#miss being stretched out

[boytoyfaun]

Currently trying to figure out what the best position for riding a dildo in the shower would be.

#i need a good long session #miss being stretched out #faun talks #taking suggestions

[atmilliways]

Preview

@steddiemicrofic

written for ‘Pine’ | wc: 508 | rated: T Kind of a time travel fic, kind of a future fic. Established relationship, but also not. With a whiff of mutual pining.

Eddie is cold. He’s so fucking cold, clutched in Henderson’s arms. 

And then he isn’t. 

He’s hot, dripping sweat instead of blood. Standing, feet aching like he’s been on them all day. Everything is light and heat and noise, the clanging of metal and the sizzle and smell of things cooking, people bustling. He sways on his feet, and—

“You okay, chef?”

It’s too much. Eddie’s eyes roll back, gone before he even falls.

He wakes in a soft bed, softer than he’s ever felt in his entire life. It smells of pine-scented laundry detergent, weed smoke, and comfort. 

“Eds?” Steve Harrington leans over him with concern and relief in his eyes, and something warm that chases the last of the cold from Eddie’s blood. He’s clasping Eddie’s hand in both of his.

Something’s off, though. Steve looks . . . older. And damn good in glasses, but since when did Steve Harrington need glasses?

“You passed out at work, babe.”

Babe.

Babe.

“King Steve holding my hand,” Eddie mumbles. “I’m either dreaming or dead.”

“. . . Oh.” Steve’s grip tightens, reminding Eddie that, oh yeah, he can hear him. Maybe not a dream, if he doesn’t get to have his privacy when thinking out loud. “Okay, so this is happening. Uh. . . . What year do you think it is?”

Eddie frowns. It’s 1986, but. . . . When he looks down at himself there are scars and unfamiliar tattoos and, weirdly, a distinct lack of one nipple on his own chest. Why is he shirtless?

His silence seems answer enough, because Steve nods. “Okay. You told me this was going to happen, just weren’t sure when. The last thing you remember is the Upside Down, right? Bats?”

The bats. Eddie shudders with his entire body. 

“Okay,” Steve says again, smoothing his thumbs over the knuckles and palm of Eddie’s hand. “You’re going to be fine, Eds. This is just a blip.” He offers an awkward smile. “But you’re going to go back, and it’s going to really hurt for a while but you’re going to be fine. Just do your stretches, I remember how much you hated that shit but it’s important.”

Eddie can’t wrap his head around what Steve is saying. His voice is small when he asks, “Will I still be able to play?”

The smile firms up, genuine. “Yeah. Not quite as good as before, we all know how important your left nipple was for that, but. You have guitars all over the damn place, really clutters up our apartment.”

“Our?” Eddie croaks. 

Another squeeze of his hand. “Yeah. Don’t leave me hanging too long when you get back, okay?”

He wants to ask more, but sleep is tugging at him and the bed is so soft. 

He wakes up in a hospital bed, and the Steve Harrington he knows is asleep in the visitor’s chair, hand on the sheet next to Eddie’s. 

And Eddie, not wanting to leave him hanging, breathes through the pain as he reaches to hold it.

(also on Ao3)

#steddiemicroficdecember #steddie microfic #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #pre relationship steddie #established relationship steddie #eddie munson lives #eddie munson's missing nipple #i had to cut some details for word count but: #future eddie is a chef waiting on his next michelin star #which is why everyone assumed he'd passed out; he was being a stress case about the whole thing #(but he does get it. passing out notwithstanding.) #future steve is a physical therapist #which he originally got into specifically because of eddie bitching about his stretches all the time #(he gives THE best massages and he IS incredibly smug about that fact. completely insufferable.)

[liltaz-asatreat]

I don't remember if I ever made a post about this, but for a long time I thought Griffin made up the whole clone pod thing to give Barry an excuse to get his body back again and then eventually also Magnus, and that that was a cool little world building thing. But I found out a while go that no, apparently it's a real spell called Clone from the Player's Handbook. 8th level necromancy wizard spell.

