#j/b

[stagpdf]

Barty tosses the plastic bag full of gas station snacks to the back of the car and pops the two slurpees into the cup holders, Barty’s brown concoction of different flavors looking rather depressing next to James’ bright blue.  

“Did you get the purple skittles you know I like those better—”

“Yes, Jesus James, I got your stupid fuckin’ purple skittles. And your chips too. Don’t insult me.” Barty scoffs at the idea, acting as if he hadn’t screwed this exact thing up the last time they went on a road trip together. It’d ended in an argument so bad James hadn’t even gotten a blowjob out of it. 

“You don’t exactly have the best track record. And since you three refuse to give me any kind of gas money this is my pathetic form of payment for the trouble.”

Barty puts on an overly-offended face—mouth stretched open to the point of possible tearing, eyes wide, and a hand over his chest. “Trouble? As if you didn’t practically beg to come along.”

Given the audacity of the statement, James figures it his turn to play up how much they affect him and physically recoils at the words. “Beg? I did not fucking beg. If I recall correctly you were the one who refused to fuck me until I agreed to come.” James turns in his seat, giving Barty a full view of himself as he crosses his arms and just looks at him. 

“Tomato, tomato. Who cares? You’re here now, let's not worry how we got to this point.” 

James rolls his eyes, turning back forward to start the car and pull out onto the road. Barty messes with the aux, making sure to bend it just right so the frayed wires are able to function correctly. The quality of James’ busted speakers is ass, but it hardly even matters as Barty opens his big mouth once more.

“You’ll want to make a right soon to get to Evan’s…”

James tunes him out the second he hears Evan’s name, quietly seething as he drives. Evan this, Evan that. It would be too soon if he never heard his name or saw the guy again. Evan with his weird obsession with death, his off-putting demeanor, and a stare which sent chills straight to James’ soul. No matter how hard he tries, James just couldn’t get a read on the guy. Even now, years of knowing him, James still has no clue if Evan even likes him or not. 

And that’s not even scratching the surface. Evan and Barty have this thing, and it drives James up the walls. It’s different from anything he has with his own friends—sure he’s close with Sirius and Remus, but Evan and Barty operate on a whole different level. It makes it all the more ridiculous how irked James gets because he knows well enough by now that it’s not romantic. It’s just weird. And he knows perfectly well he’s not jealousy because who the fuck gets jealous over Barty Crouch.

Not that he would have any right to complain or be jealous if it was romantic. Him and Barty are just….him and Barty. James has no desire for that to change. Whatever. 

He cuts Barty off mid-ramble. “God, why the fuck did I even agree to this ridiculous-ass road trip anyway.”

Barty doesn’t falter. “‘Cause my dick’s so good you couldn’t bear to go a week without it.” Barty grins, it’s all teeth and his eyes are a little too wide. The metal of his smiley glints in the late-afternoon sun filtering through the windows. James hates it. He wants those teeth to sink into his skin.

He also doesn’t have a rebuttal for Barty’s response, knowing all too well that if he tries to deny how good Barty’s dick is now they’ll waste even more time as they pull over and he rails James into the backseat. 

In the short span of time when James just glares at him, refusing to give Barty the satisfaction, the asshole takes a drag from his newly-acquired vape and exhales directly into James’ face. The flavor is banana split, or something equally disgusting, and smells downright rancid. 

“Blegh.” James gags, reaching his hand out and shoving at Barty’s face, ignoring the fluttering in his stomach as he barks out a laugh, high-pitched and hyena-like. It’s a terrible laugh, really. Ugly even. 

James never wants it to stop.

#hi idk what this is #felt like writing jarty and spit this out #my writing #jarty croucher #jarty #james x barty #barty x james #james potter x barty crouch jr #barty crouch jr x james potter #j/b

[casstration]

[chrkrose]

Jaime and Brienne sword fight in ASOS be written like:

#brienne of tarth #jaime lannister #jaime x brienne #j/b #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls

[honeybcj]

James fisting barty

mmmmm yes i can see it. barty has fisted james before and one day barty is just like fuck it yes let’s do it the other way around. james is shaking because he’s like fuck my whole fist is going to fuck him, but he’s in absolute awe. like jaw to the floor as he watches his hand disappear inside barty. barty’s brow is like pinched, mouth falling open in a silent moan <3 oh it’s so delicious. love love loving this.

#han’s asks #jfp #bcj #j/b

[obaewxn]

just imagine jaime as an artistic swimmer 👀

#and brienne as a butterfly/breaststroke swimmer #WATER POLO PLAYER BRIENNE IS EVEN BETTER #they'd totally challenge each other to see who can eggbeater-kick up higher #spoiler: brienne wins #j/b #jaime x brienne #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth

[alittleislandoflight]

Hi everyone! ❤🔥⚔

The submission period for our exchange has officially come to a close. We had an incredible time hosting this exchange and are so grateful to all of the talented writers and artists who participated.

