#like those hallways?

[gaystheysanddinos]

if you've never been hit in the face by a backpack have you even been to public school

#school #public school #like those hallways? #danger of being crushed to death #and the stairs #dont get me started #on the fucking stairs #actual hazards #vent

[stellar-jay]

"Tell her I am the White Toymaker. Tell her the White Prophet lives farther down the street, five doors down on the left."

I'm still messing with my design for him. I'm not yet done with The Assassin's Quest but I'm just so happy that he's roughly happy right now. I love his gay woolen hat. I wish for his future as much color as he can stand. I wish for his future for Fitz to finally pick up on the fact that he's flirting with him.

NOTE: I am not done with the series and I'm guessing a lot of people won't click this read more, so I'm just not gonna be looking at tags or reblogs lest someone tags it with like "man i love the fool can't believe he turned out to have an evil twin in the tawny man trilogy" or some shit. i dont take chances.

#the fool #the farseer trilogy #farseer trilogy #rote #the assassin's quest #mr ivory-hands my beloved #checked back on where they described his hat finally to look for a quote to use as a caption and turns out hes wearing a fur coat. oops. #this is uhhh later he takes the coat off later #imagine in this drawing that he has just told a joke or is talking about destiny or some shit #he seems pretty energized when he does those things #again im just so happy hes like genuinely happy and able to like show his inner thoughts and emotions to his friends #instead of just lurking in hallways to scare the shit out of fitz and saying cryptic shit to him and then leaving #bro has hobbies now #good for him #estarriol mute this #jay scratchings

[drabbles-of-writing]

Love that Terra clearly had the worst possible understanding of Eda and Raine (thinking they wouldn’t team up to fight her as kids, that Raine wasn’t smart enough to lie through their teeth until the Day of Unity, etc) but even SHE knows damn well those two are absolute fucking losers for each other. Can you imagine how insufferable they had to be off-screen for Terra to openly mock it with zero hesitation. What did she have to bear witness to

#the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #for the future #terra snapdragon #eda clawthorne #raine whispers #raeda #talk #drabble post #'i like musicians!' #oh girl what kind of bullshttery did you have to sit through #i refuse to believe its one of those 'you just see it from afar' things #i know in my HEART. THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS TO BE AROUND #lilith likes raine she does she thinks theyre cool but she couldnt STAND to be in the same room as them w eda #my apologies but we all have to know those 2 were the couple that borderline made out in the school hallways #literally always talking in the middle of class and doing stupid shit #arguably its worse now bc theyre in the pining obviously from afar but we gotta unpack that later theres a world to save rn #darius staring into space in the single day he had to be in the same base as them as they prepared for the day of unity like. oh good lord. #i forgot how bad they were. how did i ever forget this. how is this worse. how did they make this even worse they arent even kissing yet #theyre so disgustingly in love with each other its like getting toothrot #which is the long way of saying F to belos when eda learns what he did #it is on SIGHT YOU OLD CORPSE

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i need to share the absolute fucking Experience i had playing minecraft tonight. i'm gonna be emotional about it for days

so me and my friends like to play on this server that's pretty much just a bunch of minigames. one of them is Murder Mystery - of a group of - i think its 13/14 people - one person is randomly selected as the murderer (spawns with a sword), the other as the sheriff (spawns with a bow). the rest are innocent. the innocents can gain a bow by collecting coins. no one knows anyone's status unless the player shows their sword/bow. i'm doing a quest where, in order to get points, i need to kill the murderer.

so as the game start countdown begins, me and my pal are checking out this Red Link skin. it's pretty neat! we're all crouching and punching at each other, as one does. i feel a connection form with Red Link. we're buddies now. we're in this together.

so we're all running around the map. every time i see Red Link, we crouch and punch at each other. the game is going fine, we're having fun. i'm delighted that i've made a one-game friend.

