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#i'm choosing violence
gasstationpopcorn · 7 months
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My father (derogatory) has an arrogant friend I already disliked, and she said that Sondheim never wrote a good song. Mm, yeah, that Sondheim, the guy who theater fans praise as our musical theater Shakespeare and a once-in-a-lifetime influence on the entire genre, whose musicals get revived in hit productions 40 years later. Mm.
She also loves *drumroll*....jukebox musicals. You know, the cheap cash-grabs that force pre-existing pop songs which weren't originally written for an overarching plot into a flimsy excuse of a story. I see no reason to alter my assessment that people who only like jukebox musicals like them because they can't follow along with real musicals that tell a complete story through an album of interconnected songs, and would rather go "hur hur this is great because I know these ABBA songs already!!!!"
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hallothere · 2 years
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quests that take me back to goblin town are surefire ways to incite rage
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delta-rex · 1 year
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bot kill count: 45
(I will edit this as I block and report more)
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I Cannot play this “gas prices will now increase 20 cents per week” game again like last summer. I’m going to start building guillotines.
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what if the animorphs got the death note?
Cassie: Would burn the thing. Doesn't care if she dies in the process. It's worth it, to get it out of the world's hands.
Marco: Would go on a fact-finding spree to figure out the names of as many yeerks as he possibly can. Would figure out that some stems (e.g. Iniss) are followed by multiple sets of numbers, and would give himself carpal tunnel writing Iniss 0000 - Iniss 9999 in the notebook. Would claim to his friends that he also doesn't know why a mysterious disease has killed so many yeerks lately.
Jake: Would ask the group what they should do with it. Whether Rachel and Marco would succeed in arguing for it before Cassie and Ax succeeded in arguing against it is anyone's guess.
Ax: Would never use it. Would probably also give it back to the group. Controversial opinion, I know, but he cares deeply about fighting fair and with honor. If he could figure out a way to use it to save his friends he might, but he'd probably vote to bury it in the woods if forced to cast a vote.
Rachel: Would use it. And then stop using it. She fights those who are stronger than her, and spares those who are weaker. Any time she can use it against a yeerk with an involuntary host she will... but those names are hard to find, and she's not going to stop mid-battle to pull out a pen. She'd conclude it's no good as a weapon, but if Marco asked she'd announce she got rid of it because it takes all the excitement out of the war.
Tobias: Even more controversial take, but. If anyone would go full Light Yagami, I think it's him. He's the one pushing to use the Time Matrix to "fix" history in MM3. He's the one who kills Hitler after learning this is just a jeep driver, because he's Hitler. He argues with the Ellimist, and thinks he could do better. He sees the world as injust, and he's angry about it. He would argue it's immoral not to use the Death Note. I could see Tobias writing down every Visser's name... and then Pol Pot's... and then Charles Manson's... and then Taylor's... and going from there.
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rinadragomir · 6 months
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Are you alive?
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ink-ghoul · 7 months
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🏜️ an old friend
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thatswhatsushesaid · 2 months
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psa that the day there are no jgy stans left on tumblr dot com is the day i am dead
but rest assured i'll go to my grave exactly as i lived: obnoxiously proclaiming to everyone within earshot how great lianfang-zun is. narratively, metaphorically, spiritually. sexually, too, like why limit myself. i like to keep my options open
#the spirit of su minshan possessed me for a minute there but like. i'm fine with it#jin guangyao#he did crimes??? good for him 😌#editing this post to add that while the tone here is clearly joking#i really am fundamentally still engaged with this fandom#and with this book#almost exlcusively because of my enjoyment of jgy#even xiyao is secondary for me like i love it and i'm ride or die for it obvs#but jgy as a character is the main draw for me. and he would have me by the throat even if there was no zewu-jun#(tho i think jgy's life would be more depressing for his absence obviously)#but he is just. /clenches my fists!!!#THE most compelling character in the story and i cannot stop thinking about him!! cannot will not!!#who else in this book has his range? who else can be the doe-eyed idealist AND the spy with blood on his hands who ends a war?#who else is two different greek tragedies and at least two separate shakespearean tragedies rolled into one antagonist#an antagonist who but for the POV of the novel could very easily have been the protagonist#whose moral event horizon is so deeply entwined with his own trauma and abuse that there is no way to meaningfully separate#the violence he does to others from the systemic violence that was done to him for his whole life?#who else in this book manages to get five separate sect leaders utterly obsessed with him no matter how you choose#to interpret that obsession?#no one!!! that's who!!#ain't no one else in the jianghu doing it like lianfang-zun and that's just a goddamn fact
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shigure · 6 months
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"good news! i designed an eldritch creature" is it just a tentacle monster?
"i don't understand" i want an extradimensional horror story with an entity that irreversibly damages the human mind upon interaction, with or without malicious intent. is that what you have, or is it a monster with tentacles and a tragic backstory?
"it's a lovecraftian horror" you're sure? you have a cognitohazard and not a sexy alien?
"correct. it's a true feral cryptid, not just big tiddy waifu bait." excellent. show me the monstrosity.
> it's just a spooky furry
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gasstationpopcorn · 7 months
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сс: vita orehek photography
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pharawee · 1 month
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I'm right here.
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redstonedust · 5 months
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whenever people say they're hesitant to support palestine their list of reasons always amount to. completely normal things that happen at war. like yes, hamas has killed israeli citizens, and taken hostages, and fought back. same goes for literally every persecuted group in the history of time. wtf do you expect them to do, roll over and wait to die until the western heroes come save them from being casually exterminated?? sorry real world oppressed nations aren't your picture perfect vision of what a victim should look like i guess, doesn't mean they deserve to be bombed off the map.
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catgirl-catboy · 1 year
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Fandom Culture has fallen so far.
If the whole Anne Rice shit went down today, a large amount of you fools would say that it's her right to have boundaries for her fandom. Thats how much the culture has changed. Y'all are unintentionally defending Anne Rice.
And that unironically both scares me and pisses me off.
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jaypentaghast · 5 months
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anney-baker · 2 months
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If I had a nickle...
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