Also, it takes specifically 120 days for a body to form completely, which means that technically, Barry could have popped into his body again since before Petals lol

In the spell description, it also says that you can make the body younger, and I love the fact that he had that option but chose to keep himself the same age anyway

Also, since Magnus first gave Garfield his blood during the interlude before Crystal Kingdom, technically his body would have been ready since around the Eleventh Hour, and Garfield decided to just hold on to it for another few months without doing anything with it lmao

OH SHIT WAIT-

GRIFFIN THOUGHT MAGNUS WAS GOING TO TAKE THE CHALICE AND THAT HE WAS GOING TO DIE DURING THE MISSION TO GET IT BACK FROM HIM

HE SPECIFICALLY MADE IT SO THAT IF HE DID DIE, MAGNUS' BODY WOULD HAVE BEEN READY TO GO THEN TOO

Man I love how that whole arc played out in canon, but I so wish we had gotten to know what would have happened if Magnus did take the Chalice and how that would have played out

#With Magnus' body being ready by TEH though; that also means Garfield requesting his sideburns was him just being a dick lmfao #I also love how it's been about 2 years since I've started listening to this show and have relistened to Balance countless times #and even now I can still find new things to think about it and also read other people's thoughts that I've never considered before #oh; also; I just realized that I didn't clarify how I knew specifically when shit would have happened; but I don't think it's that #important to add to the post #if someone asks; I'll reblog with the answer or maybe just make a whole new post about it; but essentially I figured out the rough timeline #of when all of the arcs happened canonically based on the offhand comments Griffin made about how long it's been between arcs #which; figuring out when Petals happened was a fucking nightmare because he didn't specify how long it had been since Rockport or Midsummer #and I kept missing how long he said it was between Crystal Kingdom and Petals; but I eventually did catch that and figured it out #and gang; it is a *long* stretch of time between Rockport and Petals lol #taz #taz balance #barry bluejeans #magnus burnsides

[hyperionwitch-art]

Oops, I watched Pride and Prejudice (2005) for the 80th time and anyway here are some tender, pining, regency AU Terrible Kids.

Whew, Clip Studio has some sweet brushes!  It’s hard to switch art programs, but at least practicing gives me a gratuitous reason to draw more Tev and Dren.  As if I need one.  :P

Tev/Dren Masterpost

#elder scrolls #morrowind #The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind #dunmer #tevrani #drenim omalas #god I love pride and prejudice 2005 #and painting! #it's been a really long time since I did a proper digital painting #nice to stretch the legs #also I did miss these kids sob #maybe now that I'm not being slowly tortured by photoshop I go back to enjoying art #and get some comics out 👀

[mildcicada]

#U Have No Idea How Much I Miss Her. #i need to start actually drawinf again its been a hellish 6 months #its really easy to just fall out of the habit of it #i used to obsess over never being someone who just suddenly stopped drawing for weeks/months #it scared me. like a core part of my identity would have to change for that to happen or would be changed by that happening #and then once i didn't draw and wasn't drawing i felt like i needed something to violently change about myself to get me to start doing it #again. but i didn't need that i just drew something again and that was it. like that stretch of time didn't happen #drawing is just an activity you can choose to do or not do and there are no consequences for whatever decision you chose to take but it felt #so serious to me it is like i viewed it like death #which i was right about in a way but mostly in how death is just a thing that happens and that it wont be that sudden and insane #you will just be and then not be just like how you weren't and now are. its just like me drawing or not drawing lol #but that comic of ht papyrus by jnpie where he's looking at the puzzles he used to make and wondering if he'll ever do that again. or if he #wants to. its like that feeling. it always sticks in my mind #i have like a fear of thinking about when i will no longer care about something i care about now and its so weird when. realize i stopped #wanting to do something and caring about it and. i feel nothing on account of no longer caring about it lol. but i know that past me #is currently looking forward at me now and terrified. this is unrelated to that comic a lot but its like. thinking about how i will change #words #mine #IM NOT TAGGING THE ART bc i wanna actually finish some of these pieces tbh and like they are just the backdrop for my thoughts... #feels so hashtag tumblr to talk to yourself about some vague ass feelings or situation that no one else will look at ugh thats like #The tumblr experience. but i love reading other's personal posts and tags though..

