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mixelation · 4 months

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Who do you think is most likely gets really bothered my monty hall problem?

out of all the naruto characters? i think tsunade. tsunade is extremely intelligent but her bad gambling streak prevents her from comprehending the monty hall problem in particular. you can explain it to her, very slowly and using lots of pictures and examples, and then two minutes later she will still fall for it, and then proceed to have a fit over it. tsunade is out here yelling BUT THERE'S TWO THINGS SO IT'S 50/50!!!!!!!!!

for fun, here's akatsuki ranked by how much the monty hall problem bothers them (least to most):

9. Itachi. Itachi instantly understood the monty hall problem the first time he encountered it and doesn't understand why other people do not simply comprehend how probability works. It's simple math.

8. Sasori. Sasori was bothered the first time he encountered it in his youth, but he worked through the math and moved on. He thought this was a problem for children. Why are you, an adult, upset?

7. Hidan. Hidan actually doesn't understand the Monty Hall problem at all. He will never think to switch. However, he doesn't care enough to be bothered. Not even Itachi's commentary on how this is a problem even an idiot could solve will bother him.

6. Kakuzu. Kakuzu was secretly bothered by the Monty Hall problem for years. Being from an older time, Kakuzu didn't receive a ton of formal education, but was used to being able to intuit mathematical concepts. He learned the rule you should always switch, but was secretly bothered by it for like a decade because the unintuitive probability didn't make sense to him. He's had enough time to figure it out and make his peace with it now, though. He might punch Itachi in the face though, for totally unrelated reasons.

5. Konan. Konan also doesn't really "get" the Monty Hall problem, but she understand the rule that you should always switch. It will always bother her just slightly that she doesn't get it, but she also doesn't care enough to rank higher. She's in charge, so she can simply get up and walk away from this conversation.

4. Kisame. Math isn't Kisame's strong point, and he's accepted this. He just doesn't get how the monty hall problem works at all, and this wouldn't normally bother him, except Itachi keeps acting as if not getting it is a mark of deep incompetence. Kisame is sweating nervously.

3. Zetsu. Zetsu is less upset about the math part and more upset that the humans have come up with a way to trick him?? What is this. Why is everyone yelling. Why is the probably 1/3 and 2/3 if there's two things.

2. Pein. Pein normally wouldn't be bothered, but also he is God. If there are two things, the odds should be 50-50. God said so. Why does this not work. Is this a genjutsu? No, he'd notice, because he is God.

Deidara. Deidara KNOWS he is smart, and he KNOWS he does a ton of complicated math for his art all the time, and also WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE RUNNING THEIR MOUTH ABOUT THIS? Why is everyone giving him, in particular, a hard time? IF THERE'S TWO THINGS, WHAT IF THE ODDS ARE HE BLOWS UCHIHA UP--

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obsidianstrawberrymilk · 8 months

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I stumbled across your medic!Sasuke post by chance and it intrigued me. Given her most characteristic traits were basically everything Tsunade passed down to her, what do you think Sakura’s combative ability would be like if she studied under Orochimaru?

Hello anon, sorry this took me a second!

I'm not sure I would say everything about Sakura was passed down to her by Tsunade. In Pt 1, she still had her temper and her academic ability, and both became very important for her fighting style and medical ninjutsu, respectively, later on. Still:

I think one of the coolest parts about Orochimaru's fighting style is that, unlike Tsunade (or arguably Jiraiya as well, though he makes up for it with things like Sage Mode), his skillset is super diverse and isn't primarily limited to one field (Tsunade with medical ninjutsu). Whenever we see him fight, he uses a varied bunch of jutsu and techniques, and he doesn't seem to limit himself to one field or area.

Under Orochimaru, I definitely think she would have a very different skillset. Orochimaru's primary danger comes from knowledge, generally - he knows and is experienced with a lot of types of jutsus and is also very good at manipulating what he knows to create new things (his immortality and body switching). Unlike Tsunade, who's main fighting style seems to be 'hit them till they stop moving' (at least in Pt 1 she does have some other moves as well, such as using chakra to affect people's nerves so they can't move their limbs properly, like what did with Kabuto, but her to-go is generally her strength), Orochimaru seems more well versed in genjutsu, sealing, and kenjutsu than Tsunade is, which I could definitely see Sakura picking up on.

I still do think Sakura would pick up on at least some medical ninjutsu out of sheer necessity and also Kabuto in this AU, though I wouldn't see it being a big part of her skillset or combative ability.

Sakura doesn't have many fight scenes in Pt 1. Canon (manga only) her biggest one by herself is probably the fight against the Sound Genin in the Forest of Death. That and her fight with Ino, I guess.

In her fight against the Sound Genin, Sakura mainly relies on traps and trickery - she uses a single jutsu, the transformation jutsu, to get close to Zaku and injure him, and sets a lot of traps (though the Sound Genin avoid them). She also uses complex math on the fly in some of the anime movies to calculate the exact angle Sasuke has to throw a weapon. With this in mind, I definitely think a Sakura who learned under Orochimaru would be a more subtle fighter - I could see her using a lot more sealing and incorporating things she picks up from Orochimaru, like a water trap jutsu like the one Zabuza used on Kakashi, into those traps.

I could also see her getting really good at freaking people out, both with Genjutsu and just in general. It's one of the thing's Orochimaru is really good at and I'm surprised it's not mentioned more - a scared opponent is an irrational opponent, and it's a pity emotional manipulation as a weapon isn't brought up more. Sakura's already proven herself in canon to be willing to use the affection she knows people have for her to get them to do things; in canon, though, she does it to keep them safe. I could see a Sakura who trained with Orochimaru using emotional manipulation a lot more liberally; you'd get a lot of fight scenes where she pretended to appeal to Naruto and/or Sasuke with their bond as teammates to catch them off guard, I imagine.

I don't see her main abilities being in frontline fighting in this AU either, by the way - Orochimaru's main skills are in his experimentation and pushing the boundaries of chakra use and jutsu, just like Tsunade's are in her medical and administrative ability and Jiraiya's are in espionage. There's something very interesting about how the Sannin all gained their fame from frontline combat yet their main strengths exist outside of that, but because Naruto is a shounen anime we don't get to see those expanded on. It's disappointing - I see her mainly being a scientist and a creator. I think she would still be a force to be reckoned with, and definitely terrifying on the battlefield.

