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leenaur143 · 8 months

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Bad Lawyer & Crazy Dog, an unconventional love story

JUST FINISHED THE LAST EPISODE OF LAWS OF ATTRACTION!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay this is your HUGE spoiler warning because I have so many thoughts and my love for this show knows no bounds but I don't wanna take away from the magic of living it through on your own so go watch it!!!

Overall episode rating: 9.5/10

Overall show rating: 10/10

I was so tempted to take away points for that SILLY GUITAR AND THE SINGING 😭🤣 but it's fine they can't help that they're in love dhhxhdj

So, currently writing this at midnight just after 2/9/2023 which was Tinn and Charn's wedding day!!!!!!! These two goofs have come so far and yeah, couldn't be happier for them 🫶

I took a pause in the middle of the episode to collate my thoughts and here was the list I made about the first half:

1. the mma boxing unconventional fight between tinn and nawin, it was giving 'youtube boxing: worst bits!' but it made me laugh so its fine 😭

2. thee having no one truly there for him except tan - his fellow bodyguards didn't even back him, meaning ever since he started working for tan's family he truly has known no one who cares and loves him deeply which 🥹😭 how did he manage to stay so kind through all that

3. thattep that psychopath.

4. nawin being the best character ever

5. how similar nawin and charn are (one just has a few dozen more braincells than the other

6. how charn planned that entire plot knowing the risks not only to his physical self but knowing he could be risking his entire career but he's ready to do that as we saw when thattep called him to prison 🤧👏

7. the one guy that said you dropped the soap in the prison showers 🥲

8. tan using his annoyingness to his advantage and celebrating being banned from an airline - the most tan thing to do tbh

9. thee and tinn link up AGAIN!!!

10. the wedding talk made me emosh.. the entire proposal (lets ignore the singing but even that wouldnt wipe the huge grin off my face as i was watching it) i love the storyline of the song though (hats off to that tumblr user who explained the story behind the song, this was perfect

11. emotional during the seeking of blessings from charn's mum

12. grandma is a gem 💯

13. maya and rose doing so much to help the people they love - they truly are the MVPs

14. tongkhao's dream living on 🥹 all she wanted on Tinn's birthday was for him to be happy and start a family with someone he loves, and he did it 🥹😭🤧

Also, completely ignore the fact that I skimmed over the whole exposing scene because it was decent but I knew, I just knew Charn wasn't gonna die today and a bullet wouldn't be the thing that ended him so IM GLAD I WAS RIGHT 😭

The wedding! OH THE WEDDING 🥹👏 It was beautiful, just everyone who loves them there and present in form or in spirit - seeing the dolls and knowing Tonkhao was there just 🥹 maybe I'm just an emotional wreck but this episode really got me in my feels

I did laugh my butt off when they were taking wedding photos because why so stiff 😭🤣 It served prom in a nice way WHICH IS FINE it was just looking a bit awkward and hence it was funny 🤭

Also I could write entire essays about Tan's storyline but the fact that he never held any resentment for his dad even after all of THAT is just astounding, and it highlighted how even though Thee and Tan are very different, down to their core values, they're the same which is why they're perfect for each other

Speaking of perfect for each other, seeing Rose and Maya get engaged!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH I WAS SO HAPPY FOR THEMM

When Tinn said 'one day' concerning the conversation about the legality of same sex marriage in Thailand, I got in my feels again as you can probably gather is a common theme here, and I realised how much good shows like this promote.. and yeah I won't waffle on too much about that but it was really powerful 🥹

All in all, if we learnt anything from Laws of Attraction, I'd comfortably say it would be... how to say doll in Thai 🤣 (WHAT? It sounds so amazing! tuktā (pronounced too-ka-ta), it's a much better word!)

No, but seriously, what a show, I'd definitely recommend watching it and I hope, whoever is still reading my midnight rambles, enjoys it as much as I did 🫰

#laws of attraction #laws of attraction the series #tinn x charn #thee x thaenthai #maya x rose #thai bl #thai drama #turtle talks

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vastunknownsea · 2 months

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okay, so I got the (one sided) crack ship outta the way (SkaterDawg) (Olivia and Adam) so now it’s time to get (not) serious

there aren’t many character options, only six teens and a few adults. I don’t know anything about adults so ima just ignore them for now (although Park’s and Dolly’s interactions in the show are mighty sus if you ask me just saying) (but I don’t ship it really)

two of these six are taken already (Maya and Frank) so that just leaves Moppington, Olive Oil, Dawg Bro, and The Mechanic. Or engineer whatever.

Three of these options low key don’t seem like they’d even care for relationships, but who cares! Shipping there must be. So let’s see every option!

Olivia and Stanford;

(SkaterMop?)