then my friend says that Red Link is the murderer, and i literally have a hard time believing it. Red Link? my Red Link? no, they must be mistaken. we were together at the start. they had ample opportunities to kill me. it can't be Red Link. but whoever the murderer killed was the sheriff, and i needed to complete the quest - picking up the sheriff tombstone grants me the bow.

so i run, trying to find it, and i turn the corner.

there Red Link was, standing at the end of the hall, by the tombstone, with a sword in hand. i froze. i was so upset - not Red Link! not my dear companion! i was so sure that was it.

but i walked forward anyway, thinking that maybe if i dodged around them, grabbed the bow, and turned and shot fast enough, i could get them. the thought was actually distressing! Red Link didn't put the sword away. they watched me slowly approach. we stood on either side of the tombstone, and i expected Red Link to cut me down. i was well within reach of their sword.

Red Link calmly, still looking at me, moved to the side and past me. i panicked and grabbed the bow, ran to the corner, turned and drew - Red Link was already at the other end of the hall, running away. i didn't want to shoot, but i needed the kill - who knows when i'd get an opportunity to complete the quest again. it's a tough one.

i missed, thank fuck, but man. i was in shock. i thought i was a goner.

then, after the game where awards are given - the murderer, who killed them, who collected the most coins - i went up to Red Link and crouched. they crouched back.

then they left the game.

#IM STILL WAILING #you know those movies/shows where a character befriends a dangerous wild animal / monster #and later the monster goes on a killing spree #but then it stops before killing the character that was kind to it. and spares them.... yeah.... this felt like that #it felt wild as fuck #ive never had that happen... kindness is real.... #red link if you're out there. i'll think of you fondly and often #the joy turned disbelief turned betrayal turned shock turned bittersweet euphoria #i knew that id never see them again... i was right... #but yes. this felt Important. i needed to share!!! #i was very emotional!! as my buddies can attest!!! #i talked about it until we said Goodnight! #absolutely unprompted #the relief i felt when my arrow missed... #i wished them luck in my head! even though i knew they'd probably die! #what would have happened if they hadnt i Wonder #what if i was the last one alive. would Red Link have killed me then? questions that will never be answered... #oh yes also one of my friends was also there for the Hallway Showdown and was spared #but! i will be honest! i tunnel visioned so hard that the entire world came down to me. that tombstone. and my dearest Red Link.

[better-call-mau1]

Lucasfilm: Literally every single romance or almost-romance we’ve ever written in the Star Wars universe has ended in tragedy.

Lucasfilm: Han/Leia? Split up after their son went off the deep end. They eventually died broken and alone.

Lucasfilm: Anidala? No match for Palpatine’s plotting, Anakin’s attachment issues, and Padmé’s Sadness.

Lucasfilm: Obitine? Jyn/Cassian? Reylo? Tragedy! Tragedy! Tragedy!

Lucasfilm: At least we gave you Kanera. Aren’t they just so sweet and devoted and —— oh, whoops! More tragedy!

Ezra: I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

Sabine, drawing her blasters: They can pry you from my cold, dead hands.

Ezra: Please don’t tempt them.

#saw mutuals speculating on potential Sabine & Ezra tragedy in Ahsoka #and I remembered I had this whole post just sitting in my drafts #it’s literally the grim reaper hallway meme 😭 #and the fact that Disney bought LF doesn’t seem to matter either #they’re responsible for 4/6 on here!!!!!!!! #even the barely-there ships like Mr./Mrs. Sumar are sad 😣 #and if you ship the clones with anyone that’s begging for angst and tragedy too #what i’m trying to say is #IF THEY MESS WITH SABEZRA AT ALL I WILL RIOT #doesn’t even matter if they’re written to be platonic in the Ahsoka show #those two belong together and I will lose my kriffing mind if something happens to one or both of them #plus the overall story resonates more if SOME PEOPLE get a happy ending #because so far no one has and it’s almost ridiculous #sabezra #sabine wren #ezra bridger #ahsoka series #sabezra incorrect quotes

