#i’m pissing myself laughing at this

[radarchives]

#submission #mc #diavolo #barbatos #i’m pissing myself laughing at this #first tags by submitter #thanks for submitting <3 #obey me nightbringer #it appears you get no bitches my lord

[gerardsbl00d]

frank answering his phone by saying ‘what up girlie where you at’ is my #1 favorite thing this man has ever done

#i’m pissing myself from laughing so much at it #who called him #i need to know #my chemical romance #my chemical fucking romance #mcr #my chem #frank iero #my chem frank #mcr frank #frnkiero #frnk #frnkiero and the cellabration #frnk iro #ls dunes #gerard way #mikey way #ray toro

[letsgetrowdy43]

Me when Clairo starts playing

#rotalks<3 #luke hughes #I’m pissing myself laughing rn

[scrambledslut]

“you’re not a fuckin mermaid”

stede:

#what is you talking about bestie???? #😭��😭 i’m 4 minutes in to episode 4 and i’m already pissing myself laughing #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death

[thegreatcrowdragon]

Wait you guys are actually getting mad about the splatfest. This is a game about sea creatures inking the ground and shooting ink at fish to steal their eggs. Stop taking it so seriously

#splatoon #Splatoon 3 #splatfest #I saw someone just call Shiver a tyrant I’m going to piss myself laughing #cope. seethe even.

[yum-grass]

Gess just gess what fandom

#I’m pissing myself laughing #it’s an x reader #I want to read it just to see what happens #also it’s a multi ship #clone high

[beedee-wans]

got whiplashed from an ad for the youtooz of price to the song older by Isabel larosa but i can’t find i again 💔

#please tell me i’m not the only one who saw it #the song choice was just #literally pissed myself laughing #youtooz knows their audience #john price #modern warfare #modern warfare 2 #captain john price #modern warfare 3

[gwyoi]

I hate being in love it has me giggling and stuff just kill me you guys

#anyways I’m going to talk about it here nfkdkdjfl #we were just cuddling for a while and lost track of time and play wrested but he wouldn’t stop tickling me I was about to piss myself from #laughing so hard. anyways the ceiling fan should have dropped on us #gwon

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

*My 26 year old self pissing themselves laughing at this everytime I hear it*

#i’m wheezing #i’m crying #hilarious #funny #shadow the hedgehog #they’re air shoes #sonic prime #rotflmao #rotfl #sorry not sorry #i’m dying #pissing myself laughing

[exposeina]

#I have never laughed so hard at my own joke #I’m immature as fuck #I pissed myself fr #my humour is broken #sherlock #sherlock holmes #sherlock fandom #sherlockholmes #hilarious memes #funny memes #dankest memes #memes

[phantom-does-a-thing]

“I hope your pillow is always cold” HEVRNWKDJEKTKT YHANKS???????

#I’m wheezing so hard thank you sm to this person #I’m gonna piss myself laughing #rambling #phever dreams with phantom

[glitterr-ain]

Some more tng experiments

#fa’s art #tng #guinan #dr. beverly crusher #Star Trek #almost pissed myself laughing while makin these there was someone with tap shoes on they hands in the Starbucks I’m at with my friends rn #IT WAS SO ANNOYING

[mayclair]

anyway long story short guy i’ve been complaining about for months texted me yesterday and was like can i ask you something tmr and i was like okay and then today i found out from my friend that he was planning ask to me to go out on what is essentially a quintuple date with all our friends which was kinda !!! but later it seemed like his friends were forcing him so when he finally stopped being a pussy and asked me i had to double check that he actually wanted me to come and he said yeah so i said yes and then after that i found out a bunch of other stuff about the whole thing and i am So Confused about whether he wants me there or if he actually still likes me etc etc it’s so messy i want to die

#the omly good funny thing that came out of this was that when he asked he was like the guys made this plan on saturday and they said you #(as in the guys) have to bring a ‘plus one’ so i’m asking you it was so funny i almost pissed myself laughing after #anyway i have to go start mentally preparing myself to hang out with his friends and their assholeisj teasing after they found out i said #yes before i end up strangling one of them #bottom line is the whole ordeal was MORTIFYING. literally wanted to kms every single time his friends or my friends yelled at us to ask #each other it was so scary i never want to go through that again

[psychoticwillgraham]

SOMEONE LEGIT DONATED THIS TO THE LOCAL GOODWILL TODAY??

#not surprised in the least but gdi I’m not in town rn to go get a pic of it myself #pissed that I wasn’t the one to discover it tbh bc that would’ve made me laugh my ass off #should I submit this to shiftythrifting

[lilgynt]

i know my friend and i are completely in love bc we both said collectively wow i have been ready to end this call for 20 minutes spent five minutes talking about a time we both said wow let’s go and left a party to walk to get chicken nuggets and then the second that was done we were both like well anyway i’m hanging up

#personal #literally SAME TIME ON EVERYTHING!!!! #the 20 minutes especially make me laugh that was so specific but we both were like yeah #anyway it’s our best friends birthday she’s in another city #so we’re on face time with her and her boys while they’re all piss drunk #genuinely such a fun time i couldn’t stop myself from sending her more money for more food #anyway at 2 am i was ooh i have work in the morning i should leave but i couldn’t bring my self to bc it’s so fun and i love her #she ends up hanging up we say good night love you the works #gg n i wait for her to hang up as is tradition bc we have after call chats #and the fact we were both like this is very fun but i’m done hehe #i love that we’re both old people at like 20 i can’t wait to sit in the corner of parties with her shit talk for 15 minutes then leave #also so funny how that was LITERALLY how we started being friends #frist meeting we HAPPENED to meet friend bc of audrey #meet first #so when audreys other friends showed up we both said fuck this and just grouped together on the sideline and the rest is history #well audrey had to force us to interact consistently bc we were both like okay that was fun ! *moves on with life* #can’t wait to go to parties with audrey bc i love her and then gg and i happily sit in the corner shit talking super girl or some cartoon #ALSO. audrey was piss drunk and missing some of our baller jokes so it was fun to drop the funniest line then watch each other die while #audrey was like 🥴 #such a fun call and memory i love them both so fucking much

[fakeoutbf]

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#besties i wore a fucking fantastic outfit tonight #i did my hair and makeup really nice but simple #i made nice dinner conversation and laughed and had fun with my friends #all this for myself btw bc i wanted to right? #i got myself a ride with this person and the ride situation somehow split so this person and i would be in the car alone #we spent another hour and a half probably by ourselves after leaving dinner #and after all this i was not kissed even ONCE #I’M SO PISSED OFF #all i got was a kiss on the cheek goodnight and i feel cheated #honestly it was cool talking about the work i do rn and then like other deeper stuff and some random stuff in between #and a bit of harry ofc #but man i feel cheated JANDNRDJKS #they said we should see each other again soon and that’ll be like next month rip #but i can’t believe i got myself in the car alone with them and nothing happened jfc