#is all i'm saying

[saintchaser]

summer love in france wolfstar au in which remus is a tourist who travelled to france to sit in coffee shops, visit and get inspiration for writing his novel and sirius is his tour guide with a beautiful french accent

#is all i'm saying #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #wolfstar au

[sidprescot]

VILGEFORTZ vs GERALT in The Witcher 3x06

#thewitcheredit #witcheredit #the witcher #twn #geralt of rivia #vilgefortz of roggeveen #the witcher spoilers #witcher spoilers #twn spoilers #rj.gif #he could smash my femur any day #is all i'm saying

[serious-goose]

okay but does stede have a shopping addiction...?

#in the way that elton john has a shopping addiction #ofmd #stede bonnet #you don't just go out and have a boat comissioned on a whim #is all I'm saying

[cementcornfield]

good morning, ok time for me to be a little insane upon first waking up a little hungover on a sunday

we all know joe is in arizona for his friend's bach party/the little autograph signing thing yesterday. (i don't know exactly where that was but i know he was definitely partying in scottsdale because he is a basic bitch <3 <3)

and then last night ja'marr posts the most random blurry picture on his story

the only point of which seems to be establishing that he is now also in arizona. (in phoenix which is like 20 minutes from scottsdale). it's not a picture of ANYTHING!!! like it's just some blurry shot from the back of an uber. truly the only point of this is to say he's there.

and now i woke up and thank god i screenshotted it because HE DELETED IT!!!!!

i invite you all to draw your own (insane) conclusions

#am i saying that ja'marr went to arizona for joe??? #yes. #i am crazy though #but i mean #we get all these miserable shots of joe #he's flipping people off in the club #he's reached his breaking point!!! #does he call ja'marr and beg him to come and make the weekend better?? #does ja'marr see all this and take the initiative on his own?? #and why oh why did he delete the story????? #did he even tell joe he was coming #or was he too shy about it so he just posted a story hoping joe would notice #and either joe did notice and so he could get rid of the story #or joe didn't and he was embarrassed and removed it #MANY THOUGHTS #👀👀👀👀👀👀 #is all i'm saying #hi hello if you've made it this far i love you #you're following a crazy person

[alexas-fandom-and-random-blog]

Striker: I learned one of those dumbass fancy psychological conditions today.

Moxxie: Why would you look that stuff up?

Striker: It can make killing people easier.

Moxxie: ...okay? What did you learn?

Striker: That it's your fault I want to strangle you. It's cause of your goddamn appearance. It's too much! That shit triggers a response to want to squeeze things.

Moxxie: ... you mean cuteness aggression?

Striker: ...

Moxxie: ...

Moxxie: Sh-should I leave the room?

Striker: Yes.

#Strixxie #Striker volunteerly calling Moxxie cute out loud is not physically possible without some other bullshit in the way to save his pride #is all i'm saying #😆😆😆 #kidding mostly lmao #or am I?😏 #(I am) #alexia posts #helluva boss

[altschmerzes]

like i should not have to say in the notes of my fics on ao3 'this is a gen fic, it is clearly marked as a gen fic, it is not meant to be shippy, please respect that' when the fic is already clearly marked as gen and with tags indicating the dynamics are not romantic/sexual.

and then it still doesn't work. people still do this shit, no matter how loudly or clearly people say that on their fics. nobody can make you read and interpret a fic a certain way but what is it gonna take for you to understand other people's gen fics are not about your ship and you absolutely should not be saying things about your ship to the author based on their gen fic. most of fandom is already about you and what you're interested in can you not be happy with that and leave me and my fics and every other gen fic out there the hell alone.

#gav gab #is it not enough that most of this is already for you? does it need to be ALL OF IT? #the entitlement of people who think the point of fandom on the whole is shipping is off the charts #and it often speaks to how they view real people and relationships too tbh #look at any anecdote on this website involving affection or acts of care or going to extraordinary measures for someone #and the tags and comments are full of people being fucking weird about it #if the nature of the relationship between the people spoken about is explicitly nonromantic #which as an aromantic. lmfao. #if people cannot be normal about my gen fic #i definitely cannot trust them to be normal about my marriage #is all i'm saying

[wickerfemme]

I’m just really in the mood to be fed until I have trouble moving, you know?

#i deserve to be gently and persistently fed and edged until i can't stand either any longer #is all i'm saying

[radiosummons]

Actually, I think Jason's eyes should glow in the dark.

Yeah, the Lazarus Pit restored him (arguably). And while the side effects of nigh uncontrollable blood lust/rage, green eyes and bouts of extreme depression are pretty neat for angst reasons/the "came back wrong" trope, I'd just think it'd be funny if another side effect was glowing green eyes.

Just picture with me, if you will, a member of the Batfam walking exhaustedly into a pitch black room and then immediately shitting themselves when a pair of cursed eldritch green orbs stare straight into their soul.

And when someone finally turns on the light, they realize it's just Jason raiding the fridge for a post patrol snack.

This is the twelfth time Jason has purposely exploited his fucked up eyes for the sole purpose of terrorizing his family and he refuses to stop no matter how many times they desperately beg him to.

