#just alex and his lists...

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

quotes from alex turner's favourite authors that make me want to put my face through a wall:

"although i have never been an actor in the strict sense of the word, i have nevertheless, in real life, always carried about with me a small folding theatre" - vladimir nabokov, despair

"there is a terrible emptiness in me, an indifference that hurts," - albert camus

"there is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself" - raymond chandler

"at eight, he had once told his mother that he wanted to paint air" - vladimir nabokov

"no man ever understands quite his own artful dodges to escape from the grim shadow of self-knowledge" - joseph conrad

"everything i've ever let go of has claw marks on it" - david foster wallace

"we're all lonely for something we don't know we're lonely for. how else to explain the curious feeling that goes around feeling like missing somebody we've never even met?" - david foster wallace

"i turn over a new leaf every day, but the blots show through" - keith waterhouse

"the truth will set you free. but not until it's finished with you" - david foster wallace

"curiosity is insubordination in its purest form" - vladimir nabokov

"i'm me and nobody else; and whatever people think i am or say i am, that's what i'm not, because they don't know a bloody thing about me" - alan sillitoe

"we live as we dream; alone” - joseph conrad

"i liked, as i like still, to make words look self-conscious and foolish, to bind them by mock marriage of a pun, to turn them inside out, to come upon them unwares" - vladimir nabokov, despair

"whatever you get paid attention to for is never what you think is most important about yourself" - david foster wallace

"i continued to stir my tea long after it had done all it could with the milk” - vladimir nabokov, despair

"i remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind" - edgar allan poe

"all the information i have about myself is from forged documents" - vladimir nabokov, despair

"how odd i can have all this inside me and to you its just words" - david foster wallace

"you will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. you will never live if you're looking for the meaning of life" - albert camus

#all of these are from books/authors alex has explicitly mentioned being a fan of #god i wish he talked more about what he reads because i find the books and authors people are drawn to fascinating #it's such an insight into someone's psyche #then again maybe that's why he doesn't talk about it a lot - the books you love are quite a personal thing #but yeah #having read a few things i just thought i'd compile a little selection of quotes from his favourite books/authors that #idk - stuck out to me as being very alex #and it's safe to safe i have well and truly destroyed my own heart in the process #i also now absolutely have to read despair by vladimir nabokov #it's one of his that i haven't read but i had a little flick through it and oh my god i can totally see why alex is so into it #this list was almost entirely just quotes from that book #there are SO MANY that are just painfully alex #(in my mind anyway) #anyway #enough rambling from me #i might have to do a part two of this at some point #alex turner #arctic monkeys #lulu posts

[ryllen]

‘ i am not used to on falling for ‘popular’ type of guy, so i have my doubts whether ur feelings are true. ‘ but he convinces u by saying how he specifically LOVES 2 gifts and u specially have fallen into that ‘specific’ LOVE list too

#these are just floods of text but i want to at one point seriously told him the doubt i honestly felt towards him #from his gift; movie; and movie treat list; i feel like he is never the picky type about things; he either likes or mostly okay with it; #but when it comes to what he loves he is actually picky about it; and that's the point of the debate here #sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #stardew alex #stardew valley alex #sdv farmer #stardew farmer #stardew valley farmer #fanart #the way he tolerates most thing make him great to have as companion to be tagged along for all kind of occassions #date; movie watching with his kids; grandparents; or just hanging out with friends with different likes #love how he has secret confidence deficiency but he is also the one pep talking u right now

[causticsunshine]

hate to remind y’all of this but louis really is just A Man™️

as are any other male celebrities you like. just mf dudes.

