#no help no map nothing like that

[atlas-five]

thinking about helen distortion again

#something i really love about her is how different she is from michael #cuz like. michael was forced into being the distortion (and vice versa ofc) #but helen found her way into it on her own #no help no map nothing like that #she just did #and she embodies more of the direct lying of the distortion more than michael did (from what we are shown anyways) #so i wonder how much of her life she spent lying to herself and/or the world #that convo she has w jon in the tunnels sticks out to me especially cuz shes like #“yeah. realized i wasnt going to stop eating people so i stopped caring” #did michael have the same feeling? part of me thinks no not really #at least not in the same way #michael as the distortion always describes himself w such contempt #he didn't want to be michael. and i don't think michael wanted to be the distortion either #i wonder how much helen denied what she was before just accepting it #cuz she doesnt really seem to have any of the same self hatred as michael #maybe becoming helen gave it back its purpose #maybe bcuz it happened “naturally” (finding her way into being the distortion) instead of having someone forced into it #here i go rambling again #helen distortion #sidenote but I do wish that bith distortions got more fucked up laughing in tbh #the sound makes me brain buzz /pos

[creekfiend]

I just really need ppl to integrate the fact that Jews being explicitly racialized and violently targeted for elimination under white supremacy is in fact the reason this is all happening to begin with so perhaps rhetoric which conflates is with the group of people who have been ethnically cleansing and genociding us for centuries is like, not the hottest thing to do idk

#its not NECESSARY to claims this is WHITE PEOPLE VS BROWN PEOPLE to advocate for Palestinian freedom or hold the state of israel accountable #it is not TRUE firstly which i wish was reason enough in a lot og leftist spaces lmao but #like. its not helpful. #its allowing white westerners to lazily map racial dynamics they feel familiar with #onto a situation they know nothing about #which is dangerous for diaspora Jews. it is dangerous for us. your rhetoric is DANGEROUS TO US #GOING TO THE CEASEFIRE RALLIES WITH HORSE BLINDERS ON SO I DONT HAVE TO SEE GENTILES SAY HATEFUL THINGS #FUCKS SAKE

[prophecyofgray]

they should've had the underland in club penguin. would've saved her i think. there's a sewer system that u can enter and everything... imagine giant talking puffles..... puffle ripred. Think about it

#im designing an underland-inspired map of club penguin rn because im crazy i guess #guys be like “they shouldve had [niche media] in [mildly niche media] why is no one talking about this?!” its me im guys #it wouldve been so silly and fun tho. an underland takeover party #<-without the implication that this would require disney to own tuc btw. in an ideal world disney would have no part in this bc disney woul #be dead and own nothing <3 hope this helps #audie talks #tuc #do i tag this? is there an audience for this? #the underland chronicles #club penguin

[these-conquered-woodlands]

order of the phoenix members & co as incorrect quotes

dumbledore: I’m telling you, my organization's members are all very intelligent and skilled. tonks, rushing in: dumbledore! remus and sirius tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

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sirius: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer. tonks: Why are we so fucking awesome? sirius: That's the best goddamn question anybody's ever asked.

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molly: I am going to need you to swear- sirius: Fuck. molly: molly: ...swear as in promise.

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molly : Are you drinking enough water? severus: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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tonks: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? remus: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? tonks: Yes. remus: I'd sleep. I wanna sleep.

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dumbledore: I'm going to ask you to be respectful to each other. severus and sirius at the same time: I will respectfully decline.

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tonks: What happened?! sirius: Do you want the long version or the short version? tonks: Short?? sirius: Shit's fucked. tonks: ...Okay, long. sirius: Shit's very fucked.

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mad eye: So I have made the decision to trust you. tonks: A horrible decision, really.

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harry: We have a problem. severus, probably: No, you have a problem. We have an idiot who keeps making them.

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sirius: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him? remus: A pet WHAT?! tonks: William Snakespeare.

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dumbledore: severus is forbidden from monologuing. at meetings, at least.

