maybe i can fap the anxiety out of my body idk
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they should make a vaccine for baby fever
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Can we normalize saying "excuse me" again?
I cant tell you how many times today someone has nearly tripped over my stocking cart by trying to sneak behind me, or have actually moved my cart themselves, or gotten in my personal space suddenly???
Like how fucking HARD is it to just say excuse me. And this is coming from someone who has a lot of social anxiety, so don't give me that crap.
It's the worst when someone reaches over me and when I move they tell me "oh you don't have to move, honey!" Like bro you're over here sniffing my armpits, you're so close to me... of course I'm going to move!! Personal space!
Anyways, let's normalize being polite again, especially to essential workers.
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So tired of breaking out!!!!!
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my internet is laughing at my assumption that i might be permitted to download footage so i can make gifs :/
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So much respect for which ever mad bastard at dreamworks said fuck it let's actually make a good Puss in Boots movie and not just another pitiful cash grab this kitty deserves better so true
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My mom told me I was stinky, girl it's the anxiety sweat!!!
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let's see how far we've come :)
[image id: digital illustration of john egbert, jade harley, rose lalonde, and dave strider from homestuck. they are all laying on a blue checkered picnic blanket laying on top of one another in a familiar manner and smiling.
john is at the center laughing heartily while jade is to the right laying down on her side. dave is to the left and is in a comfortable lounging position with one leg over one of john's and is resting his head in rose's lap who is smirking at john and jade's antics.
they are all in their respective godtier outfits. around them are some lush grassy hills with variously colored wildflowers spotting the landscape and the sburb sun setting behind them. end image id.]
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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.
yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?
maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".
get a better joke
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oh I KNOW they were menaces in boy scouts you cant prove me wrong
this drawing was born during a debaser book club read-along done by the wonderful @atitanbitch in the debaser discord..... imma just leave this screenshot here
creds for this idea belong to @oceanicjessie you are a genius
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