In canon, Sakura has created her own jutsu, and I think she would do that even more than she does in canon - using Orochimaru's gathered knowledge in Otogakure I could totally see her expanding on new or forbidden techniques or just making her own. Sakura's also kind of reckless as a fighter, more of an improvisor than a chess strategist, so I could totally see her incorporating a lot of experimental or developing techniques into her combat style.

Orochimaru's also skilled in kenjustu and I'd love to see Sakura pick that up instead of Sasuke in this AU. Instead of her brute fighting style, taijustu wise, in canon, I think she'd mainly rely on kenjustu and avoidance. She's quite fast in canon, and I think she could add to that with things such as genjutsu and displacement jutsus (or even the Second's techniques, depending on what you can justify Orochimaru somehow having access to).

I don't think she'd mainly use Genjutsu, though - Orochimaru's skill with it doesn't extend to specialization and following Tayuya's death I don't think there's anyone in Oto who specializes in Genjutsu who's that good. As I said, I think she would use a lot of traps, seals, and even some forbidden techniques - I don't think she'd spam justu like Orochimaru sometimes does, mainly due to chakra/stamina constraints, but still use a wide variety and create plans on the fly to keep her opponents confused, mimicking Orochimaru's unpredicability.

Also, this is an AU I could absolutely see Mokuton!Sakura happening in. I don't like it as much as some people do, but Sakura's canon chakra natures are water and earth, so I definitely see her using some water and earth techniques just to have them in her arsenal, and given what I mentioned about experimentation and experimental techniques as well I could see that turning into Mokuton.

Overall, I'd say she'd be a varied and unpredictable combatant with her main skills being sealing and traps, kenjutsu, and at least some elemental ninjutsu. Depending on if you think it could ever happen in canon Mokuton!Sakura is also a possibility. This Sakura would also add in a heavy dose of experimental techniques and forbidden jutsu, as well as emotional manipulation and be very good at freaking people out as she fights. While I could never see her being a chess strategist a la Shikamaru, I think her fights would have a similar improvised strategy and resourcefulness as we see from her in Pt 1 and early Pt 2, but I still don't see her being a very cautious fighter.

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sakuraharuno156 · 5 months

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Naruto wasn't born great, though. At the beginning of the series he was a loser who couldn't even create a regular clone. He had to learn to control the power within him, and we have examples of people who failed to be jinchuurikis, who had a monster sealed inside them that they were unable to control.

Not to mention calling Sakura 'literally the best written character in Naruto' is a slap in the face to characters like Rock Lee. Sakura always had expert level chakra control. Lee had absolutely nothing going for him from the start and persevered through nothing but hard work and willpower.

By your own definitions, Rock Lee is the best written character in Naruto.

I'll divide it into 3 separate points:

1) Naruto as a loser.

Naruto was a loser, but that doesn't change the fact that he was born great and to be great. He lacked the training and was socially unprepared because of his family situation, but he was still born great.

I'll break this down for you.

Uzumaki chakra is one of the best and the amount of it in Uzumakis was CRAZY, their sealing abilities were feared by nations.

Not to mention Narutos mother that especially HAD AN INCREDIBLY POWERFUL CHAKRA.

And sure, without training it would be nothing, but without the ability to use it, it will still be sh*t.

If Rock Lee had that amount of chakra it wouldn't change his abilities one bit, even tho he trained like noone else.

Also, Naruto is an incredible Jinchuuriki - sure, but let's not forget that he was born to be one. He is an Uzumaki.

Also also, he was able to access Kuramas chakra not because of him personally, but THANKS TO A SEAL THAT WAS PERFORMED BY HIS FATHER AND MADE BY UZUMAKIS AND WAS DESIGNED TO HELP HIM.

Then Naruto accessed Kuramas chakra by befriending him - yes of course, BUT DONT FORGET how he got there. Thanks to his own mother.

Naruto was about to lose himself to the dark side, but Kushina saved him.

Then, he trained really hard to get rasengan - sure, but don't forget that he was able to get to this so fast was ONLY BECAUSE OF KURAMA THAT GAVE HIM THE STAMINA AND HEALING FACTOR.

Time and time again we see him getting heald by Kurama and his abilities to learn jutsus as fast are there BECAUSE OF KURAMA THAT GIVES HIM THE STAMINA AND HEALING FACTOR.

And then, he trained really hard to get Rasenshuriken - sure, but don't forget that he GOT THERE SO FAST ONLY BECAUSE OF UZUMAKI/KURAMAS CHAKRA.

Kakashi said that this training is only possible for Naruto. The training took him DAYS and his progress was thousands times faster, you can do the math here, how much of CONTINUOUS TRAINING would it take him without it. It allowed him to make so many clones simultaneously, and then again he could use it only because of sage mode and then Kurama.

But he trained to get sage mode really hard and it was even harder for him because of Kurama - sure, but he got there because of Jiraya, not because of himself. Then again, why did Jiraya train him? Because he was stubborn, BUT ALSO BECAUSE JIRAYA WAS HIS GOD DAMN GODFATHER.

So I'm not denying that Naruto worked hard, but look at this objectively:

He was born an Uzumaki (with incredible amount of chakra) so he was by nature a great Jinchuriki.

Then he got Kurama (additional crazy amount of chakra + stamina + fast healing/recovering).

Then he's Godfather trained him (sage mode/summoning/rasengan).

Then his training was possible thanks to:

crazy amount of chakra

healing/stamina

great jutsus

an incredible ninja who taught him those jutsus.

So was he a loser? Yes. Was he born to be great BY DEFAULT? ALSO YES.

Do you understand now?

2) Character development =/= training hard.

Is that a factor? Yes, but it's not a synonym.

I love Rock Lee, he is great and he worked hard, but he is lacking in character development. We met him like he is in Shippuuden. His personality is the exact same.

IF we met him before his green suit and saw him develop after some time, like he became Rock Lee (that we know) in Shippuuden - maybe, but we only got a few flashbacks of him "developing". He was introduced and ended as THE SAME PERSON.

And yes, i respect him for his development during that one year, sure, BUT IT TOOK HIM ONE YEAR AND WE DIDN'T SEE IT. He graduated at 12yo and at 13yo he was a little copy of Guy that we all know and love.

Do you see the difference?

We met Lee as a guy who at 13 yo KICKED UCHIHAS ASS.

We met Sakura as a weak crybaby.

We met Lee as that nice and kind person.

