#love the guys....theyre so important

[solarbot]

mandatory midpollo doodle break

#love the guys....theyre so important #i probably need to become more active on here #midnighter #apollo #andrew pulaski #lucas trent #midpollo #the authority #wildstorm #dc comics #digital art #fan art #art

[formosusiniquis]

any cosmo girl would have known

“Oh she did it for sure.”

“Steve!”

“Ten bucks, Bobert, don't give me that look last time we agreed double or nothing.”

“No,” Nancy insists. “This isn't Murder, She Wrote or Scooby-Doo or Columbo-”

“You saw who did it in Columbo at the beginning,” Eddie reminds.

“I know it's an awful show.”

Robin and Steve remain in sync enough to each get a hand on his shoulder to keep him from getting on the coffee table to defend the only good cop show in existence.

“I'm only pointing out,” she rewinds the VHS taking it back the two or three minutes they'd talked over before stopping it completely, “that this is a movie, not a drama with a repeated format that Steve can pattern recognition into predicting.”

“You haven't seen it already, right?” Robin asks. “The one rule of Monthly Middle-Aged Movie Night is you have to pick a movie none of us have seen.”

“No, I haven't seen it already. If you'll all remember when I asked you each to go see it with me I got,” he points to each of them in turn. “‘Wouldn't you rather see Tomb Raider?’ from double VHS, prestige cinephile and ‘That's too much pink for me, baby, you know I have that intolerance, maybe Rob or Nance will go?’ from my emo-isn’t-a-phase husband. And ‘I'm a little busy with this new story, Steve,’ from Nancy, the only one of you with a real excuse.”

“Some feminist you are, Birdie.”

“I don't want to hear it from you. I watched two of the blandest men alive pursue Renee Zellweger while the screen writers tried to convince us she was homely because you ‘forgot’ you had band practice.”

“You said you liked it!”

“It grew on me, but sometimes you just want to see a woman in a tank top. And I won't be shamed by the same man who cried during Beauty and the Beast.”

“I went with my sweet baby Lucy Joan, you miserable hag,” Eddie says, “and they turned that hot werewolf into a boring looking man.”

“You weren't into that? Look at who-”

“Why am I getting made fun of? Can we finish the movie?”

“No, I'm not going to let this be another Sixth Sense situation,” Nancy says, holding the remote hostage, she knows no one will try to take it from her.

“Ugh don't even bring that up,” Eddie groans, “Dustin still mentions it in at least one letter a year.”

Nancy nods, prim and proper, “Exactly, so tell us right now why you think she did it, then we'll play it again.”

“Chutney, the daughter,” Steve corrects, “have you even been paying attention? Her hair's permed.”

“And press play,” Eddie shouts.

“No,” Robin smacks his hands as he makes his ballsy play to reach around her for the remote. “Show your work, Dingus, even I didn't follow that one.”

“I don't always like the movies everyone else picks but I at least watch them. Her hair is permed, she said she was in the shower. She would have had to have been washing her hair if she didn't hear the gunshot and she has a perm.”

“You can wash your hair with a perm,” Nancy points out.

“You would know.” Eddie snarks, fingering the ends of his own hair.

“You can't wash a fresh perm, you'll fuck up the ammonium thioglycolate. Then you're out forty bucks and you've got limp hair. She killed her dad and lied about being in the shower.”

“Press play,” Eddie decrees again, leaning in close to Steve's side to purr, “it's pretty sexy when you go all hair care detective.”

His hand starts to slip below the blanket. “This is how we ended up with Lucy in the first place,” Steve reminds him, just under the sounds of the courtroom drama picking back up. It doesn’t stop Eddie’s hand from wandering until the movie’s climax starts getting closer, and Eddie’s attention is captured just like Robin’s and Nancy’s.

“Unbelievable,” Robin says, when Elle cites the perm salt.

“Never again,” Nancy swears, when Chutney screams her confession.

“Lucy’s been asking for a brother or sister,” Eddie flirts, as Elle reveals that any good Cosmo girl could have solved it.

