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maximumkillshot · 5 months

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You Earned It!

Warnings: Fluff, of the tooth rotting variety

Pairing: None

Characters: Chan, Felix, Kate, Minho, Yeji

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A/N: idklols asked:

Hey so my best friends bday is tmrw (Jan 17th) and so I don’t have any money so I’ve resorted to this (no offense I’ve read a story from u and it’s rlly amazing) but my bsf is in love with bang Chan (she also likes Felix) so i was wondering if you could make bangchan give her a surprised bday? (Also her name is Kate!! Tysm ig you get around to it!!)

Chan POV:

I have been trying to set this up for weeks and finally it’s happening. I hear my phone ring and I answer, balloons in hand.

“Hey, have you heard from Kate yet?” I heard Felix ask. I could hear the background filled with activity as I loaded the car.

“Nothing aside from a good morning text, Yeji said that they were going on a shopping spree for her birthday, the others in Kate’s group are with them too. All Kate knows is that you, I and the boys are going to have a birthday dinner for her.”

I could hear the smile on his face as he said, “She has no clue this is going to be great,” I laughed with him as he said, “I just called to say the cake and brownies are almost done and Minho is getting started on prepping for dinner. So we are all on track over here.”

I breathed a sigh of relief as I said, “Ok thanks Lix. I still have a few things to do. Then I’ll head over to decorate with Hannie and Hyunjin.” After I hung up I started the car and went on my way to grab some party favors. Kate has known us for a while. She was very young when we met, Barely past 10 years old. She was an aspiring idol. Just after we debuted, Kate came up to me in the practice room one day and introduced herself. I remember thinking how mature she was.

She spoke with authority and confidence. She knew what she wanted. She wanted to learn, mature, adapt, and make it in this industry. I have always loved cultivating and teaching idols to do what they love, so when she asked me to mentor her, I was more than eager to help out. I can’t believe it’s already been 5 years. Now she has her own group that she leads. Their group is honestly astounding. The music is positive and uplifting, the moves are addicting, and much like my group, 98% of it is done by the members.

After I pick up the favors I head to the DanceRacha house. The minute I park I am met with the members opening doors and grabbing items. I make my way in to find the space transformed into party central. The music is on low and Felix is filling a little table to the side with the sweets, including a cake that looked amazing, done by him, of course. Off to the other side of the living room are the beverages, and dead center is the dining table decorated in Kate’s favorite color.

We also had a giant present pile over to the side. I made sure to put mine a little more forward in the pile.

After I helped with the balloons I sent out the text to remind everyone that they had to park a little farther away to keep it a surprise. I had no clue why I was nervous. Maybe it had to do with the present. So many gifts were lavish, Louis Viton and Givenchy being bigger names in the pile. I don’t know if what I got was enough.

Finally, once everyone was in it was time to have Yeji bring Kate back to the dorm. At the five minute mark we all took our positions, hiding well out of the way. The anticipation ramped up, to the point of us giggling every time we heard a car pull up. We get a knock at the door and Minho goes to open it non-chalantly. As soon as Kate walks in everyone pops up yelling “Surprise!!” That part took Kate off guard but she was tearing up and thanking everyone as she walked in. I was so excited for the presents. I really think that she’ll like it.

After a few hours of food, dancing, and chatting, we got to blowing out the candles on the cake. After everyone got a slice she started opening presents. Some of them were amazing, designer purses, wallets, and glasses to match (Obviously Felix’s), all the way to designer belts, dresses, red bottom heels. The more of these I saw the more I wanted to just put my little envelope of a present back into my pocket and hide in the back.

Before I could, she opened it. Minho demanded that she read it out loud. She started.. “Happy Birthday Kate!, I remember when I met you 5 years ago. You were a 10 year old promising talent. I remember you asking me if you had what it took to do what I do. I could see immediately that you had it. You work hard, you strive for perfection, and most of all, you always are willing to learn. I am so proud of you. You are a fantastic leader..” At that point I saw tears forming in her eyes as I smiled.

She kept going, “You have an amazing heart, eye for talent, and not not mention you always are focused. You told me at that time, you wanted to be mentored by me. That you wanted to know if you made it or not from me only…” She looked up at me and I was fighting tears myself.

