#man she is so weird. wtf. i am going to marry her

[chadsuke]

Comics Read in 2023:

The Whole of Humanity Has Gone Yuri Except for Me Vol. 1 by Hiroki Haruse (2019)

The Whole of Humanity Has Gone Yuri Except for Me Vol. 2 by Hiroki Haruse (2020)

Ogi's Summer Break Vol. 1 by Koikawa (2021)

Ogi's Summer Break Vol. 2 by Koikawa (2021)

7th Time Loop: The Villainess Enjoys a Carefree Life Married to Her Worst Enemy! Vol. 1 by Hinoki Kino, Touko Amekawa, & Hachipisu Wan (2021)

7th Time Loop: The Villainess Enjoys a Carefree Life Married to Her Worst Enemy! Vol. 2 by Hinoki Kino, Touko Amekawa, & Hachipisu Wan (2021)

7th Time Loop: The Villainess Enjoys a Carefree Life Married to Her Worst Enemy! Vol. 3 by Hinoki Kino, Touko Amekawa, & Hachipisu Wan (2022)

My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom! Vol. 1 by Satoru Yamagachi & Nami Hidaka (2019)

My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom! Vol. 2 by Satoru Yamagachi & Nami Hidaka (2019)

[ID: Covers of aforementioned books. End ID.]

#2023media #gonna start separating comics and other books #anyway whole of humanity has gone yuri was. bad. #i was expecting some silly lil ridic thing and it tried to do plot and it was just #bad #ogi's summer break i had hopes for but nope it was also bad #chapter 2 feels like a fever dream still. do not bother with it #7th time loop is fun! im enjoying the main girl a lot and her LI is like #man she is so weird. wtf. i am going to marry her #its abt a girl who keeps looping through time for like 5 years before dying and now she's on her 7th loop #next life as a villainess is a mindless read tbh its silly stuff and the mc is SUCH an idiot #but the manga and everyone in it are fully fully aware she has nothing going on #so its fine lmao #its one of those 'i isekai-d into an otome game and now everyone loves ME instead of the heroine' kind #including the women. bi rights ig even tho they're clearly not endgame #not a fan of the fact that her fucking... adopted brother is an LI... #anyway its brainless. its silly fun #if you expect anything other than mindlessness i think u will b very disappointed

[blog-name-idk]

Everything Falls (Into Place) | 29

*Banner by the incredible @bangtansmauyeondan

Pairing: OT7 x Fem Reader

Genre: College!AU, Roommate!AU, Fluff, Humor, Smut

Summary: Your new roommates are unbearably nice and unbearably hot. Good thing you're an adult who is fully capable of platonic friendships with the opposite sex, right?

Word Count: 1526

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Jungkook Good morning, baby

You You're right next to me

Jungkook But you're texting back And I wanted to see you blush You're just so cute :) I love you

You I love you too Now put your phone away so I can show you how much

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Jimin Well I guess one date is enough for Jungkook's hands not to be "disgusting and unworthy"

Jin Technically not even before the date finished I'm the only gentleman here

Taehyung coughprudecough

Namjoon ?

Jimin Hyung be glad your room isn't up here

Hobi Jimin YOU of all people are complaining about the noise??? After the first night?

Namjoon Ooooohh I see

Jimin How dare he scold us When he got to take her out on a date wearing a FUCKING CHOKER

Jin Oh yeah That was Yeah

Yoongi wait what

Namjoon wait what

Hobi You're joking

Jin You mean choking? Ohohohoho

Jimin Shut up hyung

Jin How dare you I'm hilarious

Jimin She wouldn't even let me kiss her ughhhhhhhhhhhghghgh

Taehyung He's been bitching about it since yesterday Shut up Chim I'm trying to listen to our girl moan

Hobi Wait isn't that Kookie?

Taehyung Well I was still able to finish

Jin Did you really have to announce that to everyone?

Namjoon We're all going to hell

~~~~~

Jin Hey wifey <3

You Hey Jinnie <3 Thanks for waiting up for us last night! And for letting Kookie use your car, that was really nice of you

Jin Anything for my favorite girl

You Anyway, what's up?

Jin I made french toast

You !!!!

Jin So when you kids are done with your "activities" come down

You Hmmmmmm? What activities?

Jin You know exactly what I'm talking about

You I'm sorry, you'll have to elaborate :)

Jin Let me take you out tonight and maybe I'll show you after

You Sooo tempting, but I have plans sorry Maybe next time!

Jin You're killing me

You You snooze you lose babe And you snoozed

Jin Wait have you been teasing me because I wouldn't fuck you in my car?

You No Maybe

~~~~~

Hobi [Y/n]!

You Hello sunshine! :) What's up?

Hobi I can't believe I never actually asked you out properly Or took you anywhere

You It's fine! Things just kinda happened I'm not mad about it :)

Hobi No! I want to make it up to you Let's go somewhere fun soon!

You Haha okay It'll have to be after Jackson gets back though!

Hobi Okay! Is there anywhere you want to go in particular? My treat <3

You Oh actually! I've wanted to go that amusement park near us for like ever

Hobi Uh

You I love rollercoasters! I haven't been on one in so long

Hobi Okay, amusement park it is :)

You Wooooo I read that they have a new ride And it's now the second fastest in the country I can't wait!

Hobi What

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You Min Yoongi

Yoongi that is my name

You What's this flash drive on my desk about? It's not gonna give me some weird virus is it? Omg is it so you can watch me through my webcam?

Yoongi good idea actually

You Yoongi!

Yoongi it's a song

You Couldn't you just show me yourself?

Yoongi no

You Why not??

Yoongi i made it for you

You Awww are you embarrassed??

Yoongi no just too busy

You Mhmmm okay :) I'm gonna listen to it now!

Yoongi ok

You Omg

Yoongi ?

You Marry me, Min Yoongi

Yoongi bring the papers

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Taehyung Come keep me company at work It's so slow today :(

You Am I just your boredom relief? 🥺

Taehyung You know I just want any excuse to see you

You You are a dangerous man, Kim Taehyung

Taehyung Only for you, pretty girl

You Omg stop

Taehyung Aw are you flustered over text? Wish I could see that cute face in person

You I'm not flustered!

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Jimin She's totally flustered It's so cute

Taehyung :)

Jimin Wtf Kookie just swooped in and grabbed her to go do something

Taehyung :(

Jimin Did I tell you how fucking unfair it is that [y/n] wore a FUCKING CHOKER on her date with Kookie?

Taehyung Only like a hundred times Including the group chat You could have at least gotten a picture

Jimin She looked soooooooo sexy you don't even understand And then she just LEFT

Taehyung Chim you've complained to me so fucking much It's like you want ME to take care of it

Jimin Huh

Taehyung ?

Jimin I… have a boner?

Taehyung Huh Now I do too?

