Raiden: *mumbling into his pillow* I said “neat”, Kenshi. Who says neat these days? It’s not neat to say it but I said it anyway because - and forgive my language - I am fucking stupid.
Kenshi: *meditating* Don’t beat yourself up too much, Raiden, everybody gets nervous. Remember what I did when Johnny confessed his feelings to me?
Raiden: *looks up* Didn’t you thank him?
Kenshi: *breaks meditation pose* I fucking thanked him.
outsiders side of tiktok is sooo boring like tell me why one of my (ex) mutuals was saying dumb shit like “i saw a TRANS JOHNNY hc earlier!!😨😨😨😭 You guys r so weird!!1!1! NOBODY was trans in the SIXTIES!!🤣🤣🤣” like just say you hate fun and whimsy :(
Johnny Guilty Gear Strive is not a single day under 37 years old. "Age: Unknown" my ass. Face of a man whose frequent all-nighters in his 20s finally caught up with him. I understand, Johnny, I empathize...
Mmm-hay, returning to this very crucial "Samurai Bravo" issue:
Jack is a little unnerved by sushi restaurants in Johnny's neck of the woods, especially when he finds out that they all serve raw salmon. He is both a little flattered and a little horrified by the whole experience of Johnny taking him to one, and the adventure ends with Jack insisting that Johnny come over so he can make him some real food.
Johnny proves to be incredibly adept with chopsticks. And he's really enthusiastic about how much he enjoys everything. And Jack feels...something? He smiles a lot.
Johnny really butchers his first, "Domo air-a-gatto," but he's sincere. And that first, crisp, "Hey. Kanpai, good buddy," makes Jack swoon a little, for reasons he does not fully understand yet.
Johnny helps with the dishes. He does a lot of dancing during the process. Mostly with his butt, but also his shoulders. Everything comes out sparkling.
At the end of the night, when they part ways, Johnny's like, "Okay, how do you feel about corndogs? 'Cause there's this place down at the beach that's got great curly fries, too..." And Jack's like, "Uh...you...want to keep doing...this?" And Johnny's like, "...Well, yeah. You just made me a crazy awesome dinner, and our first...uhhh...was a bust." [POSE] "This town's got a lot to prove," [POSE], "and I'm gonna show you a good time."
Jack has an absolute attack of the vapors, but maintains his composure. They agree to go to the beach together in the near future.
Forget what I said before, this is the real Max and Goofy duo
Before Sims 2 takes place, Johnny and PT9 give off Goofy and Max vibes. I mean Max has a love interest in the movie, so this would be around when Ophelia and Johnny started liking each other
This is my 11th attempt I've made on sending this, why is Tumblr fighting with me today
This is from a Scooby-Doo clip I saw but because I have Outsiders brain rot I obviously made it abt the Outsiders 😭
It was a clip of Fred and the gang walking these dark tunnels and he just randomly yells "stop! Stop!" And everyone does stop and they're like "😦😟" and he goes "my shoes untied." Then he ties it and just gives a giant thumbs up 😭 and they keep going
Tell me WHY this is exactly what Soda would do 😭😭😭 the gang is like on their way to a rumble or they're all walking at night time and he just immediately "Stop! Stop!" And they think he sees the socs or another gang or SOMETHING and he just looks at them and goes "my shoes untied 😕" plzz 😭