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cosmic-glow · 8 months

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Warnings: Kakuzu x gn!reader; bad language!; Kakuzu being slow with his own feelings; SFW.

Everyone at Akatsuki was used to the treasurer's standard bad mood, the only time he seemed calm was when he was counting his money, but lately not even that. The organization wasn't doing badly, on the contrary, now with one more member they were even more in demand for missions. The new member was you, another wanted S-rank ninja. Even though you often worked alone, you were able to carry out missions perfectly, which was admirable given that you were one of the youngest members.

You were feared, but not by the people in the organization, just as you didn't fear any of them, which is why you were so friendly with everyone, always making conversation and offering to help. That got on Kakuzu's nerves.

You were beautiful, smart, educated, skilled and above all kind, what the fuck were you doing in that end of the world surrounded by murderers and terrorists? Of course, you were also wanted for murder and several other things, but you had everything to be someone more decent, why did you end up there? Why was you always smiling? Why did it torment Kakuzu's thoughts so much? You were the reason he was so stressed, he couldn't get you out of his head and he still didn't know why, or rather, he ignored the obvious reason.

- Whoa, hey Kakuzu! I just got here, need help with something? - you entered the office, as if you had just read his mind.

- No. - he said wanting you to leave him alone again.

Kakuzu was without his usual mask, his hair tied back in a bun, more at ease, he turned to face you with those piercing green eyes, the usual frown even clearer. It was the first time you'd seen him like this, the first time you'd seen his scars on the side of his mouth, the seam badly done because it was the first he'd done, and even so you didn't tremble, you didn't waver a single muscle, you kept smiling. How did you manage to be so kind-hearted and so cold-blooded during fights? How could you attract him more and more? The "stress" only increased.

- Did something happen? You look angry.

- You should have gotten used to it by now. - he turned his back, hoping that by the time he turned again you would have gone, but that's not what happened.

- Are you sure you don't want help?

- Are you deaf or what? Get out of here.

From the peripheral vision, Kakuzu could see you taking a deep breath, trying to control yourself, but you couldn't take it, you slammed your hand against the table letting out an "okay, I'm done!", he looked up at you, surprised but not wanting to show it , it was the first time he saw you get worked up.

- Every time I try to have a civil conversation with you it's like this, since I joined I hear how you provide everything I ask in advance compared to the other members, but every time I try to be nice to thank you you treat me like garbage, Tell me man, what the fuck did I do to you?! - your breathing became irregular after releasing everything that was tormenting you.

- ... What did you expect from me? A "welcome" along with a golden star every time you returned from missions? Look around you, we're not that kind, don't feel special just because I thought to be kind to you in your early days. We are not friends, don't act like it.

- Then why do you still care? Why do you still think of me before them?!

- Look, actually I'd love not to think about you all the fucking time if you ask me! I just thought that if I got rid of your problems soon, I would stop thinking about you too!

Kakuzu, blinded by not wanting to accept what he was feeling, couldn't understand the feeling either, which he interpreted as anger, but your face flushed as you suspected what it was, understanding what he was feeling better than he did.

- Do you think about me? - your voice softened.

- More than I'd like! Your stupid face keeps popping up in my head! It doesn't let me concentrate on anything! - he complained, still not understanding what he felt and making it even more obvious to you.

Realizing that he had no idea of the weight of his own words, you laughed, finding it cute how even though he has 5, the heart was still a mystery to Kakuzu.

- Maybe you worry? For some reason? - you suggested when you noticed him staring at you, even more irritated because of your laugh.

- Yes I do, and that's the problem, it makes no sense. But when I realize it, I've already convinced Pein to leave you with the safest mission, I've ordered your weapons, I've done everything and it still doesn't seem enough, I feel like I'm sick - he sits tiredly in the armchair, covering part of his face while pressing the back of the nose.

Then a little guilt falls on you for laughing at him. You forgot that Kakuzu was much older than you, he shouldn't even remember what it was like to be attracted to someone, to fall in love, to love. He was now a cold-blooded killer, with his only reliable friend being his money, and after so many years it was obvious that he would no longer remember what it was like to want to care for someone. It had only been a few years for you and yet the idea now of wanting to protect someone without an obvious motive, written in capital letters on a piece of paper with a reward amount next to it, was also strange.

- Look, if you must know... It's the first time in a long time that someone cares about me like this - you tried to fix things. He looked at you for a while, silent.

- Well... It's the first time in a long time that I'm worried like this about someone too - he spoke, finally understanding what it could be.

You softly smiled at him, both of you curious as to where this would lead.

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ama-tera · 1 year

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Ok, listen to this:

Kakuzu is 91 years old, right? But he doesn't have gray hair. So, either he dyes them (which probably is not the case, because good hair dye is expensive), or he uses Jiongu tentacles as hair

I think it's the second one 😆

#naruto #kakuzu #jiongu #headcanon #naruto headcanon #kakuzu headcanon #naruto brainrot

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or0ch1maru · 26 days

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18+, minors dni, size kink

His hands engulf your small frame. Thick fingers holding your sides tightly as he bounces you up and down on his cock. Your poor legs twitching and quivering from overuse. He thinks you look absolutely adorable like this, tears running down your red cheeks, head thrown back as orgasm after orgasm washes over you, your cute lil hands clawing at his chest, leaving marks that he’ll proudly show off. If he isn’t watching your expressions, his eyes are focused on the bulge in your tummy, his cock head repeatedly hitting your sweet spot. Letting out a deep groan himself as he notices the white ring that formed on the base of his cock.

“daddyyy, ‘s too big” you manage to whimper out. him picking you up, just to slam you back down. All you manage are broken whines, feeling like you’re being split in two

“heh, you can handle it baby.” He encourages, his pace and harshness only intensifying as he thrusts up, meeting the way he’s bouncing you. Another climax washes over you from the way he uses you as his own personal pocket pussy

“there ya’ go, cum f’ me again, know ya can”

TOJI, SUKUNA, Satoru, Suguru, KENPACHI, KAKUZU, HIDAN, Obito, Kisame, Shiu Kong, Jiraiya

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iambilliejeanok · 1 year

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can you please write headcanons on how the Akatsuki eat out their fem s/o? Thank you.

Yes I can, you’re welcome🌸

🌸How the Akastuki members eat out fem reader🌸

Feature: Pein||Kakuzu||Hidan||Sasori||Itachi||Kisame

Warnings: 🔞, NSFW, content might be unsuitable for some viewers, contains taboo/explicit scenes that some might find disturbing, darcyphillia, female cunnilingus, UNEDITED, the whole thing is about pussy eating, all consensual scenarios.

No artwork presented here belongs to me

💗Enjoy💗

Pein

We love Pein we really do, but dear lawd, he knows how to torture you. Pein is such a dirty tease. He’s so bad, you might even end up crying, the remainder of the session.

With his mouth literally watering, this is tough on him too, spit casually sliding off of his tongue and onto your vulva, while he’s softly biting and sucking the skin surrounding your genitalia, leaving small hickies behind and NEVER touching your clit.

If you’re strong willed enough, screaming at him and tugging on his dry orange hair might direct his attention to your suffering, but that also really annoys him, and now a lingering kiss is all he leaves you with, your hips would’ve shot up if he wasn’t holding them down, but your poor clit is way too sensitive that just the contact of his soft lips against your clit nearly took you out.

“Pein! Baby I can’t stand this! Please!!!”, you desperately beg him, unashamedly attempting to shove your clit in his mouth but you can’t even get close, he’s freakishly strong. He’s eyebrows now lower and he’s purely disappointed. “If I give you want you want you’re still going to bother me. Why can’t you give in to me?”, he asks, and lawd knows you couldn’t give a flying fuck right now, he needs to get serious.

But this is his little game, to see how much he can torture you, purple eyes refocusing on your pussy. Here’s a good reason as to why he admires edging you so much, you’re so incredibly wet, and when he separates your folds to get a good look at you, it’s all goey and sticky, and he absentmindedly starts licking a trail up and down every inch of your exposed vulva, every lick setting your entire body ablaze, Pein shoving his tongue as deep as it can go inside of you as he continues licking up, but he stops just below your clit his eyes blissfully shut and his head in another world as he takes his sweet time to taste every inch of you.

There’s no level of horny greater than this for you and Pein is hard enough to break something with his erection. He’s definitely not sorry for putting you through this and for a matter of fact, he had you right where he needs you. He’s managed to reduce you to a desperate mess, your pussy is dripping with your arousal and he’s looking right back at your hole, watching it contract and expand as though it’s begging him too. He knows it’s begging him. Now he can mess with you.

Kakuzu

First of all, Kakuzu towers over you, his impressive frame and bulky size means he can easily manhandle you regardless of your size, and we know this grumpy piece of sexyness takes advantage of that too.

He’s so serious though, but he loves your personality, whatever it is. He doesn’t typically make any sounds outside of heavy breathing when the two of you have sex, and you’re always the one reaching the high notes.

Kakuzus approach to eating you out is definitely different from Peins, because Kakuzu doesn’t have the time of day to edge you. He’s a dangerous assassin and only enjoys making money the easiest way he knows how, so he always needs to stay alert and be on guard, even in the comfort of your own bedroom while his head is buried between you legs.