No more movies with mysteries or twist endings for a while, they all agree, Robin can’t afford to keep betting against Steve.

#steddie #established steddie #fruity four #my fic #steve harrington #platonic stobin #this is not a modern au these are some middle aged adults now #it is 2001 and my dudes have to carefully schedule their hangouts #anyway i think steve the hair harrington would also make the elle woods solve #theyre the same flavor of autistic if were dipping into some personal hcs but thats not important #what is important is steve has the oh he did it accidentally predicts the bad guy of every movie ever nd skill #love that for him #unimportant to the narrative but lucy is definitely the steddie bio kid this is a transmasc eddie fic secretly #so anyway enjoy this barely edited ficlet i churned out in an hour

[mallowbees]

Every once in awhile I think about piles of creepers sleeping together in grass covered dens and groupings of phantoms nesting in cracks and overhangs of mountains and young guardians play fighting eachother using their spikes and I go god I love to think about Minecraft beasts

#theyre so important to me. love these guys #the kitkat speaks #minecraft

[herodzn]

some timjons

s3 tim and jon researching the unknown together, tim wants to hate jon so bad but deep down he just cant 

the second doodle was just something i needed

#the magnus archives #the magnus pod #jontim #timjon #jonathan sims #tim stoker #you guys dont undestand how much i love them theyre so important to me god

[canyoureallycallthisablog]

Would you all still love me if I posted kirby content be honest with me I can take it

#kirby #king dedede #dedede #how do i tag kirby stuff this is my first time #i love them so much #when we as a fandom started seeing meta knight as kirby's father figure instead of dedede we lost side of what was important #yeah theyre both their dads but king dedede adopted them first #ive been reading the light novels nonstop and my heart cant take this #i love these characters so much theyre so silly #sometimes too silly #what is your favorite kirby character i would love to know #someone take me under their wing I wanna join the inside community so bad #reblog if you like kirby fuck yourself if you dont like kirby #also you should play the kirby games theyre really fun #this is my new hyperfixation #im not leaving undertale dw #underale will stay with me until the day I perished #but would you guys still be ok if i posted my kirby content here or would you rather I have another account #i want honest opinions here

[good-beanswrites]

Hi Beans, I’m finally here. Diluting the sad with fun and very OOC.

I don’t really have a lot of ideas about what to write, but I remembered that I shared my idea of Es with the chivalrous Argenti's personality. So. AU in a vacuum (maybe an actors AU, maybe not), where Es thought that it would be funny to surprise the prisoners with the behavior of a knight(maybe Jackalope came up with that idea, maybe just strange sense of humor). What about the prisoners' reactions? (gallantry and compliments to plants attached) I think Mahiru would have joined the drive even if she didn’t really understand what happened. Fuuta would probably say "ugh, cringe" and that would make him a great target for the rest of the day.

YESS ahahaha, this is such a fun idea! I wrote a little scene with a few characters, but honestly it's hysterical picturing any of them trying to figure out how to react to this new and sparkling Es... I went for a version where not even Jackalope was prepared, but I can certainly see him suggesting something crazy like that to shake things up omg. Thank you so much for the request! The original meme was made by Mug, and I couldn't help but do a doodle myself ✨🌹

Amane was the first to witness it. She fled as soon as possible, finding sanctuary in the common room. The others were surprised as she stumbled in, face pale and eyes wide. Very little could frighten the girl; it was not a good sign.

Yuno moved to comfort her. “What’s wrong?” 

Her eyes went distant with the harrowing memory. “It’s Es,” was all she said. 

“Did they do something cruel?”

“No. Worse.” Amane shivered. “They were… nice.”

“They were what?”

Amane opened her mouth, but paused at the sound of heels clicking down the hallway. 

She stiffened. “If you need me you can find me in my cell.” She disappeared as quickly as she came. The others, who had been listening in on the odd conversation, gaped after her. They tried to piece together what had been so unsettling. Still, Es’ boots approached. 

All eyes landed on the doorway. 

