#just notice all of them are bissexual too

[idknwhatputhere]

The fact that the villains really like Tim Drake

#dc comics #dc #batman #the riddler #harley quinn #catwoman #tim drake #just notice all of them are bissexual too

[chocolatte-del-lago]

The LanOpi appreciation post no one asked for

Today we'll do an in depth annalysis on the weirdest illusion i've ever had (And I still have to this day), today we will rock you talk about LANSELOT HAMILTON and the FEMALE OPINION LEADER relationship and yes, I know no one ships it, and i also know i've embarassed myself once about this ship after being too shy to the point of writing it in japanese in hopes of converting more people to this thing (it failed), and I'm also 100% sure i will be stupid AGAIN. Please enjoy this stupid essay (I 'm already taking too much time writing this thing).

Note: I've got no money to buy a switch and the silly unicorn game

DISCLAIMER: I DIDN'T CHECK IF THIS WALL OF TEXT IS WRITTEN CORRECTLY AND IT'S FULL OF SPOILERS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK !

BEGIN!

One could ever wonder "why would anyone ship this thing" and i would answer "because we are silly".

First, let's talk about the obvious here, the Female Opinion Leader has no name, no history and no importance to the plot at all, since because 1. The game doesn't show anything happening inside the Revolutionary Army 2. Ogre Battle 64 confirmed that the main character is Destin Faroda (the Male Opinon Leader). And right now you're probably thinking "What do we do with this information?" nothing! We are about to headcanon the whole thing! *cheers*

The beggining of this silliness

IT ALL STARTED WHEN IT BEGAN, most people who i've seen that ships them it's mostly because Lanselot was 4 levels ahead of the main character, creating the illusion that he was a strong guy that could easily wipe entire houses with a swing of his sword (they do this again in Tactics Ogre) and because of this he was always used in the frontlines while creating a weird scenario where he would protect the opinion leader from an atomic bomb, and then you ask me "Warren was level 4 too-" an then I will answer: IS WARREN A HOT 36 YEARS OLD MAN WITH TRAUMA???????? he's a mage with two dogs and not a knight with silver armor voiced by DIO BRANDO (Takehito Koyasu... on the saturn version), the whole helmet thing covering his face.... aaaaaah. Now let's go to the other topic....

The INTERACTIONS

EXHBIT ONE!

The first interaction between Lans and Opi (I will call her like this now) happens during Castle of Warren (the training stage), he's the first unit to join you in the game. The weird thing starts right at their first meeting...

this fucking weirdo says that her eyes are beautiful???? ON THEIR FIRST MEETING????? Before you start saying "he says this to Destin too" fuck it, if you ship Lans with Destin just swap the female leader name on the essay and you will get the same thing (LANSELOT HAMILTON BISSEXUAL KING??????)

EXHBIT TWO!!!!!

WE ARE GOING NOW TO THE END OF THE GAME !!11!1111! (WOOOOOOOW I LOVE BEING A THE MARCH OF THE BLACK QUEEN FAN! ONLY 3 INTERACTIONS OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO)

We'll now analyse each one of the endings of the game AND see how can we interpret this as PEAK ROMANCE.

(Thanks video game museum for the pics! (Ending for Ogre Battle-World End (Super NES) (vgmuseum.com))

WORLD ENDING

This one is savage, this is where we see how Lans don't like Tristan and gossips with Warren! "If I weren't a royal knight, I would be tempted to stay with Opi" JUST GO LANSELOT, YOU CAN DO THIS! FOLLOW THE RED HEAAAAAAD

EMPRESS ENDING (Emperor if you like gays)

Notice how he doens't give a damn about the Opinion Leader reigning over Xenobia? Bet he loves thinking about her as his queen...

MOON ENDING (AKA THE LANOPI ENDING)

First of all, fuck you ogre battle saga wiki, spreading misinformation about this ending only being acessible with Ashe! What an insult to the LanOpi fandom (we are 3 people)!

Lanselot then pops out of nowhere and asks if the opinion leader left... and Tristan answers that she went away! That's Lans reaction:

(footage was taken in my tablet from my gameplay from 3 years ago because NO ONE DOES THIS VERSION OF THE ENDING)

Second, this ending is so cute oh my god 😢, the way Opi leaves thinking that she isn't important to Xytegenia anymore and Lans going after her right after... he wants to protect her so bad 💔💔💔 Tristan probably already knows about Lans' devotion to the leader and.... and... GO AWAY HANGED MAN! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO

HANGED MAN ENDING (THE ANGST LANOPI ENDING)

They then decides to kill her-

This was my first ending... I remenber that it was an afternoon and my reputation was 0 and my ALI probably 60+...

