#incorrect tgp quotes

[the-supreme-g0ddess]

Janet: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.

Eleanor: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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[moonah-rose]

S2 Michael is something else.

#and i love him for it #the good place #tgp #michael tgp #hellstrop brotp #chidi anagonye #incorrect the good place quotes

[defectivegembrain]

Troy: I don't know what I love more about our morning hardboiled egg routine, the eggs or the routine.

Britta: Um, actually, this morning, there's a little surprise in yours.

Troy, reading note: "I love you." How cute! I love you too, egg!

Britta: Oh, no, no, Troy, that that's me saying that to you. I love you.

Troy: Ohh. Well, that is something.

#incorrect quotes #community #nbc community #the good place #troy barnes #britta perry #chidi anagonye #real eleanor #tgp vicky

[brooklynstar]

Michael: I don’t have a favorite human

Michael: *gives Chidi one cookie*

Michael: *gives Tahani one cookie*

Michael: *gives Jason one cookie*

Michael: *gives Eleanor ten cookies, a shrimp dispenser, a new dress, a tiara, a puppy, and a hug*

#the good place #michael #team cockroach #tgp #incorrect quotes

[clockworkcheetah]

Dirk: I'm going to miss you. You're just gonna think I'm some sexy god like figure who you wanna hump immediately after meeting him. Todd: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Dirk, crying: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack!

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[justanotherconfusedautistic]

Eleanor: Oh my god- Eleanor: Wait no Eleanor: Eleanor: Oh my Michael-

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[peppermintgrishaverse]

Kaz: Jordie, good news, I figured out a way to express my feelings for Inej.

Jordie: *sigh* Is it actually calling her an investment?

Kaz: I don't understand.

Jordie: I want you to express your feelings for Inej. Is that what you are going to do or are you going to call her an investment?

Kaz: I am going to express my feelings.

Jordie: You're sure. You are going to express your feelings and not call her an investment.

Kaz: That is correct. I am going to express my feelings. I am not going to call her an investment.

Jordie: Excellent. Please, express your feelings.

Kaz: Here I go. *calls her an investment*

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[the-real-bad-place]

Eleanor, at Michael's wedding to Mary: Before we go in, I wanna say something.

Eleanor: You're a wonderful human buddy. Your friendship means a lot to me. And you look very handsome.

Michael, choked up: Okay, weirdo.

#incorrect the good place quotes #source: parks and rec #hellstrop brotp #the good place #tgp #michael x guitar teacher

[allisoooon]

#tua #the umbrella academy #stanley something #incorrect quotes #source: tgp

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: We have fun, don’t we, Person B?

Person B: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

#source: the good place #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes ideas #incorrect quotes prompts #source: tgp #classic quotes

[moonah-rose]

Is this not what happened.

#the good place #hellstrop brotp #tgp #michael x eleanor #incorrect the good place quotes

[defectivegembrain]

Troy: Hello, Abed and I are here for the couples package, please

Annie: And also I will be joining them

Receptionist: Great, and who is the other half of your couple?

Annie: Oh, no, no, it's just me

Receptionist: Couples are pairs of people.

Annie: Yup, and, uh, there is a pair of people, Troy and Abed. And then also I am here.

Receptionist: Great, and who will be joining you?

Annie: No one. Um, it's really quite simple. They are a couple, and I am a third part of that couple. Uh, a helper part who is here for fun and excitement. It's a three-person couple.

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[brooklynstar]

Eleanor: I thought I was meowing back at a cat for the past hour. Turns out Michael and I were just meowing at each other from different rooms.

#the good place #eleanor shellstrop #michael #michael and eleanor #tgp #incorrect quotes

[incorrectfandomquotesbyleonard]

*after their first kiss*

Chidi: I can't believe I just did that.

Eleanor: I can't believe I just said that! "Hot diggity dog?" How did I even think that? Come on, Eleanor, be cool next time!

(Source: the Owl House)

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[galvanic-witch]

i have two kinds of meme drawings

an actual drawing featuring an incorrect quote

whatever the fuck this is

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[emiemi345]

Spongebob quotes by The Good Place characters #2

Michael: Janet, will I ever get married?

Janet: Maybe someday.

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Shawn: Why is it whenever I’m having fun, it’s wrong?

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Chidi: So, this is work?

Eleanor: You know, it’s not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move [the TV’s] antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad!

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Pillboi: Jason, the robots are running the navy!

Jason: Not the navy!!

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[#1]

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