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risetherivermoon · 9 months

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james, walking past: "oh hey barty!"

barty: "you look like an unwashed weasel with its head inside its ass, you unnecessarily sweet, sexy bitch with stupid loving eyes."

james: 🧍 "oh.. thank you? i think?"

barty, internal monologue: "good job barty, you played that off well, James has no idea you're in love with him."

#barty is trying his best #marauders #marauders era #harry potter #hp #dead gay wizards #james potter #barty crouch jr #barty x james #james x barty #darksun #sunkiller #incorrect marauders quotes #bartemius crouch junior #james fleamont potter #james potter x barty crouch jr #barty crouch jr x james potter

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stagpdf · 4 months

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Barty tosses the plastic bag full of gas station snacks to the back of the car and pops the two slurpees into the cup holders, Barty’s brown concoction of different flavors looking rather depressing next to James’ bright blue.

“Did you get the purple skittles you know I like those better—”

“Yes, Jesus James, I got your stupid fuckin’ purple skittles. And your chips too. Don’t insult me.” Barty scoffs at the idea, acting as if he hadn’t screwed this exact thing up the last time they went on a road trip together. It’d ended in an argument so bad James hadn’t even gotten a blowjob out of it.

“You don’t exactly have the best track record. And since you three refuse to give me any kind of gas money this is my pathetic form of payment for the trouble.”

Barty puts on an overly-offended face—mouth stretched open to the point of possible tearing, eyes wide, and a hand over his chest. “Trouble? As if you didn’t practically beg to come along.”

Given the audacity of the statement, James figures it his turn to play up how much they affect him and physically recoils at the words. “Beg? I did not fucking beg. If I recall correctly you were the one who refused to fuck me until I agreed to come.” James turns in his seat, giving Barty a full view of himself as he crosses his arms and just looks at him.

“Tomato, tomato. Who cares? You’re here now, let's not worry how we got to this point.”

James rolls his eyes, turning back forward to start the car and pull out onto the road. Barty messes with the aux, making sure to bend it just right so the frayed wires are able to function correctly. The quality of James’ busted speakers is ass, but it hardly even matters as Barty opens his big mouth once more.

“You’ll want to make a right soon to get to Evan’s…”

James tunes him out the second he hears Evan’s name, quietly seething as he drives. Evan this, Evan that. It would be too soon if he never heard his name or saw the guy again. Evan with his weird obsession with death, his off-putting demeanor, and a stare which sent chills straight to James’ soul. No matter how hard he tries, James just couldn’t get a read on the guy. Even now, years of knowing him, James still has no clue if Evan even likes him or not.

And that’s not even scratching the surface. Evan and Barty have this thing, and it drives James up the walls. It’s different from anything he has with his own friends—sure he’s close with Sirius and Remus, but Evan and Barty operate on a whole different level. It makes it all the more ridiculous how irked James gets because he knows well enough by now that it’s not romantic. It’s just weird. And he knows perfectly well he’s not jealousy because who the fuck gets jealous over Barty Crouch.

Not that he would have any right to complain or be jealous if it was romantic. Him and Barty are just….him and Barty. James has no desire for that to change. Whatever.

He cuts Barty off mid-ramble. “God, why the fuck did I even agree to this ridiculous-ass road trip anyway.”

Barty doesn’t falter. “‘Cause my dick’s so good you couldn’t bear to go a week without it.” Barty grins, it’s all teeth and his eyes are a little too wide. The metal of his smiley glints in the late-afternoon sun filtering through the windows. James hates it. He wants those teeth to sink into his skin.

He also doesn’t have a rebuttal for Barty’s response, knowing all too well that if he tries to deny how good Barty’s dick is now they’ll waste even more time as they pull over and he rails James into the backseat.

In the short span of time when James just glares at him, refusing to give Barty the satisfaction, the asshole takes a drag from his newly-acquired vape and exhales directly into James’ face. The flavor is banana split, or something equally disgusting, and smells downright rancid.

“Blegh.” James gags, reaching his hand out and shoving at Barty’s face, ignoring the fluttering in his stomach as he barks out a laugh, high-pitched and hyena-like. It’s a terrible laugh, really. Ugly even.

