#it's always gonna make me laugh

[aquared]

my bad

#itchy always rummages through my cupboards ……… but he’s always rummaged through my cupboards for the last time … #/q #i think of things that make me laugh a ton #i hope you guys get the reference #homestuck #the felt #die 06 #crowbar 07 #itchy 01 #sorry for that absolutely abysmal crowbar side profile btw /hj #the more i look at it the more it looks better but i’m gonna apologize just in case

[princessaurayt]

Anon requested reference comp! Surprisingly not as much different types of buttons and brooches as I thought there would be on this one

Blue Blood’s Tailcoat | Someone's Memory | Puppet Prince’s Formal Dress | Workshop Master’s Workwear | Monster Sweeper’s Hunting Apparel | Alchemist's Cape | Mad Donkey's Hunting Apparel

upper torso and upper arms

Middle ish + belt area

Legs + Shoes

Full roundabout shot

Misc. Details + other shots

#lies of p #art ref #Lies of P Carlo #lies of p pinocchio #also good time to say if/when i do more references its always gonna be with the short hair #also his silly jester shoes make me laugh so much

[formulaonedirection]

today on stream, max implied lando does not look out for him [on tarkov] and lando was deeply and personally offended insisting that he looks out for max in all aspects of life. thoughts?

Pleaseeeee the way they were just doing stupid jokey jokes and then he raised his voice so AFFRONTED by the suggestion that he doesn't look out for Max in EVERYTHING. And "I try to get you to come out" is so funny because a) max has said the exact same thing on stream about getting Lando to go out and b) he really did put himself in charge of Dragging Max Out Of The No-More-Racing-Depression-Hole for a while there right after Max quit F3. This would literally just be a silly bit if we didn't have so much evidence of how much Lando like actually takes care of Max 🤢

Also I love how much Max loves to play the Most Aggrieved Partner role like their silly routine is sooooo familiar they've done it so many times it's just so nice and comforting to listen to. Silly best friends.

#also I made the clip slightly longer because I just enjoy Lando's Bankai voice it makes me laugh every single time #luisa was so right. kermit ass #i'm gonna rb my most favouritest mando stream clip now. you know the one #also guyssss thank you for always letting me know about mando clips you guys are THE BEST MWAH <333333 #mando chats #*mandovid #lando norris #max f

[donnatroyyyy]

Dick and Jason fighting:

Dick: you’re nothing but a scummy, worthless piece of shit! I hope you die again! You should’ve never come back in the first place!

Jason: oh yeah?! Well you’re nothing than a big fake who doesn’t deserve to be here with the family or with superheroes in general! There’s a reason why you’re the one Bruce took the longest to adopt! It’s because you’re not worth it! You’re worthless and nobody loves you!

Dick: well at least I can get my own juice box from the grocery shop! But oh no I’m Jason Todd, the favorite child because I fucking died and I need to do everything criminally because I’m rebelling! Get over yourself you ass no one thinks you’re cool!

Jason: and people think you’re cool?! With your fucking mullet phase and need to over sexualize yourself?! Yeah fucking sure, stop blowing this out of proportion it’s a fucking juicebox!

Dick: and you’re just a fucking failure but oh look at that— Bruce still loves you for some reason!

Jason: what you’re sad cuz he doesn’t love you?!

Dick: and you’re sad because you never had a real mother?

*five minutes later*

Dick, in Jason’s doorway, has done this a million times before with all his siblings: I’m going to bat burger

Jason, was contemplating burning down Dick’s apartment, and also wanted to go ask Dick his opinion on some cargos but didn’t want to be the first to cave: I’m coming with

#they both canonically can and will rip someone to shreds for whatever reason they want #verbal abuse is their weapon 😍🥰 #but anyway this is more actually to do with the kinds of things that happen when me and my siblings fight than it is anything else #like we’ll be fighting like crazy. about to kill each other. punching and kicking and pulling hair. then we’re laughing cuz we can’t take #each other’s side eye srsly or something. or we’ll make up two minutes later when we want to order food or some shit. #dc comics #comics #batfam #robin #Jason Todd #dick Grayson #nightwing #Redhood #them after verbally destroying each other: do you want your fries jokerized?? #the answer’s always yes btw. ain’t none of the bat kids gonna eat fries without extra seasoning. more seasoning=more happiness. #except for Bruce and Tim those white “salt is spicy’’ ass fuckers.

