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Nikolai: *cradling Fyodor's arm sadly* I wanted him dead... wait no i didnt
Chuuya: *confused* tf is their relationship. Didn't Fyodor literally just say he wanted this guy dead??
Dazai: Chuuya, love, you tell me you want me dead on the daily.
Chuuya: that is different and you know it!
Dazai: *judging look* is it tho
Chuuya: shut up
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Fyodor: I don't know how to tell you this but you're in love with me.
Nikolai:
Nikolai: What?
Nikolai: OMG, I am.
Sigma: ???
Dazai: What kind of a confession did I witness?
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Fyodor: I donate my blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body, so I can gain another vessel to use at my own will.
Dazai: Is that why you haven't been attending my tea parties?
Fyodor: What?
Dazai: I have to invite Chuuya! And sometimes Atsushi.
Fyodor: Why would I go to one of your 'Tea Parties'. You're seriously just going to poison my drink.
Dazai: I don't poison the drinks. Chuuya does.
Chuuya in the back, pouring poison into a tea cup: It's so much fun!
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Fyodor: Kolya, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times.
Nikolai: Alyoouminnieeum
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Dazai: I have so much tea to spill
Chuuya: I prefer coffee
Dazai: Okay anyways so dostoevsky's alive!
Chuuya:
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Nikolai: "I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on."
Fyodor: "It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Sigma isn't."
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Dazai: What's up, guys? I'm back.
Fyodor: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Dazai: Death is a social construct.
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Dazai: *opening the door for Fyodor* After you-
Fyodor: No thank you I never let anyone walk behind me, 7 out of 10 attacks are from the rear.
Dazai: Okay, but that still leaves a 30% chance I'll attack you from the front.
Fyodor: Ah yeah, but it'll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, or I can counter it with—
Dazai: *slaps Fyodor and walks inside*
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Dunya: Rodya is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day that he’s fun to be around.
Razumikhin: The best part is you never know when they’re coming!
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Mori: So are any of you NOT in love with Dazai?
Kunikida:
Ranpo:
Fyodor:
Sigma:
Odasaku, rising from the dead:
Chuuya: *raises hand*
Mori: PUT YOUR FUCKIN HAND DOWN CHUUYA!
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