#my little succulent has a baby now?

[c4ts4ndstuff]

just cut off my succulent's baby, and it needs to sit out for a day or two before i put it in it's own pot so the cut can heal over. i'm so worried for the little plant baby, i keep half-expecting it to have turned into a dry husk since i last looked at it

#op #kind of wondering if i should transplant my main succulent to a bigger pot #also it has another little baby popping out right now #my mom wants the big baby but what will i do with more babies?!

[wonryllis]

ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 ! ENHYPEN REVEALING THEIR NON!IDOL S/O

╰ 𝖺𝗅𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗅𝗒, 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗅𝖽.

𝒏o𝓉ℯs. idol!enhypen showing you. 𖥔 ݁ fluff LIB? fem!reader req 727wc.

𝗵𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗲𝘂𝗻𝗴 everyone knows okay everyone just does. it's in his eyes, it's in the way he speaks, it's in his body language, it's in the way he dresses, it's in the little advice and messages he leaves on weverse, it's in the pictures he posts. just everything exudes that he's a taken man desperately in love. his reveal is normal, an official announcement from the company the day after their contractual dating ban is over. appearing on a talk show after all excited to tell everyone about you to be hit by the realization that people actually did have idea just not that you are non celeb.

𝗷𝗼𝗻𝗴𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗴 he does not give a fuck about anyone but you. would reveal it so nonchalantly like he's on a live and fans accidentally spot you moving around in the background and he's like,"oh yeah that's my girl, would y'all like to say hi?" he'd call you over and have you sit on his lap the entire time, though not showing your face he doesn't want your privacy getting taken away. you both would laugh and interact with the comments and answer fan questions like you've been public for years. talking about first impressions, who's more clingy, why you chose him yk.

𝗷𝗮𝗲𝘆𝘂𝗻 he's scared, not for himself but for you. baby doesn't want his baby getting those hates and threats. he takes a little safer side, writing a personal note addressing the love of his life and asking to be respected and given privacy. monitors the response and as soon as everyone seems accepting he's showing you off everywhere he can, from talking about you on lives and interviews and shows to posting little tmis on social media. fans even grow to tease him with your name challenging him to things he wouldn't otherwise do. cutesy and hot alike.

𝘀𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗻 he has no intentions of revealing it like until he has a baby with you or something. but poor guy is so bad at concealing his feelings like he's on a show to give advice on fans queries and there's this specific question about how do you know you love someone and hoon is just K.O. ed rambles on about how there's this internal feeling and you just know it when you look at them, they're the best in the entire world and everything. then later on panics when articles surface about it, "oh my god baby they know! they know!" and he ends up confirming the rumours.

𝘀𝘂𝗻𝘄𝗼𝗼 this guy can't wait to let the world know about you, his special person, his home. takes every chance he gets to reveal y'all but the manager jumps in every single time telling him it's not the 'right time' yet. he's so annoyed now, he's taking it the dispatch way. sneakily going places without cover, not necessarily to you and then when the articles are out jumping at the first opportunity to introduce his lovely partner through a message to his fans. talking about how long he's been waiting to let them know this important person and how much he loves you.

𝗷𝘂𝗻𝗴𝘄𝗼𝗻 my boy is soft launching it. he's posting these random ass pictures of succulents and cardigans and hairpins and lipgloss and everyone is so confused until he starts with pictures of hands that are too pretty to be his, skirts with thighs that couldn't be him and lastly a picture of him twirling around someone with the caption,"everyone meet my baby! :))" and after that he's making everyone sick with lovey dovey pictures of you everyday everywhere, twitter, instagram, weverse you name it, everywhere! fans be getting every little update of your love life.

𝗿𝗶𝗸𝗶 leaves little hints and tricks here and there to get the fans crazy with suspicions but at the same time not enough to expose y'all. plays at it for about a year before he gets impatient and unsatisfied with just little bits and pieces wants to upload full on vlogs about his days with you. wanting to post things like 'dance challenge with my beloved' literally has it on the tip of his mouth "i love my girlfriend," begs the company to let him reveal it and they're like we never stopped you?? so he does talking about it with fans- my girlfriend does that too! my girlfriend would love that!

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[toxophilitis]

Mom's Naughty Daughter conclusion

CHAPTER TEN

"Why don't you two stay home from school today?"

Bobby and Carolyn looked up at their mother. They were having breakfast and the bus would be coming by in half an hour.

"Why?" Bobby asked. "I'm not sick, and Carolyn sure doesn't look sick, either."

"I think Mother has a good reason," Carolyn said.

"I do," Lynn smiled. "I have a very good reason."

"I'll stay home only if there's fucking involved," Bobby said. "I'm not gonna miss school unless I can have some pussy!"

"You can have all the pussy you want, baby," Lynn smiled at her son. "In fact, you can stay naked all today. All right?"

Carolyn nodded eagerly and immediately stood up and started to take her clothing off. She unbuttoned her blouse and dropped it over the back of her chair. Her perky tits stood up firmly, her succulent nipples already erect. She started to take off her skirt then stopped.

"I don't think I'll undress all the way. If Bobby wants my pussy he can always find it."

Bobby wore only his jockey shorts.

Lynn unbelted her robe, flinging it open so her tits were exposed. She finished her coffee, then rose to clear away the table.

"Want me to take this robe off?" she asked them, her eyes twinkling.

Both her daughter and son nodded and Lynn dropped the robe. The triangle of her cunt hair drew their eyes, as it always did. Lynn turned and carried dishes to the sink and their eyes followed the movement of her swelling ass.

"Let me help you, Mother." Carolyn said, starting get up.

"No, honey, I can handle these." Lynn said.

She stood at the sink, her legs parted. The hair of her cunt could be seen between them and Lynn squeezed her asscheeks together tightly then relaxed. She did this a few times and then, without saying anything, began to piss.

"Oh, Mother!" Carolyn giggled.

"Mom, you're pissing on the fucking floor!"

"Mmmmmm, I know," Lynn murmured, looking at them over her shoulder. She spread her legs wider, the golden piss splashing down. "It's exciting, dont you think?"

Carolyn's eyes glazed over as she watched. Then, with a yelp, she jumped to her feet and ran to her mother. She pressed her cunt against the cheeks of her mother's ass, sliding her hands around Lynn to cup her tit.

Still sitting at the table, Bobby watched his sister twist her cute ass, rubbing her pussy against their mother's ass. He could still see the golden piss spurting from his mother's cunt.

Lynn turned toward her daughter and grasped the girl's rounded asscheeks. Bobby's eyes were wide with excitement as he watched the women facing each other, both holding the other by the ass. Carolyn began pissing, the two golden streams mixing and splashing on the floor.

Finally Bobby got up and moved to them, his cock bulging inside his shorts. Sliding his hand between their legs, he felt their hot piss soak his palm. He lifted his hand and felt both his mother's cunt and sister's pussy at the same time. His cock throbbed and he took it out. Then, with a giggle, he went to his knees, turning around and shoving his face between their pissing cunts.

His mother and sister giggled. Looking down between their bodies they watched Bobby move his face into the stream of golden piss.

"You like that, Bobby?" Lynn asked, giggling. "You like being pissed on by us?"

Bobby didn't reply. He just held his face into the stream of piss, his cock throbbing inside his fist.

"Don't come, Bobby!" his sister gurgled. "Don't come yet!"

Both women finished pissing at the same time. When it was over Bobby shoved his face up, licking from one piss-wet cunt to the other, pounding on his hard cock.

"Now this is what I call good-tasting cunt!" he said, pulling from between their legs. "A little piss on a cunt is just right."

Lynn and her daughter laughed at him. He was still gripping his cock, when he stood up and Carolyn pulled his fist off his hard-on.

"I don't want you to come yet," she said.

She dropped her skirt, which she had held at her waist, then went down to her knees before her brother.

Lynn gripped a cheek of her son's ass, her other hand holding his cock. When Carolyn opened her mouth Lynn stuffed her son's cock between her daughter's lips. Then, after kissing her son, she too, went to her knees, kissing and licking at his hips and thighs.

"You suck my cock, too, Mom," Bobby said.

Carolyn released his cock and watched as her mother sucked it in deeply. She held her brother's balls, her eyes glazed in passion. While her mother held the swollen head of his cock between her lips, Carolyn ran her tongue up and down the boy's cock shaft, making Bobby shake in pleasure.

Lynn and Carolyn passed his throbbing cock back and forth, taking turns sucking him. Both women held a cheek of his ass now.

"Mmmmmmm, tastes good, doesn't it, Carolyn?" Lynn grinned. "Wouldn't you say that was the sweetest-tasting hard-on you've ever sucked?"

Carolyn offered Bobby's cock to her mother's mouth.