[rabbit-rays]

id in alt.

i think that because terra gets baby eraqus' outfit aqua should get xehanorts. jeans and boots 👢

#kingdom hearts #kh #aqua #kingdom hearts aqua #i really like how in her 3 model it looks like her hair is ombre it rocks im gonna do that always #and i looooove her weird wings on her boot armor..i like her design a lot more than youd think #like i think her little bike shorts + compression leggings are fun!! just whats with the CORSET #but i think she and her weird stepdad should match #also i saw someone else call xehanorts pants jeans idk if they actually are but it makes me laugh so

[zorawitch]

ive said it before and ill say it again if i don't get to see deaths lil goth girl dress and desire's "gladiator at an orgy" outfit and dreams STUPID FUCKING HAT in season 2 im gonna riot

#family dinner is gonna make me lose my shit period but i want to see tom sturridge deliver all of that dialogue in his serious morpheus #voice wearing that stupid hat #like the desire outfit meshes with the way mason plays them and kirby can handle whatever tradgoth shit the comics dictate with grace #but morpheus's choices have always been so unserious and they need to keep that for the show because i want to laugh #the sandman #the sandman tv #the sandman comics #seasons of mist #desire of the endless #dream of the endless #death of the endless #a.t. shrieking

[malikselfindulgence]

Sorry for the uptick in system stuff Im lowkey struggling and need to see system positivity posts or I'll explode

#malik's rambles #okay i know my ass is gonna vent in tags rn so . tw for that !! #iwill never shut up i missed tumblr tags so much wow #itsnot their fault and like . like i dont want to blame them . but its so isolating being and living this way #ill always be grateful for them and I know its just my brain trying to cope and like !! its not their fault but this sucks so bad like wow #also doesnt help that besides how scared I am and how I just . wanna be normal . I feel like I sound insane to other people #it constantly feels like everyone is laughing at us and is just playing along with our “roleplay thing” because they dont wanna bother #and like !! im trying really really hard to be positive about it and just live as well as I can . all of us are !! but it makes me feel like #ridiculous . it feels like everyone'll laugh and think we're playing pretend. which shouldnt matter people will always be assholes !! #I dunno aough im rantingso hard rn . and masa2 wont share which is fine but imscared and worried and scared and aauahhggggggggg #ik the point of the disorder is to hide memories from me so i can function but like . man this suckss9 bad #okay enough of this . Imgonna watch monsters inc i love monsters inc

[deityofhearts]

I think after having almost drowned at least 3 times that I can remember that I am allowed to say “I refuse to learn to swim or go in deep water at this point.” ya know?

#deity dialogue #no you cannot teach me how to swim no I don’t want you to teach me how to swim no I don’t care about ‘what if there’s an emergency’ I have #decided that if there is an emergency where I have to swim I’m just gonna die #bye bye the water is taking me #every time I say this people laugh but I’m dead serious #I don’t like large bodies of water I don’t wanna swim you cannot make you you won’t I’ll bite you then what? #and people ALWAYS offer to teach me like no #I refuse #you cannot you will not I shan’t

[arty-cakes]

Mad and angry at how these two joke side characters try so hard to be heteronormative but they really aren't and that's where most of their misery comes from. not all of it but most of it, like it very much keeps them in the cycle, because they seem desperate to find a happy storybook ending and this is how they think they'll find it, by trying to be like the same characters that found that happiness. its never addressed but also painfully obvious with how much they don't fit in with the other npcs dear god these characters are queer coded to hell i could write an essay (i accidentally did)

its not even like bretta and zote are straight cis characters these two are bi and aro canonically but its more to do with the gender roles they're trying to replicate, and failing. they suck at it. he is not this emotionally stoic resilient lone knight he is in fact continuously fighting his emotional pain and if you give him the right attention he will stay forever. he'll get angry that you saved him or that he needed your help because YOU dont fit in his story. she's not a forgiving accepting loving damsel in distress she can take care of herself great and will also drop you like a hat if she sees even one flaw in you. because then YOU dont fit her story either. they care so much about their stories because they reinforce the identity they think they're supposed to have but they're also so disconnected with themselves BECAUSE of these gender roles that they dont realize it makes them miserable

