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#love that they just made him match his daughter’s aesthetic exactly it’s so cute
mydarlingstarling · 2 years
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ok how come I’ve never seen ANYBODY talk abt this Dracula character design from the Monster High movies?? (probably bc i’m too old to be in their target demographic anymore…. but shhh)
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like we don’t need to talk abt his doll bc it’s FUGLY but !! I love this for him. Sophisticated, yet adorably dorky. Reminds me of that one post abt how Dracula is at his best as a dad <3
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shyvioletcat · 3 years
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Ohohohohohoh can I pleeeeeeease have #3 (will you make a gingerbread house with me?) and maybe #18 (merry christmas, motherfuckers!) for Rowaelin? I know from personal experience that might not be enough of a prompt so I'll sprinkle in #4 (excuse me-where is my christmas kiss?) in if possible. 😍
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This seriously has not plot. I just poured a bunch of fluff in a bowl and tried to make a cake from it. Day 2 of my Rowaelin Holiday Celebration.
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Holiday music played softly through the speakers in the car, Aelin humming along. Movement caught her eye and she saw Rowan tapping away on the steering wheel in time with the music, he looked at her and gave her a smile when he saw she had noticed. They were on their way to Elide and Lorcan’s place for their holiday get together with their friends. But what was probably the most exciting thing about Yulemas this year was their passenger in the back.
There was a soft thump, followed by a jingle, that was followed by a soft coo that had Rowan turning down the music a little more so he could hear it better. Elspeth had just figured out that she actually had limbs and moving them around erratically was her new favourite form of entertainment. Rowan looked into in the rear view mirror so he could see their two month old in the reflection of the mirror on the headrest of the backseat, and he smiled at what he saw.
“She’s so cute,” he said, utterly smitten.
“Well, I made her, so,” Aelin said by way of explanation. 
Rowan reached over and held Aelin’s hand. “That you did, and you did a very good job of it too.”
That made Aelin laugh, squeezing Rowan’s hand as they kept driving. It wasn’t too much longer before they arrived, parking on the street in front of the Lochan-Salvaterre home. As soon as they stopped Rowan was out of the car, Aelin left him to get their daughter out of the car while she gathered the bags at her feet. When she got out of the Rowan had the infant out of the car seat holding her so she faced outwards. Aelin pulled her little beanie over the wispy blonde hair while she was still in his arms.
Then Rowan took Aelin’s free hand in his and their little family made their way up to the front door. They didn’t even get a chance to open it themselves before it was swung wide open. 
“What in the name of Hellas have you done?” Lorcan’s voice boomed in the quiet night.
Aelin grinned, she knew exactly what he was talking about. All three of them were dressed in matching ugly christmas sweaters, knitted to almost gaudy perfection. She glanced at Rowan who was beaming, and then pulled at Elspeth’s sleeve so it covered her tiny fist. 
“Let us in already, it’s freezing out here,” Aelin scolded, Lorcan still standing in the doorway.
He immediately stepped aside, shaking his head. Once inside, before Rowan could even protest, Lorcan had lifted the baby out of Rowan’s grasp and was holding her up so that he could see the whole outfit. 
“She looks ridiculous and it’s just mean,” Lorcan muttered. “Come on, Elsie-baby. Let’s get you away from your cruel parents. I hope you vomit on this ugly excuse of a sweater.”
And just like that their child was whisked away into the party. Rowan was helping Aelin sort the bags out when another child approached them.
“Aunty Ae!,” Ruben said excitedly.
“Rue!” Aelin said back, hugging the boy back as he hugged her legs.
The four year old grinned up at her, his Ashryver eyes gleaming with excitement. “Will you make a gingerbread house with me?”
“Of course I will,” Aelin replied. “I’ll just put these things down and then I’ll be right with you.”
“You promise?” 
“I promise,” Aelin swore. She looked at Rowan who was looking a little torn. “Go follow her around, I know you want to.” Aelin gave him a nudge in the direction of Lorcan who was showing everyone the baby, no doubt saying slanderous things about the sweater. Elide brought their own son over, the nearly one year old was very excited to see the baby.
“I don’t know why he’s ragging on us,” Rowan said. “Korbin is literally dressed as a reindeer.”
Indeed he was. Dressed in a little fleece reindeer footed suit, a hood with antlers and everything, locks of his dark hair poking out. Rowan left her then, heading into the party. Aelin put the presents under the tree, dropped the food off in the kitchen where she stayed at the bench to help Ruben with his gingerbread house. She was cutting sour straps for shingles for the roof when Fenrys and Asterin arrived, the open plan of the living, dining and kitchen giving her a good view of the party. Aelin could tell he’d arrived already a little tipsy from the grin on his face. Fenrys stopped in the entryway to the living room, arms spread wide, ready to greet the rest of the guys who had set up on the couches. 
“Merry Yulemas motherfu—“
Asterin clamped her hand over his mouth. “Fen, the kids.”
“What? It’s not like it’s a lie,” he said, giving a sweeping gesture at Rowan, Aedion and Lorcan.
Aelin snorted, trying her hardest not to laugh.
“What are you laughing at, Aunty Ae?” Ruben enquired, making a jellybean path.
“Uncle Fenrys is very inappropriate,” Aelin answered.
“What does that mean?”
“It means that he gets into a lot of trouble all the time,” Aelin explained. 
“Santa won’t be bringing him presents then,” the boy said very seriously.
That made Aelin laugh again. “You’re right.”
Once the gingerbread house met Ruben’s approval they joined the rest of the party in the living room. Aelin tucked herself into the couch beside Rowan, her nephew clambering onto her lap. Her husband had managed to gain custody of their daughter again, grinning as he played with her. She was lying on his chest, her elbows propping her head up as Rowan kissed her chubby cheeks over and over, making her coo in delight, giving her father her most darling gummy smile. The main event in the room was Lorcan and Fenrys trying to get Korbin to walk between them, but Aelin could look away from Rowan and Elspeth. There was such joy on his face as he interacted with their daughter, pressing smacking kisses to her cheeks. They both laughed when he went to kiss her again, but she turned her head, catching his nose in her mouth. 
Rowan tipped his head back and laughed. “I love you so much, my little one.”
At that Elspeth laid her head on his chest, tired from holding herself up for so long, and spotted her fist and worked very hard to get it into her mouth. Aelin stretched the sleeve of her sweater over her hand and wiped the spit off Rowan’s nose.
“Hey,” Aelin said when her job was done. “Where’s *my* Yulemas kiss?”
Rowan gave her a lopsided smile as he lent in, Aelin meeting him halfway sharing a kiss in the chaos and fun of the night.
“Happy Yulemas, Fireheart.”
Aelin kissed him again. “Happy Yulemas Buzzard.”
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nightowlfandom · 3 years
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Anime! Fictional! BTS x Real World! Reader- Welcome To My World~ Episode 1
HEY HEY! IM SO EXCITE! Btw who here plays BTS World? This is very loosely based off that.