[innalheid]

Once again I forget how much I fucking love centaurworld until I interact with it again

#the music..................unparalleled #its so. beautifully well done #as a piece of animated theatre. thats ehat i consider it at this point. #it has the Exact story beats and musical composition of a musical except stretched out into a show #and its done soso well. AND its animated. its. UGH #i want there to be a stage play so bad because it would SLAP but it would be uh. so long jdbdhdbjdbdhd #I SUPPOSE you could shorten the non song bits. i GUESS #personally id do the full. lemme check the run time real quick #like seven hours #id both go to AND be in a musical that length. thats nothing. its worth it #i promise. #.......maybe i also just miss being in musicals 😓😮‍💨 #okay my cat is forcing me to cuddle no more centaurworld propaganda

[evilvvithin]

guess who finished rdr2 campaign just now

(Rest in peace Peanits my beloved brown hungarian pony i'm going to be emotionally recovering for next couple of days)

#got the worst ending possible it was heartbreaking especially saying goodbye to my horse that was unnecessary #got bit of epilogue left yet but yeah #i feel like i mustve missed something within the game or do sth wrong because it just wasn't such masterpiece to me as i heard everywhere #too annoying n slow paced with most missions being the exact same over n over n stretched out to oblivion with bunch of unecessary dialogue #still a good game nevertheless but yeah #i grew to like dutch so much tbf why he gotta be that way #playing rdr2 made me want to play fc5 so damn much #and doom eternal #tw mari

[functionalasfuck]

So… there is a lot of talk about Jang Uk’s mom. Like… a lot. They bring her up all the time. Almost more than either of Jang Uk’s fathers. Which leads me to believe she is going to have more impact on the plot than just being the woman who was abused and used by the former king and her absent husband. It seems like they’re setting something else up with her.

#alchemy of souls #maybe she was also a powerful mage #with a big secret #maybe Jang gong swapped her soul using the ice stone #and her soul is still out there #maybe he put her soul into young MuDeok #which is why the missing Jin daughter was incredibly powerful at a young age #and why the original Mu Deok protected Jang Uk during the alchemy of souls #or maybe not #this theory is a huge stretch and I don’t anticipate it being canon #but something is definitely up #there is more to the mom’s story than we are led to believe

[grantihare]

mother in law stole my fave pj pants cant have shit in this house

#i have to joke abt it bc if i dont ill have a break and the last straw being pj pants would b pathetic of me lol #vent post #i have been looking for them for over a month and just assumed they were in our laundry #and the only place she couldve gotten them is from our pile downstairs #so now im just. stuck thinking abt how many other of my favorite things have gone missing in the wash and wondering how many are just gone #like the matching shirt is missing. does she have that? did she take both? shes stretching the pants and im hoping theyll recover but the #shirt cant stretch that much so is it in the pile or did she take it or did she get rid of it or is it going to show up burned with holes #like most of my other shirts do #i cant even have fucking clothes in this house i cant eat i cant shower i cant exist downstairs for the majority of the day i cant make #noise i get yelled at and walked in on for using the bathroom i cant fucking exist without my partner or their brother as a chaperone #i fucking hate it here i cant fucking take it i wish shed tell me to kill myself again so i could get it on recording and get a fucking #restraining order and never see her again i want her to leave me alone i want to feel safe again i want to stop being terrified to breathe #too loudly i want to be able to leave my partners fucking room i want to have somewhere to call home i want to not be hated for existing #im so fucking tired i cant keep doing this fuck me #were supposed to move out in april or may and if we cant find a place that soon idk what im gonna do bc i cant hold out much longer here