the biggest cause for this is that they are lonely isolated individuals and dont understand or know enough about real people so they have to go off their storybooks and it only keeps them alone. its like you have to be stubborn about saving them and staying by their side so they can get that chance to change and thats exactly what the knight does. its stubborn as hell it will save them again and again and it will fight their dumbass crushes as many times as it takes to make them realize what they're doing is painful. and bretta gets that chance, she leaves the town that isolated her and goes to find something better, most importantly she gets experience. zote gets to stay alive, which is the best thing you can do for him. because now he might get to face his pain, whereas in death he never gets to overcome it, just escape it

its also very funny that when the game pushes them together in this fake relationship its purposely depicted as completely ridiculous and an obvious parody and you also have the chance to beat it to the ground multiple times. whereas the two more meaningful love stories that you get to help happen are mlm and wlw and completely unapologetic about it this game is GAY

#long post #not normal about them sry sry. they're just your typical everyday knights and maidens lalala #like its been a while since i played hk so i could be off but this is the impression i get from both of them everytime #they're a criticism of traditional fairytale love stories and tbh #im not the best when it comes to gender analysis im like clueless about my own. but i am at least 100% about the fact that #brettas ver of their relationship is a parody. it only exists to make fun of inane fairytale romances #so bretta's character says a lot about gender and zote's says a lot about trauma #both things that exist because they were isolated. love loses #idk but they dont seem like surface level characters to me at all. there's always something to say #on top of them being there to have something to laugh at which i do girl.. i do. they're so silly #but i always felt like there was something that tied bretta and zote together aside from their delusions and i guess its this #btw im tired im gonna rewatch tlou s1 its been a few months also its really good.. apocalyptic media my weakness

[bunnyinatree]

“Ashfur could only be a math teacher, a geography teacher, or a horse teacher.”

— Brenna, “Warrior Cats: What Is That?” Episode 251

#gonna repost this because i couldn't format the quote properly on my phone #anyway i love this podcast it's hilarious #warrior cats what is that? #wcwit #ashfur #warriors #warrior cats #quotes #i should post more of the quotes i have saved from this show #they always make me laugh C:

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

I know this is random but reading your blog and seeing your art made me so motivated I made my 1st animation ever (not counting pixel art ones), after not drawing digitally in months and it looks kinda basic and it isn't colored but I made it and I'm really happy with it so I guess what I'm trying to say is thank you for motivating me to make digital art again! I hope you have a wonderful day/night :)

MKJSJWJW HI!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TELLING ME THATS GREAT!!! Animatics need time and patience so the fact you went straight for it is so cool!!!! I bet it looks lovely!

Hope you have the greatest day/night too!

#I'm gonna go in a bit of a ramble in the tags because this got to me #but this legit means the entire world to me #i had ups and downs and good and bad times so its something i even forgot about for a while #but all i ever wanted was to make silly things and have those silly things be of help to someone #that has always been like. my main objective and reason as an artist other than liking to draw #i always hear about the potential i got to helping out in the world and yada yada and i decided i wanted to make it in the unconventional- #and small ways. i wanted to make people happy. entertain them when they are going through something. inspire to see things in a better light #its stupid and simple and something anyone can do but it was a wish of mine #hearing i actually got to do that gives me hope this can actually work out so thank you so much for bothering on telling me this #for a while i forgot the little things mattered too. but you helped me remember it #I've had people do art about ideas i had. i had people laughing with an art i did. i forgot those things meant the world all the same #and i forgot those little things are what had gotten me out of depression in the first place lmao #it helped once so i guess it can help out twice #thank you for telling me and im happy i helped somehow!! i'd love to see it! but either way wooooo!!! you make that art #well this was a cringe ramble lmao #might delete later #(the ramble. the ask im putting in my wall) #but yeah this is nice :] #ask #anon

[shikai-the-storyteller]

“Who would Satan’s favorite DSMP character be?”

