#lord help me im back on my bullshit

[timexarch]

ABO Kavetham + Twins???

I thought about them having twins a little too much. I just have so many feels about these two emotionally constipated fools.

Kaveh and Alhaitham have a “drunken” one night stand (haitham wasn't drunk lmao)

Alhaitham starts babying Kaveh apropos of nothing.

Kaveh starts feeling sick after a few weeks, oops bun in the oven.

Angsty omega Kaveh decides to get it terminated without telling the other but Alpha Alhaitham could smell the change weeks ago

Haitham is bad at words. Drags Kaveh away from the doctors office. Big fight ensues.

Alhaitham just drops to his knees and hugs Kavehs stomach. “Please don't”

Kaveh: “You want children… with me?”

Alhaitham: “More than anything”

9 months later, twins were born

Kaveh: “I just had the baby… What do you mean keep pushing?????”

Doctor: “Theres another baby coming out sir”

Kaveh: “THERES A WHAT”

Alhaitham almost faints. Kaveh cusses him out for putting twins in him.

Malek and Mariam are born. Paternal boy & girl twins.

Couple months later Kaveh and Alhaitham get married. Kaveh refused to get married while he was pregnant until he was slim again and looked good in a suit.

Malek is the boys name, it means king. Mariam is the girls name, it means beloved.

#kavetham #haikaveh #alhaitham/kaveh #lord help me im back on my bullshit #they would be such good parents though uwu #mine

[thecrimsonjaguar]

idw sonic issue #50 no spoilers

#lord help me im back on my bullshit #idw sonic #issue 50 babeys!!

[sunflowerinc]

it’s time for sleep deprivation… 2!

#aka me doing back to back concerts Again🕺 #lord help me im back on my bullshit

[trash-demon-art]

I am learning to draw THEM.

Pardon the second pic. The paper is slightly see through.

I am hyperfixating . Time for clown .

#drawing #nights into dreams #nights sega #nights journey of dreams #nights jod #lord help me im back on my bullshit

[thicctails]

haha what if South Park but dragons??

but also zombie au???? maybe????

#lord help me im back on my bullshit #look i just think thEY'RE NEAT JUST LISTEN- #south park au #south park #au #zombie au #tw gore #zombies #dragons #south park dragons #kyle broflovski #kyle south park

[harleyklawz]

Clone piolet and android piolet girls holding hands kissing on the mouth destroying eachother through the truma shared during the horrors of war etc etc

#lancer #lancer rpg #lancerrpg #mecha #gay shit #yuri #lord help me im back on my gay mecha bullshit

[chadillacboseman]

WARREN KOLE???

ELLIOT KNIGHT?????

JULIAN KOSTOV?????

MARIA CAMARGO????

21 SAVAGE??????

#JESUS LORD #god help me im about to be back on my bullshit #call of duty #modern warfare 3 #Youtube

[beastoftheblackhole]

‘Godzilla Vs Mothra’, or ‘Godzilla just has the worst fucking day of his life’

#Gets his ass beat by a giant bug (twice) #Gets rudely awakened from his nap bc some fuckin humans dried his bed out #Gets his tail caught in a radio tower #Twists his ankle in a canal #Gets electrocuted by the same humans who woke him up #Idk man I’m kinda on big g’s side here he’s having a real shit day #I decided to write abt Godzilla for a final paper so lord help me im back on my bullshit etc etc #Godzilla

[scythevampire]

TSSM!Vulture headcanons :)

- had long hair when he was younger

- has alopecia (developed it when he was in his mid 30’s)

- average jazz music enjoyer

- drinks coffee but not too often. Mainly prefers tea (either black tea or herbal tea)

#tssm #tssm vulture #headcanons #lord help me #im back on my bullshit

[princessbutler1316]

A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

My emo era will be back

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #yana toboso #SOMEONE HELP ME #LORD IM BACK WITH MY BULLSHIT

[mintbees]

im on ep 80 of cr and ive been cooking up this theory since the m9 entered the dynasty but i think the beacons being stolen was an inside job from some dynasty higher up. because how tf would the empire even manage to steal these magical artifacts they know very little about? thatd only be succesfull if someone very high up was helping them. and now dont get mad ik how the cr fanbase is about essek but,,,,,im pretty sure that person is essek.

hes smart, hes VERY high up, hes a wizard who seems more interested in learning new shit then he is about morality (he’s letting caleb learn dunamancy which r pretty much state secrets), his allignment is neutral evil and the thing that innitially set me on this line of thought: the palace was orginally meant to be the m9 getting put in the dungeons and slowly getting out, the only character besides the bright queen thats fleshed out enough to be “dungeon end boss” material would be essek.

either this is another “michael was an archivist” moment of me being a fucking oracle or im a fool but i dont trust essek as far as i can throw him

#critical role #cr spoilers #its from last campaign but just to be safe #lord help me im back on my bullshit if only id do a marisha and take NOTES to back this up with!!!

[notashrew]

#hello sir your shoes seem dirty would you like them licked clean #*unscrews the vodka bottle* lord help me im back on my bullshit #im too afraid to tag this as anything #cod

[satin-and-lace-slut]

God I wanna be a vampire's pet so bad. I want to be bitten and drained and filled with venom that makes me unbearably horny and completely obedient. Fucked on his cock, just his sweet pet used for his pleasure and his hunger. To be filled up with his cum and only wear what he dresses me in. I want it so BAD

#lord help me im back on my vampire fucker bullshit #nsft #vampire #petpl4y

[lem0nrat]

lord help me im back on my bullshit

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft fanart #trafficblr #zombiecleo #digital art #my art

[heelmox]

am thinking about taako and lup. another podcast thing maybe i should finish my archive 81 season 3 relisten. it is truly the best season. also i have very strong opinions abt the netflix show it was good for a bit but the last ep or two completely ruined the unique and eldritch nature of the leviathans that made the podcast feel so different from anything else. ok back to your regularly scheduled programming

#lord help me im back on my podcast bullshit #also. mag archives will always have a special place in my heart #even if i didn’t finish the last season #that one stranger carousel episode FUCKS tho #but after that i lost interest in the plot #ok back to wrestling . lol #moi

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

lord help me im back on my bullshit,,,

also i made a web-world-friend design of my self insert. bc i have no self control

(based off a sea-bunny! hence the fluffy 'ears' and freckles sjdkfsdh)

#doodles #silly bullshit #bones of a rabbit #kinito #kinitopet #kinito the axolotl #kinito oc #i like a character. i hold them gently. i put them in a sweater. it is my nature. i cannot change this #babbit #babbitsona #sea bunny #sea babbit #yeh im still fixated on him i know im sorry but hes so blorbo i cant help it