He’s very intentional and to the point, he wants you to start crying out his name with ragged screams RIGHT NOW😭This man has no general idea of how to initiate anything sexual so he just scoops you up, throwing you over his shoulder wherever you are. He places you down anywhere comfortable enough for you lay down, and he’s immediately pushing your thighs up and spreading your legs. He also ALWAYS just moves your panties to the side because he doesn’t have time to get all romantic with you, but he also really wants to make you feel good🥺 he really tries his best to make you feel good, if only it didn’t have to be so spontaneous and intense all the time

The pad of his thumb is already rubbing your clit in circles. Now you know he’s insanely good at this, so the minute he throws you over his shoulder, your pussy is already growing moist with every passing second. He’s not a fan of dirty talk but sometimes he’ll comment on how you’re already creamed up at this point. If only he understood his own power😭😭

With his focus on your beautiful face, he spits right onto your clit and you can’t help but moan at the sensation of the cold spit landing on clit, but he’s massaging your clit again with his thumb, his free hand working in ripping your top in half so he can free your titties. Kakuzu gets so horny when you let him play with you, because it’s not like he can just do this whenever he wants. Biting your lip to stifle a moan at the contact of his open palm kneading your boob would work if the speed of his thumb in your clit didn’t increase, and you’re moaning loudly now, his focused facial expression relaxing with a smirk pulling at his lips before he buries his head between your thighs, tongue fucking you to an orgasm, and you’re already throwing your head back, overwhelmed with Kazuzu’s intensity and aggressiveness as he licks and sucks on your clit, your screams like a beautiful play that he gets to orchestrate, knowing what to do to get what kind of reaction.

Your orgasm are always so long and intense because he’s constantly stimulating something. If he’s sucking your soul out of your clit he’s also tongue fucking you, his fingers helping out to stimulate your gspot while he’s free hand keeps you spread just enough to lick every inch of you. HE LOVES EATING YOUR WHOLE ASS OUT OKAY. He’s so strong it’s left you with a little bit of an obsession towards his touch. He lifts your ass up easily enough with how he pushes your thighs open and by the time he’s getting around to lapping the crack of your ass and circling your anus you’re a complete mess. You’re squirting, screaming and shaking but it’s barely been three minutes…he has the time to go a little longer. 5 minutes, maybe 6 since he’s feeling extra relaxed at this point.

Sasori

He’s so sick and evil please😭😭 why does getting your pussy ate out have to be so intense and overwhelming. And you might need to endure a little bit of pain to experience those orgasms that make you feel like you’re turning into another creature. He loves to study you and your body, how certain things will drive you crazy and how other things you can handle better.

Sasori is surprisingly a loyal pleaser, he always strives to send you over the moon and he now understands that the more pleasure you experience the easier it is for you to handle penetration. He loves penetrating you while eating you out, yes with his fingers and they feel so good you can literally envision the way he makes you feel, but he also gets a kick out of seeing the toys he meticulously designed fit inside of you, one inside your anus and one inside your vagina. The one inside your vagina just vibrates, starting from a low buzz and gradually growing more intense, that you’ll eventually have orgasms that could last the whole session, while the you that goes inside your vagina is the one he plays around with, fucking you with it while he devours your clit. Sometimes he will pull the toy inside your vagina out to replace it with his own tongue and slurp up the mess you’re making. 😭🙈

Hidan

Hidan loves spanking yes, but not he’s not about your ass. When you’re enjoying an intense orgasm, crying, or fussing enough to annoy him, especially while he’s in the zone, spreading your lips apart to directly stimulate your exposed bean, but gentle licks is enough to send you into spasms. When it gets difficult to keep you in one position, he straightens up and smacks your titties, loves to slap both of them, until your promise him you’ll sit still. You know the drill.

But the reality is you’re not going to be able to stay in one position with how he’s not giving your a break, constantly licking your vulva, unintentionally stimulating your g spot every time his tongue slips inside of you, taking his sweet time, his eyes shut to really taste you. So he opens his eyes and frowns, sitting upright to start smacking your breasts again.

He makes you cry when he does this because it’s really not fair, and damn you because your years will tug at his heart enough to convince him you deserve a break. He’s actually kinda sweet though, because when you begin to really cry and beg him to wait, he will find something else to do until you’re ready for round two, massaging your boob in one hand while he’s warm mouth is suckling the other, and your beautiful skin is always covered in dark patches from the millions of of hickies he leaves all over you, especially your chest and neck area when he’s giving you a break.

In between kisses he checks on you. “Hey”, he whispers as to not startle you, your eyes fluttering as they open up to see him. You should answer him when he’s done planting soft kisses against your softer lips. “hey”, you respond in the softest voice, he immediately has the urge to wrap his arms around you, squeezing you tight. “Intense right.. babyy, are you okay?”, he whispers in your ear. “Yes I’m okay, thank you”. “May I continue?”, he asks placing a kiss against your temple, already leaving a trail of kiss as he repositions himself between your legs.

This time around he’s a little meaner, praising you for constantly squirting on him while he’s devouring you, your orgasms so intense it doesn’t take too long for you to start throwing another tantrum. He’s so good at handling you🥺

Itachi

Itachi🥺 he loves talking to you during foreplay. He’s also constantly flirting with you, that probably explains why you’re always horny. He knows what he’s doing because Itachi LOVES pleasuring you with his mouth. Whether it’s verbally or physically, he never fails to make you feel so so good.

Itachi will eat you until a whiny mess and he talks you through all of it. “Tachi!’ I can’t take it uhhhh!!!!”, you whine, Itachi not stopping the stroke of his tongue against your clit until you have this orgasm. He doesn’t like ruining your orgasms, so he’s rather just make you nut and give you a break after, no matter how intense the orgasm is. You’re going to have it until you calm yourself. “There you go sweet girl”, he pants, mesmerized by the way you’re squirting and the noises you’re making, screaming while he’s literally just watching you cum. “Baby”, he smiles, “I love watching my pretty girl squirt like this. Thank you baby”. “I- o-okay—“, you try and speak but that orgasm was rather overwhelming.

Your inability to get yourself together always amuses him, he loves doing this to you. “My pretty girl”, he says, leaning forward to finally kiss you, his fingers slowly separating your folds, the pad of his middle finger rubbing your clit in left to right strokes, the speed increasing, quickly leaving you unable to kiss him in return. He smiles again, amused. Your clit is so sensitive and you’re so sweet and responsive, the demon inside of him wants to come out and play. Now even though you’re screaming from such simple actions, he still wants to see you have another orgasm, despite the intensity.

But he’s loving and sweet with how he handles the situation you don’t realize he’s the reason why you find yourself able to make it to orgasm number 4 in just one round😫

Kisame

Like Kakuzu, Kisame is also really tall and bulky, and uses that to his advantage whenever he can, even when he’s trying to pleasure his precious lover😞

He loves him some foreplay and loves using his fingers before he finishes you off with his mouth. He loves you between his thighs with you back resting against his chest, and with his free hand leading your boobs, his other hand is rapidly flicking at your clitoris, bringing you to multiple orgasms while you squirm and convulsive between his legs, yet he easily holds you snug against him. He might even place his own legs over yours and bring you to another orgasm. You’re guaranteed to squirt when he bullies you like this. Sometimes he would make you sit on his dick while he does this to your poor clit, but let’s get into that some other time…

He loves for you to sit on his face, sit on his face and ride him. Don’t stop though because that might aggravate him😭 and slowly make him feel like he has to be a little more aggressive. “Cmon baby, what’s the matter?”, he frowns, smacking your ass hard before sitting you right back on his mouth, the grip of his hands on your hips is so strong you don’t even try and escape, succumbing to your fate of back breaking orgasms. Tomorrow your back will certainly remind you of this moment right here with how often you arch. But you’re grateful for your morning yoga sessions because those help a lot with any body aches you might have, unless Kisame walks in on you in that downward dog position, then he suddenly wants to do some yoga with you. You both know why he’s really here and it’s going to end with his head between your thighs.

But if it’s not for face riding please let him eat you out on all fours. Lawd he’s so aggressive and might make you wanna tap out from the overstimulation. And in this position you’re so exposed, he buries his face nose between your ass cheeks, might enjoy sniffing your anus while he’s devouring you, his tongue lapping at your clit while he shakes his head, making all kinds of grunt and groaning sounds to show you how much he’s enjoying this. And while you’re pushing his head band begging him to stop he makes more sounds while casually smacking your hands out the way.

He can and will tongue fuck you to tears carefully observing your face while he shoves it inside of you with force, making you crumble and cum right then and there.

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vulpisnocturna · 9 months

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There was only one bed - Horny Akatsuki Edition

request by @takhidk 🤍

SOFT NSFW

Deidara:

-is completely speechless when he finds out there is only one bed at the inn during your mission together

-acts cocky though, telling you not to make a move on him

-he’s the first one to make a move, saying the bed is too small (he is literally 5’5” lmao) as he scoots closer to you

-you tease him about it and he tells you to shut up, his cheeks red

-he’s never had sex before but what he lacks in experience he makes up for with his enthusiasm

-you have to tell him that his hands are a gift, and how to use them, but he’s very happy to comply

-‘wouldn’t it be better to make the bed explode when I make you cum, hm?’ he asks, and you look at him, eyes wide

-‘no, Deidara. Unless you want this to never happen again’

-‘fine’

Obito:

-can’t believe himself. He hasn’t slept in the same bed with anyone ever

-decides to play dumb with his Tobi persona, hugging you like a pillow

-in reality, bro is dying to have you close to him

-after a while, though, he gets quite worked up, and decides he’ll have his fun with you. He can tell you want him by the way you casually move your ass against him, as if he couldn’t notice

-he blindfolds you and takes off his mask, starting to kiss your neck, letting his voice drop to his normal tone

-‘you know what happens to little things like you who poke the rattlesnake, right?’