Jimin Well

Taehyung Well

~~~~~

You Hey Joonie?

Namjoon What's up?

You So Jackson comes home this weekend

Namjoon Did you hear that?

You ?

Namjoon That was the sound of my testicles retracting into my body

You Lmao why are you so terrified of my brother? Aren't you guys friends?

Namjoon Yes That's why I'm scared

You … Of my brother The one people call Wang Puppy

Namjoon You don't understand It's not your reproductive organs on the line

You Oh my god lol Come on, he's harmless

Namjoon To you!!

You Joonie come on

Namjoon Remember that one guy who kind of stalked you your freshman year?

You Wait we didn't know each other freshman year… How do you know about that? Are YOU a stalker?

Namjoon Hah hah I heard about it from Jackson before I knew you You know he transferred schools right

You Yeah, thank god So lucky

Namjoon Yeah uh Your brother might have had something to do with that

You Wait what

Namjoon You don't want to know the details

You I kind of do

Namjoon Your conscience is better off not knowing Suffice it to say There was… coercion involved

You I have so many questions

Namjoon Can we just leave it at that for now? It's wise to fear the wrath of a gentle man So let's please focus on the current issue? Which is keeping your favorite seven roommates alive

You Ugh fine but I'm not forgetting this So we have to figure out a way to tell him that I'm not with just one But all of you guys

Namjoon He's going to kill me Or at least castrate me

You Let me think of something okay? I'll protect you Joonie!

Namjoon God you're so cute I trust you to protect our future children

You Uh excuse me At least buy me dinner first before we talk about kids

Namjoon Oh fuck I didn't mean to say that out loud I mean type it out loud I mean type it to you I just

You Lol I'm messing with you Joonie I know you were just joking

Namjoon Haha yeah totally

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You So I know I forgot to send you a selfie But I swear I wore it!

Mina Hm What can you tell me to make me believe you

You Well I had to stop Jimin from seducing me before the date when he saw And Kookie DEFINITELY seemed to like it And when we got home Jin was staring somewhere between my eyes and my boobs so

Mina Lololololol I knew your boys had taste Alright I believe you

You Okay good I'm calling in that favor

Mina Bitch already?

You But you'll like it! Probably

Mina …

You It involves my brother

Mina Continue

You How are your feminine wiles?

Mina Are you asking me to seduce your brother?

You Maybe

Mina Why

You Maybe I just want my best friend and my brother to be happy together?

Mina Yes but I smell an ulterior motive

You Can't get anything past you Well I was planning on this anyway But recent events are forcing me to speed up

Mina Ohhh You're gonna break the news that you're getting plowed by seven guys

You Yeah, apparently Jackson is actually uh Very protective? Remember that dude who wouldn't leave me alone freshman year?

Mina Ugh fuck that guy

You Well according to Joonie My brother "coerced" him to transfer

Mina Oh shit That's fucking hot

You ANYWAY Joonie is scared they might get similarly Er Coerced

Mina Lmao it's a 7 on 1 and they're still scared? Makes your brother even sexier

You Ew So anyway my general idea is You come over before he can murder anyone And give him those sexy eyes you do

Mina Lol you really think that'll work on him?

You Probably? It's not like you ever tried on him I've never seen it fail I mean that look is enough to make me ditch my boys for you

Mina Aww love you too babe <3 So I'm going to distract your bro with something sexy And you're going to help me

You Yes

Mina Girl if it works I'll owe you two favors

You Hooray!!!! We can begin our evil plan when we get drinks tonight?

Mina 👍 Bringing any pokemon?

You I mean I should But it's also kind of cute seeing them panic Maybe we can keep their salvation a surprise

Mina Girl have I been rubbing off on you while they've been rubbing off in you?

You Why are you like this

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#bts x reader #bts fanfic #bts fluff #bts ot7 x reader #kim namjoon x reader #kim seokjin x reader #park jimin x reader #jeon jungkook x reader #min yoongi x reader #kim taehyung x reader #jung hoseok x reader

[dreaminginsteadofsleeping42]

So I finished reading Jane Eyre and god. I love that book so much. The last chapters might be some of the best. She’s like “I’m going away for maybe four days” to her cousins and the next they hear from her is a letter informing them she has married a man she has never mentioned to them before. And they’re like, “girl, good for you. Go get your problematic DILF.” Women supporting women. AND, her other cousin, the total bitch that is St John Rivers (wtf kind of name is that anyways) who was like “you must marry me. I don’t love you but you are made for labour not love. If you say no God hates you and you will go to hell etc etc” he was like “I’m going out of town and when I come back you must answer me about us being married” after she has repeatedly told him no, the next HE hears from her is a letter informing him she has married Rochester. I am dying laughing. And when Jane is walking back to Thronfield she’s like “what if I just run up and make out with Rochester when I see him? What then? I won’t haha BUT WHAT IF I DID” like in all seriousness she said “what then?” like she was some tumblr girlie shit posting. Amazing. Then when she finds out OG Mrs. Rochester has flung herself off the top of a burning building, she’s like “and died, right?” then basically turns into that James Corden wedding dress meme. THEN she gets herself over to Rochester’s house ASAP and completely girlbosses the situation beginning to end. She literally runs up the stairs to her room laughing after he asks her if she’d been living with any other men. Like, yas Jane go girl. Then the next day they go for a walk and she’s like “he sat down on a tree stump and I saw no reason why I shouldn’t sit on his knee.” Get it, girl. I’ll never forget one of my classmates, the same one who thought Poe and Rey would get together in the star war, say it was gross because it was a childlike position, sitting on his lap and I was trying to explain it was not like that it was with sexy purposeful intentions our girl Jane sat thus. Said classmate would do numbers on gen z Twitter. Anyways, while sitting on his lap, Jane lets Rochester think she’s going to marry her stupid ass cousin and he’s like “maybe you should get off my knee” and she’s like “nah I’m comfortable.” It’s what they deserve. Anyways what I like about Jane Eyre is that she gets exactly what SHE wants at the end, not what anyone else, including the concerned reader, thinks she should get or want or what is best for her. She really said “I want my problematic lying frankly weird and now destitute fella twenty years older than me, a nineteen year old” and got it and she still seems quite happy with the result ten years on so Godspeed Jane Eyre and fuck you St John who is like Mr Collins with brain cells.

#jane eyre

[lucasbarr]

Just finished Bees and yet again the Bree + Roger subplots are the least interesting to me but I’m glad we got more of William and of Ian and Rachel! It kinda dragged on a bit with the day-to-day monotony of the Ridge (which I usually like but this was a lot) but overall I enjoyed the book!

Major Spoilers under Read More

John Cinnamon is my new favorite character! He is such a sweet young man and I think I’m going to go back and read the Lord John series now too! Because it felt like I was missing something with the whole Percy subplot in MOBY + this book having not read it.

Like lowkey why is everyone other than Jaime and Claire’s immediate offspring (sans Willie) more interesting? Idk how Diana managed to create such an unlikeable little family unit with Brianna, Roger, and their kids (tho I do like Jeremiah, not so much Amanda) but such a rich supporting cast!

Also why give Brianna a heart condition if it’s just magically going to be fixed by her being pregnant?!

I will say though it’s interesting that Davy isn’t a time traveller like his siblings. Makes you wonder if Fergus (who I am also choosing to believe is La Comte’s son) is a traveller or not and what this means for Claire and her family. Also makes one wonder if Percy’s family that he married into or even Fergus himself might be one of her ancestors 👀

The Richardson subplot is…😬 Why would you make an abolitionist the main villian! Not to mention he has African American ancestry! Diana WTF? Your racism is showing in this book 🤦‍♀️ Not to mention the plot with Ulysses/Joseph Stevens… like Diana why???

I am also choosing to believe that Totis is Ian’s son! He is such a sweet addition to the household, even if the reasons were a bit strenuous in the book. Though I am also intrigued by the Jenny/Joseph Brant’s Uncle romance. Though I don’t know why Claire didn’t tell Jenny that the war would be over in a matter of months? 🤔

