#jk i'll tell you

[calikwat]

Because of the Velma show, a lot of people's pitches for a new adult Scooby Doo have Fred coming from a richer, upper-class family. Now, I know that comes from Fred being Mayor Jones's adopted/kidnapped son in Mystery Inc, but we're totally missing a goldmine here.

Fred isn't like Daphne. He doesn't come from a rich family more often than not. In fact, Fred's family history is so strange and convoluted from reboots, off-hand mentions, plot twists, and straight-to-DVD movies that Fred is related to more people than my mom knows people at random restaurants.

The goldmine is that we don't know the truth about Fred's family or parents. Are they the cruise-loving Skip and Peggy Jones from "Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy!"? What about the dangerous Brad Chiles and Judy Reeves of the original Mystery Incorporated? Or what about Mayor Fred Jones Sr?! It's not that last one, but the gist is we don't know who Fred's parents actually are. Fred doesn't know who his parents actually are. You look up "Fred Jones parents" on Google, and THE TOP RESULT IS FREDDIE SHRUGGING IN THE CONFUSION AND HORROR OF IT ALL!

Nobody knows where Fred came from- not even Fred- and maybe that's how it should be...

All these obscure family members and the 5+ potential parents from his overlapping stories... the elaborate traps and random knowledge explained away offhandedly by his shady past... that perfectly happy, preppy attitude untouched by the greed of 1970s capitalists and ghouls... the ascot!

These all lead me to believe that Fred has no parents, rich or otherwise. Fred Jones is a [teenageyoungadultcollegiate] man who awoke one day from nothing, a new consciousness born of the universe, with nothing but a love of learning, a passion for solving mysteries, and a fucking groovy van to help him survive. From there, our dear Freddie made a family for himself, by traveling the world in his van, meeting new people, and picking up the weirdest interests and hobbies.

While the other members of the gang all have families and homes to go back to, Freddie has the mystery machine. That is his home, and his family are the friends he makes along the way- including Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, and Scooby. Amen.

#scooby doo #scooby gang #mystery incorporated #scooby movies #fred jones #Velma #rant #i'm mostly joking #But I'll leave you guys to decide #If I'm forgetting any important Jones family information please tell me #WHO ARE FRED JONES'S PARENTS #I'm probably going to get assassinated now #It'll be worth it #Jk #/j

[raayllum]

Just one spell, and you never thought about dark magic again? Well, I've read a lot about it.

#it was just red #arc 2 #4x07 #5x09 #s4 #s5 #pawns #mine #parallels #it's like poetry it rhymes #wouldn't you want to tell it kinder if you could #callum doing dark magic in 2x07 leading to the 5x08 shit storm #but only time will tell what his 5x08 choices lead to (jk we know lmao) #POSSESSION PLOT LINE BAYBEY #light and darkness motif #i'll be your slaughterhouse #for the aaravos and rayla positioning shhh i know it's a reach but i like it #tdp #the dragon prince

[awkwardpossum0]

#Boom new au #jk it's not exactly new #its new in a way #that I don't know what to call it #my perfect hero? #perfect hero? #and then I thought about just #chosen hero #but im pretty sure someone got something rolling already #ANYWAYS #IF U GOT AN IDEA FOR A NAME #You should tell me #it can be a dm #or even an ask #but if i like it #i'll totally make u a picture in this style here #art #the legend of zelda #zelda #zelda au #skyward sword

[cornaceee]

ok so I wanted to do a fun art challenge because I want to try my streaming setup and I thought might as well make it a little collab with yall????

#so yall need to participate bc otherwise I'll be embarassed (jk but also pleaseeee) #if you comment once and then come back and there hasn't been any other comments feel free to reply twice #it's not that serious and tbh i just don't know how many active followers i even have left so icant tell at all what to expect here lol #we'll see! it's an experiment!!!

[spleen9000]

don't even talk to me if you haven't seen joe pera's slow & steady hour long youtube comedy special

#jk do talk to me and I'll tell you how good it is

[ganja-hq]

Suck my ass Anne Hathaway

I Dreamed A Dream - Les Miserables

#ganja sings #jk she's probably a lovely lady #GET IT #dw I'll kms eventually #can you tell barre chords r my mortal enemy? whoever invented those hates ppl w arthritis smh

[appalachianapologies]

i wrote 500ish words in a fic before realizing they do not fit at all, anyone want them here for fun?

#it's called guess the context #jk i'll tell you the context: it's a sequel to the fic I wrote where sam comes back in season 5 to save the gang #and by sequel i mean im turning this into a series because i would literally lay down my life for samantha cage #and im not joking #in which vi thinks about writing

[edmeedame]

I've restarted baldur's gate 3 like 3 times already because my first playthrough, I didn't like how I was playing and wanted a different set up. The second, I got all the way to act 3 and then realized I have a character fleshed out and I wanted to restart with actually trying to play her

#the things we do for our ocs #and each were tieflings lmao #i kept changing the class from rogue to monk #this time i stuck with monk but now im still going through her backstory and i wonder if i should change it mid playthrough #if you wanna know more about her i'll tell you #shes my baby now if she dies i'll take everyone down with her #im jk #edme things #baldurs gate 3