We met Sakura as that little B*TCH (and I say that with all the love i have for her)

We met Lee with great goals of proving everyone he CAN BE GREAT and an incredible ninja even with all of his handicaps.

We met Sakura as a girl who... wants to get with a boy.

So when we met them IT'S SAFE TO SAY SAKURA WAS LACKING A LOT.

But then Sakura got better, and Lee got... stagnant.

Sakura GOT crazy strong, and Lee was STILL strong.

Sakura BECAME nice and caring, and Lee STILL was.

Sakura BECAME useful, and Lee was STILL useful.

Sakura BECAME independent, and her goals (that she fulfilled) were noble. She wanted to be useful, to help people and to stand with god-like ninjas like Naruto and Sasuke and fight with them hand in hand.

What about Lee? Well he... wants to be a good ninja - STILL.

Sakura BECAME important to the village/the story and Lee faded out.

Im aware that he was meant to do that, he was a secondary character and she is a heroine, but when you compare those two AS WE KNOW THEM - Sakuras development is just far better.

We met Sakura as noone and we met Lee as a genius of hard work that kicked a Uchihas ass.

I do respect Lee and I do see him as a great example of that definition as well, but not as prominent and not as important AS SAKURA BECAME.

3) "A noone who became important"

If you read my post you would know the definition I used "A NOONE WHO BECAME IMPORTANT", and as much as I love Lee - he is not important. In og Naruto - sure, but further into the story he's just... not.

In Shippuuden he didn't achieve anything special, he was still nice, but far less important, then he trained the su*cide squad and that's great, but... they didn't do ANYTHING. Then he worked during chunnin exams and thats great, but so did that guy, and we all know how important he is 🤷‍♀️.

Lee is a junin and that's great, but come on, we have known that he will be one since we met him, for Sakura it was INCREDIBLE.

Lee did train harder, but his character development was nonexistent (apart from a few flashbacks that we got) and his relevance to the world or the story ended in og Naruto and then... stopped.

Do you understand now? 🤷‍♀️

I'm stating it, because that's what was shown in manga but I want to say again - I love Lee, he is great and an another great example of that quote (just not that great).

He is (and forever will be) one of my favorites ❤️

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naluwalker · 21 days

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Yes, I'm here again

Hey, hello, it's me again. Again with more ideas of something I'm not going to write. Again with more Zhongchi, and again with more child rearing. Only this time it's not Naruto.

I want you to understand that while I am neutral towards JK Rowling and all her controversies, the world of Harry Potter is totally different, and the love I have for that series is much more than I can explain.

So in pursuit of my love for Harry Potter and my love for Genshin and Zhongchi, I returned to release my brain bugs.

So, it's the spring of 1985 and a new family has moved into Privet Drive. All the housewives in the neighborhood gossip about the beautiful redhead who now lives at 8 Privet Drive and her mysterious husband.

The cheerful woman visits all her neighbors to greet them with a deep red soup casserole, which she claims is a recipe from her homeland, and introduces herself as Ajax.

Ajax happily tells all her gossipy neighbors about her move from Russia, her new job as an elementary school teacher, and her very handsome and charming husband, who is unfortunately stuck at work due to all the paperwork that was delayed due to the move and how a company will not go alone. The mysterious husband seems to be loaded.

Harry is indifferent until he discovers that his new neighbor is also his new math teacher, and that her children will be his classmate.

While Xiao is silent, surly, and has very scary golden eyes, his sister Tao is boisterous, talkative, and very, very creepy. Harry honestly doesn't know what to do with them, especially the girl who makes fun of him and "the woman who follows him everywhere."

One afternoon while escaping from Dudley and his friends he ends up bumping into Xiao and things don't turn out well... For Dudley. Apparently the older brother has no patience for bullies and idiots.

When Aunt Petunia invites her new teacher and her children over to discuss what happened, which is a subtle attempt to make Ajax look like a bad mother to her children while pushing an angry Uncle Vernon around, things don't go according to plan. what was planned. Because when Ajax accepts, Harry meets the most intimidating man he has ever seen in his short life.

Zhongli Huang, Ajax's husband, is tall, handsome and elegant, and together with his wife they form a beautiful picture that makes Petunia and Vernon fail in every way possible. He doesn't seem very impressed with the situation either and spends the evening subtly criticizing the Dursley couple while devoting all his attention to doting on his wife and children. In every stressful situation, Harry accidentally makes his presence known, and without realizing it, gives blackmail ammunition to the vicious redhead like a shark that smells blood.

With a few mild threats, silent blackmail, and a smile like a grave, Harry finds his life looking up when he finds himself moved across the street to a strange but loving family who treat him with more affection than he has received for as long as he can remember. Zhongli and Ajax are strange in every way possible, and Xiao and Tao are just as prone to acting outlandishly, but the way they sink into his life and heart makes things worth it.

The next few years are warm and happy, the Dursleys avoid them like the plague and Dudley can no longer get closer than six feet without some of his new brothers bristling and attacking like very violent cats. He has also discovered things about her new family, like how his parents treat gender more as a mood than as a real biological thing, or how reality seems to break down around his, but they are things that he has gotten used to and decides to do. That it really doesn't matter how strange they are, your family is your family and that's all that matters.

Then he receives a letter and discovers that he is a wizard, and he is not the only one. Xiao looks at the letter envelope as if there was a bomb inside and Tao waves his as he folds it into a pretty crane, mother and father share tea and ignore everything around them in favor of getting lost in each other's gaze while Harry suffers an existential crisis. The next day they are in Diagon Alley.

Harry ends up accepting magic as he has been accepting everything around him for the last few years, some disbelief, a lot of doubt, and what feels like an instinctive resignation that he can't escape his situation. His parents have given him many options, which include Oxford University in the future, so he just accepts the magic, since his parents seem to be on top of everything and don't mind that their three children are going to embark on what they are It is surely your new life in a magical world. Archons, he can't believe that's a real thought.

Thus, Harry embarks on a new journey away from the family home that has been taking care of him since he left the horrible Dursley home, with only the company of his beloved brothers. Or he was, until he finds out that mother, who is now dad, and father, who is now Miss Zhongli, are teachers at his new magical school.

Once again, he resigns himself to what his life has been like for six years and moves on. Meanwhile, neither Hogwarts, nor Vondermort, nor even Dumbledore know what has fallen into their laps: A very battlesexual former herald, his very permissive divine husband, they overly diligent and surly eldest son, and they mischievously chaotic and eccentric youngest daughter.