Look, not to sound like an psychopath, but this is one of the endings that define LanOpi (AND MAKES TRIOPI LOOK WEIRD 🙏). The way it starts with him and Tristan talking with each other... Tristan knew Lanselot was the closest person to the Leader but also his most loyal knight. When faced with the decision of killing her, Lans was in shock, he didn't want to do this, but when Tristan said that if not him, himself would do the job. Lanselot probably promissed that hewould never let anyone kill Opi, he didn't want to break this promisse so he decided to do it himself... The way he reacts after killing her, he's certainly crying about what he just did, asking God to forgive him...

Even worst is that the epilogue implies that Opi was easily forgotten by the people, Tristan probably burnt everything that belonged to her and all that Lans could do was to watch. The fact that she's never mentioned again, probably Lans still has to hide her existence to the world, having to only mention Destin to others, he has to carry the burden of being one of the few people who saw her helping the kingdom, but also being the one who got hid of her for the sake of his selfish king...

I can't guys... I can't do this no more...

(dubbed Saturn version on NicoNico: 【アーウィンド行軍記】伝説のオウガバトル【HANGEDMAN 】 - ニコニコ動画 (nicovideo.jp))

Tower Ending

There's nothing much to say about this ending, Lanselot only appears to tell Tristan that Rauny is fighting Opi's evil troops, he's just a placeholder here...

High Priestess Ending (Anti-LanOpi and... TriRau? Ending that actually.... huuh, i will explain this)

The TriOpi ending, the one where the most shitty character of all time in Ogre Battle marries the second hottest Ogre Battle character (The first place? obviously it's EMPRESS ENDORA!!!!! (Deneb ain't even the top 5)). Before you say that the reason I think it's a 10% LanOpi/TriRau ending because I like cuck porn (no, i hate this genre), it's because for some reason, Rauny (the canon woman who married Tristan) pops up in the wedding and says "Oh wow! We did it..." and for some reason, our token knight Lans appears and says "It's been years i've been here!"

we all know that after this wedding these two went to some tavern to cry because of TriOpi.

CONCLUSION!!!!!!!

i hate myself, no one is reading this shit 😭 but if any of you wants to see more about LanOpi... just check the tag or ask me! hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahah

#ogre battle #lanopi #ship analysis

[gyll-yee-haw]

a smut about the bissexual bi Morf lol

Ok, I'm kinda nervous about posting this cause I never wrote anything like this, but I can't get this out of my head…🥵 hope you like it!

Warnings: dom!reader, pegging, praising kink, oral (male and female), unprotected sex, teasing in public, heavy degradation and a plot twist…

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I'm gonna go straight to the point: Morf is a sub

It's funny cause you see a man that size (👀), who knows how to be rude to people when he has too, and he often does at work

And when he has to protect you too… he calls you his diamond and if anyone either flirted or was mean to you, he would make them regret it

But when you were alone… things were a bit different

From the very start of your relationship you notice how Morf preferred that you were in charge in bed

It all started when you called him "good boy" as a joke, but he blushed immediately

So you decided to go further and start telling him what to do, always on a sweet tone, and he would obey

"Want me to ride your cock, honey?" You told him. "Take your clothes off and wait for me in bed."

You would ride him, pulling his hair and saying nasty stuff, he was a moaning mess under you

And when he asked you if he could cum was when you knew… your sexual life was about to get lit

"Yes, baby." You smirked. "Fill me up like the good boy you are."

And things escalated pretty quick after that

You know he eats pussy with passion and he would often beg you to sit on his face

He would also love having his hands tied up while you jerked him off

He liked to see the marks of the rope on his pale skin

But a life changing experience happened one time when you were sucking him off and your finger accidentally touched an area that was new for you… but the way he reacted… priceless.

"What it it, baby?" You would mock him. "You want me to fuck you with my finger?"

He nodded eagerly. "Please."

When you shoved one finger inside him, he moaned loudly and his cock throbbed

Fuck. That was hot.