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sirius: Remus, old friend, would you take a killing curse for me? remus: ...yes? *snape angrily bursts into the room* sirius: *running away* Great, thanks!

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dumbledore: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? harry: Okay. *later* ministry bro: Potter! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. dumbledore, whispering: Deny everything. harry, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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mundungus: stop forgiving my crimes, i worked so hard on those.

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mad-eye: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? kingsley: dumbledore, probably. he bought six new purple robes just this week with the budget we were going to use to bribe mundungus. dumbledore: hey! i'm the only one paying for our expenses!

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severus: Why aren’t you sleeping? sirius: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, severus. severus: sirius: …The nightmares. severus: severus: Don't look at me like that, I'm not giving you a hug.

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molly: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. arthur: *steps on a rubber duck and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely.* molly: that one. i want that one.

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arthur: Define “dream” for kids. severus: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works. molly : That’s too dark!

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dumbledore: I can explain. some obscure person like emmeline vance, maybe: Can you? dumbledore: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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dumbledore: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go. mad-eye: Those are wanted posters!

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remus: I’m sad. tonks: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das. tonks: And das not good.

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fleur: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. bill: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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severus: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. mad-eye: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. mundungus: What kind of pep talk is that? severus: Ominous positivity.

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mad-eye: Someone will die. tonks, sarcastically: Oh, fun!

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Harry, Ron and Hermione: *Kick the door down looking panicked.* kingsley: What did you do? harry: Nobody died. ron: *nods* molly: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT?!

#sources: incorrect quote generator and nuwanda moony's blog #ootp is my favorite book #and i feel like the concept of the order of the phoenix was grossly underutilized #like you're telling me there's this group of (pretty odd) people who want to take down a terrorising group with spies and maps and crooks- #and they barely do much? they don't even get a more active role in helping the protagonist #'s cause? c'mon. #btw yall should go read/listen to the rise of the phoenix screenplay that shit is so good #cursed child got nothing on that #hp incorrect quotes #ron weasley #hermione granger #kingsley shacklebolt #mad eye moody #order of the phoenix #alastor moody #hp fandom #nymphadora tonks #albus dumbledore #harry james potter #severus snape #harry potter #molly weasley #arthur weasley #sirius black #remus lupin #fleur delacour #bill weasley

[bisexualamy]

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#it actually makes me sick like physically ill how much praise is heaped onto goyishe american leftists #people who could not point to gaza on a map six months ago. whose knowledge of middle east history comes from outdated textbooks and twitte #for being anti imperial activists and well educated anti imperialists with all the right buzzwords and all the right opinions #meanwhile nothing i say will ever be good enough bc i'm jewish and palestinians are tokenized by people who care more about appearing #like someone who Listens to Palestinians as opposed to 1) doing anything material to help them (like donating money) #and 2) not spreading obvious misinformation. something that does material damage to the cause of liberation #AND further fuels the most insidious of zionist propaganda which relies on the antisemitism of ignorant western goys #this propaganda banks on their antisemitism bc it's that fucking reliable #every white western goy that harasses jews or spreads misinfo about jews or is straight up just racist towards random israeli immigrants #ppl living in the west like running coffee shops that are now having their windows smashed bc that what? supports palestinian liberation? #makes it that much easier for actual zionist propagandists to say 'see. this was never about imperialism. they want an excuse to harm you.' #'you are only safe with us' #i grew up in a cauldron of this kind of propaganda and i was playing on hard mode i got it from the orthodox #it took years of dutiful unlearning. of wrestling with some really difficult realities. of realizing that i'd been not only lied to #but information had been deliberately kept from me to keep me from knowing the true depths of the horror happening in gaza #i did not get the luxury of starting to care about this six months ago during a concerted effort to correct the record #i had to put in the effort to unlearn two decades of propaganda given to me so young i don't remember a time when i didn't know it #and i am by far not the only jew with this experience #i have put in way more effort to care about this than every white western goy with a megaphone posting palestinian flags on IG #but none of that matters bc i am a jew and for the last 5000+ years we don't get to decide how we're discussed or how we're remembered #never mind how many jewish voices (and yes! even israeli voices!) have been supporting liberation efforts in palestine for years. #who've done an amazing job reaching more people who need help seeing through the propaganda they were raised on #i can only be a token who speaks only in protest chants or i can be an evil zionist. the anti imperial work doesn't matter. #bc anti imperial work is hard and none of them actually want to do it they just want the protest photos #anyway this is why i don't discuss this on the piss on the poor website. tbh i don't trust y'all