#celebrity worship dying between me and the mutuals and i’m loving it #‘fuck love island worst show i’ve ever seen end love island’ *hangs out with love island aus castmates* #*flips off israel flag but still eats his maccas like it’s not been on the boycott list for months* #doubtful he’s checked out the boycott lists or anything like you wanna pretend you’re actually an anarchist for once? do more white man!! #would i still [redacted] absolutely BUT he IS just a man #ideologies that should coexist: celebrities are just people + celebrities have reach and power every day people do not #and if you have a position of power/reach it doesn’t mean you’re excempt from x responsibilities and the like! #watch people accuse me of hating him again because i don’t kiss his ass 24/7. oh brother #alex talks

[warpspeedchiic]

#arctic monkeys #alex turner #soo many good ones that didn't make the list rip.... #tumblr pls allow 50 options per poll #7 might not be a popular one but its my fav atm i just love the inflection of his voice when he says it #from the tlsp zane lowe interview if you must know #and also 8 it's so funny lmaoo

[legolasghosty]

Cute autumn-themed nicknames for Willex plz and thank you, because PROMPTS ARE FUN YAY PROMPTS

Hello hi Inny I am SO SO SORRY I swear I have been staring at this for the whole month it's been in my inbox and just haven't had the spoons to writeeeee!! But here you goooo, hope you enjoy and it makes up for how long it took!!!

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Willie likes nicknames, okay? Sue him, they're cute little things to call the people he cares about! And if it happens to startle fun reactions out of them, all the better! They have a whole list they cycle through of silly things to call their boyfriend, and the way he blushes when they call him Hotdog or Drummer Boy never fails to make Willie's heart skip a beat or two.

So yeah, Willie likes nicknames. However, even though Alex enjoys being called by nicknames (at least by Willie), he's not usually one to use them. Until now apparently.

"I got your favorite, Pumpkin," Alex says as Willie wanders out of his bedroom at nearly 11 am.

"You're the best," Willie mumbles, taking the paper cup from him and relaxing into his arms. "Did you already have work this morning?"

"Yeah, I had to open," Alex explains, pulling Willie up against his chest. "I didn't want to wake you."

"Thank you," Willie responds, turning their head to kiss the side of Alex's neck without dislodging their place on his shoulder. "Late shifts are going to kill me."

"Please don't die," Alex murmurs, nuzzling his hair. "I'd miss you too much."

Willie chuckles. "I'll try."

He finally takes a sip of the coffee Alex brought home for him and sighs happily at the warm, chocolatey flavor of the mocha. As his brain wakes up though, he realizes something important about what Alex said earlier.

"Wait, this isn't pumpkin," he says, glancing up at his boyfriend in confusion.

Alex's brow furrows. "No?" he agrees, though it sounds more like a question. "You don't like pumpkin in your coffee?"

"Well yeah, but you said you got my favorite, pumpkin," Willie clarifies, rubbing a hand over his eyes to clear away the sleepiness.

"Oh," Alex says then, and a familiar blush starts to spread over his cheeks. "Sorry, no, I was trying to call you Pumpkin, not talk about the coffee flavor. Cause-" Alex cuts himself off to wave a hand down at Willie's body.

Willie looks down, confused, before realizing the shorts they'd slept in were bright orange. They stare for a second, then burst out laughing. "I didn't even notice," they admit.

Alex smirks and pulls them in closer. "I figured, since those aren't even yours I don't think."

"Since when do you have shorts like this?" Willie asks, still giggling.

"Since Reggie got them for me as a gag gift in August," Alex explains. "They look way better on you though."

"You called me a pumpkin," Willie points out.

"A really cute pumpkin," Alex counters.

Willie raises an eyebrow and takes a long, slow sip of his coffee.

"Well fine, should I call you something else then?" Alex offers.

Willie bites their lip to keep from smiling too much. "Well what did you have in mind?"

"Wouldn't you like to know, Sanderson," Alex teases, backing up and releasing Willie.

"Oooo, which sister am I?" Willie retorts, setting down their drink and following Alex into the kitchen.

"Oh, Sarah, definitely," Alex declares. "You've got the great hair and everything."

"So I'm the pretty one then?" Willie says, making a show of tossing said hair. It's definitely still a mess from him not tying it up before bed, but oh well.

"You are and you know it," Alex responds, smirking and leaning over to peck him on the cheek.

Willie tries to chase him for a proper kiss, but Alex turns around to face the stove. "Hey!" Willie protests.