You grabbed a bottle of lube to help you slide another finger in

You didn't touch his cock for the rest of the night, made him cum only with your fingers

It was such a beautiful sight watching his shooting his load on his belly untouched

The two of you were a whole new couple after that night

First thing you did the next morning was buy a strap-on

The first time you used it, you were more nervous than him

Of course, Morf had been with men before

But seeing YOU wearing that… he was shaking in anticipation

And once you learnt how to use that… you tried every possible position (yes I'm talking about him giving you a blowjob as you praised the shit out of him. "Yeah, baby… sucking me off so well")

But you were afraid to lose that sparkle on Morf's eyes when he saw you putting it on

So you decided to save it for special occasions

One day, it had been over a month since he last saw it

He missed it so bad, but he was afraid to ask and get punished for it

That night was a big night. Morf organized an art exhibition in town, and it was the opening night

Sounds like a special occasion to me

Oh yes, I forgot to mention… Morf has a HUGE prasing kink

Doesn't matter if we're talking about praising his body or his work. Both drove him crazy

So you would tease him in public during it and whisper in his ear: "So proud of you, baby. This is amazing. I think we should celebrate when we get home. How about I fuck you real good, huh? Make you my little slut again…"

He just muttered a little "fuck" in return

If it depended on him, that night could end right there, he just wanted to go home

But he needed to talk to some important famous guests before

You would chuckle and say: "You better not let anyone see how fucking hard you are for me. I know it's hard when your cock's so big…"

"Enough." He replied, grabbing you by the arm and pulling you to the corner of the room

You were in shock, you didn't expect that at all

"You have to learn some manners." He said angrily. "I'm working right now and I'd appreciate if you stopped acting like a fucking bitch."

You stood there paralyzed as you watched him going back to talk to the guests

The night dragged and Morf didn't even look towards you until it was time to leave

You were determined to make him regret calling you a bitch when you got home

But he had other plans

As soon as you walked into the bedroom, he grabbed you with his strong arms and forced you to bend down on the bed

He didn't even bother taking your clothes off, he pulled your panties to the side and fucked you until you cried

You thought he would apologize? Well, but in the end, you did

You came just by how rough he was treating you

"Fucking dumb slut, you need to learn how to behave if you want to be seen with a man like me."

"You like it when I take you to those fancy places, huh? But you belong in this bed, where you're nothing but a hole for me to use."

Then he left you there. Your entire body hurting. His cum leaking out of you. And your head was an absolute mess…

#morf vandewalt #morf vandewalt smut #morf vandewalt x reader #jake gyllenhaal #jake gyllenhaal smut #jake gyllenhaal x reader

[heyvivalapluto]

rose granger-weasley headcanons:

ravenclaw

her middle name is minerva because of professor mcgonagall

she hates when people call her “rosie”. ron is the only one allowed to call her that

she’s daddy’s little girl. and she loves to be.

but hermione is her best friend. and no, it’s not weird

cat lover!!!!

she’s a bit smaller than albus, but still tall

either a black powerful woman or a fiery redheaded. either way, she has beautiful freckles

one of the brightest minds of the wizard community.

her favorite colors are also the same colors as her lgbt flag: purple blue and pink.

she’s a bissexual disaster.

i mean, she knows how to flirt and stuff, but she falls in love way too quickly and becomes a mess about her feelings. a total romantic

she actually accidentally flirts and half the world falls in love with her

her favorite uncle and aunt are bill and fleur

she loves the beach and the countryside

her patronous and animagus is a ginger cat

loves long showers

has a mug collection

avid reader

FANFICTION FANFICTION FANFICTION

cooks better than molly herself, but she’ll never agree with it, because “there’s no better food than granny’s”

makes part of the rare group of people that looks great in yellow

seems to be fragile, but is the most badass person people will ever meet

invented “looks like a cinnamon roll, but could actually kill you” trope

she likes so many things that she has no ideia what to do for a living. sometimes she wants to have her own inn at some beach, sometimes to be a quidditch player and sometimes to be a journalist

*feminist*

her favorite fruit is mangoes

she is lowkey in love with scorpius

she’s so gentle, so brave.

heart of gold

although she probably will kick ass and take names anytime, anyplace. she’s a total hot head, even if she seems so delicate

plays chess with her father, whenever she can. she always lets him win

pretty brown eyes.