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jacksgreysays · 4 days

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Hello, this is Mergen! I read your response to my comment in Ao3 and really, there is no need to apologize, considering that I am also not giving my answer soon. Since you spend more time on tumblr, I decided to respond here, and then I got sucked into your other passages for weeks. Thank you for giving this idea a chance and if you don't mind, I'll throw some more in for you.

Even if the math doesn't work for Souichi to be Shikako's son, you mentioned that you see the solution to the Konoha civil war in Shikadai becoming Hokage, but he is still young and there is no guarantee that he will become strong or respected enough for the title of Hokage to replace Naruto. He will have the support of half the clans, but this is just politics. So I will again turn to your OC Nara and propose to make Souichi Hokage, he is much older and judging by the description, have the will and motivation and intelligence, some can even get Deja View second coming Shikako.

The second idea was inspired by your fic about Shikako meeting Shinki's mother. I love Gaara and Shinki's relationship in canon, the best thing in Boruto, so I want to reunite this duo and while one is not born yet, we need to confirm Schrödinger's Gaara status. Since Shikako is the only one who has the opportunity to continue the search for Gaara without drawing attention to it, without hope ti find him alive, I wondered what could kill Gaara in the desert. After Gelel, he is the strongest being in Suna. So...

...what if he's not dead?

Back in time, when the war is over, his sister recently married Shikamaru and is about to have a child, everything is going well, Suna is strong and the world is at peace. What if Gaara wanted to sign the summoning contract after seeing how well Naruto and the others did with their summons and how effective they were? Perhaps he lost Shukaku and decided to compensate for his fighting strength by becoming a sage. So he uses reverse summoning and moves to some kind of summoning world. Then there are a dozen developments of events to suit your taste:

1. Gaara failed the test, he was eaten and his body will never be found. Dark enough for a primadonna Au to be real but if you go this route I will cry. Just saying.

2. Time flows differently in the world of Summons and for him 12 days may have passed when for others it is 12 years. He returns to meet a much older and tired Kanuro wearing a Kazekage hat.

3. Shikako finds the domen of the summon, which is located in their world, just very well hidden. Gaara either turned into stone and she will save him in her sage mode, or he meditates for a long time to become a sage and didn’t even notice the passage of time. A punch to the jaw from Shikako is part of the reunion.

This may be an unnecessary plot point, but it will clear the air for Gaara's family and friends.Feel free to use the ideas or not, anyway thanks for your attention!

Hello! I’m glad to see you over on tumblr since, like you said, I really am better at responding on tumblr than I am on ao3—but I do still very much appreciate your ao3 comment as well!

I do love your enthusiasm/affection for my silly Nara OC Souichi, I’m glad that he’s endeared himself to someone besides creator, lol. However he’s not actually THAT much older than Shikadai—or, well, I suppose in the world of shinobi he could be considered much older—I’ve mostly been vague about the timeline, but Souichi is 18 and Shikadai is probably 10ish. He’s due to graduate from the Academy soon. So eight years for a shinobi is a lot, I guess, especially so early on in their careers, but I would still consider them the same generation. Additionally, while he has the motivation and intelligence (and quirkiness) he really is “just an average Nara chuunin.” He made chuunin at 16 years old which isn’t BAD per se, but I think in terms of “Hokage potential” is pretty late in regard to making that international name for himself. Additionally, I know I haven’t explicitly said so, but Shikadai is ALSO motivated and intelligent. The way I see it, Shikadai is more similar to Shikako in her more desperate times, than Souichi is to Shikako in her fun relaxed times, and considering this is the bleak!Primadonna AU, it’s that desperate, battle-oriented Shikako that people would be looking for than an eccentric innovator.

Also, Shikadai doesn’t have the strength/power or the respect/influence NOW, as an Academy student, but that is roughly why if I were to write a “how to resolve the situation in Konoha” it would be a Shikadai-centered fic about how he gains that either through missions or over time or by interacting with other will-be-important figures his age.

As for your second idea—actually it was your initial theory about Souichi that made me bring up Shinki in this series, because the way I’ve written him, in my other DoS Shikaara future fic he is raised by Shikako while Kankurou is his clan head. And I realized, with your initial Souichi theory, that Shinki is probably the closest thing to a child that Shikako and Kankurou could feasibly/safely have in this bleak!Primadonna AU. Especially since Shinki, with his confirmable Magnet Release (as opposed to Shikadai with his probable-but-not-tested Magnet Release) would be the Kazekage heir and thus slightly alleviate some of the stress on Shikadai.

In the ficlet in which Shikako meets Areki (made up name for Shinki’s mother because I don’t know if she has one in canon but I kind of assume not considering what the source manga/anime is) Shinki is definitely already alive. It’s also earlier in the timeline than the first installment/ao3-chapter, so Shikako meets Areki when Shinki is probably about 8 (putting Shikadai at about 6?) and then basically adopts both of them and sort of mentors/helps raise Shinki so that he can safely be introduced to the world as the heir to the Kazekage when the time is right (as opposed to putting that target on the back of an untrained child before he’s ready)

But, that’s not your point: Schrödinger’s Gaara. I super agree with you that after Gelel he is the strongest being in Suna. I also agree that he’s probably not dead so much as like… transported elsewhere (or else-when if we’re getting time travel-y with it) or trapped somehow.

I had briefly though of Gelel Empire related things—like, just because the Dead Wastes are where the “heart” of Gelel’s power was, doesn’t mean they didn’t have other sealing arrays elsewhere through their vast empire. Also, considering sandstorms and since Gaara can control sand, it wouldn’t be to surprising if something was uncovered and Gaara went out to investigate it alone since, after all like you said, who could possibly be a threat to him in the desert where he is strongest? And then mumbledy mumbledy he gets transported somewhere (or some-when) and either can’t find his way back, or doesn’t realize how long it’s actually been, or is stuck. (I did, even more briefly, consider a sci-fi vibe, in the sense that Gaara discovers a Stargate or an old Jedi Temple or something like that but abandoned that since it would be bringing in a crossover and huge genre shift to something that already required a lot of implied background/worldbuilding from readers)

But the summoning realm is very good. And I’ve also previously posited that maybe the summoning realm is not necessarily just for summons. Like, perhaps it should more accurately be called the Spirit Realm, because while most of them are summonable creatures that theoretically look like animals, there could be other non-animal/non-contractable spirits there. I think I also considered writing a fic where the Shinigami and other gods kinda lived in that same alternate plane of existence? However, like you said, the summoning contract card is already so plentiful by itself that I don’t necessarily need to throw in spirits.