“That’s why I am happy to tell you that come your legal age, your group will be signed under our label. All you have to do is sign on the dotted line. Congratulations Kate! You made it! Happy Birthday!-Chan” She started sobbing along with her group. She didn’t know but I saw every move she made, and she’s ready, all of them are. That’s why I was rushing today. I went to my manager yesterday and we found the perfect manager for her group. We drew up the contracts today, which left me not a lot of time to finish the decoration hunt.

A few seconds later I was taken out of my reminiscing by Kate thumping into my body, wrapping her arms around me as she said thank you… All I could say was “For what? You earned it!”

It was true, she did earn it. The hours of practice, the drive to succeed. That was all her. Now comes the hard part, I know she’ll be fine though. I’ll always be here for her, I know she’ll be okay. I can’t wait to see what she comes up with.

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still-astray · 2 years

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Recruited

Sophie meets Chan and is invited to join Stray Kids

(November 2021)

genre: fluff

word count: 644

warnings: none!

At two in the morning, the practice room should have been deserted. But someone was still there.

A very aggravated someone, from the sounds reaching Bang Chan’s ears as he passed the room.

Curious, he stopped and stood by the open door. Recognizing the young girl’s voice as Sophie Caldwell, a talented trainee he’d heard about through the JYP grapevine, he decided to see what was going on.

“No!” Sophie huffed at her mirror reflection in frustration, reverting to English. “You stupid arm, you’re supposed to go this way! Not that way!”

Crossing the room, she paused the music- which Chan recognized as their song Levanter- and came back to the center of the mirror to redo the choreography. But apparently she messed up again, because she swung a wild punch at the air and plopped down on the floor in momentary defeat.

Chan stayed there, thoughts spinning round and round. He’d heard Sophie sing several times before, just in passing her practice room, which was right on the way to his studio. Her dance was obviously suffering, but that was nothing DanceRacha couldn’t fix, with some time. And her singing more than made up for lack of dancing skills.

Sophie still hadn’t seen him standing there, and Chan made up his mind. It was two am, he was tired, and maybe this wouldn’t seem like such a great idea in the morning. But something told him that Stray Kids needed Sophie in their group.

“Hey, Sophie,” he said in English, hoping he wouldn’t startle her.

Sophie jumped, looking up at him in first confusion, then sudden recognition. She scrambled to her feet, automatically bowing in polite greeting. “Oh- uh, hello!” she replied in English, obviously flustered. “I- I- uh-“ She reached behind her to hang her hand on her neck, seeming nervous.

Chan smiled. “I’m going to guess you recognized me, based off that reaction?”

She nodded, words apparently failing her for the moment.

“Good, then there’s no need for a formal introduction.” Chan wondered how he was going to bring this up without sounding absolutely insane, and in the end he decided to just go for it. “I- I’ve heard your singing several times, and when I passed by you practicing tonight I thought I’d better say this now: I’m convinced that Stray Kids needs you.”

She stared at him blankly for a second, and Chan hoped that he hadn’t jumped into it too quickly. But then her face transformed into an expression of radiance. “You mean it?” she breathed, looking thrilled.

Chan nodded, beyond happy that she seemed so excited about the prospect. “I need to convince JYP that a co-ed group will work, but since he knows how talented you are I don’t think it’ll be too-“

He was abruptly cut off by Sophie suddenly running to him in an impulsive hug. “Oh, thank you!” she exclaimed, sounding almost on the verge of tears. “Thank you!” Then she realized what she was doing, and looked up at him, a hint of horror written in her eyes. “I- I’m sorry, I should’ve asked-“

Chan shook his head, his smile just getting bigger. “Don’t worry, it’s perfectly fine. I mean, if I can convince JYP to allow it, we’ll be in the same group soon. I’m not worried about a hug.”

Her face relaxed into a smile, and Chan knew he had to do everything he could to bring Sophie into Stray Kids. Just from this small interaction, he could tell that she was a loving soul, and despite the unavoidable dance difficulties, he knew that Stray Kids would change for the better if she joined them.

Later, as Sophie was taking her makeup off at the dorm, she thought back to her conversation with Chan. “I hope he can convince JYP,” she couldn’t help whispering, another smile breaking through her weariness.

#skz’ bubbly sunflower 🫧🌻#stray kids’ sophie #stray kids 9th member #stray kids imagines

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minbinchan · 2 years

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I saw that you are feeling sick :((. Time to use my luck charm power again! Sending you all the best energies and wishing that you feel better soon!!!