terrible at taking care of plants

her favorite subject at hogwarts is potions, but she sucks at chemistry. her favorite muggle subject is english literature

she did go to a muggle school before attending hogwarts

rose is a great writer

smart mouth

she’s always exhausted because she’s fighting the patriarchy

devil in disguise was made specifically for her. she sure looks angelical and is good hearted, but boi is she bad tempered

her voice is really unique. it’s deep, but somehow sweet and delicate. she talks and it seems like she’s singing

seriously she got it so bad for scorpius. she’s so in love

knows how to dance ballet, but doesn’t really like it, because of all the toxic behaviors of that universe

she’s overconfident at the most ridiculous times

her over confidence is about “yeah, of course i can do this”, but she actually can’t. like seriously, never dare this girl. ever.

she’s an oblivious heartbreaker. she sure is gorgeous and people tend to fall easy for her (i mean, come on), but she tends to not notice people who might have a lowkey crush on her, because she only has eyes for those she’s fallen for (for now is scorpius)

she’s very straightforward about her thoughts on any subject

dreams about a big wedding

she always loses her keys. no one knows how she does it, but she does.

her favorite flowers are lilies

her favorite show is new girl and has a major crush on cece

“i might have a tiny little crush on scorpius”

bonus: scorpius likes her back. he just sucks at flirting. or communicating at all

she’s addicted to sitcoms

she has the horrible habit of biting her nails

she never gets sick. it doesn’t even make sense

big brain. fierce mind. i’m serious, she’s a genius

rose will always help anyone in need.

“‘dude’ but like... romantically”

her favorite ice cream flavor is coconut

goofy, overconfident, flirtatious and desperate for approval: that’s her aesthetic. that’s it

“men should never have an opinion on anything.” and “i’ll be nicer, if you’re smarter” are her mottos.

she is the queen of self love, but she’s still human and still is ron weasley’s daughter. so she eventually stops believing in herself and thinks she will never be good enough

she just wants to make her parents proud

she just wants to protect and honor their legacy.

oblivious? duh

she actually sucks at giving advice. why people still come to her? but of course rose will always be there for anyone

her laugh is way too loud, but she’s never ashamed of it.

knows fluent french, because of her aunt fleur. she actually goes almost every summer to france to visit gabrielle, along with fleur and her cousins: dominique, victoire, teddy and louis

rose actually learned french because she realized how left out fleur was around the weasleys. they didn’t seem to appreciate her and rose couldn’t stand by that

i mean, fleur is awesome and rose knows it.

she hates to wear her hair in ponytails. she just hates it

she actually can make any spells without her wand. she just uses it for the aesthetic

she used braces for a while, because of her grandparents

rose is always exhausted. she needs at least 12 hours of sleep to be rested, but at the same time, she manages to sleep only 3-4hours per night. constantly

she is a workaholic, thus her awful sleep schedule

always fighting with roxanne, but they are really close. they fight because they love each other

her favorite cousins are albus, louis and james

jealous type

but is terrified about having a toxic behavior

advocate of those without a voice

pancakes supremacy

hates to see blood

actually, rose doesn’t even see james as her cousin because they are so close.

she sometimes believes they are platonic soulmates.

they get along so well it astounds anyone who sees them together

they are best friends

okay, so james and rose’s relationship is so strong and they love each other so much. it’s unmatched. of course albus is her favorite cousin and friend, but with james? he is her soulmate, simple as that

“SOULMATES DO NOT HAVE TO BE ROMANTIC, DAMN IT”

james and rose’s duo is about how easy they connect. they are both bad tempered and ultra kind, and also believe in “be gay, do crimes” motto. he never lets her feel alone and is the first to hear her problems and vice versa; she says he is her older and male version.

rose’s is captain of her quidditch team. she’s one of the chasers.

she’s very competitive

she’s very protective of her friends

rose will always take care of the ones she loves

rose is big fan of elton john

“this boy got me fuckt up” / “what boy?” / “william shakespeare.”

brutally honest

imagine anne shirley mixed with katara.

#rose weasley #headcanons rose weasley #headcanon #hermione granger #ron weasley #romione #hp #hp headcanon #scorose #heyvivalapluto headcanons

[ayellowcurtain]

- maybe something about elia heard some girl talk about how filo is beautiful and he go al “yes and it's mine” mood - 

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Elia is in love with Filippo. It took him a little while to make terms with it, but he’s more than comfortable to admit it now. Head over heels in love with Filippo. In the back of his mind, he always knew that being bissexual was a possibility, but he was not willing to experiment it until he met Filippo. 

But Filippo is not in love with him, he knows that as well. He probably likes Elia very much and he already told Elia (when he was drunk) that he was the best sex he ever had. But he’s not in love. Elia can be like a train at full speed, but he pays attention, more than people would assume of him. 