[unopenablebox]

my mom recently reminded me that when i was in 5th grade my teacher would periodically report to her that i was "sneaky" because i would ask to use the bathroom during class and instead go retrieve things from my locker that i had forgotten to bring with me

and even at the time she thought this was ridiculous and obviously not representative of an intrinsically deceitful nature, fortunately for me. but it's really extra ridiculous looking back on it now as a 28-year-old research professional who has to double back into the room i just left for some combination of gloves, tube rack, ice bucket, or samples at least once a day, a quality absolutely no one cares about or would ever make me justify to another person and which i therefore don't have to tell contrived lies about

#i did eventually develop more capacity to check for an essential list of items before going somewhere less accessible #e.g. if i am going to teach or to a meeting across campus i don't like. forget my laptop #but something that's down the hallway??? for a non-time-bounded activity? #i am probably never going to develop the capacity to have 100% of those things every time i go somewhere and it just. doesn't matter. #my school was less weird about this stuff than a lot of places i hear about and most teachers would e.g. enter negotiations about a way #for me to hand things in that i would actually consistently remember was happening and could show up to. so usually i was fine. #but it just made it more notable that this person thought i was like. an inveterate liar. because i wanted to go get the 1 notebook i forgo #out of the six books and notebooks i was supposed to be carrying around that day #without getting publicly scolded for being too disorganized to adapt to future life stages. #box opener

[wyvernsrus]

Bby Fordo: *gives the other alphas uncanny valley feelings*

Bby Stec: Yep that's mine now

Bby 17: *staring at Stec and Fordo* what are you doing?

Bby Stec and Fordo, who crawled into the room from a vent: *staring back* our older brother now

Stec: * to 17s cadets* and thats how we adopted 17!

17: *fending off Fordo trying to steal his pudding cup* Firstly of all I was cursed-

#captain fordo #alpha arc stec #alpha 17 #this has been in my drafts for awhile #Stec and Fordo adopted 17 as their older brother #you cannot convince me otherwise #they showed up one day like stray tookas #and decided 17 was their brother now #they tend to randomly collect people #its like pokemon to them #their cadets? found Thire in a hallway and Rex in a closet #those are their cadets now

[surelyyourejesting]

everyone always talks about "oh I love the custom followers comments on everything!!! hehehe rumarin is so funny!! Inigo is my best friend!!! I love lucien he's such a nerd !!! " and nobody ever talks about trying to walk through a door

#is there something I'm missing how do you walk through doors with like. so many followers. I'm struggling with 3 and I see people with 7 #or those skinny ass nordic ruin hallways dude #skyrim #modded skyrim #tes skyrim #rumarin #interesting npcs #inigo #lucien flavius #elder scrolls skyrim #shitpost #skyrim custom followers

[nikoisme]

really funny coincidence that someone put some sort of poster or whatever it's called in our school's hallway,, and it shows greek, roman AND slavic gods. That's so fun

#i literally stopped in the middle of the hallway because i saw it out of the corner of my eye #and i was like “wait a second. i knOW THOSE!” #niko rambles

[svtskneecaps]

yknow what GOOD i'm glad there's a spy this server was missing espionage. everybody lip wags on and fuckin on about trust and secrets and hiding SHUT UP IF YOU'RE HIDING WHERE ARE THE CIPHERS. WHERE ARE THE RIDDLES. WHERE ARE THE CODED MESSAGES. WHY IS BADBOYHALO THE ONLY ONE TALKING IN METAPHORS. WE HAVE CELL "THE ENIGMA" BIT.