Can’t really see them tbh. Their cringe fail may cancel each other out, but their dynamic seems more like a platonic, “here’s my friends, plus that one loser I know” or like … something. Just not romantic (in my eyes anyway)

Olivia and Adam;

(SkaterDawg)(I already did this stuff but eh)

💀 he calls her Karen dawg

Stanford and Adam Williams;

(Uhhh… )(WillFord?)(that sounds so goofy 😭)(MopDawg)

💀 a disaster waiting to happen, Stanford will lose brain cells around him

Stanford and Ava;

(IStanAvaPatel)(who doesn’t)(mopmech)(im tired of ship names already)

Eh, it could work, I guess. Most likely option to happen tbh. Tho I very much like the idea of them just staying friends, they would be cute I guess. Low key highkey all that shizzle. Classic bff becoming love interest stuff. They would commit crimes together (they already have) will break into abandoned places (or not abandoned) as date ideas and play video games (Ava always wins)

Olivia and Ava;

(SkaterMech?)(HeroMech?) (Ava is kind of a mechanic right?)(eh she’s an engineer but wordplay or whatever)

This one would be the most interesting in concept, I think. Classic “my ex-boss’s daughter be kinda…” thing. Or, “my dad controls your paycheck” “ha, not anymore,”

both their social battery’s will run out ten minutes into the first date. They both find Clark annoying and will bully him together. Ava would harass General Park relentlessly as Olivia just begs her to stop exposing every single general to exist (she knows all of them personally) Ava could fix those daddy issues like the amazing engineer queen she is 🤩 plus the undoubtedly goofy robo (or alternate version of HF1) Olivia will bring back with her from da shadow realm.

Their Veritas association with one another would cause some bumps in the road, though. Maybe, maybe not. (Olivia def scared the crap outta Ava in that episode 💀)

Ava and Adam;

(DoubleABatteries) (I don’t freaking know)(MechDawg)(I don’t like it)(possible) (impossible)

💀 I don’t dare to entertain the idea they don’t even know each others names. Possible if they get to know each other in season 2, since the other two will be presumably gone. Nerd jock dynamics? Same as Stanford but Ava would most likely retain her braincells

Frank and Maya being the goats per usual

What do y’all think? My own opinions are jokes obviously but now I’m interested to hear other people’s thoughts.

#mech cadets #the ships names are just jokes btw #olivia park #stanford yu #ava patel #adam williams #I think Adam is just destined to be alone #i lowkey kind of vibe with heromech #or whatever is ship name would be #like the concept of it #or #give Olivia an alien GF 2024

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unabashednightmarepizza · 2 years

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𝐻𝑒 𝐻𝑎𝑠 𝐴 𝐶𝑟𝑢𝑠ℎ 𝑂𝑛 𝑀𝑒? | Joseph Quinn x Celebrity! Reader

A/N: dear @simpingrat and I share ine braincell and that is... Shy Jo is everything! Thanks for the idea bubs!

• Being an actress/ and scriptwriter was something your little self always wanted to do and now that you were known for your talent, you couldn't be happier.

• The only thing missing was... a lover

• It wasn't like you didn't want it, you did but everybody only cared about sex part and that wasn't what you wanted.

• Wanting a man who wanted to have a happy family, loyal, sweet and funnt wouldn't be that hard right?

• yes, yes it would.

• your mom wasn't doing something to make it easy either. They both would beg you to marry so that they can see their precious daughter be happy. Your answer was always the same

•" Mom, do you want me to marry to someone so that bad things can happen?"

• Always the drama queen 😇

• Your mom was even down for the idea of you and your best friend Maya marrying!

•"Mom... she has a boyfriend..."

• She was seriously fine with it though, after your comedic meeting with her father, you two became even more close and your friendship was often the topic of magazines.

• You were the scriptwriter of his latest work, Moon Knight and actually accepted the offer because of Oscar and didn't realize that Ethan was Maya's father until he one day came and ask how working with his daughter was like...

• Meanwhile you were like 🧍‍♀️Sir, what?

• Did they tell this story everywhere? Absolutely. Did she make fun of you? You didn't have doubts, no?

• And just like that, you became friends with the cast of Stranger Things.

• " Y/N, come on! Aren't you invited to this award show too? You don't have to stay here and edit videos for your channel all day! Besides... Who knows who you might meet with~"

• You didn't like that tone and playful brows and you were one hundred per cent sure she knew something you didn't but you couldn't care less. Turning back to your laptop while she grunted, Maya put her face between you and the screen with a smirk.

•" Girl, you're hot, beautiful, talented, has that wifey material vibe and you're staying at home? Get out and have some fun!"

• "Since when having fun is about drinking, hooking up etc.? I love just sitting down and reading my books, May!"

• In the end, you had to come with her since she threatened you with posting one of your embarrassing photos and not hanging out with you anymore. The media already know about it since Maya posted a story with your grumbling self which a certain somebody was melting

• And boy, was that the best choice you had ever done.

• People were screaming at you, begging for photos and signatures while your eyes were stuck on the most gorgeous thing you've ever seen.

• The man, later you learnt that his name was Joseph, was no better. He didn't think that his biggest crush ever would come and stand like only 15 steps ahead of him.

• And there it was, his sidden shyness at seeing your form. The dress/suit was hugging your form in the rightest way possible and your graceful stance was screaming dominance in every possible way.

• Yep, there the crush goes!

• Seeing the heart eyes he was giving to you, Maya had the most sly plan ever 😈

•"Y/N! THERE IS SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO TALK TO YOU PERSONALLY! SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!"