1) Oh noooooo, don’t eat Gaara! He’s a good lad TT_TT But that is maybe a little too dark for the bleak!Primadonna AU. Like, I know I have Shikamaru being assassinated, but the idea of Gaara being eaten by summons and never found again is just too dark for some reason? The assassination has political causes and ramifications at least D: Gaara in some boss summon’s stomach is noooooooooooo

2) Time flowing differently is almost… ooh… like, if he were to come back after 12 years and it’s just because time flowed differently. Like, obviously it’s not his fault, but I can see how frustrated Kankurou and Temari and Shikako (and maybe even Naruto?) would be with him if it’s like. THIS ALL COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF YOU HAD JUST COME BACK SOONER. There’s something to be said about those Fair Folklore and similar mythologies about a human going to another world and dancing for a night and then coming back and realizing a century had passed. Like. It’s almost more forgivable if Gaara comes back AFTER Shikadai is an adult (and possibly Hokage) and everything has resolved itself in one way or another because that’s a scale of time that almost seems like—well, there’s nothing he could have done. Versus any time before that would be frustrating. They wouldn’t be mad at him, but god it would be so frustrating.

3) I will always be so fond of Shikaara, so my heart does love the idea that Shikako—who is the only one who can/still believes enough to keep searching for Gaara—does find him trapped somehow (either turned to stone or in a seal or a sand cocoon that was meant to protect him but then backfired, etc etc) and not freeing him with True Love’s Kiss but, like, practical treatment either via Earth chakra or seals or, as you said, a punch to the jaw, lololol.

It’s the mystery of the ages, truly :)

Thanks again for your comment/asks, Mergen!

#jacksgreyson #mergenfox #review response #primadonna girl (says no thank you)#dreaming of sunshine #shikadai nara #shikako nara #sabaku no shinki #sabaku no kankurou #sabaku no gaara #asks #answers #archiveofourown

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duskforged · 3 months

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State of the Author: January 2024

Normally, I wouldn't do a thing like this. However, because I have not actually updated y'all on my WIPs in a while, I thought I might as well!

We'll start with the thing most of you followed me for: long-form fiction. And I call it that since all of these will be over 15k words (hopefully). There are three novels I'm currently focusing on.

LONG-FORM FICTION

Lodestar is currently stuck in a worldbuilding spiral, since it's a near-future humanity in space. While I do love sci-fi, science and math are not especially my forte. I hope to start drafting by the end of the summer, around September.

Vespertine has started on the first draft, though I'm also outlining still - something of a combined process. I am excited to share more of it with you, though it may be tough since most of it still lives in my head. Such is the woe of the artist.

Unto Summer Kings is in the first draft and currently hovering around 15k words! So far it's the longest I've gotten on a novel, and if I stay on track I could start my second draft by May, and begin beta reading by August.

LONG-FORM FANFICTION

I hesitate a little to touch on this one, just because. However, for the pure self indulgence I will. I have three major fanfics currently posted on my AO3, all of them multichaptered.

The Hanged Man is a Naruto SI!OC as Hatake Sakumo, immediately before his death. I currently have 8 chapters out and the main beats of the fic are fully outlined as of this month, which marks a major turning point in the fic's planning.

The Ever-Growing Gloaming is another self insert, this time into the events of Baldur's Gate 3. Vespere, the main character, whose name is subject to change, has been plucked from August 2023 and has not played the game since early access March 2023. Therefore they know less than you might expect.

Finally I have my Supernatural series, For Want of a Broken Nail (Broken Nail Verse). And I know what you're going to say, it's super meta to have a self insert in that fandom, you're writing SPN fanfic in 2024 what is wrong with you, etc etc. But the concept seized me full on by the balls and I already have the first 5 seasons outlined. Sorry, not sorry? No one is obligated to read it anyhow.

I also have a billion ideas on the backburner, ranging from fandoms like Game of Thrones and the MCU (for some reason) to Avatar: the Last Airbender and Star Wars. I'll post 'em when I post 'em!

ART PROJECTS

Wolf in Shepherd's Clothing is a comic of humanity's first lycanthrope, taking place in ancient Mesopotamia, in what is modern day Iran. The main character, Lahar, is gender neutral/ambiguous. So far, I'm stuck in outlining and drafting but hopefully soonTM.

Witchboy (title wip) is a story I'm working on with my partner @fallenorpheus based on various YA novels we read growing up. So far we aren't super set on the story, but it's definitely about a boy who is (accidentally) a witch, his best friend, his adoring father, and his estranged mother.

Dame-Errant (title wip) is a story that, instead of in comic form, is a story that is illustration snapshots, accompanied by short story prose. It is about a butch knight, Dame Johana Talon, who is tasked by Queen Atossa to find her missing son, Prince Khosrow. Typical 'prince(ss) in the tower shenanigans' but then, politics. And boy does Jo hate politics.

I have other webcomic ideas (mtf vs bbeg accidentally breaking a prophecy, team of bipoc/minority characters getting thrown into a fantasy world for an adventure, etc) so feel free to ask.

PERSONAL

I hesitate to touch on this, really, since it's not something that just anyone needs to know, but I've been struggling to find a good name for myself. Hesperos is a good name, but doesn't necessarily feel like 'me' these days. I do enjoy the h/e sounds... I've considered Ezra, but that's just the name of an OC and I'd rather not get quite that meta.

Ah well, sure it'll sort itself out eventually.

THE END

Anyway, thanks for reading! I know that's quite a lot for this one post to cover, but you stuck til the very end. Not sure when I'll start posting again in earnest but I hope sooner rather than later!

#dusk in progress #progress update #writeblr

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Uno reversing you

answering this while crying btw

my all-time #1 is from Great Teacher Onizuka. like i love the track and love the visuals despite it being an old anime. actually discovered the song before even finding out it was frm an anime and i was surprised tbh. happy to report that gto also became one of my fav animes so !! 🫶

the rest under the cut!

(some of them are kinda essay-ish so it's a long read, but rest assured i get tired of talking at some point)

quick sidenote that i've stopped watching anime for like a good chunk of my life zzz so i might have missed out on a lot of them/forgotten most of them? don't shoot me for having limited selection 😭 tried to make it as diverse since i just have 10 spots but tbh it's so hard cus i clearly have a certain preference for rock/math rock for anime openings so ??