"I love to suck a hard cock, Mother! I just love it so much! My cunt gets so hot... I could come just sucking one!"

"Mmmmmm, me too!" Lynn gurgled, feeding her son's cock back to her daughter's waiting mouth. "In fact, I already came once."

"I wish you two cock-suckers wouldn't talk so much!" Bobby said.

As Carolyn sucked his cock, Lynn slipped behind her son and started licking and kissing at his ass. Bobby's cock throbbed deep inside his sister's mouth and Carolyn mewled in passion, sliding her mouth to his balls and sucking them awhile.

His mother ran the flat surface of her hot, wet tongue all over his ass then shoved it between his asscheeks. Lynn could not quite touch his asshole.

Bobby arched his ass backwards and placed his hands on the sink. Carolyn's mouth stayed with his cock even as his mother began licking about his asshole. Lynn moved a hand between her son's thighs, gripping his balls. She slid two fingers around his cock feeling her daughter's lips brushing against them.

"Ohhhhh, suck my cock, Carolyn!" he urged. "Mom, lick my asshole! Ahhhh, this is good!"

Lynn shot the tip of her tongue into her son's asshole, flicking it in and out. Bobby grunted, his eyes closing with pleasure. His cock swelled harder inside his sister's mouth, his balls starting to get very tight.

"I'm about to come!" he yelped.

Immediately Lynn pulled her face out of his ass, rushing around in front of him. Carolyn pulled her mouth off her brother's cock and Bobby gripped it, jacking it in a frenzy. Lynn pressed her cheek against her daughter's, both women holding their mouths wide open.

The hot gush of come juice burst out of Bobby's piss hole, splashing into the faces of his mother and sister. Both women squealed and Bobby jerked his cock from one mouth to the other, sometimes squirting into them, sometimes missing.

By the time he finished their faces were coated with thick come juice. When he stopped spurting, they both licked the head of his cock. Their tongues meeting as they licked up any spilled come juice. Then, turning toward each other, Carolyn and Lynn licked the come juice from one another's face.

"You two are come-crazy," Bobby laughed in delight.

"Oh God!" Lynn whimpered. "Come juice is the sweetest thing in the world! I could suck cock and drink that sweet come juice all day!"

"All day?" Carolyn giggled. "Mother, I could suck cock all day and night!"

"You just might have that chance!" Lynn said.

"What do you mean?"

Lynn looked out the window and saw Jake leaving his small house.

"That's what I mean," she said, pointing. Carolyn looked, gave a squeal and quickly dropped her skirt to the floor. Then she started running for the back door.

"Carolyn! Not naked!" Lynn called.

"Yes naked!" her daughter yelped as she flew out the door.

Lynn watched through the window, seeing her daughter run into Jake's arms. Carolyn kissed the man hungrily, pointing eagerly toward the house.

Jake looked at the window, and saw Lynn smiling out at him. He waved, wrapping an arm about Carolyn's naked waist. Lynn watched then come toward the house then turned to her son.

"Bobby, Jake is coming in. Do you want to put on your pants?"

"Do I get to fuck too?" he asked.

Lynn's eyes went soft with affection. "You'll always get to fuck me and your sister no matter who else does, too."

"Then I'll stay in my shorts."

Carolyn and Jake entered. Already Jake's cock was straining inside his jeans. He had draped his arm around Carolyn's shoulder, cupping one of her perky tits. He saw Lynn was naked and he grinned.

"I hope you don't mind!" Jake said to Bobby. "Carolyn mentioned you needed some help."

Bobby looked at him then said. "Help? You don't know how much help I could use. These two need a fucking squad of men!"

Carolyn began opening Jake's pants and Lynn shoved her hand into her son's shorts, grasping his cock, squeezing and pumping, making it grow again.

"Ooooo, two beautiful cocks, Mother!" Carolyn squealed as she pumped on Jake's cock. "I'm going to fuck and suck day and night!"

Carolyn went to her knees and pulled the head of Jake's cock into her hot little mouth. Jake looked down at Carolyn, then at Lynn.

"You meant it then," he said. "I wasn't sure you told me the truth about both of you fucking me."

"Hey, me too!" Bobby said. "You can't leave me out of this!"

"You'll get all the pussy you want, darling," Lynn said.

"I'm not going to interfere, guy!" Jake said. "It's your mother and sister right?"

Bobby grinned. "That's right," he said. "Show him, Mom. Show him I'm not gonna get left out!"

"My pleasure, baby," Lynn said, jerking Bobby's shorts down and taking his cock into her mouth.

With Carolyn sucking eagerly on his cock, Jake fondled Lynn's ass, watching her sucking hungrily on her son's cock. Very gently, he pulled his cock from Carolyn's mouth and turned her head until Carolyn's face was in her mother's ass. Carolyn made no protest at all. She lapped her tongue into her mother's asshole, then down to her cunt. Jake watched a moment then brought her mouth back to his cock.

"I just wanted to know if you'd suck a cunt, too, Carolyn," he said.

Lynn pulled her mouth off her son's cock.

"Jake. I told you I may be cock-crazy, but I don't lie. I eat a little pussy once in a while myself."

She returned to her son's cock, taking it deep, as Jake, now fucking into Carolyn's mouth, began to rub a finger about Lynn's tight asshole.

"I take it up the asshole, too," Lynn whispered with her lips close to her son's cock. "And so does my daughter. In fact, you name it... we'll do it, and gladly!"

She began sucking hungrily at her son's cock again, wiggling her ass as Jake worked a finger into her asshole. Carolyn began to suck with more greed at his cock. The only sounds being made for a while were heavy pants and the soft, wet slurps of two mouths filled with hard cock.

"Im going to give you a mouthful, Carolyn!" Jake said, ramming his finger into Lynn's squeezing asshole. "I'm going to fill your mouth, sweetheart!"

Carolyn replied with an eager moan and as Jake gushed, she gulped loudly.

"Here it comes, Mom!" Bobby yelped, sending stream after stream of come juice into his mother's mouth. Lynn waggled her ass, her cunt convulsing. Her asshole squeezed around Jake's finger.

"Now, this is what I call a fucking family!" Jake laughed as they sat at the table later, coffee cups full. Like Lynn and her children, he was now naked, too.

"Do you think we can replace your wife and daughter?" Lynn asked.

"Not only replace, but surpass," he said.

"Then let's see if we can all fit on my bed!" Lynn laughed, leading them up the stairs.

THE END

[callsigns-haze]

Wake up, my dear

pairing: finnick odair x fem!reader

summary: a morning with your favourite fisherboy between your legs

warnings: smut, fingering, pussy eating, wake up sex short fic

A/n: This is my third hunger games post so I hope y'all enjoy!

Finnick opens his eyes and looks about, a little dirty and dishevelled, and sees you sleeping on your back with the blankets pulled up to your chin.

You're so beautiful, he thinks to himself. He moves to be nearer the warm, comforting glow that your body generates. Finnick has a better idea before he decides to risk waking you asleep by throwing you into a hug or snuggling hug.

Finnick slips between your legs as he gently descends beneath the heavy blanket. Your naked legs since all you're wearing is a t-shirt and a pair of underwear to conceal your upper body. He spreads your legs gently with his large, callused hands as he lies stomach down in front of you, doing his best, if at all possible, to keep you from waking up just yet.

Finnick approaches your clothed pussy after your legs are spread wide enough to give him access to your nice parts. He licks a strip that is part of your mound all the way down your pussy. While you're still asleep, you shift about a bit.

Finnick then makes the bold decision to just go ahead and remove your underwear to the side so that there is no barrier between you and your pussy. Before plunging right into consuming your pussy, he merely glances at it. He's always thought your pussy is gorgeous. It's hardly the picture-perfect vagina you see in those numerous adult films.

Your lips are larger, and at first glance your little clit is hidden by your clitoral hood. For this reason, Finnick adores it so much. It's distinctive and flawlessly flawed. Every time you bring up being insecure, he assures you that everything is wonderful in his eyes.

Finnick looks right into your tongue when he has finally stopped looking at your pussy. He opens you up by spreading your lips with his thumbs.

Then he sweeps his tongue around in your hole. He knows that in just a few minutes, he will have you dripping on the sheets even if you aren't wet yet. You start to wriggle a little more and realise that you are almost awake.

Finnick decides to quit teasing and go right to your most vulnerable area after sticking his tongue in and out of your entrance a few times.

Finnick slides his tongue up till he reaches your concealed clit, all the while keeping the crotch of your underwear to one side with his left hand. He waits to lick your clit straight because he wants this to be slow and sensuous.

He licks your clitoral hood directly. then just around your clit, without really touching it. even giving the nerve a few tender licks. At last, Finnick makes the decision to truly pay attention to your clit. He carefully swipes his flat tongue over your small clit while using his right thumb to hold back your hood. You're finally waking up to this.