I never watched animes 🫣 I think I would like it, but I never know how or where to start mdhsmdh if you have a any tips/recs I’m all ears haha Also another big Disney fan spotted haha me and my sister used to watch Disney movies every night when we were little and we know all their songs! I also grew to become a big Disney Channel fan and HSM is definitely my comfort franchise haha!

I don’t have much patience to watch stuff either but I’m still more of a series person than a movie person haha a few years back I would binge watch k-dramas (16/20 episodes, +1 hour each) but now days I can’t see myself doing that anymore kdhsjdh I recently binge watched Wednesday tho and it was really good! I really recommend! Also my other guilt pleasure/comfort movies are the Step Up franchise jdhsmdh is not a GOOD movie but I’m a sucker for dance movies as bad as they may be kdhsndhsn also going to another side of series I’ve been watching an RPG series streamed for about 3 years now so I’m mostly watching that now kdhsnhd

Going back a lil to the skz question what is your fav mvs? What you like about it? - 🎁

Hey friend!! Please send your good energy bc I'm feeling miserable 😖 it sucks being sick in the summer 😭😭

For animes I just stick to the most popular ones tbh if I see it looks interesting I watch a couple episodes and decide if I wanna keep watching 😂 I would so recommend to watch cardcaptor Sakura! It's my all time favorite since I was a kid and it's very entertaining! And another classic is Digimon Adventure (the 2000 one) man what a great anime! Other I would recommend is spy x family! I've been watching it since it first started airing and it's one of my favorites<3 and Haikyuu!! I love hk!! My little volleyball bois <3

HSM is a good tier movie, the first 2? Cinematic masterpieces, Mr Kenny Ortega I owe you my childhood, I'm not the greatest fan of the third but the songs slap ngl

Ooo I've been meaning to watch Wednesday, I love the Addams family movies and I wanna see what's up with this series. My dad already watched it all and he said it was good so Its been in my top list since then! A friend recommended me to watch the "Dark" series so I also have that, hopefully my brain can get around to do it 😂

My fav MV is Scars! Even with the very little lino moments I think it's still one of my most favorite skz mvs, the aesthetic is really cool I really loved the 'its the end of the world' concept they had in there, and the dancing!!!!! The danceracha center part almost at the end? Nothing compares to that!

Other MVs I love are thunderous, gone days (both official and muply ver.) SURFIN' !!! Im a really big fan of surfin, maknae on top <3 they always have really nice storylines or just really good concepts for their videos, they never look like they are over the top you know? The videos fit the music vibes really well, I like that about them

I hope you're doing well!! Are you already on your break or it's still a few days to go?

#stayblr secret santa

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bubblelixie · 3 years

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So dispite that the fact that i cant dance, that doesnt stop my brain from imagining what slow dancing with danceracha would be like, like you went to watch them practice, they maybe try to show off in front of you, then they try to teach you how to dance, which turns into slow dancing.

Like i imagine lee know would be the only one to actually teach you to dance. And everytime you get something right, you get kiss as a reward.

Hyunjin would start out actually teaching you, but somehow, someway, it ends up with you, sat on his lap either cuddling or making out its one or the other.

Felix would just use it as an excuse to hold you close (not that he needs an excuse) In the end, no dance was learnt, but if someone were to walk in, theyed see you two swaying side to side,eyes closed as you both hold each other to a slow song in the back ground

But thats just my two cents -🍯

AHHHHH HONEY 🍯🍯🍯 I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS ASK OF YOURS ESP BECAUSE I MYSELF AM A DANCER SO THIS IS DEFINITELY AN IDEAL SCENARIO

and hey hey hey,, ofc you can dance <333

ALRIGHTY DANCERACHA TEACHING YOU HOW TO “DANCE” LETSGOOOO!!! ❤️❤️❤️

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.✧ ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.✧ ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.

lee know

you stood up jumping up and down clapping, proud of your boyfriend, as the music ended and minho was in his finishing pose. he walked over to you and befor you could say anything he grabbed your hands and brought you to the center of the dance practice room.

“min what are you doing?”

