#markl michael

[tossawary]

Thinking about the family arrangements of the "Howl's Moving Castle" film, specifically the question of where Markl (Howl's young apprentice) (pretty different from the Michael of the books) comes from... I do like the idea that Howl essentially took in an orphaned child whom he found on the street or something, because I like seeing adopted families. They're cool. It's cute.

Or maybe there was some complicated situation (curses, spells, adventures, oh my) with Markl's parents? Who can't care for him or can't be trusted to care for him, but they're still out there? If you want to get into the "messy bio family situation" side of adoption issues.

While thinking about this, my brain took a leap to the side and asked, "Even if I really don't like a 'Howl and Markl are biological family' angle on this, is there a way to pull that off?" In the books, Howl performs several extended courtships of beautiful women, so I suppose that you could just go with him having accidentally had a child with one of his exes or something. Easy enough. I still prefer the adoption of an orphan route.

And then I thought, "WAIT. If Howl has a reputation for seducing women, eating hearts, and then running off, then it would be really easy for some young girl with an unwanted pregnancy to CLAIM to her unhappy parents that the wandering Wizard Howl fathered her child." So then Howl could get saddled with a small child dumped on his doorstep and told to take responsibility as a father, even though he's never met this woman in his life!

And I thought that sounded like a really funny balance between the ambiguous situation of the movie and the style of humor of the books. That sounds like a Wynne-Jonesian situation to me! Sophie has to wrestle with her admiration that Howl selflessly took in this poor, unwanted child (Markl) and is raising him as best as he's able (for a given value of "best"), and also wrestle with her annoyance that Howl's reputation as a flirt is such a fucking mess that he has a "bastard" child who isn't even actually his bio kid.

Even funnier bonus interpretations / directions for this, in my opinion: (1) Howl is a trans man and is physically incapable of knocking anyone up without magic being involved. (Sophie and Howl have a kid in the books named Morgan.) The girl making the claim did not know this and Howl did not enlighten anyone.

(2) If it happened once (a girl successfully claiming that Howl is the father of her unwanted child despite never having met him), then it can happen again! Sophie knows Howl didn't cheat on her, but she's still not impressed by this mess. (Maybe this is where Morgan comes from in this AU.)

#tossawary hmc #howl pendragon #sophie hatter #markl michael #fic ideas

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

I'm sorry to share, but this must be documented.

Rachel Meghan Markle is truly the spawn of satan. She's a wicked creature who seeks to kill, steal & destroy her victims when they are most vulnerable.

Something bad must be on the horizon for The Meghans. First they wheel out Markus Anderson, and now their most desperate move is to publicly resurrect the fake affair rumors started by MEgain 5 years ago. She wanted to cover up her partaying at Soho House Amsterdam (fake preggers), while simultaneously blackmailing the BRF into "supporting her in the press."

Epstein Island's Stephen Colbert has confirmed (again) that the cabal owns him. He was obviously "forced" to publicly suggest that "Kate Middleton is missing" bc William & Catherine are having marital problems. There was no "joke," just a lie.

Harry if you are reading this: what an absolute disgrace you have become. A traitor to your mother, father, brother & country.

First we watched Colbert push the Spare Us book of lies, including the "Wills beat me up & broke my necklace lie." Now Sparry has inspired the suckit sewer megbots to attack 2 innocent families. Colbert used Omit's fake headlines from Yahoo News to "confirm" the affair. What a miserable black soul Stephen Colbert embodies. Just another weak compromised puppet for the elites.

Megbots have such low IQs. They steal the art designed to portray their mistress and desperately try to make it fit Catherine🤡🤦‍♂️

Michael Cole won't shut up. He continues to manufacture ridiculous content using Catherine's name just to stir up the megbots. It's in the GB News comments that we see Meghan desperate to get the talking heads to mention the "rumored affair."

From the Sussex Sewer

The people are fed up with Michael Cole, Piers & every other media bully

GB News attempting to pivot from "Kate" by bringing on Dr Carole Lieberman. Too late.

#epstein didn't kill himself #media vultures #gb news #retire michael cole #meghan markle sussex is a bully #stephen colbert #meghan markle #prince harry #markus anderson #misan harriman #Clinton Crime Family #Rachel Handler #soho house #prince sparry is a bully #The Meghans are Megaliars #Epstein Island has strange bedfellows #bbc #retire piers morgan #meghan markle sussex is a FRAUD not a feminist #blackmail

[chelshiart]

what we do in the moving castle ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

#howl's moving castle #diana wynne jones #studio ghibli #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #howl jenkins pendragon #sophie hatter #calcifer #michael fisher #markl howl's moving castle #hehehheheheh

[theiconicmeghanmarkle]

Prince Harry & Michael Bublé

Meghan & Luisana Lopilato (Michael Bublé's wife)

Prince Harry and Meghan dined at the Vij restaurant with Michael Bublé and his wife Luisana Lopilato. They enjoyed Vij’s signature lamb popsicles!

#meghan markle #duchess of sussex #duchess meghan #meghan duchess of sussex #the duchess of sussex #prince harry #the duke and duchess of sussex #harry and meghan #michael bublé #meghanmarkle #the duke of sussex

[itisiives]

This is fucking wild, lmfao.