[mikiruma]

#polls #hyperspecific poll #pluralgang #loud text - #1) i tried to make an arcade. it went so bad. cyclone is in every other major room. help #2) mags/whip/[REDACTED]/mako (technically) #3) bea's whereabouts are still currently unknown but she DOES exist bc she played goatlings last year #4) ralph/julian's beef is incomprehensible but so. so funny #5) OW MY FUCKING WIENOR -homestar voice #6) [REDACTED] you're my bestie and all but lighten up man #7) [DATA EXPUNGED] is cool and also nothing like the person he identifies with but also get better taste in music plz #8) im sure the map is still somewhere i just have a lot of key locations & no idea how theyre connected #you ever teleport in your headspace bc walking is lame

[magnoliamyrrh]

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#i need to stop doomscrolling its four in the morning im so exhausted i technically have school shit i needed to finish and i have to get up #to go to class in a few hours too #it helps nothing either. its horrible to look and its horrible to look away and they both do absolutely nothing past a point just like w th #other endless amount of absolutely horrible things going on in the world rn #theres no new information now either. just the fallout and seeing what comes next #this and no other horrible thing going on in the world is abt us and how it affects us emotionally obviously like that's just specs of dust #on the thing itself #but. yeah. i. i dont think the human mind copes well w going from locally based ape empathy to exposure to every horrible thing everywhere #....... russia has bombed more apartments and civilian buildings too :( ppl caught under the rubble and dead #just. dear god.. i just keep thinking that. i just keep saying that to myself. dear god #dear god oh lord of duamne ya allah yarabbi whatever variation its most of what goes through my mind on loop #while my mind runs through so much of it. palestina and all the videos of dead and murdered and the children the videos from last week of #that tourist girl in israel the war in ukraina whats happening in kosovo armenia the uyghurs and china all the conflict in india and #pakistan the state of afghanistan yamen civilians being tortured by gangs in south america torture in general and the prisons around the #world and the slavery and the torture and the killing and the starvation and the pain and the million other things going on i don't even #know about and the fucking climate jesus christ the climate change??? #and my mind just doesnt stop. it goes through so much shit it maps out this horrible web of pain and pain and pain throughout the entire #world ;;_;; #i uh. i desperately need to take more time in my life and for years on end ive needed to tske more time in my life to think #of the good things happening in ths world too. small things big things anything just anything good anything getting better anything thats #working any proof of humanity in this species #i just. . #. #i go through the full range of human emotion from rage to numbness and dissociation to bitterness to shock to nothing shocks me to endless #sorrow to disgust and i end up at the end #feeling like the same kid who wants to cry and ask why can't we just be nicer to each other please. as if its that simple. j wish it was. #god. i wish

[raventhekittycat]

how can I tell im home sick? had a fucking dream about making a turkey sandwich. there was like a nice charcuterie board and spreads and part of it was like think cuts of turkey from a roast as well as breads and my thought in the dream was "finally I can make a good turkey sandwich"

#today and yesterday were definitely homesick days #nothing is bad here just missing things at home #wanted to be at the lake today #yesterday looking at maps for things to talk about in class i saw a new restaurant i was jealous of #which was ironic cause it was an izakaya and it's like i have those here bitch whyyy #anyways #yea #missing home #also couldn't fucking get an appointment today for next month for a driving test #so im very likely fucked in the near future #i called 191 times and that was just me never mind the people helping me #so yeah 🙃 #k life feels like it kinda sucks a bit now i guess with that #anyways i miss home and buy god im also prolly touched starved #cause i just want a fucking hug and to be held in someones arms #like the sex would be nice but what i wanted today was just to be held #k maybe im more blue than I thought I was

