This may genuinely be the most I've ever laughed at anything in my life. By the reaction to Matt's retelling I had tears streaming down my face. By the reaction to Liam's retelling I was gasping for breath. I have enjoyed Narrative Telephone so much. 😁
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In honor of the debut of Ahsoka, DPed (director of photography, since someone asked) by one Quyen Tran -- and yes, it looks fantastic -- I want to bring back one of my other favorite things on Quyen's resume.
Namely, that time she spooked the shit out of Travis Willngham.
Behold: one of the best bits from all of Critical Role's Narrative Telephone series, where Sam (Riegel, her husband, for the uninitiated) asked her to bring their creepy doll into the room for the...benefit?...of everyone else on his video call. This is how she chose to interpret that request.
Q is a treasure.
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it’s actually so sad that we didn’t get an essek episode of narrative telephone because ofc matt would be like, ‘and then i… visited with a colleague, for a time…’ and ashley would just immediately be like ‘ohhh yeah and then um i went to caleb’s house and we… talked’ and then sam would just ‘i went to caleb’s house and we fucked nasty’ a la the insertion of marion ‘schtupping’ a client. we were robbed and i believe that.
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I had a sudden pang of missing Narrative Telephone, so... a compliation of some of my favourite moments:
And when he saw the wolf, the wolf had a beak?
You did what you did, because you did what you had to do and you did it because you had to do what you did, and you set BOUNDARIES.
The other two children apparently just stand there and watch this happen and are like ‘my turn!’
His beautiful lover, Sudara! [thirty seconds later] What was her name again? Sahara? [thirty seconds later] And the letter was addressed to his lady, uh... Serena!
I am a member of the Clasp, as we all LOVE to announce!
Grog Stonejaw
And I was like ‘fuck you’ and they were like ‘drink this!’
Fey Friends Best Buds HP Ink For Your Printer and Such
It was a ken-KOO! This kenKOO is just dead! That’s why it’s a corpse!
And then from downstairs there arose such a clatter, they all went downstairs and saw a bunch of food on platters! And Beau was like, ‘no no no don’t touch, it’s poisoned.’ [beat] So nobody ate the food.
The hippogriff’s name is Schmoopsy Ploopsy. Which might have been what the Ruby of the Sea was doing, so this hippogriff’s name is boning, but in Zemnian.
King Mahna Mahna
ADULA! Adula, I do love ya! I don’t know what I’d do, I’d do without ya! ‘Cause I love ya, Adula!
‘Are you a crone? Just tell me!!!’ And she said ‘JA!!! OMNOMNOM!’
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I think for the beginning of next season to recap season 1, they should write out a detailed summary of everything that happened, read it to Ashley Johnson, and then make her immediately recall it word for word on camera
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The thing about Matt’s rendition of Jester’s Winter’s Crest story on narrative telephone is that his Jester accent fully just sounds like Marion, which means it reads like Marion Lavorre is desperately trying to retell some wild story Jester once told her and doing it not very well but having a lot of fun doing it. and it’s the BEST
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A Critmas Narrative Telephone special that’s just Essek trying to explain a really complicated spell concept but he keeps getting interrupted and at the end he’s says “yes, Caleb, I’ll be down soon” but the rest of the cast accidentally-on-purpose changes it to something like “I’ll be up to bed soon” or smth
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