"Sorry, I gotta make brunch, Maizy," Alex says, not sounding all that sorry.

"Okay, I'll bite, 'Maizy?'" Willie asks, moving over to cuddle up against Alex's warm back.

"Julie was going on a whole tipsy rant last week about how corn in Spanish is Maize, and so a corn maze is actually a Maize maze," Alex explains. He nudges Willie's arm aside just enough for him to reach the fridge and pull out an egg carton. "Plus, you're both corny and a-maze-ing, so it seemed fitting."

Willie can't help but giggle at the story. "Wow, so I'm pretty and corny and orange, good to know," they joke.

"Well the orange is temporary," Alex points out as he cracks a couple of eggs into a shallow bowl and whisks them around with a fork. "I suppose calling you Hot Chocolate would be more permanently accurate."

"Wowwww, comparing my physical appearance to food? Very progressive of you," Willie teases, knowing full well that's not what Alex meant.

"Hush you," Alex laughs, reaching around to poke Willie gently in the side with his free hand. "1, you're hot. 2, you're like the sweetest person I've ever known. 3, you drink so much cocoa in the winter that I swear you have a second stomach just for the stuff. And 4, it is not my fault that that paint chip EXACTLY matched your hair color."

"Hey don't you start on my beverage choices," Willie retorts, grinning and hooking his chin over Alex's shoulder to watch him throw the first piece of egg/milk soaked bread onto the frying pan. "You drink just as much tea as I do cocoa."

"It wasn't a critique, just a comment," Alex says, smiling like he's trying not to laugh. "Although I'm gonna run out of nicknames if you keep shooting them down this fast."

And somehow that's the thing that catches Willie off guard. Because Alex doesn't really call people nicknames. Let alone spend time thinking about various options.

Alex must feel Willie stiffen against his back, because he turns so he can wrap an arm around Willie's waist. "Sorry, I didn't mean to overstep," he says softly. "You just... you always have a ton of them for me, and I like it and you like it, so I wanted to return the favor. Or something. I don't know. Random thought while I was waiting up for you last night."

Willie quickly shakes their head. "No I don't mind," they say, catching Alex's gaze and smiling. "It just kinda surprised me I guess."

"So-" Alex starts, but Willie slaps a hand over his mouth before he can finish.

"You don't get to apologize for being the cutest and sweetest boyfriend ever," Willie informs him, before shifting his hand over to cup Alex's jaw and pushing up on his tiptoes to finally capture his lips with their own.

Alex chuckles against their mouth and pulls them closer, returning the kiss happily. They keep it short, since there's still food on the stove, but Willie stays glued to Alex's side while he finishes cooking.

Once everything is turned off and they're both settled at the table with their plates of french toast, Willie asks, "So do I get to see the whole list now?"

Alex groans, hiding his face in his hands. Willie suspects it's to conceal his smile. "You'll get the rest of them eventually," Alex promises. "Probably."

"I'm going to hold you to that, Applejack," Willie laughs.

Alex using nicknames is new. But Willie could definitely get used to it.

#legolas tag #julie and the phantoms #legolas ask #jatp #jatp fanfic #willex #alex mercer #willie jatp #I'm so so sorry again for how long this took! #I swear I'm tryinggggg #hmmm this is probably why no one sends me asks anymore... fair enough #I'm too slow :) #but they're so soft!!! #I love themmmm!!! #Alex does in fact have a list in his phone of silly autumn based nicknames for Willie #Willie has not found it yet #though he's looked #Alex has this one folder where he keeps a few notes hidden that he doesn't want Willie to see just yet #one is the nicknames #another is some song lyrics #a third one mayyyyy be a bunch of pictures of engagement rings #but shhhhhhhh don't tell Willie!

[innytoes]

Winter/X-mas Prompts #7: “If you’re cold they’re cold, let them in.” - “That’s a raccoon.” Luke pairing of your choice

He's neck deep in a song, music and melodies flowing through his brain, out his pen, but the lyrics aren't coming as easily as he would like. His humming and mumbling had long since driven Alex and Bobby away, leaving only Reggie (who was hyper-focussed on trying to make a friendship bracelet for Julie) and Willie behind in the living room.