And he noticed that there is someone else for Filo. Not currently, but maybe some ex boyfriend or something that comes back to Filippo’s mind from time to time. Elia did his homework, stalking Filo’s social media and found some guy that always likes his pictures, or leaves some sassy comments. 

That’s how Elia discovered that he can also be a very jealous man. He wants to find the guy and ask him who the fuck allowed him to be playing with Filo’s emotions like that. But he won’t do that, knows better that Filippo would never forgive him for intruding in his life like that, like Filo needs someone to take care of him, he doesn’t. 

So, the second best choice is to make Filippo forget that the other dumbass ever existed. He becomes the master on everything that Filippo likes. 

Elia always cooks him breakfast or dinner whenever he sleeps at Filo’s. Makes them some delicious, strong coffee to help Filippo concentrate on his studies. Gives him the best sex of his life whenever they want to. It’s even always wiling to be his model when he needs it. 

But one day he ends up talking too much, as always. He’s sprawled on Filippo’s bed, gasping, trying to recover and to cool down a little and Filo is already getting his phone on the nightstand, sitting and looking at something and Elia had enough. 

“Talking to your boyfriend?” 

Filippo stops whatever he is doing, looking at Elia over his shoulder. 

“My boyfriend?” 

“Yeah, the ugly guy that always comments on your pictures, who you always like his picture. You know the one.” Filippo rolls his eyes and doesn’t answer. Elia sighs, never thought he would be the one to have a heartbreak. 

And he won’t, so he gets up, picking his clothes from the floor. 

“Were are you going, Elia?”

“To the party. I’ll meet you there.” 

“Elia...” Filippo sighs, watching as Elia wiggles to put his pants back on. Elia raises one eyebrow, but none of them tries to continue the conversation, so he turns around and leaves Filippo alone, looking at his empty room. 

Luca lives like two or three streets down from Filo’s place, so Elia goes there, to wash his face, recover for a little and also drink a few beers while they wait for the others. 

Elia is oddly quiet, but the boys decide to wait to talk to him tomorrow, if he still needs it. Usually partying all night long helps his grumpiness. Nobody seems to be in a rush tonight, still looking around,  at everyone that’s at the party. 

Of all people that Elia didn’t wanna see tonight, the ugly guy that Filo knows is the first one. But there he is, coming inside the house like he owns the place, he’s got this suave attitude that already pisses Elia off. 

He’s taken aback when Filippo is right in front of him, a second later has his hand on Elia’s neck, kissing him as if they were alone. Elia drops his beer can on the floor, wrapping his arms around Filo’s waist, pulling him closer. 

“Ok, can you stop sucking faces now?” Martino puts a hand on Elia’s shoulder and the other one on Filo’s, just to annoy them, laughing. 

When they’re done, with puffy lips, out of breath, Elia smirks, kissing Filippo’s cheek before taking his arms off Filo and they’re alone in the kitchen.  

“That’s a nice surprise...” 

“You need to stop doubting me.”

“When that happened?”

“I don’t have a boyfriend.” Filo is back to their normal bantering. 

“Oh, you don’t?” 

“No.” Elia just nods, getting the now empty can out of the floor and leaving it inside the sink, getting two beers for him and Filippo. A girl interrupts them, coming inside the kitchen, looking closely at both of them. She’s definitely Elia’s type if he wasn’t taken. 

But she seems to prefer Filippo, asking him for a beer and calling him baby, complimenting him on his style, saying that he’s very handsome, emphasis on the very. 

“I agree.” Elia nods, looking at Filippo, watching how Filippo will handle the situation, but Filippo is still confused, paying more attention on Elia than on the girl. “Sorry, love, he was busy kissing me, your timing is a little off.” Elia gives her his beer and lets her walk away. 

#skam italia #elippo #elia santini #filippo sava #elia x filippo #skamit

[wildestschemmentis]

I never realized you are a hardcore HP fan. I love ur wynonna earp headcanons, do you have any good headc abt HP?

Oh i will die loving this saga despise the fact J.K Rowling went the way she went. uh i do have a lot, mostly of romione and their kids but i’ll try to talk about everyone.