Makes me wonder why she’s decided to kill off Percy and what this means for the Percy & Fergus storyline.

And why in hell Hal want to see Ben! Like I was under the impression that Amaranthus was in cahoots with Ben and then she went to see him and saw him with a other woman which came out of nowhere. Honestly it would have been more interesting if she’d known and went be with him and left Trevor with the Willie and Lord John. Bye maybe the whole widow thing is a ruse and she lied about the other woman and maybe she is in on it?

Though it makes me wonder if Hal made the poison to poison Ben…

Like I wonder if William will take Amatanthus up on her offer and pass off his title and estates to their kid. Like obviously that’s what Ben did with her and why I thought that Amarantus was more involved with the plan than we saw (esp with her reaction when she went to see him) though I’m dubious about whether her account of the events is true or not.

I mean the way she brazenly suggested the plan that Ben had gone through with seemed suspicious to me!

I think Richardson is involved with Rob Cameron in some way and that the gold is going to come into play. Again, weird choice of villain with Richardson being an abolitionist but I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

And also WTF happen to Ulysses? Is he dead? I know Duncan was one of his men but like why didn’t you just tell him she was in Nova Scotia? Just be vague and then he might not have tried to ya know oust Jaime and that whole skirmish!

Like I want to see less filler (or just more with beloved characters like Lizzie!) and more streamlining from the editor on the major plot points!

Also WTF happened to Buck!

#outlander series #outlander book 9 #outlander book nine #outlander spoilers #outlander book #outlander #go tell the bees i am gone spoilers #go tell the bees #go tell the bees that i am gone #jaime fraser #claire fraser #claire beauchamp #brianna fraser #brianna randall #roger mackenzie #ian murray #rachel hunter #totis murray #Ian James Murray #Amanda MacKenzie #Mandy mackenzie #Jeremiah Mackenzie #amaranthus cowden #william ransom #lord john grey #john cinnamon #lord john series #jenny murray

[transboysokka]

Chris watches the muppet Christmas carol for the first time

full disclosure I have been imbibing alcohol as I tend to do for these things lol

I know this thing slaps and I actually have no idea how I’ve never seen this, I didn’t grow up in a particularly muppets-appreciating household I guess??

I don’t have the clearest memory of how the story goes aside from major plot points either so this should be fun

oh no someone’s being stolen

god my immediate reaction is we need more of these and we should just make a muppets version of every literature classic

Charles dickens, that guys gonzo right? I swear I know most of their names bc I watched Sesame Street as a kid

Right? All these guys are in Sesame Street?

ooooo the marleys, don’t remember the dead marleys, how intriguing

Ohhhhh it’s a MUSICAL?!?! the SMILE that just came across my face…

I know who plays Scrooge but I do love that we haven’t seen his face yet. Adds to the … worldbuilding? lol. And mystery

omg this is deep I’ve never considered Scrooge a victim of anything

I’m sorry I’m like five minutes into this and losing my mind at how much of a masterpiece this is

Ah face reveal. I’m sorry I’m like a huge Michael Caine stan

Wait what if he killed the marleys like as far as I remember that’s not what happened but WHAT IF HE DID

Okay real question is Scrooge canonically Jewish bc I’ve always had kind of an antisemitic caricature vibe about him which then would actually totally excuse his not celebrating Christmas

These bookkeepers are great

Fred lol

I do get an angry repressed gay vibe from Scrooge maybe he’s be less grumpy if he got a bf

Jacob and Robert Marley were OBVIOUSLY gay married and Scrooge wanted to be their third but never got up the guts to make it happen

Also they probably loved Christmas and so….

Okay I mean I see now that they are muppets and he is not so uh

I also see that they clearly do not love Christmas

What’s with the chains

Oh yeah I remember

Anyway yeah that scene w those guys was creepy

Where’s miss piggy, man ain’t she a muppet

I love the like narrator voyeurism going on

Omg tHIS GHOST IS CREEPY AF

It’s been a few minutes and I still don’t want to look at her

I’ve always been obsessed w how he did all this traveling in his nightie lol

His name is ebenezer so why do his school friends have such top-10 English names like Michael … more evidence for my theory…

Oh there’s a girl … yeah right…

“I love you” “you did once” OOF yeah he must be fully gay now I see the way he’s looking at her

I don’t care about this song at all move on please

And not a fan of old Scrooge singing with her

I’m sorry not to be heterophobic but this song seems to disrupt the whole vibe of the movie anyway

Next ghost is less creepy at least

I like the weird amusement Scrooge has about him

This song is good

The happiness Scrooge is slowly starting to show aww

this Santa Christmas ghost is definitely high off something

Oh yay Kermit cratchit is married to miss piggy. And their kids are so cute

God bless us, every one!

Wtf Santa’s all old now??

Lol remember having to start your life again every morning and dying every night

WTF WHY IS THIS NEXT GHOST SO SCARY TOO I’m starting to realize why my parents didn’t show this to me when I was a kid lol I was such a baby about creepy shit and STILL AM

And WTF IS THIS SPIDER THING idk if I like this movie so much anymore lol

Really love how accurate and faithful this is and it’s FOR KIDS/families

A Christmas Carol is actually about the journey of accepting one’s queer identity. In this essay I will

But it also really does feel like converting that poor Jewish man to Christmas-ianity omg I’ll have to check up on that

That turkey got a FAT ASS DAYUM

Buying the bookkeepers coal like I know they asked for it and it’s useful but it’s actually so funny

Fred’s wife looks 15 years old yikes

Why would Scrooge fuck w bob like that lmaooo

okay yeah that was cute though I’m glad I saw it

#text

[aspoonfuloffiction]

We truly are interested in that theory. Spill the beans pls!!!

*whispers* share ur theory

SPILL!!

What's the theory.......😫

Well now you got me curious lol. Why would kathony fans care what they decide to do with Polin next season?

What's your theory??? (On s3)

Would love to hear your Polin theory S3 😁

I want to hear your s3 Polin theory that will make certain parts of the fandom rage!

OK FINE

And this isn’t even all of them! But fine FINE I’ll tell you! But don’t blame me if its not as salacious as you’re expecting. But if people get mad at me I am blaming you people.

The single most unrealistic thing in season 2 more than anything else has always been that Portia “marry my daughter off to her cousin” Featherington would walk into a closed room, find her unmarried daughter alone with a man, and a Bridgerton no less, the exact Bridgerton that had slighted her family last season in fact, and not scream and demand they get married.

Even if the Bridgerton name wasn’t doing so hot at the time. Portia would not lose out a chance like that. Never.

So that has always been in the back of my head. And when I was trying to figure out how they’d tell Polin’s story without a massive time jump, while also addressing LW and Peneloise. The only thing I could come up with was a marriage of convenience. And it would tie into that kind of plot hole.

Either Penelope and Colin are found in another locked closed room, OR what I think is more likely is Penelope is outed as Lady Whistledown. Her writings and motivations are out there and Penelope at 19 is far past ruined. Colin now knowing that the LW that wrote the article that kept him from marrying Marina under false pretenses and “saved” (My opinions on the Marina situation are clear I think Penelope did the absolute wrong thing and should be held accountable for it but this is from Colin’s POV) him, offers to marry her. This is like episode 2/3 tops.

At first they are simply two friends in this weird quasi marriage that neither of them really know what to do with its very chaste seperate bedrooms situation. They’re young they literally just think they’re playing house. This is also where you seed in Penelope and Eloise’s relationship and how the show wants to try to fix it.

And during this you finally have Colin start to see Penelope as a woman and not Pen. They talk about writing and traveling over dinners, maybe he tells her about her travel journals. He’s shocked at how much he likes being around her. But Penelope has resigned herself to this loveless sham of a marriage. So she tries to make the best of it kind of trying to improve her life-being Mrs Bridgerton now she feels freer etc. And shes not really paying attention to Colin.