Willie was fiddling with clay, sculpting tiny little antlers for his latest long furby monstrosity. It was snowing outside, the fake fireplace was going (Alex did not trust them enough to buy a house with a real fireplace, and he was right to), and all in all it would be a perfect cozy afternoon if he weren't stuck on this damn chorus.

"Oh hey," Willie said suddenly, breaking the not-quite-silence-because-Luke-wouldn't-stop-humming-the-same-four-notes. "Kitty's here."

"Hmm?" Luke asked, not looking up from his songbook. Maybe if he swapped the words around, it would be easier to find a rhyme with 'forget'.

"The stray I've been feeding. Don't tell Alex and Bobby." Yeah, Lex and Bobbert were all weird about rabies and fleas sometimes.

"It's freezing outside," Reggie said, worried. "Maybe we should make it like a little box or something, with some warm blankets?"

"If you're cold, they're cold, let them in," Luke muttered, half-remembering some kind of commercial that had been on TV a lot when he was a kid. Yeah, 'forget' worked way better as a final word.

He ignored the chill of Willie opening the sliding door, making cooing noises at the stray cat until it apparently came inside. "Do you want some smoked salmon, baby?" he asked. "Do you want to be a bougie boy? Yes you do!"

With the chorus finished, he could go on to the part where he'd switch off with Julie, maybe with Reggie too. He ignored Reggie whispering excitedly that Kitty was 'just so cute', ignored Willie sitting back down, ignored the little smacking sounds of a cat eating the last smoked salmon and the fact that Alex would probably be annoyed because he was hoping to have it as a snack on some crackers later...

"What the hell is this?"

Speak of the devil. Alex and Bobby had returned home.

"It was Luke's idea!" Reggie and Willie immediately threw him under the bus, which, rude. Even though he had been the one to suggest bringing the cat inside.

"Come on guys," he said, finally looking up from his song book to give a confused Alex and an annoyed Bobby his best puppy eyes. "It's super cold outside, you can't be mad at Willie for taking in a stray and saving it from..." He looked over at where Willie was sitting. On his lap, a raccoon was happily eating smoked salmon, clutching it in its little hands.

"That's a raccoon," he told Willie blankly.

"Yeah," Willie beamed. "Luke, meet Kitty."

#julie and the phantoms #fanfic #luke patterson #willie throckmorton #reggie peters #alex mercer #bobby shaw #I wrote a thing #au where they don't live in la/au where it snows in la because i did not think this prompt list through okay #either sunset skater or part of the greater polyphantoms polycule or who knows #furthering my willie + furbies agenda #Bobby debating if he can just nope right back outside and drive away #Alex grabs him by the back of his shirt before he can leave like: if I'm stuck dealing with this so are you asshole #raccoons

[nicoscheer]

He just gives favorite supportive uncle vibes

His dance reminds me of his trapped in a glass box bottle performance (at 9:30)

My brilliantly talented friend @mileskane has just released his exceptional album One Man Band.

It's truly his greatest work to date and I couldn't be more proud to work with him and on this record.

Go grab it this week to keep him top of the pops, he and this record fucking deserve it.

Love ya @mileskane you fucking icon xxxxx

#Miles Kane #the way the dude walked into the dude saw Miles and just moped the fuck out of there #his dance reminds me of the bottle dance he preformed during a tlsp interview #also I now need to see Miles dancing in the club like I just yeah him and Alex going wild in a club #08/08/2023 #09/08/2023 #Manchester #Norwich #Instagram #I just love the lil fucker #Youtube #can’t for the life of me remember where or when but recently Miles did an interview where he listed like his top 10 songs ever and bless his #heart the man added standing next to me and bad habits onto that list #which firstly sweet and cute to mention tlsp but also exactly the two songs where him and Alex are especially close to each other sharing #mics and breathing the same air #Milex #dance moves #dancing

[tmae3114]