“well you’re always saying how amazing of a dancer i am, which is not wrong, but i wanna teach you how to dance”

“i don’t think that’s a good ide-“

“everytime you do a move right, you’ll get a kiss, how does that sound baby”

“mm okay, but go easy on me alright”

minho chuckled as he mumbled an ‘alright’ as he walked over to the computer to go through songs that you could learn to dance to, leaving you vulnerable in the middle of the room staring at yourself in the mirror(s).

“mm how about we do god’s menu chorus, you’ve seen us do it multiple times”

“uh, that seems kind of hard but alright”

“you’ll do fine”

he started off by showing what he would be teaching you, you already regretting everything.

“okay ready, stand right there next to me, your gonna throw your hands in the air facing up left to right and then bring them down like you’re chopping on a cutting board, the movements should be sharp as well”

you copied them moves of your boyfriend and he smiled at you, cupping your face and giving you a kiss on the lips

“just like that y/n see you’re doing so good”

honestly seeing how seriously he took dance amazed you and made you wanna learn on your own, although some of the movements you did that night were not as precise as your boyfriend’s you did still get your kisses, and he was still so very proud of you.

and let’s just say, almost every time you went to practice with him, you would come out knowing a new type of choreography.

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.✧ ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.✧ ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.

hwang hyunjin

you were watching your boyfriend hyunjin dancing to mmmh by kai,, amazed at how your boyfriend moved his body and knew just the right isolations between moves, he noticed you looking at him through the mirror and made him way over to you, the once loud music being drowned out from the gaze you had on each other.

hyunjin reached his hand out for you to grab, you stood up locking eyes with him.

“you’re such a good dancer you know that”

he hummed in response as he wrapped his arms around your waist as your face was buried into his damp shirt that covered his chest.

“what if i teach you to slow dance”

“i might break something”

he cocked his head at you then shook it in response.

“cmon it’ll be fun”

“okay okay fine, you win i’ll do it”

“yay, alright so you just have to follow me, drape your hands around my shoulders like this”

he said as he put your hands where they needed to be.

“and i’ll put my hands around your waist, and put your head where it was before, against my chest alright”

you put your face forward into his chest causing your boyfriend to giggle at how cute you looked

“y/n ,, baby you can breathe, just face the left”

“oh okay”

“now just follow my lead”

hyunjin began swaying the two of you and you weren’t looking down at you feet and this being the first time you’ve tried slowdancing, you stepped on his foot, he let out a little ow.

“hyun i’m sorry i knew this was a bad idea”

“no it wasn’t, let’s just take a break”

the two of you walked over to the couch in the room, hyunjin sat down first and patted his lap for you to si on, you sat facing him as he looked into your eyes. you blushed and he kissed your lips.

“you know i’m proud of you right”

you shrugged your shoulders and he giggled once again before kissing you, the two of you ended up laying on the couch and sweetly making out, you don’t know how this happened but you were definitely glad that it did.

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.✧ ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.✧ ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.

lee felix

“hey baby come here stand next to me”

your boyfriend felix said to you as he looked at you through the mirror, motioning for you to stand next to him. you stood up from the couch and let your arms make their way around your boyfriends shoulders, your fingers intertwined with each other. felix had wrapped his hands around your waist gently and the mood was sweet.

the next song that began to play was the only exception by paramore, you and felix smiled sweetly to yourselves since this was the song that you two would call ‘your song’ you and felix had began to slowly just sway to the music and everything was sweet, it was just the two of you.

the both of you felt so in love, you lifted your head from his chest and the two of you locked eyes. he placed a kiss on your lips and whispered softly

“i love you”

“i love you too”

you said before returning to resting your head on his chest. everything was perfect, you could hear his breathing and how fast his heart was beating, it made you giggle to yourself knowing you had such an effect on him and honestly he had the same one on you. the both of you both had your eyes closed now as felix hummed to the beat of the song. the door had opened but neither of you seemed to notice. chan had walked in, not saying anything since he didn’t want to interrupt the sweet moment that you and your boyfriend were now sharing.

besides, chan could go over lyrics with felix anytime, he could ask any member about it for now and discuss with felix later in the night. chan watched the two of you for a second, smiling, then closing the door behind him as he exited the dance practice room.

felix placed a kiss on your forehead, and began rubbing and scratching your back softly, and even when the song finished, the two of you continued slow dancing with each other.

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.✧ ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.✧ ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.

