Hey Frank! What is the identity of the last person you murdered, and where did you bury the body?
The last person I murdered was my mother. She and the rest of her family live in a big house on top of a mountain that looks like a giant face, so it's hard to bury bodies there without people noticing what you're doing, but they all get taken care of eventually
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