And so you have Colin in his “am I falling for my wife?” era famously from TVWLM for episodes 5-6. But he doesn’t think Penelope sees him as such so its just two people awkwardly trying not to tell the other that maybe they might not just want to be friends in a weird marriage. Until everything bubbles over they’re both like wtf and have sex. The carriage scene from the books even.

Episode 7 is them now trying to reconcile having had sex with still thinking the other doesn’t like them like that. But of them having enjoyed it aren’t sure how to cope and maybe they have sex again. Maybe even with a mirror? And now they’re like we are two friends who are married and have sex this is totally normal.

And then I think we bring the story to a close with some version of Colin, thinking Penelope is going to leave, or the Queen is going to punish her having decided that the social ostracism wasn’t enough, rushes in and as publicly as he said he would never dream to court Penelope Featherington. Tells Penelope Bridgerton he is in love with her in front of everyone.

Aaaaannnddd scene.

Do I think this will happen? No. My theories are always wrong. Literally you all saw my season two predictions post I was embarrassingly wrong. But its the only way that I could come up with to hit all the points with Polin that I think you need to for the story without the benefit of a buffer season 3.

It’s controversial because it borrows from the plot of TVWLM and crucially the part they cut for S2 that I think people miss the most. Its my favorite part of that book and why I loved Kanthony in the books but I know why that would not translate well on the show. Here I think it has a better chance.

But yeah thats it. Its not that crazy. But I hope yall are happy😂

#i fear you all think this is going to be something crazy…its not ✨that✨ crazy #bridgerton #asks #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #polin #rmb

[mlobsters]

supernatural s6e6 you can't handle the truth (teleplay: eric charmelo, nicole snyder; story: david reed, eric charmelo, nicole snyder)

SAM Well, it's a new, more caring administration.

😑

was biggerson's the place in the rabbit foot episode? that was more like chain diner. apparently the episode with famine and the restaurant was a biggerson's too

s3e3 bad day at black rock

i like that now dean is suspicious of sam, padalecki is getting more chance to be freaky. vibrating with excitement on getting the sister to spill the beans about the phonecall.

ookay. i dislike how regularly suicide is a plot device already. (but nic the people have to be dying somehow, just spicing up the mix) but this dude recounting SAing his friend's daughter as part of the case/plot/inducement to murder. really not a fan.

the first place with the cat calendar had some horn store, cursed brass instruments???

that man said the canadian/upper midwest sorry. i never know where they're supposed to be. oh, illinois.

CASTIEL You asked me to be here, and I came.

DEAN I -- I've been asking you to be here for days, you dick!

all right he said dick so vehemently, it made me laugh.

DEAN What happened to you, Cas? You used to be human, or at least like one. CASTIEL I'm at war. Certain... regrettable things are now required of me.

cas is going through it right now

what. is this set/lighting/angle/very fake news ladies

BARTENDER You okay?

DEAN No, not really.

me either, dude

so. the beginning of the episode, the things that people were saying were so horrible i thought for sure it was like... "truth" curse but it's actually people voicing all of your worst fears or whatever. which lined up with the dentist thing. but based on bobby and the bartender's reactions...

i don't understand why dean doesn't tell lisa about the whole was turning into a vampire thing to explain wtf happened with ben? it doesn't change the situation, but at least there would be an explanation - and probably help her make the decision about dean. i mean he really fucked up there, bringing himself into her house in that moment. ugh.

LISA You've got so much buried in there, and you push it down, and you push it down. Do you honestly think that you can go through life like that and not freak out? Just, what, drink half a fifth a night and you're good?

DEAN You knew what you signed up for. LISA Yeah. But I didn't expect Sam to come back. And I'm glad he's okay. I am. But the minute he walked through that door, I knew. It was over. You two have the most unhealthy, tangled-up, crazy thing I've ever seen. And as long as he's in your life, you're never gonna be happy. That came out so much harsher than I meant.

sometimes i feel like they back off on the making it weird brother situation, but they've been going for it textually lately.

desktop background update, a subdued all black.

so being soulless is a get out of speaking the truth card too, that's handy.

oh look it's the overly fake tv person! shoulda known.

aw now they're doing the meadow scene with both of them. with bonus concussions, corpses and blood pools.

twilight / s6e5

okay so this woman playing veritas is familiar, and she was in s1e21 listed as hospital receptionist and i'm like you know what i'm pretty sure i took a screenshot of her when i was watching that episode! because i got her mixed up with the brown haired girl dean was so invested in getting sam to hook up with in the previous town.

s1e21 - serinda swan

she was in ballers too, which i did watch.

ballers (2017) s3e4 ride and die - serinda swan as chloe

DEAN No. But what I'm good at... is slicing throats. I ain't a father. I'm a killer. And there's no changing that. I know that now.

VERITAS So, Sam walking back into your life must have been a relief. Hmm? Mallory to your Mickey. 

a) ouch, dean. we know him so yes of course more fuel for the self loathing fire b) mallory and mickey, of course. homicidal married couple from natural born killers. naturally. what'd i just say

okay so that answers some of my questions. sort of.

SAM Ever since I came back, I am a better hunter than I've ever been! Nothing scares me anymore! 'Cause I can't feel it. I don't know what's wrong with me. I think... I need help.

again i'm not clear what range of emotion he does have, but he was doing the puppy eyes and while i am surprised dean is beating him to a bloody pulp, i'm not surprised he decked him.

(wiki)

The tongue Veritas eats was made of sashimi grade tuna.(source)

very fancy for an edible prop!

#supernatural #spnwatch #spn 6x06 #serinda swan #ballers #hiky #spnhiky #eric charmelo #nicole snyder #david reed #robosam #twilight #spn desktop background update

[gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot]

Dragon age origins: Human Warrior

"I've never had this many evil choices during dialog... being human is terrible"

[Return to ostagar DLC]

"I was thinking 'why haven't I played this last time' and then I remembered this is a dlc"

"I hate that I cant log online on origins"

"Stop showing me flashbacks to the battle, I was there ish"

"I wish we could've found Duncan, and burned him too :( "

"What the fuck do you mean you 'disagree', Morrigan? Da heck is wrong with you"

"Omg the deserter prisoner is still in his cage"

[DLC done]

"Why was there just a drake wandering out here?"

"Oh my god, stopped again? Ugh"

"Yeeesss bleed out"

"Does all these spider webs remind me of the hobbit or Harry Potter? Both? Both."

"Killed the werewolves, got a random thing for a dalish woman put hunting for random werewolves... alright then"

"I want to tattoo the Grand Oak on me, with the stupid rhyming tree joke"

"I love him so much, ugh"

"I read a letter to the king from Arl Eamon, and he said that Anora was like 30 and getting too old for having kids, and that he should find a new wife to have kids with like- yooo wtf"

"Having Shale and Sten in the same party is so weird"

"dWARVEN CRAFT- buy dwARVEN CRAFT- direct from Orzammar... you wont find better"

"Meeting Alistair's sister, let's goo"

"Save first, always save first"

"Fun fact, his mom is actually an elf, was a warden, got cured, and then we meet her in Inquisition"

"UM?? ALISTAIR IS JUST LIKE, HES GONNA ASK ME SOMETHING WHAT"

"NERVOUS???? SIR WHAT??? AAAAA, YOOO IM MAKING HIM LIKE, UNABLE TO EXIST CUZ IM SO PRETTY OMG"

"Oh wow, the options are so good:

1. Oh? Thanks a lot.

2. Pull yourself together, will you?

3. That's very sweet.

4 I feel the same way

Like??? What's up with these replies??? Being human SUCKS"

"Nr 4"

"I'm such a catch- AAA HE LOVES ME SO MUCH, IM DYING"

"-but you're gonna be king :( - she says, as if that's not the end goal"

"I DO NOT WANT TO BREAK UP, BABY NO-"

"Saving saving saving, and then talk to him again"

"I've played 34 hours, damn"

"I named my human warrior for Anna, cuz it sounds like a royal name"

"??? ANOTHER SERIOUS CONVO??? SIR-"

"A HAJAHXGAKNAJAJAJSHSHAHHAHAKSKAKALA????? I FUCK I HI AHDBAKAHAHDKAB OKAY OKAY OKAY SIR ALRIGHTY MAN ALRIGHT HEY SO HM"