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blossom-hwa · 3 years

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Could I request . . . best friend!chan + boys' night out, some platonic banter and wholesome drunk escapades?

Okay ngl Javi I have never gotten drunk or anything so like.... I’m so sorry I don’t know how to write this smdkgshg but I wanted to write platonic banter and I started this like texting series in my last drabble game so.... I kinda continued it here but with a reader too?? I hope that’s okay I’m so sorry kjfskdjhguh

(Read the original text aus here: danceracha | 3racha | vocalracha | the boyz | both groups aka a nightmare)

Stray Kids drabble game: send me a Stray Kids member + a prompt (check out the post for ideas) and I’ll write a drabble for you!

Title: Cafe Shenanigans 2: Electric Boogaloo

Pairing: none (all platonic), reader is gender neutral

Word count: 1.3k

Triggers: cursing

quick clarification:

better than tony: chan

chingban: changbin

gremlin: jisung

y/n/wow: y/n

better than tony: we have a new worker joining today please for the love of god do Not scare them off

better than tony has added y/n to the group chat!

y/n: chan why is this your nickname

chingban: and why did you talk about a new worker all serious n shit we literally know y/n

gremlin: probably better than we know chan tbh

y/n: what’s my favorite color

chingban: ...

gremlin: ...

y/n: that’s what I thought

better than tony: I'm regretting everything rn

chingban: ???? nothing has happened ????????

better than tony: something is going to happen I know it is

better than tony: it’s only a matter of time

y/n: chan you still haven’t answered my question

y/n: why is this your nickname

better than tony: I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you

gremlin: I'm gonna do it

chingban: I'm torn between wanting to cease existence

chingban: and wanting to see chan melt into the ground out of embarrassment

better than tony: I swear to fucking god you assholes IF YOU DO IT

gremlin: [ sent 1 audio attachment wow.mp3 ]

y/n: oh my what’s this ??

better than tony: y/n go to work

y/n: I'm taking my break now <3

better than tony: I'm revoking best friend privileges

y/n: that’s fine I can make two whole other best friends right here

gremlin: :D

chingban: :D

better than tony: I knew this was a mistake

y/n: I think my twenty minute break is long enough to listen to a three minute song!

y/n: bye whores

better than tony: jisung say your prayers

gremlin: I'm willing to take one for the team

gremlin: it was only a matter of time before they found out anyway

chingban: you can’t argue with that

better than tony: I’D STILL RATHER KEEP IT UNDER FUCKING WRAPS

gremlin: are those choking noises from the back

better than tony: this was a mistake this was a mistake this was a fucking mistake

chingban: dw I'll go check on them

chingban: make sure y/n isn’t dead on their first day on the job

better than tony: I honestly hope they choke

chingban: update all is well

better than tony: damn

gremlin: that?? is??? your???? best????? friend??????

better than tony: not anymore

better than tony: anyone who knows about wow must be put to death

chingban: so our entire friend group should be put to death?????

better than tony: are you arguing with that

gremlin: you know what I can’t argue

gremlin: I'm surprised the fbi hasn’t shot us down yet

y/n has changed their name to wow!

better than tony: ok you know what fuck you

wow: what the fuck are you doing to get the fbi to shoot you down

gremlin: IT’S ALIVE

better than tony: unfortunately

wow: it ??????????????????????????????????

chingban: idk about them but I've never done anything that merits being shot down yb the fbi

gremlin: wow is an offense punishable by death

chingban: I agree it’s an offense but death ???????

better than tony: stop texting and go back to work I'm tired of you all

wow: I'm still on my break

better than tony: everyone except y/n stop texting and go back to work

chingban: the favoritism is real

better than tony: y/n is my best friend suck it up

gremlin: I thought you disowned them from that position ???

better than tony: unfortunately they’re still more tolerable than you two combined

wow: I'm still reeling over being called ‘it’

wow: bitch ass han jisung you think I'm Frankenstein’s monster or some shit? or the clown from that movie???

gremlin: do you want me to answer that question

wow: say your prayers

chingban: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

better than tony: I regret everything

wow: hey I didn’t know hyunjin/minho/Felix worked at the build a bear at this mall

chingban: literally where have you been

chingban: they’ve been there for at least six months

gremlin: why is only felix’s name capitalized

wow: 1. bitch do you think I come to the mall to go to build a bear?