MAKE YOUR DAMN BASE A LABYRINTHIAN NIGHTMARE. my waystone is at the entrance and you can ONLY ENTER MY BASE IF YOU KNOW WHICH DOOR ISN'T THE ENTRANCE TO A ROOM WITH A FAKE FLOOR AND SHARKS or what the fuck ever. there's a hidden path amidst ghost blocks FOLLOW IT OR DIE. PLEASE friends there are so many POSSIBILITIES. not to be twelve years old on main but a book series i read a while back had a secret area that was only accessible via a crazy ass alice in wonderland set of puzzles that would dump you in a moat if you failed, the concept being those who knew the path would take less time to enter than those who didn't. COME ON. secret rooms in secret rooms. this is my library but shhh this is my REAL library behind the fireplace and then THIS IS MY REAL LIBRARY BEHIND THIS BOOKCASE. make the world's most unintuitive create factory for big daddy breakfast and hide something in the middle of it WHO'S GOING TO COMB THROUGH THAT MUCH MACHINERY. NO ONE. NOBODY.

like bruh. i want them leaving notes like it's prohibition and they're trying to find a speakeasy. i want them smuggling information like the revolutionary war. i want them to talk like truckers when a cop is on the frequency. i want "one if by land two if by sea" type shit. ESPIONAGE. IS. COOL. DAMNIT.

#qsmp #shut up vic #block game brainrot #LIKE IS IT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR THE ENTRANCE TO ORDO THEORITAS TO BE MORE COMPLICATED #LIKE FUCK IT MAKE A BIG DAMN HALLWAY WITH GRAND WATERFALLS POURING FROM THE SIDES LIKE A DAMN BANK ENTRANCE IN A MOVIE #AND THEN AT THE TOP OF ONE OF THOSE WATERFALLS PUT A HOLE THAT LEADS TO AN ELEVATOR AND THAT'S THE ENTRANCE #BIG DAMN HALL ROOM WITH WATERFALLS AND A MEETING TABLE OH WOW LOOK AT THE ORDER BUT ACTUALLY THE R E A L ORDER- #HOLD MEETINGS OF MINIMAL IMPORT IN THE DECOY ROOM AND REAL IMPORTANT MEETINGS IN THE REAL ORDER #GRRRRRRRRRR I WANT ESPIONAGE #NOT ENOUGH ENCODED MESSAGES FOR A SERVER WHERE THEY ARE FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES TRYING TO OPERATE UNDER THE RADAR OF A SURVEILLANCE GOV #CMON #YOU'RE JUST SAYING THIS SHIT IN THE OPEN???? #CAN I GET A BOOK CIPHER OR SOME SHIT AT L E A S T #CAN THEY BRING BACK THE WEIRD FUCKING GOOP CONSTITUTION FOR THAT LMFAO #LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE THEY TURN THE FUCKING JOKE CONSTITUTION INTO THE KEY FOR A BOOK CIPHER LMFAO #(i can't explain a book cipher in tumblr tags but it's cool look it up!) #ESPIONAGE DAMNIT #oh and for clarity i'm not twelve the book series was for that age group #i am in fact of legal drinking age (everywhere)

[youngroyals3456]

First during the settlement meeting and then during the school inspection? Like, time and place, boys. Time and place!!

#They need those shock collars #Like keep your hands off each other for 2 fucking seconds this is important!! #Not to mention them getting undressed in the middle of the hallway #Like yeah we get that everyone else is outside but if you guys went inside then what’s stopping them from doing the same? #young royals #young royals wilhelm #wilmon #young royals spoilers #simon eriksson

[innytoes]

You have one of those 12 foot skeletons in your yard and you caught me trying to take selfies with it / Sweet Tarts

Also for @invisibleraven who asked for the exact same thing. Who knew this prompt had Carrie/Reggie vibes?

When the Wilsons celebrated, they went hard. Their birthday blow-outs were legendary from the time Carrie had been in kindergarten. Their Fourth of July drones show (fireworks were so 90s) was epic and set to their favourite music. Christmas? Their mansion was covered in so many lights they had their own generator, and every room had a Christmas tree. (The one in Carrie's room was all pink, of course.)

So of course they went all out for Halloween, too. It was pretty hard to convert a sleek white modern mansion into a spooky old Victorian house, so instead they went all out with other kinds of decorations. Like the skeletons that hung out in front of the large windows on the second floor, having cocktails. Or the ghosts hanging from the trees and railings. Or the spooky lights and glowing orbs in the pool. Or the gazillion decorative pumpkins around the place. (Again, the ones in Carrie's room were pink.)

