#like— what the hell babe?

[the-auguer]

He’s the ✨worst✨

#like— what the hell babe? #i just met this guy (as an angel) and he’s already firing the most ATROCIOUS shots at me #like— like dude!!! #would still kiss him though #so maybe that’s my own issue #obey me mammon #obey me

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Portrait pains

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#Poorly Drawn MDZS #MDZS #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Alt caption was 'Could the YLLZ Ball?" #Yes; that is a redraw of the 'could jesus ball' art #wwx reaction to the yllz 'charms' is so funny to me #Him going 'UM sorry??? He was a hot babe? What the hell is THIS????' Comes off like he's some fanboy #better yet lwj is *right beside him* #Lwj prob wouldn't have any yllz portraits - no matter how wonderfully painful that image would be #they just aren't accurate enough #Honestly the portraits are such a good diegetic storytelling tool to show us physically how *literally* twisted the image of wwx is #It doesn't hold up to the truth! Its just poorly drawn representations of a deeper and tragic narrative #......hey wait a minute

[thatlittleegyptologist]

You ever see an ask (for someone else) that so painfully needs the response of:

Are you 12?

Go outside more often.

Dear god who people think are in love with who literally doesn't matter if it's not the one you're into leave everyone else alone.

No seriously...it's all fictional...those two characters you like maybe or maybe not getting it on has very little impact on your life...so ????

Sending anon hate about it is kinda weird I'm ngl

The level of petty behaviour is why I don't participate in fandom really. I'm too old for this nonsense. I'm going to sit here and enjoy what I enjoy and you can go sit somewhere else.

#ship wars this is literally about fucking ship wars (not even problematic ones!) #girl if I told you every ship I thought was fuckin stupid I'd be here all day & I won't because it's none of my business telling people tha #I leave them in their own little sandbox while I play in mine #forcing people to conform to what you like and sending hate to those who won't comply is basically that thing you all go on about... #...you know the one. The one none of you like. The one about not picking on others because they're different. That one. #it's bullying babes and I'm not here for it #sorry I'm just frustrated because I'd been quite happily just chilling in a fandom for a bit and now the other side is being Weird As Hell

[camels-pen]

ponder for a moment, zosanuso with Zoro realizing he likes pet names

Sanji and Usopp get together first. They are very lovey dovey and sappy because Sanji is lovey dovey and sappy and Usopp loves it, gets very swept away with it, and does his best to reciprocate. This shit is practically the bane of Zoro's existence. And that's not even getting into the pet names.

Some time later, he's got the realization that oh, huh, he likes Usopp. And oh, ugh, he likes the Cook too. And he might lament his own feelings about it, but eventually he tells them and then Zoro has two boyfriends.

And then one morning, Usopp comes to breakfast looking incredibly sleepy, and casually gives a "Morning, babe" to Zoro before taking his seat.

And Zoro finds he likes that. He really really likes it. And he's definitely showing it on his face somehow because soon after Sanji is ranting and raving about Zoro being an absolute hypocrite, because how dare he complain all this time about Sanji and Usopp calling each other honey and cher and darling, when he was just as bad as them-

Usopp is more awake now and trying not to laugh, for Zoro's sake. Zoro is very red and keeps trying to interrupt Sanji, but Sanji just talks louder over him. Zoro would start a fight, but Sanji hadn't finished serving breakfast yet and his arms are full of plates so he's forced to suffer.

#one piece #zosanuso #zosansopp #sanuso #roronoa zoro #usopp #sanji #nemotime #what other pet names would zoro like beside 'babe'? no fuckin clue #oh. maybe hed like symbolic stuff. and specifically 'mossy' from sanji #symbolic stuff would be like 'my light' 'my moon' 'my unwavering horse' #that last one is a my hero joke dw about it. its funny to think of zoro being called that and then just exploding from how much he likes it #'my tether' 'my ocean' 'my courage' stuff like that. usopp and sanji tag team zoro all the time to make him blush #theyre so like. ugh. i love this ot3 usually for usopp getting tag teamed but zoro is so good for it too #give that man some love and care STAT #also tease the hell out of him. bc it is cute and also funny

[stubblesandwich]

Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Beyond the barricade Is there a world you long to see?

Then join in the fight That will give you the right to be free!

