend... when i picture myself in a realistic future i don't see myself married even though my fantasy IS to marry my best friend's brother.... when my best friend gets a boyfriend i get insanely jealous, which leads me to believe i'm in love with my best friend's boyfriend... but when i start dating that guy i get bored quickly afterwards..... but i'm sure none of these things are related."

#also i read an interview by one of the producers of the show that basically went #'idk why people put up with tom he was so boring' #like. my brother in christ YOU wrote him

[myname-isnia]

When I was waiting for my turn during the oral exam two weeks ago the supervisors started asking everyone what hobbies they had and what they were into, and when I said I draw they asked me if I did art lessons. I said no but I used to and didn't really elaborate because I don't know these people and don't want to be here, and they said "What, just lazy?"

And look, I don't really like that word because it's been used to describe me literally all my life, but in that situation I just shrugged and said "I guess" because it was easier than trying to explain that the quickest way to make me quit something is to point out my mistakes

It's stupid, I know it is, but I genuinely can't handle the smallest of criticisms, even if they're deserved. I wasn't praised a lot growing up so now every time I make the smallest step in the right direction I need excessive praise so I don't discourage myself. And I hate this trait about myself because I come across as nothing more but a needy child who throws a tantrum when she receives even the smallest bit of criticism in the nicest wording imaginable.

Even a gentle "this part of the drawing feels a bit off" or "maybe you should change the wording here" can set me off, and it's so fucking ridiculous but considering my already awful relationship with my creations... I can't take anything but a kind word without getting upset

#tl;dr – tell me I'm doing something right way more often than you think necessary because I have literally 0 self esteem #idk why I wrote all this lmao. I'm just bored at grandma's again so I rant bc otherwise my thoughts will get to me #since I can't cry while my grandma is right next to me I can make sense of my own thoughts instead of getting hysterical straight away #so... yeah. I lost my train of thought #hysterics bad. writing out my thoughts good #post over I'm done