- Hogwarts changed so much that now the hufflepuffs are the bullies - there’s a lot of places in hogwarts with the names ‘’potter’’, ‘’weasley’’ and ‘’granger’’ in it and the next gen cringes at it but they feel very proud of what they did- victoire and teddy started dating in their sixth year bc of a slugh party (teddy doesn’t care about genders at all)

- contrary to the popular belief in the fandom i dont picture rose as being bookworm like hermione, no, she is very much like ron, she eats all the time, swears all the time (’’Honestly, Rose, i will ground you until you are 21 years old if you ever talk like this!’’ says Hermione on day), and she is good at quidditch, makes into the team as a chaser on their third year.

- Hugo is gay. The entire family is okay with this and Ron who is a very teddy bear and protective father is like ‘’alrite but no man is good for my son’’. Hugo is the male version of Hermione, always anxious about homework and trying to follow the rules but he has fun when everyone hangs out at hogsmeade. he is ravenclaw and has a crush on the captain of their quidditch team. 

- Ron still works in the shop with George and since now is canon that Hermione becomes the Minister, he is the granger-weasley residence a lot more and loves to cook. Word gets around and one day they are at Hogwarts and a Hufflepuff says Ron wears the panties in the family to get into Rosie’s head (she has a temper), Ron doesn’t understand it and when Hermione explains it to him he just laughs and says ‘’you bet you ass i am laddie’’.

- Romione are so in love it hurts and Rose, who is very into tv shows, compares them to Peralta and Amy all the time. 

- Harry and Ginny are living in Godric’s Hollow now and he rebuilted the Potters house but no one lives in there.

- James is as bad with girls and Harry was and Ginny makes fun of them all the time, Lily is also a Ravenclaw and it’s on the quidditch as well, Albus doesn’t like quidditch but is good at defense against the dark arts, specially when Harry retires from being an auror and starts to teach at Hogwarts.

- Arthur and Molly bought a lot of houses in ottery st. catchpole and all the Weasleys live in there in a lot of Burrows of their own.

- Fred II follows the rules as much as Hugo and his father is kinda sad about it but in the other hand Percy’s kid are the new troublemakers.

- Astoria, Hermione and Ginny are always having a girls night out bc why the fuck not.

- Someday the daily prophet notices that Ron and Harry are a couple and Rose compares it with Frankie and Gracie, it becomes a recurring joke in family reunions.

- Draco still doesnt get along with them all but it’s okay with Scorpio and Rose dating. Ron, on other hand, is still protective and Hermione too, but she pretends she’s okay with it so Rose can confide on her. 

- The Grangers are a huge part of everyone lifes now. Hermione doesn’t rule them out since Australia, they know everything about the wizarding world and they even were allowed to watch Rose playing a match one day at Hogwarts.

- Also, Hermione is Hermione J. Granger Weasley now, she keeps all the names and Ron changes it when they renew their vows cuz Rose told him about Beyoncve and Jay-Z

- Everyone calls Harry the Uncle Who Lived

- Rose and Scorpio only get alonge after their fourth year. 

- You know who else is gay? Charlie. When Hugo comes out, also in the fourth year of Hogwarts, he gathers the courage to talk about it with his family, but he marries a muggle and Arthur couldn’t be happier.

- I like to think Lily is bissexual bc i had a lot of bi vibes from Ginny

- Hermione is very KinkyTM and teached a lot. I MEAN A LOT of stuff to Ron. She keeps her hogwarts uniform, he keeps his quidditch one.

- Theres a ball at hogwarts on their fifth year and James ask Lavander’s daughter out, she’s as needy as Lav-Lav was and everyone makes fun of him about it, Ron is the only one who gets it and its like ‘’dude. don’t let her give you a necklace’’. 

- There’s a room in the granger-weasley residence full of books for Hermione (and Hugo of course), it was Ron who builded it with the help of Harry.

- When the trio fights someone always ask if they are broking up (’’I should be so lucky, says Ginny, who started the joke)

- Albus is assexual and has a owl who looks exactly like Hedwig

- At some point of her early teenage years rose wants to be an youtuber (’’You can’t, people do magic all the time in this house, i am the Minister Of Magic, for god’s sake! says Hermione) 

- Ron is bad with technology and so is Harry 

anyway i could go on forever about this

#hp next generation #romione #hp #longpost #headcanons #non wynonna earp related

[olivethehobbit]

Everytime that I read a detransitioning story, I know that I'm trans.

Cause I don't think I am trans cause I don't fit the gender roles society is pushing on me.