James never wants it to stop.

#hi idk what this is #felt like writing jarty and spit this out #my writing #jarty croucher #jarty #james x barty #barty x james #james potter x barty crouch jr #barty crouch jr x james potter #j/b

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starbiesluv · 9 months

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☆ - Open Wound - ☆

--- Darksun Microfic ---

(words: 902)

tw: mentioned child abuse

“You think people have noticed?” He asks. James laughs, like it's some kind of joke. Barty just looks at him blankly.

“Sorry, It's just. You're the type of guy who’s always doing shit in the spotlight, never thought you’d not want people to notice something.” James comments. The two of them are sitting on a window sill, in the Slytherin Common Room. Rarely anyone comes down here at night anymore, especially since Snape became a prefect, but Barty sneaks out here still, to smoke…to breathe. He has to be sure not to wake anyone, but he’s fairly quiet when alone.

James started joining him when Barty went on late night walks and found him, so Barty invited him to sit. Their friendship is a new thing, and odd, definitely. But Barty has started to become quite fond of it. He sighs.

“You have no idea what I’m talking about, do you?” Barty asks a bit gently. Which, as James has noted before, is weird to see. Barty, has noted that he's become comfortable with James, and that's most likely the reason why Barty has let his guard down. He's softer than he’ll ever let people know, well except for James Potter apparently.

“Nope.” James answers, exaggerating the ‘p’ in the word. He's looking out the window, to the water thats lit up by the candles in the room, and the moonlight shining from above. A small fish swims by and James waves at it, the dork.

“Well, I assumed you would if anyone had.” Barty says. He looks away, realising that while James was staring at the water out the window, Barty had been staring at him. “Noticed, I mean.”

“Do you have some spooky dark secret that you don't want to get out?” James teases, looking to Barty, who looks back. James adjusts his glasses. “Are you a vampire?” Barty chokes, laughing immediately.

“A vampire? What?” He hisses, a hand near his mouth to stop himself from laughing too loudly.

“Rumor going around, apparently your dark nature and apparent hatred for sunlight is shocking the Hogwarts community.” James winks at Barty, who flushes almost immediately, much to his own dismay.

“I just burn easily and it hurts my eyes. Also my dark nature has nothing to do with being a vampire I’m just insane.” Barty shrugs a bit and James laughs, smiling. Barty loves to see his smile, the way his face glows, his eyes scrunch and you can see his dimples. He grins openly, the small gap in his two front teeth visible, which Barty finds adorable. James smiles often, but Barty rarely sees this smile when they aren't together in the night.

“Evan and Pandora call you Bat?” James cocks up an eyebrow. Barty scoffs.

“Thats because Bart sounds horrendous and they're smart people with taste.” Barty informs, a playful tone in his voice. He tilts his head a bit. “And they're also insane.” James snorts, and Barty’s eyes glow in amusement, almost infatuation.

“In all seriousness, what is it that you don't want people to notice?” James questions, his head tilted to the side like an animal. Barty hardens a bit at the question. He sighs, because he knows that if there is anyone in this school that he can trust, it's James. For some odd reason. He tugs on the collar of the turtleneck jumper he’s wearing. James’ expression grows tense and he leans closer to Barty. “What happened?” He whispers, his voice airy. Barty digs his fingernails into his palm.

“It…over the holidays.” Barty gets out. “You know how my father can be—”

“What?!” James almost yells. Barty gives him a look and he grits his teeth. “You never said—” He says quieter. “You never said he hurt you.” Barty touches the bandages around his neck himself. Ever since he came back to Hogwarts two days ago, he's been hiding the bandages with turtle neck jumpers and shirts. Having something like that under your uniform is allowed during the winter, so he abused that.

“I thought that... was a given.” Barty mumbles. James looks at him with sparkly eyes, a frown on his face. “Don't look at me like that, I didn't mean to upset you—”

“No, no.” James interrupts firmly. “I'm not upset with you, Bea. I'm upset with your father.” James says. “I never get why people hurt such good souls like you.” Barty stares at James. He feels like an open wound when he's with him sometimes. Open to see and to be watched, bleeding and hurting, but James is a bandage, and he holds Barty together.

