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illumiskneecaps · 23 days
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i just realized ive never posted hisokas plastic surgery adventure timeline on a public account
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jacksoldsideblog · 5 months
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things about the lye kiss scene in the book that are not present in the movie:
-right before, the narrator is on his knees and Tyler kisses his hand as Tyler orates like a southern priest and the narrator says chemicals like amen. it's very mouth open and wet.
-Tyler's in his bathrobe
-Tyler never shows off his own kiss. theoretically it doesn't even exist. he does not say, i know this pain. He just forces to narrator to live in it anyway
-the narrator spends most of the time imagining pissing on the blarney stone (implied again) while Tyler talks about soap
-consequently the narrator pisses himself. Tyler just says "Geez" then gives facts about pee based soap
-Tyler: "it was right to kill all those people." (to make indirectly soap via human sacrifices) without their deaths we would have nothing.
-"Tyler tells me to come back and be with him."
-the narrator is on his knees. Tyler starts by showing him his love line. life line. palmistry
-they're bathed in the light and haze of the open fridge
-the narrator doesn't get vinegar because he successfully unclenched. Tyler just sort of gets satisfied with the level of Pathetic that gets reached
-Tyler cries. the chapter ends describing Tylers face being full of tears. despite him basically going "god you're pathetic" the whole time it feels like Tyler is proud of the narrator. tells him congrats
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wakabaababy · 1 month
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i love learning how fucking unhinged Deniss is
Imagine your fave DEBUTING a free program at WORLDS. A sane person would never.
He's such a ✨freak✨ 🥰
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smellingofpoetry · 5 months
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Just Thought You Should Know
Characters: Reader, Dean Winchester, Lisa Braeden
Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader
Summary: It was just one of those drunk calls until it wasn't anymore.
Warnings: angst, drunkness, song fic
Word count: 616
A/N: Hi!! I hope you enjoyed the idea of choosing the next fic. It was quite fun for me, even though I have to admit you managed to surprise me. I thought you would have chosen differently, but I'm happy to finally share with you this story. I always write with music, and this time I was listening to Betty Who's song, "Just Thought You Should Know". I love this song, and I'm proud of the result of this story. I hope you'll love it as much as I do. All errors are mine, like always. Enjoy! ❤
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Dean watched the clock on his nightstand – 3 AM.
He grabbed his phone, dangerously buzzing towards the end of his nightstand.
Y/N – he read the name flashing on the screen and got up quickly before waking Lisa up. Dean walked out of the room, through the corridor, and down the stairs towards the kitchen, and only when he was in the secure of the four white walls he dared to answer.
“Hello?”
He could hear her breathing on the other side of the phone, so he waited a few seconds for an answer before trying again.
“Y/N, you there?”
“Y-yeah, just –” she paused “– give me a minute,” she said, and Dean could hear her trying to open the door and, a few moments later, the keys falling out of her hands, hitting the floor. “Shit!”
“You good?” he asked, hearing her take a long sigh, followed by the noise of something slipping. She probably had just given up and followed the keys on the floor if he knew her right.
“Maybe I’m too drunk, and I’m not doing this the right way –” Y/N admitted.
“Do you need me to call you someone?” He tried. “Charlie, maybe?”
“No, wait, let me finish.” She slurred a bit, waiting for the corridor of the condo to stop spinning. “I just wanted to tell you I’m so happy that you’re happy with her,” Y/N said seriously before a giggle escaped her lips. “Wait, no, that’s a lie.”
“I think you’re too drunk to have this conversation.”
“I have to tell you someday.”
“Tell me what?”
“The way I’m feeling.”
“Y/N –” Dean warned her, but she ignored him and started talking, too afraid to lose the courage that was flooding her veins.
“I can still feel you, you know. You’re everywhere.” She whispered, not knowing if she was admitting those things to him or finally acknowledging the ugly truth. “I can taste your lips –” she said and mindlessly graced her mouth “– hear your voice in my head, and I know –” her voice wavered. “I know that I should shut my mouth and just hung up the phone –” she furiously brushed away the tears that fell on her cheeks “– but I still want you.”