As soon as you snap open your eyes, you sense Finnick's lips on your tender spot. delivering it delicate sucks and luscious licks. You let out a loud moan, "Ummm fuck baby." He knows you're awake and is genuinely relieved that he can finally give you the verbal affirmation he craves while he's enjoying himself.

He enjoys learning about your likes and dislikes as well as how wonderful he makes you feel. Even what you desire less or more of.

Finnick stops licking his lips and lifts his head a little to insert his fingers inside the band of your pants. You raise your hips to assist him since you can sense what he's attempting to achieve. Your husband can now see your whole cunt as he slides them down your legs. Y

ou toss aside the blankets so that you can see him between your erect legs. Glancing down, you find Finnick grinning drowsily with his hair curling on top of his head, part of it falling into his face. Finnick then immediately returns to devouring your succulent pussy, which he adores.

Finnick pulls back your clitoral hood again and sucks your clit into his warm mouth. He can feel you throbbing on his tongue. You throw your head back onto your pillow and concentrate on the pleasures he's giving to you. Ever since the beginning of your relationship, Finnick has been an expert at eating pussy. He knows exactly where you want his tongue and how much pressure to apply. His mouth has never let you down. And now because he has some facial hair, it makes his face between your legs all the more enjoyable.

"Feel good my love?" he mumbles over your clit in a deep raspy voice, sending vibrations to the nerve.

You groan back, "Ahh so good Finnick." He is sucking and flicking his mouth tight on your clit, and you can feel his smile on your pussy. He moves his left hand, which was resting on your leg, across to your hole, nudges the opening with his middle finger, and then carefully slides it within. His finger is stretching your taut walls, and you can feel it, which just intensifies your feelings. Finnick sloppily chews on your clitoris, pumping his finger softly in and out of your pussy.

You get the strength to sit up and look down at your husband and see that he has his eyes closed, almost as if he's concentrating really hard on his task. You reach down and push some of his curls away from his face and tug on his roots, while forcing him to get as close to your cunt as possible. As soon as he feels you grab ahold of his blonde hair, Finnick opens his green eyes and looks straight into yours. His eyes burning holes into your soul.

While keeping eye contact with Finnick, you push your shirt up and expose your breast to the cool air of the room. Both of your nipples are hard and perky. With the hand not on his head, you grab one of your boobs and start teasing your nipple. The view makes Finnick moan onto your clit and you get a jolt of extra powerful pleasure. Quickly, he inserts a second finger inside of you and this time curls them upwards to stimulate your g-spot.

You drop your head back, losing eye contact and yell out, "Fuck….Fuck…Fuck, I'm gonna cum baby. SHIT." Hearing you say that makes him work extra hard to push you over the edge. He points his tongue and flicks the tip repeatedly over your swollen clit while roughly curving his fingers inside your vagina, petting your g-spot. Your legs begin to shake and your chest is heaving heavily. Then you cum in his mouth.

Vaginal walls fluttering around his fingers. Clit pulsing on his tongue. You have the urge to snap your legs shut but Finnick uses one hand to keep them spread. You slowly rock your hips, allowing his facial hair to tickle your pussy. Right before you come down from your high, he gives your clit a few pressured sucks to draw as much of your orgasm out as possible.

Then when you start whining due to overstimulation by his tongue, he pulls away, breathing rather heavy and lays his head on your opened thigh. You let go of his hair and can feel your arousal dripping onto the bed below. Well a mixture of your cum and his saliva. He glances at your worn out pussy and can still literally see your core doing involuntary contractions.

As you catch your breath from the intense morning orgasm, Finnick crawls up your body and lays on your chest, resting his head on your shoulder. Then he whispers, "Hope you didn't mind I woke you."

Steading your breath you reply, "I give you full permission to eat me out any time of the day or night if you make me cum that hard every time."

He just lets out a laugh and says, "Well good to know because I think I'm in love with your pussy. Taste so good. Looks so good. It's perfect."

A few minutes later, you return the favor by giving Finnick a blowjob to relive his throbbing cock and then your lazy day continues as planned. Bubble bath together, lunch in the garden, cuddles, sex while cuddling, sex in the kitchen, couch, pool, shower and in bed. By the end of the day, you won't be able to walk with how much Finnick pounded your pussy. Just makes the after care all the more special.

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[rumble-aint-a-rumble-without-me]

HI DILLOOOO!!!

So sososososo, as a plant mother of 6, can you do headcannons of the gang with a s/o who loves plants and has like a ton that they constantly take care of?

If not no worries Ik it’s a kind of strange request love u (platonically) 🫶

A/N: For sure bro! I am the proud owner of 9 little potted plants, they sit in my kitchen windowsills and I dote over them with all of the love in my heart. I'm a huge fan of succulents and cacti, and I hope you're a big fan of these headcanons!

DARRY CURTIS

Darry is amused by your love of plants, thinks it’s cute how excited you get whenever you talk about them or whenever you get a new one

He’s not against your love for them at all and will offer up the windowsills in the kitchen for you to house all of your plants if you need the space

I have a feeling his Mom had a bunch of plants? Like flowers in the flowerbed outside, small plants in the windows and vases on the table so having plants back in the house is something special to Dare

Not that it’s not special to the other Curtis boys, I just think Darry sort of resonates with that sort of thing more? I don’t know, it just works okay? Trust me?

But also trust me on this, you do not want him anywhere near your plants and I mean anywhere at all

He’s bad at remembering to water them and definitely doesn’t have any sort of a green thumb so do yourself a favor, and your plants too, and don’t let Darry take care of them at all

SODAPOP CURTIS

Sodapop Curtis kills every plant he touches so for the love of God, don’t entrust your lovely little plants babies to him, they will not survive

He doesn’t mean to kill them! He just never remembers to water them or waters them too much or leaves them in the sun too long or moves them out of the sun or-

Soda does like giving you plants and flowers though! He’ll do flowers more often than anything else, just cause they’re easier to come by, but expect a few small houseplants every now and then

Yes, the flowers do come from the flowerbeds in the neighborhood, and yes, the flowers are often times just various weeds and wildflowers that he thought were pretty and figured you’d like

He tries to remember the names of all the plants? But you and I both know that Sodapop is wayyyy dyslexic and wayyyy forgetful so sometimes the names come out wrong

But that’s okay because he’s trying and you can tell and he’s just so adorable when he messes it up because once you correct him, he’ll repeat the word a few times just so he can try to remember it 

PONYBOY CURTIS

This boy is surprisingly good at taking care of plants? And he’s very good about giving them the exact amount of sunlight and water that they needed and making sure that they’re growing the right way

Side headcanon that tacks onto Mrs. Curtis having plants, but Ponyboy was definitely the one who helped his mama water all the plants because he just would, ya know, it’s a Ponyboy activity

Pone likes to check out books from the library about plants, specifically flowers and their meanings, and sometimes the two of you will pour over them together, looking at all the pictures

He checks out even more books when you leave him in charge of watering your plants because heaven forbid anything go wrong with your babies-

Ponyboy likes to call the plants by their proper names, boy’s practically a plant identification app after he starts dating you, I swear to everything-

You show him a plant once and the next time you bring that plant up Pony will have at least three facts about it, the symbolism of the plant, and it’s directions for care 

DALLAS WINSTON

If you have plants and you care about them at all, do not leave them in the care of our Mr. Winston, you will not have plants anymore

No matter how hard he tries, he just can’t keep plants alive and it’s literally the funniest thing ever because he does all the same things you do and still kills them- he thinks the plants have something against him

But, there is one plant he has that has managed to survive, a hearty little succulent in his room at Buck’s that has somehow not died yet

Of course, that little plant came from you and Dally loves that thing a whole lot but he will not allow himself to water it, for fear of killing it off, so he makes Buck water it and gets really upset if Buck doesn’t water the little plant on time

No matter what you name your plants or what the plants actually are officially titled, Dally will call them by the most obnoxious names because he doesn’t want to be bothered to remember what they are

He knows all the names, don’t let him fool you on that, but he’d much rather call them names like floppy green leaf and spiky bush  

JOHNNY CADE

Johnnycake loves that you love plants, he thinks it’s sweet and cute how much you care for the little plants you’ve potted so carefully-

He’s very gentle if you leave him in charge of your babies, following any direction you leave him down to the exact letter, he will not mess anything up and everything must be done perfectly

Dallas likes to mess him up and bother him while Johnny’s watering your plants, saying things like “You weren’t supposed to do that one, ya know.” and “You sure you haven’t already watered that one, Johnnykid?”, and my personal favorite, “You think they’d notice if we swapped out a plant?”