I need to download it again tbh.
CHECKOUT MY MASTERLIST HERE!
Leggo!
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What does it mean to escape? To get away. If it means leaving behind all you know, all you’ve been raised to know, all you’ve been led to believe, with just yourself and the clothes on your back. Scary, but thrilling. Terrifying, but inviting. Unbelievable, but definitely possible....
...
On a early Tuesday morning where the sun was barely grazing the orange sky, you sat by your windowsill. You were dreamily staring out into the halo that was a mixture of red and orange. The halo of greyish clouds matched your mood to a complete tee. The aesthetic beauty of nature wasn’t enough to make you smile or even blink twice, however. It was always like this though. Yet something about this scene made you go sour.
Releasing a sigh, you stepped away from the window, shutting the curtains. Another day, the same thing. All you could do was attempt to power through.
As you lazily pulled your shirt over your head, you had managed to dodge that annoying dog. The little brat wasn’t even yours, but your oh-so loving step-sister’s. He always had a affinity for making your room a hot mess.  Only yours in particular. 
“Get out of here you little-.” you chased the dog out of your room, slamming your door as it scurried off. “What did you screw up this time?” you curiously scanned the room. Everytime that little fluffy beast rammed his little head into your personal space, something would end up broken, ripped, shattered, or completely destroyed beyond repair. 
You almost screamed when you saw a familiar book cover on the floor. You instantly dropped to your knees, praying to yourself that it wasn’t true. The cover had a pretty violent looking rip along with the first few pages. 
Your absolute reason for waking up in the morning was tarnished. A signed cover of BTS Universe Issue #1. Probably your one and only favorite series on planet Earth. You gingerly picked up the book, trying to inspect it with hopes that the damage was minimal. As little as this was, you almost felt like crying. However there was no time, you needed to tape up the pages and fast! Who cares if you missed breakfast.
...
“Morning Y/N!” Your step-dad greeted you in the kitchen. “You were upstairs an awful long time, I was about to send your mother to see if you were still up playing that game of yours!” he smiled warmly.
“Thanks Mr. Chai.” you replied politely. “I’m sorry I’m so late.”
“You know...Y/N...you could call me Dad.” he set a plate down on the table. “I know I’m not your father, but I want to be the best father-figure for you because I know...you haven’t really had that.”
You had to stop yourself from saying anything else. You haven’t had the best parental relationship, and your new step-dad really was trying. Maybe it was just his daughter that drove you nuts.
“Thank you.” you replied, smiling. “...Dad.” you winked, making finger guns. “Geez! You made a lot of food for just the four of us”
“ Well you ain’t see muffin, yet!” he winked. “You and Nari have a busy day today. She auditioning and you, my friend....well I don’t know exactly what you have planned for the day.”
“I’ll tell you if we can skip the food related puns.” you sat down at the table. It was a rule that everyone waited for everyone else. Even though you had taken the extra time to repair your copy of BTS Universe, you had seemed to be the first person down the stairs. In all honesty, you were just going to hang out at the comic store until Nari called to tell you she was done.
“Hey now, Donut kill my vibe!” he continued, laughing. “I have a million more of these, come on. Don’t go bacon my heart, Y/N.”
“Good job Y/N, you’ve gotten him started.” You mom came down the stairs in her little blazer and pencil skirt. “Whatever will we do now.”
“He did it himself, the guy’s an animal! You married a wild child, mom.” you joked. “He might just be a serial killer.”
“Don’t you mean...cereal killer?” he held up a box of Raisin Bran to make his point. You could only shake your head as your mother and step-father laughed together. Food related humor so early in the morning had to mean today wasn’t going to be a horrible as it started, at least for you.
“WHERE ARE MY THIGH HIGH BOOTS!” you heard a screech from upstairs. “THEY BETTER NOT BE IN YOUR ROOM, Y/N!”
“...WHY WOULD I WANT TO WEAR YOUR SHOES!” you yelled back after taking in a deep breath. “NARI, IF I WANTED TO BREAK MY ANKLES, I’D HAUL MYSELF DOWN THE STAIRS.”
“When will you two get along?” your mom shook her head. “It’s been three years.” 
“We don’t not get along.” You shook your head. “Not my fault she’s difficult.”
“I can think of a few times you’ve been difficult yourself, young lady.” you mother pointed a stern finger at you. “Like when you locked yourself in the room to read that silly cartoon of yours.”
“It’s not silly.” you defended yourself.
“Oh come on!” Nari’s voice voice could be heard alongside some loud footsteps. “I think it’s cute to be honest. Y/N here actually has a hobby besides stalking celebrities online.”
“Shut up, Nari.” you grumbled. “And keep your dog out of my room! He ruined my signed copy of BTS Universe!”
“Dorie got out again?” she seethed, looking annoyed. “I really have to put a bell on that dog.”
“Yeah.” you sighed, you bummed mood returning. Everyone knew just how much you loved that edition. You kept in in a super special display case, you cleaned the case every week, you kept your other issues on their own bookshelf along with your figurine and digital visual novel editions of the series. You were even on the buyer’s list for the special early anime release. You LOVED this series. Not even Nari dared to disrespect something as important as that, and she loved getting under your skin.
“I’m sure you’ll be able to find another one.” your mother set down a bowl of cereal in front of you along with a muffin. “Now eat, you have a big day today.”
“Yes mam.” you replied, helping yourself to some cereal.
“If you want, you can take a muffin or bagel with you.” your step dad said. 
“Dad! I can’t, I have to be super focused remember? Breakfast will just slow me down!” Nari scoffed.
“Not having breakfast will make it even worse, dummy. Dude, you’re gonna pass out on stage.” you threw a tiny cereal piece at her. “Eat something.”
“I’ll eat later, I just have my eye on the prize and nothing is going to stop me.” Nari stood up determined. 
“Will you at least eat some toast, crazy girl.” your mother said. “Y/N’s right, you need to at least have eaten something to calm your nerves. Y/N make sure Nari eats something before you two go your separate ways.”
“I’ll try, no promise.” you shrugged. “Nari, if you’re done, then get your stuff and let’s go.” You promptly finished your cereal and went to go back upstairs. “You got ten minutes.” 
“What’s her deal?” you could hear Nari ask, followed by an sudden whispering of your mom stating exactly what she thought was wrong with you. Your bet was on ‘everything’.
You walked back into your room, grabbing your purse from your desk. You eyed your taped up issue of BTS Universe #1. There was no way you were going to find another issue like that, and that damned dog just treated it like a loved toy. You grabbed your phone and shoved it into your purse. You went over to where the issue was and placed it on your desk. 
“NARI LET’S GO!” you shut the bedroom door behind you as you walked out the room. 
...
You sped to a stop outside the building. Nari was shaking in her shoes. She seemed hesitant to even open the door. 
