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#like yes its a serious topic but again .... TWO GOD DAMN DAYS AFTER THE VIDEO DROPPED NO LESS... the thing thats gonna ALWAYS float to the
gayspock · 5 months
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not to sound like a cunt but i swear like 2 jokes about something will get passed around and then a load of dipshits will start twisting that everyone is so Utterly Vacuous... god forbid if every post you post to your tumblr blog is not an indepth reflection of your thoughts and feelings. for your tumblr blog is reflective of your Inner mind and soul and you must summon yourself to the Calling of crafting the most perfect and eloquent analysis of the video essay that dropped 2 fucking days ago .
#egg.txt#this is about the hbomberguy shit soirry lol#like i see one or two jokes abt haha he took them out )#and then suddenly its like: THE WHOLE CONVERSATION IS JUST ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MISSED THE POINT#DUDE its like a 2-3 ppl on tumblr who made joke posts that got traction#not to mention yes: ive seen MANY ppl posting abt how sad and unfortunate this all is#but those posts arent gonna get traction bc theyre quiet fuckin reflections on a topic for now#as such yeah bro the tag is dominated by jokes that really arent that serious.#idk ugh sorry to be such a twist im just soooo sick of the vibe everyone brings of like:#i see lighthearted jokes in this tag. HOW DARE YOU ALL DO THIS. YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKING STUPID AND YOU TAKE NOTHING SERIOUS.#like yes its a serious topic but again .... TWO GOD DAMN DAYS AFTER THE VIDEO DROPPED NO LESS... the thing thats gonna ALWAYS float to the#top of a tag is quick jokes.#and besides its like if you WANT to have those conversations thats great??? like cultivate them bro??#WHY not cultivate them instead of dominating the conversation with how stupid everyone is and how above them you are?#idk man its not just abt this#its abt sooooo much with the fuckn culture some ppl foster on this website#its the exact same with sillier shit like media#where some ppl think that u reblogging jokes abt a show / sth is like THE ONLY THOUGHTS YOU HAVE ON SOMETHING#blah blah blah you have such a superficial opinion of the characters and so forth#like relax. i just prefer to have discussions abt things not on my blog#jesus wept some ppl are desperate to think everyone is stupid
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waitimcomingtoo · 4 years
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Hi I’m back!💗 I was wondering (if it’s not too big of a hassle) if you could do a Plank All Over Me but they do a relationship test. Like the one Meghan Trainor and her husband did for buzzfeed? Love you tons!-✨
Plank All Over Me - Couples Tag Edition
Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader
AN: you do NOT have to have read the others to understand this. Enjoy :)
Masterlist
Plank All Over Me 1 & Yoga Edition
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“Hi, I’m Tom Holland.” Tom smiled widely at the camera.
“And I’m actually excited to be in this video.” You nodded in approval now that you and Tom were doing a normal video that didn’t require either of you to get into painful positions.
“You never say your name when we do these. You always say something else.” Tom looked at you as he realized the pattern with the intros of the videos you did together. “This is my girlfriend Y/n L/n by the way, everyone. Please pardon her manners.” He cracked a smile. 
“Yeah, but I do it on purpose. Its like my thing for these kinds of videos.” You explained yourself to Tom.
“Oh.” He deadpanned, pretending not to care about your explanation. You laughed at his serious expression.
“I can’t believe this video turned into our breakup.” You said to the camera and he laughed beside you.
“Can we both cry so they have something for the thumbnail?” He suggested to the camera crew.
“Or, better idea, hear me out.” You looked between Tom and the camera. “We start the video.”
“That’s a great idea.” Tom pulled your chair closer to his and slung an arm around you. “I’m Tom, this is Y/n, and we’re doing the Buzzfeed Couples Tag.”
“So first we have to check off what we know about each other.” You said as you scanned the list of questions while Tom kissed the side of your head. “Do you want to just do a back and forth?”
“Sure. I’ll go first.” Tom pulled the completed closer to himself. “When’s my birthday?”
“June 1st 1862.” You answered confidently.
“Perfect.” Tom player along. “Your turn.”
“My age?” You read off the screen.
“Trick question, you’re timeless.” Tom smiled and you gushed. “Just kidding guys, shes 53.” He said to the camera.
“I’m just not but okay.” You muttered.
“What’s my zodiac sign?” Tom read.
“Little bitch?” You asked.
“You got it.” Tom nodded. You laughed and kissed his cheek.
“What’s my favorite movie?” You asked.