wow: 2. autocorrect

wow: wow jisung your autocorrect is shit if it isn’t capitalizing Felix

gremlin: what do you come to the mall for

gremlin: also what of it

wow: to bother chan

wow: and mooch off the wifi because the connection at home is shit

wow: oh and work now ig

better than tony: nice to see your priorities

wow: <3

wow: actually jisung. don’t tell me you fucking actually go back and make Felix uncapitalized

gremlin: caught

gremlin: and wait till they find out where seungmin/jeongin work at

chingban: what the fuck why wouldn’t you just let autocorrect do its shit

better than tony: he’s jisung do you really need another reason

chingban: fair enough

gremlin: fair enough

wow: also I've known where the fuck seungmin/jeongin work I used to work at the tutoring center too dumbasses

better than tony: isn’t the pay better there? I still don’t know why you quit

wow: if you mean better by like fifty cents then yeah

gremlin: I-

chingban: I thought tutoring would pay a lot more than working at a shitty cafe???????????????????????????????

wow: yeah that’s what I thought too

wow: and then I found out how much chan was getting paid and I was like what the fuck I'd have so much fun working here even with slightly lower pay

wow: so I quit

gremlin: respect

wow: wasn’t a hard decision

wow: the kids are horrible

better than tony: I thought you liked some of them

wow: “some” is the key word

chingban: ouch

wow: at least I get to fuck around here without getting in too much trouble

better than tony: isn’t sangyeon chill??

wow: Ella isn’t

gremlin: oh I've heard horror stories from seungin

wow: they’re all true

wow: honestly wish you’d burned down the tutoring center when you set fire to the refrigerator jisung

better than tony: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT

chingban: more like who DOESN’T know about that

wow: seungmin sent me pics

better than tony: betrayed by my own children

wow: he’s more my child than yours and you know it

chingban: does that mean y/n and chan are our parents????

wow: no

better than tony: no

gremlin: oh my god I have more parents now !!!!!

wow: suddenly I feel Regret

better than tony: welcome to my world

gremlin: I'll set fire to the refrigerator again if you don’t say you’re my parents

better than tony: isn't this how you bribed Jacob into giving you hugs instead of giving me hugs

wow: Jacob?

chingban: other worker along with chanhee they’re on vacation for the week

wow: o

better than tony: also please don't set fire to the refrigerator

better than tony: or even try to

gremlin: have my conditions been met

wow: fucking gremlin bitch ass child

wow: fine I'm one of your parents

gremlin: 1/2

better than tony: fine

gremlin: 2/2 :D

wow: let the record say I only ever wanted seungmin and jeongin

wow: and Felix

gremlin: ouch

chingban: ouch

wow: you force me to be your parent you suffer the consequences

better than tony: Felix is MY SON

wow: SO YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS ARE AUSTRALIAN YOU HAVE AN AUTOMATIC BOND? SUCK MY DICK CHAN

better than tony: I’LL FIGHT YOU

wow: SQUARE UP OLD MAN

chingban: jisung did you predict this

gremlin: in reality no but for the clout yes

chingban: ...

gremlin: I am Agent of Chaos(TM)

chingban: that I can see

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still-astray · 2 years

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Recruited

Sophie meets Chan and is invited to join Stray Kids

Genre: fluff

Word Count: 644

Warnings: none

(November 2021)

(A/N: sorry it’s so short! I couldn’t really think of anything else to put in there since this scene isn’t from Sophie’s POV for the most part)

Sophie’s Masterlist

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At two in the morning, the practice room should have been deserted. But someone was still there.

A very aggravated someone, from the sounds reaching Bang Chan’s ears as he passed the room.

“No!” Sophie huffed at her mirror reflection in frustration, reverting to English. “You stupid arm, you’re supposed to go this way! Not that way!”

“Hey, Sophie,” he said in English, hoping he wouldn’t startle her.

Chan smiled. “I’m going to guess you recognized me, based off that reaction?”

She nodded, words apparently failing her for the moment.

#kpop au #kpop imagines #stray kids 9th member #skz’ bubbly sunflower 🫧🌻#predebut sophie #female kpop oc #original writing

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the danceracha and 3racha working aus were so funny i wanted to request a vocalracha one but i have no idea where they could work 😭

God damn you guys really enjoy my lukewarm sense of humor??? Well I just pictured vocalracha working at a tutoring center and bitching about it so here we are! Hope you enjoy <3

3-year anniversary drabble game: send me an NCT/WAYV/Stray Kids/The Boyz member + a prompt (check out the post for ideas) and I’ll write a drabble for you!