“Call me when you’re finished so I can pick you up.” you said, getting ready to unlock the doors.
“You’re leaving me!?” Nari looked like she was about to explode.
“Hello?! It’s idol trainees only?” you raised an eyebrow. “I can’t go in there with you. Nari what’s the problem?”
“...Um...I’m nervous alright! I’m giving up almost everything and if I don’t get chosen...I’ll just prove my dad right. I need this.” she stared down at her hands. “I’m not used to being a reject. I don’t know how you-”
“You wanna leave here with two working legs, I suggest you don’t finished that sentence.” you cut her off. “I’m not a reject.”
“That’s not what I was gonna say. I’m saying I don’t know how you deal with nerves like this.” she looked like she was gonna pass out. 
“...You just do.” you nudged her shoulder. “You just go for it and hope. Go for it.”
“...Okay, I’ll try.” she opened the door. “...Thank you.” she stood up. “I’ll call you when I’m all set.” she shut the door. 
“I’ll literally be at the store around the corner.” you replied before driving off. You watched in the rear view as she took her sweet time going into the building. 
...(Later on)
You trudged behind Nari as she ran through the door. She seemed happy, so that must have meant the audition went well.
“I’m gonna take a nap.” you called to your mom and step-dad. “See you guys at dinner!”
You didn’t wait for them to reply before you closed the door. As you walked over to your bed, you noticed a disc laying on your bed. Just a random DVD. The closer you got, the font on the front got clearer.
“BTS World?” It didn’t look familiar in the slightest. “It’s called BTS Universe, Nice try Nari.” you wrote it off as a stupid prank by your oh-so-loving Step-Sister. It was only then you realized Nari was with you all day. 
You took another look at it, gently taking it in your hands. It looked like it was glowing. 
Call it curiosity, but you needed to know.
Your laptop was sitting at the edge of the bed, so you put the disc in. 
“State your name.” a voice came out of nowhere. 
“What?” you looked around in shock. The voice sounded like it came from right behind you.
“Please state your name.” the female robotic voice repeated. 
“Y/N.” 
“Are you sure that you want Y/N as your name?”
“Um Yes?” you raised an eyebrow. You still didn’t know what the fuck was going on.
“Would you like to start a new game? You don’t appear to have any saved filed under the name Y/N.”
Maybe you were sleepier than you thought, but you ran with it. “Yes.”
“Starting new game....now”
Your screen began glowing a bright blue, a vivid, saturated blue. It was like your screen had turned into a flashlight. 
“What the fu-” you suddenly stared at your hands, the very tips of your fingers turned pixelated. “MOM!!!” You tried to scream, only to have it come out in the form on an echo. You felt your feet leave the ground as tiny little pixels moved towards your computer. You could see the color draining from your walls, leaving everything white. It was like an earthquake ran through your room...only through your room.
Then...everything went dark.
...
(Why hello there...LET US PREPARE. I’m gonna go through with it this time, I swear on my bacon! The guys are coming next chappie!)
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❝ I think you will set yourself afire before you realise that even you cannot conquer the sun. ❞SEYCHELLE GABRIEL? No, that’s actually NICOLETTE SELWYN. A SEVENTH YEAR student, this SLYTHERIN student is sided with MCGONAGALL’S ARMY. SHE identifies as a CIS-WOMAN and is a PUREBLOOD who is known to be ABRASIVE, SUSPICIOUS, and DEMANDING but also PERCEPTIVE, DEPENDABLE, and SYMPATHETIC. 
Nicolette’s father is a Selwyn, through and through - cruel, paranoid, prejudiced. When his father before him was sentenced to Azkaban for his horrific crimes, Ormond Selwyn reluctantly tucked away his dark artifacts and hung his head in false shame - he was young, and naive, and innocent. Of course he never fully understood what his father was up to; of course he thought all that torture and murder was just terrible. The moment the Ministry’s watchful gaze wanders, he falls right back into his ways. Hate and lies and accusations spew constantly from his lips. He hates muggles and muggleborns and blood traitors the most, but he doesn’t like anyone, and he certainly doesn’t trust anyone. He does his best to instill a twisted set of values and ideals into his children: never trust anyone, muggles and all their ilk are scum, you’re better than everyone, but you’re still not good enough. 
Nicolette’s father is a Selwyn, but her mother was a Bellamy. Graciana Bellamy is born in France, a proud graduate of Beauxbatons Academy. She was known for her beauty, her grace, and her fragile health. She never cared much for Ormond, but he pursued her, and her parents were delighted with the match, so she obliged and married him. She is mostly an obedient woman, as she has been all her life, but she rebels in tiny ways - like telling her daughter stories of her youth, and her school years, of all the wonderful friends she had. Many of them muggleborns and half-bloods, some of them even half-breeds. She treats her children with a kindness and a warmth that they don’t receive from their father. She does her best to show them what love and family is supposed to be like, as much as she possibly can. 
Nicolette is born between two brothers. Her father looks at her with disappointment the day she’s born, and then for a long while, he hardly looks at her at all. His attention is almost entirely focused on his boys, his heirs, and his daughter is left largely in the care of wife. He assumes she’ll teach the girl how to behave, and how to obey. He should have paid her more mind, for Nicolette was more clever than both of her brothers combined. Not that she considered that to be much of an achievement, but the point still remained that she was clever, and observant. She watched her father with sharp eyes, listened to all of the things he said, took note of all he believed. And then she turned and watched her fellows students. She took note of their personalities, their accomplishments, their blood status - and she came to a fairly quick and easy conclusion: her father was full of shit. ( she likes to think she came to that conclusion through entirely logical means ; spite may have actually had a lot to do with it ) 
Nicolette becomes a master of pushing her luck. She knows exactly how much rebellion she can get away with, exactly how far is too far when her father is within earshot. She’s never the favored child, but she never pushes hard enough to be disowned ( not yet, at least ) . She’s more brazen about her opinions in the school halls than she is in her home. It catches people off guard, at first, her defense of the muggleborn and the blood traitors and of anyone who needs it, really. She seems like just what you’d expect from a young blood purist, at first glance - cunning, ruthless, ambitious, abrasive, cold. And she is all of those things. The sorting hat made no mistake in placing her in Slytherin. It was where a mind and a tongue as sharp as hers belonged, and she was proud of it. She embodied the favored traits of Salazar Slytherin to a T - but she was also more. She grew a particular hatred for those who targeted the weak; cowardly bullies were the worst sort of bullies. 
Nicolette throws herself into learning all she can of Defense Against The Dark Arts and Dueling ( she isn’t above dabbling into the Dark Arts themselves if necessary ) , out of a desire to protect others and to protect herself. She knows she only has so long before she’s officially branded a traitor. Nicolette’s mother dies when she’s thirteen. It isn’t a surprise, but it’s still a harsh blow. Nicolette is inconsolable for months, a ticking time bomb, shaking with rage and grief and ready and willing to lash out at anything and anyone. She knows she’s going to be consumed forever with this anger if all she knows how to do is destroy, so she looks for something constructive to pour all of her emotion into. Nicolette turns to healing, and is surprised to find both a passion and a talent for it. Mending a bone comes so much easier to her than breaking one, and though she still teaches herself spells to rend flesh, she finds it so much more rewarding to mend it. 
