The results of my short lived career as a purpler. Long story short, don’t invite an archaeologist to a toga party if you don’t want historically accurate togas.
There’s no better way to heal from the trauma of your college theatre department than to give your leading lady in your novel all the roles you wanted but were “too fat” for
ok so crush aside for zaddy Man Candy M, i do actually wanna be considered work friends right, like i want to be the one he talks shit to like our coworker Dr. A (p sure i was calling him A but i found out he has a phd so we gonna call him Dr. A now)
and yall today i think im in
this isnt gonna be interesting but our shitty coworker Lady M, shes annoying af to work with, they haven't been putting her in our area lately and so MCM was happy about it (same) and was talking all kinds of shit to me and smiling and talking the most he's ever spoken to me or any fucking day tbh
and when he talks to coworkers, which has usually only been Dr. A and his mom, he makes short quips in passing and shit, like he's walking by and will say something quick, not intending on having a full conversation on it, right
so he was doing that with me, id be standing there and he'd walk by and say something and it doesnt warrant more than a laugh and "i know right" and that feels nice, like i feel like part of the fucking team
so we go to break, and i always sit in my car, and MCM will either stand outside by the door or sit in his car. so i go out and everybody and they momma by the door chillin, and MCM stops me and asks me where i want to go because my bosses wanna send one person to another area and keep two in the one we worked all night because its just clean up now
he says to me "i'll go wherever you don't want to" (first of all, aw) second I SAY "we can't both do that, i do the same thing" and we laugh
so we're talking up a storm out there with everybody and i honestly dont even know how long break lasted lmfao i lost track of time
so it was nice, finally making conversation and hearing him talk highly of me, and say my mf name lord have mercy
anyway, this how i know im finally in, this how i know im part of the team
he waved at me
we were leaving and he drove by me and he waved at me