Johnny very quickly stops involving Dally when you leave him charge of plant care

He likes learning about the plants too, he’s like a little sponge when it comes to the care information

Johnny’s really good about remembering which plants are which, even with the ones that look really similar and have similar names, he likes to ask you about them just to see you get all excited <3 

TWO-BIT MATHEWS

Two-Bit Mathews is a forgetful person and for that reason, I strongly advise against letting him take care of your plants, he will not remember them until they’re already wilting

That being said, he does think your plants are super cool and will constantly point out new plants to you and ask if you know what they are

It doesn’t matter if you know what they are or not, he trusts you completely when it comes to plants and you could flat-out lie to him about the plant and he would just nod like he understand exactly what you’re saying

Two-Bit really likes cacti I think, the spikier the better, and will always try to poke yours if you’ve got any, no matter how many times he ends up stabbing himself on the points

If you were to give him a plant, I think he’d actually cradle the pot like it was a real baby, super psyched on having his own plant and being just like you! (Give him one of those ones that are like nearly impossible to kill because if his plant dies, he will be very, very sad)

He keeps the plant you gave him in his room, perched precariously in his bedroom windowsill and makes it very clear that no one is to touch it because he’s afraid someone’s going to to kill it

STEVE RANDLE

THIS BOY. Loves to shower you with flowers and I mean all the flowers he can get his hands on, he gives ‘em to you whenever he sees you

Steve gives you small bouquets from the corner store, gives you the wildflowers growing on the edges of the lot, gives you the hearty little weeds that poke up between the sidewalk cracks

Do not let him take care of the plants. I will only say that once. Do not do it.

He can help you pot and move them if you need to move your plants, but he is way too heavy-handed when it comes to watering them and will drown your plants, it’s not at all, I swear-

You can tell when he messes with them too cause he’ll leave grease smudges on the pots and we all know, Steve doesn’t wash his hands nearly as much as he should, and to be honest, with his interest in cars, he’s constantly covered in oil and grease

It’s cool though, he’s way into cars, and you’re way into plants, it’s kinda cute when the two of you go on tangents about your interests and the other one just kinda looks at the first with hearts in their eyes 

TIM SHEPARD

There is one (1) plant, one singular plant, in the whole Shepard household and you are the only reason behind its presence-

It’s in the kitchen, tucked behind the sink and seated right under the window, probably the best spot for a plant to be and it stays there proudly, vibrant and leafy and green

Tim pretends like he’s indifferent about your love for plants, not really having an official opinion on the plants you cherish so dearly, but he’d be lying if he said that his heart didn’t pitter patter at least a little bit faster whenever he sees that plant in the kitchen

Tim likes the plants that are easy to take care of, that only require weekly or bi-weekly waterings and absolutely no pruning, he just wants to dump some water and move on

He doesn’t have a green thumb and he doesn’t have the patience to deal with the plants that require a lot of effort-

He’s bad at remembering the names too and will just wave his hand vaguely when he’s trying to talk about one until you describe the plant in a way that he recognizes

CURLY SHEPARD

I can see Curls really digging plants? And just gently cupping a plant in his hands, those scarred fingers wrapped around a pot with the tiniest sprout poking up through the dirt

Imagine for a moment, if you will, tucking a flower behind his ear- something bright and colorful against those inky black curls while he rolls his eyes fondly and bows his head to give you a kiss-

He likes planting things with you, messing around the dirt and planting your various flowers and other greeneries in pots and flowerbeds 

Curly will get bored with it though, very fast, especially if you’ve got to plant a lot or you’re working with boring plants, and he’ll try to get you to do something else instead

When you’re watering plants too, he’ll try and nudge your hand so you end up dumping more water than you needed to because he’s a mischievous little somebody who likes to mess with you

Expect a lot of flowers from him too! Little bunches of flowers from the sidewalk and from the yards he passes, clutched tightly in his hands and presented to you with the widest smile 

#the outsiders #the outsiders headcanons #the outsiders hcs #the outsiders x reader #dillo’s writing #darry curtis #sodapop curtis #ponyboy curtis #dallas winston #johnny cade #two bit mathews #steve randle #tim shepard #curly shepard #darry curtis x reader #sodapop curtis x reader #ponyboy curtis x reader #dallas winston x reader #johnny cade x reader #two bit mathews x reader #steve randle x reader #tim shepard x reader #curly shepard x reader #plutoonian

[writingsofwesteros]

can you write for Corlys Velaryon?

like maybe reader is the wife of Leanor instead of Rhaenyra and Corlys makes sure reader gets pregnant and that the baby is of Velaryon blood <3

(your writing is amazing 💕)

AN: Hi, I hope you like it x

NSFW

You chewed nervously on your bottom lip as you waited in the empty study of Corys’. Your hands clasped behind your back. You had been married to Leanor for over three months now and you had still not consummated the marriage; not that anyone else knew…you hoped but you couldn’t stop your thoughts from racing.

The soft light blue dress wrapped around you. Your ample breasts brushed against the material whilst your shoulders were left bare. “My dear, I hope you were not waiting long.” You fought against jumping when the sound of Corlys’ voice came over you. The door falling shut behind him that left just the two of you alone in the room.

“Oh, It was not too long.” You whispered out truthfully. It had just felt so long, you thought to yourself. The worry of having done something wrong was weighing heavily on you as you watched Corlys move around the room. “I’m glad.” He hummed and gracefully settled down into his chair; his legs spreading out. Not that you noticed this..

“Is there something wrong?” You couldn’t stop yourself from asking as you timidly stepped closer to him. “Oh, no..not at all, sweet girl.” Corlys began in hopes of calming you down whilst his own eyes were trailing over your young, succulent body that he had fisted his cock to on many occasions. 

He watched the relief flood your face as a pretty blush came over you. “I do believe we have matters to discuss.” Your confusion was evident, something he was enjoying a little more than he should. “I have reason to believe you and my son have not consummated the marriage.” He finally admitted.

You could only stare at his eyes; your own eyes so wide as you chewed nervously on your bottom lip. “I ..I do not..” You began to babble now. Your fingers still playing together as his hand reached for your own. You gently took his hand. “It is not your fault, sweet girl.” Corlys tried to comfort you.

“I did try…” You couldn’t keep it in anymore as you began to babble. His fingers played with your own as you stepped even closer. “Shh, I know…he should have told you the truth. I thought you knew.” Corlys gently whispered. A bright blush this time around came over your cheeks as you ducked your head.

“I’m sorry..” The words fell from your lips once more whilst your head was still bowed. “Shh, come here..” Corlys hummed and brought you to stand in between his spread out legs. “There has to be an heir.” You continued to whisper as your heart began to race; cheeks flushing once more.

“Yes, an heir will need to be made.” Corlys hummed so gently as his hand slowly moved up and down your sides. It was enough to have you shivering. “I do not believe we are able to have one.” You whispered; not noticing the smirk only growing on the sea snake’s face. “Oh, there is a way.”

You only grew in confusion whilst his hand slowly moved up your body. He tugged you closer before your soft lips met. “Oh..” You gasped; eyes still so wide whilst he only chuckled against you. “Shh, do not worry.��� He whispered before passionately deepening the kiss that had you whimpering for all the right reasons now.

“We can’t…you are married.” You began to babble now; leaning away but his hold on you only tightened. “So are you.” He purred and before you knew it he had gently moved you onto his lap. “Corlys…” You whimpered; the feel of his hardening cock underneath you had you nearly shaking.

“Hmm, do you not want to do your duty?” Corlys couldn’t help but start manipulating you. His hips rocking just to tease you some more. “My duty?” You repeated; surely this was not it? He was not your husband…but if your husband could not perform..The thoughts were racing through your mind now.

“Hmm, you want to be a good girl?” He whispered into your ear as his hot mouth began to move down your neck now. Gods, how had he gotten so lucky, Corlys thought to himself with a growing smirk. Your own hands moved to his chest as you slowly nodded your head. You did want to be a good girl and do your duty.

“Hmm, there we are.” He continued to purr; your noses brushing together before his lips were soon on you. He had to be quick; his wife’s dragon ride would not be long. His hand was already moving up your inner thigh before you could stop anything; not that you truly wanted to as you whimpered.

His thicker fingers easily found your weeping pussy. “Oh, you have been left too long.” He whispered into your ear; so sympathetically as his thumb moved over your clit. Corlys pinched it to have you jolting. It was enough distraction for his hand to move onto his pants and undo himself. 

You whimpered and found yourself hiding into his neck. Your heart was racing in your ears already. “Shh, I’ll take care of you..you just need to give me an heir.” Corlys whispered and pressed a soft kiss to your neck as the fat head of his cock teased your weeping pussy. Your wetness is already coating him.