“Good is far from the truth.” Barty sighs, bringing his knees closer to his chest.

“True. Because you're better than good. You're lovely.” James speaks, he smiles gently, not enough to see his teeth, but his eyes scrunch a little and the kindness in his eyes is spilling all over Barty, like a warmness he can't explain. Barty goes red and hides his face a little. “Come here.” James whispers, he scoots over, getting on his knees, and leans so he's holding Barty in his arms.

Barty loves the warmth of him, and the feeling of being patched up and cared for. Barty…loves James.

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rosieandthethorns · 5 months

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i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

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daddiesdrarryy · 4 months

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Barty: You slept with Potter?

Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!

Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice

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isabel-lillah · 17 days

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when James and Reggie got together and James met Reg's friends he took one look at Barty and Evan and he just went god damn it not again

because the flashbacks to pre-relationship Sirius and Remus are hard and he does not want to go through that again

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rhetorical-conscience · 6 months

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Barty: Wait, I thought you guys were dating.

Regulus: What? No. Why would you think that?

Dorcas: To be fair, I also thought you two were dating.

Regulus:

Evan: Raise your hand if you thought James and Regulus were dating.

Everyone: *raises their hand*

Regulus:

Regulus: James, put your hand down.

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macaulaytwins · 9 months

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a loose part 2 to the “Sirius Black killed James Potter” nonsense of 1981

#everyone in hogwarts being like ‘uhh.. you sure?’#the idea of barty talking to sirius in azkaban and sirius is just like 😐 is so funny to me #james potter #sirius black #barty crouch jr #marauders era #marauders #slytherin skittles #starchaser #is that the james x sirius shipname? they all confuse me sometimes rip #wolfstar #jegulus #rosekiller #atyd #prongsfoot #lmao

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remuslupinlovebot · 1 month

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marauders era p links (18+)

all links lead to p0rn !! watch at your own risk and do not watch in public

REGULUS BLACK

regulus fingering you in his dorm

regulus bouncing you on his cock

JAMES POTTER

riding james when he visits you for summer break

james celebrating a quidditch win

james absolutely devouring you as if you were his last meal on earth (this is the hottest video)

james teasing you while you’re wearing his hoodie

james stuffing you full and showing how much you mean to him

james eating his pretty girl out

SIRIUS BLACK

sirius making his girl feel good

showing sirius what a good girl you are

69’ing with sirius

sirius using his long fingers to make you cum

morning fucks with sirius

sirius fucking you at your house

REMUS LUPIN

remus fucking your face

remus fucking you in the bathroom before a full moon

riding professor lupin

getting extra credit with professor lupin

BARTY CROUCH JR

bouncing on bartys cock

barty fucking the LIFE out of you

MARLENE MCKINNON

marlene riding the life out of you

marlene making you look in the mirror as she destroys you

marlene fingering you till you’re shaking

making a sex tape with marlene

marlene eating you out

making out with marlene

LILY EVANS

fucking lily with a d!ldo

intimate but intense foreplay with lily

fucking lily in the common room

sucking mommy’s tits like a good girl

roommate lily helping you out

car sex with lily

thanking lily for date night by eating her out

lily sitting on your face <3

using mommy’s tits to cum

MARY MACDONALD

mary bringing you to heaven with her fingers

mary sending you a video while you’re on a work trip

home alone with mary

fucking mary after coming home to her all dolled up

making mary cum

eating mary out by the pool

DORCAS MEADOWES

eating dorcas out till she’s whimpering

(doesn’t really look like dorcas but it’s hot so whatever) devouring dorcas on the kitchen counter

giving dorcas special treatment after a night out

dorcas riding you

RANDOM

marlene eating lily out to give her a break from studying

pansy parkinson riding the genuine life out of you

pandora, dorcas and barty having fun when the dorms are empty

foreplay with lily and nb partner (not RLLY p0rṉ)

PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF ANY DON’T WORK!!

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nixnight1 · 5 months

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The Marauders but with Friends' quotes (with a few changes)

Barty: 2024, the year of Barty!