• I don't need to say that everyone snickered at the flustered looks on both of your faces.

• The media was going crazy, fans were absolutely eating the crumbles since that was the first time you showed interest in a man.

• "H-hi... I-I don't know what to say, I'm a big fan and I really love you- I MEAN NOT IN THAT WAY, I MEAN YEAH YOU'RE SUCH A LOVELY PERSON, ANYBODY WOULD BE GLAD TO BE WITH YOU-"

•Yes, Y/N... That was the kind of man you were looking for but you couldn't just pounce on him when you knew nothing about him.

• Giggling at his shyness and adorable red face, you shook his hand and looked at him with your shiny eyes that melted his insides.

•"That's okay, Jo. I understood what you tried to say! Uhm... I know that's sudden but... if you're free... Would you like to come to my movie's premiere? I-I mean you don't have- Joseph?"

• Joseph.exe has stopped working.

• Gaten, Maya and Joe were high-fiving at the back since the plan worked perfectly while Jamie went to stand next to him coolly to tease him even more.

• "I see that you caught the eyes of such a gorgeous woman, Jo!"

•"Jamie, don't make me remind what happened with that gorgeous woman and how she beat you in games..."

• Fast forward to where he first came to the stage to talk about his character, you were trying so hard to not coo at his shy bowing, and shaky voice.

•"See something you liked, Y/N~"

•"Shut up, Maya"

• And the last line was him poking his tounge out and you dramatically grabbed your chest while shaking the closest person to you...

• Which media took picture of 😏

• HE WAS CUTE OKAY!?

• And his personality was so sweet that you couldn't help but swoon

• Definetly 🌠 husband material 🌠

•The man literally was ready to give his shoes to you when he realized you were getting uncomfortable with your heels

• Next day, they were all over the net but you really didn't give a fuck

• They didn't know what happened when he stepped back from the stage though

•"Hey, I learnt that you're single and I'm normally not that straightforward but date me? Tomorrow? At 1 p.m?"

• You didn't know but he actually fainted at the restroom while Gaten was trying to fan him furiously while Joe and Jamie was laughing their asses off.

• What a friendship🤭- reminds me of mine😑

•Later, when you would post him in your story and then some more actual photos, you actually broke the net.

• At least you will have a cute story to tell your children... which you definetly didn't dream of having

• You got many hate comments and he really felt bad and almost cried since people were only seeing you as someone to just stay there, all dolled up and sensitive

• But bOi, were they wrong

• I know yall gals are jealous but he's taken so back off!

• Joseph was having the life he always wanted with his crush, which he thought would never look at his face, with great friends and fans... The most happiest one was probably your mum though

•"Can you marry this fine man now, darling? Oh, how cute babies you two would make with his curl hair and big eyes-"

•"MOM!!"

#stranger things #stranger things x reader #joseph quinn imagine #joseph quinn x reader #joseph quinn #celebrity reader #gala #pedro pascal #oscar isaac #ewan mcgregor #jamie campbell bower #grace van dien

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incarnateirony · 2 months

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she truly thinks she's still in control. funny. i can know about this in theory but it's fucking fascinating to actually watch. like the whole thing is that she disassociates so much she doesn't know who she is, and that's why she's so easy to manipulate, but you'd think there would be like two braincells wondering why she thinks this is so funny to post.

Like, I've never watched a leviathan rot from THIS side of the screen before!

Lady you didn't see it but I deadass just redrew a full binding rune recreating you and brackish's magical suicide while bored on my extra shift.

I'd take pictures but I'm on cam for zoom so, you know.

swing swing goes the spiraling disjointed pendulum that keeps binding herself to my amazing sword.

See now you fucked up and I have to remake it again, to do the spiral into the spiral into the spiral you refuse to stop spinning backwards in. Lady, we ALL have Vertigo from your inability to cope with our breakup. So help me god if I get a stupid repost out of you for every spiral lmaoooo

I aint redoing it back to back sweetheart, fucking you up may be my top priority but aint nobody got time for that even bored at work. I'll surprise you.

youtube

I just realized this retard thinks posting giving henry a comfy nest is an actual argument against "I'm henry, and I'm fucking tired." Or getting to keep her cage, even if she's a shit bird parent, and a crappy person, and the reasons why. Okay, coked up bear lady cowardly maya that misheard her name with the thrice-popped lid.

oh my god I am literally watching her brain rot due to her lack of identity.

damn she really went and tried the hat on.

Just full stop like. popped it on. Cage post into spiral.

You know that actually worked with the virtual pets post too? With the scorpion, aphrodite, and red eyed dog? Wait hold on, if I say Try That Hat On, is she actually having to put the hats on? hold up--

And then she fkin' did!!!

What a comfy little spot while the Real Cage Comes In.

Well. Until the Real One comes in. Let's not confuse words like she does! The Real One is, in fact, coming.

