#not a horse poll

[only-horse-polls]

#while we're waiting for tournament to get ready #technically #not a horse poll #but if you know you know

[draconym]

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

#poll #horse

[aikaikaik]

THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎 - Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!) MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)

#tumblr horse derby #horse #race #poll #polls #look i will RIDE on this horse shitpost WHO WILL WIN. THE RACE. WHOMST

[teathattast]

#submission #thank you for submitting the template :) #tumblr polls #horse #horse memes

[nicovania]

every poll on this site for the next three days

#nico's talking #meme #vanilla extract #vanilla extract meme #polls #dont worry i find it hilarious #but this is the exact emotion when i see a new poll with vanilla extract #im like yeah #gotta do my meme duty #gotta kick that horse til it's dead #lets go girls #popular post

[dazais-crab-addiction]

Tonight I learned that my 20 yr old partner has never played chess and doesn't know how to play chess. This is mind boggling to me. They claim its not weird for people to not know anything about chess so I. I need to see. Please.

Okay so, I made a mistake in not elaborating the meaning of the options. You do not have to be good or know what you are doing in the slightest to pick that you have played before. The middle three options are for your understanding of the game having never played it at all. The reason there's a percentage on the last option is because my partner made a tumblr so they could pick it because they think they are hilarious.

#crab says words #chess #tumblr polls #i learned how to play in elementary school and so did all my siblings #i use to play chess with random people constantly in highschool #im really bad at chess but its still fun to play ya know #i just am so shocked they literally knew nothing other than “the horses can move in an L shape” #i taught them how to play and made then play with me so dont worry i fixed the situation 😌 #pls reblog this 🥺 #i take it back!! my notifications will never recover!!! pls stop reblogging this!!!!!!

[aroaceofthesea]

Soo i got the privilege of being able to make polls and im gonna abuse it until everyone has it (i will promptly forget it exists)

#polls #tumblr memes #goncharov #horse plinko #eeby deeby #live slug reaction #dracula daily #morbius #blorbo #queen elizabeth #pikaman #crabs #mine

[blessedwithpolls]

I love going on tumblr and being slapped in the face with some obscure meme that appears out of nowhere overnight, and then you don’t really learn what it means or where it comes from, and maybe you don’t fully understand it, but you just kinda have to play along

#like the boyfriend memes? i love them but what do they mean??? #vanilla extract? what about vanilla extract?? but most importantly why is it so fucking funny??? #the shrimp frying the rice? #excuse me GONCHAROV #likeeee??? you get what i’m saying?? #tumblr memes #tumblr experience #boyfriend #boyfriend meme #shrimp #shrimp fried rice #goncharov #vanilla extract #eeby deeby #horse plinko #blorbo #live slug reaction #polls

[colorousme]

Dear (Dutch)tumblr, I have a question for you all:

Would love it if people reblogged to increase the sample size and/or to reach more Dutch blogs! 🙏✨

#nedermemes #dutch #horses #tumblr polls #polls #dutchblr #horse #dutch shit #I am asking this because it is genuinely baffling to me if a dutch person has never seen a horse up close before

[only-horse-polls]

Appreciate your inclusion of grooming in the poll because its my favorite part of my lessons. Hell yes I am going to brush this horse while tell them about my day and refuse to make eye contact with anyone else at the barn

Anon I absolutely agree with you

Personal opinion of mine but I think people put too much value into riding their horse and way too little on things like basic bonding, grooming, and care, hell a lot of equestrian don't even know proper saddle fitting nor how to map a horse and it's worrying.

No horse needs to be ridden but all horses need love and care.

