You want a guy who's sweet
A guy who's tough
A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
The kind of guy who gets along with your friends without being attracted to any of them
You want a good boy
A bad boy
A good bad boy
A half good half bad half boy
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A sneak peak of the final part of the comic.
This time it’s Redson!
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I'm not fancy or cool I'm just a loser who writes about fictional men being unconditionally in love with each other to cope my loneliness
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Hal: Wait…you're putting an eight year old in charge of this place?
Bleez: Don’t worry, she’ll be safe. I gave her a gun.
Hal: Oh my God. That’s like, the complete opposite of safe.
Alisand’r: Don’t worry, Hal, it’s loaded. We’re not idiots.
Hal: A long time ago you guys pushed your morality out the side of a car on a busy street, didn’t you?
Alisand’r: Stop being a pussy and come blow up private property with us.
Hal: See! You’re saying that so casually!
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Saw a marvel parody of this, can’t sleep so made a Tom version 🙈🙊
You want a guy that's sweet
a guy that's tough
A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
The kind of guy that gets along with your friends without being attracted to any of them
A good boy
A bad boy
A good bad boy
A half good, half bad, half boy
Loves your brothers is sensitive but not weak
Is a great lover, calls your mother on the weekend
🎶 Now you might think this guy only exists in your mind … Guess what? You're right! 🎶 😂
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i won't stop you from following, but if you do it because you saw one of my popular posts... well. i'm just gonna tell you to watch out.
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to all the new arsenal fans: welcome to being a gooner
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saw a girl imply corlys would never cheat and oh my god the Responses were a bloodbath. nothing funnier than people finding out corlys hid bastards from rhaenys and I know its "just in the book" but like its basically confirmed at this point even if its not in the show yet. i think we can all agree Laenor is DEFINITELY not the father of those boys like Corlys claimed in the book so whos the other option rly? It was basically an open secret anyway. when I read it I always thought of Alyn and Addam as Corlys' sons.
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you expect me to look at her
and her
and be 100% straight?
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Expectations are the root cause of all heartache. Very right. You expect a lovely birthday wish from your bestfriend. And what you get is a birthday message with apology the next day. My mistake, shouldn't have kept any expectations right?
You expect your patner to remember the allergy you told him last time. But what you get is the same order the next time as well. Should expect that right?
Definately we live life on expectations, but it doesn't work that way. Yes. It doesn't. You CANNOT BURDEN anyone with the load of sticking to your expectations. Its not happening. Maybe you as well are breaking someone else's expectations unknowingly. Someone is going through same pain as you are.
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Song: Lower your Expectations
Artist: Bo Burnham
Genre: Comic (jokes)
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Yes disappoint me again, it's not like it hasn't happened before perhaps this time I'll finally learn to lower my expectations
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*sticks head out of alleyway*
hey kid, wanna buy some illegal memes?
*hands tumblr app*
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I am aware I've fallen critically behind after one day of skytober but once I've caught up over my long weekend I'll do a big post with all the days I've missed. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk more content coming soon to a Walmart near you
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Screaming crying sobbing because my local Dunkin couldn’t make any lattes of any kind when I went to get a drink the other day. Basically all my go to drinks are iced lattes of some kind. I had to settle for a cold brew.
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