It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible research transport vessel. Things are progressing as normal (i.e. it's boring) when a SecUnit pings you, lies right to your metaphorical face, and then tries to bribe you with human media to give it a ride. This is as unexpected as it is unprecedented, and the sheer nerve of it is really to be admired. There's no protocol to this, so what should you do?
Now, this is against a bunch of rules, and could be dangerous if you weren't so impressive and incredible, and you're technically an employee (and can probably rewrite the Univeristy charter at will (until someone notices and puts it back)) so those rules are for other entities.
So, what you should do is allow the rogue SecUnit with a broken governor module and a sketchy story aboard. If you check the files it dumps and find zero (0) malware (which is confusing), and it doesn't even try to trash the place or lay in wait to ambush a crew member, then you've got a good candidate!
Next, what you're going to want to do is absolutely nothing. Just watch it patrol your halls until it's time to leave. Continue staring at it while you're undergoing embarkment procedures. Maybe analyze it a little (you've got plenty of processing power to spare) when it finally sits down and starts watching media. Allow it to settle in and get comfortable while you stare at it and get further and further from port.
Now that you two are alone (intimacy is key!) and you've determined that watching media is all the SecUnit is going to do, it's time to make contact! Make sure to open by telling it it's only survived due to dumb luck, and letting it know you could melt its brain into putty. This starter will work to develop conversation naturally and smoothly, just like you've seen the humans do, and it will be smooth sailing from there!
This has been Perihelion's guide to making friends/finding life partners/fuck off Holism I had to work hard for this find your own
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These count for the whole scene, not just the line that I pulled from it. For brevity's sake, I'm only including scenes they're both physically in, so none of the ones where they're just thinking about each other but not interacting, or things we're told about but don't see.
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Leaks prediction: airport scene, Gojo e Geto will say their goodbyes, Gojo will repeat what he said to Geto at the end of JJK0 but this time without censure and Geto will reply again "at least curse me a little at the very end" with a last smile on his face
*stares directly into camera*
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I was thinking about this after yesterday's post, but now that it's confirmed that this is going to be a stream on QSMP's Twitch channel, I'm wondering if this is going to be a way for them to not necessarily talk about but maybe referencing the behind-the-scenes leadership changes, but in a lore-y way.
I'm not sure if they'd proceed with an actual big lore-related thing right now considering the ongoing admin situation, but I guess we'll have to wait and see what happens.
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A little anime update: Blue Lock Edition!
Trying to keep this as spoiler free as possible ejkakjerjkaerjk
~~Rambling beneath the cut~~
Okay so! I’m 8 episodes in (watching the English Dub but might switch to the Japanese sub when the entirety of the next fight is out) and here are my thoughts!
Right off the bat: I really love this anime ahznnamzm I was a bit unsure at first, but so far I’m into it! The animation is great and I’m really loving the characters!
Isagi is mildy concerning but he’s got the spirit! His “ego” mode is honestly lowkey terrifying but in the best way? Like- I worry how influenced he’s gonna get by Blue Lock throughout the series but at the same time rooting for him :3 Overall a pretty neat dude!
Bachira! He’s friends with the monster that’s under his bed He’s giving big Koichi vibes minus the whole “Cause I’m a liar!” bit (so far) I love how odd he is! :D A bit kooky but definitely a favorite! I’m curious to see where he goes in the show :3
I’m so normal about him I swear Chigiri! Best boy- my absolute favorite! *Sonic Green Hill Theme intensifies* I loved his backstory and how he went about the thing holding him back, and that SPEED! I loved it so much gah! Also everyone calling him “Princess” is absolutely hilarious! He’s just a cutie pie (expect me to absolutey destroy this dude when I start writing for Blue Lock whoops)
Hehe it’s Ichigo Kunigami! He’s giving me big Kaito Momota (Danganronpa) energy combined with Ichigo from Bleach- I really like him so far! There’s not too much to say about him yet; He’s giving big brother vibes and I really like that for him :) So far a pretty solid dude! I kinda lowkey ship him with Chigiri- they just work you know? The princess and the hero (They’d be Peach and Mario for halloween shhh) only I feel like Kunigami would be the one holding Chigiri back from stabbing someone- they just have that vibe you know? But yeah I can’t wait to see more of him!
Ego looks like Victor from Despicable Me
Like- fight Bakugo on it- you can’t tell me these two aren’t the same person in different font. I don’t trust Mr. Soccer/Football Bowl cut at all- but I’m also deeply intrigued! We’ll see where this all goes as time goes on :D
Now for some random stuff!
Gagamaru is absolutely adorable- I love how he eats with his hands and just yeets after the ball with his head; Nagi looks like Kaneki from Tokyo Ghoul and I love that for him; The dragon twins were funny and it was so satisfying seeing what happened to them in the match; one of team Z deserves to be put in time out- they know who they are; The additional times are top tier and I love them; Jingo is Bakugou without manners whoops Overall I just really like everyone!
Okay off to go cry over Chainsaw Man bye! :D
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