Hidan:

-As soon as he sees there’s only one bed, he’s all for it

-‘I bet you asked for one bed, huh? Guess I’m just irresistible’ he grins cockily

-‘Yeah, right’ you say, rolling your eyes, though you have to admit he is hot.

-‘Let’s fuck’ he says, as forward as always. You stare at him, swallowing painfully

-When you hesitate, Hidan practically throws you on the bed, ripping the cloak off of you and licking your exposed chest

-‘Come on, sweetheart. Let’s have some fun, you and I’ he says, pulling your shirt up and starting to suck on your nipples, a bit too rough, but the pain soon mixes with the pleasure

Itachi:

-blinks and stands in the doorway, looking at the double bed. ‘There must have been a misunderstanding. I will solve it, don’t worry’ he says, disappearing towards the reception. You kind of hope they won’t have any other rooms, although the idea of sleeping with Itachi is both hot and terrifying

-when he comes back, he does not look too happy

-‘I am deeply sorry about this. They do not have any other rooms. I will sleep on the chair’ he says, removing his cloak as he goes in. You do the same, and you don’t fail to catch his eyes on you for a split second. As you get into bed, you stare at him, sucking in your lips

-‘Sleep on the bed, Itachi’ you say after a while. He looks at you, his throat bobbing before he slowly gets up and crawls under the blanket, staring at you. He wants to touch you, but it would be inappropriate. He can’t get himself to move. And yet, when you move closer to him and push your ass against him, he can’t contain himself and wraps a hand around your waist, pulling you closer

-‘Don’t think I don’t see what you’re doing. Let me indulge you, then’ he says, his hand slipping under your shorts as he starts to kiss your neck languidly

Pain:

-Is quite pissed off that he was not given two rooms, but when he looks at you, he can’t help but think this must have been fate

-and after all, he hasn’t had that chance in so long

-he saw the way you looked at him, with a blush on your cheeks and suggestive eyes

-‘lie down’ he says, tone authoritative, ‘and take off your clothes’

-you can’t believe your ears. Though when Pain gives you a meaningful look, you quickly do as he says, though you’re blushing and trembling with anticipation

-‘let’s make the most of this unfortunate situation, shall we?’ he says, running his hands on your thighs, splaying them open for him and staring at you with those hypnotic eyes

Kakuzu:

-is fuming at first. No one can mock him like this

-after that, though, he’s quite pleased with himself

-‘Less money to pay like this. We will do this from now on’

-‘Uhm… Kakuzu? Where are you going to sleep?’

-‘On the bed. I am going to get my money’s worth, brat’ he says, removing his headband and mask. You look at him, suddenly hyperaware. He’s… good-looking. For a 90-year old guy, he’s handsome

-when you shift slightly to find a comfortable position on the mattress, black tendrils catch your wrists and you find yourself tied up

-‘You’re a handful. Do not move’ he says, hovering above you. You think he’s going to knock you out cold, but instead, he positions himself between your legs

-‘I don’t want to hear a sound. Or else’

Kisame:

-laughs it off when you’re embarrassed that there’s only one bed

-‘I suppose there’s nothing to be done. Might as well get comfortable’ he says, taking off his cloak and his shirt. You stare at him, your lips parting at the muscles on his body

-‘It’s not a shop window. You can look and touch, if you want’ he says with a sharp grin

-You blush, nevertheless getting closer to him, until your hand is resting on his chest

-His large hands easily lift you up from your waist as he holds you against him until you have to wrap your legs around his hips

-‘I didn’t even need the bed, but since we’re here…’ he says, lowering you on the mattress and grinning as he unfastens your cloak

Sasori:

-‘I don’t need to sleep anyway’ he says, sitting at the desk and turning the lamp on as he starts tinkering with one of his puppets

-You frown, lying down on the bed. The noise of screwdrivers and nails clattering on the desk is pissing you off, and you decide to see if he really is a puppet who doesn’t feel anything at all

-you move your hand between your legs, underneath your underwear

-‘what are you doing?’ he asks, voice smooth, but he doesn’t turn around

-‘nothing’ you say, smirking slightly and gasping softly as you start to touch yourself on the bed.

-‘rude’ he says, and when you try to move, your hands are frozen. When you look at him, there are chakra strings connecting his hands to yours

-‘I suppose I can play with you instead of my puppets tonight’

Konan:

-Blushes when she sees that there’s only one bed and asks you if you want her to look for a different inn

-you tentatively tell her it’s okay

-when you two get into bed, you keep glancing at each other, and you keep looking at that piercing underneath her lip, wondering what it would be like to kiss her and feel it against your lips

-when she moves, you’re frozen in place

-her lips are soft and you do feel the coldness of the metal on your bottom lip, but it’s quite a nice feeling

-Konan gets on top of you, continuing to make out with you, neither of you saying anything as you start to undress each other

-literally the most normal experience you’re gonna get in the Akatsuki, and she’s stunning too! Go you

Zetsu:

-watches you sleep like a creep

-sorry, I got nothing on this “guy”

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ladykissingfish · 1 month

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Very Random Akatsuki Headcanons

Sasori would 100% have a garden, and most of the stuff he grows would be illegal or highly toxic. He would ask Zetsu for tips a lot and force Deidara to help him weed it even though Deidara will LOUDLY complain about it the whole time. Sasori will gently sing to/ talk to his plants when he thinks no one is looking.

Kisame the type to nag others about how important it is to drink water and stay hydrated but. He has never fully finished one single bottle of water. Any place they are, you can immediately tell that Kisame’s been there because every surface area will have plastic water bottles sitting on it with various levels of water in them.

Hidan has many, many bad teeth, mostly in the back of his mouth. Missing, chipped, cavities or straight rotting. Always in some level of pain but never seeks out help because you know, Lord Jashin encourages personal suffering. Was finally tentacle-held to a chair by Kakuzu and forced to let Sasori do what repair work he could after the others got tired of hearing him curse and grumble all night over his mouth pain. Absolutely loves his new smile afterwards but never admits it.

Every single member of the Akatsuki has at some point had a crush on Konan. Including Zetsu. But it went away once each member started seeing her as a sister or mother figure. The only one it didn’t go away for is Nagato, but he’d never admit his true feelings because he values their friendship and working relationship too much.

Itachi likes to collect rocks. He’s an amateur geologist and enjoys finding different types of stones when he’s out on missions. The others learn this about him and will sometimes take the time after missions or when traveling to pick up “pretty” rocks to bring back to him.

Deidara has a lot of anxiety and restlessness, and keeping himself busy alleviates that. He prefers doing things with his hands which is why he’s always making little sculptures with his clay. If no clay is available he’ll tap or drum his fingers on things or fiddle with his hair. The faster his fingers move it means the more anxious he feels. Sasori would get annoyed by this behavior so he created for Dei what would essentially be a ninja world version of a fidget-spinner. Deidara loved it and he makes sure to pack it with him whenever he leaves on missions.

Nagato’s fingers are often bloody because he’s a nail-biter to the extreme. He’ll chomp those things down right to the quick of the finger. The others will “gift” him gloves to try and prevent this from happening, and it’ll work for while, but sooner or later he’s right back at it again.

Deidara once gained ten pounds in two months because Tobi kept convincing him to stop at sweets cafes while they were out traveling, and then to have seconds and thirds of whatever they were eating.

Kakuzu figured out that Hidan didn’t know how to read when Hidan would avoid looking at the map on missions and kept giving Kakuzu wrong information about sign posts along roads. After a lot of convincing that he wasn’t “making fun of him”, Kakuzu finally got Hidan to let him teach him basic reading and math skills over the course of a year.

When Orochimaru was a part of the Akatsuki, one day he managed to get Konan alone and was hitting on her in a very creepy Jiraiya-esque way. Turns out that he was merely trying to get her to trust him so that, when he ultimately left the Akatsuki, he would be able to convince her to follow so he could study her body and paper-jutsu. Having had no close experiences with women other than Tsunade, who always responded favorably to flirtatious behavior, he’d assumed that this was how ALL women would react. If Itachi hadn’t driven Oro away, Konan would have blindsided and killed him first.

Nagato (in a Pein body) gave the sex talk to Deidara, Hidan and Itachi. All three of them hadn’t the slightest clue about how anything worked in that regard. Sasori gave him diagrams out of his medical books to aid in his talk. Nagato kept having to add on to his talk because of the questions. “What if you’re a guy who likes guys? How does that work?” “What if you don’t like anyone like that, or you don’t want to ever do those kind of things; is that okay?”

In strong sunlight:

Konan burns bright red.

Itachi and Hidan brown.

Zetsu withers.

Nagato dehydrates within two minutes. As does Kisame.

Deidara sprouts freckles.

Sasori smells like a fire.

Obito and his Hashirama cell DNA photosynthesize like a damn tree.

Kakuzu also turns into a freckle-factory but because his skin is already so dark, it’s unnoticeable.

Sasori has fairly moderate misophonia and especially can’t stand the sound of people chewing. It was one of his primary reasons for turning his body into a puppet; so he no longer had to endure the sound of himself eating. He thought he’d died and gone to hell when he found out that Deidara chews food with all three mouths.

Deidara likes Tobi to read to him at night. It gives him a very comfortable sleepy feeling. The more Deidara nods off the more Tobi lets his voice become more natural/Obito. This is pleasant to Obito because doing the “Tobi voice” all day puts a huge strain on his throat, so it’s nice to be able to break character once in a while and speak normally.

Hidan is extremely sensitive to the cold and will do anything to avoid having to travel or do missions in the winter.