Dean closed his eyes and tightened his jaw at her words, her muffled cries on the other side not helping his heart.
What was he supposed to answer to that? After everything they went through? Especially after everything they went through.
Y/N wasn’t stupid, and even in her drunken state, she knew him enough not to expect much from Dean, especially when put on the spot like she had just done, but she couldn’t keep it to herself anymore. Not when looking at them together was hurting her that much.
“I just thought you should know.” She whispered, even though she knew he didn’t owe her anything, not anymore.
Dean sighed at her words and, for a split second while standing in the kitchen at 3 AM with her wavering voice in his ear and his heart biting a mile a minute, he had almost caved. He had almost let the words he had pushed away in the deep of his soul slip from his grith until he heard it. Small and dragged steps getting closer and closer, so he did the only reasonable thing to do.
He closed the call.
“Babe, everything okay?” Lisa came into the kitchen with her eyes still puffy from the sleep. Dean forced a smile on his face before walking towards her and kissing her forehead.
“Yeah, I just needed a glass of water.” He answered her, swallowing down the regret.
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devondespresso · 1 year
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fun fact when calling Robin Steve will say "Hey Robbie-Bo-Bobbie" and Robin will answer "Yes Dingus-Bo-Bingus?"
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aela-targaryen · 2 years
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now that Charlie boy has become king here are some things you may not know about him:
- he publicly humiliated and treated Diana the Princess of Wales like utter garbage countless times while they were married, in particular this situation in 1993
- tampongate (need I say more)
- his poor treatment of Princes William and Harry during their formative years (saw an opera while William was in surgery, A+ dad behaviour)
- in 2013 he accepted a £1m donation from the family of Osama Bin Laden for one of his charities
- continues to meddle in British politics which is a big fat no-no for royals (but he doesn’t care to listen or be reminded of history, i.e, see Charles I of England), he also really wanted helicopters and kept annoying the PM over it back in 2004-2005
- he was allegedly listed in the Paradise Papers back in 2017, but the royal family denies this
- he was allegedly the one who made racist comments about the potential skin colour of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s son back in 2017 after his youngest son’s engagement, but he continues to deny this
- he and the Duchess of Cornwall openly LAUGHED at Inuit throat singers during a visit to Iqaluit, Canada in 2017 (it’s so abhorrent, as a Canadian this enrages me)
- in 2021 he allegedly offered “cash for honours” in relation to The Prince’s Foundation, by bribing a Saudi billionaire with knighthood and UK citizenship if he donated to his charity
- he actively supports homeopathy treatments instead of researched and effective treatments, and is often criticized as being “anti-science”
- he has a minimum net worth of $27 billion USD as of 2022 from ONE royal estate (that’s right, just from one of their many properties)
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drlessy · 3 months
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22 years old & completely prepared to be even sillier 💪💪💪
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getosugurusbangs · 28 days
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🤓 <- isagi
😼 <- kaiser
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patcaps · 1 year
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cap would panic and not know what to do with his hands for a moment when pat kisses him, and then he’d cup pat’s jaw and get a little crease between his brows because he’s feeling So Much and it’s intense
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octavio-world · 5 months
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cool new meme for 2024
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londonknights · 2 months
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max domi 2 goal night 22.2.24
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asexualcloud · 7 months
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAIDOU OMG
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made this while listening to "i write sins not tragedies"(on repeat like 5 times) to channel my inner emo
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space-r0ach · 9 months
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**COUGH** i need cool murder drone obsessed maybe artist mutuals **COUGH COUGH**
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chibiko · 2 months
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i told nebula that my photos of her got a decent handful of notes on here and she wiggled her ears and wagged her tail.
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fun fact: the magnus institute was founded the same year that karl marx was born. i don't know why i'm telling you this
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didthekingdieyet · 11 months
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june 10, 2023
no
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