It’s her finally year at Hogwarts, and Nicolette no longer cares to take caution in her rebellion. She no longers quietly fears what her father will do when she returns home - because she isn’t going to. For years she’s been slipping spare galleons into a small ( enchanted ) coin purse, dreaming of her escape. Come graduation, she’ll be free from her father’s clutches, and free to help the resistance from beyond the walls of the castle. 
Nicolette would rather be called by her full name than anything else. She might let you get away with some variant of “Nic -” but you’ll probably still get an annoyed look like 7 times outta 10. 
Nicolette doesn’t trust easy but once you’ve earned her trust you’re like, really important to her. She’s ride or die with her chosen few. But if you break her trust One Time you’re probably never, ever getting back together. If you think she has a hard time trusting, wait until you see how hard it is for her to forgive. 
Nicolette has a really. Odd relationship with her brothers. Like, they seem to hate each other, really, but there’s still an odd sense of comradery there. Even though she hates everything her family stands for and everything her brothers ( to varying degrees ) support … they’re her brothers? And they sneer and call her a bloodtraitor, but they never tell their father anything she says or does at Hogwarts. Despite being completely different people with wildly different values they’re still a united front when it comes to surviving their father. 
Nicolette is a true healer. If you come to her for medical help or advice she’ll give it to you even if she hates your guts. Very useful if you’ve got a problem you don’t want anyone to know about, or got yourself hurt doing something you don’t want people to know you were doing. 
Nicolette won’t really give you any genuine flack for any of your questionable life decisions or goals. Yeah, she’ll almost definitely roll her eyes or make sarcastic comments but she won’t actually tell you not to do it. Do whatever you want to do with your life. Fuck what people say. Sure it might be really fucking stupid but if it’s what you want, then go get it. 
Also makes an excellent shield. Hide behind her whenever you want, she’ll tell whoever is bothering you to fuck off. 
You know that pic that looks like a cobra is protecting a pair of scared puppies. That pic is like, serious Nicolette vibes. Give her someone small and cute to protect. 
Very bi. Would love to be loved. Is probably the worst at genuine flirting and would be terrified of her feelings if she fell for someone. An absolute disaster. 
She has an orange cat named Foxglove who is really long and thin and has a tattered ear and one eye. She just found him out on the street one day and took him home and now he is the apple of her eye. He’s an asshole, but she loves him. 
Probably says fuck a lot. 
She has a pinterest because I don’t write apps or bios for characters until they have an Aesthetic ™
This has probably gotten way too long. Hit me up anywhere if you wanna plot. 
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Mama's Big Boy - A Rise of the TMNT AU ft. Venus de Milo
This AU was originally thought up by @ninja-cake-bicht. And as such the following story was inspired by their genius. Meanwhile my friend @leeleearts simply adores the Jonatello pairing. So I thought; "Why not do both?". Which is what I did! Before I tell the mini story, let me explain a few things.
First and foremost in this alternate universe Donnie was adopted by Big Mama. The origins of which I'll cover very soon in the story. Now don't worry - the heroes in green aren't a member short. They are still a quad squad because Venus de Milo, who's headcanon voice actress is Victoria Justice, takes center stage! The species of turtle I picked for her is the diamondback terrapin. I felt that this species best suited Venus's aesthetic and over all look. Lastly Casey is depicted as a Latino American as I have depicted him in my other Jonatello stories.
Now that we have those details stated for the record, on with the backstory of the Mama’s Big Boy AU~
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In the underground mystic city just beneath New York City, everyone knows who Big Mama is. A Jorōgumo yokai who is a generous matriarch to her citizens. She is also very glamorous in appearance despite her undisclosed, and “frankly none of your bloody damn business” as she says, age. Of course this mother to her people is no pushover. Should you break her number rule or threaten her people you can expert to get quite the deadly spanking from Big Mama. But even with all of her power, wealth and esteem there was one thing the spider yokai wanted most that she didn’t have…a child.
You see while it is her name, or at least an alias she uses in place of her real name, Big Mama isn’t a literal mother. She is sadly unable to have children due to a run in with her old enemy Baron Draxum, a mutant yokai scientist who constantly tries to usurp her rule, that left her wounded internally. While she survived it all but destroyed her uterus. And for such a family oriented person like Big Mama she may as well have died. This meant that she would never have the one thing she always hoped to have. Never have that precious little bundle snuggled up in her arms. And to lose that gift made her hate Draxum even more. For a long time Big Mama only put on a brave face for her people while she cried tears over her personal loss alone.
Then one day she decided to pull herself out of this rut. How? By getting a pet. However she didn’t pick just any animal to be her critter companion. Being a woman of unique tastes Big Mama got an animal that likely not many women would consider having. It was a male soft shell turtle. She named him Donovan but often called him by the loving nicknames of “Donnie” or “Big D”. She had adopted Donnie when he was just a baby soft shell, and after he turned four years old Big Mama got a rather big idea; she could turn Donovan into the child she always wanted. And that’s exactly what she did. Utilizing her powerful yokai magic Big Mama transformed the normal little turtle into a not so normal bipedal mutant turtle. The changed soft shell turtle, who Big Mama noticed had gained very thick sable black haired eyebrows after the transformation, blinked his eyes a few times as he adjusted to his new form. Big Mama then walked over to Donnie, knelt before him as a mother would her child and greeted him.
“Hello, my little silk thread. Do you know who you are? Do you know…who I am?” Big Mama asked carefully, afraid of what the kind of answer she would get.
Without hesitation the little mutant boy spoke up.
“Sure. I’m Donnie, and you’re my mama.” Donnie replied in a cute voice with a smile.
After that any prior feelings of fear or sorrow the Jorōgumo had were thrown out the window. And they were replaced with feelings of elation and motherly love. She hugged Donnie like he was the life line she was seeking out for so long and sobbed happy tears. That became the start of a new life for the both of them.
But, this wasn’t the only new life that began. At the same time someone else going through a new life change under different circumstances. Up on the surface of New York a man named Chung I, a retired shinobi master who lives in the Chinatown District and spends his days running an artisan store he owns, was going about his usual business. He had just left the local market after buying food for his dinner. Chung hummed a little tune to himself as he walked down his usual street, but noticed that up ahead the neighborhood on again off again couple were having yet another public and heated argument. Not wanting to get in the middle of things Chung cut down into an alley that was a short cut to his house. And doing this actually turned out to be a blessing. Not for him…but for someone else.