Hope Luna's vet things aren't major, I admit to using her for a lotttttt of spellcasting lately but the bird itself has done nothing wrong. Honestly just swap her and Shea instead of forcing the rest of us with her to make her witness. She could be replaced by the birdbrain and nobody would probably notice. I wonder if that's possible actually.

listen i'm new at this high mage thing ok, i was minding my shit in peace until this coked up stalker in a bear suit came banging down my door for the millionth time. We were working in peace, and she can't tolerate that. So while this is in fact a science, science itself has theories to test and boy howdy have i been running a lot. Like, your whole family can tell you about your uncle's weird hobbies, but actually walking into his basement is a whole other fuckin thing to witness

#Youtube

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thelastbraincellofthehive · 1 year

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And we're back for V4! Honestly, I'm making it through more than I thought I would. I was sure I was gonna bail after 2 lol.

Anyways, the new engine was really a breath of fresh air for this volume, and it's impressive how much animation is still getting better every volume<3 RWBY makes me proud in a way no other show or just thing has ever done. I just wish it wouldn't hurt so bad lol.

Anyways, time for random thoughts!

I gotta go ahead and say that V4-6 is my favorite outfit for Blake. The pirate vibes on her are *chef kiss* and I'm just in love with her white coat RIP the coat, another good thing Adam ruined *sighs*

God, the yearning separated bees are so angsty <3 I love it, the payoff will be so great.

God, Sun was so annoying this volume, poor boy has a good heart but definitely is too eager for Blake to match him and things get aaaaaawkward lol I'm happy the managed to get into an understanding by next volume tho, Blake needed him, I can see that now.

It's so interesting to hear all the bits of story we get to learn each volume and how eventually it all falls apart with Jinn's story in v6. I don't blame Qrow for how hard he took it, poor man has been through a lot, and he really believed in Ozpin through it all.

I loooove the tale of the two brother's animation style<3 it's one of my favorite parts of the season.

The ship captain is another favorite part lol I don't know, I just think he's neat. Wouldn't be opposed yo seeing more of him.

Ilia <3 Love of my life, best lesbian Chameleon girl <3 good how I miss you!

Again, when is Ilia coming back so she can finally meet and fall in love with Weiss?? RT is homofobic to keep these two apart! /Jk

But seriously they are fuckin' perfect for eachother I won't get tired of saying it. Schnee x Faunus? Both sides of the Atlas/Mantle coin? Rainbow x white? Trying to live their families legacy without letting it consume them? What's not to like?

Ahem, anyways. The Kuroyuri arc had me biting my freaking nails. Seriously after v3 I was so sure someone was going to die!

Remember that couple days we were all terrified of the nuckelavee and then someone compared it to the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubeman and since then we just laugh about him? Lol this Is why I love this fandom.

Maya Zwei <3

I can't imagine how horrible it was for the girls all that time we didn't get to see in between volumes. Weiss being completely alone in Atlas, with no way to know if Yang and Ruby had gotten better, just knowing that Blake had ran into the night. Blake wondering everyday if Yang was thinking about her, so sure that she was hated, heating herself too much to ask for help or just company... Ruby missing the friends she had come to trust so wholeheartedly and seeing her big sister broken and depressed and not knowing what to do because Yang had never been nothing but bright and strong and perfect. Yang looking at books and thinking of Blake and wanting to hate her because it would be so much easier. And that's not even counting all of them mourning Pyrrha and Penny and everything they lost in the blink of an eye.

On that note, Ruby's outfit for this arc paying homage to both Penny and Pyrrha still hurts me so much</3 this is also probably my favorite outfit of her, thought her Atlas outfit is quite good too.

The moment we learn that Blake is practically a Princess lol I love it, I love seeing reactors get to that part.

But honestly my favorite part to see reactors will always be Taiyang's 'lost a couple braincells along with that arm' joke lol honestly I hate that joke, but the sheet shock on everyone's faces is just epic lol.

Honestly I feel I've slept on Yang's v4 outfit btw. Yeah, her final/v5-6 outfit is extremely badass and I love it, but the sweats + orange tanktop looks so good on her??? Honestly this was the first volume I looked at Yang and was atracted to her lol.

So yeah Yang please join the line of women who could step on me and I'd thank them.

Also: *puts Ilia there too*

Specially once she paints her arm yellow <3 I stan by my previous statement that Yang looks so much better with her new arm. It feels like her design is finally complete.

V4 villains really, really make me miss v1-3 villains lol. I'm sorry, but I just think Hazel and Watts are unninteresting (aside from the Emm-Hazel plot but I only like it because Emmerald) and while I find Tyrian kinda funny because he's an obvious theater kid lol it was not enough to put team WTCH in my good graces after getting rid of my two faves from team CRMNE lol. Also, Cinder being too hurt to cause chaos was a negative</3 I loved sassy overconfident world destroyer Cinder.

It is also extremely painful for me to watch Cinder slowly dig her own grave after seeing her backstory. I always had a soft spot for Cinder and that really made it worse.

Baby Nora and Ren<3 good they were cute! And god did the timeskip did them good lol this is also my favorite Nora outfit <3 she looks amazing.

That moment in Kuroyuri when baby Ren gives Nora the hammer while boop play in the background? I tear up every fucking time. It's literally imposible not to love them together, just as It was literally imposible for Nora to not fall for him <3 my babies

Qrow being bandaged over his clothes while injures will never not be funny to me lol oh, the joys of working with 3D models!