Half of this is based off of real experiences from when I used to tutor math god that was a TIME

Title: Tutoring Shenanigans

Pairing: no pairings, just vocalracha being dumb

Triggers: a lot of cursing

quick clarification:

seungman: seungmin

watch your foxing mouth: jeongin

watch your foxing mouth: seungmin

watch your foxing mouth: can you please take my shift this Saturday

seungman: no

seungman: the one time I get the weekend off in ages? I'm not going to bother teaching little gremlins math who the fuck do you think I am

watch your foxing mouth: I think you’re a little asshole who’s going to spend the entire weekend just working on homework like the nerd you are

seungman: see I'd say you were right

seungman: but I don’t have homework this weekend

seungman: I actually had other plans

watch your foxing mouth: like what

watch your foxing mouth: no one’s going to ask you on a date lmao

seungman: first of all fuck you

seungman: second of all I was going to drop by at work and maybe bring you a coffee because I'm nice

seungman: but not anymore

watch your foxing mouth: bullshit you never would’ve done that in the first place

seungman: you’re absolutely right but I'm also offended that you doubted me so quickly

watch your foxing mouth: when I asked you to get me water from chan’s cafe

watch your foxing mouth: you specifically asked changbin to fill the cup with ice

watch your foxing mouth: and then you brought the cup back

watch your foxing mouth: and told me to wait

watch your foxing mouth: what the fuck kind of impression do you think that makes?

seungman: that’s fair

seungman: but I'm still offended

watch your foxing mouth: feeling offended is part of your personality

seungman: you know me so well

watch your foxing mouth: which is how I know you’ll take my shift this weekend :)

seungman: you’re funny

watch your foxing mouth: SEUNGMIN PLEASE

watch your foxing mouth: I DON’T WANT TO DEAL WITH ASHLEY AND HER FUCKING BITCH ASS

watch your foxing mouth: SHE NEVER WORKS

seungman: suck it <3

watch your foxing mouth: I hate you

seungman: love you too <3

seungman: this small girl

seungman: walked into the center

seungman: and told me

seungman: tennis is not a fucking sport

watch your foxing mouth: I can’t believe I was getting drinks and missed that

watch your foxing mouth: what was her reasoning

seungman: ‘you don’t run in tennis’

seungman: huH?????????????????????

watch your foxing mouth: well we’ve established that these kids are rich little assholes

watch your foxing mouth: and have no brains 99% of the time

seungman: you’re right I should expect this

seungman: why do we work here again

watch your foxing mouth: rich kids = rich parents

watch your foxing mouth: rich parents = rich establishment

watch your foxing mouth: rich establishment = slightly higher than minimum wage pay

seungman: fuck you’re right

seungman: idk I feel like I'd be having more fun working at the cafe even if the pay’s worse

watch your foxing mouth: money or fun?

seungman: the ultimate question of life

watch your foxing mouth: fuck capitalism

seungman: you say that yet you’re slaving your ass off teaching basic math to kids who don’t want to learn for a salary that’s a third of what you could be earning as a private tutor

watch your foxing mouth: WELL IF I HAD A FUCKING CAR

seungman: you’d drive it into another tree

watch your foxing mouth: honestly fuck you I'm dumping your shitty americano into the storm drain

seungman: look you hit the tree not me

watch your foxing mouth: IT WASN’T EVEN THAT BAD THE BARK WAS SOFT AND THE CAR WAS FINE

seungman: allow me to repeat

seungman: you

seungman: hit

seungman: a

watch your foxing mouth: SHUT U P

seungman: fucking

watch your foxing mouth: QUIT

seungman: t r e e

seungman: IN A PARKING LOT

watch your foxing mouth: just dumped out your drink <3

seungman: you better be kidding me

seungman: you better be fucking kidding me

seungman: YANG JEONGIN

read by one at 4:49 pm

seungman: I'm transferring that bitch ashley to your table fuck you

watch your foxing mouth: why are you the one who always controls the music player

watch your foxing mouth: I want to play my tunes too asshole

seungman: no one can concentrate with your fucking trot shit playing in the background

watch your foxing mouth: and we can deal with your shitty ‘lo-fi comfortable beats’ or whatever the fuck is in your YouTube playlist?