As he was in the stretch to getting to his abode Chung heard something. A sound, specifically crying. Not from an animal but from a little child. This did not surprise the retired master because, sadly, orphaned or abandoned children are a dime a dozen in New York. So honing his keen ears he listened for where the crying was coming from. Eventually it led him to a bunch of potted plants left out behind the florist shop because they were wilting. Chung peeked behind the dying flora and started to ask the crying child what was wrong. But his question was caught in his throat when he saw just who, or rather what, the child was.
It was…a humanoid turtle child that appeared to be no older than age six. They had chartreuse green skin and, by the look of it’s shell pattern and coloring, the child was of the diamondback species. As Chung examined the child he saw that they had cuts and bruises all over their legs and arms. Some were old and some appeared fresh, caused by both animals and people. Chung said nothing at first as he watched the child cry for a moment more. Then he finally spoke up and the diamondback terrapin whipped it’s head around to face him. This motion allowed Chung to see that the child also had freckles on their cheeks and as well as more injury marks. At first the child backed away in fear, grabbing a piece of old wood to hold up as a makeshift weapon in their defense. The child nervously told the retired master to go away, and by the sound of the voice Chung could now tell the child was a girl. Though he was shocked by the fact that the humanoid turtle could speak he wasn’t afraid. Regardless of her odd appearance this was still a child. And Chung could not simply leave her alone. So, with a kind smile he spoke to her.
“What is your name, small one?” Chung asked. For a while she didn’t speak to him until she finally did.
“I…I d-don’t have a n-name.” The girl turtle replied with a nervous stutter.
“Hm. Well, we’ll just have to change that won’t we? But first I’ll tend to your wounds and give you a nice meal. It’s just as well, too, since I always hate to eat alone.” Chung said.
“…Do you m-mean that?” The girl turtle asked with less of a stutter, lowering the piece of wood she was holding as she gazed at the human man in surprise.
“Of course. Even when retired, a shinobi helps those in need small one. And I want to help you. If you’ll let me at least.” Chung said with a sincere tone and a smile to match.
The diamondback terrapin said nothing. She just continued to stare at Chung. But then she tossed the piece of wood and rose up to her feet. Then she ran straight at Chung…and hugged onto his waist. She began to cry again but not with the same sadness. This was more a cry of relief. Chung smiled down at the child and patted her head then led her back to his home. They ate a hardy dinner together, and the girl turtle seemed to really love the plum sauce. She also appeared to be quite energetic. Given that Chung was able to come up with a name for her - Mei Pieh Chi. “Mei” for plum, “Pieh” for turtle and “Chi” for energy.
The turtle girl seemed to like that name and stuck with it. Then as Chung began to teach her new things, including various artworks, Mei learned about a particular famous sculpture of a woman with no arms. Immediately gaining a great fascination with the statue she adopted the nickname Venus de Milo, which eventually became her new preferred name. Chung had asked Venus where she came from to which the girl replied that she lost her memories of whatever prior life she had. But that was okay since it meant that she and Chung could make new, happy memories as father and daughter. A year into the forming of their unusual yet loving little family Chung took his daughter to Manhattan and introduced Venus to an old friend of his and his three sons.
This friend was a rat mutant named Splinter, and his sons were actually mutant turtles much like Venus. There was the oldest snapping turtle brother Raph, the red eared slider second oldest named Leo and the box turtle youngest boy named Mikey. The girl turtle was thrilled to not only have new friends she could talk to but also ones of her own kind, even if they were sub-species. The turtle brothers likewise took an immediate liking to Venus and declared her as their cousin. And as another year went by they gained a new human friend named April O’Neil. So while Venus’s life didn’t start out the best way, and much of her life is still a mystery, she’s very happy with how things turned out all the same. Though her home is the Chinatown District with her father she often goes to stay in the Lair within the sewers of Manhattan that her cousins call home.
(So now you all know how Big Mama came to adopt Donnie and how Venus is introduced into the mix. I hope that you especially enjoyed that, @ninja-cake-bicht. But it doesn’t end there. Oh no. For now we get into the origins of how the heroes in green meet Big D/Donnie in my alternate. And also of course how Casey is introduced which will involve some Jonatello goodness. This part goes out to you, @leeleearts ~)
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Over the next several years, Donnie grew under the tutelage of his beloved parental figure Big Mama. She taught her boy everything she new from how to handle a business to how to fight and of course how to properly maintain one’s appearance. But of all the talents Donnie picked up his real specialty had to do with technology. Turns out Big Mama’s big boy was very intelligent and could take bits of scrap and turn it into advanced futuristic like tech. Big Mama was very proud of her son even though his evil genius tendencies concerned her a little. Donnie’s skills with machinery and computers also helped her own business advance on a grand scale, allowing her to run a more modernized city. This came in handy whenever emergency situations came up - like the one they were having right now. Three days ago Big Mama sent one of her lesser yokai spies, a Fu Dog yokai who had no name, to see what Baron Draxum was up to. Though young and new to the business the little yokai was quick on his feet and had the power to teleport. But the little yokai had yet to report back in the past day and a half.
Big Mama had a very bad feeling that Draxum or one of his lackeys were responsible. Using her magic Big Mama tried her best to locate where the small yokai may be. And to her shock he wasn’t even in the underground city…he was up on the surface in Manhattan, New York. While she could go up there and investigate she had to maintain leadership down here. So Donnie offered to venture up top and find the Fu Dog yokai himself. Naturally the spider yokai was a bit hesitant with allowing her son to go on a potentially dangerous mission. Especially since he’s only been up on the surface a few times. But after Donnie had assured his mother that he would be fine and stay in contact with her the Jorōgumo was finally convinced. And so, using the magic crystal embedded in his high tech goggles Donnie changed his form from turtle mutant to the look of a regular human teenage boy. Though Donnie was more partial to tech than magic he never the less learned some magic spells. In particular the spell of shapeshifting so that he could venture to the surface world undetected. After giving a parting hug to his mother Donnie went on his way.
Meanwhile, as the small yokai was being chased by Baron Draxum’s disguised goons, an actual human teenage boy was talking on the phone with a friend on the opposite side of town. The name of this fifteen year old boy is Amador Basilio “Casey” Jones, a friend of April’s back at her school and aspiring hockey player. April has been trying to officially introduce Casey to the turtles but all previous plans either got interrupted or something came up on Casey’s end which made him unable to meet April’s “other mystery buddies”. But tonight she was determined to have them meet. Which was actually what they were talking about on the phone. April told Casey to come over by Rucker Park in order to properly meet her friends and the Latino teen luckily had no other plans so he agreed. After setting a time Casey hung up and decided to stop for a slice of pizza before he headed to the park. He went to a local pizza shop that sold individual slices and intended to order his usual - black olives with grilled chicken and extra red pepper flakes.
