#nobody will ever know

[xbuster]

she's literally me

#mawaru penguindrum #shouma takakura #ringo oginome #who am i talking about #shouma or ringo #nobody will ever know

[caramelizedpopcirn]

I think it's better for everyone to think I'm odd on discord than letting them know what an absolute CHAOS my Tumblr is. Coz I'll definitely get kicked out lmao 😭

You see this ☝️? The reason I'll be kicked out. Not to mention the VERY nsfw in the like section

I'm spiraling into this rabbit hole I need a good whack 😭

#I love him 😭 #nobody will ever know #tiktok #Neil newbon #doctors #this page better not reach certain individuals #then again nobody really knows the real me #nobody shall ever suspect

[lollytea]

Hate that you don't have the option to make likes, following and followers private on twitter. Hate that if you reply to a tweet, it might just randomly pop up on one of your followers' tl. I love you tumblr dot com for giving me the privilege of keeping shit to myself

#what questionable blogs do i follow? #how many followers do i have? #what in the world do i like after hours #nobody will ever know #(i hate that following and followers ALSO cant be privated on insta) #(PLEASE. I got irl people in my life following me. they dont need to know about all the cartoon art accounts)

[blarefordaglare]

LUFAU Wild is a FRAUD

(Linked universe Fairy au stuff, none of this is LU canon just gotta make that clear as I am clearly not the creator haha) Oh boy yall, I got some stuff to share

translation: leaving people in question cuz it’s funny.

…

Wild is a fraud. He is a ~frauddddddd~ he’s such a fraud and doesn’t even know he’s a fraud 🤭

Oh boy champion you don’t know but someone else doesssss someone senses it. Someone feels it.

And maybe someone else as well but not too sure yet 😅

But you’re still a fraud my man. Ur still a fraud

+ mini fic of explanation

The faint hum radiated off of the champion’s wings as he dipped the ladle Bach into the cooking pot, a soft glow radiating shortly after. 

“What’cha making?” Four asked, peering into the pot, his wings shifting a bright hue of red as he chimed in curiosity.

Wild smiled at his brother’s enthusiasm, “Just soup.” He answered as he took out a separate spoon to try some of the warm liquid, “No Hyrule involved this time, don’t worry.” Four’s wings instantly twitched at the memory, the pain, and the suffering.

“Thank Hylia.”

oh bonus art unrelated to fanfic but gives more hintsssss

#lu wild #lu fairy au #Oh nobody knows #Nobody will ever know #Until I confirm ofc #But who knows what he’s lying about! #*? #totally nothungvggggggg #Lol I like sounding suspicious

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

#flashing #eyestrain #showaddywaddy #why do lovers break each other's hearts #1980 #i am doing this one now #and nobody will ever guess why in a million years #NOBODY #EVER #more than a million years #it will be a mystery forever!!!!!! #help me i'm laughing so much #mALcolm #oh my god #I'M NOT SAYING A WORD #NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW #help #showaddywaddy gifs

[kyber-collector]

A fun fact about me is that, after watching Attack of the Clones as a child, I was absolutely obsessed with Aayla Secura. I hadn’t even seen her in the Clone Wars series, I don’t think she had a single speaking line in the entire movie, but I fucking loved her. She was my favorite character, I talked about her constantly and bought character guide books just to learn more about her. To this day I’m not entirely sure what compelled me to invest so much time and energy into a random Jedi with no lines. Needless to say Revenge of the Sith GUTTED me…

#star wars #aayla secura #attack of the clones #the clone wars #maybe I just really loved women #perhaps I may be neurodivergent #nobody will ever know #I would also get really mad if I couldn’t find merch relating to her #I remember finding a keychain of her at legoland and going absolutely apeshit #I still have it somewhere

[citrusitonit]

i see my little sister's picked up my habit of bullshitting exact dates

#like i can lie and say i took a shit at exactly 11:07 pm on a saturday night on the month of january 6 years ago #and you cant say anything about it because who are you to know? #its not like youll ever know if its the truth or not so you just have to sit there and believe me #did i really take a shit at that time and date? #i dont know. nobody knows. #nobody will ever know

[izzyinking]

I am a bot.

#reverse psychology #nobody will ever know #nobody will ever see this either #one is the loneliest number

[straywyvern]

Nobody will ever guess I’m actually a gay man behind the screen ;3

#nobody will ever know #not with my mirage spec #not with my cute Barbie lookin outfit #not with my Trahearne mini #not with my Knight of the Thorn title #nah. nahhhhh #Merilai

[duncandeeznuts]

if i see ONE MORE PERSON like my old td art on my old acc i am going to evaporate.

#if you cant find out my old acc then ig you'll never know. #nobody will ever know #i deleted pretty much all of it now #duncandeezthoughts

[lotus-pear]

these losers again

#sorry for literally drawing never ever. apology skk for u guys #ALSO WAIT WAIT nobody talks abt this but #we need to enforce the fact that dazai has these large soft gorgeous brown doe eyes and chuuya has the vulpine sharp sullen dark cat eyes #skk both have brown eyes guys. not enough ppl know this💔 #anyway enough abt that before i go on an entire tangent abt how bones fucking RUINED everyones character designs #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #skk #soukoku #lotus draws

[scared-cr0ws]

he’s a bit of a fanboy probably

#either over the canon timeline or his novela #nobody would ever know #utmv #ut multiverse #error sans #error utmv

[francesderwent]

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

#in which cate tells stories #that!!!! sandwich!!!!!! #spicy chicken breast with fresh mozzarella red onions and pesto on a ciabatta roll #I’ve tried to recreate it and I CAN’T #I don’t know what spice mix they used but DAMN #and nobody’s pesto was better than theirs #so much good food at that job tbh #the chef liked cooking for me because I was always so thrilled with whatever he did #he made ricotta gnocchi once??? it was THE BEST EVER #and lobster ravioli? that wasn’t even on the MENU we were both just there late at night and he made it for himself and gave me some #his greens and beans were also perfect #but I especially miss that sandwich #I ate that almost every day that summer

[bet-on-me-13]

The First Supervillain

So! A Typical "Early Start" AU where the events of The Show happen early in the Timeline. Like, in the 70's or 80's.