#twitter #zachary michael #funny #meme #meghan markle #prince harry #duke of sussex #south park

[beesonhoneytoast]

something i just realised when rewatching howl’s moving castle for the nth time-

since y’all know josh hutcherson is playing michael in the fnaf movie, you should also know (if you don’t know already) josh played markl in the english dub of howl’s moving castle. and markl’s name in the hmc books by diana wynne jones is michael…. 👁️👄👁️

#josh hutcherson #michael afton #fnaf #fnaf mike #fnaf michael afton #fnaf movie #howls moving castle #howl jenkins pendragon #same actor #markl is michael afton confirm? /j

[rowanrowlandridley]

i can't stop thinking about that howl's moving castle au but like "hazel's moving castle"¿¿?? idk i wanna draw it so badly but it is final exams season at college, so-

the characters (pjo/hoo) won't have the same personalities as the hmc characters i know, i just love the concept.

#a #pjo #hoo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #rowan babbling #hazel levesque #howls moving castle #imagine hazel as howl (not in personalities #but still #and nico as mark #markl? #i think his name in the books was michael?? #so #nico as michael #yeah #frank as sophie #and leo as calficer oh how original innit #jason is prince justin and i think that in the books there was a wizard named suliman that was transformed into a dog? #jason will be him too #like a mixture #jason as a big golden retriever

[d-criss-news]

Via Jenny Anderson's Instagram Story (September 24th, 2023)

#darren criss #jenny anderson #rashad naylor #solea pfeiffer #philip markle #jarrod spector #kelli barrett #celisse henderson #joel waggoner #julia and drew's wedding #reed campbell #michael hartung #instagram #sept 2023

[angel-of-sweet-revenge]

Howl's moving castle where everything is the same except we get both Michaels-

#technically one's MARKL and the other Michael #but they would be have been named Michael and be referred to as the two michaels #they call the little one markl because he was a baby when Howl found him and Michael baby Markl couldn't pronounce Michael so Markl stuck #howls moving castle #howls moving castle books #hmc #hmc books #michael fisher #markl

[royal-confessions]

“Michael Carole and Doria are better than me bc if the family and the media treated my child the way they treated their daughters I’d be on a rampage” - Submitted by Anonymous

#michael middleton #carole middleton #doria ragland #kate middleton #catherine princess of wales #meghan markle #meghan duchess of sussex

[rebelliousdandy]

listen, michael/markl doesnt get enough love, so im here to fix that

#michael- sweetie- you can do so much better than howl #thinkin bout what would happen if michael had the contract w calcifer instead #hmc michael #hmc markl #markl #howls moving castle #hmc #howls moving castle book #diana wynne jones #rebelliousdandy

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Photos Before Photoshop

Markle is still determined to make her back & shoulders "happen." Royal watchers (mostly gay males) have warned her for years that she does not have the physique to expose her back or line-backer shoulders. Just another example of why she will always Suck-It (suck at it 🍋) & never be a Success---she refuses to listen & accept constructive criticism.

Leatherized face & neck😳

The Suckit 🍋 Squad had instructions to initiate a LUSTFUL Sparry campaign. Markle knows she married the unattractive brother, but to help her own image---she needs to MANIFEST a desirable partner.

Sparry could no longer hide his outter Friar Tuck.

Buble is also friends with NOprah & Gayle

Planned to coincide w/the 1 Year Anniversary of the Worldwide Privacy Tour South Park Episode

Meghan Markle might be the most jealous, insecure and least self-aware person on the planet.

No one needs to inform you that your twig legs do NOT fit inside those riding boots. 👢🐎 copy-Cait

#worldwide privacy tour #south park #copy-Diana #copy-Cait #Suck-It Duo 🍋 #megxit #markled #inGRIFTus #Chef Cory #michael buble #canada #ozempic #back fat #linebacker #frauds #friar tuck #sparry #spare us #like a spare #brf #inflictus games #grifters #hovering #NOprah

[kermit-the-hag]

Fan cast for a live action Howl’s Moving Castle

I did base this one more off the books and their descriptions because there are more poc in the books than the anime. I’d also love to hear any feedback or thoughts

#howls moving castle #howls moving castle book #howls moving castle film #hmc #diana wynne jones #dwj #fan cast #jamie campbell bower #sophie turner #caleb mclaughlin #James acaster #Sophie hatter #Michael fisher #markl #calcifer #howl Jenkins #howl jenkins pendragon #howl pendragon #I decided to go with a mostly British cast because it was an English/welsh book

[avellanaslesbianas]

fuck you *mandatory hmc AU*

#league of legends #art of legends #jericho swain #leblanc lol #leblanc league of legends #howls moving castle #the book version #which is better #she does in fact eat young girls hearts in this btw #as for the rest of the roles uuhh #Vlad as the witch of the waste rell as michael #veigar as calcifer annie as markl IF YOU HAVE TO

[skippyv20]

#michael bloombergs family anti prince harry meghan markle

[fistfuloflightning]

Howl’s Moving Castle but make it Curufinrod

#finrod’s hidden city? #finrod as howl #curufin as sophie #celebrimbor as michael/markl? #I’d kill to read this #the silmarillion #finrod felagund #curufin #curufinrod #aus i’ll never write #howl’s moving castle