Then as the chef turned in Casey’s direction and asked what he wanted, he was surprised when someone else echoed his order. Casey whipped his head around to the left to see who had made that same order. And when he saw who it was he was left speechless. It was a tall Native American teenage boy around his age with mocha tan skin, shoulder length sable black hair with a silver streak that was in an undercut style and had a few braids in it, very well groomed eyebrows, freckles going across the bridge of his nose, a swimmer’s physique and sunglasses with one lens that was colored red and the other lens tinted blue. He also had a rather unique clothing style, which seemed to be business casual mixed with techno punk, that was predominately purple in color. But whether it was his appearance or his looks Casey knew one thing for certain…he was struck with a case of the Crush Bug. After the teens stared at each other for a moment more the handsome boy spoke.
“Hi there.” Said the teen, snapping Casey out his stupor enough to reply.
“Uh, hey. So…you like pizza too?” Casey asked and mentally scolded himself for giving such a lame greeting while asking an equally lame question.
Fortunately the handsome boy wasn’t put off and actually chuckled a bit before responding yes. So together the teens got their similar pizza slice orders and headed outside, eating their slices as they sat at the patio table in front of the restaurant. As they chatted Casey found out that the mystery teen was named Donnie, who said that he arrived from downtown where he lived to look for his missing pet. And that after a while of fruitless results he stopped here to get a slice of pizza. Casey understood and after the two finished eating he offered to help Donnie look for his pet for a while before he had to go to Rucker Park. The handsome teen considered the offer for a moment before agreeing. And so they left the pizza shop and went down the next alley together. Little did they know that their encounter would lead to something much greater.
Later that night Raph, Venus, Leo and Mikey all partake in their weekly Cannonball Night in which they leap off a massively large building and make a literal splash in the rooftop pool. Their friend April of course snapped pictures of their epic dive and afterwards told the foursome that they will at last get to meet her friend Casey. Excited by this the group immediately head over to Rucker Park, with April getting a lift on Venus’s back as she uses her Zhiyuan/kite that her human father crafted for her to fly, but Raph stops mid leap to the next rooftop when he notices something. An unusual looking yet very cute dog like creature, shivering with fright. Naturally he goes over with the other turtles and April to investigate. But they’re not the only ones who come onto the scene…
A few moments before Raph spotted the spy yokai, Donnie was calling out to the creature by using a code phrase that it would know. He allowed Casey to help since he figured he had nothing else to lose. And it’s not like he would be around long to see exactly what his “pet” actually looked like since he said he was going to meet friends at Rucker Park. Even still Donnie kept asking himself why he allowed the human to help in the first place. Maybe he thought it was logical to get help. Or maybe he wanted some company for a short while. Or maybe…he found the human so cute he wanted to enjoy as much time as they could get. Immediately after that thought hit him though Donnie shook his head violently to knock it out.
“No, focus Donovan! Mom sent you on an important mission. You don’t have time to think about boys. No matter how cute, funny and fascinatingly edgy they are…Gaaaaggh!! Stop that!!” Donnie mentally yelled to himself.
He was so wrapped up in his thoughts that he didn’t realize Casey was talking to him until he felt a tap on his shoulder. The disguised mutant turned to the real human who said that he may have found his pet, and pointed beyond an opening in the fence that went right into a construction site. Donnie looked through the opening and saw the familiar backside of the yokai. Elated to see that he was alright Donnie immediately ran through the opening to go and get him, and Casey ran after him.
This led the pair to encounter not only April holding the little yokai…but the other mutant turtles. At first Leo, Raph and Mikey tried to act like they were humans in costumes, Casey was stunned and April was trying to awkwardly explain that these were the friends she’s been trying to introduce him to. However the only ones who remained calm were Venus and Donnie. In fact they were more curious then surprised by one another. Venus said to Donnie that while he looked human his aura did not have an average mortal essence. Donnie grinned, impressed at the diamondback’s perceptiveness and confirmed that she was right - he wasn’t actually human. Casey asked what Donnie meant and before he could answer the disguised goons of Baron Draxum show up. They reveal their true forms and battle Mikey, Venus, Raph and Leo which results in the turtle brothers’ weapons getting destroyed. Luckily Venus’s own ch’i infused Emeici/Emei Daggers survive the fight. Donnie tries to fight them himself along with Casey’s help but they end up knocked to the side. The goons then grab the little yokai and take him along with April, plus an oblivious Chinese food delivery guy, right through a magic portal!
Raph, Venus, Leo and Mikey regroup along with Casey and Donnie and explain to the human who and what they are. Afterwards everyone turns to Donnie to ask who and he really is. Seeing that there’s no point in hiding it now the disguised mutant dispels his human form and reveals himself to be a mutant soft shell turtle. Raph, Venus, Leo and Mikey are left shell shocked(pun intended, and I nailed it) while Casey is left even more love struck than he was before. Donnie goes on to explain some of his backstory and that Big Mama sent him to find the little yokai that was taken along with April. And now he wants to help them save them both.
Agreeing to this the five turtles and single human first try to figure out how to open the magic portal again. Donnie would do it but he has yet to learn how to use such powerful magic. As luck would have it they actually do have a way to open it - by using an old Japanese compass like artifact that the father of the turtle brothers Splinter possesses. Fortunately Leo manages to grab it without incident after giving him a bit of milk and cake.
The moment the portal opens the group of six go down and behold the glorious magic city that Donnie calls home. Even better they run into April, who is then formally introduced to the soft shell. When asked what became of the Fu Dog yokai April points to a castle which Donnie glares hard at, saying it belongs to the enemy of his mother - Baron Draxum. They stealthily sneak in and watch as the mutant yokai takes a vial filled with some type of ooze from the little yokai and uses it to fill up a giant hoard of mosquito like creatures. They continue to watch as Draxum takes one of the insect like beings and has it sting the food delivery guy and inject him with the ooze. The young man goes through a painful transformation from human to a fish like mutant. Baron Draxum praises himself at the success of his experiment then tells the Fu Dog yokai that he will deal with him next. Donnie and April refuse to let that happen, but only the former and Venus have weapons while the brothers are without any. Luckily for them though April managed to find an armory filled with them. This leads to Leo getting an Ōdachi sword, Mikey getting a Kusari-fundo and Raph getting a pair of tonfa. Venus isn’t interested in a mystical weapon herself, though she does take a sack of magic powder that catches her eye.
Armed with new weapons Raph and his brothers lead the way to take on Baron Draxum. Thus begins a battle royale with the five turtles going up against a giant mutant while Casey and April fight Draxum’s two gargoyles Huggin and Muninn. Though it’s a hard fight the turtles manage to take down the giant mutant, albeit on a somewhat accidental level, while April and Casey finally beat the gargoyle duo. And thus the group ends up fighting Draxum. The scientist makes short work of April and Casey by cocooning them in some kind of organic material, leaving only the turtles left. Unfortunately though Mikey, Leo and Raph have a hard time getting the hang of their new weapons and Venus tries to help each of them out. This leaves Donnie to face his mother’s enemy on his own. And after taking a close look at the soft shell mutant Draxum’s face takes on a new expression. One of contempt mixed with mild awe.
