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lepurcinus · 2 years
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Today in important facts about bunnies:
Northern Arctic hares have a strange habit of fleeing by hopping on their hind legs instead of running on all fours, and no one knows why the hell this happens
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dykegeeway · 4 months
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magic 8 ball 4 gabilliam!
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louderfade · 3 months
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if you decorated your apartment/house/homespace to be beige/grey/off-white/basically a noncolor i automatically do not trust you. why are you afraid of colors. why do you want to live in a realty photograph or a hampton inn. i asked my sister why people do this (she's my go-to for explanations of normies bc she would've been one except she does drugs and was raised by me so got early immunity from full frontal lobe shut down) and she said "people find it calming" like wow really how strange. expressing zero personality/taste calms them down? that shit makes me feel like there could be a threat lurking near. it puts me on edge. it sets off alarms in my instinct center. i feel like a dog who senses an approaching animal has rabies. warning: some shit is deeply wrong with this organism and they pose a threat to your well being. flee without engaging. my grandparents are 90 and conservative and even they had a house with colors and patterns and art they enjoyed. millennial apartments terrify me. our boomer parents were hit or miss with their ticky-tacky suburban houses. some of those houses had a soul but many didn't. "hanging stuff on the walls decreases the property value" and other such statements that prove you're already dead. millennials seem worse though bc they do it to rentals bc they LIKE it. maybe those old women haircuts all the girls had in hs in the 2000s (this is my fav gen z criticism of us millennials bc so fucking true in hs i was like wtf are these middle aged hairstyles how did this become cool everyone looks 35) are responsible for this particular variety of brain damage. from now on i believe in this link. 32 year olds live in light grey horror boxes bc sporting 40 year old hairstyles at age 16 makes you permanently boring and unable to display any taste or personality. these are people who get uncomfortable looking at art or when a friend cries. these are the people who say "i'm sorry for your loss" to a grieving person instead of "life is cruel af my brother no answers come still we must try to survive do you need a fierce hug at this moment or not also i brought you a xanax" like a real human being would. the craziest thing i ever saw my mom do was pay to paint our foyer "eggshell" when the damn walls were already white. this is actual mental illness. not me screaming in the road about how the modern world makes no sense and all the food is microplastic poison. not a single child on earth says their favorite color is light grey or dark white. your soul is sick if beige calms you down. i diagnose you with a severe deficiency of humanity. you need to be hospitalized and forced to discuss philosophy and engage with music until you remember what is valuable about consciousness, which is beautiful as well as cruel, both a gift and curse but it's worth it. i'd rather be awake and have to go to the hospital sometimes when it becomes too much and i end up sobbing drunk in the yard than lobotomized to the point of trading my precious time on earth for money i then spend on beige curtains and a sign that says "caution: caffeinating" to hang in the kitchen proving i am a corpse whose bland heart forgot to stop beating. i mean they shoot horses don't they.
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Fun Community fact:
There are exactly 3 episodes with a character's name in the title:
- Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas (2x11)
- The First Chang Dynasty (3x21)
- G.I. Jeff (5x11)
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letrickster-art · 1 year
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full refsheet for Valentine, now that he’s escaped he’s a fashion influencer/youtuber/internet personality, albeit one who never shows his face. He’s 6′2″, 27 (technically), and was subject 011
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merrysithmas · 2 years
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I NEED EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT IT IS MY SIBLING @merrysithmas BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!🥳🎂🥰 the bestest in the westest 🌵, the genie of the lamp ✨ , the lover of all things round 🐥, the cpt kirk reincarnate 🛸, half of our dynamic duo ✊, my JESTIE 🤡!!!! I CAN’T WAIT TO DO 9 MILLION FUN THINGS TODAY AND ENJOY THE DAY AND BE INDULGED CATS!!!!! 🤍🤍🤍🤍 BIRDDAY ELEGANZA EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!!! OoOOoooOoOOoOoO !!! *delusional bc we woke up at 7:30AM* tHis Is iT
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LMAOOOO STOP ITTTT THANK UUUU
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mwhwajahat · 2 years
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Interesting history Cleopatra | Important Facts You Didn't Know
Cleopatra wasn't Egyptian. While Cleopatra was born in Egypt, she was trace her family origins to Macedonian Greece and Ptolemy I Soter, one of Alexander the Great’s generals. Ptolemy reigned Egypt after Alexander’s death in 323B.C., and he launched a dynasty of Greek- speaking autocrats that lasted for nearly three centuries. Despite not being ethnically Egyptian, Cleopatra embraced numerous of her country’s ancient customs and was the first member of the Ptolemaic line to learn the Egyptian language Read Full Facts
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trans-axolotl · 8 months
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nothing makes me more insane than the phrase "selling your body" btw. like was i not also selling my body at every other job i've had where i had to be on my feet all day, lifting boxes, working in a warehouse, etc. why is it that sex work is uniquely labeled as "selling your body" while every other job is sorted into another category, no matter how much that job might have a physical impact on your body. lmao.
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inkskinned · 1 year
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility#but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion#that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone#i am an environmental educator#so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering#that people are going through#without doing my research and providing real ways to help#this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning#to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering#unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this#and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this#and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity#(complaining)#and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself#for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion#i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out#rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually.#my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free#is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY.#anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i#which is more than their CEOs can say
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lepurcinus · 1 year
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Today in important facts about bunnies 5:
A rather curious parallel occurs with two species of leporidae and their relationship with their predators.
In the Iberian Peninsula, the main predator of the European rabbit is the Iberian Lynx, which needs at least one rabbit a day to sustain itself. Their relationship is so important that one of the key factors in the disappearance of the lynx was the decline of rabbits due to myxomatosis.
Now, in North America, the snowshoe hare's main predator is the Canada lynx. It also depends on the hare to such an extent that there is a time when the population of these animals decreases along with that of the hare.
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Now, another relevant predator for the European rabbit is the Iberian Imperial Eagle, which also requires rabbits to maintain a stable population. Something it shares with the Great Horned Owl in America, whose boreal forest populations are just as abundant as those of the Snowshoe Hare.
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lilowoof · 2 years
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cuhven · 1 year
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juliette, who is the height of nothing, being the big spoon.
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hanmegumi · 9 months
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LMAO
edit: turning off reblogs because some of the people that are reblogging are extremely fucking moronic. holy shit
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slymanner · 7 months
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hurt my heart why dontcha.
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busycece · 1 year
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I don't know why this isn't something I was taught about at a young age, but if you have a stomach bug/flu, DO NOT EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING for the next 2 HOURS after you threw up or had diarrhea. I learned this the hard way today and then at an urgent care I was told by a nurse that while the BRAT diet is nice and slowly progressing to eat things, you gotta just give your gut even more of a break and not eat or drink 2 hours after vomiting. And then only have liquids super slowly for like 4 hours. I cannot stress how small at first and SLOW you need to increase your liquid intake.
I accept that I may be a bit of an idiot but I wanted to share this to other, so no one else suffers as much as I did.
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hrokkall · 3 months
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Everybody wants your head on a platter
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