The Great Chat Debate of August 8th, 2022: Part 2

(For context, please see Part 1)

#DSMP #Philza #Philza Minecraft #DSMP Video #Dream #Based. Both for his response and also his commentary on the whole ''people are allowed to have different opinions about things'' comment #shut down the drama starters REAL fast LMAO #can you believe I nearly uploaded this thing to youtube because I was annoyed that tumblr wouldn't let me upload the full 6 minutes? #ridiculous. Youtube is a hot mess and I refuse to touch it #But posting these edits is (relatively) quick and pretty fun so I’ll probably keep doing it #Phil’s streams are nice to work with because his are always such HD quality #I love Eret’s streams but the download quality isn’t as crisp as I’d like it to be #that ain’t gonna stop me though #I wanna put together some of my favorite Eret clips because they make me laugh

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

This is a genuine innocent ask

Since ofmd is officially over, where does all the money donated go? This is not just a question for the fandom bit in general when ur raising money for a renewal but it fails.

so i mean, in general when a renewal campaign "fails" we dont usually get the showrunner saying outright "yeah the show isnt getting picked up, im sorry guys." like im pretty sure that most of the time, money that's raised for a campaign like this just gets collected and spent without there ever being an official announcement from the showrunners that fans should stop campaigning.

as far as the money that was raised for the first billboard back in january, all the money that was collected is long gone now bc it was spent on the billboard, the truck, the plane flyover, and the charity donations. and like, everyone who donated to that campaign knew that's where the money was going, and they knew there was a chance that the renewal campaign wouldn't work. so even tho the money they raised is gone, the ppl who donated technically got what they paid for.

when it comes to the second billboard, i have no idea what the plan is there. as far as im aware that fundraising effort is (was??) still ongoing, so djenks saying it's over kinda throws a wrench in that process. im not actually associated w the ppl collecting money for the second billboard, nor have i personally contributed to that campaign (or to the first campaign either, ftr), so i have no input or insight as to what's gonna happen w that money going forward. if u want more concrete info abt what's going on with that money you'd wanna ask @saveofmdcrewmates

from what i can tell tho, there are a few options as to what they could do with the money: they could ignore david's message and run the billboard as planned, they could forget the billboard and donate the money to charity, or they could run the billboard but change the messaging to something else. they might even be able to give some of the money back to the people who contributed?? that might be hard tho, idk what platform they were using to collect the money and i have no idea if they're even able to like, refund people. idk if the people who donated would even want their money back, or if they would rather the money still be used for the billboard, or be repurposed for something else. like i said, i didnt donate and i have nothing to do with the ppl raising the money so it rlly doesn't matter to me at all what happens.

#ofmd #our flag means death #save ofmd #ask #anon #mine #txt #og #s3 renewal hell #for the record also. when it comes to ppl criticizing the fans who DID choose to donate their money to the renewal efforts... #i think if u want to laugh abt how it's a waste of money that's fair. god knows i do the same thing #like im always gonna roll my eyes over ppl spending hundreds to thousands of dollars on like. funko pops. or sports betting. #or gambling in general. or tickets to see an artist that i think sucks. or expensive and ugly sports cars. or golf equipment. #or high-end fashion that's incredibly boring. or home decor that's as bland and impersonal as possible. #but that's bc these things do not appeal to me and seem like a waste of money bc i dont care abt them #im not gonna sit here and get mad abt how these ppl are spending money on shit i think is stupid so that makes them Bad People #like frankly it's fucking stupid to try and take the moral high ground over ppl having interests that they spend money on #laugh abt how u think ppl's taste sucks but if u try and make it some sort of moral issue then you're getting in too deep #i know it probably makes u feel superior to act like ppl spending their money on stupid shit are Bad People #but from the bottom of my heart: grow up #stop being so catholic abt everything jfc

[jamiesfootball]

chomp chomp mother fucker (please)

This is a slightly longer version of a thing I'm pretty sure I posted before but whatever chomp chomp chomp chomp-

"O'Brien's butt!" Beard called through the door. "Finally happened. His ass exploded."

"Fuuuuck," Roy buried his face in his hand.

It wasn't that they all hadn't expected the day was coming--O'Brien and his hair-triggered arse had been a stop-and-go problem for the past two years. A pinched nerve in the wrong place. One day their goalie was a beast, and the next they were tending to him like an elderly couple gone soft over their aging poodle.