[brood-mother]

i reached into the murky depths of my most pointless accumulated esoteric knowledge to solve some guy’s UNEXPLAINABLE CREEPY REDDIT STORY THAT HAS HAUNTED HIM FOR YEARS and he didn’t even say thanks, like helloooo i showed u my syndromes pls respond

#tldr he went to basel with some friends on a friday during the summer of 2006 and the place turned into a ghost town after a certain time #like fully 'lights on/shops open/music playing but no-one around' ghost town #they found 1 person in a restaurant who seemed annoyed to see them then served them gross food and disappeared #AND IT WAS SPOOKY #even hearing the year 2006 activates my football fan sleeper agent programming so #and im like. oh bro the friday ur talking about is probably june 23rd when switzerland was playing s korea in the world cup #it was an extremely important game which decided whether they were going to progress to the knock out stage so EVERYONE would have been #watching it and also town would have been quieter than usual anyway bc the wc was being hosted in germany like an hour away #(in yuro towns its extremely common for EVERYONE to down tools and watch the game if ur country is playing no matter what or when) #the waitress probably came out to stretch her legs at half time and they served whatever slop they could get out in less than 15 min #and she was pissed she might miss some of the second half #and he didnt even acknowledge i had solved this mystery that had been plaguing him for 16 years #they should have hunted him through the streets for sport (swiss ppl are like that anyway)

[faillen]

watched laz rising for the first time and i literally feel changed

#silver has truly had to deal with an ever-constant litany of how do you all SURVIVE since we started talking about spn in Nov2020 #but like now I’m sitting here staring at myself being like how are you gonna survive this huh? #absolutely wild feeling #it’s not even DeanCas really #I haven’t had a blorbo like Dean since I was fourteen and a Tony Stark stan #it’s exhilarating and terrifying and frustrating #i Don’t know how long this will last or how far it will take me but god I’ve missed this feeling of a fandom stretching out in front of me #without any kind of like. time pressure. #spn

[whydidoth]

.

#super cool for my legs to just stop working so i get to be in a ton of pain and nauseous and can also barely even move #and i missed class yesterday because i could literally barely move my legs without crippling pain #but i was at least functional enough today to go even though whats normally a fifteen minute walk across campus became a forty minute walk #and also probably undid whatever healing my rest day did so now im stuck in bed again #and i got to find out that the building my class is in is wildly inaccessible #the only elevator is literally in a different building and there's a slope that is definitely too steep to be ada compliant #and also the elevator is behind a door in a dinky corridor and the door its behind doesnt have a fucking button for it to open itself #and all this time im just thinking about how ive been told i shouldnt use a mobility aid because itll lead to my muscles degrading #like idk man!! #but i think maybe being able to use my legs at all even if theyre. #a bit weaker is probably preferable to not being able to move at all!!! #and i cant even get into see a doctor about any of this until october despite scheduling the appointment way back in fucking APRIL #because we live in an absolute nightmare of a healthcare system #and if i get told by one more medical professional that i should stretch and workout more i think im not legally liable for ripping #their fucking heads off #newsflash!!! i do already workout on the days i can move my legs!!!!! #and shockingly #it isnt a common symptom of not working out to get crippling leg pain or else wed probably have a lot more people needing wheelchairs #or getting told to eat healthier #i do eat healthily bit fuck you if i have to put up with chronic pain i should at least be entitled to eating food i like #oh maybe if you only eat uncooked broccoli and work out twenty three hours a day you might have the privelege of maybe improving your legs #obviously since i didnt have the good sense to be born able bodied

[the-ash-holio]

Looking back on old college projects... my favorite part was being an artist (outside studio classes), because when it came to final projects, I just did what felt comfortable (and also SO out-there that my professors didn't know what to do with it lol)

"Here's a 16-panel comic I drew that answers essay prompt 3" or "Here's a 3 minute animation for the class to watch as opposed to me giving a 10-minute presentation"

