#jokes help a lot

[postersbykeith]

#quotes #Kurt Vonnegut jr #and how should we behave #apocalyse #kind to one another #stop being so serious #jokes help a lot #get a dog

[finedinereception]

“lilith got charlie in the divorce” “lucifer got charlie in the divorce” actually alastor got her

#update: #yall had your fun but i dont want a post this big #RIP MY ACTIVITY FEED FR #I DONT EVEN LIKE THIS SHOW LIKE ITS NOT EVEN GOOD #HE DIESNT EVEN LIKE KIDS??? HELP. IMAGINE GOING TO HELL FOR SERIAL MURDER AND NOW YOURE JUST BEING PETTY LIKE THAT #like i have a LOT of criticisms for this show but this one joke really got me holy shit.

[sharkface]

If there are supposedly hordes of trans women sniffing out shy moody androgynous goth boys and turning them into extroverted freaky raver puppygirls explain why hasn't it happened to me yet. Am I not pretty enough

#This is a joke but seriously you guys are weird as fuck for thinking a 'guy' who hangs out with a lot of trans women eventually becoming #one herself is some evidence of being 'turned' instead of the simpler and more reasonable explanation that the reason that #she hung out with mostly trans girls and was ok with them talking about her becoming a girl jokingly OR serious is probably just that #she already wanted to be a girl and the trans girls she hung out with helped her become more comfortable with that idea and #gave her the tools and confidence to pursue that. There is no prime directive because closeted trans people are not fucking aliens who #have nooo idea what's going on with themselves and should be isolated from people who could help them figure themselves out #and support them through that realization and their transition. You are straight up parroting conservative talking points about protecting #our vulnerable cis people from the big scary trans agenda that seeks to corrupt their beautiful god given genders. Get a grip #talk

[atalana]

so the good place is widely lauded on this site for its takes on morality and capitalism, which i totally agree with

but i think it should get more recognition for the line "all humans are aware of death. so we're all a little bit sad all the time. that's just the deal. we don't get offered any better ones. and if you try and ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway. i've been there, and everybody's been there. so don't fight it. in the words of a very wise bed bath and beyond employee i once knew - go ahead and cry all you want. but you're gonna have to pay for that toilet plunger."

#i dunno i've been thinking about grief lately #and i think the nature of humanity is everyone's grieving something #it might not always be as straightforward as the death of a loved one - sometimes it is #but sometimes you're grieving a life you never got to live #the person you used to be #hell an old toy you just realised you lost years ago and are never going to get back #we're all just a little bit sad all the time #and i think looking at the world like that makes it a lot more friendly place #because everyone is someone who needs a bit of comfort - or just someone to say hey its okay to be sad and angry and confused #and when you're finally ready to let whatever you're grieving go the world will be a happier place #and you'll find a new thing to grieve because there's always something to be a little bit sad about #but the world keeps getting better for every one you get through and every friend who helps you through it #and sometimes you just need to throw a dumb joke in there at the end #that's what it means to be human #the good place #tgp

[artgletic]

nsh def drew the X on his forehead to spite the ancients and the more serious iterators. self destruction taboo?? guess what bozo im crossing myself out despite it. L+ratio+obsessed with stupid problem+touch grass+oh wait you destroyed the environment trying to solve your stupid problem+hi pebbles :3c

#in doing my prev comic and thinking about him a lot......... NSH might be my fav iterator #sry pebbles. dethroned by memelord #rain world #rain world iterator #no significant harassment #rain world no significant harassment #rain world nsh #rw no significant harassment #rw nsh #anyually i dont think nsh is all that popular in the general iterator space LMAO #he dunks on their greatest purpose they hold in divind standing. doesnt even bother helping out #willing to joke about the triple affirmative #they hate him. he loves that they hate him hashtag trollface