With how much Zoreaux -- Zorro? Fuck, he'd meant to check the group chat -- had stepped up since his first untimely injury, it hadn't been a problem. But now--

"We're out a reserve goalie," Roy said, spelling it out.

Higgins popped up on his toes. "Ah-hah! We were out a reserve goalie. But since our win on Saturday--let's just say we have some exciting new options.

"You'll recognize most of these from the scouting reports," Higgins said as he passed around the files like they were candy. He even had a copy for Trent.

Flipping through the pages, Beard asked, "What's our largest wingspan?"

Nate, magically off his fake phone call, shuffled back into the office. "Oh, I heard a rumor that Ramirez was looking to transfer away from Crystal Palace. Did we get him?"

Roy reluctantly grabbed the offered file the third time Higgins offered it to him.

"Er, no. He was quite a bit expensive I'm afraid. Looking for a bigger pay raise than we're offering. We do have two candidates though who look quite promising--"

"Henry Rimmer," Roy read out from the top of the stack.

Nate winced.

Beard threw the report to the side. "Pass."

"Oh," Higgins said, a dismayed little utterance. "Are we sure?"

Roy looked him dead in the eye. "Didn't he get benched during penalties for throwing a ball at the ref?"

Higgins bobbed his head from side to side. "Kind of thought that would appeal, if I'm being honest." He wrung his hands together, asking "Are we sure? There's only so many goalies in our price range, and with his skill level-"

"His price is low--," Beard enunciated with a stern look from under his hat, "--because no one wants him."

#football? in the football show? it's more likely than you think! #also O'Brien has the teensiest bit of a running storyline and it makes me laugh #(oh god what have I done) #diamond dogs #fic: oh god you're gonna get it (you have not been given love) #i also made up a new guy for narrative/thematic reasons #i'm quite excited about it #ask box is always open #rose for a snippet #wippets

[boxwinebaddie]

NINNAAAA WHATS SPCD STAND FOR??

oh, it's not that exciting, it's actualy awful. i mentioned it towards the tail end of chapter five of rm. it's basically what cartman used to call kyle when they were growing up. a really cruel fucked up nickname.

the s.p.c.d,

or rather,

the south park city dump. :(

the sp boys used to be fucking horrible to kyle because cartman ruled their elementary/middle school. and when cartman and the boys saw kyle in the hallway they were like "what are you doing here, broflovski? trash day's tomorrow" or omg whenever he walked ANYWHERE they made the "Beep! Beep! Beep!" trash truck noises, but worst of all was that they used to dump out...Full Trashcans On Him. like spoiled milk, rotted food stuffs, glass bottles that werent put in recycling, crushed aluminum cans that cut his cheeks, all kinds of awful, foul smelling sludge...sigh. :/ ily so much baby jersey.

also, if you want to cry extra hard, i think that being covered in all that disgusting lunchroom trash, feeling it soak thru his shirt, stink down to the skin, pool around his shoes, get buried in his hair -- just feeling that dirty and disgusting and Unclean was one of the factors that made his ocd so severe and it's a large part as to why he takes scorching showers and rubs his skin raw bc especially if he smells something weird or its trash day, he gets triggered & has to SCRUB.

but anygays! you bet your ass that tiny lil stan was giving them ALL the business rippin around on his bike brandishing his hockey stick like a big sword, running them out of town and back to their mommas crying and screaming bloody murder all in that giant wayne gretsky *ravenstan vc* yersey...they were SCARED, lolllll!!!

which is a very interesting juxtaposition to sweet, gentle stan very lovingly picking all the food debris out of his kyles beautiful curly whirly hair before marching him over to the bathroom where while kyle showers, stan always sits on the toliet bc their running joke is that kyle might drown ( yes yersey also can't swim ) while stan listens to rock n colors his nails in w/ sharpie or stolen nail polish from shell.

and he's just like "dude, Fuck them, kyle! those fkn gilipollas are just mad because theyre all total perros and you're the most handsome guy in school, hands down." wHICH? AAA??? tbf stan does say shit like that all the time & Means It bc ravenstan has loved jers from the moment he Heard him but kyle thinks he's fuckin w/ him

bc haha!

very fun joke, stan! hit on the weird, overweight, clunky, awkward, nerdy loser boy to make him feel better about himself! great joke, bro!

bUT ITS NOT A JOKE, BESTIE!!!!