#killian jones #captain hook #liam jones #ouat #ouat gifs #killian jones gifs #les miserables #les mis #we all deserve to sing the song of angry men honestly #as a treat #listen this song is organically stuck in my head like once every other month #it never fails to pump me up #and on my last rewatch this scene gave major vibes for this song #so here you go #and now it's stuck in your head as well. Sorry not sorry. #also Killian is sexy as hell in this scene #I said what I said #the anger! #like go off babe #my gifs #tori tries making gifs

[autistic-katara]

“you did the mature thing, you did the mature thing, you did the mature thing,” i repeat to myself after blocking someone to quell the urges to unblock and yell at them for being a fucking idiot

#it was another god damn b*lly stan- #babes i am well aware the other characters aren’t fucking saints who’ve never hurt a fly #doesn’t change the fact that b*lly is still a fucking violent racist and abuser #who very much never learned from his actions and changed things #like he tried to kill a 13yo black boy for daring to hang out with his sister #the sister who’s skateboard he broke for daring to hang out with a black boy #like what in the hell are these people on #like sorry for not liking a character who’s like objectively a shitty person #didn’t know he had daddy issues #anti billy hargrove #anti billy stans #stranger things #ryan shut the fuck up #honest to god tho i am 2 seconds away from fist fighting every b*lly stan i see they are fucking insufferable

[angeljinxx22]

A friend and I are doing a buddy read of the least cringe sounding shifter romance novel we could find, and I would like everyone to imagine for a moment the mates doing the same thing

#imagine how fucking funny #david looking over angel’s shoulder like what the hell are you reading #although I think the mates would embrace the cringe #they’re reading the shitty pass produced paperbacks #shit like ‘you had me at wolf’ #which is a real title btw akdnfb #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted headcanons #redacted angel #redacted david #redacted sweetheart #redacted babe #redacted shaw pack #redacted tank #redacted darlin #redacted sam #redacted asher #redacted milo

[rainbowpufflez]

Lily colored glasses

Get it cause— cause— ca—

NEVER LISTEN TO THIS SONG WHILE DRAWING THOSE MFS IT’LL RUIN YOU /j

#flipping their color palettes like WHO TF ARE YOU #I’ve had this thought since last year actually #finally wanted to draw something super self indulgent tho #Lys looks like count Olaf core here but hey what am I to do #I had a really fun time drawing Gus tho #‘Hey babe why did the flowers wilt and die when you walked past them’ #<- and he’ll still kiss him on the mouth #just ignore all those red flags king 💙 #I got lazy with the flowers lmao #they also both don’t have their coats on #tbh just because I didn’t wanna draw Lys’ weird fluff thing on it #his hair put me through enough hell /hj /lh #professor sycamore pokémon #professor sycamore #lysandre pokemon #team flare lysandre #perfectworldshipping #rainbowpufflez art tag

[biitchyberry]

Got this nigga first pull even tho I clicked for beel IF YALL DONT COME GET YALLS MAN??

#what in hell is bad #leviathan whb #idc how many times he comes out I won’t like him!!!! #levi babes come get your mans be wildin

[oceanwithouthermoon]

https://x.com/d3kutism/status/1741579841764475157?s=46

it should be illegal to be this fucking stupid so loudly and confidently omg..

mfs on the internet preach about "media literacy" yet they completely gloss over the fact that the only damn things that kusuo "canonically" is are a tsundere, an unreliable narrator, and a fucking liar LMFAOOO.. babe thats like basic reading comprehension, im sorry..

EDIT: it should go without saying not to send a person hate just because of a silly post like this one(+i dont have any reach anyway so im sure it wouldnt happen, but i wanna say this nonetheless lol) but i would just like to say that i just checked and realized that this person is 15 years old, so like... yeah, too young to be arguing with grown people on the internet. dont take this too serious or send this person hate pls lol..