[charcarts]

babifies your bacon feathers

#pokemon #pkmn #pkmnart #fakemon #yveltal #IN CASE ANYONE WAS WONDERING THE REGICE ONE WAS A JOKE (i had a lot of fun doing it though) #:) got some inspo help from a friend on this one!! she suggested vulturecore yveltal #(i looked up a few bearded vulture chick imgs while still trying to fit yveltal in that friendly rt1 bird mold)

[sollucets]

👀😳

#ofts #only friends the series #only friends #sandray #raysand #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #rowan gifs #khaotunq #uservid #tusersilence #userdorksinlove #userbon #tuserhidden #dick jokes :') #i'm going to be giffing a LOT this episode rip my taglist. i can't help it it's over for me

[strawglicks]

welcome to the Coal & Ice District!

#toontown #toontown corporate clash #ttcc #flint bonpyre #firestarter #cosmo kuiper #plutocrat #satellite investors #william boar #derrick man #rain the fox #toontown rain #rain & william #yea i need a tag for those goobers #strawglicks art gallery #the tags on second img are from one of my own posts #when flint says the satellites are trying to get him in on their schemes this is what he means . they want him head chef of the pizzeria #trying to make the pizzeria a legitimate business to help cover up whats going on under wraps #what if that is genuinely it. that would be hilarious #hire me clash team /JOKE #anyway can we see more shenanigans with the pizzeria .. theres a lot of potential there #satellite investor shenanigans in general are smth i rlly crave lately #and again. is the pizzeria for toons or cogs bc the menu items cater to BOTH. #so many mysteries..

[cricketclan]

short moon but heres moon 52 !!!

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#there will be a lot of kittens in the coming moons btw..... like SOOO many someone help #not even joking but pretty soon there will be 17 kittens. IM NOT JOKING I HAD 17 OF THEM AT ONCE #cricketart #clangen #cricketclan #clan generator #art #warrior cats #fennelpaw #fennelgrass #lynxpaw #lynxkit #nectarpaw #nectarkit #mottledpaw #mottledkit

[uncanny-tranny]

You know, the simplest thing I do to maintain hope and also acknowledge my emotions is to add a "yet" to whatever I want to complain to myself about.

"I'm not done being angry... yet"

"I'm not ready to let this go yet"

"I'm not happy yet"

I definitely think it can be toxic to refuse to acknowledge negative emotions, but it can be helpful to remind yourself that there is hope and that negative experiences do pass. You don't have to "get over" negative emotions because it's a bad thing to have "negative" emotions, not at all, and please don't use this post to guilt yourself over negative or uncomfortable feelings. Just know... it's okay to be hopeful, it isn't foolish to wish for a good future for yourself

#mental health #mental health advocacy #this is the one thing about cbtherapy i actually like #didn't want to end it at cbt because y'all are weirdos (joking) #but like... i do think cbt has its place but that so often it's treated as the One Option For Being Cured and i think it's dumb #but that's a tangent from my 10 years of being in cbt and hating it (besides this. this lesson really is helpful imo) #talking about this a lot huh. but we fuckin BALL yo

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 108

So this time it wasn’t Danny’s fault, or even Boxy’s fault! And it wasn’t like Pandora’s box was open for more than a split second! But uh, still. This could be a bit of a problem, what with how it’s affected um, well, everyone. Living and ghosts. 

At least it’s not dangerous! Really, how bad can people getting animal aspects be? Well, besides the embarrassment. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Over in Gotham Catwoman is squealing with elation at her new cat ears and tail #Superman is bemused at being part dog now- his tail won’t stop wagging help #Jason is thinking this is some sort of sick joke when he scarlet robin wings #the claws are kind of cool though he’ll admit #Pet adoption centers get a lot of visitors thanks to people no longer being allergic to animals they previously were #Several people want to go back to sleep #other people want to know wtf is going on #danny definitely didn't do an oopsie #Tucker looking at himself: If I am a sphinx now I will be blaming you if Riddler or catwoman kidnaps me dude #Sam: At least aricaris can survive on my diet so I'm good #Danny & Tucker: How did you figure out the species so quickly???? #WHEEZE- box ghost is part box turtle now