HE WANTS TO KISS YOU SO BAD!!!!!!!!

not them both bein secretly and painfully in love with each other but convinced that acting on their feelings would ruin their friendship/be unrequited and both of them being like "he is perfect, what would he want with a fuckin Loser like me?" :/ </3 WERE IN HELL!!!

regardless of thinking it was a joke, it totally made kyle blush, my rosecea king and stan was sooo nervous like oh my god, you are SO stupid, stanley marsh!!!!! guapo??? gUAPO BITCH??!!!! ARE U ACTUALLY INSANE!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!!

i love nervous ass tiny stan with his massive universe sized crush on kyle broflovski that he carries around in his black jansport backpack at all times...along with the weight of the world, ofc. we know this.

but anyways..off topic.

closing thoughts?

fuck you fartman.

-uncle nina, tiny but big baby jersey kyle defense club

( don't touch my sweet son!!! MY BABY!!!!! )

p.s. i'm sorry i just started making new sections without warning. i wanted a way to post about what the boys looked or acted like during different periods of their lives -- so like, satana ( which is what stans mom called him ) refers to the period of time before the fire and kyle's 'the s.p.c.d.' section also refers to that period of time.

it's cool you guys are so perceptive tho! i hope you like them <333 you're always welcome to ask me questions about them xx

#the spcd nickname always makes me want to cry #i love you baby jersey kyle he is my angel #the world was so cruel to him #just for being fat too like #everyone who has ever hurt jersey can go hell right after they meet with me and i beat the living shit out of them...til they Die #stan was mad over protective too and stan was weird but he had Clout from being pretty so he was like IF I SEE THAT SHIT AGAIN ITS OVER #and then goes to lovingly tend to kyle like dude im so sorry you dont deserve this shit look im gonna tell their moms #and theyre gonna get so busted and have to pay you back for al your clothes...then we pretend to hit the gap and go to good will instead #and use the rest to buy tokens at the arcade or buy the new mario game and see who can finish a pizza faster its me btw #theyre in love ur honor like why didnt i give them a chance like they were...so married #ALSO AN ANON ASKED ME ABOUT BALLET KY #YES JERSEY TOOK BALLET it wasn't his idea it was an accident bc they were marking electives #and ballet was RIGHT next to basketball and then basketbal got full and sheila was like I ALREADY BOUGHT YOU SHOES UR GOING #and like at first it was really awkward but i think kyle actually really liked the structure of ballet and when u dance beautifully #what he found is that no one had anything to say about his weight just that his pirouette was perfect it was freeing #he dropped it during the kyley b era #but picked it up again in college and its kind of a form of self harm and he fucks up his feet very badly trying to be perfect #also hes like fuck all those people who laughed at me im perfect now im fucking perfect i have to show them i have to be the best #sigh...kyle kyle kyle...ill elaborate on that more in one of the ballet kyle asks but kyle loves ballet and going to preformances #ice skating and dainty refined stuff which is cute bc theyre very nosm like jers on ice skates and stan w the hockey stick during winter

[realititrip]

a glitch in time changed my brain chemistry i will never be the same

#danny phantom a glitch in time #spoilers ahead🫡 #i annoyed me SO MUCH when fandom made dan just focused on danny and forgot vald was also a part of him #so glad the comic reminded everyone about this #teared up at the scene with danny deciding he's gonna be the bridge between worlds go babyboy GO #when clockwork showed danny the 2 options i started laughing my ass off #honestly i love how much more depth thus comic added to everything #up till now most of the things that happened were just hc #i also love that dannys life will be a lot harder #yas make him suffer #theres a completely new dynamic in amity rn and im so not gonna be normal about it #imagine giw being competent in this timeline or other rivaling unknown hunters coming in #like i know it was already explored in the fandom but now its a real possibility to happen in canon too #ALSO ALSO valerie remembering everything......... and val in general tbh #“i always knew you were a monster” #SO MANY THINGS TO UNPACK HERE AAAAAAAAA #she sees danny more as phantom than fenton and its so NEW and refreshing my god #btw big fan of vlad and dan ending #you could say both got what they wanted :3 #i loved vald in this in general #the pathetic old man bullied by a bunch of children #and FUCK phantom planet