↳ this track + video really just has a chokehold on me. it's the coolest thing in existence imo. i cannot stress enough that it feeds you both in visuals and in audio !! i've alrd talked abt this above so we skipping the essay for her. watch gto!

↳ plz before i get called a cheater, these two tracks kinda sound the same because it's the same vocalist (TK is him as a solo artist, LTS is the band). unravel (tokyo ghoul) beats abnormalize (psycho pass) when it comes to audio, but visual-wise i just dig the art for psycho pass's OP more. like yeah the art for tokyo ghoul opening is much more of a feast to the eyes and the animations slap, but psycho pass as an anime entirely hits different to me.

↳ visuals-wise it's normal (pls it's the type of OP that feels like a spoiler if u watch it wtf 😭 but it really doesn't spoil anything). i'm just in love with this because it works well as an opening song, but also works for fight scenes (kinda like unravel).

whoever is behind bungou stray dogs sure did a great job of inserting the opening song in the middle of the episode. like i rmr getting confused there hasn't been an opening yet few mins into the episode, and then there it is in the fight scene itself. it gets a 10/10 in versatility because it just always fits all throughout the season.

↳ never beating the cheating allegations bc here we are again with a tie. in my defense, asian kung-fu generation anime openings r really fuckinnnn good. visually it's haruka kanata (naruto) for me especially cus of the team 7 snippets, but audio-wise rewrite (fma) is something i'll never get tired of listening to. makes me feel like i'm a main character smoking after i just beat up dozens of guys. (i didn't watch fma though zz but for some reasons i know of this song)

↳ durarara!! is one of my all-time fav animes tbh and this opening just gives the proper vibes for it. drrr's storytelling is very non-linear (rashomon effect/method forgot the literary term) where you get different povs from each character before it culminates into one event, and this song feels like that? it feels like i'm in the middle of tokyo piecing together all the stories i've gotten and then getting sudden clarity.

↳ someone recommended jujutsu kaisen to me way back and ngl i'm a serial anime opening skipper but i was just physically unable to skip this one every time. like? even the visuals go hard. eventful anime opening for such an eventful anime tbh.

↳ proud to be one of the ppl who actually know abt this song from bakemonogatari itself 😭 tbh the anime's opening songs don't really go hard even if it's that kind of genre. i honestly like bakemonogatari though and it was funny to me that all the ops were cutesy despite it being a mystery show.

it's quirky yet still fits the premise of the series, like mc just bickers with some people he meets and then boom suddenly he's covered in blood. shoutout to shaft studio because they're just a master of absurd anime. like yeah there are fight scenes but ?? the way it's not even the main point of the show is fun to me.

↳ plz an iconic opening for an iconic anime (ohshc) 🌸 !! growing up this anime had a grip on me, as well as that "kiss kiss fall in love!" in the beginning. free serotonin tbh, the anime and this op.

↳ used to know this word-for-word... help. this doesn't sound like the type of ops above but it's really catchy. naruto ops slap that's that on that

↳ brooooo the vibes of this song... it makes me feel powerful. and a lot just happening in the entire song, kinda like tokyo revengers fr 😭 like the sound changes in the middle of the song and it confuses me but it's so good (again, kinda like tokyo revengers itself)

anyways, waiting for ur list! <3 thank you for ur interest in the shit i say

oki i finished, my bad if it's super long but i think you signed up for that by asking me. like i just don't ever give a simple answer ever i get too excited, and next thing i know it's too late to regret lmfaooo

wish i can include more but this was already physically hard for me to type bc i know im letting go of my other favs 😭

#jannswers #<3li-li

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0rent · 8 months

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Lavender Umbrellas Head canon

So here I am again with another one of my Head Canons for Lavender Umbrellas made by @lavender-long-stories

This time its not about a specific Character its about all sorts of Characters, This Head Canon is about which Naruto Characters would have which jobs as Faculty at the school.

To Start I think Hiruzen would be the Prinicpal and Danzo would be Vice Principal, Koharu and Homaru I think would be placed on the School board Onoki would be on it too i like him being on it because i don't know what he would do otherwise.

I see Iruka being the Math Teacher, Gai as Guidance Councillor just because i think he would try and inspire people with the Power Of Youth.

I thought of Orochimaru as the Science teacher i fear for the children in his classes.

Killer Bee would definitely be The Music Teacher as Gym Teacher i think it could be The Raikage A.

We already learn in the Story that Tsunade is the Nurse.

I though that maybe Shizune could be the schools receptionist and I just imagine Tonton being the Schools mascot.

Jiraiya i thought of as the English Teacher, I hope he doesn't tell his students when they move up grade that he hopes to see them again when they're 18 like he told Konan in Canon.

The Drama teacher i see as Yamato i like the idea of him building the sets, And i love the Idea that Kankuro would help in this class by making puppets for shows.

I like to think that Choza Akimichi, Choji's Dad is the Cook and Izumo and Kotestu are the ones who give the kids Lunch basically Lunch Ladies.

As the S*x Ed Teacher I though of Mei Terumi the Mizukage, i just find it a funny idea not really any reasoning.

As librarian I though of Sakura's Mom Mebuki.

The Art teacher i thought could be Chiyo, I had a hard time thinking of someone i would do Deidara but considering he's a student I couldn't maybe he takes over once Chiyo retires.

As History Teacher i don't know why but i like it being Kakashi.

As Janitor I though of Mizuki he gets what he deservers.

The Bus Driver i like the idea of it being Obito.

I know Hall monitor is something a students does but i would just like to think That Kabuto is a Hall monitor.

And last but not least i like the Idea of The Coach of the Football team being Asuma Sarutobi.

Thank you for listening to me Ramble on about my Head Canon, I hope you like the Characters as the things I put them as, If you would place a different Character as a particular Teacher or if any of the Characters on here you think would teach a different subject feel free to leave a comment 😁

#headcanons #lavender long stories #lavender umbrellas #naruto #naruto characters #teachers #Exception of Kabuto as Hall Monitor #Woah its a long text #fanfic #alternate universe

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avenger-hawk · 1 year

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Hi! What is exactly the popular one between a sunshine/extrovert character and cool/introvert character? Is it extrovert x introvert (sun x moon) or introvert x extrovert (moon x sun)?

I think I read hear that the most common one should have been sun x moon, since you said that most "sun" characters are tops, but I often see that it's usually sunshine characters that are usually bottoms?