And Es appeared. They looked very normal. Jackalope hopped up behind them. All shoulders sagged in relief. Es surveyed the room, slightly surprised to find everyone staring. 

Then, they smiled. 

It was a genuine, bright smile. The blue-gray of their eyes sparkled with a new light. Their lips parted to release a lighthearted laugh, unlike anything the prisoners had heard from them before.

They glided through the room, heels clicking lightly behind them until they came to Muu. The others stood frozen in place.

Es swept their cape aside with a grand flourish of their arm. They held both her hand and her gaze with warmth.

“Why, hello, Muu! You’re looking as positively lovely as always. Has this fine morning treated you well?”

“Um…” She looked to everyone, her face pleading for a little guidance. They were too busy looking eagerly to her in astonishment. “Uh… yes?”

“I’m pleased to hear it.” They reached behind themself. The room let out a soft gasp as they produced a pale pink flower from underneath their cape.

“For you, my dear.”

They didn’t wait for her to finish stuttering a confused ‘thank you’ before they turned to whoever was standing closest. Mahiru’s own face lit up as Es turned their glimmering gaze her way. Fuuta scoffed, muttering something about this being the lamest, cringiest thing he’d witnessed. Es pretended not to hear.

“Shiina Mahiru… a smile like yours is rare to find in a place like this. I thank you for it.” They pinched their chin and angled their head, thinking. “The meaning of your name has to do with light, correct?” 

She nodded, unable to keep the giddiness from her face. The others watched as Es moved their glove behind once more. Surely there was no room for any more flowers hidden there…

Surely they were all mistaken – Es flicked their wrist to present a small gathering of yellow blooms.

“Something radiant for someone as bright as you.”

She fell over herself with gratitude and giggles. She tried to tuck it into her hair, and Mikoto stepped over to help her. The pair raised their eyebrows at each other in disbelief. 

This time, Es retrieved their gift before turning to their next victim. A classic red rose. They caught a prisoner’s gaze. 

“Oh, no. Nope. No way.” Fuuta held up his hands, as if it could ward them off. “I don’t want your stupid-ass flowers.” 

“Now, now, I see you’re playing hard to get, as usual.” They brushed their thumb along the thorny stem. “You know, the rose has a very similar approach.”

Fuuta’s face now matched the flower’s color. “Wha–” He stumbled backward, then took off running to the door. “I don’t know what weird mind games you’re trying to pull, but I’m staying out of it!” 

Es only clicked their tongue gently when he disappeared. “Always making things difficult, that one. All part of his charm, I suppose.” 

They followed to the entrance. Turning briefly, they flashed their smile once more.“It was wonderful to see you all! I will await our next meeting eagerly.” 

With a fluttery wave, they vanished. 

Everyone’s attention shot to Jackalope, who had paused in the doorway. No one could understand his voice, but his little rabbit face seemed to say, Hey, don't look at me. I have no fucking idea.

#milgram #es #muu kusunoki #mahiru shiina #fuuta kajiyama #featuring others #asdfsadfs its so silly i love that for them 😂 #i hope i wrote them alright -- i dont usually analyze that character type for writing too much 😅 #i think yuno and muu would be suspicious at first since theyre used to fake people but would see it was all harmless and accept es' kindnes #haruka and mahiru are super flattered all the time <3 mikoto enjoys it but doesnt really take the compliments to heart #fuuta is downright disgusted but YES it makes him the biggest target 😂 #shidou and kazui dont quite understand #but theyre both poetic guys and would probably nod along and muse on what es is saying about flowers and beauty #i wrote amane uncomfortable for the comedy but honestly i think shed enjoy it too after getting over her confusion #kotoko just tries to talk to es as normal #theyll give her a poetic speech complimenting her only to be met with #'yeah i know but thats not important. now as we were talking about...' #no one knows where they keep getting all these flowers from #asdfsdf the art had me cackling the whole time -- if you post yours lmk!!! it was so perfect omg #drabbles