“So greedy..” He couldn’t help but tease you. His hand moved to grip his cock and brushed it through your folds. Corlys watched as your hips began to move as your whines echoed around the room. “Good girl..so good..” He wished he could spend more time with you; but that was for another day.

You made the mistake of looking down to see his large cock. You whimpered and gulped; beginning to wiggle once more. “Shh..” Corlys cooed; passionately capturing your soft lips before lowering you on him. Your legs were already shaking as you struggled taking him inch by inch.

You whined; your soaked walls fluttering around him instantly as the pleasure and pain swirled inside you. “I know…I know, it’ll be better next time.” He whispered sweet nothings into your ear. All you could hear was next time. It had you more aroused as his hips began to thrust up; pushing his cock deeper.

A sharp gasp escaped you when his cock hit a spot you never knew existed. You cried loudly and his hand gently moved over your mouth. “Shh, I’ll take you away for you to scream another time.” Corlys promised whilst his own moans silently fell from him. He had his mission this evening. 

“I should tell Leanor?” You whimpered out; brushing your noses together as your soft lips parted. A pool of desire moving over your stomach as you slowly began to rock your hips. Not that you knew what you were doing and you only copied him as your instincts tried to guide you through it.

“No..let's keep this between us.” Corlys knew it was a dangerous game but this was the most fun he’d had in an age. He had a pretty, innocent woman to play with and he was going to take full advantage. His hands slowly moved to your arse now and began to palm you. All the while his cock fucked you faster.

#corlys velaryon x reader #request

[makeyoumine69]

Congratulations to 1k!!! You deserve it and even more:D

Well,after i read your smut,where Reader was top,i thought almost all night like:

If Patrick Bateman was sub and Reader was..how i can tell it without shy...sexual sadist,dominant,charasmatic bitch,which will say all sorts of her dirty thoughts while they are fucking. Prefer fem,but only if you want tho. I just cant stop thinking about Pat has S/O,who can compete with him in dominance and horny as hell-

— A/N: Hello! Thank you so much for your request, I hope you like it!💗

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"Yes! Ah...fuck y-yes!" your loud, shameless moan made Patrick's thick cock throb in your womb as you rode him hard, pressing him down with your succulent hips. "Mmhhm...your dick feels so good, SO FUCKING GOOD!"

"(Y/N), baby..." Bateman whimpered as he tried to grab your waist and take the lead, but you brushed his hands away. "I'm so c-close! Please..."

"Aww, that's so sweet of you to beg me," you cooed with him, pushing two digits into his heated mouth. "Open it!"

Patrick hesitated for a moment, but then submitted and began to suck on your graceful fingers.

"You should see yourself, Bateman," you glanced down at his flushed face, then raised your eyes to look around his fancy bedroom. "God...you were so pathetically needy that we didn't even make it to your bed," you slowed down the pace, rolling your hips against his solid ones and leaning on his perfect abs. "So I had to fuck you right on the floor!"

Patrick only moaned in response, especially when you added one more finger, shoving them deeper into his mouth, almost harshly.

"Mmm... I'm mm-gonna cum!" The way he was trying his best to pronounce something clearly made you laugh, and you couldn't help but rock back and forth on his dick — the friction was too intense, but you kept yourself in balance as you wanted him to cum first.

"Do you think you were a good boy enough to let you cum?" You asked him, pulling your fingers out of his mouth and wrapping your hand around his shaky throat.

"Mmmm...yes!"

"Are you sure?" You drew closer to his burning lips and stopped moving, causing a pitiful whimper to erupt from his massive chest.

"What do you w-want me to do?" His hot breath was almost scorching, but you stayed still, squeezing his cheeks and leaving a wet trail of small hickeys along his neck.

A devilish smile flashed across your face as you came up with the idea of what exactly you wanted him to do.

"Oh boy, since you're so obedient, I'll tell you what I want," you murmured, getting up only to change your position, so now you were facing his blushing cock and giving him an astonishing view of your dripping slit. "I want you to use your mouth properly," wiggling your ass slightly, you turned around to give him a cheesy smile. "You want that pussy, baby boy?"

"Yes," he didn't wait for your permission, and you gasped once you felt his puffy lips encircle your pulsating little bud. "Mmm, cum all over my face," Patrick was so fucking thirsty, lapping at your cunt like a hungry kitten. "I want to drink you dry so fucking bad...mhhm!"

Bateman couldn't hold back a low growl as you pressed your hips closer to his face, silencing him and forcing his beefy shaft to twitch in your hands as you pumped it vigorously before taking it inside. Skillfully, you sucked him off and rubbed his heavy sac. This little whiny bitch didn't last long, so you let him explode into your mouth, because you were in a good mood. Although Bateman was so fucking dazed from the huge orgasm, he didn't stop licking, sucking and devouring your luscious pussy, and soon you joined him in the ocean of ecstasy, pinning his head to the floor with all your might.

God, Patrick was such a perfect fucktoy, and maybe he was even more than that, but right now it didn't matter.

#american psycho #patrick bateman x reader #patrick bateman imagine #patrick bateman #patrick bateman x female reader #patrick bateman x you #slasher x reader #slashers x reader #slasher x you #slasher smut #patrick bateman smut #patrick bateman headcanon #christian bale smut #christian bale x reader #patrick bateman reader #christian bale #patrick bateman imagines

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for getting back into gardening?

There’s a story to this I swear I swear.

So. My friend got introduced to the game Omori! I’ve been a fan since it was in development and have been slowly trying to convince them to play the game to have brainrot with me.

And, like many people, my friend grew to love the character Basil when they played it. He’s a shy, sweet boy who loves plants.

My friend has now entirely changed themselves and acts as if they are pretending to be Basil in real life. They bought new outfits that mimic the ones he wears, they’ve suddenly started growing plants, etc. it’s very strange.

This is totally fine may I add! Baffling, but it’s not hurting anyone and I am actually very happy for them if this is genuinely how they want to express themselves. What is not okay is how they’re… trying to stop me enjoying gardening..?

I love plants and after a longwinded medical issue, I’m feeling less shitty I’m back into it actively. I have a thriving aloe vera with babies, cacti, succulents, a fig tree, apple tree, pear tree, herbs, raspberry bush, blackberry bush, loganberry bush, tomatoes, potatoes, etc etc. you get the picture. I really love plants! And I decided since I’ve been feeling better, hey, why not plant some new stuff too? So I’ve got some sprouts of various plants growing.

As I enjoy plants and they also do, I figured it’s a good common thing to bond over! I thought since they were a beginner I could help them when they got stuck or needed advice. So I’ve been talking to them a lot about their plants, offering some stuff to them when I harvest it, like strawberries and raspberries and apples, etc. and also being a generally open person if they need advice.

I have discovered over the past month or three that it seems my friend can not keep a plant alive to save his own skin. It’s okay, he’s new to it, plants die, it’s life. But when I offer some help (eg: “take some of my flower food, it will really help you get more blossoms when the time comes,” “you need to prune this part, it’s dead and it will spread to the rest of the plant”) he acts like I’m speaking down to him or insulting him. And he keeps killing plants.

Eventually I actually got upset with the amount of plants he was killing. They are living things and deserve a fighting chance, just like any person or animal does. There is no reason not to treat a spider plant with the same care you would a tree. So I was like hey if you want I can help you set up a watering schedule / help you find out which plants need more shade or more sun and stuff so you can keep them alive longer and he just blew up at me. I’m talking like screaming that he knew what he was doing and it’s NORMAL for plants to die and i “didn’t even care about plants until [I] started so why are you copying?!” It threw me for a loop and actually made me cry because you know… I don’t like getting yelled at lmao. After I cried a little bit I told him that I wasn’t going to talk to him until he apologises for treating me like that because it was uncalled for and really hurtful, I was only trying to help him with his hobby so we could talk about plants together and maybe share some propagated sprouts or something when his plants were old enough. He complained about me online for about a week but no one really listened because it’s very common knowledge I’ve been gardening since I was literally about four years old. He’s since stopped complaining about it but still refuses to apologise.

I’m worried that I might have been an asshole by offering my advice and help? I never pushed it onto him or anything, just offered helpful tidbits and gave him some plant food once, but he might have taken it in a different way than how I meant it.

AITA?

~🌿

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole

[iu-jjang]

[FANCAFE] 230302 IU replies uaenas on fancafe

IU: Ah and if anyone bullies you, tell me! ⚔️😡⚔️

IU: Ah.. ok ok not everyone is able to reply yet..

I totally understand~~! 0_<

So I’m about to meet my dayookies 😌

(t/n: most uaenas just got demoted back to full members as 5th gen had ended. Also, ‘dayookie’ or succulent plant / cactus won the YouTube poll for 6th gen.)