"Okay, okay, I'm calming downnnnnnnnnnn... okay phew ok, so, I was like '??excuse I am just a friend' but then the fucker dropped 'and I... love you' BITCH, SIR, MY HEARRRTTT"

"HE WENT FROM "your wish is my command" TYPE OF GREETING, AND NOW??? WE ARE FUCKING GOOD, HE JUST SAID 'SOMETHING YOU NEED, MY DEAR' HE CALLED ME DEAR, BITCH ITS LIKE WE'RE MARRIED AAAA LOVE THISSS"

"Kissing him<3"

"I'm not saying I don't love Zevran, but like 🥺"

"Saving saving, in case I say something bad"

Anna: Where do u see this going between us?

Alistair: Idk, but maybe if I'm king? Maybe we have to stop :( but I dont wanna think about it

Anna: I'll never let u go, bitch

Alistair: I sure fucking hope not

"More or less what happened"

"Let's go to bed, bby"

"Sten gets all of Cailan's armour"

Anna: its either YOU or ME, and it isnt gonna be me!

*whenever we approach danger*

Anna: my warden senses are tingling

"Being human is so weird"

"Remember to pickpocket your targets before killing them, that's how you get coin"

"Omg, I stabbed him in the throat, it went through, whoa"

"I asked Sten to knock someone out and he started to evil laugh, wtff"

Anna, fighting a thug: is it just me, or do you really think you have a chance?

"Damn, who is she"

"I accept all jobs, I dont care who or what I do, give me money"

"Wait, I'm of high ups blood, I should behave..... moneiiii"

"I just threatened the dude who stole Sten's sword, basically just 'break his bones' like damn"

"Doing the mage quest last"

#gaming #funny #relatable gaming thoughts #dragon age #dragon age origins

[khaleesiofalicante]

Holaaaa 👋🏼 ¿cómo estás Dani? ¿Cómo estuvo tu semana? What plans do you have for the weekend? Are you sufficiently hydrated?? What's your favorite Midnight song?

My week was pretty good, except that today I had to translate some documents from English to Spanish and as I started I noticed there were a lot of mistakes in the original text, so I thought to myself maybe they speak French (it was about Canadian immigration) and guess what??? I was translating something written by a Venezuelan 😒 I swear to you I wanted to flip a table... I was like "my brother why did you do this to me?" Write the shit in Spanish and translate it yourself homie... you have the skills 🤬 then I remembered how much I love money and kept my mouth shut but WTF????

Anyways...

The One with the Patrol

But the scars remained. They were imprinted deeper on some more than others.

I have them too 😭

She never ceased to amaze him.

Anjali es una diosa magnífica, la amo ♥️

“We should remove more than his sight,” Mark Blackthorn, head of the Alliance, grunted.

I agree... we should remove his skin with fire 🔥

“We should kill him!” someone yelled.

“What about his sister?” Julian Blackthorn asked. “Doesn’t she have the sight too?”

Drown her!!! 🤬

“Go David!” someone hooted.

Go David!!!!!! I love him and he is always right I will throw punches to those who disagree...

I just realized I'm a tad aggressive today 😒 I could try to control it but I don't want to...

But Alec couldn’t help but feel like having an elite group of guards for Idris was going to be more trouble in the long term.

Absolutely, they would turn vigilantes and then evil little bitches... I just know... 😌

Alec didn’t resist the smile this time.

Diego, my friend, Alec thought, how proud you must be.

“The mundane girl. Max’s friend,” Alec clarified. “You suggested that her sight should be removed. You are aware that Max is close with her?”

Oh he knows!! That's precisely the issue!!

Alec chuckled. God, this took him back. “I understand. But warlocks are protective of their relationships. Even the ones with those who are not good for them. I speak from experience, David. Talk to Max. Do not decide for him.”

Aww look at my twin!! I am love him...!! 🥰

Anjali’s dark eyes fixed on his blue ones. “I need you to speak to Hunter Devlin.”

Oh no... I don't like where this is going

And Nicolas Thorn was the oldest warlock alive. How cool was that?

And he is also my son 😌

“I can try,” David chuckled as he threw the kitchen towel over his shoulder and got to work.

Ok but... that is super hot, the towel thing is just 🤤🤤

Am I also extra horny right now?? 🤔

Selena had the weird urge to peer pressure David into getting married and having kids. Maybe her father was onto something. 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“You must learn how to heal yourself,” Nicolas said.

Oh no 😔 this is a premonition, isn’t it???

“Gabriel,” Nicolas said with a milky moustache. “Maybe the warlock you mentioned has a twin.”

Look at my son being extra cute and extra wise... I LOVE HIM!!!!!!

“You should have killed Rafael,” Mallory pointed out.

“I’m trying to play god,” Marcus smiled.

“I know just the shadowhunter for this,” Mallory grinned and jumped off the chair. “I’ll get you the blood.”

Don't you dare touch my Celery!!!! 🤬🤬🤬

Wait... that's what my son meant, right??

“Shopping,” she yelled over her shoulder. “I’m in the mood for celery.”

Noooooo 😮

“Max,” his father sighed. “Warlock math is not a joke.”

Regular math is no joke either it actually sucks all the happiness out of my life...

“Oh, my love,” the man sighed and pulled Max closer. “It’s alright. It’s alright.”

Can I get a hug?? 🥺

Bapak took a deep breath. “David is going to die. Your dad will die. Rafael will die. They are all going to die. Max. That’s our reality. I know it sucks. I’m not asking you to accept it or move on from it. But please, don’t try to change it. Don't try to change reality. It never ends well. Not for you. Not for David.”

This, this is everything... is beautiful, is profound, is inspiring, is heartbreaking, it's perfect 💚💚💚

Both forces gently clashed with each other, like a magical estuary.

Oh wow I just learned a new word, estuary 🙌🏼 I must find a way to use it in a conversation soon 😌

Rafael had told him to stay away from Mallory for the time being. Max hated it.

Hate it?? Maxwell she kissed you!!! Did you forget about that???? 😒 just listen to your brother 😒

The other warlock was probably asleep. It was the asscrack of dawn for crying out loud.

MAXWELL!!!! YOU PROMISED!!!!! GO BACK!!! Leave my son alone!!!

“Maxwell,” Nicolas Thorn said, looking wide awake. “You are late for your lesson.”

Nicolas you are grounded until this plot line pays out in something other that tears 😒

I no longer feel like I'm going to get hurt by this story... I am 100% sure that I will, I have absolute certainty that it will break me 😭

I can't wait 😌

Thank you Dani, I am love you 💚💚💚💚💚

OMG ALEX YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING MOOD ISTG.

I totally get your point about translations because I do them too and I just hate them so much but I also wanted to do it properly skdfnskj I just hate the amount of energy it takes to translate documents.

But yes i love money too 😎

My weekend was very meh. I had a family thing today so my home was crowded and loud and i didn't like it :( but i have the house to myself tomorrow and i am planning to go out for a movie and dinner with my friend so yay

AND YOUR REACTIONS CRACKED ME UP AS ALWAYS LMAO. Also you really channelled your twin and became the the angry/horny combo this time lol jsdfnksn.

LOVE YOU!

#lbaf

[ariaisabitch]

ALRIGHT LOVE IS BLIND REACTIONS AGAIN

idk i did these last season and got a lot of notes from it so. Time for a single lesbian to judge a bunch of random straight people!!

S3 Ep2

I did episode one but then tumblr crashed and i lost it all and no way in hell am I re-typing all of that. Just know that I already dislike Cole and am feeling antsy with uhhh whatever his name is. The dude in the first couple. Ok anyways onto the reactions ig.

BRENNON. His name is Brennon. Idk I feel like he's gonna react badly to Alexa (probably cause i'm plus size as well and have that same fear LMAO)

MAN'S WHISPERED "Yes!" under his breath when he saw her, nvm.

Awww ok they're kinda cute. They're like the awkward couple, but they're awkward together. Love that.

HES JUST STARING AT HER AS SHES SPEAKING OK NVM ALL DOUBTS ARE GONE. Why can't I find me a girl like that. This show is so rude.

oh yeah this girl got rejected twice in the same day. Ouch. I mean, I understand their sides cause why would you marry someone when they can't decide what they want? Like this show is literally speed dating x10000000. But also I understand her want to find someone to love her, I just don't think it would be on this show of all things.

YO THIS DUDE GOT MARRIED AT 18 FOR 8 YEARS? AND THEY BROKE UP? FUCKING OUCH. Holy shit. Give this man a massive ass hug.

Ok, she's literally just gonna go to her third choice? This feels like another Jess situation ngl. This shit happens every season omg.

(yet i eat it up everytime)

Yo, Nancy is so fucking beautiful, man. Like holy shit.

Andrew gives me douche vibes. Just the way he holds himself. Dude has barely talked yet and i'm like "nope. ew" he's literally bragging about traveling and cars and shit dude.

