#lupin iii incorrect quotes

[mythawolf]

Lupin: C’mon, Pops! Why do you think I’m always up to something?

Zenigata: That’s because you *are* always up to something!

#Lupin iii #Lupin iii incorrect quotes #Incorrect quotes

[incorrect-loopgang]

Jigen: Goemon texted me "My love, I am intoxicated" and then five minutes later, Lupin sends me a photo of him passed out, phone in hand, zoomed in on a photo of me

#submission #lupin iii #lupin iii incorrect quotes #jigoe

[strawb3rrymouse]

Lupin the third shitpost

@incorrect-loopgang

#lupin the 3rd #artists on tumblr #lupin the third #lupin iii #fan comic #shitposting #shitpost #incorrect quotes #lupin iii incorrect quotes #koichi zenigata #inspector zenigata #fujiko mine #zenigata #lupin #fanart #arsene lupin iii

[fangirlsovertoomanythings]

Guy at the front desk: I'm sorry, distinguished gentlemen, but the only vacant room has but one bed

Jigen: That's okay, Goemon can sleep on the floor

Lupin: Yeah, he can sleep crossing his legs!

#congrats to lupin and jigen for (almost) destroying toxic masculinity #now we need jigen admitting the only woman he hates is fujiko and lupin stopping his creep moments #lupin iii #lupin iii incorrect quotes #daisuke jigen #arsène lupin iii #// bold

[alternative-inner-world]

Lupin: there's three ways to do things

Lupin : the right way , the wrong way , and MY way .

jigen : isn't that the wrong way ?

Lupin : yeah , but it's faster

#I don't know if anyone has done this #lupin iii #lupin the third #lupin the 3rd #jigen daisuke #incorrect quotes #lupin iii incorrect quotes

[formlessvoidbeast]

Jigen, painfully genre-aware as he watches Lupin's antics: What a cartoon character of a man. I can't believe I'm fucking him.

Goemon: I mean... you don't have to?

Jigen: Oh, that ship sailed years ago.

#incorrect quotes #jiglup #lupin iii #jigen daisuke

[agu-doodles]

Another art based on incorrect Lupin III quote, this time from: @incorrectlupiniiiquotes - the link to the specific post:

#incorrectlupiniiiquotes #incorrect lupin iii quotes #sorry I didn't reblog it properly this time BUT the art wouldn't show in tags :( #lupin sansei #lupin the third #lupin the 3rd #jigen #jigen daisuke #daisuke jigen #fujiko #fujiko mine #mine fujiko #goemon #goemon ishikawa #goemon ishikawa xiii #ishikawa goemon xiii #my art #agu doodles #zenigata #i forgot I have drawn him!!! #oh noo... #sorry pops!

[incorrectlupingang]

Lupin: What do you call a dictionary that's addicted to drugs?

Jigen: If you say "Addictionary" I swear to God I'll kill you

Lupin: ... I was going to say "High Definition" but yours is better

#incorrect lupin quotes #lupin iii #lupin the third #jigen daisuke #jigen

[spiltinksky]

Seokmin: You know, Jihoon, for our leader, you’re pretty diabolical.

Jihoon: *laughing maniacally while loading various weapons*

Seungkwan: He is evil!

Seokmin: You know, I don’t think he started out that way. I think we had something to do with it...

#seokmin #seungkwan #jihoon #dokyeom #dk #woozi #incorrect svt #incorrect kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect seventeen quotes #seventeen incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect seventeen #incorrect svt quotes #svt #incorrect quotes #seventeen #kpop #source: lupin iii

[artemisfowlcodex]

(The team is riding a boat in the Aegean Sea)

Holly: That guy in The Odyssey, isn't this where he sailed around for like twenty years? What was his name again?

Artemis: Odysseus.

Holly: Bless you.

Juliet: Yeah, what was his name?

Artemis: Odysseus!

Holly: You alright, Artemis?

Artemis: No, I'm trying to--

#Artemis Fowl #incorrect quotes #Holly Short #Artemis Fowl II #Juliet Butler #Source: Lupin III

[dougielombax]

“We couldn’t get the safe, it was embedded in the wall.”

“So what did you do?”

“We…we had to steal the entire vault. I don’t suppose you have a large truck we could borrow.”

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #what #no context #heist #the bad guys #sly cooper #lupin the 3rd #lupin iii #chicanery #shenanigans #fuckery #incorrect quotes #they would say that!

[incorrect-loopgang]

Jigen: if a beautiful man disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles

Goemon: well maybe you should have principles

Jigen: you're right maybe I should

#submission #lupin iii #lupin iii incorrect quotes #||elliott's tags #jsjsjkjkd this is too funny XD #tbh i feel like instead he'd argue just for argument's sake #not sure though #but this is really funny #daisuke jigen #goemon ishikawa

[peaterookie]

Lupin: Hey Goemon.

Goemon: Hm?

Lupin: If you cut off your arm would it hurt?

Goemon: Duh

Lupin: But how

Goemon: Because my arm got cut off??

Lupin: Where would you feel the pain???

Goemon: In my ar-

Lupin: HOW WOULD YOU FEEL THE PAIN-

Both: IF YOUR ARM IS GONE?

#incorrect quotes #lupin iii #lupin the third #goemon ishikawa xiii #lupin the 3rd

[youmeansus]

Jigen: What's wrong?

Lupin: Oh... Jigen... I've been overeating myself on cookies....

Jigen: Tch! What grown man overeats himself on...?

*stares at him*

Jigen: …forget it. Question returned.

Lupin: *protesting burp*

#lupin iii #lupin the 3rd #lupin the third #arsène lupin iii #jigen daisuke #incorrect lupin quotes

[silverior968]

Anton: Well I’m not what you’d call a party animal, so count me out of this

Saracen: He’s right! Have either of you ever seen Anton try to dance? It’s frightening!

#incorrect quotes #skulduggery pleasant #source: Lupin III #anton shudder #saracen rue

[sox-rok68]

Lupin: "Man, you gotta hand it to Fujiko🥰"

Jigen: "Sure you do. If you don't, she takes it when you're not looking😑"

#lupin the 3rd #arsene lupin iii #daisuke jigen #fujiko mine #incorrect quotes #sort of based on that one Terry Pratchett quote about Vetinari