#is such a sentence

[shouldprobablybereading]

So about that harmony’s sword thing….

#wax must set aside his rocky relationship with god #is such a sentence #cosmere #mistborn #brandon sanderson #mistborn era 2 #cfsbf #wax and wayne 4 #mistborn spoilers #? #not really but better safe than sorry #waxillium ladrian #wayne #the lost metal

[pjharvey]

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

#or like that japanese guy on a group chat pretending to be an american and ending every sentence with ‘am i right fellas’

[creepymutelilbugger]

i honestly don't even care if ive already posted this. look at it again

#196 #rule #shitpost #two sentence horror #reddit #reddit screenshot #skinamarink #muted

[beaft]

google help me

#be shh now #i'm reading needful things and sometimes i come to a sentence that's just like. indescribable. mr king why have you done this.

[andyoullhearitagain]

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

#sherlock holmes #acd holmes #acd canon #john watson #holy run-on sentence batman

[vivi266]

#love how this is actually about something but it's so broadly applicable i dont want to actually make that specificity clearer #original text: oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences #anyways the sticker is also extremely relevant and i'm tired of this post being popular

[isawken]

it’s that time of year again

#kenposting #one of my favorite sentences of all time #1k #5k #10k

[spiribia]

once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

#talks #its not about previously disliking vegetables. #I specified adult just because of the way my body started decomposing and rotting once i went meals without. #also i was just making a joke abt myself getting randomly more into vegetables one day. its really not the kind of one sentence post #that should justify weirdly accusatory assumptions

[faery-wizard]

holy hell

#thank you two sentences horror stories #not wizardposting

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

[throathole]

why do you hate children

I want everyone to understand that someone is asking me this because I said "not all media needs to be focused on the lives of high schoolers"

#girl that's a brand new sentence I never said that

[mmm-monke-2022]

small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts

i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now

#reddit #r/196 #two sentence horror #funny #2sentence2horror #meme #why are you reading the tags #stop reading the tags

[creepymutelilbugger]

a few of these i had lying around. idk

#196 #rule #shitpost #reddit #two sentence horror #reddit post #r/196 #/r/196 #r196

[hallwriteblr]

to you, it's a shitty sentence. to some random bitch 500 miles away, it's a fire line that'll haunt them for the next 17 years.

you don't know how impactful your writing is because it's been in your brain for far too long now. you've stared at it for hours and repeated "this sucks" over and over again to the point that you killed your capacity to feel anything about your work.

but trust me, once you get your shit out there, someone's gonna go over that paragraph you hate and go "jesus fucking christ" and put the book down to have an existential crisis.

#writeblr #motivation #encouragement #writer #writers #writing community #writers of tumblr #writerscommunity #it's also a matter of different life experiences yknow yknow #someone couldve gone through something that leads to that shitty sentence hitting them harder than it hit you #so write shitty sentences #scheduled #my posts

[storm-of-feathers]

#ill post the full thing if u guys want when im up im ab to sleep #but the FIRST FUCKING SENTENCE

[teathattast]

#reddit #reddit memes #two sentence horror #two sentence stories