First of all I think encasing pairing into these dynamics only makes the pairings boring and OOC. No wonder a lot of fanfics are uhh, boring and ooc, especially if authors and/or readers look at what's more popular to have more readers, instead at what they like lol...sorry. I had to say it since you asked my opinion.

What I wrote about sun and moon applies to Naruto and Sasuke because they are portrayed as sun (Naruto) and moon (Sasuke) and since yin/yang is mentioned too, and yin=passive while yang=active it becomes submissive/passive-moon-yin=Sasuke and dominant/active-sun-yang=Naruto. Not just because of some abstract parallel but because NAruto is dominant and active while Sasuke is passive. Not to mention it only takes a second to google yin yang and see what they correspond and do the remaining math for sun and moon. (I'm not saying this in a negative way against you ofc, I'm talking in general, sorry if it's badly worded).

idk what is more popular, again, because for me what matters is what is in character, so even if apparently ppl say Sas*naru is more popular than Nar*sasu it's still out of character and gross so who cares about popularity?

Besides, I'm not sure if you want to know which dynamic is more popular? Cause Idk what is popular because I am not up to date with new manga and anime. Or shows. But like I said when I look at 2 characters I don't always apply the same dynamic for top/bottom....My preference is extravert top/introvert bottom, but since I like complex angsty bullshit lol, I like 'sunshine' characters to have some darkness inside, and to not be really sunshine. Like Naruto himself, whose dynamic with Sasuke is interesting because he's not the ball of sunshine only.

But there are so many amazing pairings where this extravert/introvert thing doesn't even exist. Where both are introverts, or both extravert. Personally I ship a lot of pairings with both introverts, like Kakasasu, Itasasu, Juusasu. Or, in a different anime like Psycho Pass, I ship Ginoza x Kogami and both are introvert.

Back to introvert&extravert pairings though, what's popular for other ppl depend on other ppl, how strong they self insert in one or the other, how they thirst on one or the other, who knows. For me it depends on their personalities, like, ok, one is an extravert and one is an introvert, but which one is angstier? which one is more submissive? which one has a lower self-esteem? which one is more sacrificial? which one is more dominant? which one is more adaptable? which one follows the other? Which one defies the other, yet doesn't leave them because they hold the other in high esteem? All these characteristics are different from character to character and they make me 'see' which one is which.

For example, Bleach. Byakuya is introvert, Renji is extravert. Idk what's more popular but for me Byakuya is dominant and confident, and Renji, who follows (and at the same time defies) Byakuya and wants to be aknowledged by him, who's extravert and cheerful but has an angsty inner world and low self esteem, so he's more ready to 'submit' to the other.

On the other hand No.6, an anime I liked a lot for the plot, but whose pairing dynamic I find meh, cause extravert Shion is too unrealistically sunshine, while introvert Nezumi is cool, but seeing this extremely dominant top Nezumi with innocent sunshine bottom Shion, is just very boring and the only interesting part is when he goes berserk.

Or idk, Mo Dao Zu Shi (which I never finished and I should, lol to give you an idea of how behind I am with everything)...in the beginning I thought it was more natural that uh, Wei Wuxian was top and Lan Wangji bottom, but the more the story progressed the more the opposite seemed more natural for my perception. But again, I didn't finish and I didn't see which was popular.

Some characters I just can't see as bottoms, never. Like Naruto himself. Or I can't see as tops, like Sasuke.

#vivalarevolution #fanon and fandom stuff #anti-sasunaru #always

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bravelittleflower · 2 years

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📓📓📓

Arsonist Lullaby - Monkey D. Lori (love interest Lyon Vista) one Piece x Fairy Tail crossover

Monkey D. Lori was happy being an honorary member of Fairy Tail. Really, she was. In all the years she there, it easily became part of her family. That doesn't mean she forgot about her real family.

There were always gonna be days when she will missed Luffy's laugh and Ace's big smile and Makino's warm hugs. Hell, sometimes she even missed her grandfathers punches.

Lori has no idea how she managed to get in this world full of magic but she will do anything in her power to get back to her family. The only question now is: just how far is she willing to go to be reunited with her family?

Opposites(Stranger Things) - Emma Harrington x Robin Buckley

Being Steve Harrington's little sister, Emma was used to hear people always comparing her to him.Steve was nice looking, Emma could use a few products to hide her dark circles under her eyes.Steve could keep up his grades while playing basketball after school, Emma had two tutors to try and understand Math - she never did.Steve was loud and popular and always throwing parties meanwhile Emma was silent and shy and only seen with people that were her brothers friends. People were wondering if she even had any friends at all - she did, Eddie Munson was her best friend since kindergarten and as weird as he was, she wouldn't change it for anything in the world.Anyway Emma was used to be compared to her brother until people stopped comparing her to Steve and suddenly it was only Emma.Emma Harrington who disappeared. Emma Harrington who ran away. Emma Harrington who needed attention.Emma Harrington who couldn't remember the past few weeks of her life. Emma Harrington who thought that Will Byers disappearance was similar to hers.

Change in the rise - Harry Potter (oc x oc) - summary might change

Ever since she could remember Norma Black always felt like she was in a dream. She felt like she already knew some of her family before she even met them. Like Regulus and Sirius. And Bellatrix and Narcissa. Her aunt walburga was delighted to find out that she was a seer but Norma thought it was something much more than just being a seer. Something she couldn't quite name it but it felt wrong to call herself a seer. And then at 11 years old she met James Potter, her cousins best friend and she remembered everything.

I also have a naruto oc but I only know that she is naruto sister, reincarnated oc and suigetsu love interest.