Danny never quite managed to fix his Public Perception, and even years into his career people still saw him as the Villain.

Coincidentally Valerie was seen as a Hero because of how often they were seen fighting. Even after they revealed their Identities and got together, they still had the occasional Battle. It was their love language.

His role as the Villain was Cemented when Pariah launched his Second Invasion of Earth after some dumbass accidentally freed him, and Danny took the Blame for it. Instead of being seen as the Hero who battled Pariah and stopped the Invasion, he was seen as the Tyrant to launched the Invasion in the first place, with Red Huntess being the one to defeat him in one final Ultimate Battle.

And honestly? He was fine with that. Now that he was the King of the Ghost Zone, he had the Authority to Regulate the Portal so villains stopped getting through. And that meant that he wasn't needed to stop random Ghost Attacks anymore. He could finally focus on College and his own Life, instead of sacrificing everything to act as the Protector of the Human Realm.

Val continued to be a Hero for a few more years, eventually retiring when it became Clear that the new generation of Heroes could pick up the Slack.

He went to College, got a Job as an Aerospace Engineer, and eventually proposed to Valerie.

About 20 years since his initial Accident, and he was doing great! He had moved into a humble home on the edge of town with his loving wife Val, his beautiful daughter Ellie, and his cute dog Cujo.

Yeah, life was good.

Until the day Danny accidently caused a Mass Crisis.

...

Superman was having some extreme trouble in dealing with his current Opponent. He had just been flying around the City, patrolling as Usual, when all of a sudden he had been attacked by a Flying Mech Suit.

At first he had assumed that Lex was giving it another Go, but he quickly realized that was not the case when the Armor seemed to Phase though solid matter in the middle of the battle. Lex had never made Tech advanced enough to do that on the fly.

This opponent was tough too. Strong enough and Durable enough to go blow for blow with him, and seemingly able to pull Advanced Weaponry from out of nowhere whenever he wanted. As tough as it was to admit, Superman as losing the Battle.

Then, without warning, the battle stopped. His opponent was staring at the space just behind him, with a look of pure dread. He turned around, and his heart stopped.

Floating behind him, staring right past him and directly at the Mech Suit, was the First Villain Phantom.

He looked much the same as when he had last been seen, although he was definitely Older. He had snow white hair, and glowing green eyes that seemed to stare right past him and into his very soul. He was wearing what seemed to be a costume of sorts, with an all black suit, white gloves, and white boots. Over his Shoulders sat a Cloak made of Stars, and above his head sat a Crown made of an Icy Blue Fire.

The Mech tried for a greeting, "Er- Hello t-Lord Phantom. How do you d-"

"Skulker."

"Y-yes?"

"What are you doing here? I thought I gave you explicit orders to stay in the Ghost Zone until further notice. You disobeyed me."

"Okay look. I got excited, that's my fault. It's just, I got anxious waiting. Can you really blame me? I've been waiting 20 years to take another Crack at the Human World, what's it matter if I left a few weeks Early?"

"I told you. You were supposed to wait exactly 20 Years, and you left Early. This calls for punishment."

"No wait!"

"Let's see how you feel after a few days as Soup."

The Villain pulled out a Thermos, and in a flash of green light, Skulker was gone, and the King was capping the Thermos. He then turned to Superman.

"I apologize for him, he decided to leave ahead of schedule." The King addressed him. "Now, Kryptonian. Rest and tend to your wounds, you will need to be in your best health if you want to continue saving the lives of those people below us."

With a dramatic flare, the King reached up and Tore a hole in Space. Through the Hole, Superman could only see an infinite Green Void, with the sound of screams cheering being heard through the rift.

The King departed through the Tear in Spacetime, and it closed behind him.

Superman tried to collect himself, and activated his League Emergency Comms.

"Attention All Founding Members, and Justice League Dark Members. This is Superman calling for an immediate Emergency Meeting."

He took a deep breath.

"Phantom is Back."

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Phantom is the first Supervillain #Red Huntress is the first Superhero #Danny/Valerie #Danny x Valerie #When Valerie and Danny battled against Pariah Dark they both managed to beat him #So they both became the King and Queen of the Zone #But nobody knows this and thought that Hero Red Huntress had defeated Villain Phantom #Danny went along with this since if was just easier and he didn't plan to ever break out the Phantom Persona again #Until Skulker decided to break the terms of his Parole #Skulker was supposed to be released in a few weeks but he got excited when he learned that a new Rare Species had become a Hero #He violated his Parole and left to the Human Realm Early #Misunderstandings #Now Superman thinks Danny is planning an Invasion of the Human Realm #They need to find Red Huntress #she would know how to defeat Phantom #Too bad for them she never let her identity be revealed

[twistedappletree]

mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me

#chad #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #chen qing ling #lan jingyi #precious gremlin #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #apple babble 🍎 #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #fr tho nobody checks this kid ever #he gets a free pass for everything #prob bc nobody else wants to get roasted into oblivion lmFAO #chicken boy #i know he’s more goblin than gremlin but I’ve been using the gremlin tag forever and don’t wanna go through changing it in every post 😭

[gatoranimator]

goot nite everybody

#will i fall asleep... or is this just a ruse... #nobody will ever know