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

got so into my laughingstock feels that i burnt my fuckign toast

#shit was Black #literally was in my kitchen Wailing about them and forgot the bread slices i put in the toaster oven three seconds prior #s'ok i made a new set but oughhhhhh i am still sooooooo so unwell about them.... #OUGHHHHHHH THEMMMMMMM #theyre just... snf.... theyre just two silly goofy guys in love.... #silly goofy fruity fellas and they love each other <3 #SIDE NOTE GINGER SPREAD ON HONEY/BUTTER TOAST ABSOLUTELY FUCKS TRUST ME ON THIS #absolutely unprompted #but yea i was specifically thinking about that fic i have in my head #yall know the one by now. the one i desperately want to write and I SWEAR I WILL EVENTUALLY #but the fuckin... Misunderstanding... it makes me insaneeeee #its the most unhealthy part of their relationship AND THEY ARENT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP YET #damn theyre so healthy. theyre so. wails screams howls #but howdy being an oblivious idiot to his own emotions is so important to me #mans is whip smart & quick in every other area #but in this One Subject hes dumb as a rock & that hurts both of them <3 #but it also turns into something they can cry w/ laughter over later #someone asks how they got together. they exchange a look. and burst out howling #full on wheeze-laughing Cannot Form Words #y'see most couples would have some lingering 'i cant believe you did that' and/or guilt #but barn & howdy would just find it hysterical. full on 'remember when you-' 'yeah lmfao' #THEYRE SOOOOOO <3 #yknow if i ever find someone i want to have a partner-esque relationship. i want to have what laughingstock has #i do genuinely believe that howdy might have feelings for barn #but i like to live in the delusional world of my mind where they're Established <3 #grabbing them and slamming them together like a violent 5 yr old playing with dolls #kiss! kiss damn you!

[ceabu]

Your gamkar looks pretty red and not pale (no hate, I just don't get why would you call red rom "pale")

...dude

#ceabu's asks #LMFAO GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY #CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RED AND PALE #GET OUT WITH THIS BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT #YES MOIRAILS KISS AND SMOOCH AND SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN THEYRE RED????? #i will never ship gamkar in any other quadrant than pale so lets get that out of the way first because mY GOD #they are pale #nothing else #you might see pale as just guys being pals and besties who just need a pat on the head from their homie somethimes #but how i see it is #pale romance is the most important #you put ur whole faith and trust in each other share secrets you would never ever utter to anyone else you let yourself be vulnerable #AND WE R TALKING ABOUT TROLLS HERE ALRIGHT #REMEMBER TROLLS ARE AGRESSIVE CREATURES WHO KILL AND STUFF LOL #so yes moirails should def kiss and smooch because CHECK IT OUT DUDE #PALE IS A ROMANCE #AS IS BLACK AS IS ASHEN #JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT FUCK DOESNT MEAN THEY DONT LOVE EACH OTHER #pale romance my beloved no one gets you like i do

[galarfiend]

i dont even care that this game is 9 years old and really bad, i still love it. gives your weirdgirl a star motif and puts your gym leader in a wheelchair

also btw he does this during battles

#gym leader clemont #pokemon xy #pokemon bonnie #pokemon clemont #they were my first blorbos i must draw them #doc ock-ifies your little guy #i literally love xy so much i wish it still got more attention #excited for when the generation 5 love rolls around to gen 6 love #please please theyre so important i love them all #also gamefreak stop being cowards and make disabled characters challenge

[moeblob]

Today.............. has genuinely. Been. A Day.

Have some OC doodles I started yesterday before tragedy struck and are like the bare minimum effort for today to finish. Since the two princes were originally not /in canon/ for another plot but rather made for a mafia AU as cousins to one of the main characters for the base plot. I was like. Huh let's give them a happier life. So here they're just princes and instead of the police department/detectives that most of the main cast is in base plot, those are the royal guards around the twins' castle.