Konan has kept a diary of her life ever since she was a child. She picked up the habit of writing during the period when Jiraiya was staying with/watching over her, Nagato and Yahiko.

Deidara developed a hell of a crush on Kakashi after “meeting” and getting his arms blown off by him and the Konoha nin. He’d gush about Kakashi for days afterward … to Tobi. Tobi who had to grit his teeth and not start screaming over how Kakashi unintentionally attracted everyone that Obito was ever interested in.

Best Smelling to Worst Smelling:

Konan

Tobi/Obito

Deidara

Kakuzu

Kisame

Zetsu

Itachi (would be higher but often smells like strong, bitter medicine and night-sweats)

Nagato (his actual body, not a Pein body)

Hidan and Sasori tie for worst because both smell like blood and corpses

Obito never killed his grandmother during the Uchiha massacre. He used a very powerful jutsu to erase her memory and then relocate her to a place in a village far away that took care of the elderly. He pays the facility with the money he earns/steals during missions, and every so often he’ll go and visit her at night, when she’s alone in her room. She doesn’t know who he is and just thinks that he’s a nice young man that’s there because he’s visiting somebody else.

Kisame loves to bake. It started because he was worried over Itachi being so thin and never seeming to want to eat anything other than desserts. So Kisame taught himself how to make cakes and pies and cookies, etc. Over time it became a zen-like activity to him that helps him relax and clear his head when he’s stressed out.

Kakuzu is as vain over his hair as Deidara is over his own. At least once a week they’ll get together and give each other trims and deep conditioning treatments. Sometimes Itachi will join if he feels up to it. Hidan mocks them for this but is secretly trying to grow his hair longer so that he can join them.

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Yandere! Akatsuki Headcanons: Halloween with their Darling

Featuring the Akatsuki and how they would spend Halloween with a Darling that loves the spooky season!

Itachi

Itachi is rather introverted and doesn't like parties or loud events. He could, of course, put on a smile and interact with anyone if it was for your sake, but he will be looking forward to being alone with you once again. Plainly put, he has no interest in other people.

He finds your excitement cute and might suggest that you spend a quiet evening in the graveyard, feeding the ravens and discussing horror movies and literature. It's peaceful, comforting and fitting. Oh, he just loves hearing your voice.

Truly, what could be more romantic than debating ghoulish matters among the dead and decayed? For Itachi it is a statement in itself, that your love prevails over everything. Perhaps even foreshadowing, if anyone ever dares to interfere.

Kisame

Kisame will be happy to comply with any proposal as long as you're by his side. That's really the only requirement for his successful Halloween. If you prefer larger events, he will dutifully keep suitors away and allow you to mingle with your friends. Otherwise a cozy evening indoors will suffice.

Now listen, when it comes to horror movies I’m sure the first thought is usually Jaws. But I had this picture in my head: watching Silent Hill with Kisame and getting him to dress up as Pyramid Head. If there’s a costume party happening, he’ll be right behind you in that bloodied up apron and great knife dragging along.

In fact, you could even go for a matching costume, such as Bubble Head Nurse. Kisame takes his role very seriously, so naturally once you’re alone he might just do what Pyramid Head does. You can tell he’s been looking forward to it once his imposing gloved hand is around your throat, grip tightening in anticipation.

Sasori

Sasori will be against any social event, so you better not pester him with any of those annoying Halloween parties. He does not care for it and he finds it an utter waste of time that could be spent with you instead. Why do you need the company of others?

If you must celebrate in some way, he’d much rather compromise on some quiet, cultural activity. Perhaps some museum exhibition, or a candlelight organ concert in a church. Even better, a horror movie at home so he doesn’t have to worry about perverts eyeing you.

I like to think he’d enjoy Tim Burton movies. They’re artsy and tasteful and a lot of the recurring themes might pique his interest. You’ll finish watching Edward Scissorhands and notice he’s been thoughtfully gazing at you for some time. Is anything wrong? Not really. He’d just been pondering that you won’t be allowed to grow old. He’ll make sure of it.

Deidara

Deidara is a thrill seeker and will absolutely share your enthusiasm for Halloween. Costume parties, haunted houses, amusement parks, you name it. He loves a good scare and might even compile an elaborate list of activities to make sure you have the best time. Truth be told, seeing you enjoying yourself might be the actual highlight.

He won’t mind, however, if you’d prefer a less intense evening. There’s plenty of things to do away from the crowd, such as pumpkin carving. He’ll do his best to impress you with his artistic skills, presenting highly elaborate carvings, often depicting your favorite things. He lives to entertain you.

If he thinks about it, this is a perfect opportunity to prove to you that really no one else compares. His love for you is unmatched. And as he likes to say, the holiday isn’t complete until it ends with a bang ;) (Had to make the joke)

Kakuzu

Ugh. Kakuzu just dreads the upcoming holidays. It’s all puerile, commercial quackery and he does his best to ignore the nonsense. Or he used to, at the very least. As much as it irritates him, your disappointed expression might be even more unbearable. He does have a soft spot for you, after all.

So fine, go ahead. Do your silly little Halloween shenanigans. As long as he doesn’t have to deal with other people. It’s really just the best for everyone involved. You wouldn’t want some poor soul complimenting your outfit to immediately meet their demise at the hands of your intimidating boyfriend. His patience might be thin, but when it comes to you it’s basically nonexistent.

Ideally it’ll be just you and him. Graveyards, horror movies, haunted houses, pumpkin patches, whatever your little heard desires. If he’s in a good mood, he might even be willing to don a matching costume.

Hidan

Given Hidan’s beliefs, he’s not very impressed by some pagan invention, although he does enjoy the activities that come with it. It’s his guilty pleasure. Especially because he gets to see you all dressed up.

That might just be the main reason, really. You. He loves seeing your excitement and would do anything to entertain it. He enjoys social events where he can show you off, but doing things alone as a couple is also perfectly fine. Okay, if he’s entirely honest, he would very much like to parade you around as his.

All the gore and the terror really gets him into the mood. By the end of the day he’ll be a starved man, and you can be sure that once he gets his hands on you it will be a bloody, scratching, biting mess. He’s probably the type to suggest you do it in a graveyard for the thrills.

Pein

Pein pretends not to care, but he is very much aware your favorite holiday is approaching. He’ll prepare weeks in advance to make sure he won’t have any paperwork or surprise missions. The day will be entirely dedicated to you.

He will either quietly follow you around to whatever plans you’ve made, like a loyal dog, or will conjure his own activities in case you didn’t expect too much productivity to be possible. Oh, the things he’ll do for your sake. Anything for a glimpse of that genuine smile.

You’re quite amused by the fact that Pein retains his serious expression no matter what jumpscares come your way. Impressed, you can’t help but ask him: “Is there even anything that frightens you?” And he won’t have to contemplate an answer for long. Naturally the thought of losing you. All the other artificial horrors pale in comparison. But you needn’t worry, he will never, ever allow it to happen.

Konan

Konan is only mildly excited about Halloween, but she will never say no to spending time with you. Additionally, it comes with the opportunity of doing arts and crafts as a way to relax. Forget buying decorations, she’ll be crafting the most exquisite garlands and ornaments you’ve ever laid eyes on.

She prefers to keep to herself. If you desire to attend a social gathering, she won’t downright refuse, but she’ll maintain her distance from the crowd and count the hours until you’re alone and together.

I feel like she would treat it as a spooky Valentine’s Day. She’ll show up with an elaborate gothic bouquet of flowers and a card quoting your favorite horror book or movie. “I have crossed oceans of time to find you”, as she lovingly once read in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. You’re her very own undying romance.

Tobi

You might think you’re excited for Halloween, but it quickly fades when compared to Tobi’s enthusiasm. Before you can even mention it to him, he will present you with a full itinerary of things to do together. He has been counting the days, constantly daydreaming of having all the fun in the world with you.

Similarly childish is his possessiveness. You find his little bouts of jealousy when you’re among other people terribly cute, as he pouts and tries to drag you away, reminding you dramatically that he’s your Halloween date. Only him.

Although you’re taken aback by his abrupt change of tone, when at some point during the night the silly threats turn into a deep, jarring voice demanding your undivided attention. Surprised? It’s a holiday of frights, after all. Perhaps he’ll show you how scary he can be if he wants to.

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Naruto Worldbuilding headcanon!

Every Ninja village/Realm has its own language.

Since Konoha is the strongest village, their language is taught as the standard foreign language in other villages. Konoha Nin are sometimes seen as obnoxious and arrogant for expecting every person from an other country to understand their language.

Kirigakure has a language that sounds like the flow of water, but a bit nasal. Coincidentally, it sounds very fancy and melodic despite the majority of its population being rather poor. The fishermen of their wave realm have their own dialect.

Kumogakure has made a great effort to make their language as easy to learn as possible. It’s part of the reason why it has the strongest economy. Anyone who wants to do business stuff or work in finance is basically required to learn the language. (And yes, Kakuzu speaks it) It’s described as sounding cool and badass.

Iwagakure‘s language is described as sounding similar to Konoha‘s, but sounding way goofier and happier. They have a lot of different dialects, with even Iwa-Nin having difficulties communicating to each other.

The language that is spoken in Sunagakure sounds breathy and ethereal. It’s the oldest language in the shinobi world. It’s also the hardest language to learn for other shinobi with any foreigners who speak it being looked at with admiration.

In Otogakure, Konoha‘s language is spoken.

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wing-ed-thing · 6 months

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Kakuzu Platonic Relationship Headcanons

Tags: No Reader Pronouns

𓆃 Uh... friends is a strong word, isn't it?