🌵: Unnie, give a word of encouragement for university students starting classes too..

Give me strength too, for I’ve been a uaena since the time back when you endorsed for MyChewㅜㅜ Then I’ll buy a box of MyChew and go to school!!

IU: So there are people starting classes too…!!

🌵: Unnie, don’t forget about the university students tooㅠㅠ

IU: Fighting for your first day of classes!!! 🥹🥹 You’ve been a baby uaena until now!!

🌵: Unnie, is there a more matured snack for university students to offer others, rather than MyChew sweet?

IU: jjondeugi..? (Traditional Korean chewy snack)

🌵: Jieun-nim, my son is starting childcare tomorrow!! As a parent, I’m feeling a little nervous, so thanks for your message heh I’ll hang in there ❤️

IU: Goshㅜㅜㅜ That’s cute. Baby fighting!! Mummy uaena fighting as well!!

🌵: Unnie-ya, is it decided that dayookie will be the nickname for 6th gen uaenas then?? (Does that mean there’s no hope for yukbuley at all then..?)ㅠㅠkekekeke

IU: Yukal (t/n: Meaning ‘six legged’. Watch IU TV for inside joke reference).. I mean, yukbuley is packing its bags🥹

🌵: Unnie, I’m starting classes… I don’t feel like going to school.. I don’t like lessons.. I don’t like to go for orientation.. I don’t like my professor…

IU: I hope you patch things up with your professor by offering him/her a MyChew sweet keke

🌵: I don’t feel like going to school tomorrowㅠㅠ But I have to right? I’m the teacher after all…

IU: kekekekekekepeuhehehehehe

I’ve never been a teacher, so I didn’t know.. Even the teacher doesn’t want to go back to school.. Teacher uaena fighting too ㅜㅜ

🌵: Unnie, it’s my first day as a nurse today and I’m really really worried about whether I’ll be able to do a good job and I don’t like(?) that now I’ve started work, I don’t get school holidays and I’m having trouble sleeping, but right at that moment, unnie came here and made me cryㅠㅠ I’m not going back to school or starting school or a baby uaena,,, but I’ll try my best with your words of encouragement🥹 Thank you so much!!! I love you 💛

IU: Fighting!! Baby member of society!! Thinking of this message, I’ve got to be kind to nurses all the time.

🌵: Unnie, when are you going to bed?

IU: I’ve got to go to bed now. I only came to five words of encouragement, but it was fun reading the comments 😚

🌵: I’m a university student… but I shall go with the MyChew strategy…. Brothers and sisters let’s go~

IU: Based on my experience, MyChew works for those in their 30s too..

🌵: Unnie, I’m on the verge of tears. I missed you so much. I needed this today 🥺 But what if I can’t make friends at school?😭

IU: Don’t be impatient.. How about finding out if there are others who like IU too..?

🌵: Is it decided that we are going with dayookie then? I can’t give up on yukaleyㅠㅠ

IU: We’ve got to decide the winner fair and square…! 🥹🥲 kekeke dayookie is so cute too 😌

🌵: Unnie anyway you never reply to my messages……🥹 I’m going to bed first! Have a good rest as well, unnie!!!!! I wrote yesterday that I hope unnie has a good sleep too. I hope you sleep well today and tomorrow and the day after too!!!! Don’t fall sick!!!!! Stay healthy!!!!! Got it~~? Don’t just take care of uaenas, you must must must take care of yourself too. I love you, unnie. Love love love love love love love love love you 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

IU: Goodbye goodbye good night 💗

IU: I think keke I’ve held back the people keke who actually need to sleep early 😂

That was fun. All of you have got to do a good job tomorrow.

You can’t wake up late, so hurry and go to bed 💗

I hope your day turns out to be better than you were worried about

Goodbye 🙂

Translated by IUteamstarcandy with love

#IU #fancafe #replies #translation

[septimusmoonlight]

Anonymous: Imagine you're a young demon or witch who's been doing favors for a while in Exchange for peoples first borns, only you didn't realize that the ones who hadn't already conceived their first borns are all starting to now, and they're all magically appearing in your womb as they are conceived. You've been doing deals for a few years now, hopefully you haven't bitten off more than you can chew

Oho, I like this idea~ I’m going to switch it up a little, though…

I’ll choose demon here. I’m just meandering around the nice isolated cave I’ve turned into my mountainside home, and I pause to admire myself in the mirror - I am rather handsome, ifI do say so myself, and my arrow-tipped tail only adds to the charm. My horns, while nothing massive or extravagant, still spiral away from my head in an elegant way, and I take a moment to adjust my hair around them before moving on to the bookshelf I’m planning to rearrange.

I’m idly wondering which side of the shelf a specific potted succulent should go on when I suddenly feel a strange heaviness drop into my lower abdomen. I pause with a frown, wondering what the hell that was - and then another weight falls, and another, until I realize what’s going on. This is the start of all of the firstborns that I’ve accepted as bargaining chips over the years, arriving in my womb instead of their human parent’s. I wonder, disoriented, if all of these people just happening to be conceiving in a row, and then I figure that it’s just my comeuppance for using magic so flippantly - magic does come with its costs, after all, but I didn’t forsee this.

I stumble over to my bedroom as my belly starts growing, visibly. I wonder why the children are maturing so fast, but then I remember that I’m a demon, and demon-children aren’t even born most of the time; there’s a ritual that has to be done to bring them into existence, but I guess I’m just bypassing it, and their sudden manifestation during a ritual is just turned into this massive baby bump when pregnancy is substituted in. I suppose that, if I were a human witch who had made all of these deals, I would have time to get used to all of these children, to decide if I even wanted to give birth or not…but no such luck, and here I am on my hands and knees in bed, my midsection hanging heavier and heavier.

I live alone and my cave is pretty isolated, but I still lean down and bury my face in the pillows just in case someone happens to pass by, bracing myself for the first baby. Demon children are stronger than human young, with more developed instincts, so I don’t even have to push for the first child to start fighting its way out, kicking and squirming in a way that I find uncomfortably pleasurable, my eyes rolling back in my head at the feeling of it stretching my cervix so vigorously.

Even while the first one is still fighting its way out of my pussy - which is, strangely, wet - I still feel more and more children being deposited into my womb, my belly pressing comfortably into the bedspread. The first child slides out of my body, and I don’t bother to do anything with it, knowing how strong young demons are - but I hardly get any time to admire the sensation of my cunt gaping open before the next baby starts scrambling to get out. I moan into the pillows as I push, relishing the stretch as it forces me wide open, and I cum at the sensation of it slipping out fully, clenching tightly and shivering in pleasure. The next one doesn’t appreciate the delay that my climax brought, and is already trying to get out before I’ve even come down from my high - but I don’t even care.

I’ve made many, many deals over the years, and I haven’t even kept track of them all. I have no clue how long I’ll be stuck like this, or how big my abdomen will get - but, as another demon child thrashes its way out of my body, I figure that I don’t really care at this point.

#Originally posted September 17th 2020 #asks #anonymous #my writing #nsft text #patreon.com/septimusmoonlight #birth #impreg #preg #constant birth #constant preg #forced birth #demons

[saylorsaysstop]

⭐️ TOP 10 READS ⭐️

I wasn't really dabbling with the book community when I picked up reading again in September 2023 but now in January 2024, I've read 32 books (not a lot but I'm picking up speed finally!) and here are my TOP 10 reads so far on my reading journey 💘📚

Starting at #10...

#10: ICEBREAKER | Hannah Grace

This was one of the first books I read. It was also my first sports romance. I didn't think hockey would be it for me but WOWZA did Nate Hawkins change me. His and Stassie's relationship was a quick one that took my breath away. The spice? You wouldn't have convinced me of the fllth in this book when I picked it up. Honestly, the pages moaned when I opened them. Such a good read! Highly recommend. I'm currently reading WILDFIRE (Russ and Aurora's story) and cannot WAIT for Henry's book! He was my favorite side character 💘

RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️

#9: SECRETLY YOURS | Tessa Bailey

Secretly Yours was my introduction to Tessa Bailey who has honestly become one of my top 5 authors. I love her writing style. A third person typically isn't my cup of tea, but Tessa can change you. This was a great take on a little grumpy x mega sunshine action. Julian Vos is a sucker for his girl and secretly a little freak too. Absolutely loved this! Also, I loved the secret admirer letters back and forth. So good.

RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️

#8: Unfortunately Yours | Tessa Bailey

This is the second book after Secretly Yours. This follows Julian's sister, Natalie, and August Cates. We meet both of these people in Secretly Yours. There's nothing I love more than a marriage of convenience trope with a little splash of enemies to lovers, but knowing that the MMC has fallen in love first. August Cates? He is a WHOLE MAN. An ex-Marine who is set to keep his late best friend's vineyard dreams alive, his and Natalie's explosive relationship is a succulent read... And in the bedroom? Well, let's just say. He makes it fit. 🔥

RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

#7: ADDICTED TO YOU | Krista & Becca Ritchie

The first book in the Calloway Sisters series follows two very complicated people, Loren Hale and Lily Calloway. Best friends since childhood who both face terrible addictions (Loren is an alcoholic and Lily is a sex addict), they've been playing their families for years that they've been together. They do this so they can help others hide their addictions. But when everything blows up and each realizes the other does have a problem, everything goes south. This book had me in tears. It is emotionally tragic and I adore LiLo SO much. I've read Ricochet and am going to start the 3rd book either this month or in February... Also, you may just fall in love with Connor Cobalt. I said what I said 💗

RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️

#6: FLAWLESS | Elsie Silver

When in doubt, remember what Big & Rich said. Save a horse, ride a cowboy. If you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy. My first cowboy romance ever and I was hooked from the very first page. We meet Rhett Eaton, a playboy bull rider with a hatred for milk unlike no other. He needs his reputation fixed and handled. Enter Summer. The most sunshiney person you'd ever meet gives this bull rider a run for his money. And the sex? Oh wowza. It's so good.

RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️

#5: A COURT OF THORNS & ROSES | SJM

My introduction to ACOTAR started off strong. I adored Tamlin (if you know, you know) we follow Feyre Archeron and her journey. I can't say much except you need to read this. It is one of the best series I've ever read, which is why my next 4 are ACOTAR too.

RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️

#4: A COURT OF MIST & FURY | SJM

ahhhhhhHHHHHH. I CRIED LIKE A BABY. RHYS?? Rhys is my husband. I can't help it.

RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️

#3: A COURT OF WINGS & RUIN | SJM

I cried even harder reading this one. Again, I can't spoil it.

RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️

#2: A COURT OF SILVER FLAMES | SJM

This is by far my FAVORITE. I am a Nesta girly. Deep down, out of all the Archeron sisters, I relate to Nesta the most. And Cassian is my favorite bat boy... Gah lay. I cannot wait for Azriel's book.

RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

#1: HAUNTING ADELINE | H.D. CARLTON

My number one book... Is Haunting Adeline. I don't want to hear any negativity. This book changed me. I've got so many book boyfriends, but Zade Meadows beats them all. He is unstoppable. This book had me screaming at the top of my lungs and had me fighting for air. Zade had me questioning everything about myself. He is the dark boyfriend for me. I have Hunting Adeline and desperately want to read, but was trying to get through some of my TBR. I started it and cried by the third chapter so I had to put it down because I just KNOW Hunting will wreck me.

RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

#icebreaker #nate hawkins #haunting adeline #zade meadows #a court of thorns and roses #a court of mist and fury #a court of wings and ruin #a court of silver flames #sarah j maas #sjm universe #hd carlton #tessa bailey #secretly yours #unfortunately yours #flawles #elsie silver #rhys #cassian #azriel #rhett eaton #loren hale #addicted to you #calloway sisters

[mental-breakdown-machine]

it's my birthday now i'm gonna talk about my new plants!!!

Dracaena masoniana or 'whale fin' are probably my favourite kinds of snake plants, on account of them being literally 1 leaf. I've been wanting one of these for a long time so I have a little treasure trove of random facts already stored in my head.

Leaves can grow up to three feet inside, and are often grown as a single leaf plant, though as you can see this plant can grow multiple. contrary to what you might think when you see this picture, each leaf is actually very sturdy and thick.

the one I have is quite young but as they age they become darker (I seen an absolutely ginormous one when I was getting this one)

Pilea peperomioides or Pass It One Plant (named for the fact this it always has little plant babies you can plant in another pot and give as a gift, which, cute)

This one has also been on the list of plants I want mostly because like all of my other plants, it looks a little weird. Adding to the weird look (or making it I guess) is the fact that the stem connects just off center of the leaf, while most plants have stems that connect to the ends of the leaves.

like many house plants this one is low light! (though most low lights actually tend to do well in indirect light) this one is also non toxic!

Senecio rowleyanus or more commonly know as string of pearls is a vine succulent with some very neat looking orbs that they use to store water (these are the leafs and like all succulents they tend to store more water than other plants, making them a great choice for people who forget to water their plants)

These little guys are toxic so don't eat them and don't let your pets eat them (worry not. This on is wayyyy out of reach of the cats)

These funky looking plant vines can grow to two and maybe even three feet (under the right conditions) With better photos of the 'pearls you can actually see a translucent stripe that runs lengthwise. This stripe is there for optimized photosynthesis, but is also helpful to let you know when they need to be watered because then they're running low on water and the 'pearls' appear to pucker.

Maranta leuconeura or Prayer plant

This unique plant gets it's name from that fact that during the day it's leaves stay open and flat as you can see here, but during the night they close like praying hands.

Like many of the plants I've been talking about, this one also darkens in colourization as it ages, and adds red stripes to the outside of the leaves. This amazing plant can also reach up to one foot indoors.

This plant is native to the Brazilian tropical forest but has been popularized as a house plant over time.

Monstera Deliciosa or just Monstera

I actually already have one of these but compared to my little four leaf plant, this on is practically a tree. I don't know if you can tell from the picture but this thing is massive we're talking like 3 feet tall already with leaves bigger than my cats (even the fat one)

The size is probably also one of the appealing aspects of this plant, which can grow up ten to fifteen feet tall and eight feet wide, and leaves that can measure up to eighteen inches across.

These pants actually get the latter part of their name Deliciosa as they are actually a fruit bearing plant. it can take around two to three years for it to bear fruit, and then it takes the fruit ten months to ripen. You'll want to wait for it ripen too, because eating unripened fruit can cause serious burns to your throat. I've heard the wait and risk are well worth it though because it has been described as one of the best tasting fruits out there (often being called the fruit salad plant because the fruit tastes like many fruits all at once?)

#snake plant #dracaena masoniana #pass it on plant #pilea peperomioides #string of pearls #senecio rowleyanus #prayer plant #maranta leuconeura #swiss cheese plant #monstera deliciosa #plants #botany #house plants #flora #science #belle talks plants

[ddejavvu]

random hc of the day: remus secretly likes houseplants. everytime he's at somebody's house he's admiring their houseplants. he probably has a succulent, maybe a jade plant. he got it from his mom. now the plant is pretty big and looks so healthy because he takes care of his baby <3 he also probably named it. oliver or milo, something like this

secretly?? the guy loves 'em openly!! omg on my old blog i wrote a set of hcs with remus and a hufflepuff reader where she was shy and wanted to get to know them so she sent him little houseplants and he kept them from the other boys even though they were supposed to share them and they always tried peeking at them 'cause they were so cute and he shooed them away like >:( MY PLANTS >:( GET AWAY >:( and when they finally became friends she finds out they haven't been getting her plants 'cause remus has been squirreling them away and he's all :] sorry :]

oliver or milo :(( omg yes james has a bunch of plants in his house for the decor but he doesn't take care of them so remus waters them whenever he's over and james swears he hears remus talk to them

#let's talk about remus lupin !! #remus lupin #remus lupin x reader #praying no one locates the hcs and figures me out

[theworldisquietheretooquiet]

Forced to watch and whoever you’d like, for the prompts? 💗

(from this prompt list)

Thank you!!

I made myself sad by doing Morwen being forced to watch Aerin's marriage to Brodda. She must have felt so helpless. It got a bit long sorry, (it's 1164 words).

Thank you to @outofangband for talking about Aerin & Morwen with me, which inspired some of these ideas!

Cw: canonical forced marriage, clear suggestions of sexual and domestic violence

Brodda’s servant will not meet her eyes. He stands tall and proud as he stares down at the torn grass, but his body is turned away from her. Morwen curls her lip in contempt, she has no patience for these men who scorn her openly yet adorn their porches with protection amulets as she passes.

“Well? What does your Lord want? If he wishes for my cattle or perhaps my smithing tools, tell him to look in his own house.”

The words are cold and she feels strange daring to speak so openly. But this morning Grithnir had brought word that the invaders had destroyed the graveyard in the west of Dor-lómin. Those who had led Morwen through fire and danger had been lain there and the thought of their resting places desecrated had lit an icy rage in her.

But the man only laughs, cruel and dismissive. “I am sure our Lord would not understand your words. I have, however, come to bring happy tidings.”

His mouth stretches into a distorted smile where each tooth seems just a little too sharp. Morwen holds herself very still.