Jaania's "all I've ever known from you is manipulation" is even more when you think about what Alexander Saga era Warlic was like

like, the intensely traumatised teenager who used bullying as a coping mechanism because he'd never known anything else and said things like "Welcome. I am the great and powerful Warlic." with complete sincerity? That's your master manipulator? Him?

he was a pretty unpleasant person to be around at that point in time, sure, but also he was like two minutes of silence away from feelings vomiting at all times. The closest he got to being capable of manipulation was taunting, I'm pretty sure, and it wasn't even good taunting

#Dragonfable #Like. Jaania. If you want to yell at him about what he was like when you were younger #there is a LAUNDRY LIST of things you could choose from #the bullying. the arrogance. the mightier-than-thou ego. #the treating you more like a prize to be won in his competitions with Alex than a person he wanted to get to know #but manipulation is not on that list #I got reminded that Jaania accused Warlic of gaslighting hey spymaster into thinking he experienced a fake murder attempt #and I'm just. Ma'am he's not even good at LYING

[paperlovesadness]

I do believe that checking setlists has now become very unhealthy for me.

This whole experience really went: 🎢 🔥

Because just look:

just keep looking

(is this actually real??? Is setlists dot fm messing with me?)

Like... What is this??? NOT ONLY TBHC BACK

NOT ONLY an entire setlist of their songs

EDIT TIME

[well I stand corrected because no covers. Just actual recordings being played] [but these are still interesting and exciting choices tbh]

but also TWO BONUS COVERS?

Barry White and THE BEATLES???? ExCUSE ME? [btw, do we have any recordings of that? 😩]

... but oh - you thought we could just have a nice moment of full-on-envy towards these lucky Indonesian folks? Nahhhh

Because WHERE - I am asking - IS ONE POINT PERSPECTIVE???????

Why. Why is my only question. Just why is it the TBHC songs that have to suffer most for that amount of AM songs to be in there ❤️‍🩹

(I suppose I still will take the win of TBHC not completely disappearing. WE'VE GOT HOPE TO HOLD ONTO)

#bye bye #I'm off to learn witchcraft #I can't trust Alex #I need to cast a spell and put my own version of a setlist in his head before the summer begins #this man seems like he saw my top picks of songs I want to hear live and just went: #'nah. she can't just have it all' #yes. thats what happened. this is personal. Alex Turners choices revolve around me for sure #and I compromised! #I understood I can't get Schwartz and Ultracheese and all these songs he put his whole soul into and now can't bare to sing live #(because too much vulnerability probably. or something of the sort) #I chose from the list he made himself! and he's still toying with it 🥺 #(ah. me and my first world problems innit) #well ANYWAY #I don't even know how to feel about these setlists anymore #Arctic Monkeys #more like Arctic Messing-with-my-head-Keys #setlist #// #my posts #my very unhinged posts

[overbearingstruggles]

I really wanna understand your love for kieran culkin, I loved him in Scott Pilgrim.

Oh my god this is so nice you really don’t have to ask but I love that you did!!!!!!!!

I wish I had a less lizard brain answer to attribute the spark to but sometimes you need someone to do something sexual in order for your brain to unlock that interest in them and the Roman/Gerri phone scene takes the prize. When I rewatched the show I had zero recollection of the emotional scene that happens right after because apparently I blacked out lol. So then I’m watching the rest of the show through new eyes which of course leads to huh, I definitely love this character and am attracted to this being, but do I also love this person? Anon, he’s so lovable! The pro and con of Kieran & Roman is there is A Lot of Kieran in the character. Uh the best parts, we hope. He’s this secure short king with quick wit who talks fast and can require a bit of attention but is humble as heck about how good he is at his job and has this quirky decorated right appendage and isn’t afraid to crack jokes when someone broaches the subject of his irl family or politely shut them down when he thinks they’re off base about something. I love the little bit I know about him and his wife’s relationship and the way they can publicly poke fun at each other. I love that he lived in the same tiny apartment from 19 to 39 until his wife finally said “you’re on a hit TV show.” I love how sweet and diplomatic he is when someone tries to poke him about Jeremy Strong being weird. I swear you can feel interviewers become infatuated with him for being a real and funny, charming person. In conclusion, I think he's neat!