[beaulesbian]

very cute that zoro was the one who was supposed to come and help usopp with this video, right? too bad he got lost on the way, but it's the thought that counts 😌

smth smth first mate being there for his friends

#like yes the others were mentioned but in a parallel universe zoro made it there #and then helped usopp with pointing out all his good qualities and smart thinking. yep #itd be funny if zoro would stand there like: i know luffy is and always will be my captain but its your birthday so you can go ahead today #this is half joking half serious tbh ive been thinking a lot about zosopp lately #zosopp #one piece #usopp #roronoa zoro #mine #gif:opla #gif:op other #opla

[arkiwii]

very sad still see the saria/silence divorce headcanon still going around

have you ever tried to consider that they never dated before lone trail because it would be unrealistic with the timeline and the events and also because it would be overshadowing the actual truth of why they couldn't get along

#i'll elaborate #firstly it's ok if you headcanon this i don't want to invalidate what people think #it's just that I think it's a fanon joke that have been going around for way too long #and I can't help but shed a small tear when I see people really headcanoning it #I personally think it's way more interesting if we consider that they never had something going on before Lone Trail #mostly because it's weird that they started dating in like some months when they barely knew or saw each other #but also because it adds nothing but just makes things even more harder for them #my personal headcanon is that Silence was maybe having feelings for Saria but like #you know these very premature feelings #like just “oh wow she's pretty and nice” #but nothing like really deep #but they never had anything going on before the diabolic crisis #and after lone trail after they made up and saw each other's true person #they start to actually get real feelings #I'm just complaining but I've been still seeing it around somehow and it's sad to me that this joke became a fact for many people #there's still a lot of fanfics about how they had been dating and now they're on bad terms #I think that going on the “they're exes” route is way too easy and actually hides the potential and interesting reason #of why Silence was mad at Saria #it's not because she hates Saria or blame her #it's because she's mad at herself for being so weak #really making them appear as exes just hides this really interesting truth and makes it all seem to be a sad love story #consider that they never had any of this and that this tension between them is because they blame themselves!! #their story is not a love story but above all a story about self love and acceptance #just my two cents enjoy my rambling i go back to bed now #(not putting this in the main tag I don't want to start a war I'm just rambling)

[asanjou]

HAPPY BELATED HALLOWEEN POST!!!

costume explanations & bonus retainers under cut ⬇️

kaguragi - big carrot. him and suzume used to go as big vegetables every year as kids....

yanma - cloud from final fantasy which exists in chikyuu because they made it in nkosopa. he was executive producer

gira - he's just a frankenstein. he's always some kind of classic monster so he can dress up and chase the village kids around

jeramie - lestat from the gay vampire movie. chikyuuan tom cruise is from ishabana

himeno - this is the lily james cinderella dress that had like 8 billion swarovski crystals or something on it or whatever. her version has 16 billion swarovski crystals, naturally

rita - the moffun suit was a bespoke commission and is very comfortable in the gokkan weather

douga - normal dad costume for a normal dad. hanna barbera are a constant in the multiverse i guess

shiokara - matchies with yanma. anyone else remember how his actor is crazy jacked

sebas - has been moffun every year at himenos request every year since he started working for her. the suit was officially made by the show production team

morphonia - would have put even less effort in if she could get away with it

kuroda - costume options while keeping the kuroko suit on are limited

gerojim - don't you think he would like to wear the fancy frilly suit for once?