[allyouneediskilly]

dragons dogma 2 is really missing the job board feature from the first game. having a reason to go out and explore beyond finishing a quest felt so good for self directed play in dd1. don’t want to advance the story just yet? Go to the job board and pick up a job that’s just like “kill a griffin,” that’s a tangible task that requires me to go find one, explore areas I’ve spotted griffins in before, and finally take one down for a tangible reward. in dd2 if you run out of quests you really do have no choice but to wonder around aimlessly or advance the plot

#and like the first game the plot is kind of nothing so it’s not much of an incentive #I spent so many hours in the first game just wondering around killing boss creatures but it still felt meaningful #like I was helping making the towns safer #now some boss creatures just feel like obstacles on the way to a mini map marker #you never need anything they drop so why bother? #dragons dogma #dragons dogma 2

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Tfw your Transformers Prime Arcee and Airachnid figures are confirmed to be with the delivery company, Evri:

#i swear to god if they yeet my package over the alley way gate like they did that one time.... #like no joke expierences with evri have so far included #not finding our packages even at our door but outside the alley way gate where anyone could steal it #(thank fuck we have upstairs sometimes taking in our stuff if she finds it as she knocks on our door at times with our packages) #one time they somehow delivered my hocus pocus book to...another address #and sent a picture of...google maps as proof #thank fuck the people at that address proceeded to deliver the book to us #and like i just said #one time yeeted a package over the alley way gate #which you know good thing nothing breakable was in the damn package #only recently did we get a good delivery from them #but even then its like rare chance #so lord help me with them delivering my tfp figures...

[cantankerouscatfish]

bruh I am calling around to try and find someone local who sells colored glass to repair that lampshade, and one antiques guy gave me the first name of someone who does repairs a few towns away. couldn’t recall the last name. “he’s in the old Oddfellows building, old stone building. it’s closed, but sometimes he’s there. uhhh lemme try to find it on google maps. *computer keys takking*”

he couldn’t find it. said to “just try driving around” this random town until I found the building. OR go to the antiques mall out that way on a certain day bc “that’s your best bet” and ask for this dude who might still be alive and who works out of a closed-down Oddfellows building. hm. idk if I’m desperate enough for a single pane of glass. actually.

#I DID find the building on google maps myself #but yeah no other contact info #man I don't wanna drive all the way out there for nothing #granted someone there might be more likely to help out some random idiot (me. hi) compared to some of the other lodges around here LMAO

[the-angel-of-the-bottomless-pit]

reasons why i like rire

scary

tits

"puppy"

endless breedings and no babies (perfect deal)

his grabbable hips

so gender he could just be anything

sharp teeth

extremely cunt clothes

could crush my neck in his hand

impeccable class

long hair

the soul patch.

TENTACLES

#drink me daddy #btd rire #his kind of like. femininity he has going on enamors me. he reads both extremely fem (classy) and extremely masc (classy) effortlessly #like he doesn't even care. He knows he's ridiculously beautiful and i have to wonder how much is his power of charm #like how many people has he actually had to influence on purpose? how many just fell for him on sight and didn't question it? #i imagine that has to help during his royal work because imagine you're trying to get a new trade route set up or whatever and you're just- #violently sweating standing across from him at a table. you came in planning on weaseling your way into a good deal but you can't do shit #you're so flustered and panicked and he isn't even trying he's just Bored looking down at a map #youre Nothing to him #ANYWAY

[constant-and-immovable]

I'd give a lot of money to see Brian Henson and James Hart collaborate on an actual adaptation of Treasure Island without the Muppets. Even the technical details and book moments are soooo superior to other adaptations, just imagine the sheer emotional damage this would have done without the muppets hanging around.