Regulus: Ha ha we are very happy for you *standing next to James*

Barty: What's the matter? Why the long face?

James: We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so, you know...

Barty: Alright. I'll take care of it

James: Wait!

Regulus: Barty!

Barty: Sh sh sh let me

*Goes straight to Sirius*

Sirius: Thirty three, thirty two...*while jumping*

Barty: Black, Black, Black, listen. Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Lupin or Evan?

Sirius: What?

Barty: Well, you gotta kiss someone. Can't kiss your brother.

Sirius: Well, who's gonna kiss my brother?

Barty: Potter

Sirius: Oh, man! Really? 🤢

Barty: Mate, mate, who would you rather kiss your brother? Me or Potter?

Sirius: That's a good point

Barty: Yeah

Sirius: Uh, well, since I have that whole history with Rosier, I guess Moony

Barty: Okay, great!

Sirius: Allright

*Barty goes to Remus*

Barty: Hey, Lupin! Listen, Black wants to kiss you at midnight

Remus: Regulus? Why would he?

Barty: No, silly, your Black

Remus: My Black. It's so obvious, why doesn't he just ask?

*Barty goes to Evan*

Barty: Ev, Ev, Listen. I'll kiss you at midnight

Evan: Finally

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risetherivermoon · 9 months

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barty, randomly: you know, maybe i should punch that stone wall until my knuckles bleed

james, who is begrudingly attracted to this, but worried: how about i give you a hug instead

barty: can it be a knife filled hug?

james: im sorry, a what now?

#barty just looks over to him with his big ol eyes #marauders #marauders era #harry potter #hp #dead gay wizards #james potter #barty crouch jr #darksun #james x barty #barty x james #sunkiller #bartemius crouch junior #james fleamont potter #barty crouch jr x james potter #james potter x barty crouch jr #look i said id be spamming so im spamming #this is a shoutout to anyone who reads my tags on my posts #jam & b <3

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my-castles-crumbling · 28 days

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cheat - @jegulus-microfic - 179

"He's a cheat, you know," a sixth-year Ravenclaw sneered at Regulus as he walked past in the library.

"Excuse me?" He asked, eyebrows raised in pretend-politeness.

"Potter. He doesn't love you. He's cheating on you with Evans," the Ravenclaw explained. "Not that you don't deserve it. With your background."

Normally, Regulus would have sneered at her. Told her to fuck right off. Send a well-aimed hex her way. But she'd hit a nerve with that one, and he felt his stomach turn to lead at the thought of James with someone else.

"Evans is with MacDonald, and you're a bitch," Barty declared, pushing in front of Regulus to wave his middle finger in front of the girl's nose. "And James Potter looks at Reg like he's a fucking angel. It's disgusting."

The girl opened her mouth to retort, but Barty pulled him away, both of them chuckling quietly.

"Does he really look at me like that?" Regulus asked softly as they sat at a far-away table.

"Yes. Now don't make me think about it or I'll gag," Barty replied.

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pearlynia · 2 months

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Sirius "dogfather" Black

Remus "I love you more than chocolate" Lupin

James "it's a stag not a deer🤓" Potter

Regulus "I'm not gonna learn how to swim, you can't tell me what to do! *Drowns not even a year later* Black

Barty "I'm not insane 🙄" (famous last words) Crouch

Evan *DEAD silent* Rosier

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ecstarry · 2 months

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*Regulus returning to the common room after a date with James*

Dorcas: You've been tamed.

Regulus: I have not been tamed.

Evan: Domesticated.

Regulus: I have not--

Barty: Bark, bark,' that's you.

c: @akwardsilince

#jegulus #marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #james potter #regulus black #slytherin skittles #james x regulus #barty crouch jr #dorcas meadowes #evan rosier #sunseeker #starchaser

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thund3randrain · 2 months

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so i made a thing

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daddiesdrarryy · 2 months

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James & Regulus: *kissing*

Barty: That’s got to be fun for you, huh?

Sirius: …

Barty: Watching your best friend suck the saliva out of your brother’s mouth?

Sirius: Shut up

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