“That’s easy. It’s a tie between Spiderman: Homecoming, Spiderman: Far From Home and Spies in Disguise, out this Christmas.” Tom winked at the camera after he listed off his own films.
“You were close.” You pointed at him. “It’s actually a tie between Deadpool, Definitely Maybe, and The Proposal.”
“But…” Tom faltered. “But those are all Ryan Reynolds movie.”
“Yea, but that’s just because I wish he was my boyfriend instead of you.” You said with fake seriousness.
“Oh, okay.” Tom nodded as he went along with your joke. “It’s funny though, I haven’t seen any videos of you planking over Ryan Reynolds so…” ,he clicked his tongue.
“Thats because Ryan and I like to keep those videos private, don’t we baby?” You shot a wink at the camera.
“Okay, okay. That’s enough before I actually get mad.” Tom laughed. “And you have never seen Definitely Maybe.”
“Yes I have.” You defended. “That’s the one where they’re British and the little boy from Nanny McPhee plays the drum.”
“That’s Love Actually, and you gave the worst possible description of it, so congratulations.” Tom commemorated you as you laughed.
“We just got so off topic. Who even asked the last question?” You wondered.
“I’ll go.” He looked at the computer for the next question. “What’s my coffee order?”
“Here we go.” You roll your eyes at the ceiling. “Tom doesn’t drink coffee. He drinks sugar with a few spoonfuls of tea in it.”
“Yes, I do.” Tom confirmed. “And there’s nothing wrong with that.”
“There’s gonna be something wrong with that when all your teeth fall out. Do you want to be bald and have no teeth? Is that what you want?” You pretended to heckle him.
“That’s weird, I don’t see that question on the computer.” Tom said as he squinted at the computer, pretending to inspect the quiz.
“That’s because I made it up.” You said.
“That’s because I made it up.” Tom mimicked. Your eyes went wide and he bent over laughing. “I’m sorry, love. I didn’t mean that.”
“The title of this video is gonna be Couples Tag leads to a break up?” You did an over exaggerated shrug. “With pictures!”
“And then “shocking!” in parenthesis.” Tom added on, poking fun at the youtube titles you were so used to seeing.
“Emotional!” You put your hand over your heart.
“Can we keep going?” Tom asked through his laughter.
“Yes, sorry.” You laughed and looked at the computer. Oh now it’s generic questions. Does your significant other have any bad habits?”
“No.” Tom said after thinking for a moment. “I’m perfect.”
“Oh, I know. His bad habit is that when he gets scared, he goes like this,” you pull your arm back and make a fist, “as if he’s about to deck someone.”
“That’s just my flight or fight response, darling. I won’t apologize for it.” Tom quipped.
“But you always choose fight!” You laugh. “Do you know how many times I’ve seen him about to punch a clump of hair?” You said to the camera.
“It looks like a spider! Your hair is all over the damn flat and it looks like a spider.” Tom brought up a common argument you two had.
“Okay, but why are you trying to punch a spider?” You defended.
“That’s an excellent question, my love, that I do not know the answer to.” Tom said with a smile and you double over laughing at the stupid argument. “Can you imagine walking into our home and seeing me about to punch a spider?” He chokes out through his laughter.
“Wait,” you wipe your eyes and try to compose yourself before giggling again, “remember that one time with the wind-“
“Don’t mention the wind chimes!” He cuts you off, which makes you laugh harder. “We swore to never speak of that day.”
“You swore.” You pointed out. “I just kept apologizing to the man.”
“Next question.” Tom said quickly. “When and where did we meet?”
“We met on the set of BBC Radio 1, in the studio when we filmed the Plank All Over Me challenge last year.” You recalled with a fond smile.
“Awww. I remember that.” Tom smiled at the memory and leaned over to kiss you. “Look at us now.”
“I know. You’re bald and I’m cheating on you with Ryan Reynolds.” You said with a dreamy expression.
“What was that?” Tom pretended not to hear you.
“I said where was our first date?” You read the next question.
“Oh, we went to that ice cream shop in Soho and got milkshakes.” Tom remembered the first time you’d gone out together.
“Tom told me he wanted to take me out for a drink but didn’t want me to think he was trying to get me drunk, so he took me out for milkshakes.” You recalled to the camera with a fond smile. “I thought that was so cute when you told me.”
“I’m glad you thought me being a massive nerd was cute.” Tom chuckled and you kissed his cheek repeatedly.
“It worked didn’t it? You got me.” You cooed.