#nobody who isnt aroace is allowed to tell ME what character has to be aroace #yall forget that we aroaces (+ESPECIALLY autistic aroaces) dont want or need your ugly white knight savior bs #'oh but im aroace n i also think hes aroace🤓' ok?? should i care about your hcs? #have your projection hcs or your regular random hcs- i literalky DONT care #but it becomes an issue when u try so desperately to defend it like this #like babe u sound so dumb☠️ #its so confusing to me how u chronically online weirdos insist on making ur hcs canon #i promise u guys ur hcs dont have to be canon for u to enjoy them #its a VERY popular hc too like tf more do u want #im autistic and aroace and i say kusuo is demi and autistic #i am him and he is me so i know factually/j #so still on the aroace spectrum but either way i dont force my hcs on other people like u selfish weirdos do LOL #also this person and the replies being like 'just cuz not all autistic ppl r aroace doesnt mean none can be' YEA OBVIOUSLY? #UR ARGUING WITH THE WALL AND ITS CRAZY CUZ NOBODY EVER SAID THAT #literally not one fucking person said he cant be aroace- just that it isnt canon #do u even fucking hear urselves.. YOURE the ones saying he cant be anything other than aroace.. so YOURE the one doing the forcing.. #u guys love pushing ur stereotypes on others and then defending it to high fucking hell #anyway sorry i dont have a public twitter so im saying my piece here #the link looks suspicious as hell twitter pwease give me a better link #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[essektheylyss]

One of my favorite hobbies is opening the Genius annotations of lyrics I'm checking purely to roast the absolutely ATROCIOUS "analysis" some people throw up with full confidence on that site, oh my god.

#this was about 'the garden' by the crane wives today but I do this with some regularity lmfao #somebody literally went 'the line about hammers and nails is clearly a reference to the crucifixion of jesus' #WHEN THE ENTIRE SONG IS ABOUT BEING BURIED IN THE GROUND. IT IS A REFERENCE TO COFFINS BABE. #you canNOT just jump from eden to the fucking crucifixion oh my god. I cannot deal #what are you a protestant youth pastor??? NO #what kind of bullshit conjecture #YOUR ANALYSIS IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!!! #god something else just came out and I was looking at lyrics like 'holy hell they really just let you say anything here.' #like I do think genius is great for finding references to things the artist actually said about what they were writing about #but if you're gonna do specific textual analysis you NEED to actually write out the argument #a lot of it is flat out wrong but some of it is like 'maybe you're right but this is so disconnected that you NEED to make the connection'

[iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife]

Obsessed with like the three people ive seen who pull the "why are you hating on a woc" card on loreen like. I cannot express to you how non-personal this whole thing is. People don't hate on her because she is loreen, they just rightfully hate everything she stood for this year (unjust jury votes, undeserving wins, beige boring songs, the entire country of sweden).

#eurovision #like people have the right to complain babe. the voting this year was a mess and the jury has been hated for years. #like ive never really been a fan of hers #but its honestly concerning how badly this whole PR nightmare has fucked her over too #like sure first woman to ever win Eurovision twice yeah but at what fucking cost. #still should people spam her Instagram with hate comments? abso fucking lutely not #should they dislike the winners performance esc video on yt and leave commenst complaining there? hell yeah brother. #maybe we will get to see some actual change this way. #maybe then people who give their money to vote for this whole thing wont feel like they are getting scammed next year. #Al's ramblings #anyway this has been my two cents on the matter. #can you imagine what would have happened in2021 if gjons tears or however his name is spelled had won against måneskin because of the jury? #people would have rightfully rioted. #like this is hardly a new sentiment.

[xxlumos]

World War III this, World War III that, I CANNOT with you all, especially Americans.

Because IF a third world war breaks out, it isn’t going to affect you directly. The influx of stupid jokes, destiel memes about Poland being bombed is outrageous to me. And not even this, two missiles exploded on the border to Ukraine, so it’s very much uncertain what really happened, who launched them, whatever. Two people died and you folks come on here joking and being “scared” you could be involved in a bigger war, but guess what, you won’t be affected or rather BOMBED like Poland and other neighboring countries. You will be SAFE at home. So, I am begging you, if you are not directly affected by todays events, zamknij twoją wielką mordę.