#batman comics #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #the red hood #batfam #batfamily #i just think it'd be funny #let jason be a little more cursed #is all i'm saying

[curry-and-gunpowder]

To continue my Odasaku flavored thoughts from this morning, I think one huge disservice the fandom in general tends to do to him is that he gets reduced down to this morally upstanding beacon of goodness, selfless and loving father of five, when that's not even slightly close to reality? His moral code was basically incomprehensible to anyone but himself, he was a weird freak by all accounts. Wish more people would acknowledge that.

#good moral people don't stay working for the mafia #is all i'm saying #Also his quote unquote parental qualities are hugely overestimated #Like does he love those kids? absolutely #Is he their dad? I'm gonna have to go with no #He's their weird but cool uncle who visits them every now and then and brings them candy and toys #he's their odasaku #plus #He takes 16 year old Dazai drinking #not exactly model behavior lol #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd odasaku #bsd oda sakunosuke

[sunflowerdigs]

Since we see Cressida smile after Eloise imitates her in the short clip Netflix released, I wonder whether their friendship starts as an arrangement and grows from there. Eloise decides that she's going to actually give the marriage mart a shot, and so she enlists Cressida to kind of...take her under her wing (note Cressida's much larger fan, representing, perhaps, the wing of a mother bird? Idk - if they're doing literal ice and butterfly dresses, it's possible 🤷🏽‍♀️) and teach her how it's done. And she hates it (of course she does, Eloise will always hate being told to act like a doll on a shelf). And Eloise hating it gives Cressida, the girl we've always assumed enjoyed it the most, the freedom to admit to herself that she hates it, too.

(Fellow sapphics, imagine Cressida giving Eloise dancing lessons when they're alone. Think what that could lead to....?)

It's the season of the wallflower, but, often, even the most beautiful and seemingly outgoing girls have their issues with the spotlight. Cressida has never been the diamond because she puts up such a mean, haughty front. But is that all that she is? A mean girl? They're clearly paralleling her with Penelope. Is Penelope only a nosey, backstabbing gossip, too cowardly to say the things out loud that she prints in secret in her borderline-libelous rag? I don't think the show believes so. She's been characterized as an observant young girl with a clever mind who gets overlooked because of her parentage and her figure. She's grasping for some power in a world where women were powerless. Cressida is likely the same.

Even if neither Eloise nor Cressida is one of the gay characters, I'm still really excited to see this play out. Eloise learning to have empathy for her enemies could certainly help her grow as a character.

#cressida cowper #eloise bridgerton #bridgerton #if scissoring was involved it could only make the story better #is all i'm saying

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Had a Glass Onion dream last night that Peg figures out that domming the hell out of Birdie actually keeps her from being entirely ridiculous AND brings down Peg's stress level immensely.

Woke up to discover this does not exist on AO3, so I'm gonna need someone to get that handled.

#glass onion #peg daniel #birdie jay #no idea how it starts #but it ends with lots of very good orgasms #is all i'm saying

[bitacrytic]

So, while older women are being cast against younger men for romance roles in kdramas, older men are being cast against younger men for bromance roles in kdramas. Because this what I'm seeing more of now.

They're either a noona drama or a bl-adjacent.

Honestly, I'm not even mad. give me all the noonas-are-sexual-beings dramas and give me all the gay-hyung dramas. It's like Kdramas are evolving with my tastes.

#an exaggeration but still... #waiting for kdramas to discover the power of lesbo-subtext #is all I'm saying

[katboykirby]

So obviously I'm getting Satan's but unfortunately I won't be surprised at all if these will be for the brothers and the brothers only

#I really want to hope that all the other characters get new outfits for WW as well #but Solmare's history with these things is shit #and the fact that it's obviously just the brothers in the screenshots doesn't bode well for any other characters #is all I'm saying #anyway #obey me #obey me nightbringer #omswd

[st-just]

It's probably a sign of arguing with too many evopsych assholes in my brief time on earth but I'm truly incapable of taking any of those 'humanity's wasn't meant to [x]! We were made to [tell stories, relax, be friends, w/e]' at all seriously/avoid rolling my eyes at them.

#evolution isn't a benevolent designer and really not a source of moral authority we should ever be referring to #is all I'm saying #vagueposting #nature is awful

[monstrosity-positive]

You know what. I'll say it. The angels falling in love with humans/demons tropes are getting tired. It's fun, yeah, but why can't angels have wider scopes?? more refined tastes??? Consider this for a moment....

Now, today, I am proposing to you that more angels should be falling for cryptids. Creatures. Earthen abominations. I've provided a visual below.

are we seeing my vision or do I need to elaborate?

#idk why i phrased this like a sales pitch #its 5am and im full of good ideas #cryptidcore #angels #mothman deserves a boyfriend with an opposite color pallette and equally big wings #is all I'm saying

[chibitantei]

I think... we should let Naoto have sharp canines when she's in the TV World/Metaverse...

Imagine... if she had them here.... wrow......

#ooc: outta coffee #she should be a little feral as a treat #is all I'm saying