#incorrect asks

[owl-house-incorrectly]

Eda: Let’s go kill him-

Raine:

Eda: Get him. Let’s go get him.

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[team-iceflower]

Yang: Rubes I got Weiss' scroll! Let's prank call the head of the sdc

Ruby: you sure that's a good idea?

Yang: of course! it's right here under "daddy"

*Yang dials the number and Ruby's ringtone begins blaring*

Ruby: *blushing and mumbling* must be a coincidence...

Yang: Excuse me while I go drink bleach.

#rwby #ruby rose #whiterose #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #rwby memes #yang xiao long #incorrect asks

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Hi I reblogged this Pokey illustration thing a while ago (on my sk account), and I'm wondering if you have all the Lords in Black? I would love to use them to do a cross stitch of them all if you have them or can tell me where you got it.

hi yes!! sorry if this took me a bit to answer (and with how clumsily they are drawn) but I drew these myself in a shitty little pixel app on my phone. I hope they work for you! I'd love to see the finished project as well!

#not an incorrect quote #incorrect asks #i forgot ehat tag i use for asks #the lords in black #starkid

[team-iceflower]

Ruby to Yang : love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so  bad

Ruby : i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison

Weiss: for the last time , ruby, those are vegetables in your plate not poison

Yang: what about the death traps ?

Weiss: enrichment

Ruby: DEATH TRAPS AND POISON

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[team-iceflower]

Ruby: *cronch cronch cronch*

Weiss: Rosebud what are you eating?

Ruby: *CRONCHES FASTER*

Weiss: RUBY!!!!

Yang: *watching Weiss dig around in Ruby's mouth* Yeah, I uh, I don't miss doing that.

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[owl-house-incorrectly]

Odalia: If I was still married to you, I'd poison your coffee. Alador: If I was still married to you I'd drink it.

#the owl house #toh #incorrect toh quotes #incorrect the owl house #toh incorrect quotes #the owl house incorrect quotes #incorrect asks #odalia blight #alador blight #from Cedar

[team-iceflower]

*yang.exe has stopped working*

Weiss: *takes a deep breath and puts her hand on hangs shoulder* welp...I'm going to go @#$& your sister now

Yang: *screaming*

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[owl-house-incorrectly]

Hunter: If anyone needs me I’ll be drinking chocolate chips out of this mug.

Luz: Are you…okay?

Hunter: I dunno man, ask my chocolate chip mug.

#the owl house #toh #incorrect toh quotes #incorrect the owl house #toh incorrect quotes #the owl house incorrect quotes #incorrect asks #luz noceda #hunter #hunter wittebane

[team-iceflower]

Hey want an angsty thought?

Rusted knight Ruby seeing Weiss again and just telling her "you're as beautiful as the day I lost you"

Weiss: Stop being so... so you! You were lost down here for so long! *tearing up* and it's my fault.

Rusted Knight Ruby: *cupping her cheek* You're as beautiful as the day I lost you.

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #asks #incorrect asks #thank you for this!

[owl-house-incorrectly]

Tibbles: Pick a card, any card! Eda: Ok Tibbles: …That was my credit card. Eda: You said “any card.”

Steal from the bitch, steal from the bitch, steal from the bitch

#the owl house #toh #incorrect toh quotes #incorrect the owl house #toh incorrect quotes #the owl house incorrect quotes #incorrect asks #owl asks #eda clawthorne #from cedar

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: wow this super market has everything! Chips, yogurt, those cookies with the little candied chocolate in the- WAIT M-MOM?!?!?!

*summer rose stands inside a freezer frozen in a block of ice next to the mozzarella sticks and jalapeno poppers*

Weiss: *looks at the invisible camera*

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #incorrect asks

[owl-house-incorrectly]

Eda: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Lilith: Not by the LAW.

#the owl house #toh #incorrect toh quotes #incorrect the owl house #toh incorrect quotes #the owl house incorrect quotes #incorrect asks #eda clawthorne #lilith clawthorne #from Cedar

[team-iceflower]

Qrow: I ever tell you my dad's last words to me?

Taiyang: Mhmm, "careful son I think the safety's off"

Qrow: BEFORE THAT!

The giggle I let out at this, this is perfect.

#rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect asks #tai yang #qrow branwen

[team-iceflower]

Ruby (with tears in her eyes screaming at her laptop): hello kitty doesnt like xanax or knives or blood or any of those awful things u post with her… she likes apple pie, baking cookies and friends n thats that!

Blake: Uh Weiss, is Ruby okay?

Weiss: She saw one post and now her and Yang have been crying ever since. It's oddly sweet how passionate she about it, apparently I remind her of Hello Kitty... for some reason.

Blake: I can see it.

Weiss: Hush.

#rwby #ruby rose #whiterose #weiss schnee #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #blake bellodona #incorrect asks #asks

[team-iceflower]

Ruby, loading slugs into crescent rose: okay the power of friendship isn't working, I need to kill this bitch

Weiss: *loading dust cartridges into Myrt* Okay, who hurt my darling?

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #incorrect asks #rwby asks #whiterose asks #asks

[team-iceflower]

Willow Schnee, to Penny: if it makes you feel any better I see you as more than the winter maiden

Penny: YOUR DAUGHTER IS A LOVE STEALING WHORE!

Willow: My God she *does* take after me...

Ruby and Weiss: *making out and not paying attention*

#rwby #ruby rose #whiterose #weiss schnee #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #rwby memes #incorrect asks