This year's new showstopper, though, was a twelve foot skeleton that her dad brought home. He showed it off, jazz hands and all, like the dork he was, and she could only barely hide her smile even as she eye-rolled at him.

"Not cool enough?" Dad asked her. "Don't worry, I thought of that."

And then he pulled out a pair of giant novelty sunglasses from somewhere. That got her to crack, and she laughed, which made her dad beam, which made her feel gooey inside. Out in public, they had to be perfect, and cool, and flawless, but when it was just the two of them, they could goof around and be dorks.

Now, while all of October was Go Hard On The Spooky Stuff, their Halloween basically had two big nights. The first was their Big Halloween Bash, where dad invited all his famous friends and people he worked with and Carrie got to invite some of her friends as long as they all promised to be cool.

The second, which deep down Carrie liked much better, was Trick or Treating. Because what was the point of living in the rich neighbourhood if not to show off all your badass decorations and costumes and spooky playlists and wow kids with amazing treats.

Full sized candy bars? Pah, those were for the old money losers down the street. Carrie and her dad got custom made edible crystals. Kids could pick out their own colour and shape, and eat something that looked like it shouldn't be eaten. Did you want a neon green orb, or a jagged piece of quartz, or even a candy beetle encased in 'amber'?

Carrie, of course, made sure to grab some in all her Candi's colours and put them aside. (And a few pink ones for herself.)

But the big holiday bash had come and gone, and trick or treating wasn't until tomorrow, so what the hell was this guy doing in their yard?

"Aren't you a little old to be trick or treating?" she asked as she flung the door open. Usually, if someone was lurking around like that, she'd call security, but this guy didn't seem to be paparazzi or a crazed fan who wanted to murder her dad. Also, she'd shoved her taser in the pocket of her cardigan before opening the door. (It was pink. And bedazzled.)

The boy, who seemed to be about her age, yelped and flailed, nearly dropping his crappy little phone. "Sorry, I'm sorry!" he stammered. "I thought nobody was home!"

Carrie raised one perfectly plucked eyebrow. "Is that supposed to make it better?" she asked in her nastiest mean-girl-voice.

He flushed, looking ashamed of himself. Suddenly, even with the leather jacket, he seemed a lot smaller. "I'm sorry," he said miserably. "It's just that this is the first time I've seen one of these giant skeletons in real life and I really wanted to take a selfie with it. I mean, he's wearing sunglasses and everything."

He looked so sad, like a kicked puppy, and really, she couldn't begrudge him too much. Their skeleton was pretty awesome. And he was pretty cute.

"You're never going to get all of him in frame with you like that," she rolled her eyes, grabbing her keys and demonstratively pulling the door closed behind her so he couldn't slip inside in case this was just a ruse.

She made sure to keep her hand on her taser as she passed him, but he just gaped at her. When she was far enough away to get all of the skeleton into the picture, she pulled out her phone. "Smile!" she said, and on instinct, he did. She snapped a picture, and when he realised what happened, he beamed, begging for another one.

She had to admit that the one hugging Skeletor's leg (yes, her dad had named their giant skeleton Skeletor like a massive dork) was pretty funny. As was the one where he was bowing down before it. And pretending to run away from it.

They had a little photo shoot for like two minutes, before he seemed to run out of ideas, and thanked her profusely, before moving to leave.

"Hey!" she shouted after him, and he froze in his tracks. "You have to give me your number so I can send these to you!" Okay, so he was cute but not very bright. She could work with that.

He looked a little flustered, but gave her his number to put in her phone. She sent him a test text, and his entire face lit up when he saw the first picture appear on his own screen.

And if maybe she texted him again the next day inviting him over to try one of their gourmet crystals and see the whole yard done up right for trick or treating, well, she just wanted to share the holiday spirit.