#full disclosure Scott Pilgrim is bottom of the priority list of things to (re) watch. mostly because he looks like..that. but I will! #sometimes I'm like oh this was inevitable. the slow burn was in process it just needed an opportunity #then Alex took himself out and the gate opened #truly insane background I like to note for me but not important to anyone else ever #feel like I always had a general goodwill towards all the Culkins even if I couldn’t be bothered to learn the difference between 2 of them #before Kieran's SNL had you held a gun to my head and asked me to identify which was Kieran or Rory 50% chance I'm dead #I only listen to WTF eps if I have a vague interest in the guest so I know I listened to Macaulay's episode years ago and Kieran’s in 2020 #and I know I came out of those happy to keeping rooting for them from afar - Kieran was great! - but it didn’t awaken anything. #his Conan episode is wonderful! but I wasn't digging in from that #S1 of Succession is so Kendall focused you don't get enough Roman but then he becomes the one we know the most about his childhood and #he goes from this little weirdo to fascinating puzzle #and through that just watching Kieran be good at his job is so hot! but also be good in a way that he makes seem effortless #and not too serious which is also importantly hot. no one really likes an actor who is weird about being an actor. he's just like that #then you factor in his personal relationship with J Smith-Cameron and her husband and it's so motherfucking adorable. I? #answered ask #KC #thank you anon this gave me so much energy last night lol

[pyxsysboxes]

Misc self-indulgent userboxes, we do love collecting keychains and pins though we don't really get to grow those collections :)

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[Read our DNI before interacting or using, non-traumagenics and supporters fuck off]

#I'll take the caps off the end bit but it will be staying as that #Anyways we have 14 acrylic keychains 5 metal keychains and a cat paw keychain with a pink bell #The 5 metal are genshin visions one of them we gave away #The 14 are 12 genshin character keychains (Diluc Childe Xiao Zhongli Kazuha Kokomi Gorou Thoma Raiden Ayaka Yoimiya and Yae) #And the 2 others are an older Lucio one Alex bought during his hyperfixation on The Arcana and a Hunter keychain that just arrived #As for pins uh we had a lot and lost like half and I cannot list the ones we have I don't know all the ones we have #And I would need to use pictures #Anyways LOL tags #mod hels [♦️] #userboxes #userbox #Dunno what to tag this #object interests #That's all I got #endos dni

[priestfrommidnightmass]

i’m rereading red white and royal blue again right now and first of all i am Flying through it i’ve been in a severe reading slump for like months and months and have read 150+ pages in one day and the only reason i stopped is because i went to see my friends but SECOND. reading the book is kinda making me realize how shitty the movie is like okay it’s not Shitty it’s just so different and they got rid of like so many of my favorite elements. third i’m never going to forgive the director for writing out june i genuinely am NEVER going to forgive for how much we missed out on

#the fucking scene when june takes out the magazine 😭😭😭😭😭 sob #june and alex’s dynamic is one of the best parts of the book like WHY WOUKD YOUBGET RID OF THAY!!! #so much complexity was gone from the movie.. #just in general #they didn’t let us see enough of how obsessed alex was with henry. like they just MADE HIS ASS BISEXUAL!!! #YOU RID HIM OF HID WHOLE JOURNEY!!! #deep breaths because ma it’s not that serious #but the book is just sooooo good it’s exactly what i need in my life rn #i should’ve directed this movie . i could’ve saved it #it also would’ve been three hours long bc i’m an overwriter but ok sometimes it’s ficking NECESSARY #if i weren’t reading so fast i would’ve been making a list of everything that im sad got written out

[lolexjpg]

.