“That’s right. I got you.” He smiled proudly and kissed you again, pulling you close. You rested your head on Toms shoulder for the remainder of the video.
“Where and when was our first kiss?” He asked.
“Our first kiss was in your bedroom after I beat you in a game of Wii tennis.” You said proudly.
“That’s right.” He grinned. “The first of many.”
“Just kidding. We’ve been together ten months and have not kissed since that day.” You deadpanned to the camera.
“We kissed twice in this video alone.” Tom pointed out.
“Sounds false.” You shrugged and felt his shoulders move under your head as he laughed.
“Anyway, Y/n was going crazy over winning and rubbing it in my face and I just grabbed her and kissed her.” Tom reminisced about the moment you had first kissed.
“I still don’t know if he actually wanted to kiss me or he just wanted to shut me up.” You joked.
“I don’t know that either darling.” Tom chuckled.
“Thank God.” You laughed. “Who said ‘I love you’ first?”
“I did, about four weeks in.” Tom nodded as he did the math in his head. “But I knew I loved you long before that.”
“Aw.” You beamed. “I still haven’t said it.” You deadpanned to the camera.
“She’s just kidding.” Tom assured the camera. You shook your head and mouthed “no.” Tom caught your reaction and pretended to tear up.
“I’m kidding.” You giggled and pulled him into a hug. “I love you.”
“Okay.” Tom let out a pretend breath of relief. “I was worried for a minute there.”
“Aw, no.” You bit your tongue between your teeth. “What’s the next question?”
“What’s my shoe size?” He asked.
“Huge. What’s my favorite song lyric?” You continued.
“So we’re gonna ignore that last answer?” Tom looked at the camera in fear. “Okay. You love the lyrics “so why don’t we go somewhere only we know?” and they always make you cry.”
“Do you remember why I love that song?” You asked him. “I told you on our first date.”
“Because it makes you think of Bridge to Terabithia.” He knew the answer immediately.
“Yes.” You smiled warmly at the thought of your favorite childhood movie. “Nothing crushes us.” You quoted.
“I haven’t seen that in so long.” Tom realized. “Can we watch it when we get home?”
“Of course we can. I’m always down to see Josh Hutcherson.” You wiggled your eyebrows. “Ask your next question.”
“Do you think Josh Hutcherson is better than me?” Tom pretended to read the question off the screen.
“Well, he survived the Hunger Games with nothing but baking skills and you died when some dude snapped his fingers, so I think the question answers itself.” You said.
“It wasn’t some dude, it was a titan.” Tom defended. “And Peeta was lying on the floor for half the Games. I actually fought.”
“Look at the material.” You shrugged.
“I can’t stand you. Ask your question.” Tom laughed.
“What did I wear on our first date?” You read. “Who remembers that?” You asked the camera.
“You had on a dark red turtleneck and a little black skirt.” Tom recalled and you looked impressed. “Your hair was half up half down and curled and you had a little black ribbon in it.” He smiled.
“I guess Tom remembers that.” You said with an approving nod.
“How could I forget? You were the prettiest girl in that ice cream shop.” He complimented you.
“I was also the only girl who wasn’t 7.” You pointed out.
“Wait, I think that was our last question.” Tom realized as he tried to scroll down but couldn’t anymore. “I guess that’s it. Thanks for watching our Couples Tag with Buzzfeed.” Tom smiled at the camera.
“Can we go home and watch Bridge to Terabithia now?” You asked as you rubbed his arm.
“Yes, lets go home.” He grinned.
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jaideite · 5 years
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Hc of Older Bakugo with baby fever? Just a thought.
B-Baby fever 🥺 yes this will be done !!!
this turned out longer then what it was supposed to be but it’s worth it for the scene at the end hehehe
dead tho I’m so sorry at how long this is I really got into it I—
OLDER!BAKUGOU WITH BABY FEVER
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BAKUGOU KATSUKI
— it was literally the classic “save a baby” situation
— he could hear the kid screaming but where was the damn thing
— you had already left the building so there was no way to ask for some backup so he just went in
— “bRING YOUR ASS BACK HERE!”