#the comic was a stretch cuz i 50% missed the mark on the point of the prompt but... still got an A lol #i literallt used random sketched blobs from my psych notebook as the MCs to explain Immanuel #at the time... i thought it was revolutionary. right now.... wtf is that? hahaha #god i dont miss college but #being able to go to someone and be like 'hey... can i make an animation for people to watch instead of giving a presentation?' #and my professor (nicest lady ever) just being like 'uhhh.... sure? just make it at least a minute' #*queue me making a 3:30 animation and my professor emailing me a week after finals asking if she could show it to her future classes* #those were the days #now its just my job to make out of the box shit ... im running out of ideas lol

[coffeeflavoredcookies]

I wonder if you can grieve something you dont remember. I wonder it Ronan ever felt like there was a hole in his chest and never really managed to understand why he was feeling that way. I wonder if Ronan subconsciously remembers to miss Noah even when he can't remember he ever existed.

#not that ronan has a shortage of people and things to grieve tbh #so maybe its for the better than he cant remember #but I still wonder I cant help it #and i know that stepping out of time made him step out of the memories #so there shouldnt even be anything to miss #but Ronan is made of magic so i like to think its not a stretch #besides memories arent the only ways for poeple to exist in our past #maybe he cant remember Noah but he could remember loving him #same goes for Blue of course #the gangsey in general really #tho Blue and Ronan DO feel like they had more concrete hard to erase memories with him #like a whole first kiss #and uuugh being thrown outta the window #idk why my mind always goes back to that lmao #the raven cycle #lily rambles

[chosospookiebear]

Perv!Gojo who’s having a hard time keeping his hands to himself with his virgin girlfriend. You were just too cute, how could he not touch you?

Perv!Gojo who is enraptured by your body and will ask to use your thighs or tits to get off.

Perv!Gojo who’s cum more times than he can count to the thought of taking your virginity; being the first guy to see you when you fall apart completely.

Perv!Gojo who’s lying to himself everyday by telling you it’s fine, he’s okay with waiting until you’re ready.

Perv!Gojo who whines in your ear when you have your hand wrapped around his cock, begging you in such a pretty, sweet voice to let him put it inside this time.

Perv!Gojo who’s got you straddling his lap and dripping on his fingers; stretching you out even if you’re unsure of going all the way.

Perv!Gojo who promises to ‘just put the tip in’ but the second he’s inside you he can’t stop himself from sinking further into your tight pussy.

Perv!Gojo who kisses you lovingly to hush your protests, promising that it’ll feel so good.

Perv!Gojo who’s got you crying on his cock from the number of times he’s made you come and he’s not even close.

Perv!Gojo who gets you addicted to him and will come running when you call to say you miss him.

#gojo x y/n #gojo satoru #gojo smut #jjk smut #jjk

[graff-aganda]

YESYESYES I AM HERE FOR THE PSYCH ART THANK YOU!!! 2006 show fandom is sleeping but still alive🙏

OMG!! well I am happy to provide whatever doodles I may do... <3

#im watching through the show for the first time... very good for the most part :3 very fun #but im waiting for a dvd boxset to arrive before i watch past season 3. the place im watching it has missing episodes and missing/incorrect #subtitles and sometimes poor quality. and they're re-issuing the entire series plus the three movies on dvd so i was like 😏 why not #ive heard about the musical episode though. im prepared to become unwell about it. #I was curious so I went out of my way to watch santa barbara skies and ive heard it both ways on youtube and. oh my god. so good??? #im saving all the other songs as a surprise though. #also ackk... i hate what they did to the songs for the soundtrack they released officially??? #you know how musicals sometimes cut down on the amount of talking during songs for the soundtrack releases. #well they just cut ALL of the talking but KEPT the stretches of time that they were talking in???? #so its just long stretches of like. music thats just made to be talked over during the song. inbetween short bursts of singing. #like. i would have PREFERRED if they kept the talking in 😭 #this is especially about santa barbara skies. need to crawl over to youtube anytime i want to listen to it without being annoyed #but yes anyway thats my rant :salute: LMAOO #psych is very fun and im enjoying it :] we'll see if i get around to more doodles.. #very busy BUT ive been having fun doodling stuff as cool downs or breaks #telegraff #anonymous