#slowly revamping my layout for a more alex&logan centric theme. if u care #i will change the header i just have 2 decide which moment of logan gazing longingly at alex to gif for it #in the meantime i've updated my tier list. carlos has been demoted for his crimes #she speaks #f1dump

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

You want to be transported into your favorite media so you can interact with your Blorbos and rail your faves. I want to be transported into my favorite media so I can show Fox Mulder the hit 2020 song WAP by Cardi B ft Megan Thee Stallion. We are not the same.

#i just think Mr Mulder deserves to have a hoe era and i think that WAP would either kickstart that #or blow the skin right off his face the second he heard the phrase wet ass pussy #i would also show Alex Krychek but i think he would just be like lol ok wig 💅 and then ask me about the current surveillance state #literally i have like three or four different medias i want to pop into #just to show a character WAP and get their opinions on it #the list is Fox Mulder Eddie Munson Miles Edgeworth and Geromino Stilton if anyones curious

[void-tiger]

…I really need a [Someone] Saves Dream And They Had Time To Fully Plan fic where they actually pack the poor guy some damn clothes. INCLUDING underwear. (I’ve read a handful now where they see Dream in the snowglobe completely naked and have to return and they NEVER give the poor guy some damn clothes from their Rescue Kit. Ever.)

…followed by…

C’MON. You have the guy at your apartment or stop by a motel or convenience store…and you can’t just pick up a pack of boxers?! Give the guy a clean pair from your sock drawer along with the random tshirt and sweatpants? Bathrobe?

(No I’m not letting this go.)

#dream rescue fanfic #dream of the endless #morpheus sandman #…I REFUSE to believe that going commando is confortable #give the poor guy some underwear already!! #[adds to list of what I’ll just write myself…someday. maybe.] #…look if I do write it it’s gonna be with an OC Guard who’s WAY over her head and just wanted to pay rent and college tuition #but once she’s there she can’t just LEAVE him #but can’t. y’know. figure out a way to get him out either #so she plans. and plans. spends Alex’s Money #(hates herself the entire time. feels dirty even taking the money. takes vindictive pleasure in spending it. shoves it at charity.) #she has a stockpile of food and clothes and first aid and blankets in the boot of her car at this point #but can’t work out a sensible plan to take on guards and Get Out #and. idk. reads anything she has aloud. claims it’s to pass time and get better at voiceover work #(it’s actually to Enrich the Enclosure while she waits) #and…let’s say Hob notices one of his students stops attending his class. #or is attending but the submitted work is spotty #something is Clearly WRONG. #student breaks down (either after class/office hours or via email to Discuss Her Grade) #(or at The New In ) #it all comes tumbling out disjointedly #’there’s a naked man trapped in a glass globe but idk how to get him out. he’s not human or he’d be dead by now’ #not sure which is spicier: hob realizing That’s His Stranger #or NOT Knowing but His Student Is Distressed and Some Entity Is Being Tortured #and…let’s have Hob track down Johanna. because Definite Magical Crimes going on here #[handwaves Dramatic Rescue] #they get Dream out #Dream gets some damn clothes (and underwear) from Student’s backpack #and they all head back to The New Inn to check Dream over more thoroughly #aside from shoving gentle liquids like clear gatorade and bone broth at him + bandaging the scrapes and imbedded glass

[starburstgalexies]

biggest bisexuals of teyvat: venti, ayaka, thoma, miko, kokomi

smallest bisexuals of teyvat: heizou (got stuck on his ex-girlfriend so hard he could only make boyfriends afterward), kazuha (so demi he used to think he was homosexual because he loved one (1) man), childe (small bi energy AND small dick energy. pick a struggle), alhaitham (can't even get hard for a woman without being humiliated), wanderer (if he got a healthy relationship he wouldn't know what to do with it), xingqiu (he is just small in general. he uses it to his advantage)

#the advantage is namely climbing onto the laps of his boyfriends and girlfriends #also while considering gnshn characters i hc as bi i realized #binazuma #this is NOT the complete list of whom i hc as bi i just had to keep it on beat #there are middlest bisexuals of t.eyvat too. like a.lbedo #and z.hongli and g.orou and y.un j.in- you know what. maybe geo is the element of middle bisexuals #ales of alex #genshin impact