𓆃 Because Kakuzu doesn't have friends, and he likes it that way! So the best you're going to get is "regular interaction" or "work proximity associates".

𓆃 If you're someone that Kakuzu interacts with as he works, such as in the bounty business, you would be a "regular interaction." If you operate together, you are a "work proximity associate" or "associate" for short.

𓆃 And the only true way to get on Kakuzu's good side and stay there is a dangerously simple mix of shared opinions and shared values.

𓆃 Like a typical old-timer, Kakuzu believes mostly conservative views on shinobi work and politics, and above all, a cynical view on money.

𓆃 Anything eccentric is a surefire way to lose his favor, and anything too "progressive" will surely lose his favor. Really, it's tempting to tell Kakuzu that market-bought paper bombs are more effective and practical than hand-written ones, but why would you?

𓆃 "It's a waste of precious coin," he'll grumble disapprovingly. "Buying jutsu is a disgrace."

𓆃 Granted, he doesn't lecture. He's too impatient for that, but pushing Kakuzu is akin to a jack-in-the-box. You never know what's the final straw before he'll explode.

𓆃 Your best bet is to prove yourself and lean into his grumpiness. Learning to read his subtle shifts in mood is a plus so that you can stop talking.

𓆃 Finance and politics are great conversation topics to stick to.

𓆃 If you're lucky, you might be able to hold a conversation with Kakuzu for a solid hour if you start talking the pros and cons of various types of investments.

𓆃 Or on politics. If you get the news before he does, you can inform him about whatever stupid thing is happening in the Hidden Grass. It allows you to gauge his reactions to agree with.

𓆃 Kakuzu is also secretly one for gossip. He'd never admit how much he absolutely loves hearing about how the daimyō's daughter from the Land of Wind just had a messy divorce.

𓆃 "Can't mean good things for their treaty with the Land of Earth," he'd say, crossing his arms with a shake of his head.

𓆃 "I heard in the last village that the prince was caught in quite the scandalous and compromising position" is enough to make Kakuzu eye you in quiet, subtle anticipation.

𓆃 Kakuzu is like the dad who says he doesn't care about your trash reality TV show but stands behind the couch to watch.

𓆃 But staying alive isn't just about making good conversation with Kakuzu.

𓆃 He's opportunistic and will not stand to keep company that he perceives as weak. While there are a multitude of petty things that could lead to a kill from Kakuzu, perceived weakness is at the top of them.

𓆃 Feeling like you're on a good track with Kakuzu is easy to lean into. Walking away from a few interactions feeling like you're getting closer is something that you do not want to get lost in.

𓆃 Because no matter how much you know about investments or scandals, if you make him angry enough, Kakuzu will not hesitate to end your life. And the tally he keeps is invisible.

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Naruto Love Languages (Akatsuki)

Pein/Nagato - Physical Touch

Nagato struggles with his public image and personal image. When he is around others he is a god, a highly power who will bring peace. He is held to such a high standard and that comes with a lot of pressure. Inside he feels like just another person, but knows he has to keep up the persona to execute his plan. When you join him in public he boosts you up as his equal, an equal god to rule with him. But when you two get away from others and back into solitude, Nagato just collapses into your arms and wants to stay there all day. Sure he was tons of paperwork to do, but god dammit have you see the state his body is in? He deserves ONE day off. Loves it when you let him lay down on your lap and you play with his hair. While he is definitely more touchy in private, you do notice that in public he will quietly snake his hand into yours and not let go the whole meeting

Konan - Gift Giving

Konan is stoic but very sweet. She's been hurt quite a bit and is afraid to reach out again. Even when dating you for awhile she occasionally catches herself getting comfortable and retreats a bit. You know she means well and understand her struggles, but it does get sad sometimes. Something that doesn't go away though is her gifts to you. Konan loves to make origami for you, and larger paper creations as well. Your favorite animals, your favorite anime characters, she even makes statues of you two together. Seeing your smile when you recieve these makes her heart soar. Giving you gifts is her one way to confidently express her love, and will bring out the most genuine smiles she ever gives

Itachi Uchiha - Acts of Service

Itachi has some issues showing his emotions more directly. He's a man of few words. But what he doesn't say in words he says in actions. He adores taking care of you. He misses taking care of a younger sibling, or just family in general, it makes him feel important. So caring for you feels just as good, even better since you guys get to kiss and cuddle and stuff. Itachi will always be cooking meals for you and picking up around the house. If you ever get sick this man will be at your side the whole time, I'm talking fresh soup and blankets. Sure he may be a full time Akatsuki member, but with you he's like a housewife. And he wouldn't have it any other way!

Kisame Hoshigaki - Quality Time

Kisame is the definition of loyalty. He is already loyal to his friends and teammates, but to you he is unwavering. He'll never lie to you, sell you out, cheat on you, nothing. You're the only one for him. You're so special and are so interesting to him. Spending time with you is bliss for him, even when you just sit around and casually chat. Kisame could listen to your voice and stare at your beautiful face for hours on end. You'll often find him just staring at you smiling sweetly (much to your embarrassment). He'll back off if you tell him to, but will be back at it the next day

Sasori - Quality Time

Sasori values eternity over everything, that's why he turned himself into a puppet. The passage of time won't affect him, and he doesn't want it to affect your relationship either. He's not big on talking or touching, it's more just existing with you that makes him happy. Whenever he works on his puppets he likes to have you in his studio doing your own thing (with the occasional small talk if you catch him on a good day). Sasori thinks in the long term as well, not worrying if you guys just spend a day doing nothing. You have years and years ahead of you, you can spend a day just doing nothing and relaxing. Just be aware he will consistantly try to convince you to become a puppet so you guys can really live for eternity forever

Deidara - Gift Giving

When you and Deidara started dating, he definitely was showing off awkwardly. I'm talking bragging about his achievements, hyping up his fighting skills, stuff like that. He's lucky he's cute cause he could kinda be insufferable lol. But once he got comfortable around you he mellowed out a lot. More genuine conversations, wider range of emotions and vulnerability, and more confident touches as well. Now he can hold your hand without freaking out. Deidara adores giving you gifts most of all though. His art is obviously the best, and you're the best, so you are worthy of it! His gifts range from tiny little birds that tweet your favorite song before poofing into smoke, or a whole giant dragon doing a show and exploding into colorful fireworks. All of Deidara's creations have tons of time and effort put into them to make sure they are the highest quality for you. Everytime there is a new surprise in his clay, and you look forward to it every day

Hidan - Physical Touch

...Are you surprised? Come on let's be real here. Hidan appreciates the more sinful things in life, and that includes your body. He's kind of a douchebag and you each piss each other off alot, but he DOES care for you. He wouldn't want any other partner, you're his favorite little shit and he couldn't dream of losing you. Not to mention this man worships your body. Everything about you is just perfectly carved by Jashin just for him. Pretty much anything you do will turn him on, you're just that sexy to him. Hidan has no shame and will actively start making out and feeling you up in public. Why should he have to wait to get home to ravish you, you look so good right here right now! And he isn't ashamed to show the world how much he loves you, fuck them all. If you manage to hold him off till you get home, the moment you walk in the door he is throwing you over his shoulder and parading to the bedroom

Kakuzu - Quality Time

Kakuzu isn't the most... romantic person in the world. He's a bit difficult to deal with, even in a relationship. Sometimes you wonder why you fell for this guy in the first place. But then he'll ask you to stay with him while he counts money and talk. The whole time he is attentive and engaged, surprising you with his sincerity. He likes to have you around him a lot and will sometimes drag you into the same room as him with no words. Just sit next to him and he's satisfied. Kakuzu is also protective of you more than anyone in his life. Most people he gives no shits about, just ask his previous teammates. But you don't annoy him as much and he found himself genuinely caring for you. So in return he will kill anyone who dares to threaten or hurt you. News flash though, you will always play second fiddle to money

Tobi/Obito - Words of Affirmation

Either persona he chooses uses words to show his affection, just in drastically different ways. As Tobi, he is waaaaaaay more open and extravagent about it. He is gushing about you all the time in front of everyone, constantly bragging about you during meetings, he will not shut the fuck up. The world will KNOW how cool and funny and hot you are. But when he is back to regular Obito, he definitely calms down. He is still very affectionate and vocal, but in a more private way. He saves this sincerity for alone time and very rare outings. These times he feels open to be vulnerable with you and enjoys telling you all the things he holds inside. So no matter what side of Obito you have, you are gonna be treated like a national treasure (Oh but uh, another problem with Tobi is that uh... nothing you guys do will be private. Everything is gonna be broadcasted to the rest of the Akatsuki, so get used to the group knowing what color panties you were wearing)

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Random Akatsuki Headcanons! (Once again, I was bored)

I feel like im forgetting some :(

★ Konan never runs out of toilet paper

★ Itachi, Zetsu, and Kakuzu read the ingredients before they drink/eat things

★ Hidan randomly screams "WHAT'S UP, BITCHES?!" whenever he walks into his room even if no one is in there.

★ Tobi sucks on his thumb while he's asleep

★ Pain bites his lips whenever he stubs his toe

★ Sasori once dreamed about sleeping on a tropical island in a bikini

★ Deidara prefers luke–warm showers

★ If Kakuzu existed in modern times, he would definitely own a gun collection.

★ Konan, Deidara, and Sasori would work at a club together to make fun of random people at the Bar

★ Itachi can make his thumb disappear

★ Pain punches walls when he's angry

★ Hidan secretly has a soft–side for babies.