“So, you are that pestilent arachnid’s mutant son she turned from a pet turtle. I believe you go by the name Donovan?” Draxum asked with an eyebrow raised in mock curiousness as he and Donnie slowly circled each other.
“That’s Big D to you, Draxum. And my mother is no pestilence. She’s approximately seventy seven times the ruler you could ever aspire to be. And she’s not as cruel as you are to actually mutate a whole city.” Donnie stated with a glare as he twirled his staff.
“Not cruel, young turtle. I am changing this world into a utopia for all mutants. I am helping the humans unleash their true selves. And once this entire state is mutated I will move on to the next state, and then the state after that. Soon all the world will be filled with beings like you and I. A great feat that I will be praised for accomplishing.” Draxum explained.
“Over your dead body, you sorry Satyr ripoff. I’m going to stop you.” Said the teenage mutant with a challenging snap in his voice.
“Ha! Please, don’t make me laugh. As you can clearly see your friends can barely stop themselves.” Draxum said, gesturing to the turtles were still struggling the foul-ups of their respective weapons. “What makes you think that you will perform any better, son of the web?”
“Well our fighting styles, for one thing. Though I find nothing wrong with magic I prefer to fight the old fashioned way. With impossibly futuristic high tech weaponry!” Donnie exclaimed and then proceeded to attack the self-proclaimed baron.
The two had a very intense fight, and Donnie nearly had Draxum on the ropes. Unfortunately Mikey and his out of control Kusari-fundo bumped into him, then into Venus and they all ended up tumbling about. Draxum then trapped them, Leo and Raph in the same cocooning material. But just before he could do anything more Donnie pointed out that Draxum’s containment machine with all of his Oozequitoes was at critical mass and about to blow up. Sure enough the big machine began to break apart, with one piece of structure falling on Draxum. Luckily this freed the Fu Dog yokai who was able to teleport everyone to safety. And while they ended up breaking Splinter’s artifact they none the less defeated their enemy, at least for the moment. But not all is good as the Oozequitoes managed to slink into the surface world just before the portal closed up. Donnie groans at this and finally calls Big Mama to report the good news and the bad news of the situation. Naturally she is concerned and intrigued about the Oozequitoes but she’s more happy that Donnie and the little yokai, which April just named Mayhem, are safe. Mayhem then asks Big Mama if he could stay with April since he’s taken a shine to her. Surprised by this but not opposed the spider yokai agrees so long as Mayhem gives regular reports on how things are going.
Donnie then makes something of a similar request, asking if he can visit the surface every once in a while to help out his fellow turtle mutants and their friends. But while Donnie says that Big Mama notices her son’s eyes settle on one person in particular - Casey Jones. And sure enough she can see through the screen of the magic communicator that the human boy has his eyes settled on Donnie. Giving a knowing grin Big Mama gives her son permission to help the turtles and humans. She also slips in this little bit of motherly wisdom…
“Just remember, my little silk thread, when you ‘help’ your new male human friend no kissing unless you’ve had at least three dates.” Big Mama said with absolutely no shame.
“Oh my vanilla wafers, MOM!!” Donnie exclaimed in embarrassment with a blush on his face while the turtles and April giggled and Casey had a smaller, yet still noticeable blush on his face and a goofy smile to boot.
Big Mama then has a portal open at Donnie’s location and he bids his fellow turtles and the humans farewell. At least for now. But before he goes Casey gives him something…his cellphone number. Donnie smiles brightly and says he’ll call him tomorrow. And of course Casey gets no end of teasing praise from the turtles and April. Likewise the soft shell cannot escape his mother’s gushing over her big boy’s first ever crush.
All in all though, it was a fun night out. And it would be the starting point of many adventures to come for the mutant turtles and humans.
Whew! Gol-ly that took way longer than I expected it to. But never the less I was happy to finish it. And I hope that you all enjoyed reading it. Please let me know what you think of the origin story I made for Venus as well as how I depict Donnie’s change of origins in this, the Big Boy AU. And of course don’t forget to thank @ninja-cake-bicht for coming up with this headcanon! Also be sure to check out the illustrations of @leeleearts because she’s really good at what she does. Also I want to provide three extra bits of confirmation. One, when Mayhem was speaking to Big Mama he wasn’t speaking in an English language. He was speaking in his native yokai tongue which only Donnie and Big Mama can understand. Second, Venus uses the sack of magic powder she took from Baron Draxum’s armory to create all sorts of ninja smoke bombs with varying effects from granting temporary invisibility to paralyzing enemies for a short while. However the smoke bombs have a tendency to backfire on them. And third, acting as the voice actor of Chung I is Jackie Chan. Just thought I should tell you all in case you were curious.
That’s all I got to share folks. Until next time, toodles~!
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Maria Iram  | Daughter of Poseidon
I am the Sea
I am calm
I am mighty
I am dark
I am mysterious
I am full of life
I am 
But most of all
I am the Seas Wrath
| Keep Reading | @pjosapphicrevolution I saw the tags and idk the first one could be also peralypso but eh I’ll just call this ship Calypria or something instead then make a separate aesthetic for peralypso |  
- Maria Iram means ‘Seas Wrath’ or ‘Seas Anger’ (or it might be Ira... someone correct me please Google translate isn’t always 100%)
- She, instead of Leo, washed up on Calypso’s shore 
- Because Leo never went to Ogygia, wtf was Trick Triordan even thinking trying to force them together
- She’s 20 when it happens, and she’s heard stories from her much older brother Percy 
- Of course, realistically, Calypso has to look at least 20 if she was to be destined to fall in love with EVERYONE who lands on that island. 
- But for the sake of this - she’s obviously 22
- Maria’s confused because she was on a quest to find her stepmother a rare sea crystal to they could finish an art project (I’m all here for domestic Amphitrite loving each and every one of Poseidon’s children)
- Of course Calypso is shocked to the point she can’t function
- She’s never had a girl on her island
- Of course she kinda has to introduce herself, which she ends up doing by tripping over a piece of drift wood and Maria nearly decapitating her
- ‘I am so sorry, I didn’t mean-’
- ‘It’s okay, wouldn’t be the first time’
- At first they’re like roommates 
- Maria’s ignored, Calypso starts to heal her, they rarely talked
- Marira’s still extremely confused (concussions don’t help) because she knows a story from her brother
- Percy’s been looking for this one place since he was 18, so for about 19 or so years (he’s 37 sooo)
- But... the name eluded her mind
- She also was pretty sure the pretty girl didn’t introduce herself either
- And said pretty girl is literally dying because this girl is so hot???