[chainsandcherries]

phone screens can't tell the difference between a finger and cat ears

#ask me how i know #jk i'll tell you it was athena headbutting my hand causing tumblr to scroll like a whole mile

[maddy-ferguson]

today's my 1dversary #11yearsagotoday

#don't ask me how i know. jk i'll tell you #they were just on this radio show that i listened to all the time. like every day. they weren't on the show every day but i listened to the #show every day and i wasn't interested in them AT ALLL like a few days before my friend who would go on to ghost me (10 years later) and i #were talking about them and we were like we are NOT like other girls (we said that like verbatim) we're not dumb girly girls who are into #one direction...and then well. i mean i literally listened to i want to write you a song and history this morning and i'm talking about my #1dversary an anniversary i celebrate every year. so yeah i know because it was a thursday and i went back and checked the date and then for #the rest of the year and the year after on the 11th of each month i would be like omg! 10 months of directionism! today is my 132nd month #ig. 150 in a year and a half! #i was a super fan of that radio show and it's literally so embarrassing like oh my god i really should not have been listening to that at.. #i started listening to this and another one i really liked at NINE YEARS OLD and oh my god. whatever youre imagining it was definitely that #and probably worse like if i found out that a 9-year-old i knew listened to that i would kill myself maybe. but it was just me so it's fine #the way i celebrate it every year is by saying the following words: today's my 1dversary #and like i say: brf slt

[kulemii]

you ever buy a different brand of trashbag than usual and when you open them up you go, 'oh shit' because you just know they're gonna be garbage?

#pun intended but you can just tell when they're gonna suck #this things not gonna expand or withstand punctures the way im gonna need it to #what's the point #more than half the trashbags on the market are useless #start a thread of all the useless trashbag brands in the replies.. i'll wait #jk dont do that #lol

[spilledmilkfkdies]

I think Duman was Gantlos favorite "brother" idk why but i get that vibe. Probably since he was the One carrying duman and even holding his hand at One point.

Duman is everyone's favorite, the REAL question is who his favorite is. They each assume it's them, only Duman knows the truth.

The scene where Gantlos holds his hand lives in my head rent free btw despite being a quick moment. It's very important to me and not just because I'm sad and emotional. My only problem is that I wanted more of it, just moments like that in general y'know?

Also the way Gantlos carried him but that's a different issue

SUPPORT HIS HEAD?? HOLY SHIT???? YES IT LOOKS DRAMATIC BUT ALSO SUPER UNCOMFY GANTLOS PLS

No but like I said, I wanted more moments like that specific scene. Those few shots did some of the most in terms of interactions between them, which is bad because it came so late, but also because it was kinda ruined by their reactions to his death later in the episode? It threw off the vibes and I don't appreciate that smh

Besties do you care or not??

My feelings can't take the uncertainty of it all :((

#low quality wizards go brrrrrr #accidently starts rambling #and goes off topic #jk i was able to stop myself #this time #sort of #sorry anon #using your ask like this #how rude of me #i just really like that scene #can you tell #my bad sjsjfdhd #so anyway #i'll have to come back to this at some point #what i was rambling towards #winx club #winx season 4 #winx villains #wizards of the black circle #winx gantlos #winx duman #answered ask

[solfirafira]

so I just spent the last 15min trying every emoji paired with panda and-

i'm dying of laughter rn oml

JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE I-

#again #all these variations and i still can't make a red panda #the closest i got was merging panda and cherry together #i mean i'll take what i can get but like #you're telling me a mer-panda exists and a red panda does not #okay gboard #i see you with the red panda erasure #/jk #sorry this is the last time i'll comment and post about this #fira funsies

[orthodera]

Imagine being so insecure in your own identity that you start literally gatekeeping your gender

#lol i woke up today and my aunty had made a post like #'I love trans people BUT if you're a trans woman then you're NOT a woman you are a TRANS woman' #'calling yourself a woman is INVALIDATING the IDENTITY of REAL WOMAN' #'i gave birth and breastfed my children bc I am a WOMAN and you didn't so you're a TRANS woman' #like girl both of those kids you birthed are trans and closeted #and they are rightfully afraid to tell you because they know you'll react poorly #this is not the boast you think it is #it's just transphobic LMAO #cw transphobia #also to my friends dw this isn't one of the aunties you always hear me talk about #although one of them is a jk rowling apologist and the other is. well. interesting. #but they're both good trans allies #we have a family 'girls only' group chat we use mostly for discussing periods and tmi pregnancy stuff etc #anything we don't want the guys to see really #and as soon as they found out my sister was trans they added her to that gc (AS THEY SHOULD!!) #anyway #yes I am one of those people who writes one line and then puts the entire rest of the post in the tags thank you for noticing #but yes I'll stop rambling now ty and goodbye

[nightingaelic]

David Thorpe opinions

Vaultoween 2022 No. 30: “Raider”

Leadership skills, charisma.... David was a full package, really! Not to mention just a whole lot of tall, dark, and handsome.

I think it did him some good to finally blow off some real steam. You know how corporations and their HR aren't big fans of murder. But anyway, David's gone. I've got new friends now!

#fallout #fallout 76 #fo76 #david thorpe #rose #cutthroats #is this what you were looking for anon #nah jk resubmit and I'll tell you my actual opinions if you want em #vault dweller rosalyn #vaultoween #vaultoween2022 #my art