#asks #fd: harry potter #fd: stranger things #fd: fairy tail #fd: one piece

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unfortunately i really like minato completely wrecking iwa's shit but it's fundamentally incompatible with the POINT of the whole arc because team 4 needs to wreck iwa's shit. so now im debating similar story beats but it's an "iwa kidnaps genin!naruto" scenario. sorry to iwa for being this fic's punching bag ig

i'm thinking it's a team 7 adventure? no one has c ranks go wrong like them....!!

i'm thinking iwa doesn't even take them back to iwa, but they somehow separate the genin from kakashi and hold them captive somewhere. story beats:

we can't just leave the kids as completely hapless prisoners, so sakura gets herself out of her cell and goes and gets the boys out. she does this by looking deep inside herself and asking: what would tori do?

now there's genin LOOSE in the PRISON. they do not know what they are doing but they DO know many ways to make a fire!!!!

i've been headcanoning that naruto just like. has hiraishin markers on an alarming amount of his possessions. some of them (like the ones on his clothes) are for safety and some of them are just "naruto keeps forgetting his bento places so minato's solution is to make it so he can teleport to where it is." unlike kushina naruto doesn't have any on his body bc they're permanent and minakushi wanted him to make the choice himself when he's older (like, minato could and would take it off if naruto asked, but letting naruto have independence and make his own choices is important to them)

anyway iwa is paranoid af so they've removed all of naruto's possessions. no hiraishin markers. BUT, if it's post Cave Incident, the limitation of the marker needing the jutsu user's chakra is gone!! so they just need to make a marker with their OWN chakra and get a message to minato somehow that he should use it

naruto: okay i can summon a small frog and i know how to draw the marker. i just uuuuh sasuke: what naruto: have no idea how to infuse chakra sasuke: why

anyway they figure something out and get a rescue. idk maybe it's not even minato. maybe they get team 4. maybe itachi gets to go a little feral about his brother

minato is like maaaaan i tried playing nice, but okay.

i think..... given the way i've set up fuinjutsu...... and given they can hijack other people's hiraishin markers...... the one tori made out of blood in a fit of spite should be a functioning marker now????

tori: yeah i mean it's blood, so. just do the math minato: omg math <3

so team 4 goes and gets the genin and minato goes and visits iwa. i do want him to be horrible about it so maybe he intentionally fucks around to set off alarms and get more people out and about. then he goes and find oonoki and is like. look. we talked about this. what the fuck, man.

and then he still paints a maker on his forehead <3

#this new version DOES lack itachi's '????? what the fuck' moment #which is sad :(#reborn au

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faerociousbeast · 2 years

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naruto and sasuke are so weird like even in some modern highschool au or something people could write sasuke going like "naruto smiled at me, like he always does.. . . .. . that idiot... . . .. . doesn't he know he shines like the sun? bigger than life, and so bright....... . . . . . everyone comes into orbit with him, even me.. . . ... but i can never tell him i feel this way.. . .. .... because when the sun and moon come too close.. .. .. .. ..... all that comes is the darkness of an eclipse. .. . . .. i could never let the warmth of my best friend go out like that.... . . . . but then again.. . . . .... i've always been selfish and he's the only one i care about. . . . .... i'm always pulled into him but i have to keep myself away.. . . . . .. that usuratonkachi. .. . ... oh shit the bell rang i'm going to be late for math class" and i would have to be like. no yeah that tracks

#highschool is unfortunately not nearly as interesting as all that but theyd probably make it so anyways. insane

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tsuki-sennin · 7 months

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Who's ready to cry over a little cactus guy today~? Me~? You~? Us~?

Fun~! More little guys~!

Spoilers, I guess...

-Spanner gave Boruto a bad review so he got attacked by a salty Naruto fan who knew that he was right.

-MechaniChani...

-Crab...

-I wonder who exactly made Isaac.

-Awwwww

-Little guy~!

-You're gonna help us, huh Smaphone?

-Sma!

-Funny enough, Faiz and Kaixa have Ride Chemy Cards just like you in the toyline. You'd fit in great~!

-He caught something~!

-Gotta think the way they think!

-Think fast, chucklenuts!

-Hi, MechaniChani :)

-These're just the most

-Delightful little guys

-Ah, there's our conflict for today.

-No teamwork today, huh?

-Rinne didn't really do anything, but-

-Hello there, kiddo.

-"Can you... please take care of this guy?"

-Filling up a flask, eh? I see this is Labyrinth rules. Where's the Fresh PreCure crew when you need 'em?

-Lachesis again today, eh?

-Okay, have fun, be home before dinner.

-Riku, huh?

-Ahhhh, dads.

-This poor kid...

-Yeah, wiping these innocent people's memories isn't a good thing at all. This is probably the first thing that's gonna go.

-Thinking ahead, are we?

-I concur with Rinne here. I don't think that just because he's a kid means he'll be immune to becoming a Malgam. If Malice in Gotchard works the same way it does in Zero-One, I think just one bad fight with his parents can turn him into a Cacturne. And those bastards are terrifying on Sandstorm teams.

-"Too slow, mine now."

-You get graded based on Chemy catches? Oh, that's concerting.

-C

-Church, I didn't even register that this was a church.

-A bit ironic, considering that alchemy can be traced back through Islamic tradition and Ptolemaic Egypt.

-Easy there buddy, I know you're kneeling before Lachesis in a nun habit, but-

-Oh hey there, Mama. Hotaro ran out and... apparently Sabimaru teleported out, but we can help~!

-"MONEY!"

-"Oh... hey. Get outta here."

-Hotaro does know what people want, at least.

-Ohhhh, steel drums~! Enhance the comedy~!

-Hotaro, if you fail at fifth grade math, I swear.

-Oh

-Cram schoolers, man.

-Poor kid...

-"Round 2! Kick the can! I happen to know a can, I know all their weakpoints!"

-Fight bugs with bugs!

-Ohhhhhhh, seems like Sabimaru's a bit of a stool pigeon.

-Don't lie to me, Kurogane. You've got your own favorite little guys, and they go vroom!

-"This guy seriously sucks. >:("

-"And who am I to tell him he's wrong?"

-It's extremely difficult to win without capturing any pieces... but it's extremely easy to lose without capturing any pieces.

-I see Spanner doesn't trust Minato-sensei either.

-How the fuck can he snipe so hard

-"SPEAK UP MAN, I'M IN A WARZONE!"

-Tea time :)

-Rinne's overwhelmed.

-Oh, hey Atropos, what's up?

-Might wanna choose a less conspicuous outfit

-Tonbo~!

-"Just so you know, this'll be on the quiz later. You might want to take out a notepad or take a picture of the screen with your pet smartphone."

-I live for these costumes

-HE ATE THE NEEDLE

-Shoot him! Shoot him!

-Beefed his jump.

-Hawkstar~!

-Hotaro once again relies upon his understanding of elementary school math.

-NeedleHawk!

-Those shoulders are definitely reused from Bravo.

-SABO!?

-Et tu, cactus friend?

-WHERE

-RINNE???

-ATROPOS???

-Well fuck, man! Guess I gotta watch the next episode now!

#Pull Another Gotcha! 101 Dreams to Catch!#kamen rider #kamen rider gotchard #kr gotchard #gotchard spoilers

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