A friend and I are doing a buddy read of the least cringe sounding shifter romance novel we could find, and I would like everyone to imagine for a moment the mates doing the same thing
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[ID: SVSSS fanart of Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge. It's the scene from volume 1 where Liu Qingge is having a qi deviation. He's on the floor, face and clothes splattered with blood. Shen Qingqiu has a hand on his shoulder, and smiles as he says, "You're too hot- I mean too young to die. We should be friends now." Liu Qingge scowls at him, angry and confused, thinking "wtf" repeatedly and with question marks floating around his head. /end ID]
this is basically what happened i think
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dc should make a comic about tim living as one of his aliases for like 12 issues or a completely new one and nobody else knowing so cue him running into like duke at the boba store like "duke! i-" and then realising his mistake and dukes like "??? tf who are you?" and tims like "uh... i... i watched you jump off a bridge a few years back!" or like him meeting damian at some street and damians like "do i know you?" and tims sweating bullets like "no what? stupid question idk you, who are you actually-"
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Menelaus rambles a lot about not only Helen, but also Hermione. About how she used to say Olive like "Olifs". How she lost her first tooth running too fast and running into a low branch while out with Helen. How he'd sometimes wake up to Hermione leaning over him and poking his face to say, "Dad, can we go see the horses?" even though it was barely daylight. How she was much nicer waking Helen and how he thinks Hermione did that on purpose because she found "dad's face funny". How her favorite color was every color.
And Odysseus listens.
And he thinks about how his son only had a few teeth coming in when he left, teething on everything. How he could only say one syllable with his babbles. How his son needed balance to stand but Odysseus was so proud that Telemachus was very good at rolling over. How his son loved pulling at his and Penelope's hair.
How his son would be talking, walking, maybe even lost his first tooth by now. And he doesn't even know if he'll ever know his son's favorite color.
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Theres yet again so much to talk about this video but I wanna say
Theres water already surrounding the pool. Like he already dunked himself in it.
How many takes.
How many times did he throw himself into this fucking kiddie pool
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I'm getting a bit tired of the "earth is space Australia" narrative.
What if earth was space Japan instead?
Like, imagine if human media was really popular throughout the galaxy amongst young extraterrestrial beings for whatever reason. Aliens love to watch our movies, comicbooks, literature and whatnot. And we end up with a niche community of aliens who are obsessed with human life - or at least the weird idealised version of it as seen on TV.
Imagine a bunch of edgy alien teenagers (or the alien equivalent of it!) dreaming of travelling to Earth and meeting Percy Jackson, or visiting the Krusty Krab, or exploring the ruins of the Titanic. Imagine some bizarre-looking creature from Andromeda with fifteen legs and tentacles for eyes learning Latin so it can understand christian prayers better. Imagine some space incel defending human war crimes on alien 4chan.
I don't know. Sounds cool to me.
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