seungman: if the parents are happy with it then we’re like. legally obligated to keep doing it

seungman: kevin would play strictly beyonce if he was in charge of the music

seungman: you would play shitty trot

watch your foxing mouth: my taste in music is not shitty thank you very very much

seungman: sangyeon would play like. classical music idk he’s an old man like that

seungman: and if we left it up to the kids wap would be playing all day every day

watch your foxing mouth: I hate it when you make sense

watch your foxing mouth: god damn just noticed all of the people working here are male

seungman: except yeji

watch your foxing mouth: oh right except her

watch your foxing mouth: but also where is the female representation???????

seungman: they’re smarter than us

seungman: they’re either out of state for college

seungman: or they can actually drive

seungman: meaning they can afford to tutor privately

watch your foxing mouth: this is why men suck

watch your foxing mouth: we’re not smart enough to turn shit around

seungman: and we end up stuck catering to the whims of rich little assholes who aren’t going to learn jack shit anyway

watch your foxing mouth: sigh

seungman: sigh

watch your foxing mouth: ASHLEY IS HERE I’M NOT TAKING HER MY TABLE IS FULL

seungman: FUCK I HAVE A SPOT LEFT

seungman: OH FUCK YOU SANGYEON

watch your foxing mouth: suffer

seungman: my existence is pain

seungman: suddenly I have the burning desire to learn to drive

seungman: at least I wouldn’t hit trees in the parking lot

watch your foxing mouth: see I know you’re trying to provoke me but I'm not going to give in because watching you deal with ashley is satisfying enough

watch your foxing mouth: my brain is fried

seungman: is this supposed to be news

watch your foxing mouth: honestly I'd be offended but I'm too tired to express it

watch your foxing mouth: I never knew teaching basic addition could be so tiring

seungman: why do tutors exist

seungman: why don’t teachers do their jobs

watch your foxing mouth: idk

watch your foxing mouth: why do we have to do their jobs for them for far less pay

seungman: throwback to the time the owners kept forgetting to give us a raise even though we were the longest standing employees at this shitty center

watch your foxing mouth: don't fucking remind me

watch your foxing mouth: I'm just sitting in the cafe trying to erase all thoughts of ashley from my head

watch your foxing mouth: I wish sangyeon was here today

seungman: god yes that bitch ella is awful

seungman: why does she walk around like she owns the fucking place

watch your foxing mouth: bright ass lipstick and shit

watch your foxing mouth: like no bitch

watch your foxing mouth: I understand you do our schedules but I also understand you’re an asshole

seungman: sometimes I want to set this center on fire

watch your foxing mouth: afuckingmen

watch your foxing mouth: oh hey

watch your foxing mouth: oh fuck

seungman: ?

seungman: why do I hear sirens

seungman: and see smoke

seungman: jeongin

seungman: JEONGIN ANSWER ME YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING BE DEAD

watch your foxing mouth: calm your tits

watch your foxing mouth: didn’t know you cared that much about me

seungman: I don’t

seungman: who would I bitch about work to if you died

watch your foxing mouth: honestly fuck you

seungman: anyway what happened

watch your foxing mouth: jisung set the refrigerator on fire

watch your foxing mouth: it was glorious

seungman: you’re telling me jisung almost burnt this center down

seungman: b u t d i d n t ?

watch your foxing mouth: sadly

seungman: shame

seungman: would’ve loved to see that bitch ella burn

watch your foxing mouth: can’t all have what we want ig

seungman: wait give me a sec I'm clocking out I want to see this mess

watch your foxing mouth: come out quick chan looks like he’s going to cry

watch your foxing mouth: it’s hilarious

seungman: doesn’t he refer to you as his child?

watch your foxing mouth: what of it

seungman: idk

seungman: just if I talked about my parents like that I'd be six feet under by now

watch your foxing mouth: chan’s too soft for that

watch your foxing mouth: bet you he won’t even fire jisung after this

seungman: I know better than to take you up on that

seungman: anyway where is he I want to take a picture

watch your foxing mouth: doesn’t he refer to you as one of his children too?

seungman: what of it?

watch your foxing mouth: you’re right you’re right let’s go watch him suffer

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