★ Tobi likes his milk warm. The only time he likes cold milk is in the afternoon.

★ Pain is secretly very clumsy

★ Deidara accidentally sticks pencils up his nose whenever he zones out

★ Zetsu talks to his plant friends <3

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••••••AFTER-CARE?•••••••

18+, mentions of rough sex, hook up/one night stand, sub drop, female reader. Fluff & cuddles, sweet ending ^.^

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You’d heard stories from your girlfriends and some women from work about after care. The time to mentally settle down and do other soft things after sex, particularly rough sex. You have experience, being in a few different relationships and some one night stands but you never experienced the joy of after care

So when the time came that you and your hook up finished, you were already slipping your clothes back on. Getting ready to head back home now that things are done. Despite this heavy feeling weighing over your head.

“Where you going princess?” He asked, your ears perked as you looked at him over your shoulder. “Home, we’re done here aren’t we?” You replied softly, your tone even despite the nagging feeling behind it

“Nah, come lay down with me.” He said, his eyes scanning over your face, wondering if you had something important to attend too. When he noticed your hesitation, he stretched out an arm, his muscles protruding as he wraps his hand around your waist, pulling you against his side.

Once he got you comfortable, your face nuzzled against neck, something overcame you and you couldn’t hold back. Tears started falling from your eyes, your hand gripping a small fistful of his shirt.

“Did I hurt you?” He asks, his usual husky tone laced with concern as he took in how vulnerable you are. You shook your head in reply, trying to slow your breathing down enough to answer him.

“Ah, I see” he spoke gently, a large calloused hand pushing strands of hair out of your face. “You’ve never experienced this have you?” His voice is almost like a purr as he watches you reply with a no. He shifts his body once again, him laying flat on his back with you on top of him. Your face resting against his broad chest, his thick arms wrapping around your small frame. Holding you tightly against him

“Don’t worry doll, I’ve got you.” He murmurs. You feel his lips graze the top of your head as he presses a kiss against your hair.

“You’ll never feel that way again. Not ‘s long as I’ve got you”

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TOJI, soft SUKUNA, NANAMI, Zetsu, Kisame, HIDAN, KAKUZU, OBITO, SATORU, SUGURU, Pain, orochimaru, Kenpachi, Renji

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Ranking the Akatsuki Based on How Well Liked They Are in the Organization

1 Kisame Hoshigaki - He’s surprisingly friendly for a former Blood Mist Village friend killer. He's honest, even if he follows strict “don’t ask, don’t tell” and “need to know basis” rules, and he seems be both loyal to the organization and it’s members. He’s agreeable, a good listener, and easy to get along with.

2 Konan - She doesn’t interact with the Akatsuki’s members very often, especially outside of missions. Some members regard her as boring, but she’s respectful enough, not antagonistic, and will go out of her way for the members if it benefits the organization. It’s a low bar for normal people, but the Akatsuki aren’t normal.

3 Pein - He’s respected for his strength, drive, and ability to pull something like the Akatsuki off in the first place. The members have an ongoing debate of whether his attempting his goals is courage or arrogance. He has a bad habit of going on philosophical tangents. Sometimes he says things during meetings and no one can tell if he’s teasing them or… Like Konan, no one knows much about him outside of that because he rarely interacts with them.

4 Itachi Uchiha - He usually keeps to himself but occasionally gets really nosy. He thinks he’s subtle. He isn’t. He doesn’t act like someone who would kill their clan and he refuses to talk to anyone about it. He’s sick and he’s tired all of the time, no one has agreed on what he’s like outside of that. Since he’s so unreadable, many members don’t know whether or not he’s trustworthy. Average brought down by Deidara.

5 Zetsu - Everyone is uncomfortable with how he insists on keeping tabs on them. Outside of that, opinions are mixed. Black Zetsu is rude but he makes sure everyone gets their work done on schedule. White Zetsu is an idiot but is the closest thing to good company after Kisame. Hidan and Kisame gave them the nicknames Dokuzetsu and Jozetsu and they just kind of stuck. Everyone has chosen to ignore the cannibalism. Pein and Konan don’t seem concerned, so he’s probably safe, right?

6 Kakuzu - He’s aggressive and short tempered, but he won’t bother anyone unless they’re late on work or go over budget, for the most part. He’s so stingy that most of the Akatsuki prefer paying out of pocket over fighting him about “unnecessary mission expenses” like food or shelter. Most members just ignore him and he ignores them right back.

7 Deidara - He’s good at his job, so everyone understands why he’s there, but he’s also regarded as loud, overconfident, dramatic, short-tempered, only interested in art, and immature. Him being the youngest member of the Akatsuki, even if it is only by three years, doesn’t help the immature allegations. Most members were over him by week 2.

8 Sasori - He’s critical and condescending. He is ready and willing to attack anyone who makes him wait. He is unapologetically nosy and doesn’t even try to hide it like Itachi. If you don’t tell him what he wants to know, he’ll just gather intel on you behind your back. If it weren’t for the skill and knowledge he’s accrued, no one would like him.

9 Hidan - He’s loud, vulgar, and will take any chance to preach about his religion. He has been kicked out of meetings on more than one occasion. If he gets too bored, on missions or not, he will start picking fights. He complains all of the time, even about things he doesn’t actually care about. He’s made it abundantly clear that not only is he neither loyal to the organization nor its members, he’s expressed that he hates both.

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto headcanon #akatsuki headcanon #rambling #akatsuki #pein #konan #zetsu #kisame hoshigaki #itachi uchiha #sasori #deidara #kakuzu #hidan #my stooff

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fireflylitsky · 1 year

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Okay, Akatsuki cooking Headcanons, are they good in the kitchen??? Itachi- What he’s learned to cook, he does so very well, but only knows a few simple recipes his mother taught him. He's a perfectionist and would rather master the egg flip than have an arsenal of ‘okay’ meals under his belt.

Kisame- An absolute grill master. If you want rare, you get rare. Medium rare? No problem. All he needs to do is poke it with a finger and he knows just when to pull it off the grill. Ask him for well done and he’ll shame you the entire time it takes to cook, but yeah, he can do that too. He knows fancy spatula/tong flipping tricks and will show off even if no one’s looking. Hidan got him an apron that says “Fuck the cook” and Kisame wears it every chance he gets, and if he’s drunk enough, with nothing underneath.

Sasori- Food is for the weak.

Deidara- He definitely thinks he’s a good cook. The others refuse to eat his creations on the assertion that if he has mouths on his hands, it’s unsanitary, but really he just goes crazy with spices and hot sauce.

Hidan- Is Hidan good in the kitchen? Of course he is. The counter is the perfect height. When it comes to cooking though, he’s impatient and always cranks the heat, then whines when it tastes burnt. That doesn’t stop him from eating it, and it definitely doesn’t stop him from burning it next time either.

Kakuzu- No one has any clue if Kakuzu is a good cook because he won’t do it for anyone but himself. He buys the food he wants in the exact quantities required. None is ever wasted. He is a meal prep king and reserves a spot in the fridge for all his perfectly portioned leftovers. Anyone to touch them dies.

Konan- She knows the basics, but she’s a woman with a lot of shit to deal with, so she turns to instant ramen a lot. Whenever one of the guys teases her for not being a better cook, because apparently that’s expected of her, she will make them something purposefully disgusting and forces them to finish it. No one really says anything disparaging about her cooking anymore.

Nagato- Lol just no. The man knows nothing of cooking, but Konan ensures he eats.

Pein- As a corpse being piloted by an unhinged trauma-ridden friend, no. No, he is not much of a cook.

Zetsu- Doesn’t believe in cooking.

Tobi/Obito- Tobi would not be a good cook. Obito knows this and loses a piece of his soul every time he has to purposely fuck up a meal just to stay in character, because Obito is actually quite a good cook. The man just wants to make beautiful, braised meats and savory soups and instead he’s stuck pretending to not know the difference between soy sauce and maple syrup. He pretends to enjoy sugar-filled, rainbow colored treats because that is what Tobi would like.

Orochimaru- This motherfucker is so extra. His cooking is gourmet. He fully intends on enjoying his immortal life and that means each meal should be a treat. Of course he gets busy and doesn’t always have time, in which case he opts for something quick and efficient—he has a whole ass recipe book for smoothies alone with all his favorites dog-eared and he tells Kabuto they taste better when he makes them.

(Thanks to @mooshi-png for the Kisame in that fucking apron hc lmao, it lives in my head permamently)

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aceopmari · 2 years

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Perverted Akatsuki X Reader: Upskirt👙

Akatsuki Masterlist

TW: Explicit, upskirts, panties, perversion, face sitting, breast licking, perverted reader, masturbation, sexual harassment. Minors DNI 18+

Akatsuki Baddie Taglist: @ppg-artss @cutebunnygirl02 @mercymccann @kakeisumire @aoi-ajisai

Sasori:

Sasori was working on Hiruko’s puppet body in the small library at the base. You walked in the room wearing your short skirt and walked towards the bookshelf that was in front of him. You bent over to examine the shelf as you searched for your book.

Sasori’s usual blank and passive stare turned into a naughty smirk the moment he brought his attention to the hemline of your miniskirt.

He got a glimpse of red fabric that barely peeked out from your short skirt. ‘I just wonder what she’s hiding under there…’ he thought.

He raised up his hand a bit and activated his chakra thread that he used to connect to one of the ruffles to your skirt. With a gentle lift of his fingers, he was able to lift up the back of your skirt, just high enough for you not to notice and for Sasori to get a good peek of what was underneath.