#my characters #the funny thing is that the princes are like......... made for an au of another plot #and here they are in another au of the plot #so like yeehaw everyone i love my ocs and i love putting them in situations #also idk what its worth but hey happy pride atticus is trans im proud of him #it has zero relevance to the plot but its important to me that hes trans #he also is like.... an absolute bundle of friendliness which is a huge contrast to the twins cousin #who is extremely stoic for the most part and finds it hard to feel emotions and thinks #everyone feels the same way all the time like him - WHICH IS DEPRESSED BY THE WAY #but he learns that ah nope thats just him and oh hes better by the power of love #and he doesnt actually get it ?? like in canon or mafia or as a prince hes just like #huh i like this guy and he makes me want to smile which is really odd im gonna stay by him if i can #and doesnt even realize right away hes fallen in love #atticus and caspian however are very aware of their emotions and are v happy to see their cousin feel things #and are constantly there to tease him but support him and help him and theyre all good boys #ill shut up in the tags now bc the tags are taking me as long to type as the art took to doodle

[welcometoteyvat]

finished the penacony quests (I think anyways lmfao) i dont understand how genshin and hsr are made by the same company what is this terrible plot

#hsr spoilers #ramblings! #i got spoilers about the 2 deaths beforehand but uhm. ??? #at least a.yaka x traveler questline isn't important to the archon quest?.... #also ngl ro.bin was like The character i was looking forward to (along w sun.day ig but he's the sidepiece to her) #and they really just went x_x to her #'firefly is sam' 'firefly/robin only died in the dream theyre still alive in reality' honestly i dont really care #i just think that killing a character suddenly for shock value (currently) is stupid and then telling the player that you 'care' #when all we did was follow her around while not really learning about her on a personal level is dumb and lazy #generally i dont think . things were explained very well....... anyways despite not appearing for more than 5 min #mi.sha is my 2nd fav character. shoutout to falling into my type (little guy) ig #watch them pull a ting.yun though i will be so disappointed i love hsr's garbage storytelling abilities

[s0urfangs]

Only took Fedarys and Dralsin about 9 years, 2 deaths, an uncounted number of Vampire Beast Creature attacks and a whole lotta unhealthy coping mechanisms to settle down in a little house in Echovald. I am sure nothing bad will ever happen now because they're normal and love each other 👍

#i think i procrastinated posting this lil sketch for like 3 weeks lol #considering how much i rotate these fools in my mind i sure havent posted much about em #they love each other so much its so important 2 me theyre so silly with everything #we r gonna ignore the. whatever the heck they went through for years its fine now. #sometimes a dragon crisis causes so much personal development that u and ur ex who u dont know if u even broke up with r basically soulmate #GUESS TRAUMA WILL DO THAT TO A GUY 😔 #gw2 #sylvari #silvsart #oc:dralsin #oc:fedsy #gw2 art

[perenlop]

i think its always worth thinking about how women are portrayed in certain stories, from fictional narratives to reddit posts presenting themselves as true stories. is every woman in the narrative either antagonistic or shallow? are most or all of the men portrayed as sympathetic and competent, moreso than the women, even if they commit the same crimes?

#i read reddit stories bc i love rotting my brain apparently and this is SO constant in those #one literally ended like ''i have concluded that i cant trust women bc theyre all lying cunts unlike the men who helped me here'' #and the comments were like ''wow.... makes you think....'' #like wc is a good litmus test. why are only the women in crookedstar's story held accountable while the men in power are shrugged off #why do all of the women get twisted into shrill harpies for nightheart's arc while all the men who commit the same pressure on him #get idealized and held up as fantastic and awesome and sympathetic #why is the man in this story calm and collected while being horrible while the woman is hysterical and emotional and loud #how come the fat woman in hh is seen as annoying and terrible and a danger to their cause bc ''she brought danger to them'' #while the snake guy outright attacks the place twice and tries to hurt them but is an uwu cinnamon roll who deserves a chance #echoed voice #like... an antagonistic woman isnt a bad thing. women can be horrible irl. absolutely but its important to try and see when this is a patte #pattern #when theres just straight up a double standard

[tequiilasunriise]

Shoutout to all the blogs that, during the 2 year RWBY hiatus, gained followers from posting about other fandoms and are now charging up all the stored rwbyrot theyre about to nuke down like an eldritch blast once volume 9 drops

ITS ME, IM ‘BLOGS’!!!