Weiss learning to summon <3 also just... Weiss <3 She's the best. This volume wasn't kind on her, but she rose to the challenge and got so far!!

Also, can I just say that I feel Whitley... Is what people thinks Draco Malfoy Is? Like... I always remembered Draco while watching Whitley, but Whitley is an actually cool character as you get to know him, while Draco just... disapointed me. He's also my baby and I demand him to be protected.

Seeing Raven oficially was one of my favorite parts of the volume <3 She's a bitch, she's the worst, I love her so much!!!!

Again with the controversial and refuted headcanon... Qrow getting a song that includes the line 'you don't want the burden of my name', talking to Ruby about how his semblance makes things hard on family... That delirious 'Tai, she's not coming back' while poisoned... Seriously it would've made so much sence if Ruby was his daughter lol. At this point it's just hilarious.

The Jaune - Ruby moment in Kuroyuri </3 seriously give these poor kids therapy, they need it.

This Is the only volume where I actually have a score saved on my Spotify playlist: the first part of The next step where you can hear the music box version of Divide. I would pay for a full of that song <3 I adore creepy music box covers.

The way Blake's voice breaks when she finally says Yang's name? I'm ok, I swear! I'm not.

If you didn't cry during Ruby's letter scene... You're lying!! It's not possible to not cry! Specially with Home in the background. Home is another special song to me, it was one of the first ones I memorised back when my english wasn't great <3

That part when Ruby talks about people who are still lost and people who wants to take advantage of them and it shows Ilia with the Albains? I loved it, that's why I never doubted of my girl<3

And so it became the long journey to have Winter back... I remember how annoyed I was during all of v4-5 that we never got to see her outside of the Weiss trailer lol you don't just introduce a character like Winter for two episodes and then take it away like that RT! I say, as if I didn't knew v5 at all lol

I'm still curious about Tyrian and the fact that he apparently couldn't fight while Qrow didn't have his Sword/Scythe? Did we ever got a reason for that yet?

I think that's all that comes to mind right now lol also, I watched the v5 trailers and I just had to say how much I love them <3 Blake's probably my favorite, but they were all great!

O better keep watching now lol I gotta watch as much as I can before saturday!

#rwby #bumbleby #long post #just salem rambling around #pre volume9 rewatch

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mono-blogs-art · 1 year

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This is very ramble-y but #3 Growth aka the third revstar musical is truly so insane. It's deeply angsty to the core, much more than the previous entries, yet it also features some of the silliest shit. Karen squishes Maya's cheeks and almost gets murdered for it. Layla and Namie's combined single braincell. Yatsuki comes in to beat everyone's ass, slaying the best solo song in the franchise so far, and then has no idea how to get back home. Karen lies to Sakura about her name and her cover name is Floorgirl Lefthand. And then you have these super tense scenes about anxiety for the future and loss of direction; there's a Mayakuro ballad while Karehika are dancing to it, clearly drawing a parallel between the two pairs. Kaoruko just straight up abandons the school to inherit her family's legacy. Karen does a solo version of Reprise with new, even sadder lyrics. The comeback of Our Reason For Being Here. Maya traps herself in a glass cage, a literal representation of the cold and strong front she puts on while hiding her true feelings. Mahiru is at her absolute peak of character payoff. They are literally fighting the personifications of their fears / their evil selves during the climax.

It's so freaking good on every level and I'm so excited for #4

#shut it mono #not maintagging cuz this is just rambling but OUGH #me and pris truly lost our shit on rewatch with subs

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ballplayersxo · 4 months

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“Nothing more, Nothing less. 🤷🏽‍♀️If they wasn’t hating on Maya it would’ve been another girl who Ben had been messing with.”

Yes, but you could say that about a lot of things. Regardless of who that other girl could be what we do know is at the moment the only girl is Maya. Maya got the ring, Maya got the dream of Ben, Maya got what they want. Yes, when the new girl comes their gonna leave Maya alone only if that new girl gets a ring(without the ring you can’t replace Maya your just like every other girl Ben fucked a dipped on), but there is no new girl so all they have to study is what Maya has that they don’t so they could get what Maya got. As far as anyone in Ben’s sister circle is concerned Maya is the current blueprint for them. Ben is the problem and Maya is the answer

And yes it may not be a huge thing but clearly Maya has something about her cause stormzy was very vocal and loud about how much he misses her. Ben has women throwing braincells at him so Maya must have something about her to even make a guy who has ZERO intentions on being committed, give her a ring cause he clearly only did that to have her stuck to his hip, but why her? That’s what them bitches tryna figure out!

i think a lot of them don’t realize that a woman’s power lies in her ability to leave. i think that’s what separates maya from the others, she would walk away if things didn’t serve her. you can respect a woman with a backbone. why would ben lock down the other women who would be by his side regardless and go for anything? there’s no threat of them leaving so why take them off the market officially? niggas don’t respect dummies who let anything slide and i fear that’s what the other girls gave

#ben simmons

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neversatisfiedwithlife · 1 year

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If your argument for why Maya shouldn't be captain now is because "she shouldn't have even been captain in the first place" well please grow a few braincells.