#poland #fucking hell #the memes are not it #people die and are affected by this and you dare coming on here being like ‘oh no I don’t want to be involved in major historic events 🥺’ #and babe you are not #cause guess what #you will be sleeping safely at home #but people in my country are going to sleep restless with the fear of Russia invading in the near future #fuck you #fuck you and I hope you choke on these stupid jokes #ukraine #Russia #Poland bombing

[darehearts]

so my surgery is scheduled for the 17th 😵‍💫

#my brain is just not cooperating on what the hell is going on like!! #i am honestly wondering if i should just go on hiatus completely #so i dont have to keep making posts like this freaking out about my #own existence. i dont know babes. the doctor was like youre too #young for this and im like.. bones vc: tell me something i dont know #i'll just try to table this for 10 days... my anxiety is back or maybe #it has been back for a while and i just wasnt in situations to trigger it #but i have been nauseous for 2 days it's been a trip. i'm questioning #everything in my life at this point that led me to this point it's ?? hm #tbd #vent tw #medical tw #anxiety tw

[witchcraftingboop]

Yknow actually I would like to talk about my childhood. In the same way I talk about the weather or my dinner the other night, I'd like to be able to talk about things that no longer have a solid hold on me without someone turning all misty eyed or angry or telling me how "strong" I am. It'd be nice to give a voice to memories I have without being met with the overwhelming feelings of someone new hearing about them, without it being amplified in their eyes into some great and imposing beast that I'm supposed to have beat back every moment of every day. Sometimes it's just not that deep, and a person can just want to put into words things that they haven't been allowed to say before. I haven't really been able to talk in the real world about my life without someone making me feel like I've lived in some dark 1800s horror novel and appeared before their eyes like some patron saint of endurance given flesh. Which is dramatic, both to witness and experience, and it's created this unwilling, stubborn block inside me that demands I keep my thoughts to myself and side-step people's questions, no matter how intimately I know them, because I just don't want to stomach their reaction and my reaction to theirs. But, in reality, I'd like to talk about my parents' abuse and neglect with the same levity as discussing a passing storm or my cats' latest antics. It's not possible, and I get that, but that doesn't mean I can't want it.

#I also think it's bullshit that people online tend to view talking about such things as pity parties or attention seeking #babe sometimes people like putting their thoughts together outside their own head #and sometimes sharing your own experiences can help kids who grew up like me and thought everything was normal #believe it or not but I was actually a kid I didn't know what abuse actually was #I just thought everyone lived like I did and that they were all handling it a hell of a lot better than me #anyways I'm rambling lol #boop's rambles #child abuse #childhood

[dollypopup]

a (not)short list of unpopular polin opinions

+Colin saying that he 'found/met himself' on his travels is GOOD, actually, and Penelope should be overjoyed that her friend put that kind of work into himself. she should be happy the letters between them were genuine connection instead of him using her as 'free therapy' as some people like to state

+Colin is not using Penelope as free therapy, ffs

+Colin's line about not courting Penelope couldn't have possibly 'ruined her prospects' because she already had 0 prospects

+Colin caring about Marina even after everything went down is proof he has a good heart and nature and would make an excellent partner. (do i think he should have visited her still? no, i think she deserves her privacy, but Colin didn't do anything wrong in the S1 situation and him coming to check on her, being nice to her husband and her children, and feeling concern about her happiness is HEAPS better than how other men in this series have treated their previous romantic partners)

+Penelope being upset he isn't interested in her is 100000% valid. Cutting him out of her life for it however is toxic as hell (and celebrating her 'ghosting' him is very telling)

+Penelope was SUPER out of line multiple times w/ Colin, in particular when he's clearly heartbroken. Nearly confessing her crush on him in S1 was bad and selfish (his engagement JUST blew up very publicly by her hand) and when he comes back from traveling (aka: trying to heal after said blow up) asking about women he met is very tone deaf. reminding him she herself is a woman is ALSO very tone deaf

+Penelope has been and continues to be a bad friend to him, partly by her own admission when he complimented her on being a loyal person and she said she didn't deserve that (good news: this means she can have a character arc becoming a better one!)

+Calling Colin 'stupid' or an 'idiot' simply because he doesn't realize Penelope has a crush on him or for verbalizing things poorly is ableist and it needs to stop being so normalized in this fandom

#colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #polin #bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #do i think colin has flaws? HELL YEAH!!!! #i wouldn't like him if he was perfect #he hides he lies he masquerades #he's got a lot of white knight sexism to work through #but the stuff he gets demonized for is. . .not any of that??? #'colin bridgerton being an idiot' is a tag on well over 200 fics in the archives #wanna know how many treat penelope in the same way? 7 #even though she's made the lion's share of mistakes and harm between the two of them? #which one of the two is coded as being neurodivergent? admitting they need to rehearse what they say? having a hard time reading feelings? #hmmmmm do you smell that? #it's ableism babes