#carriexreggie #julie and the phantoms #carrie wilson #reggie peters #fanfic #I wrote a thing #halloween #oh to have a giant skeleton with sunglasses #reggie being a himbo and carrie being like: guess I'm into that #just picturing trevor and carrie's entire hallway filled with like 50 boxes of custom made gourmet candy #they have treasure chests on tables on the porch with the 'gems' in them for the kids to pick from #because fuck those old money people down the street they're gonna Win Halloween and every other holiday #(for the purpose of this fic Carrie maybe does not live in a house with barbed wire and a gate lol.) #also they make sure to compliment all the kids who are clearly Not From Around Here in their homemade or cheap costumes #because again fuck the old money gatekeeping assholes from down the street

[theguardianace]

I really really want to like being home. i really do. i love playing with my puppies and being able to cook my own food and having a break from school. i love having little crafts to do and being in a place so familiar. and my brother and parents are so funny and i do genuinely love being around them! it just sucks because my sister actively bullies me and i have no idea why. i can't even exist around her without the risk of getting blown up at. god forbid my toothbrush is in the bathroom.

#i dont have enough fingers to count the number of times she's thrown my toothbrush in the trash or in the hallway #“you're making the bathroom dirty” im literally existing in a space. its all put away. its clean youre just mad im home #i cant have any personal belongings not in my room and my door has to be shut 24/7 #i dont think ive had a genuine conversation with her since. probably 2016. #she also likes insulting me but those are lowkey kind of funny #best she can do is “it's diseased and stupid and disgusting and i hope it dies”. #jokes on you you sound like a kindergartner and its/its does not affect me bc i am genderqueer. i like not being perceived as a girl. #get a better hatemail game girl #but like . super genuinely i do not know why she has beef with me

[jeweledstone]

I had a dream last night where I saw someone on deviantart who made unironic ship art featuring Daniel from my webcomic and that Blitzo guy from Hazbin and it gave me some serious fucking whiplash

I’m still recovering from it

#jewel’s dream journal #neo shut the fuck up #oc #ocs #the hallways #helluva boss #hazbin tw #I feel like one of those overprotective dads who threaten their daughter’s boyfriend with a shotgun #Danny no not him of all people he’s a bad influence

[marvelousartcatastrophe]

just found out from gloomy that you self id as a video game hater and there’s an loz poster in your room. you don’t deserve her I could treat her better what is wrong with you

I am NOT a video game hater I JUST SUCK AT VIDEO GAMES BECAUSE I WAS NEVER ALLOWED ANYTHING BEYOND THE MINECRAFT I HAD ON MY IPOD TOUCH and the loz poster IS MY ROOMMATE’S and I’ll have you know that there is also a HOLLOW NIGHT poster in my room because of the previously mentioned ROOMMIE who has INTERESTS and EXPRESSES THEM on HER SIDE OF THE ROOM

#fuck you gloomy I hope all your teeth fall out the day you finally go to a dentist #love my friends #but I love my roommate more #this is like pointing out that my side of the room has TGCF posters when my roommie hates the fantasy romance genre #however we both have Kiki’s deliver service posters up on both our sides of the dorm #I have a guardians otg poster and a jjk on and we both mutually agree those medias are the goat #she has avengers comics pinned to her wall and I have an picture of Zuko #she has a huge David Bowie poster and I have an Artic monkeys one #she pinned a bunch of vines in our hallway and over our couch and I’ve literally sewn my Real Madrid scarves to the wall #ITS CALLED HAVING INTERESTS GLOOMY #shitpost #rori I want you to know gloomy is lying straight to your face

[superhell]

huge fan of how wilson immediately knew what house’s plan was with the patient and asks the ducklings for a moment and all three of them immediately duck out like theyre avoiding their parents arguing

#and then house leaves the office like. ok y'all were right. do it the other way. wilson is so annoying #i want to know what goes on in that hallway while theyre waiting for those two to talk. what do they think is happening in there #hilson #wilson #house #house md #hatecrimes md