This is not then, this is the present; she has been captain. She now has official leadership underneath her belt. And she was one hell of a captain when it came down to it.

NOW! If your reason is she shouldn't be captain because she just survived one hell of a mental and physical degradation and still has so much mental stability to work on. So much processing and acceptance and self love journey to still go through. Than you are correct.

#the argument that she shouldnt have even been captain is so tired tbh. like lol #maya bishop

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snezfics-n-shit · 1 year

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yhnrmt - 3 boyfriends 0 braincells

First I want to thank @fluziska for being my rubber duck and putting up with me, I couldn't have shaped the antics of these three without their help.

Lar.ry returns from touring overseas. Mil.es has too much pride and Pho.eni.x accidentally enables him. Gu.msh.oe is a real pal. This story of sorts went through so many rewrites I cannot stress this enough.

Larry had a habit of not telling his boyfriends when he’d be back in the country. He liked to surprise them as much as possible, even if it meant walking in on the two being intimate. He’s seen worse, he reasoned. Besides, what better time to surprise the couple than after a year in Europe? It’s not like Miles hadn’t done the exact same thing. Sure, that was prompted by a call Larry made, but other than that, it was the same.

Without thinking about how he would announce his return, Larry enthusiastically unlocked the front door and was greeted not by a human, but a large, very fluffy, white dog.

“Pess!” He cheered, happily accepting the dog’s wet kisses on his cheeks. What a lovebug she was!

“It’s a good thing you’re not a burglar, Larry.” Phoenix observed as he stepped into the living room to spot him. “I wish you would’ve told us you were coming back so soon. We haven’t had time to straighten up the house.”

“A little surprise never hurt anyone, has it? Besides, I’m perfectly capable of cleaning up if you need me to.” Larry stood up straight with a final good pet on the top of Pess’s head. “So,” he cleared his throat, “what have you guys been up to while I was gone? It’s actually been pretty lonely at Franzy and her wife’s place. Our schedules kept missing each other, we hardly had time to talk about another book deal. She agreed on it, by the way.”

“That’s great, Larry!” Phoenix smiled in pride before kissing Larry on the cheek. “Maya managed to get in another incident a few months ago, but as usual, I defended her and she’s off the hook. Here’s hoping she stays that way.”

“Heh, that’s Maya for- for yhh–!!” Larry was caught off guard by a powerful tickle in the back of his nose; Phoenix also seemed a bit unprepared for what was coming. “Hh’ggtish! Hn’KKSHiu!” Larry made a small gasp and turned away, keeping his head down. “Hhg’tisHHu!! Kk’tshiiu! K’kCHIUU!!”

“Wow, bless you. You’re not getting sick, are you?”

Larry didn’t even have to look at Phoenix to know he was turning red from watching the display.

“No, no.” Larry insisted. “I feel completely fine.” He sniffled. “I promise!”

“For heaven’s sake…” Another voice joined the conversation: Miles. “You didn’t use any of the hand sanitizer I packed in your bag. You’ve been signing books in libraries filled with preschoolers, and who knows what everyone’s touched before boarding your flights…”

“Edgey, calm down!” Larry set down his bag and opened it to dig up an empty hand sanitizer bottle. “See? I used the whole thing! Used up the last little bit as soon as I was dropped off in front of the house.”

“Hmm…” Miles tapped his elbow with his index finger, sighing through his nose as he evaluated the situation. “Nothing wrong with some extra precaution.” He held his hand out to Larry. “Come on, love. Let’s get some Vitamin C in you.”

“Like orange juice or is this an innuendo?” Larry smirked.

“Orange juice.” Miles corrected quickly. He was unaffected when Larry groaned in disappointment and simply led him to the dining room table so he could serve him a tall glass of juice.

Larry downed the juice quickly. If any cold was even thinking of settling in his system, he had surely just given it a run for its money. After all, last time he checked, Miles always bought the fancy vitamin-enriched orange juice, just like the kind Larry had seen in Franziska’s fridge.

“Done!” He beamed. “I feel better already! Picture of health!”

“Are you sure you’re alright? Cold or no cold, wouldn’t you rather get some rest after such an exhausting tour?” Miles asked. “We could draw you a hot bath, give you a massage…”

“I mean, if you want to skip to what I got you guys as souvenirs, that’s okay too!”

“You brought souvenirs? You know you didn’t have to do that.” Phoenix said that as if he wasn’t immediately curious about what Larry had gotten the married couple.

“Of course I brought souvenirs! You don’t just visit three countries in Europe without buying something to bring back home. I mean, who would do that?” Larry shot a teasing glance at Miles. “I wasn’t sure how long the trip back home was gonna be, and Franzy’s place was packed to the brim with kombucha and stuff from her last health kick, so no snacks this time. Sorry about that.”

Miles couldn’t help but sigh, making a mental note to ask Franziska just what purpose a fridge stuffed with kombucha would serve, besides to give him a headache when she inevitably urges him to try it too.