“I have come to invite you to a banquet in celebration of the union between Brodda, Lord of Dor-lómin and Aerin. I believe the fair bride is known to you? My Lord wanted me to offer you his thanks. He says the women of this land are as succulent as the cows, and he hopes they will be as easy to, ah, propagate.”

His face twists in gleeful nastiness though he takes a single step backwards on the final word.

Morwen breathes in. Holds it as she tenses every limb, every muscle, every thought or passing feeling. She turns and walks back inside, tight and controlled. She does not react as the man cackles and spits at her back. (They are always so much braver when she is not looking at them.)

She enters her house. Stares around at the dark hall. It is almost completely empty now. She slumps down against the wall. She breathes out.

Morwen starts to scream.

For three days and two nights she waits. Five hours after Brodda’s servant had left, Sador had arrived, carrying both some food and a message from Aerin. It said she would come to her when she could and to wait after nightfall in the abandoned slaughterhouse.

So Morwen is standing for the third night in the cold, silent, blood-stained room and she is not thinking. She is not thinking about Aerin pretending to steal Túrin’s nose when he was a baby and laughing quietly when his face screwed up in angry confusion. She is not thinking about Aerin, who alone came to find her, when Húrin and Huor returned. She is not thinking about Aerin smiling mischievously on her wedding day, proclaiming if she ever got married, she’d have a dog carry the rings down the aisle. She is not thinking about Aerin spending every moment at that man’s mercy. She is not thinking about Aerin being forced to –

“Morwen.” She spins around as her name is spoken softly. The dust swirls and it takes her a second to distinguish her friend in the dark. Aerin looks wraithlike, silhouetted by moonlight as she stands in the door. Yet as Morwen strides over, her heart twists and she wishes the shadows hid the truth still. Aerin’s left eye is bruised and there are fingernail marks on her neck.

“What has he done to you?”

“You know what he has done. He told me he sent word. He took great joy in imagining your reaction.” Aerin’s voice is calm and level but there is a raw look in her eyes.

Morwen is silent. She wonders where the storm of words brewing in her head for days has gone. Looking down she sees Aerin’s hands are covered in scratches and many of her nails are broken. She reaches out slowly, and as Aerin does not pull away, gently takes them, enveloping them with her own slender fingers.

Aerin exhales. “This was unavoidable Morwen. They take all they can see and more besides. We must accept this as our life now and focus only on what little light we can maintain amidst the growing dark. You should look to Túrin –”

Morwen pulls back. Not yet, says a voice in her head. I cannot lose him too. “Húrin may still come. If he lives, he will seek us no matter the risk.”

She hates the doubt and sorrow she sees in Aerin’s eyes. “I do not have the time anymore for slight hope. When I think of Húrin now it is only to take his resolve for my own. To endure is to survive.”

Morwen closes her eyes. She sees Rían wild and frenzied with grief. She opens them and sees Aerin pale and resigned. She is not quite sure which is worse.

“I always thought the ending would be quick. It would be agonising, undoubtedly but swift. The roar of flames, the twist of steel, the rush of water, the cold hands of a thing whose soul is turned to evil.”

Aerin’s answering smile is crooked. “Some might say we are lucky to avoid such a fate.”

“I do not.” Morwen replies vehemently. “I think I would prefer anything to a slow end, pieces of me rubbing away in thraldom to an unseen shadow.”

“Neither I nor you are thralls yet.”

“Are you not?”

“No, though I am not sure I am spared by it. But I have some little power now to aid you and our people. I will do all I can to help you, since you cannot yet flee.” Aerin places her hand on Morwen’s stomach, smiling sadly. Morwen does not speak but she places her own hand on top of Aerin’s.

Her friend continues. “That is something that is more than just enduring. Túrin too, is a little hope. He should be sent away, Morwen. Let him live a life, give him a chance to follow his own will, not Brodda’s or the Enemy’s.”

Morwen does not respond to this council though it lingers in her mind.

Instead it is his name, finally spoken by Aerin that hangs between them. She stares at her friend who looks somehow both haunted and impenetrable. The combined effect makes her seem brittle, as if she will snap with enough pressure. But for now, only the shake of her lip betrays her. Morwen pulls her into a tight hold and Aerin begins to shudder.

After they have been standing, embracing each other for a while in the quiet, Morwen says “I do not know how to do this. I do not know how to be forced to watch this happen to you and live with it.” Her voice is ragged.

Aerin slowly stills and then pulls back. With her sleeve over her hand, she wipes her eyes and meets Morwen’s gaze. “I know. But you will have to.”

#this is quite dark😅 #hope you like it! thank you for the ask <3 #morwen #aerin #children of hurin #fanfic #my post #silmarillion

[rederiswrites]

Did a little weeding and planting on my pride and joy, and now I'm resting in the shade of my mom's car. It's warm and sunny today, and I have to be extremely careful not to make myself sick with physical effort. Some days are better than others.

I can't wait to watch my plants fill out over the course of the year. There's a barely visible baby agave in line with my foot that will one day be a bold vertical element. The prickly pear will grow as big as I let it, and be a twisting mass of pads. Maybe this year it will flower, and we'll have our first homegrown prickly pear fruit. In future years I'll learn to harvest and eat nopales, to keep the beast from consuming my garden. This fall, the big Autumn Joy sedum will once again make masses of pink flowers that will be covered in half a dozen different pollinators. The sedum Angelina already has to be knocked back lest it eat my gorgeous purple Sempervivum, and I've passed the curse on to @savethewailes . I strongly suspect that the stringy sedum (yes, that's what it's called; unless you come from a region where you're lucky enough to call it, apparently, "graveyard moss") will soon also need to be tamed back. In another year or two, I'll have sharing quantities of many more succulents, some I've yet to see in a garden store. Many of my own plants come from private gardens across my county, or have been mail ordered.

Plants tie us to the past and the future, to the people around us, and to the land and seasons. I know of no richer magic.

#succulents #gardening

[snooziep]

15 questions for 15 mutuals

Tagged by @her-pegship <3

1. Were you named after anyone? no, neither my sister nor i - not many women in my family but my parents just went with names they like.  my mum had a family middle name (king - not double-barrelled with her surname, just middle name king so it stayed with her when she married) which she hated so didn’t give to us.  i get why, but i do think it would have been kinda cool.

2. When was the last time you cried? listening to “my favorite murder” last night - it was a survivor story and those always get me.  in fact it really doesn’t take much to make me cry - happy stuff, sad stuff, memes, donkeys, tv, sunsets, books, people being nice, gifs of ducks......

3. Do you have kids? no.  i have kids in my life (niece and nephew and god-daughter etc) so best of both worlds - all the fun and not much responsibility

4. Do you use sarcasm? of COURSE not

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people? height. not sure why! i am quite tall I guess and have been since i was quite young so maybe it became a thing in my head in those formative years.  and it has no bearing on my opinion of them. it just somehow registers in my head whether they are taller or shorter than me.  this has been exacerbated by zoom.  i have colleagues i didn’t meet in the flesh for a couple of years and when i met them it was always “huh taller/shorter than i imagined”

6. What’s your eye colour? blue/grey/bloodshot

7. Scary movies or happy endings? a bit of both? scary then happy at the end? although i do love a good wtf ending. i read a lot stephen king in my teens so i like that “yeah happy ending.... wait... what?  nnooOOOOOOO!”

8. Any special talents? I sing, and I have a knack for finding/tracking obscure facts and trivia. this is @her-pegship’s answer and oooh that’s me too!!

9. Where were you born? Nottingham, UK

10. What are your hobbies? jigsaws, tv/cinema/reading, singing in a choir, propagating succulents, fact forum on facebook (started on myspace - yes i am that old!)

11. Have any pets? i had rats for a while.  loved them dearly but even they were too much responsibility haha.  so for now it is plant babies.

12. What sports do/have you played? you wouldn’t know it if you met me now, but i played volleyball right through my 20s and i danced (ballet and tap) from 8 to around 30. but now it’s a big fat NO

13. How tall are you? 5 foot 8 (173cm)

14. Favorite subject at school?  physics and chemistry

15. Dream job? i have worked in the civil service for 30 years and aim to retire in 2025 but i think i will get a little shop job.  i did that in my 6th form and loved in - in a paper shop selling fags and sweets (and newspapers). that’ll suit me.  tidying the shelves, chitchatting to folks. folding up my tabard at the end of my shift and heading home with weary feet but an relaxed brain.

tagging some folks but happy to hear from anyone (and obviously dont feel obliged!!!) @imsfire2 @letsby @ladyk23 @katsdisturbed @obishenshenobi @fishyandclintbarton @arms-and-arrows  @dannybagpipesarecalling @sarabeth72 @keyrousse @iriel3000 @redsector-a @cakeisnotpie @taketheshot21 @hijirikaww

#meeeee #not done one of these in ages #personal stuff