#not a horse poll #I remember I had a girl in my highschool/college class that though horses didn't have a nerve system #she has been riding for 5+ years and we went a equine specialist course #those school years really made me lose hope in equestrians as a whole and why I avoid associating with them

[han-solo-cant-dance]

Making you guys pick the movies I see most talked about on here. I just want to know what everyone else likes the most. I only just realized they're all animated 🤷‍♀️

#shrek 2 #Shrek #megamind #lorax #the lorax #spirit horse #spirit stallion of the cimarron #studio ghibli #spirited away #howls moving castle #prince of egypt #emperors new groove #barbie princess and the pauper #barbie #poll #polls #movie poll #fun poll

[silverwarewolf]

#your boyfriend meme #horse plinko #... does this imply the boyfriend is a horse- #polls #im doing this as a form of procrastination y'all better appreciate it

[tubbytarchia]

Somewhere in the woods, a moth tires of seeking light

#gempearl #shinyduo #shiny duo #not meant to be shipping propaganda for the poll but I mean... feel free to take it as such!! #the solitary plants feel out of place and maybe the color gradients could be better but its fineeeeeee. Not my proudest background... #also haha get it. Moth tires of seeking light. There's light all around her but its symbolic you guys #vaguely inspired by an estonian song. Some of the lyrics: #Luck pat her little girl’s head and repeated that beautiful is everything that there is #The girl then smiled and that was enough for her heart to understand where the sun lay #one of my favorite songs ever. Very beautiful and Id love to make an animatic or smth for it but the lyrics get a bit too specific :( #Shame that its in estonian and probably offputting to a lot of people too but.... õnn ja arm by mari pokinen....... #hermitshipping #commission #centaur cuddles tee hee <3 #horses etc cant actually twist their bodies that much without it hurting them I think. But please suspend your disbelief for me pleasee #tubby art

[asteroidtroglodyte]

#troglodyte thoughts #free range sustainable shitpost #genuine #shitpost #centaurs #insects #diogenes #phylogeny #polls #does a pregnant centaur get pregnant in the human belly or the horse belly #wrong #centaurs spawn like tuna #next question

[fave-fight]

ROUND 1, MATCH 41

NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS

L Lawliet:

“He's got some sick capoeira shit, kicked Light in the face once. It's such a cool & unusual fighting style I dont think anyone will have a strategy for it. ”

“He knows capoeira and is good at it, and is surprisingly good at taking a hit to the face. Also, I love him, that counts for something, right?”

A horse:

“*David Attenborough voice*  Ah! Here we see the noble horse. Truly one of nature's least survivable animals. This pathetic specimen cannot handle the breakage of it's legs, because it is too intellectually limited to avoid using the damaged appendage. In a fight with virtually any other animal the impressive strength that a stallion may demonstrate is immediately made secondary to the limited survivability of a horse.  Horses are not good fighters. I don't like horses. They will lose many many fights.  Thank you for coming to my (David H Attenborough's) TED Talk.”

“i saw this on the spreadsheet and thought it was funny so i'm supporting it with a vote. let's get a horse in this fight”

“Have you tried fighting a horse? Shit's scary :(”

#fight fight fight #round 1 #tournament poll #poll tournament #polls #poll #l lawliet #l death note #death note #a horse

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Results from the ‘Who is the tallest MDZS Character poll! Thank you all for voting!

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #nie mingjue #lan wunian #lan xichen #lan wangij #poll #Thank you all for showing up with your whimsy! I saw so many funny tags and messages! What a blast it has been!!! #Nie Mingjue was the distractor answer - word of god *does* say he's the tallest but...he *was* dismembered and beheaded. #It's still a grey area though! This was all for fun after all B*) #Jin Ling uses his hair as a little lasso. Good for night hunting and asserting dominance! #Not the tallest due to his hair gel getting stuck on his hands and reducing the height of his throw during the judging. #And yes- Poorly Drawn Jin Ling is ~4cm tall. Grab you rulers out an visualize that <3 My Friday Treat for you all. #Real feminism is the fact that all the men who won did so by technically cheating and the woman (horse) did it the honest way. #Real feminism is being a horse. Everyone better start getting on that. New Year's resolution. Horse time. #My apologies to the Jin Zixuan likers (lowest votes): He's a bit of a fail wife but that's okay. #I like to imagine that It's the ghost of JYL committing voter fraud to give him pity votes. #(It is still voter fraud if a ghost votes right? Has anyone looked into the legality of ghost voting?) #Much to think about....Hey speaking of the ghosts of women: See you all tomorrow for the new poll!