We understand that sometimes life can get in the way and completing a story or finishing a piece within the allotted time frame isn't always possible. With that in mind, we will be reaching out to any participants who have not yet submitted their work to check in and see what progress has been made. We want to do everything we can to ensure that everyone has their twin sword's gift <3

Again, we want to thank everyone who joined the exchange and contributed with their amazing stories and beautiful art. We can't wait to read and share all of the creative work that has been submitted!

Remember: if you're posting your pieces in AO3, make sure to add it in the collection so it's all in one place.

Thank you! ❤🔥⚔

#jaime x brienne #asoiaf #j/b #j/b fanfic #aliol 2022

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !! #bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!! #oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

[hatekawa]

Beans

A comic based off a convo I had with skulltrot about beans because we're normal

#tmnt #rottmnt #artists on tumblr #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt donnie #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #art #comic #pb&j duo #b team #kawa's art tag

[manifestnotfound]

pr o TO ty p E

it took kinda long, but now it's done YUPPIE

#regretevator art #roblox art #regretevator #roblox #regretevator fanart #regretevator prototype #xpx xiz bsf zpv ep uijt? plbz tp jg zpv bmsfbez ifsf j xbou up ufmm v ibwf b hppe ebz #1 shift 1 shift

[uwhe-arts]

calm down . . . | uwhe-arts

#calm down #forest walk #hoarfrost #photographers on tumblr #life is a phenomenon #sleeping nature #original photographers #winter time #inner peace #nature #uwhearts #uwhe-arts #vertical #original creators #explore #photography #landscape #hiking #what you need #j e t b l a c k c o d e

[mrghostrat]

Though he’d promised Aziraphale his attention, his head was turned towards a screen on his right, and the angle of his camera suggested the phone was tucked at the base of his keyboard and monitor. Aziraphale was actually grateful for it; Crowley’s momentary distractedness gave him the time to recover from the sight of him dressed up so professionally. “I, er— yes. I need your help though.” Crowley turned to him suddenly, leaning in close and grinning like a shared secret. Big Name Feelings • 3. Speeding Up

i am so at peace. 5 hrs totally zenned out on these colours. i'm gonna see his face in my dreams 🥰

#good omens #gomens #crowley #this was just. so relaxing. 🥰 #yet another 'is this gonna be quick? flat colours or b&w maybe?' #but once i started the eyes i was like oh yeah baby let's settle in for a long night #thank u once again to my lovely lil discord server for company while i screenshared the lineart!! #anthony j crowley #good omens human au #good omens fic recs #rat writes #rat draws

[chrkrose]

Westeros History AU

Royal Portrait of the XXXVII Lady Lannister of Casterly Rock, Brienne Lannister of Tarth.

Tradition dating back to Lann The Clever has the newest Lady of The Rock (at the time, Queen) painted close to a lion representing the Great House.

Source: “The Sun, The Star and The Lion’s Roar” by Gaëlle Bouhier

#brienne of tarth #jaime lannister #jaime x brienne #j/b #j/b AU #j/b fanfic

[honeybcj]

reg setting barty and James up together 😏 he’s just a matchmaker fr fr

hdsjlsals reg would be like “okay, barty meet my brother’s terribly annoying friend james. and james meet my terribly annoying friend barty”. ooh i just want to see james and barty but heads a bit but it’s all in the name of unresolved sexual tension. they’ll just keep bickering and one day they’re all up in each other’s faces and boom they kiss and there’s no going back from there <3

#han’s asks #j/b #bcj #jfp

[obaewxn]

Here in the dark inside the hole in my heart I'm fighting all of my demons tryna tear me apart And I'm still not sure what you ever saw in me

No, I'm a, I'm a fallen angel And no matter where my heart is There's no way I'll ever Reach up to Heaven To you

you can't tell me fallen angel doesn't fit jaime (thinking abt brienne) like a glove

#jaime lannister #j/b #asoiaf #my feelings for this song have skyrocketed since i realized this #(i realized this five minutes ago)

[sariphantom]

I've been meaning to participate in @teatreeleafs's 200k DTIYS for a while but life just LOVES to screw me over and as usual, I end up doing it at the last minute and it took me a few days after the due date to complete it. Oh well, I may be too late to enter the contest, but that doesn't mean I can still do this for fun.

Would you believe me if I told you I've been listening to some Gwen Stefani music while drawing this?

Original:

#teatree2k #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #save rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #unpause rottmnt #rise season 3 #my art #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #pb and j duo #peanut butter and jelly duo #b team #rise donnie #rise mikey #tmnt 2018 #rise michelangelo #rise donatello

[yenvengerberg]

#art reflects reality

#doctor who #doctorwhoedit #dwedit #donna noble #donnanobleedit #catherine tate #uk politics #dw spoilers #*gifs #1k #i just needed to gif this for the pure genius #because i'm 100% sure this was modelled off b*ris j*hnson