I love make up (don't have patience to use, but I do love it. Same with nail polish), I love dresses, I want to get pregnant someday, the idea of being a """"housewive"""" never bothered me when I was a kid... (I dont like going out and im lazy so it was like, really ok for me till I grew a bit and noticed that I needed to work, because money is something)... I did, in fact, hated the fact that 'boys things and girls things' existed, but... Like...

I was the pinkest princess you've ever met.

I loved barbie and all those things that the world think that are feminine.

But I didn't like the fact that, because I 'was a girl', I was not accepted in the guys things. Like, why couldnt I play with them? I liked agressive things too. Okay, I'm awful at sports, but damn, let me try! etc...

I started "hating" boys then. I was not accepted and it made me so angry. Also, I have a pretty mysandric mother, so it helped. (shes abusive and I hate her, but I was really blind by love that time).

But the bad thing is... I did not feel confortable with girls that time.

They were different from me. And I never knew why. I liked the same things. We spoke the same language. But I still felt like an alien when they were talking about "girl things."

I guess I never considered the things I liked *girl things*.

I grew up more, they started talking about boys. I guess I could have considered myself lesbian back then, if I knew what a lesbian was. I felt even 'alien-er' when they were talking about boys cause I had 0 interest on them.

I, a few years latter, had my first crush on a boy. It was so intense that I was like 'OOOH, I LIKE BOYS TOO!!! I AM PART OF THE GIRLS NOW RIGHT??'

No. I was not. It just got worse. Cause I was like 'i like a boy but i still can't relate what's happening here??? why am I so strange???'. And it was really weird for me, cause we were talking about *the same things* and I still felt left out. Also, I was even angrier about not being part of the boys gang. I wanted to be part of them so hard but they never accepted me (including said boy crush) and I was so pissed!

A few years latter, I had my first female crush. Hell yeah! I am bissexual!

For the first time, I felt like I was part of something. The world was making sense. 'Yeah, boys are lovely, but ya ever heard of girls? They smell so good and are so pretty!'. I dated two girls and thought I was lesbian, then, cause I never felt sexually attracted to boys, but was totally interested in girls in this aspect (I did not know you can have different sexual/romantic options).

I never felt part of the 'lesbian community' but that was not a big issue for me back then. I was too happy with my girlfriend to care, tbh.

I broke up with her because of my horrible homophobic mother and I have a huge trauma because of this, so let's just skip to the point where I met my actual datemate.

I was dating them for a year and a half, and I just discovered the trans community. Wow. I never really thought about trans people before, cause I never had been in LGBT+ spaces before.

And I was so obsessed with them.

And the more I learned, the more I thought about things that made me feel bad. The 'alien' feeling never really left me while talking with girls. The 'i want to be part of the boys' feeling never really left me.

And I was so confused. I started thinking how the world would be better without gender - and even identified as agender, cause I would not feel left out - for whatever reason it felt like that. (friendly reminder that I am a pretty average person. I am not some 'I'm a weirdo' discourse, I was really like everybody else, but I still felt out of place)

I went on a wild journey of identities. Cause... Time was passing and I noticed that I was unconfortable with 'being a girl.' Not because being a girl was bad or was stopping me from doing anything, but because it was not me.

I felt like I was faking it. All the time. I felt like, using the alien analogy, I was trying to pass as a human with a bad costume. I felt like I was even offending girls by trying to pass as one (I couldn't write female characters back then. Cause I was like 'It's not right, it's missing something. I am not a girl I don't know how to write girls! I am doing it wrong!! Which, let me tell you, being a writer that has the exact same amout of females and males in books to keep things equal, was hell. And I'm not talking about characters that were 'extremely femme' or anything. It was like. Any girl).

And I was confused. I 'could not be a trans guy' because I liked 'female things'. Cause I didn't like sports, cause I wanted to get pregnant...

And I went to every identity trying to find something that made me feel right. Cause I could not be a boy with those traits right?

Wrong.

I am a boy.

I am a boy that likes pink, and dresses and make up (even though I'm too lazy to use it.). I am a boy that is in love with the idea of growing a life inside of him. I am a boy that does not know how to kick a fucking ball.

I am a boy.

And it was so hard to accept it. It was so hard to accept that what I was feeling related to my chest and voice was dysphoria. It's a wild journey, and I am trying to be strong.

But man, lemme tell you something... I don't feel weird anymore. I can talk to girls and be confortable. I can talk to boys and be confortable. I can write those "strong female characters" and those "innocent girls" that I wanted to.