— “tHERES A BABY—“
— eventually he finds it and
— uh oh
— its like a four month old baby
— he kind of just :/ because his gauntlet explosion thingies dont really allow him to hold things
— so he just kind of takes them off and leaves them, and picks up the baby and rushes out
— and just then the building explodes and you just see Ground Zero hurtling out the building and rolling on the ground
— he watches as one of his gauntlets flies out damaged and he just
— >:/
— but his main concern is the baby
— which he gently pulls the blanket off to reveal a soft face with pretty eyes staring him happily and tiny hands waving up at him
— he gives a soft smile and gently pokes its cheek and it giggles, gripping his gloved hand hand trying to put it into its mouth
— “Ah, ah, ah, no, that could get you sick.” He speaks softly, pulling his finger away and the baby just
— gummy smiles at him
— he smiles back like >:>
— the media is going nuts and they’re all smart enough to not speak and just take their damn pictures
— you kinda make your way over softly and your heart just clenches at the scene
— eventually he looks up at you from the ground and you crouch down to his level to see the baby too
— “hi baby!” You coo
— And this kid is just loving it man
— y’all are fine giving him the attention too because you’ve never really seen your husband interact with kids and he’s never seen you interact with them either
— it makes him wonder would you be good with his kids
— until you know he just spits on Katsuki
— you expect him to place the baby in your arms but he just sighs and grumbles about “damn stupid babies” and gets up
— the baby just sits on his chest and puts its fingers in its mouth and gurgles
— and your jusr gently take it from him
— “Awe you threw up? That’s okay, you’re probably a little sick, too. Why don’t we go see the good doctor and get you checked up?”
— he watches you in awe as you just work your mommy magic on the baby and walk away
— later on when you guys are home he just
— “You were really good with that baby.”
— you look over from whatever you’re doing on your side of the bed and smile “You too. It seems you have a knack for not making little kids cry.”
— “Hey it was one time!”
— “Katsuki that kid was twelve.”
— “Tch.”
— there’s more silence and then
— “Y’know it would be nice to have one.”
— “Hm?”
— “Litte you’s and me’s runnin’ around. . . heh. . .causing chaos.”
— you gotta pause for a second and look over to him from where he’s laying because are y’all serious having this conversation
— “Katsuki...” you start slowly “Do you...want a baby?”
— Theres silence on his end, and the sheets ruffle. “Yeah...Yeah I do...”
— You blink at him in surprise not because of the baby thing
— It’s because you honestly thought he was going to throw a big fit about denying it
— but here he is, staring you in the eye and saying he wants a baby
— and you just
— “Oh, okay.”
— he kind of just stares at you and you stare back
— and then he kinda whispers
— “Are you serious?”
— “Are you serious?” You retort back softly “This is a big decision, and if we make it we can’t back out on it, you know that right?”
— He takes a long pause and hums, nodding and turning around in the bed saying goodnight and just ending the conversation
— you just ‘Mmm’ and follow, heading to bed and wrapping your arm around him softly
— it’s brought up a few days later when the report of you two holding the little baby is brought on TV
— “You didn’t even get mad like I thought you would you just let it slide and moved on.”
— “Life’s too short to be angry over that.”
— “Hmm. And if your kid puked on you?”
— “Depends on how old they are. If they’re puking on me at 12 their ass is getting grounded.”
— “No butt whoopings?”
— “What the hell would that do? Take away their shit—more effective.”
— “Why no whoopings?”
— “You’ve met my mother, correct?”
— The topic isn’t brought up until it’s mentioned again amongst your classmates a couple weeks later
— “Who knew Bakugou was so good with babies?”
— “Can it, Round Face.”
— “Honestly, despite his shit personality, he’d be a good parent, not gonna lie.”
— “Ugh, stop talking would you?”
— and then he overhears you waking to the girls
— “When do you plan on having kids, y/n?”
— You guys kind of just freeze and you give out a little chuckle and fiddle with your clothes
— “We’ve, talked about it...but haven’t made a decision yet...besides we’re still young, we’ve got some time.”
— “Ain’t no time like the present!”
— “Shut the fuck up, Dunce Face.”
— When you guys get home and cuddle up in bed, you kind of just start talking out of no where
— “Y’know I saw a lady and her baby earlier this week. She was so cute, a little mischievous but still cute. Her mother was just so annoyed but she had a smile on her face. It was so cute.”
— he peeks an eye open and listens to you just talk about all the times you’ve come into contact with kids—some good, making him let out a small laugh, and some bad, making him cringe a little until finally he asks
— “Y/N, do you want to have kids?”
— the room is silent until you speak again
— “Of course I want to have kids,” you speak softly, fiddling with his fingers. “But when I decided I wanted to be a hero...kids just kind of left the picture.”
— “...they could possibly come back into it.” He speaks softly and you stop, going still and closing your eyes
— “Do you really want kids?” You speak ever so softly. He kind of just closes his eyes and rests in the crook of your neck
— to you it seems like the whole world seemed to just stop
— and then
— “Yeah...yeah. I want kids too.”