#I adore it as is do not get me wrong #but my GOD imagine the gut punch if we had a solid two hours or so #the build up of Jim getting more desperate to leave #of Bones's death without the comic relief #even if they kept in that Jim goes to Bristol alone/doesn't have living parents #drive home that he has nothing and no one but that map #that that treasure is not mere adventure and help around the inn but his only way to have his own life #that the adults more or less write him off as just the cabin boy early on. they don't know him. #so silver gets the whole voyage to work his con #what would a Smollet who isn't played by Kermit say to Jim after he lets Silver go???? #still say that his father would have been proud? #still sit by and watch long john escape? #the scene with him holding the gun to jim fucks me up in the muppet version!!!! #jim has lost his parents and now he's losing the first adult since to really care about him--and he doesn't think he cared about him! #this version of silver didn't even realize himself that he cared until he couldn't pull the trigger!!!! #[yes my parents divorced when i was young and i have a bad relationship with my dad leave me the fuck alone] #like how is jim supposed to conted with that!!!! #how is smollet???? #aND THEN THEY LOSE MOST OF THE TREASURE. #what would this look like without the muppets #god i just want. i just want a movie #nothing over edgy #pg/pg13 is just fine #but something as vicious and messy and dark as the original #backstabbing and traitorous intents and gold and blood #gimme #treasure island

[dvouhr]

everytime i try to play mk1 i keep trying to play it like it's dead or alive

the combat system could nooooooot be more different

#in short i'm terrible at these games but by god am i fascinated by the lore #feeling IMPASTA syndrome in my lack of excessive knowledge #trying to balance it out by just focusing on the single timeline since it makes sense that milenna would know nothing of #the history of the other timelines #i tend to like mapping and filling out a characters life but... #dis bish been alive 10k years #hELP #.ooc

[softgrungeprophet]

people will say things like "don't study cinematography cause it will ruin movies for you" which i wholeheartedly disagree with, it just adds another fun layer for analysis imo, but i can say if you major in language studies and/or linguistics it will make every language post you see on the internet that much more annoying cause people just Say Things with all the confidence of someone who does not know what they're talking about even a little bit lol

#like i've seen people saying we need to remove classifications from language entirely #which like i get where you're coming from but i'm not sure you understand what words are? #and the maps.... god #don't even get me fucking STARTED on the wine-dark sea #fucking hell #nadia rambles #also imo language classes go about teaching ''gender'' extremely unhelpfully and i think a lot of people would be a lot less confused #by languages which have grammatical gender classifications if it were taught as essentially #it's not that the chair is female it is that a chair and a woman happen to be in the same grammar group #which we have for convenience labeled ''feminine'' but which may well just be called ''Class A'' or ''Group 1'' or whatever #i think that it could potentially help people's understanding of grammar and language classes better if they were explained in this way #to be clear i'm not saying that cla #why must hashtag be on a letter on gboard ... #not saying it never happens that a word is indeed considered gendered as a member of a grammatical class that includes women #just that on a broader scope that's generally not what grammatical gender technically is #but there are def cases where grammatical gender totally is aligned with perceived social gender as well #as always the only universal in language is that nothing (NOTHING) is universal lol #not even the act of being spoken with sounds (see sign language) or being written (there are tons of unwritten languages)

[witchwhaat]

the amount of stress i'm feeling on mondays bc the next day is tuesday and that means facing The Horrors 💀💀💀

#the horrors being a full 10 hours day at uni 💀 #and being at uni in general #starting to think that this is not for me #this meaning being a student #or maybe it's that course not being for me i don't fucking know anymore #i don't know!!! and it's killing me !!! #maybe i should finish this semester and take a break. like. a full year break. from everything. #will it help? i have no fucking idea 🙃 #but maybe it's something i Need to do #idk idk idk idk #i always feel stuck in place and like i have no idea where i'm going #something something everyone was born with a map but mine is blank and noone told me directions something something #and it's nearly april too #i wanted to have it figured out by february. FEBRUARY #and what. nothing #neg #agnes talking