No seriously, I gained quite a few followers during my Wenclair Era, and don’t get me wrong I still adore Wenclair to absolute pieces, but RWBY has been a special hyperfixation of mine fer YEARS. It’s been an interest that hibernates on and off during hiatuses but nothing has ever latched onto my psyche so deeply as RWBY has with all of its faults and good parts alike. Once Feb 18 drops, I swear to you I will be the most obnoxious person e v e r like I will be rwbyrotting so hard I will SCREAM and CRY and HOLLER about Bumbleby and Whiterose and my babygirl Ruby finally finally finally getting some fresh hot juicy character development but I’ve missed all of the girls in general and!!! Just about everything about V9 so like. Prepare yourself fer my true form.

#i havent been an active posters since a few months ago but yes ive been enjoying rwby tumblr fer YEARSSS now #so get ready to witness my descent into madness oh rwby how I love you so #oh rwby… how u sometimes rlly suck and yet. and yet i can never let go. #im also excited to see renora struggle with losing yet ANOTHER team jnpr member my god theyre gonna be such shambles #winter scnhee <3333 my babygirl i need need NEED more content of her gods new winter maiden now bearing so much grief and anger #in vacuo we’ll be seeing seamonkeys n team cvfy!!! #POTENTIAL CROSSHARES MOMENTS R E A L…. #i need the cool new vacuo fits fer those guys ommmggg #ALSO POTENIAL SCHNEEWOOD FOREST MOMENTS #LET ROBYN N WINTER KISS YOU COWARDS #also Robyn’s n Qrow’s friendship is S O important to me please i love it so much i need more #still got my fingers crossed fer Ever After connecting u to the people youve lost #like Neo to Rowan #Jaune to Pyrrha #AND RUBY (plus Yang!) TO SUMMER PLEASEEE #EVEN IF ITS A TWO MINUTE MOMENT JUST GIVE ME MORE SUMMER CONTENT #ok ok enough tag spamming teehee #wenclair #why not u know? #bumbleby #bumbleby bumblebabes #whiterose #yang xiao long #blake bellodona #weiss schnee #ruby rose #rwby volume 9 #rwby

[avephelis]

igneous and chip on the brain... love their bromance that will never be a romance because that man is way to good for chip. fistbump.

#i know the main reason his ass got rejected is igneous is like 30 or something and just wasnt interested but. come on. it's a little funny. #chip bitchless. but yeah i love those two theyre soo. rrgah. #“even without it you've got more heart than anyone in here” <- falls down a flight of stairs #dude i cant wait for igneous to officially join the crew he's so important to me. I LOVE NORMALISH GUYS!! #I LOVE JUST SOME GUYS SURROUNDED BY PROPHETIC HEROES AND PRODIGIES AND THEN THEY'RE JUST GUYS WITH A SWORD. #jrwi #jrwi igneous #not tagging chip he's in the washing machine rn

[todayisafridaynight]

SPEAKING OF DOGS since I've decided it's tradition to send pics of my guys with their pups... may I interest you in McQueen the toy poodle and Dumbbell the chihuahua+mini-dachschund...

DOGS

#snap chats #these are so important to me…. i love guys with dogs…… #DUMBBELL 😭😭😭 goofy as hell name but theres also mcqueen………….. #ohhhhh theyre so cute im gonna throw up…… #unrelated ramble time…. they didnt have kirby gachas today :(((( but they had kuromi and melody ones… #i already rolled twice cause Spoilers im sending one to jess but i kinda wanna try to roll for kuromi cause i got two melodies #teyre both diff but still…… BUT THE GACHA PRICES WENT UP AGAIN I SHOULDNT I ALREADY SPENT SO MUCH #we will simply deal. its ok :) #can someoje tell me why i got chicken instead of pork for my ramen 🧍 it tastes good but the pork woulda been better….