Nvm, man's just dropped some really deep shit. Wtf. Where tf did that come from? the casual sip afterwards

I know she did not just basically call this man humble.

Bartise is giving me bad vibes. Like he hasn't necessarily done anything that bad yet, but he just feels off. Idk.

Raven is so gorgeous too. Weren't these the two that randomly started working out on the first date? I forget. oh wait she said she was insecure about something, i missed it.

Honestly, I think the Bartise feeling i have is just his voice. I just really don't like his voice LOL

She's just pacing around in a circle, and she keeps looking directly into the camera and it's fuckin hilarious omg. Girl is just doing hip thrusts as he tells a story.. Dude this girl.. LMAO He's opening up and she's just doin jumping jacks.

LMFAO HE HEARD HER WORKING OUT, THATS GREAT. Aww i kinda feel bad for him now.

SK's voice on the other hand, is so smooth. I could listen to this man read me audio books bro. YOO HIS PARENTS ARE POLY?? Omg this man is an absolute sweetheart. I like SK way more LOL. He's so nice about everything.

HOLY SHIT WAIT COLE

HE LOOKS LIKE AMBER AND BARNETTS KID

I KID YOU NOT

He annoys me so fucking much tho omg. I feel like he's trying to be quirky hyper, but he's just annoying hyper.

Zanab is great as well. They're all so nice this season and then the dudes are shit. Except for SK and- why tf is he crying? is he fake crying or just? cause both are incredibly weird. He's fake crying... wtf. Anyways. Except for SK and Brennon.

THEY DATED FOR A FEW MONTHS, GOT MARRIED, AND SHE LEFT HIM IN A FEW MONTHS AFTER THAT? Girl nah, that's a red flag in itself. There's a reason that girl left.

dude just casually asked her to be his girlfriend. He's like the fucking couch steve impersonator from last season that dated natalie.

Colleen and Matt. Forgot about him. Why do so many men have southern accents here? I think it's like two actually. Oh wtf, I blanked out and now he's talking about getting cheated on. Ok, but that situation actually does suck ass.

LMAO RAVEN JUST STOPPED AND STARED AT IT. Can she say no, man? Like, if he's about to propose let's just say no. SHES JUST EATING CHIPS WHILE HES ABOUT TO PROPOSE. Honestly, I don't feel sorry for him ngl. He sounds like a prick rn. LMFAO HER FACE OMG THATS AMAZING.

"I go out there looking for girls that make me feel better" absolutely not.

LMAO THIS GIRL. SHES AMAZING. Raven has been picked as my favorite this season. Absolutely love her. Queen.

I KNOWWW HES NOT TALKING SHIT ABOUT RAVEN. LMAOOOO he calls raven obviously very attractive and SK is like "She's very smart! 😁" he's adorable.

Bro Nancy is just picking the douchebags. Like Andrew needs to be humbled, and Bartise needs someone to smack sense into him.

Nancy is so cute, girl I need you to run. Rip those heels off and full on quarterback run outta there.

Wtf is this? Silent disco? That's not random at all. Literally where tf did that come from.

"I wouldn't want it any other way, I want love in your way" this man..

Cole is a literal child omg

i can't believe she said yes. Well i mean i understand it, but me, personally. Absolutely not.

Matt, that "me too" was not convincing at all

AWWW YEAH SK IS PROPOSING

Her pacing around the room is such a mood

SHE DID NOT JUST SAY "YES SIR" LMAOOO

"Husband material" girl.... be honest...

"i couldn't see myself being with zanab" yeah cause you got rejected by your number one. Rightfully so.

ok i did not need to hear her moan

"has bigger boobs than i expected" bruhhhh

ok that's enough kissing... ok...

i feel like nancy's gonna pick baurtise and it makes me anxious

I don't think Andrew's amazing, but he's better than baurtise.

#love is blind #love is blind season 3 #twitch #reactions #spoilers

[daensa]

What is the show doing wrong? I was pleasantly suprised when I started hotd, but now it's 👎

generally speaking, for me there has been 2 major issues: (1) the pacing and (2) the unbalanced sides.

(1) the show has had 8 eps that tried to cover 20 years worth of story. that's an insane amount of time to squish into one season. the pacing has been suffering a lot trying to make so much happen in such little time, which has hurt every single character in the show.

i have mentioned before that i think this season should have been split into two. the end of the season should have been with rhaenyra marrying laenor: allowing a good chunk of time to develop the velaryons (especially laena and laenor who barely got screentime), more of rhae royce, more of viserys and daemon, the night of aegon's birth and how that changed court for rhaenyra, and just overall explored all the characters without rushing

then s2 could have been stretched out to end with u know viserys dies + green council + shit hits the fan. it would have given time to develop all the green and black kids, establish relationships between each other, show daemon/laena and rhaenyra/harwin, and the development of daemyra through a longer period of time than just. 12 hours after a funeral

(2) i also think the show struggled to be the filled with 'grey characters' like it promised. i have seen some people say that they don't think alicent has been treated with respect, not giving her and the greens a lot of 'sympathetic' moments. while i think its true for her children, i think alicent has been balanced enough and the people failing to sympathize with her are crazy stans who could see go through basically anything on screen and still call it justice for the sake of stanning.

i think the bigger issue comes from the blacks side, which has been unbalanced in terms of 'greyness' compared to the greens. the show is very clearly raising rhaenyra as the protagonist and gave her the 21st century period drama lead girlboss treatment - rhaenyra reflects opinions and morals of our modern understanding that look out of place in a medieval inspired show (i could rant about this for days alone). her actions become way more likeable for the general audience, and make it so she is someone they can cheer for. it's a weird choice since they were so proud of making a 'grey show' and now it feels like house of the blacks, and the greens just looks like the only evil assholes. it's sad really. bc the blacks begin to fall as boring compared to the greens, who allowerd to stir shit and plot and scheme, which is way more fun to watch.

i think a lot could have worked better with a slower pacing. one of the most wtf moments for me so far was laenor leaving, which only had a few mins of screentime to be resolved. i think in a slower paced show, that could have been a separate eps from laena's funeral. as daemon and rhaenyra reconnect, they begin to plot how they could come to get married. i think the show was settled on making laenor live to avoid the 'kill your gays' accusation, so i am would forgive them to try to write him off instead. but then... make it realistic. why would laenor leave his mourning family and children he loves? make rhaenyra and daemon force his hand, show a darker side of her and her love for daemon. show them having to deal with the fact they killed an innocent man to take laenor's place, that they had to look for a man who looked like him in the streets to pass as his corpse. and show laenor struggling. show him struggling being forced to leave his family.

that's just one example. but there is much more that could have been improved in the show if they. had more time to make it greyer.

#captolianposting #thanks luv <33

[wildernessuntothemselves]

i would be lying if i said that the rage i felt in this episode is not real. why the &$*> did everyone could be so HfjfjdjhOqhduckdm, why are they asking those question like "do you love him?" Or "do taehyun even love you?" Wtf?????? The answer is yes you noisy ass. Jesus Christ, the audacity some of them have.

Kai baby, i know what you are feeling and doing but i will haunt your ass in sleep and make you feel guilty your whole life. Honey, you do act like a twelve years old and *smack kai's head* i would do it again. Open your eyes honey, COME ONNN! what if your brother really died in this whole shi^#& mind game and you were the lord then wtf would you do to your people and everything?

I lowkey want another female character appeared yk, like strong female knight or a powerful duchess or a female lord or sth ( like this👩‍🔧👩‍⚖️👩‍🎓👩‍🏫👩‍🍳👩‍💼👩‍🔬👩‍🏭👩‍🌾👩‍💼👩‍🔬👩‍💼👩‍💻👩‍🎤👩‍🎨👩‍✈️👩‍🚀👩‍🚒👮‍♀️🕵‍♀️💂‍♀️👷‍♀️👸🧕👳‍♀️🤵‍♀️👰‍♀️🤶🧙‍♀️🦸‍♀️🦹‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧝‍♀️🧞‍♀️🧟‍♀️👩‍🦽👩‍🦯👩‍🦼💃🏌‍♀️🧗‍♀️🤾‍♀️🏋‍♀️🤽‍♀️🚵‍♀️🧘‍♀️). We need a strong figure in order to open these idiots' eyes, idc if they are evil or have tentacles come from their ass or sth but i need it, physically strong or critical smart mind or both (better), having the upper hand and is untouchable, or better, a widow who kills her ex and old ass husband to get the throne or a thief living on the streets his whole life. Idc who but i would gladly call her mommy, plsssss. MOMMY, COME AND SHOW MY LIFE YOUR BEAUTIFUL AURA, MOMMYYYYY!!!