B O N U S:
— so like after about eight, nine months almost a year of talking about wanting to have kids y’all start trying
— and you’re annoyed because oH mY gOd y/N jUsT gEt pReGnAnT —
— so it’s been like six months since you guys started trying and then one morning just about a few weeks before his birthday
— he makes you your morning tea you catch a wiff of it like you usually do
— and then all of a sudden he’s yelling at you for shoving the cup in his hands that tea was hot and you’re clutching the bathroom door and throwing up on the floor
— you’re pissed cause you didn’t make it and now you’re sick so you can’t go into work
— you just ‘huuuugh’ and move to the toilet as you hear your husband make a comment and move to clean it up
— eventually you feel his fingers combing your hair as you throw up your dinner which you’re pissed cause he made a good ass dinner last night
— “Did you get fucking food poisoning or something?”
— you just reply with a caveman like grunt and he snorts
— “Come on. I’ve got to get ready for work so let me get you fucking situated.”
— so while he’s out you make your way up to get some medicine and schedule a doctors appointment
— and so a couple days goes by and at this point you’re just puking left and right
— now you’ve got a bucket next to you full of puke every five minutes and you just feel ewk
— “I remeber why I married you.”
— “Katsuki if you don’t shut your mouth—“
— eventually your trudge into the doctors office and you get a shock
— “Your pregnant, Mrs. Bakugou. Congratulations.”
— “Oh. Oh okay.”
— It finally hit you in the car and you just
— “OH MY FUCKING GOD IM PREGNANT—“
— you can’t wait to tell Katsuki but then you remember watching those videos
— and as your walking into the house you realize his birthday is in a two weeks
— so you could give it to him as a birthday surprise
— so immediately you start looking for cute ideas to do
— none of them seem to work until one popped up and you just ‘yes’
— so you’re calling all his friends his family and telling them to just all come and help plan this thing (you don’t tell them your pregnant you want that to be a surprise)
— you are so excited and can barely keep yourself from telling him
— he suspects something is up but your a woman he could have hurt your feelings and not told him wow that sounded sexist dont attack me pls
— he’s learned not to dwell too much when you say “nothing it’s fine”
— but anyways the big day comes up and you guys are in a panic because
— the balloons needed to be blown up
— the streamers aren’t staying up
— the cake hasn’t arrived yet
— everything is just a mess
— you just stare at the mess of your apartment in annoyance and anger and frustration and then you just let it all out
— and everyone’s kind of just shocked because your a tough girl you don’t usually cry
— but now your just curled into a ball and you sound like a four year old
— your crying gets only worse when the keys jiggle and in comes your husband
— he kinda just takes in the mess behind him and then realizes someone is crying so he just looks around and sees it’s you
— hes immediately concerned and crouches down to you and you just cry harder
— “What the hell happened?”
— “This! This—all of this! Today just went so wrong!”
— “Hey, we can still fix this shit up—“
— “No, no we can’t! This was supposed to be special we had all your presents and we were supposed to have a cake and we were supposed to say surprise when you came in—“
— “Surprise...” Someone mumbles and you just start sniffing and curl into him
— “It wasn’t supposed to go like this I was going to surprise you and tell you I’m pregnant but everything just turned out so—uuughh.”
— by now your just red faced and tear streaked and a sobbing mess
— but his hearing kinda stopped after you said pregnant
— You, y/n are pregnant
— “Y-Your...w-what—“
— you look up to meet his eyes “I was going to surprise you and tell you that I’m pregnant but now it’s out there so,” you just wave your hands around “yeah. I’m fucking pregnant. Happy 24th Birthday.”
— he just stares and so does everyone else lmfao and you just pull your knees to your chest and hide your face
— it’s silent for a while and you hear shuffling and a door open and look up
— it’s just you and him now
— “H-How long—“
— “Two months, but I found out a few weeks ago. It was supposed to be a surprise—“
— “Hey hey hey,” he starts trying to calm you down. He takes your face into his sweaty hands and kisses you “it’s...it’s fine...it’s alright...this is a better birthday gift anyways.”
— you sniff “I wanted to surprise you.”
— “Our kid is a big enough fucking birthday gift anyways.”
— you choke on a laugh and hug him, mumbling a soft “I love you.”
— he wraps his arms around you too and whispers a soft “I love you too...”
— “...and I love our baby as well.”
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