Sasori got a good eye full. Underneath your skirt was a pair of sexy red mesh back panties that hugged your cheeks. ‘Naughty girl…’ he thought.

Sasori’s eyes followed your curves as he studied the sparkles that were on the back of the panties. ‘Never would have taken her to have such an artistic taste…’

You felt a small breeze from under your skirt. You were unaware of what was really happening as you believed that the A/C was blowing.

You felt really hot under your skirt from the weather. You bent over a bit further and sighed quietly in satisfaction as you welcomed the breeze.

Sasori’s let out a low hum in amusement at the sight. “Not bad, I’ve got to admit,” he whispered.

“…Huh?” You snap out of your thoughts and turn around to see Sasori using his chakra thread on your skirt. You raised an eyebrow. “Sasori, what are you-?”

“-Your panties were showing. I was simply pulling your skirt down…” Sasori said flatly as his passive blank stare returned to his face. He lowered his fingers making the ruffle of your skirt go down before he disconnects his chakra thread.

Your cheeks flushed. “Oh..t-thank you Sasori…” Feeling embarrassed, you grabbed your book and quickly left. Sasori snickered to himself before going back to work on his puppet.

The moment you left the room, a naughty perverted smirk spread across your face as your clit throbbed from under your skirt.

Truth be told, you wouldn’t mind one bit if Sasori took it upon himself to take a little peek up your skirt. But you knew he was too reserved to try anything like that…

Kakuzu:

Kakuzu sat on the couch in the living room at the base as he counted his money. It was hard to focus with the noise of your vacuuming. He didn’t mind though. After all he had a nice view of the lovely gifts, from the ‘Village Hidden in the Short Skirts…’

Kakuzu glanced up from his wad of ryo to stare up your skirt. You bent over right in front of him as you vacuumed to reach the hard corners.

You had on a sexy pink thong. A color that matched well with your innocence. Kakuzu’s red-green eyes followed the movements of your fluttering skirt as he watched your ass jiggle in your panties. He bit his lip behind his mask.

Kakuzu would never admit, but you were just his type. You were a young and beautiful fine piece of ass. One that was round, ripe, and tight…

If it wasn’t for his greed, he would have spent money on that ass. Kakuzu found himself reaching his hand between his man spread legs as he tended to his aching bulge. “Mmm…” he moaned quietly.

Kakuzu watched as you turned off the vacuum and put it away. You then pulled out a feather duster before walking over to the small coffee table in front of Kakuzu.

You bent over in front of him as you proceeded to dust the table. Your skirt was just a few feet away. Kakuzu gripped his dick through his pants as he looked up your skirt once more as he studied the perfectly sculpted twin full moons that was wrapped by your skimpy fabric.

Kakuzu didn’t hesitate anymore as he reached a hand to smack your ass, enjoying the sight of it jiggling in your thong.

You shrieked as you dropped your feather duster. Your cheeks flushed a deep red as you turned back to glare at Kakuzu.

“H-hey! You can’t do that, Kakuzu!” You snapped. “Shut up, Y/N. Get back to work,” Kakuzu says coldly.

You turned away in a huff as Kakuzu smirked in satisfaction. You picked up your duster and went back to cleaning.

You couldn’t help but smirk to yourself. You wouldn’t mind it if Kakuzu dragged you to bed to spank you…and with his tendrils no less…

Kisame:

You were painting the walls of the base when you called Kisame over. “Needed something, Sweetheart?”

You nodded. “Yeah. I need to paint up higher but I can’t reach. Think you could give me a boost?” Kisame smiled. “But of course…”

Kisame got on his knees and grabbed a hold of your body to boost you up. He held you tightly by your legs.

“Great! Just keep steady for 5 minutes,” you say before you go ahead to start painting. “Sure, take all the time you need…” Kisame grinned as he glanced up your skirt.

Kisame thought you were rather innocent. He was so surprised when he took a peek of the sexy black thong you had under your short skirt.

The thong hugged your curves and gave your ass a perfect lift. Kisame licked his lips like a hungry shark. He only wished he could sink his teeth into those cheeks for a yummy taste.

His eyes traced to your clothed pussy. It was wet and it seemed to have gotten more soaked by the second.

On top of that, he noticed some sweat beads rolling down your ass cheeks and onto your legs. You must’ve felt pretty hot under your skirt from the weather.

Kisame held back a groan. He glanced at his crotch seeing his ‘little shark’ sticking out. He couldn’t help but snicker. ‘What am I a teenager? Damn…’

“Okay, I’m done. You could put me down now, Kisame,” you say. Kisame snapped out of his thoughts and internally panicked as he glanced up at you.

He then spotted an empty white spot in the corner walls. “Oh um…you missed a spot…”

You followed his gaze and spotted the unpainted corner. “Oh! Thanks!” You then went ahead and started painting the spot. “No problem…” Kisame smirked as he went back to peeking up your skirt.

His eyes fell to your crotch. Your underwear had cute little blue words on the front. ‘Shark Bait, eh? Cute…’ he thought.

You smirk to yourself as you felt your clit throb from the arousal. “I hope your enjoying the view, Sharky~” you say seductively.

Kisame widened his eyes. You had known the whole time that he was watching. He grinned showing his shark teeth some more. “I am…”

You glanced down at him. “Want a little taste?” Kisame chuckled. “But of course…”

You yelped when Kisame repositioned you so that your legs were wrapped around his neck. He brought his head up your skirt and proceeded to lick your clothed pussy.

You were a moaning mess when Kisame dragged his cold tongue up and down your wet clothed clit to taste the juices.

You squealed in delight as Kisame licked the sweat beads off your cheeks. This was just what you needed to cool off for the day.

Hidan:

You were cooking breakfast in your short skirt, swinging your hips to the beat of the music. Hidan was sitting at the table waiting for the meal. He didn’t mind the wait. After all he had a whole ‘ass meal’ in front of him…

With a grin on his face, his magenta eyes followed the sashaying movements of your hips as your skirt swished to the beat of the music. He was hungry for some ass. Hidan spread his legs open as he started to shamelessly rub his dick. “Damn mama, shake that ass…” he whispered.

In his eyes, a short skirt was an invitation. One that leads to fucking. He didn’t waste any time as he walked up to you, eyeing the hemline of your skirt. “Whatchu got under there…?” He asks huskily as he reaches towards the end of your skirt.

You slowly turn back to him. “Hm?” You gasp as Hidan lifted up your skirt. His grin grew bigger at the sight of your bright red lacy thong. “Hello…”

Your cheeks flushed as you whirled around to slap Hidan across the face. His expression did not falter. “DAMN!” He laughed.

You tugged your skirt down defensively. “Hidan! What the hell is wrong with…you?” You shrink back as Hidan’s eyes darken with lust.

You widened your eyes in horror as you shook your head. “Hidan…Hidan no!” “Bring that ass over here…” Hidan growls hungrily.

In the next instant, your running away from Hidan who immediately starts chasing you. “C’MERE BITCH!” He laughs. Hidan grabs a hold of you and tosses you over his shoulder causing your skirt to flip up.

You hissed when Hidan smacked your ass which echoed in the kitchen. He walked towards the countertop.

“Hidan I’m trying to cook!” You whined. “Fuck that! I’m having that ass for breakfast!” Hidan laughed as he snapped the straps of your thong. The sounds of your cries were music to his ears.

Hidan sets you down in front of the counter. “Bend over, bitch!” He laughs as he smacks your ass again. You flinch at the touch.

As Hidan positions you against the counter, you picked up the smell of smoke. “Hidan! The stove!” You cry. “Don’t worry, Sugar, I’ll be quick,” Hidan says huskily as he peels off your panties.

Your cheeks burn as your felt your heat exposed to the air. You shivered when you felt Hidan rub his bare cock against your ass cheeks. “Damn your warm…let me get a better feel of you, gorgeous…”

You shivered as your decided to accept your fate. “Hidan at least close the door….oooh…” Hidan slid his dick into your ass as the sound of the hot stove sizzled in your ear.

Not a moment later, the sound of the smoke alarm went off as you mouth a “WOW” at the feeling of Hidan’s full length in your ass. It was truly about to get hot in here…

Deidara:

Deidara yawned as he walked through the dark base. He had awoken from a bad dream and decided to calm himself down for a midnight snack.

He made his way towards the dining room and stopped when he heard the sound of erotic moaning. Deidara saw a light from the kitchen. Someone was there.

The continued sounds of moaning piqued his curiosity. He quietly stalked towards the entryway and leaned in for a closer look.

His jaw dropped at the sight. There you were inside the kitchen clad in a sexy lacy red and black bra and panty set.

Not only that, but you were wiggling your ass against the open fridge, eyes closed as you moaned at the sensation of the cool air chilling your sweaty body.

Deidara couldn’t believe his eyes at what he was seeing. Heat rushed to his cheeks as he took in every curve of your body.

He mouthed a “WOW” as he watched you roll your hips against a large cucumber that was sticking out the fridge drawers. His dick twitched every time the cucumber poked between your ass cheeks.

Part of Deidara told him that he should have walked away and forgot what he saw…

…The rest of him reminded him that one: he was an S Class Criminal and two: he was still a man.

Another erotic moan escaped your lips, snapping Deidara out of his thoughts. His blue eyes lit up with excitement when he saw you drag the cold cucumber between your legs. It felt so cool and hard like a full and refrigerated dick.

Deidara’s lips broke into a smirk. Yeah there was no way he was gonna pass out on this particular ‘midnight snack.’