“Okay, guys, I think you’re going to love these!” Larry made his way back into the living room for his bags, and Pess seemed curious enough to follow him there. “Don’t worry, girl,” he chuckled as he pressed a fist under his nose, “I got something for you, too.” He dug out three boxes from one of his suitcases, all cutlery from the countries he visited. “Ta da!”

Phoenix and Miles admired the images on the boxes; Phoenix couldn’t understand a word any of them said, but he knew enough about Larry’s taste in cookware to get the idea that these had to be high quality.

“You bought three sets?” Miles’s eyes widened as he mentally calculated what must have been the cost. “I hope you were able to keep yourself fed.”

“I promise that was not a problem!” Larry assured him, sniffling. “Remember?” He sniffled again. “I was stayi’g with Fradzy!”

Phoenix’s expression fell from a fascinated one to one of concern.

“Are you, uh, doing okay?”

“Yeah! Just gotta grab a tissue.” Larry yanked one of the soft tissues from a cravat themed tissue box Phoenix had bought as a joke. He took his sweet time blowing his nose, leaving Phoenix and Miles wondering if he really needed to take that long or he just liked the brand. He finally successfully tossed the tissue into the nearest trash bin and continued on with the souvenir gifting.

“Larry, you sound awful–” Miles tried to add, but Larry had already shifted his focus elsewhere.

“Now, it’s Pess’s turn!” He grabbed a different bag and pulled out a large collection of premium dog treats; as he did so, he could hear Edgeworth muttering something about ‘spoiling her rotten,’ which Pess absolutely deserved to be! “I got to meet Shoe’s nutritionist and she set me up with all these!”

“Shoe?” Phoenix blinked. “The cat?”

“The cat has a nutritionist…” Miles processed the words slowly as they left his lips.

“Yeah, I mean, why not? Cats gotta eat well, too.” Larry shrugged with a grin before turning to the gift’s recipient. “So, what do you think, girl?”

Pess responded by nuzzling against Larry’s cheek and then promptly shoving her nose onto the treat bag in hopes of digging right into its contents.

“Looks like she likes it.” Miles observed, chuckling. “Unfortunately, it’s much too late for her to be eating more treats.”

Larry and Pess both looked at Miles’s face with nearly matching pouts.

“You want me to starve her?” Larry accused. “So mean, Edgey. I can’t believe– Hh! Kk'sshhnn!! Kk’tshu!” Larry prematurely ended his complaints with a small groan, scrubbing his nose with his hands. “Gghhh… it itches…” He mumbled to himself.

“Larry… Maybe you should get some sleep.” Phoenix suggested very delicately.

“You sure?” Larry sniffled. “I guess it is pretty late…” He conceded before yawning.

“We’ll see you in the morning.” Miles kissed the top of Larry’s head to send him on his way to the guest bedroom.

Phoenix and Miles watched quietly as Larry headed to get some sleep, and once the door had closed, the two looked at each other.

“You don’t think…” Phoenix started.

“Absolutely not!” Miles scoffed. He knew where Phoenix was going and he was not going to have any of it.

Miles and Phoenix weren’t aware of it, but Miles’s response managed to carry across the hallway, enough for Larry to hear bits and pieces of the conversation.

Eventually, the sounds of disagreements and Miles’s flair for the dramatic coming out in full force grabbed Larry’s attention enough for him to want to listen in. He peeked his head out the guest bedroom door. While it was easier to hear the conversation continuing in the living room, he couldn’t grasp the entire context of what his boyfriends were discussing.

“I have her papers kept in my office if you’re doubting me!” Miles huffed.

“I never doubted that for a second, just you’re forgetting one thing…” Phoenix’s voice got infuriatingly softer, saying something that made Miles gasp in offense.

“She is a lady, Phoenix!”

“I never doubted that either!”

Ladies? Papers? Were they so sick of Larry they were setting him up with a woman? At least Nicky might be vouching for him.

“If she is causing issues, it has to be something else.” Miles said adamantly.

“Like what?”

“Well, there are…” Miles’s list was hard to hear from afar, but Larry noticed it was rather long.

Phoenix lowered his head and sighed. Was this when he would finally talk some sense into Miles? When he’d say ‘Larry’s a great guy and we should keep him forever!’

“We could send him over to Gumshoe, maybe? See how he is there?”

What!?

So Larry was wrong. Nick was voting for sending him away to Gumshoe, now. Gumshoe seemed happily married to Maggey, though… Was this Nick’s way of saying ‘go wreck someone else’s marriage?’

“And then you’ll see he’ll be just fine, I’m sure of it!” Miles assured with a grin.

Larry didn’t think he was going to be just fine at all. Being sent away, after all he’s done. He wondered if tomorrow, this will all have blown over and his boyfriends will have forgotten this awful plan of theirs. That’s it, he was going to go to bed and in the morning, no one would mention sending him away to Gumshoe or anything!

Perfect.

. . .

“Good morning, love!” Miles greeted Larry from the kitchen, carrying a large plate of pancakes. “Did you sleep well?”

“Yeah, actually.”