#ohsama sentai kingohger #king ohger #gira hastie #yanma gast #himeno ran #rita kaniska #kaguragi dybowski #jeramie brasieri #i dont think retainers have last names do they #anyway this got way out of hand i meant for this to be a doodle originally OOPS #i need to draw rita properly at some point #a lot of ips from our world here but listen. theres only so many halloween costumes that arent from things and also im addicted to jokes #ty to didi & t-u-i-t-c for your help with costume ideas #post tag #art tag #ALSO this is my first time drawing gerojim but i should do it more hes so dear to me

[thesherrinfordfacility]

the more that ive thought about it (it of course being the argument clip), the more that i need to get something off my chest and defend aziraphale - not necessarily against anyone, not saying anyone is attacking him, but whilst crowley is my special apple crimble crumble boy, aziraphale is the goodest lil dude and there is nothing i wouldn't do for that messy man-

i think what a lot people forget about aziraphale is that he is so fucking clever, he is arguably more intelligent than crowley, but has the irksome, painful dichotomy of being kind. what kinda upset me in the clip is that crowley almost addresses aziraphale as if he's stupid, when he's anything but. aziraphale is fully aware that gabriel, michael, uriel etc are all wankers, he's not oblivious to it, but aziraphale is an unfailingly empathetic and compassionate angel, and will try to always see the best in people.

the fandom sometimes mistakes this for naivety or even ignorance, and it's not - aziraphale is not naive, he knows that these angels are shits and treat him poorly, but aziraphale has a pretty strong view on what an angel should be, what they should embody, and even though he knows deep down these other angels don't really follow the same blueprint, he hopes and he tries to remain optimistic and see the best in them. he hopes to be forgiven for his trespasses just as he forgives those who trespass against him✨

and so by the end of s1 i think he really does give up on being an angel ("just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" got the most satisfied, bashful grin on him we've ever seen) and instead is just a good person. and i think crowley fails to realise or accept this - not bc he's stupid either, but i think he sometimes really underestimates aziraphale and possibly because he thinks (possibly due to his own trauma- the apocalypse as well as the Fall) that god will never love a being that isn't good and godly at the same time. he can't accept that that the two things, being good and being godly, are entirely different concepts, and that in aziraphale the two must go hand in hand.

aziraphale understands the difference, and knows that he can still be loved by god even if he doesn't align himself with heaven anymore. so therefore its a real foreign idea, a ludicrous concept, to crowley that aziraphale is still being kind to gabriel, being compassionate, when in his mind this is the angel that wanted to kill them both and is a first class wanker to boot.

but i think that does actually show that, not in any way maliciously or intentionally but likely just as a projection borne out of anger and possibly self-hatred, crowley is thinking appalling little of aziraphale right now. does he really believe that the angel that he slithered up next to on the wall and who not only didn't smite him on sight but also conversed with him and listened to him and sheltered him from the first rain whilst not even bothering to shelter himself is incapable of being kind without being heaven's puppet?

so yes i totally get where crowley is coming from, and whilst it kills me a little inside to think that crowley might consider himself so unworthy of kindness and affection unless it originates from a systematic compulsive side effect of being a Holy Entity, i think he's being grossly unfair to aziraphale in not realising even after 6000 years of knowing him that aziraphale might just simply be a really kind person.

#good omens #good omens season 2 #corr big feelings being discussed here tonight lads #theres a lot more i could say about this theres so much to unpack #and noone is at fault in this but yeah i think bc of the ✨comedy✨ and 🤌angst🤌 value in this scene #aziraphale isnt being given due credit for just wanting to help a lost and lonely person? #like i joked about it but this is NOT gabriel? as far as we can tell atm this is just a person that looks like him??? #aziraphale is the goodest purest person in the world and truly is the only rep on earth that actually seems to embody ✨god✨ #gomens shitpost

[ehcahache]

In other Lando related news, McLaren are going to help Lando with his "harsh self-criticism"!

#lando norris #andrea stella #I'm actually relieved they are going to focus on his mental health too during this pre season #watching him call himself shit and a talentless person AND THEN hearing lots of journalists actually worried about him showed it was serious #it showed that whatever going on in his mind wasn't something to joke about #glad that they are getting him help