Deidara removed his bangs out of his face a bit as he pressed the button on his scope to zoom in on your breasts.

“Ooh…looks like someone’s been working up a sweat…” Deidara whispered teasingly as he watched the sweat beads roll down your breasts, only to disappear into your bra.

He let out a murmur of approval as he used his other hand to tend to his aching dick inside his boxers.

Deidara who had invented his scope to counter genjutsu, was using it to peep on you from afar. He couldn’t bring himself to feel shame about it, after all he did have a taste for the arts. Your perfect figure was no exception…

Deidara watched as you turned around to stick your head in the fridge. Your thong covered ass stuck out for what Deidara believed: for his own viewing pleasure.

He pressed the button on his scope to scan in every curve of your plump and perfect peach. “Artistically delicious…I’d love a taste…” he whispered.

“Mmm~” Deidara bit his lip as he felt the tongue in his hand begin to taste his dick from inside his boxers. He started to sweat more by the second.

Deidara watched you rummage through the fridge. “You picking out a treat, beautiful? What are we having…?” He whispered huskily as he grinded his hand tongue on his shaft.

As if you were answering his question, you pulled an orange popsicle from the fridge.

You turned back around and stuck your ass against the fridge once more before you proceed to drag the popsicle across your body. You wiggled your ass against the fridge as you did so.

Deidara’s eyes clouded with lust as he followed the swirling movements of the popsicle going down your curves. His tongue in his pants followed the same motions.

‘I wish the popsicle was me…’ he thought as he watched you rub the popsicle between your clothed pussy. “Oh wow~!” You mewled as the popsicle chilled your aching clit.

“Oh wow…” Deidara repeated in a desperate moan as his hand tongue slid across his hardening bulge that leaked out pre cum.

With enough hot strokes against your skin, your popsicle melted against your breasts. You sighed in satisfaction. “Feels good, hm?” Deidara teased as he watched the orange droplets tickle down your curves.

You then dig into the drawers of the fridge and pull out a can of whip cream. Deidara licked his dry lips like a parched puppy waiting on his next meal.

Sweat rolled down his cheek as the mouth in his hand started to suck his throbbing dick. He bit his lip hard to prevent any moans as he rolled his hips against his hand mouth.

You then took the can of whip cream and opened your panties before squirting the cold cream onto your pussy. You squealed in delight at the cold sensation of the cream chilling your pussy lips.

“Mmhm…nice and creamy…” Deidara murmured in approval. His face was burnt red as his dick throbbed painfully. He was so turned on by the display, that he leaned in towards the entryway of the kitchen for a closer look, exposing his head under the light.

You pulled on your bra and squirted the cream all over your breasts before proceeding to massage them after you dropped the can onto the floor.

You were a moaning mess as the cream cooled off your breasts. It felt so good and it was safe to say that you didn’t feel hot and sweaty anymore…unlike Deidara…

Deidara pulled his boxers down and came onto the kitchen floor as he choked. You opened your eyes at the sudden disturbance and that’s when your eyes met Deidara’s who was peeking at you from the dining room.

Cum was on the floor in front of him and he had a hand on his eye scope.

You stared at him completely mortified as you covered your cream coated body before you let out an ear splitting scream.

Deidara widened his eyes as panic filled his mind. “Shit! I-I-I’m sorry!” “GET OUTTTTTT!” You screamed as your face burns a deep red at the sight of Deidara’s cock.

Deidara got up. He stumbled back and instantly slipped on his cum before landing on his back painfully with a loud thud.

You ran out the other entryway of the kitchen, leaving Deidara alone in the room as he groaned painfully at the impact.

From that day forward, Deidara learned never to peep again…

Konan:

The two of you were relaxing on a blanket outside on a hot day. Konan was sucking a popsicle while you were laying on your back.

“I’m so hot!” You complained. Konan turned to you. She had to agree. Her orange eyes fell to your legs that were covered in sweat. Her eyes inch up your thighs a bit only to see a piece of pink lace that was peeking out from under your miniskirt.

Konan sighed. She had already seen up your skirt every chance she got. She wanted to see more…

You groaned as you sat up a bit. You pulled on your top repeatedly in hopes for cool air to come. Konan’s eyes fell to your chest. She could see a bit of your lacey pink bra.

She licked her popsicle as she pretended to taste your boobs. They were so full, lifted, and delicious.

She was jealous of the sweat beads that rolled down your twin mounds. What she wouldn’t give to have a peek.

You turned to Konan, eyeing her tongue on the popsicle. “You’ve been licking that for awhile…” Konan tilted her head in confusion. “Hm?”

Nervousness fills your mind as a naughty idea crosses. Your desperation cancels it out as you found yourself moving closer to Konan.

“Y/N what are you-?” Konan widened her eyes when she saw you lift up your top to reveal your sweaty breasts. Her cheeks flushed a deep red at the delicious sight.

“Do you think you could cool me off with your tongue?” You asked shyly. Konan couldn’t believe her ears. Her heart began to race as she watched more sweat beads dip into your cleavage.

“Please Konan! It’s so hot…” you whined desperately. In the next instant, Konan pulls you into her lap before unclipping your bra from the front.

“I’ll take good care of you…” she whispered as she watches your breasts jiggle out of your bra. “Please…” you whispered.

Konan fluttered her eyes shut as she brought her head close to your breasts. Her tongue slowly slipped out from her lips before she dragged it across your breast.

You mewled at the sensation of the cold tongue swirling against your nipple. “Konan…” you moaned. She looks up at you in a seductive gaze. “Do you like that?”

You hug her head to push it close to your breasts. “More…more…” you moaned. Konan let out a low hum as she snaked out her tongue and slithered it across your breast.

You moaned when she started sucking your nipples. Konan moaned in approval. Your boob sweat tasted so salty yet very sweet…

Konan slid her lips off your breast with a loud POP before she brought her pretty mouth to your other breast. You shuddered as the sensation of her cold lips sucking your nubs.

Even though your goal was to get cooler, your body’s temperature kept rising from the arousal, as did Konan who was also turned on from tasting your delicious boobs.

Konan sucked off the last sweat bead off your breast before pulling her lips off with a loud POP. Your eyes meet hers once again just in time for you to watch her give your breast once last sensual lick. “Wow…” you moaned breathlessly.

You lowered yourself down to Konan’s level as you wrapped your arms around your neck. “Thank you…” you whispered before you brought your lips to Konan.

You lick her lips for entrance and she easily allows you to slide into her mouth. You moaned at the summery taste of the popsicle juice in her mouth. Her cold tongue smoothed against yours to cool it down.

“Mm-!” You widened your eyes when you felt Konan bump her breasts against yours. They felt so full and firm. You eagerly rub your breasts against hers to take in the hot friction.

You felt her nipple piercings press hard against yours through the fabric of her top. You felt your clit throb from the arousal. ‘I want to feel her some more…’ you thought.

You pull away from Konan a bit as you unzipped her top. “Let me taste you…” you say. Konan smiled at you seductively. “But of course…”

Konan helped you remove her top. Her breasts bounced deliciously for your viewing pleasure. She wasn’t wearing a bra. You dove right in as you nuzzled your face against her hot breasts to kiss and suck on the cream colored mounds.

You sniffed them as you moaned. They smelt like flowers and they were as soft as marshmallows.

Konan felt herself soak through her pants as she moaned. She was in for a good time…

Itachi:

Itachi was in the living room reading a book. He glanced up from his novel to see you bent over and cleaning in front of him.

His red eyes went up your thighs. Your skirt was extremely short…

…Short enough to reveal your “hidden clouds…”

Itachi tore his eyes away from the rather sexy view. He was a gentleman…but still…that skirt was all too tempting…

He closed his eyes and activated Tsukuyomi…

Itachi was now in a void. Above him were a pair of giant legs.

He glanced up to see that it was you in your short skirt. You slowly started to lift your skirt.

This time, Itachi couldn’t bring himself to look away as his cheeks started to flush. ‘Just one peek…’ he thought. It couldn’t hurt.

Finally your skirt had been lifted entirely to reveal your bright red thong. Itachi’s eyes scanned your fully plump cheeks.

He licked his lips as you squatted down to give him a better look. “Wow…” Itachi started to sweat as he felt his erect bulge poke out of his pants.

You lowered your hips towards Itachi, allowing your ass to press firmly against his face.

Itachi was crushed between your cheeks, but he didn’t care. Your ass felt so smooth and sooo warm…

You rub your hips against Itachi, flossing his body between your cheeks. The fabric of your thong had tickled his dick stiff.

Itachi couldn’t bring himself to feel shame. He couldn’t hold back his moans anymore as he continued to sweat bullets.

“What a naughty dream you’re having, Itachi…my jutsu allows me to read minds you know…” a voice echoed.

Itachi gasped. He opened his eyes which brought him back to reality to see you smirking at him.

He blushed as you giggled. The shame that once disappeared had returned. “I’m…sorry…” he said quietly.

“Don’t be…” you cooed as you teased the hem of your skirt. Itachi raised an eyebrow. You walked closer to his side and place your leg next to him as you lifted your skirt to reveal your red garter straps.

Itachi’s eyes widened as his cheeks darkened. “What are you…?” Itachi watched as you peeled off your skirt to reveal your red thong.

“If you wanted a little peek, I’m happy to give you a show~” you purr seductively. Itachi’s heart thumped wildly as you brought yourself to his lap to straddle him.

His dick twitched when you rubbed your clit on his clothed bulge. You take his hands and brought them to your breasts.

“No ones around…how’s a private dance sound, Itachi?”

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