- Dark blue eyes, black hair, extremely soft skin (like how on earth does she constantly smell like flowers and lemon and feel like a cloud to the touch?), this beautiful singing voice
- Caly takes a trip down ‘Holy Sh*t, I’m Gay For This Girl’ lane, head over heels
- Eventually, when Maria can start walking, Calypso shows her around 
- Like her favourite spot in the garden, where she loves to sit and watch the sun set, the beautiful silver apple tree she never shows anyone, where she makes necklaces on her spare time, etc.
- Maria just goes along with this, watching this beautiful girl in a white dress show her around
- And just noticing how that gold necklace really brings out the colour of her eyes
- Or how that her hair looked completely flawless
- And her shoes matching the dress that makes her skin look like the fertile rich soils of the earth and
- Frick she’s gay
- One night she gets extremely flustered when Caly just accidentally drops her gem and Maria goes to pick it up and their hands brush up against each other’s
- As her recovery keeps going, Calypso’s ongoing dread of the inevitable ‘higher call’ every hero before Maria justified as their reason to leave
- And just this girl is too cute to just leave
- But instead of expressing that fear she bottles it up because this was her curse, you can’t exactly get by a curse
- One night Maria stated she was all better now, she could sprint without re-injuring her ankle, she could actually see properly and move without being dizzy or light headed, all the bruising had cleared up
- And she asks who this lovely goddess with the beautiful crystal and garden displays was named. It was kinda getting hard to refer to her as ‘you’
- Calypso just sighs and tell her 
- ‘That’s a lovely name, who gave you that?’
- ‘My father, Atlas’
- And boom Maria’s just ‘Wait... THE Calypso?’
- Percy’s storied just come back to her in this huge wave (pun unintended)
- On why he was always out at sea all the time and not with the family
- He’d be gone for months at a time too, and she was 6 so that didn’t make sense
- ‘I asked Olympus to do a simple favour for me. They didn’t do it, and now I have to clean up their mess’
- ‘But why? What was the favour?’
- ‘There is this girl on this island. The island’s name is Ogygia, and it’s her prison. I asked for them to let her go.’
- ‘But if she’s prison, why let her go?’
- ‘Because she didn’t do anything wrong other than be born to someone evil’
- So she goes non-verbal for a little while, trying to process all this new information
- Calypso obviously doesn’t know how to take this
- First she asks if Maria was alright
- When she didn’t answer she asked what was wrong
- Then asked if she needed some water or space when she STILL didn’t answer
- And just ends up... sitting there... waiting nervously
- The Maria just blantely blurts ‘My brother said you were hot, but he didn’t say how hot’
- And poor Caly just falls out of her chair at this
- ‘Your brother?’
- ‘Yeah, Percy Jackson. He’s been looking for you since before I was born. We need to get you off this island, now’
- Maria just stomps down to the ocean and yells out ‘I’m over here you overgrown sea urchin’
- Calypso’s running after her trying to tell her that you can’t just take her off the island, this is her prison
- Only she doesn’t catch up because she sat there for a moment going ‘Percy’s looking for me?’
- When she does catch up, or about four seconds after Maria starts screaming, she has to grab the daughter of poseidon’s shoulders and tell her that ‘I can’t leave’
- ‘Of course you can, Percy made the gods promise you can’
- ‘He... he did?’
- Maria tells her the story, of how Percy’s been working nearly non-stop, barely coming home longer than a week before going back out for months at a time, trying to find this island
- ‘But now that you’re found, you can come back to the mortal world! You can stop being a prisoner’
- Calypso’s torn. She’s never had someone tell her so plainly that she could just ‘leave’
- ‘But the boat won’t let me on it’
- Maria thought for a moment. ‘Then we’ll walk out. I’m Poseidon’s daughter, I can take you underwater with me and hopefully get far out enough to call for my brother’
- Caly is reluctant, but it’s worth a shot... right?
- ‘Can I... pack?’
- Maria helps her pack, the servants all funneled into a crystal jar Calypso made for them, her herbs were all neatly organised, she took a couple dozen jewerly pieces and wrapped them in her clothes before putting everything in this huge magical wooden chest
- And they walk out to sea
- And keep walking 
- And walking
- Walking
- Before Maria sees this blue light ahead, just at the surface
- They kinda float up towards it
- And when they surfaced they were staring at an island
- ‘Great, we’re back were we started.’
- ‘Look! People’
- Caly did a double take, before realising this wasn’t Ogygia
- ‘Holy Styx, Caly we did it! We’re at Bermuda!’
- Maria got so excited that she planted a kiss on Calypso’s lips without even realising this, then just grabs the ropes of the chest and swims inland
- Calypso’s being tugged along with this hot burning feeling in her cheeks because Maria just kisSED HER
- They get to some empty tourist house and Maria manages to get a rainbow started (which was no easy task at 2 am in the morning)
- Only to notice she had nothing to pay with
- ‘Uh.. Iris, sorry to bother you, but I really need to get in contact with Percy Jackson but I don’t have any mone-’
- ‘No problem, I’ve got ya covered’
- Why Iris sounded like a cloud nymph confused both Caly and Maria but they go with it anyways
- Percy’s aged face ripples to life, with him writing something down on a huge map
- ‘Um... Percy?’
- He just kind of furies his eyebrows together
- ‘Not right now, Ri’
- ‘Peercy’
- ‘I said not right now’
- ‘Percy I want you to meet someone’
- He sighs. ‘I’ll at Atlantis next week, you can wai-’
- ‘Her name is Calypso, she’s from a lovely island called Ogygia’
- Percy’s pen falls from his hand and his head flips up to look at the Iris message
- ‘... Calypso’
- ‘Hi Percy’
- ‘How did... what...’
- Maria launches into this elaborate story of how she went out of Atlantis to get a special crystal their stepgodlymother needed, only to wake up on an island with no idea how she got there
- And Calypso’s like ‘wait what crystal?’
- Maria pulls out this picture she’s been keeping this whole time of this really pretty blue and yellow crystal and Caly’s like ‘wait that’s only from my island’
- Percy just chuckles softly 
- ‘Wow... Amphitrite is good. Where are you two, I can come pick you up’
- And he does, the next morning, after Maria gives Caly a crash course on the mortal world
- Some things she just kinda knows, but other things just blow Calypso’s mind
- Like slushies. She really loves slushies
- Percy takes them back to Atlantis and all three of them walk into the throne room to see a certain sea queen smiling knowingly
- ‘Now you see, your father kept complaining on his his favourite demigod son was never around so I fixed the problem!’
- Calypso’s a hit with the merpeople too. They all love her and she makes them all necklaces
- Maria’s taking her out on dates at the bottom of the ocean: Her favourite coral reef, Her secret pearl grove, Her picnic location
- And they share their second kiss. And third kiss. And Triton ends up teasing his sister for being so mushy mushy
- They end up growing old together, swimming freely back and forth from land, being heroes together, bringing demi-merpeople to the demigod camps all along the sea floor
- And they live happily ever after
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