It looked like Miles and Phoenix had a good night’s sleep as well, given neither of them looked like they were intending on sending Larry to go bother Gumshoe like he had feared.

“Are you feeling any better?” Phoenix asked, genuinely concerned and lacking that purr he had when asking such things out of pure lust.

“Yup!” Larry confirmed with a nod. “I guess I was just beat from all the travel yesterday.” He looked around. “Where’s Pess?”

“Out basking in the sun as usual.” Miles answered. “Best to not disturb her nap,” he advised. “Speaking of Pess, I wanted to get your opinion on something, Larry.”

“Well, my opinion is she’s a very good girl!” Larry beamed.

“No, no.” Miles looked at Phoenix for a quick second before returning his attention to Larry. “Her groomer recommended a spectacular new shampoo, and I’d like to know what you thought about it. You did see a lot of pet experts while you were abroad, did you not?”

“Oh, yeah! Cat experts, mostly, but I probably picked up some knowledge on grooming products for dogs, too, without knowing…”

“Perfect!”

Miles ran off to the special bathroom almost entirely dedicated to Pess; anyone else might have said that such a room would be excessive, but Miles would insist those people were completely wrong.

“What’s got him so happy?” Larry tilted his head.

“He’s just being… Miles again.” Phoenix sighed. “Just humor him.”

“I’ve never had any objections to that.” Larry shrugged. “Except maybe when he wanted me to bring that heavy Steel Samurai suit home and into the bedroom…”

Phoenix blinked in surprise. Miles never told him about that particular encounter; he couldn’t believe they had been married for years and Miles was still such a mystery sometimes.

“I found it!” Miles presented the pink shampoo bottle that looked better taken care of than most bottles he owned meant for human use. “What do you think, love?”

“Well, uh,” Larry sniffed the bottle, “there are definitely notes of… peanut butter?” He raised a brow. “You know, I was kind of expecting something a little fancier.”

Miles frowned; Larry took that to mean he might have been offended at the implication Pess wasn’t fancy.

“Dogs just like peanut butter.” Phoenix explained, hoping to draw attention away from the confusion and disappointment he could feel radiating from his husband. “I grew up with cats, so that fact was new to me, too, when Miles and I started living together.” He was only half lying, since he had seen plenty of dogs enjoy the creamy treat before even befriending Miles, but it made for a much less tense conversation while Miles collected himself.

“Well then,” Miles cleared his throat, “we were wondering if you could drop this off at the Gumshoe residence this morning while we ran some errands. The detective has been dying to try this on Missile.”

There it was, Larry being sent off to Gumshoe’s, but— for an errand? That wasn’t half as bad as he thought!

"I can absolutely do that!" Larry accepted the request with glee, puzzling his boyfriends with this reaction. "You have no idea how glad I am to hear you just wanted to share Pess's beauty routine."

Phoenix and Miles looked at each other, both shrugging. As long as Larry was willing, everything would go smoothly… or, well, about as smoothly as their plan could possibly go.

As soon as Larry was out the door, much sooner than his boyfriends predicted, the two lawyers began to discuss their intentions for this errand.

"Do you really think this was the best way we could've done this?" Phoenix asked.

"I'm not going to just let Pess's qualifications as a hypoallergenic dog be questioned. Larry will be fine with a common dog like Missile who lacks access to all the high end grooming products Pess does, and then we can narrow things down from there." Miles proudly insisted that was the only way this could possibly turn out. "Pess is a very special and clean young lady, you know!"

"Yeah, I know, babe, you told me that when you first got the idea last night. But what are you going to do if he isn't fine with Missile?"

"... That won't happen. I can assure you!"

…

It happened. It was evident the moment Miles opened the door to greet Detective Gumshoe, who was resting his hand on the shoulder of a very pink-faced (and wet) Larry.

"I don't think your boyfriend's feeling too good, pal." The detective observed softly.

“I’b fide.” Larry didn’t sound all too convincing there. “It’s dot a big deal.” He sniffled. “I just– H’kksshh!! H'hggshhi! Hhg’tisHHu!!”

“Bless you! You look awful.” Phoenix pulled Larry into a hug. “It’s our fault, putting you through this.”

“No, it’s mine.” Miles spoke up. “I was caught up in my pride, and because of that–”

“What are you talki’g about? I bade the choice to play with Bissile.” Larry shrugged, completely unaware of the bomb he had just dropped.

“You… You–!!” Miles stammered.

“I forgot to tell you guys, huh. Fradzy got pretty bad at be for that, too, actually… I guess I did’t wadt you guys to be weird about it, which you, uh, sorta did.”

“Miles was the most weird about it.” Phoenix added with a smirk.

“Well, isn’t this nice!” Gumshoe commented, seeming relieved to see the three come to as close to an understanding as they could get. “Are you gonna be okay now, pal?” He asked Larry.

“Yeah! I got the best boyfriehds id the world!”

“Awww,” Phoenix couldn’t help himself.

“And we have the best source of headaches in the world.” Miles kissed Larry on the cheek.

“Yup,” Larry beamed, “that would be— hey!!”

In all fairness, the three gave each other an equal share of headaches, and were sure to give each other plenty more.

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