I don't feel like I am faking anything anymore, cause I finally know who I am.

And everytime I read about someone who thought that was something and was wrong, I remember about how it was before. And how it is now. I remember how hard was to finally understand that I am this writer aspirant panssexual trans guy, with his lovely genderfluid mate.

Gender roles never made me believe I was trans. Gender roles always made me believe I was *not* trans. They do suck, and we should totally get rid of them as soon as possible so people will not go through what I've been and what the folks that detransition been through.

So yeah, I shared a lot of my experience, I am sorry for my grammar cause english is not my first language, but you go!

Your identity is yours. And the clothes you wear, the things you like, your sexuality... Should not determinate your gender. I am a boy that like things that society says that are 'girl things' and I am 100% sure I am a boy.

#trans #trans boy #trans man #trans guy #detrasitioning #detrasition #transition #identity #gender identity #dysphoria #gender dysphoria #transgender #my experience #personal #me #oliver #olivethehobbit

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Would love to read another chapter!

no one would say no to a continuation

For you two that inspired me to write a little bit more on elippo... Part I

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“I’m gonna wait for you in the car, just tell your friends that you’ll be right back, just leave me at the train station and I’ll get home, don’t worry.”

“Why are you being so annoying? He’s trying, Filo! And you like him! Even though you like to pretend that you don’t.”

“He’s a child, Ele! A child! And we’re not dating, I don’t have to be where he is at all times. I’m gonna wait for you in the car.” Filippo turns around, leaving the house behind and going to Ele’s old car, getting on the passenger seat, crossing his arms on his chest. 

Elia didn’t do anything wrong, it’s just a weird situation, there’s something between them and neither of them seems to know how to fix it, both of them being new into this...falling in love thing. Filippo doesn’t know why he’s being this unreasonable and angry all of a sudden, but he just wants to go home, see some adults after this many hours in between loud teenagers. 

Of fucking course, Eleonora is so stubborn! 

She just needed to get her keys quietly and come back outside, but Elia is the first one he sees getting out, his hair still damp, he’s only wearing a shorts and a shirt with every button opened, letting Filippo see every single inch of his hot body. The dirty things that come to Filippo’s mind in a second, but his sister finally comes out and he can’t remember what he was thinking before. 

Before he has the time to open the door, Elia does it, holding the door, lowering his gaze so he can see Filo sitting inside the car. 

“Why the fuck are you leaving?”

“I didn’t know about this, Elia, I have a party to go that I forgot about.” 

Elia doesn’t buy it and get even angrier, if that’s even possible. Eleonora is finally coming close to the car, looking at Elia, hoping that he’ll make Filippo change his mind. 

She was not expecting this, neither was Filippo when he heard it.

“Ok, you can go wherever you wanna go, but if you leave now we are done, for good.” Filippo knows he’s giving in a little bit, giving Elia a small victory already, getting up and closing the car door behind him, noticing Eleonora getting back inside. 

His sister thinks they’ll make up right there and she does not wanna witness it. 

“What the fuck are you talking about?”

“It’s simple, Filo, you know it. This is not working anymore, the hook ups are fantastic but it gets boring really fucking fast, so if you’re not saying, I am: I’m tired of it. And if you leave now, then we are done forever. Or you can stay, enjoy your day like a not-grumpy asshole and we can go on a date tomorrow when we are back home and start this right.” 

Filippo raises his eyebrows, Elia seems to mean it. This is the first time someone asked him to go on a date. It’s not his first date for real, but all the other ones were just an excuse to have sex later. This one, if he accepts it, will end up in sex, but will also be followed by some real, serious conversation in the morning. 

“Are you asking me on a date, Santini?”

“I am, actually. So, yes or no?” 

He takes his time to think, Elia doesn’t seem to be in a hurry, looking at him, not backing down for a second. Filippo is in too deep in this and he knows it, just won’t admit it that easy. That this confused, bissexual teenager is making him feel like this for the first time in his life. 

He’s sure Elia will be a lot of work, but he’s not really asking Filippo to date him (yet), so he has another day at least to think about it, for now it’s just a date. 

“Yes. Ok.” 

“Good.” Elia gives a step back, still looking at Filippo, waiting for him to start walking back to the house and he does, walking in front of Elia, when he looks over his shoulder, Elia is smirking. 

#skam italia #elippo #skamit #elia santini #filippo sava #elia x filippo