I strongly believe that the oc and beomgyu are the one who starts this shit should be the one who ends this. Like who would clean this opera soap you are playing in? Huh huh? Correct! No one, no one, don't fu&$>×* raise your hands, people, f$^* off. And you, the oc, you and i aren't the same person. But you have done a good job, keep fighting and don't hold back, i have trust in you. You better don't let me down, miss oc. This is not a threat, this is a order.🙄

Lord taehyun........... um you are fine. Still being my favorite ppl don't worry. But you and your brother have one thing in common that is stubborness. And i..... whatever, you are great, babe and STOP suppress you feeling. Fuck taehyun has replaced huening kai as a bias wrecker lately, i am OT5 bias lmao. It's okay if the oc left you tyun, you had been amazing so far and it is not your fault *kiss kiss*

beomgyu and wonyoung 🤡🙄🙄🙄 stop with the manipulate game, you weak loyalty. No one care ok, this world isn't circling around you, babe. And you, beomgyu, sleep with one eye open okay or i would ^#*$*=^$^$;&#;$,$*>#. You know what i am talking about right 😊☺️. And maybe your orange juice would taste weird but enjoy it honey, i pour bleach and mercury into it with love, hoes. Look, i love you two but things would have been better if you just killed your father and older brother instead of being a angsty teenager and marrying my lovely princess. Dumb bit&#(.

Pls, i could never do that. Sike, i would and happily do it with my bare hands. 😼

isn't it plausible to the oc to finally stand up and get shit done by herself like babe, i do think it is somewhat your fault (like 0,00000000001%) that we are stucking in this rabbit hole. Honey, it is okay to fail. You are mistaken with what you want and what you need. Now that's why i told people to not date if they aren't getting over their exs or still having troubles with relationships. Since everything is so rush so it is reasonable for her to feel empty with her whacked wedding and constantly have to put up with kai's and taehyun's attitude. My anger issues could never again. These two shouldn't have a wedding going on with those problems 🤦‍♀️ like bad decisions why would you think that mad man would n't kill his family honey, you saw the signs, and you even have to hold him back a few times already isn't it? Yo? What the..... i think our girl is potentially destined to get dicks but no love in the end. She would hold the knife to her throat to threaten beomgyu or some shit like that, then proceed to live away from everything, leaving our two boys heartbroken (i want that since she finally has something that she can control, her last dignity lmao).

anyways, hope my author darling is doing okay. YOU ARE SO TALENTED THAT I WANNA UNALIVE MYSELF (joke, don't worry). Take some break and drink water, darling. You did a great job. Love you <3

-Iv :)

I love how you called it episode 😂 it was probably a mistake but I love it 😂

If it's yes then he needs to say it 😤 making oc look bad in front of her ex's sister

But kai's doing it to save his brother 😭 he's childish about it but he's just dumb. But yes we need some mommy milf warrior to come sweep oc off her feet and save us from this bullshit

*taehyun raising his hand* *lv anon pointing a gun at him* put your hand down clown. But yes oc needs to murder suicide this bitch at this point.

But tyun did do wrong things okay 😤 i know he's broken but he still isn't helping by being so cold and distant

She had to move on because that was her ticket out of gyuland 😭 and tyun didn't think gyu would actually go through with it. He kept telling oc don't worry about it baby it's all good he won’t harm them then BOOM

Sadly oc can't live without her men. She NEEDS love. That's what got her into this mess in the first place 😔

#thank you babe #loved this slightly manic feedback 😂 #i feel ya #mort talks #yamqn #lv :) anon

[fkyumerica]

Fri 5:23 PM

https://www.tube.com/shorts/m3YoFKuySJU one was under it when it spin around

The girls beautiful

last one they would be it

 and gay too

 they only let shit in

 didnt lock the door

 and unlock it

 make em drink

 bar tender

 now i work in school and barf inject alcohol in them

 anyone

 students

yea

 their little leagues kept people of work places talking to each other

 what sports stars now

 still dont care

to work a job

 people could ice skate and jog around the track

 see giants running and shoot them

 talk with people in the parking lot

 shoot the blacks watching it

 lphs

 lincoln park high school

https://www.tube.com/watch?v=_a8VfTrv2zg they are still alive, England, big ben is where he is in

WHAT IF THERE'S A HIDDEN CITY UNDERNEATH THE EASTER ISLAND STATUES?

 get the alcohol from it

 its their piss

 giants

then they cant move and look like the same women

 so do the men

 and drag

 i will start it

  fucked up goodbye

https://www.tube.com/shorts/xQDb5bjewHI agent orange pregnancy, nerf football

Golden Retriever Thought The Baby Stuff Was For Him | The Dodo #thedodoanimals #dog

 from an infant

 goes outside pregnant, the same

 grandma would buy food for her

Chucky's Untold Stories | EP03: Unveiling The Weakness of Chucky

 we filmed some

 annabelle was pinocchio

 and jester

 hand me downs were it

 next mate

 chucky gets it next

 the it clown is him

 wayne threw him 15 times to kill him

 from kathy when they wentt back together

 after she mated with elizabeth bell/jake mcpartlin

 hi ho silver

 jake married jake/cocoums family

they get pregnant with two remember

jeffery got cheryl pregnant then on the side emily, then jeffery got emily pregnant with dennis rodman

first to see if dennis rodman could mate with emily no then he mates with cheryl no then he mates with me no

they kept saying it till they turned it into english

liquid fermaldohyde the dolls

to make them one

then blow fire to make it come aback

and its just another husband who comes in the house too

and wife, fuck fuck mate mate fuck fuck mate mate

and the husband fuck fuck

to see how much they can endure, and when to leavehim

can only go to that

men were to put their daughters on the beach to die

bigger than her went to it

https://www.tube.com/watch?v=ZvXiABhkRr8 get everyones garbage with me

For 5 Years, A Ghost Has Taken Care Of 2 Girls As Her Children

now tin foil it now mercury it

smackle

pops

let it out chris

as plastic

burn it with rs again

soothe it

calm it down

reject it

tinsel it

that is waynes dad

those were the twin girls at school

guy down the street old man

if  dont like em i'll fight  on that one

now come with me nice girls

there are constant slams in this house people are insane

he wont come over till he gets two kids then he leaves

thinks he is coming at her

isnt

those are her kids

the dog said it

use one to electrocute the fence then he is the wondergirl after

im so sad wtf

now work out

whoa

Fri 6:08 PM

jackay was meghan

and her mother was lori the fast times at ridgemont high football player

and jake

im laughing

he did my hair?

https://www.tube.com/watch?v=AWsPyPDaMcw and cheryl went with him

13 day old Dalmatian puppies

see the weird collars

they made dogs to sell

to make a living

 and knock her off her ass to know what easter island is

 make what she saw go white

 foggy

 and they are turned on

 not me

 by being 4 and a giant is here i can fuck up my parents and leave

 meghan was her daughter with mark and she left

 mike

 dim

 what are they doing paying them with dog money woof

 and clamp each thing married her inbred

10:24 AM

show me a whale getting fucked

https://www.tube.com/watch?v=6r5xrCXXxZA hahahahahahaa

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Lets see what this Anime will bring us aside from... books XD

Its episode one and I have to admit that I am a sucker for medieval settings XD Romanticized ones, that is ^^'

Lucky, lucky girl. She got married to a boy like you... *sings* Achem. Sorry. This song is stuck in my head for months now and it seems to be so fitting, given that I know she is becoming the wife of the freaking heir to the throne. (And he is even handsome!)

On an unrelated note... is it just me or are all princes (good and evil alike) in the Animes these past years blond? O.o

Do you think it is wise to tell her that? It sound really unromantic ^^'

I didn't expect it to start out like this, to be honest.

Can you even promise her that? As your fiancée she will become the next queen and I hardly doubt that will give her much free time to read books.

The start of this anime feels slightly rushed and underwhelming at the moment. I hope they pick up the pace and excitement soon.

One year has passed already in like 10 minutes or so and only now we finally met some of the side characters.

Also... she is the future Queen and yet she got asked to deliver books to someone? WTF?!

