#not me though

[sillyfeelings]

Naughty thoughts

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Why no small cock appreciation hmmm?? why no boyfriend here to coo at and kiss my little hard dick??? Like no I can't really fuck anything with it, but it's cute??? isn't that the part that counts??? And I can hump it's thigh or hand or a pillow and it will get all hard and achey and wet, just need my partner to tell me they think think my little cock is cute and tiny and they like that, that's all

#<33 #t4t nsft #trans nsft #ftm nsft #nsft puppy #nsft trans #nblm nsft #nsft t4t #puppy nsft #transmasc nsft #queer nsft #hornyposting #bd/sm kink #puppy sub #puppy barks #ftm puppy #puppyboy #puppypl4y #t4t puppy #trans puppy #dumb puppy #bd/sm puppy #tiny cock appreciation now #small dick appreciation #tell your favorite tboy his cock is cute<33 #not me though #my boyfriend will want to fight you #that's it's job<33

[blvvdk3ep]

they hate him for his slut demeanor and destructive tendencies 😞

#not me though #lestat de lioncourt #and ofc #dennis reynolds #it's always sunny in philadelphia #interview with the vampire #will graham #hannibal

[raydaviespilled]

If sexualising ray davies were illegal, buddy I’d be serving a life sentence

#The kinks fandom is pretty tame I’m coming to realise #Not me though #I want to fuck nasty #I’m too old to censor myself #The kinks

[separatist-apologist]

Someone needs to explain to that dumb bitch @separatist-apologist that she actually does not need 5k words of backstory just to write SMUT!!!

#not me though #I'm afraid of her

[sabakos]

I need the younger people on here to understand that the now-archaic belief that "the internet is for porn" is a reputation that was developed prior to the widespread adoption of hi-speed internet connections that allowed for streaming video. You had to wait for pictures to load. People back then were still downloading grainy ass pictures on a dial-up connection to get off to.

#not me though #i went through puberty at 100 mbps

[dazeddoodles]

Eda rolls up to Raines house and just

Eda:“You adopted-no…you KIDNAPPED the kids of a rich family!?”

Raine:“Eda”

Eda:“Ha! Sweet little Raine, breaking the law, *snort* who would’ve thought!”

Raine:“Shut up they needed me!”

Eda:“They didn’t need you Rainestorm, you just missed me soooo much that you went and kidnapped some kids to fill the void in your heart.”

Raine:“Eda”

Eda:“Hush. Now, useully I’d encourage this kind of behavior however you gotta return the kidz. Their bio parents are like super rich and I don’t want you to end up in jail.”

Raine:“But Eda-“

Eda:“Take the kids back Raine,”

Raine:“Eda-“

Eda:“Take the kids back now-“(tiny Amber walks over and makes uppy hands)”aww hi baby!”(Eda picks her up) “how are you doing princess?”

Tiny Amber:(giggles)

(Raine gives Eda a look)

Eda:(covers tiny Ambers ears) shut the fuck up

This is sooo in character. Someone needs to write this fic.

#not me though #asks #batts #baby batts

[scooplery]

TRAIN your fucking EYES to understand white balance!!!!!!!!!!!! the dress was bad enough. everyone is so DUMB

#NOT ME THOUGH

[whirlibirdy]

Can you believe some people have beef with this fucking thing

#not me though #yes man is literally flawless #yes man fnv #fallout

[nevvaraven]

I wish tumblr had a dislike button some of you are just so wrong so about so many things

#not me though #lol I would never

[mmemirrorball]

you guys all moved on way too quickly from the fact that we have a taylor swift and phoebe bridgers collab ‼️‼️‼️

#not me though #I stayed there dust collected on my pharbed up hair #pharbz #taylor swift #swifties #taylor nation #taylors version #nothing new #red tv #red tv vault #red tv era #phoebe bridgers

[unrealisticlea]

I love how we all run with the “undercover casino date” theory and it took two weeks and minimal new information to realize that they’re neither undercover nor in a casino. great jobs everyone, hit the showers.

#Not me though #people who realized this stuff are all smarter than me #buddie #911 spoilers #911 fox

[some-siren]

Just a thought: God invented the rainbow after the Flood, the next time Aziraphale and Crowley see each other we get whatever the Job minisode was and the ox ribs scene

are you picking up what i'm putting down?

#someone could probably make a meta out of that #not me though #anyways. tags #thoughts #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #job minisode #bildad the shuhite #because why not we love him #rainbow #the flood

[wejustvibing]

cute

#fans going bankrupt this week lol #between this and plus44 pop up #not me though #lewis hamilton #mercedes amg f1 #f1 #miami gp 2023 #lewis merc duties

[fuckeduplookingdog]

where's that "despite popular belief tops can and do use :3" post..i wanna add that bottoms can do use correct punctuatioon and capitalization

#not me though #but i gotta speak my truth

[pocket-watcher]

I’ve been hearing about The Smiler every now and then and I just know I would absolutely love to ride it… if it weren’t for the fact that I am deathly afraid of coasters.

There’s ALSO a Smiler-themed room at the Alton Towers Hotel. Maybe I can’t ride the coaster, but perhaps a Smiler-themed hypnosis session in that room would be enough for me.

-🍷♥️

Q: how does a hypnokinkster get over a fear of rollercoaster?

A: they close their eyes and just let themselves drop! :D

So I just looked up the room and there are SO many spirals, though the security cameras are giving me Black Mirror vibes. Though, if you happen to have a Hypno and exhibition kink? I think you may have just struck gold!

#not me though #I like my kink like I like my coffee #from the comfort of my home #super sweet #and keeping me up all night #watcher answers

[fortheloveofexy]

I just listened to the song Fox On The Run by Sweet for the first time and after i started listening to the lyrics full i was like...wait a second this fits my boy Neil

I finally sat down to listen to this - it fits him so well!

#asks #ask crow #somebody should write a fic #not me though #i have too many projects already (once again)