Forgive me. The Anime made it look like it was just one year, but its been freaking four. Four damn years and they still aren't married or have come any closer. For a first episode that feels so rushed that is a really slow progress XD

Lucky us, it seems like the characters actually have a character XD Seriously, for a moment I was worried we would be mostly watching Elliana read books with our princes just doing his work in the same room. But I guess we will be a bit entertained at least by the mans supporting him XD

I agree that it feels like he is putting her to the side. Its no wonder she believes she is only a fiance in name only, given that after even 4 years there is no such thing as progress in their relationship.

Something is off but everything is so rushed that I have no clue what is going on, I can barely follow.

Oh look! We are getting the Shojo backgrounds out XD But this is such a weird switch in tone. Everyone was rather cold to her lately and he comes and gifts her a book she was looking for, all happy and smiling, like nothing is going on.

The Episode is basically over and only now we've reached the part from the start of this episode and... it actually feels like nothing worth of note has happened. Also... the fact that it looks like the prince could possible have fallen for someone else isn't really something bothering me as a viewer right now as we hardly saw any emotional connection between him and Elliana here.

Oh... she is crying now. I guess alonge the way she did develop feelings for him... just... without the Anime showing us much of it ^^'

The first episode was... not very good to be honest. Lets hope it gets better.

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okay fuck it, twilight breaking dawn part 1 I guess

(for the first time ever)

ok fuck I’m really in it now here goes breaking dawn part 1 I guess

I HATE breaking up movies (especially book movies) into 2 parts like just bc Harry Potter did it for a 1000-page book doesn’t mean EVERYONE has to for money now…

Anyway starting strong w another corny quote from Bella

K Jacob couldn’t keep his shirt on gif one second

Bella and Alice girlfriends and comphet already yesss

Getting married SO young it makes so much sense now that I know the author is Mormon lol

Just bc this is normal where I grew up doesn’t mean I like it

Edward looks slightly less weird in this one I think

Omg what hasn’t he told her was he engaged before he turned into a vampire or something

Ohhhhhh juicy

Ok but he is waiting until the last possible moment to tell her this which DOES line up w the rest of his shady personality

Can’t believe this is the 4th movie and my opinion about him still hasn’t changed

So anyway does her dad know about any of this yet or

I’m SORRY I’m still HUNG UP ON getting married SO YOUNG like I know Tom of people who have done it but like these are children???

Tacky af of everyone to wear white to her wedding

Oh it’s a dream. Still. My point stands.

Are we gonna find out in this movie why she’s so special and vampire powers don’t work on her?

I’m starting to think her wild dreams mean something in the same way Alice sees stuff

Rosalie did her hair? Are we sure? Oh I see the back okay fair

I gotta know the budget of this wedding damn

Jessica is the GOAT of this whole series though she says everything exactly like it is

Anyway I just gotta say that I’m perpetually annoyed by the selfishness and stupidity of Bella wanting to throw her life away to be a vampire on purpose

Was that the author again

I hope this wedding scene isn’t too long I’ll be so bored

Oh you KNOW the 2011 fangirlies were losing their MINDS at this in theatres

More shitty soundtrack choices. Oh never mind this is the same song as the end of the first movie. Still sucks though

So are the werewolves and vampires like… good with each other now?

Does Jacobs dad have a problem with Charlie of something

Whoever this Irina is she needs to chill tf out

These speeches are sooo gd awkward. Very realistic

I do like how cool Edward is with Bella’s friendship with Jacob. Kind of ooc for him lol

I just KNOW Bella’s gonna talk to Edward like “ok I married you now make me a vampire” and he’s gonna be like “mmmm not yet”

Wtf why doesn’t he think they can have a honeymoon??

Is vampire dick like super dangerous for humans or something lol

They’re going to rio lol?? How fuckin random??

Wtf Carlisle just like. HAS Brazilian islands to give away??

Okay so they’re finally gonna fuck I guess but I HOPE I don’t have to see it, I CANNOT explain how much I am NOT invested in this straight couple…

I completely just dissociated for most of that but DID HE JUST BREAK THE BED LMFAO

Glad she’s having a good honeymoon but I’m bored af

Oh shit oh man lol he’s like “I bruised you I’m so sorry” but it’s apparently her kink what is going on???

Bro is she pregnant already lol

Wow it must grow like exponentially fast if something

I must be missing something bc I still don’t know why this is like a big deal?

Ohhhh what if they have to turn her so their creepy baby doesn’t kill her

Do they have a private jet or something wtf

Lol why would she call Rosalie of all people

What’s going onnnnn why’s Charlie at jacobs house???

I still don’t know if Charlie knows about the vampires??? I’m guess no??

Ok so Jacob thinks Bella is a vampire now?

Idk why this is all a bit confusing to me

I know he’s gonna see her and she’s gonna have the biggest baby bump

WHY is this a PROBLEM chill Jacob

Ok so is Bella carrying the vampire messiah or Antichrist or something

And now it’ll be hard to make her a vampire?? Bro I feel like I’ve skipped an entire movie

Edward is sooooo dramatic now if Bella dies he wants to die too??? CAN EVERYONE CALM DOWN??

And yeah what’s going on w bella and Rosalie

Teen mom Bella I’m so sorry ur going through this

So yeah doesn’t Jacob fall in love with this baby or something lol

Anyway this baby thing seems like something the valtori or whatever should be involved in

It grows so fast she’s probably gonna be giving birth next week

Jacob almost getting hit by a car lmao

Okayyyyy the werewolves are so extreme now too

This werewolf scene is soooo warrior cats coded (I know nothing about warrior cats maybe it isn’t)

Nice to see Jacob wearing so many more clothes this movie

I’ve had Seth for 5 minutes and I’d already die for him

The Cullens house is so…. Ugly…

We Stan Leah too

Werewolf civil war??

Leah deserves a gf I’m rooting for u girl

What a weird ass yahoo search for Edward

WAIT they name the baby renesmee right?? I’m JUST realizing it’s a combo of Edwards mom and Bella’s moms names that’s cool

I feel so bad Bella is gonna have this baby and Edward isn’t gonna want it at all

Did this book really need to be two movies bc the pacing of this one so far seems too slow

Also very fanficy

Does Charlie have a girlfriend now isn’t that random and sudden

So Edward says the baby is a human?? Then wtf is up with this wild ass pregnancy

Damn I really wish I could see anything in these dark scenes

That’s NOT how I thought renesmee was pronounced lol

Wtffffff did she just BREAK her BACK JESUS CHRIST

Did EDWARD JUST BITE THE BABY OUT WHAT IS HAPPENING

Lollll he was too happy about the baby and Bella just died lmfao

I’m way more okay with her being a vampire if she was gonna die anyway, not if she was gonna be a whiny ass baby about wanting to be special

But anyway yeah really not sure how she’s gonna come back from that one, or how they’ll explain it

Maybe the reason she’s still dead is bc Edwards compressions suck so bad

Stop just biting her everywhere eww

We really don’t need the like molecular animation of it all we get it

Idk why but I’m not completely trusting Rosalie with that baby

Do we know the baby is human btw

Why wouldn’t she have told her parents she was pregnant btw like she could have just pretended she had been for a while

Ohhhh jacobs gonna commit baby use but accidentally fall in love while doing it lmfao

Oh NOOOOOOOO that’s so fucked uppppppp they couldn’t have waited until she was like a little older at least?????

Oh NOW Edward calls for help lolol

Like she’s been dead a while stop being in denial

Is Edward bothered AT ALL that his enemy is in love with his infant daughter lololol

Ready for this bad CGI gauntness to go away though

Oh they really just added in some cgi airbrushing and PALENESS lol vampire skin

All three flashbacks are also unnecessary tbh

okay for some reason I knew about the shot of her opening her eyes all vampy as the very end of this movie

Yeah so that was partially very boring but mostly just a LOT of VERY INTERESTING developments

I still think splitting movies into two halves is very jarring and disorienting for plot and story reasons but at least for this one it KINDA works???

Thank god there’s only one of these left

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